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Speaker 1: Welcome to the tap out on messy Intercom.

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Speaker 2: Happy Holidays, Happy Holidays. The Liberals ruined Christmas. The liberals

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Speaker 2: ruined Christmas.

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Speaker 1: They literally did. We went to Target before this to

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Speaker 1: get like decorations and the minimalism throw up that was

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Speaker 1: all over that Target.

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Speaker 2: Was really released far too much. Our children are going

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Speaker 2: to grow up green back, red and green Christmas. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what happened? Gray and beige and white? Like I've had

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Speaker 2: a fucking up a.

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Speaker 1: Beige Christmas, have a beige Christmas. Everything was like woody

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Speaker 1: and gray and nasty.

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Speaker 2: And I saw this like garland that was like like

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Speaker 2: supposed to be like hung up on the walls and

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Speaker 2: ship and it was just wooden balls and like I

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Speaker 2: almost threw up. It's supposed to be like rainbow ornaments.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, because you know who took the rainbows from us,

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Speaker 1: so we don't get to use that anymore. They have

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Speaker 1: to save all their rainbow paint for July or is

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Speaker 1: it June?

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Speaker 2: June?

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't know, okay, you would wow. If you're wondering

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Speaker 1: why Drew looks like that, it's because he doesn't know

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Speaker 1: how to wear that.

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Speaker 2: I grew my beard out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we bleached it with splat, so it's never

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Speaker 1: going back to normal ever.

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Speaker 2: Again, it's supposed to Is my nose supposed to be covered?

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Speaker 1: No, you're not supposed to be covered with the fucking mustach.

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Speaker 2: When you took that picture earlier, I was like, why

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Speaker 2: does it look like shit? And it's because it's like

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Speaker 2: all the way up to my eyes.

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Speaker 1: It is like the cheapest thing I think I've ever

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Speaker 1: seen on the planet. You should just gorilla glue it

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Speaker 1: like that girl did with her wig. Oh yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then you won't have to worry about it slipping and sliding.

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Speaker 2: We were talking with Rain, Thank you Rain for letting

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Speaker 2: us use your house.

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Speaker 1: It's because our kitchen corner is scared.

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Speaker 2: Rain shot Rain. But we were talking about like the

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Speaker 2: girl that gorilla glued her hair down like and Rain

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Speaker 2: was like, bro, like, how did she think this was

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Speaker 2: the gorilla snot? Like it literally looks like fucking glue.

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Speaker 1: Also, it's like burns, like anytime you get super glue

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Speaker 1: or something on your skin, you have like a chemical reaction.

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Speaker 1: It literally like start to like.

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Speaker 2: Right here is there?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I thought this was a cat whisker.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't have a cat.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was left here from the past. People

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Speaker 2: are fell Yes, I've been keeping as those whiskers.

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Speaker 1: Really, I've never seen his whiskers.

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Speaker 2: I found three and two in the last two days.

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Speaker 2: He's stressed, he's losing his grip.

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Speaker 1: Why is whiskers falling out? But yeah, how did she

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Speaker 1: not know? Because like anytime I've gotten super glue where

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Speaker 1: my fingers, it burns, like it literally burned so fucking bad,

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Speaker 1: Like are like animal bodies know immediately that that shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be on our skin. So how did she like put

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Speaker 1: it all over her forehead?

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Speaker 2: I literally was gluing together like a failed three D print,

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Speaker 2: Like I was trying to like piece it back together.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, we literally showed it in the last episode.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to glue the arm back onto that

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Speaker 2: print and let me take this shit off because it's

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Speaker 2: like actually itching my nose. It's like it's straight up

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Speaker 2: as beestos, Like it's fucked up.

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Speaker 1: It's dry wall, it's the thing you fill walls with.

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Speaker 1: It's fiberglass. You had to take up your fiberglass.

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Speaker 2: But I was like gluing the arm back on that

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Speaker 2: figurine and like I dripped like fucking five or six

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Speaker 2: drips of the super glue onto my middle finger and

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Speaker 2: like just I didn't think anything of it, but then

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Speaker 2: because I was like, I've had super glue on my fingers.

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Speaker 2: It's not that deep. I used to glue my fingers

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Speaker 2: together and pull them apart because it like felt good,

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Speaker 2: Like that is like no normal, I know someone has Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But he said he did super glue.

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Speaker 2: It was fun. It's fun, Like it doesn't that's dangerous.

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Speaker 2: God they are y'all are now officially the OP.

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Speaker 1: Like y'all are now officially bestowed as the OP.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't think anything of it. But gorilla

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Speaker 2: like I'm literally gonna die. And then I just had

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Speaker 2: like superglue fingers for like three days. But I read

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Speaker 2: keep that ship moisturized, Like no, I used your Bibrito

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Speaker 2: rose hand.

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Speaker 1: Cur the oiliest creamy planet. I do, but I like

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Speaker 1: have this problem with like all my because my like

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Speaker 1: on my arms and hands, as the rest of my

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Speaker 1: body absorbs cream so fast that like I would need

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Speaker 1: to go through that whole fucking tube to moisturize my body.

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Speaker 1: And then I'm like, I get to smell good for

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Speaker 1: one night and one night only.

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Speaker 3: You know who else's body absorbs cream really fast?

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Speaker 1: Yours, because you're ran through and you'll everybody like I

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Speaker 1: was sitting on you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was sitting on the couch earlier talking about

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Speaker 2: how he can easily fit a tennis ball up his butthole.

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Speaker 2: He can just sit on it.

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Speaker 1: You know how some people are like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't want anybody to want me because like

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Speaker 1: the mix of water and like is really grow snassy.

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Speaker 1: Kai literally is always like that doesn't matter because it

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Speaker 1: just seeps in. It's like he's like a sham wow only.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, this is a Christmas episode.

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Speaker 1: We can believe that we can bleep, that we can

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Speaker 1: bleep that you'll better be watching this on the living

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Speaker 1: room TV with your whole family around you.

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Speaker 2: Oh literally, I bet there is a family out there

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Speaker 2: that listens together.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the same that and like the two

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Speaker 1: thousands would do a wife swap and they were like

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Speaker 1: the hippies, do you know what I mean? Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they were like, we believe even peace. Now we're those

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Speaker 2: We love you media. But did y'all Okay, I have

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Speaker 2: to go back to this because I was like, I

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Speaker 2: wanted to talk about it, but we got sidetracked. But

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Speaker 2: did y'all ever do this? And I'm being dead fucking serious.

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Speaker 2: I'm not even like making this a bit like this

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Speaker 2: is something I used to do. But I would sit

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Speaker 1: Every kid did that once they realized they have like

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Speaker 1: eight million layers of skin. But then every time you

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Speaker 1: pinched yourself and it fucking her, you were like, and

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Speaker 1: then you would just leave it a lot like you

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Speaker 1: would again you.

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Speaker 2: Make like a little blood blister under there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and then you would bite the blood blister.

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Speaker 2: No I never did that.

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Speaker 1: I did that.

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Speaker 3: Hell no, I would do that. I would make it bust.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well keep going because he's getting really weird. We've

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Speaker 1: let him get away with too much already this episode.

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Speaker 1: So being uncomfortable Drew, you've upset him.

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Speaker 3: Drew was seeing like figures before the episode started.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that was a real person. I think

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Speaker 2: it literally was like probably you came.

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Speaker 1: Over to us while we were all sitting at a

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Speaker 1: box eating because Rain like just got her crib. So

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Speaker 1: it's actually so cute. It's like in the beginning stages

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Speaker 1: not like hurting your back, And we were all sitting

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Speaker 1: watching tiktoks and Drew came over there there was someone

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Speaker 1: outside there were they took a picture and that they left.

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Speaker 3: And like I was talking, his face went white.

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Speaker 2: I swear the ghost.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's because his hypoxia. He's not the twikest he's

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Speaker 2: It's literally it's from the three D printer gases that

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Speaker 2: are like fucking my ship.

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Speaker 1: You're still sleeping in my bed.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we we're gonna do it again tonight, like

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Speaker 2: a little farewell, like a goodbye, like I always think

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Speaker 2: about that. We haven't like hung out other than like

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Speaker 2: fucking working, which is annoying as well.

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Speaker 1: That's I don't like hanging out with you, So hanging

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Speaker 1: out with you while we work is already enough. And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, if I need a detox, I have

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Speaker 1: you been realizing I would just cleanse every time we

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Speaker 1: finish working. No, I need to cleanse my body, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. And I'll probably go get like amatic drainage

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Speaker 1: massage after this.

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Speaker 2: Can we just move on? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: So it's officially over for me. Okay, like I'm down

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Speaker 2: tremendously bad, Like it's so over, Like it's not even

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Speaker 2: twenty three and me was hacked and they have my

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Speaker 2: fucking data. They have all of my data, they.

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Speaker 1: Have all what is the data on there that's like

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Speaker 1: so important.

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Speaker 2: Mayan's higher genome?

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Speaker 1: But what does that even mean? Like somebody like it's like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, someone knows my blood type. Oh go go.

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Speaker 2: You are literally three decades away from like cloning human beings,

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Speaker 2: Like they are going to literally clone me.

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Speaker 1: But you're already pushing thirty. You're not getting cloned. They

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Speaker 1: want the young people. They don't in three decades. In

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Speaker 1: thirty years, I'm in my fucking prime.

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Speaker 2: I'm in my fucking prime.

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Speaker 1: You are in your prime.

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Speaker 2: I was in the NBA decades.

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Speaker 1: No one is gonna want to clone somebody who's like

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Speaker 1: fifty six years old.

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Speaker 2: No, you're cloning cloning my prime DNA I know. And

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Speaker 2: also the telomeres have nothing to do with.

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Speaker 1: It, which telo mirrors Kai, No, do not, don't, we don't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we can move on.

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Speaker 3: It's the strands in your DNA that shows your biological age.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what's crazy about the telomeres is

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Speaker 2: when you eat a bunch of sugar, your glacogen levels

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Speaker 2: KAI take it away.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So when you eat sugar, basically your telomeres shortened,

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Speaker 3: and that basically means you're gonna die soon, so you

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Speaker 3: should eat sugar.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: Just so literally all they all are gonna die because

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Speaker 1: we all just ordered fucking candy. Literally not meaning I

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Speaker 1: did not answert what you had for dinner last night.

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Speaker 1: He was dying. I will say I had a bite

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Speaker 1: of his famous bowl and it was fucking yummy. The

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Speaker 1: famous boo from KFC will always be good, even though

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Speaker 1: it like actually tastes like I just ate a bunch

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Speaker 1: of cans and like rations in a basement.

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Speaker 2: You did just have a bite. You had three the

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Speaker 2: entire hold on hold, you had a order of it,

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Speaker 2: and then you went and made fun of my fucking

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Speaker 2: chicken rap with macaroni and cheese on.

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Speaker 1: That didn't make fun of it.

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Speaker 3: That's so sweet. I didn't know that was for me.

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Speaker 2: It was crazy. Was I like literally was big ingredy

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Speaker 3: I don't want to reveal that on this episode that gave.

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Speaker 2: The Mexico Aliens delivered it to him because they gave

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Speaker 2: I don't know you were jealous of me?

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Speaker 1: Oh you were gonna Okay, now that's why you remember

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Speaker 2: I'm just a pleasant person to talk to. I haven't

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Speaker 1: Also you have boogers, so so your motherfucker fuck away

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Speaker 1: from how long did you? Like literally three seconds? Because

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Speaker 1: I thought you rubbed it on her carpet. I used

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Speaker 1: But then I thought about it. I was like I

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Speaker 1: You think you're going to make a generational change.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna raise how many schools would you be

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Speaker 2: teaching at one? But I'm gonna raise some fucking geniuses,

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Speaker 3: Because you grew up during the pandemic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you are only seventeen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like forget that a lot. I just hang

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Speaker 2: I've just been hanging around like a lot of older

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Speaker 2: y'all give me like hella fucking drugs. It's like weird,

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Speaker 2: like my brain doesn't even developed.

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Speaker 1: Cool. And we'd rather have you do it at home

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Speaker 2: I'm not.

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Speaker 3: We don't want you at some random house just like

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Speaker 3: doing pills and ship whyn't you're doing it here with us?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd rather you take a perk and p perks

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Speaker 1: so fucking bad.

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Speaker 3: Please the wallflowers you're stalking, guys, the wallflowers be like,

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Speaker 3: don't even like fucking.

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Speaker 2: No one cares because what.

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Speaker 1: You said, I want to perk so bad, And I

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that sucks the perks.

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Speaker 1: For being a wallflower.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just got the perks of being a wallflower.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, thank you. Guys.

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Speaker 2: So y'all know that feeling like when you get home

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Speaker 2: I'll die, like y'all have had that. Yeah, there's a

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Speaker 2: name for it. It's called the latch key in kant.

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Speaker 2: That's not the word, I just.

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Speaker 2: It might be incontinence. It's latch key in continence. Maybe

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Speaker 2: I could be wrong, but there is that is like

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Speaker 1: All that reminds you of is that video of that

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Speaker 2: And like bumps, like baby waking up.

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Speaker 1: But it's because like that's.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no fuck motheruck.

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Speaker 1: I know we're talking like how they think their baby

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Speaker 1: is the cutest, but they also think their baby is

445
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,160
Speaker 1: like the smartest.

446
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,679
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, what is that word? Someone like, leave it

447
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,359
Speaker 2: in the comments because it's gonna drive me fucking insane.

448
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 1: Um, you were not gonna check the comments for that shit.

449
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,119
Speaker 2: I literally will, Oh, I'll look it up for you

450
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:26,680
Speaker 2: right now, Drew.

451
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,919
Speaker 3: I'll look it up right now.

452
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:31,600
Speaker 2: Thank you. It's like dissonance. Is it mother's dissonance? I

453
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:31,919
Speaker 2: don't know.

454
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,200
Speaker 1: I think dissonance is.

455
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,680
Speaker 2: Like cognitive dissonance.

456
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 1: Cognitive dissonance I think is when you like detach yourself

457
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,440
Speaker 1: from something. So I don't think it's mother's dissonance.

458
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:45,880
Speaker 3: Well maybe Drew's mom had.

459
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,199
Speaker 1: Probably she needs to give it to herself, and she

460
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:46,880
Speaker 1: was looking at.

461
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,159
Speaker 2: That thing so scared of me. She had the disconnect.

462
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,239
Speaker 1: That's why there's a lock outside of your door. Your

463
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,400
Speaker 1: mom planted it because she was like, he'll know he's home.

464
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,119
Speaker 2: Yeah. They still every once in a while will just

465
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 2: lock me in my room when I'm sleeping, which is

466
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 2: so incredible dangerous to.

467
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 1: Jump out the window if all else fails.

468
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 2: Whatever helps them sleep comfortably at night.

469
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 1: Sure, but your parents lock you in the house.

470
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you do, I mean, you deserve it.

471
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Speaker 1: So I get like I just had to take notes

472
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Speaker 1: from them because I was like, I honestly agree and share.

473
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:23,680
Speaker 2: Take notes into a Walmart, so I, oh, you would

474
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 2: know a lot about a Walmart. I don't know anything. Actually,

475
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 2: like you would know a lot about a Walmar. Seem

476
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:36,639
Speaker 2: like a Walmart excepert justin Bieber, Walmart, justin Bieber. Okay,

477
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Speaker 2: I've had this note taken down for laterly months and

478
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,120
Speaker 2: stop reading my notes.

479
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Speaker 1: I'm literally not I'm just like my caveman brain seas

480
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 1: an iPhone screen and I'm just staring at it like open.

481
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 2: Night, like practicing for school. Stop reading.

482
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 1: I'm literally doing what I do when I go to

483
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Speaker 1: a restaurant and I see a menu, like words mean nothing,

484
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 1: and I'm just looking at something because my eyes are

485
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 1: trying to like find something to entertain me because I'm

486
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,119
Speaker 1: so used to looking at im.

487
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Speaker 2: Yeah, when you go to like dinner with like a

488
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 2: new person and y'all are still like trying to figure

489
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 2: each other out and like sniffing each other's asses, like

490
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 2: just seeing what type of person they are, Like I

491
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 2: do that only when I'm doing that.

492
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Speaker 1: No, no matter who I go to a restaurant, I

493
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,400
Speaker 1: will look at the menu and not look at it

494
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 1: like I can't read it.

495
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 2: No, when I'm like if I don't know the person

496
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 2: and we're just like learning who we are, like learning

497
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 2: a lot about each other, Like I'll look at the

498
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 2: menu as like this like safety.

499
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Speaker 1: Barrier, like a buffer.

500
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a buffer to the conversation so I

501
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 2: can like plan in my head how I'm going to

502
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 2: respond and what person I'm gonna be because of the fucking.

503
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Speaker 1: I'm a fucking psycho.

504
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 2: No, I one of my fucking psycho. I can. I

505
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 2: can literally change my personality on who I'm communicating with.

506
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 2: And y'all are.

507
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 1: Jealous, that's what you think is happening in your head

508
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:51,919
Speaker 1: Like that. I thought Jews perceiving a social interactions, But

509
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 1: like Jews.

510
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 2: The same steps ahead.

511
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Speaker 1: He's the same person every time we're around new people,

512
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 1: Like I know the kind of person who.

513
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 2: When I'm with you, because I know the person I

514
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 2: get to be when I'm with you. But when I

515
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 2: take meetings without you or I meet new people without you,

516
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 2: you don't know that.

517
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: I feel like you act like way more normal.

518
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're not there to bounce off of.

519
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no buffer when I meet new people.

520
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 1: It's actually a big problems. I will leave every social

521
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 1: interaction being like damn, I really dominated that room for

522
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,679
Speaker 1: no reason, Like, well why did I do that? But

523
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: it's okay because people love me. Actually, everybody was replying

524
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 1: to that close friends. It was like, do not change.

525
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: We love you like that? Can I have with you?

526
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,399
Speaker 2: No? I thought Salem was going to reply to that.

527
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 2: I just thought I had like a female's intuition when

528
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 2: you start calling women female. No, but I've been meaning

529
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 2: to talk about this for literally months. It's just been

530
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,120
Speaker 2: in my notes for like a long fucking time. Oh wait,

531
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 2: does this guy think I'm going to be meeting him

532
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 2: at the door?

533
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 3: This this grinder, dude, the way you use your phone.

534
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 2: When I get the notification, I'll let one of you'all know,

535
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 2: and then if you wouldn't mind, But meaning to talk

536
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 2: about this were so goddamn long, and it's just been

537
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 2: in my notes and then we just never get to it,

538
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 2: and we might have already talked about it, and I

539
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 2: just am not remembering. But hamsters, like literally hamsters, like

540
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 2: they're crazy. Okay, they're like little pandas.

541
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: Lose my fucking mind. I think I'm like done. No,

542
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: I just starting to cry, like what are we doing?

543
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 2: No, No, I have tears. We both broke at the

544
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 2: same time.

545
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 1: That's it, Like we were done, like.

546
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 3: Us place.

547
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude.

548
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 4: Like I was like literally crying, like I quite literally cry,

549
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 4: Like I don't know what that just did to me,

550
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 4: but like that made me feel every like like nerve

551
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 4: in my body, and I like realized I was here,

552
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 4: and I felt the fire behind me, and I like.

553
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 2: You're wait too, You're welcome. My ground did you know,

554
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 2: But I just more meant like how hamsters die really easily.

555
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, hampster is the most abused ever. I was

556
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 1: gonna set up to like a six year old and

557
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: let them like like throw them around.

558
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 2: There, That's what I'm saying. They're like little small pandas. Also,

559
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 2: if you look at them and they like fall around,

560
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 2: then you know the videos of like pandas falling everywhere.

561
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 2: But what I recently found out, and I'm sure everybody

562
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 2: already knows this, and this was already commenting it because

563
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 2: they want to like get to the fucking punch on

564
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 2: corner than me, because there's so much better than me.

565
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Oh the food is literally.

566
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: Here, like god man, something's wrong with here.

567
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 2: But hamsters literally hibernate. They go into hibernation.

568
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:12,360
Speaker 1: I don't know that.

569
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 2: I know, no one fucking knew that. So like half

570
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 2: of the time when kids got there, yes, when kids

571
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 2: thought their hamsters were dead, the parents thought they were

572
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 2: dead too, They were literally in hibernation. And we all

573
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 2: just buried our hamsters alive. Yes, I know that literally

574
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 2: just gagged away scared.

575
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 1: Did you have a hamster?

576
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 2: I hamster And it was probably in hibernation.

577
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: Killed your hamster.

578
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, you used to feed a pencils. No, that's a

579
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 2: vibe like to chew on the wood, Like I get it,

580
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 2: I get it. Yeah, just not the lead.

581
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 1: It's giving your hamster lead poisoning and be like all.

582
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 2: But yeah, so a lot of people just were killing

583
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 2: their hamsters because they were in hibernation and they didn't

584
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 2: realize it. So a lot of y'all are murderers. And

585
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 2: if you're worried about your if you were going to

586
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 2: hell or not, you for sure are now because you

587
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 2: literally buried a creature alive. You're over the.

588
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 1: Same children who had hamsters when they were younger, or

589
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 1: like the equivalent to iPad babies. Does that make sense.

590
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 4: That's like that's like before there were iPads, you would

591
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 4: give your kid a hamster play with.

592
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was also like my parents' reasoning was like

593
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 2: to like teach us that other things are alive and

594
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 2: we have to like respect that. But I we had fish,

595
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 2: and then my brothers poured like three liters of coke

596
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 2: and their fish tank one day and the fish like

597
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 2: jumped out to survive and they just landed on the counter.

598
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 2: But I saved them. Okay, yeah, and I was really

599
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,479
Speaker 2: fucking young. I love it. Wait wait wait wait wait,

600
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 2: let me let me let me finish the hamster thing right, Okay,

601
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 2: you can get one time. I like before school, my

602
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 2: mom and dad got really pissed at me and my

603
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 2: sister because we were like neglected our hamster as like

604
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 2: a seven year old that like we weren't cleaning its

605
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 2: cage properly.

606
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: Like I mean literally just straight up doo doo factory.

607
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 2: It was hell, and we were like not taking care

608
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 2: of it properly. So our parents were like very adamant,

609
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 2: like clean this fucking critter's cage right now, or like

610
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 2: your ground did. So, like we started the cleaning process,

611
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 2: and like we put the hamster in the sink inside

612
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 2: the cage with the door shut after we finished cleaning it,

613
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 2: because like we had to like clean the the basin next,

614
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 2: and we just like didn't have enough time before school

615
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 2: because it was just like whatever. So we went to

616
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 2: school and then we came home and my cat had

617
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 2: snuck into the bathroom of the where we were cleaning

618
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 2: the hamster's cage. And since the hamster cage was in

619
00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 2: the basin to like the sink, the cat had accidentally

620
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 2: turned on scorching hot water and it was on for

621
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: literally like four hours, and the hamster literally drowned inside

622
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 2: the cage. And my brother like walked in and was.

623
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: Like, you can't experience fear factory.

624
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 2: And they were like you can't. My brother was like,

625
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 2: you literally cannot see this, Like you you don't, you

626
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 2: don't want to see this, don't come to literally and

627
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 2: my cat killed my fucking hamster and like it literally

628
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 2: like it was in a cage like probably trying to escape.

629
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 2: Like it was literally so sad. I literally like cried

630
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 2: for months over that fucking hamster because I was like, wow,

631
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 2: like this is my fault. Natural selection literally like don't

632
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 2: be a stupid fucking hamster if you're gonna drown like child, don't.

633
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: Be born a hamster if you don't want to be

634
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: drowned by there's that. Yeah, But we had a sucker

635
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 1: fish and it was fucking huge. Like are they called

636
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: catfish or sucker like the ones that like they're called

637
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: plecos stucked get stuck to the glass and they like

638
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 1: clean the algae.

639
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 2: They're called pleos, are they?

640
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well we had one of those really fucking big

641
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: and it was humongous, and it died while my dad

642
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 1: was at work, and like we when our fish would die,

643
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: we would like put them in the toilet and like

644
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 1: sit over and be like bye, and like flush the toilet.

645
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, like we were getting ahead

646
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: of the curb and I was like, oh, we're gonna

647
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: flush it. It was humongous, like it literally was the

648
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,959
Speaker 1: size like we could have eaten it, like it was

649
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: so big, and we threw it in the toilet and

650
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: we were like me and my little siblings were like, oh,

651
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: like yeah, it was one of those. And we were like, oh,

652
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: my God, like rest in peace, like we love you

653
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,719
Speaker 1: so much. You were amazing. And then we flushed the toilet.

654
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 1: Bitch that ship got stuck in the fucking pipes. And

655
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: my dad came home and was like, why is it

656
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 1: the toilet working? And we were like I don't know,

657
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: like I don't know what happened, Like we haven't done anything.

658
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: And then my dad took off the pipes just to

659
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: find our fish stuck in the pipes. And my dad

660
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: was like, the know it was dead. As far as

661
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: we were concerned, that ship was not moving for a

662
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: long time.

663
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 2: If I was your dad been like, oh, wow, they

664
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 2: killed my fucking fish.

665
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. My dad was like, why did y'all do that?

666
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: Why didn't you wait till we get home? And we

667
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: were like we thought we were like getting ahead of it.

668
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 1: We didn't want it to stink.

669
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 2: That's sweet though, And then we all got in.

670
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: Trouble because he had to replace a bunch of the

671
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: pipes because he had to literally saw one of the

672
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: pipes in half because it like the mouth of it

673
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: got stuck to like the curve and the pipe, so

674
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: he like took it out and was trying to get

675
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: it out, but it was like stuck in there. It's

676
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: we all had to poop in the backyard.

677
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 2: It was so weird. Okay, I do have a question

678
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 2: for you. Did you ever like pray over your bed, Like,

679
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 2: did you ever get on your yees and pray?

680
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: I think you just called me Drew, by the way.

681
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 2: No, I said a question for you.

682
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: No, you said Drew, I have a question for you.

683
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: I did, literally, I swear to God, did I actually

684
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: have a question for you?

685
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, I said dude or something.

686
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: No you said Drew, because I was darned because I

687
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: was like, oh, are you setting me up, like you

688
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: want me to ask you. Yeah, I used to like

689
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: get down and pray because I thought I was evil

690
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: and I was going to hell because I was annoying.

691
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 2: I wrote a big note down because like I would

692
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 2: get over my bed and pray for just like real ship,

693
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 2: like pray for my family's health. But then I would

694
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 2: add in there, like I want to break a bone,

695
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 2: like can you just like give me a cast? Like

696
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 2: can you break can I break a bone so I

697
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 2: can get a cast?

698
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: Or like I prayed like that recently, not for a

699
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: broken bone, but like I was like bored as fuck and.

700
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 2: I have a billion dollars or something like down bad.

701
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, you know what, fuck it, like

702
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm downb here, And I literally got down at my

703
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: bed like the bed I have now, and I was

704
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: like this is a good prayer like area, and I

705
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: like got down and I pray.

706
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 2: Every once in a while, I'll do that, and then

707
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 2: I'll pray when I have nothing else to give or

708
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 2: to the.

709
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: Love of my family and friends. Isn't doing it for me?

710
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 2: Right now? I got and it works. Yeah, I wake

711
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 2: up the next day good every time. But I remember

712
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 2: specifically this one time. This is so gross. I don't

713
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 2: even want to say it.

714
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: Did you, Like, what did you?

715
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 2: It's actually not gross. I I just prayed to get

716
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 2: pink eye because I was like, in my head, I

717
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 2: was like, pink guy's the most lit fucking disease to get,

718
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 2: because like I didn't know what it was at the time, you.

719
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 1: Didn't know it came to like fucking Dodoo munch, Like

720
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: literally came from Doodoo munch.

721
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,439
Speaker 2: You weren't like sick as a dog, but you got

722
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 2: to stay home from school. In my head, so I

723
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 2: was just like cool, like I want pink.

724
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: Kids came to school with pink at my school all

725
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: the fucking time, and they tried to hide it, and they'd.

726
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 2: Be like, why would you not want to stay home

727
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 2: with pink eye?

728
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: I think most kids weren't like allowed to stay home

729
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: because their parents had to work and whatnot.

730
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 2: So boring, boring. I got to stay home and eat

731
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 2: chips and ride in the golf car.

732
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: I literally, because like I grew up with like a

733
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: single parent, I was not allowed to stay home when

734
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: I was sick, so I would have to go to school.

735
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: I remember one time my dad thought I was lying

736
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 1: and I literally had thrown up everywhere in the office.

737
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not making myself through up and

738
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: he was like, he was like, did you kiss someone?

739
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, what are we talking about? I

740
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: think I was in middle school and he was like,

741
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: I think you kissed someone and you got sick. And

742
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,280
Speaker 1: I was like, you think I kissed someone today?

743
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: And immediately the gestation period was like.

744
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 1: The fastest moving metabolism ever, the fastest turnover ever.

745
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 2: The most violent disease of all.

746
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 1: And then my godfather was like, bruh, she did not

747
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 1: kiss someone, like, she's definitely just sick. And my dad

748
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: was like, not my end. I don't know. I don't know.

749
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: I think she kissed someone I was kissing.

750
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 2: You can't get like mono from kissing that. So I

751
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,839
Speaker 2: learned like what like kissing was, because we had to

752
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 2: like be taught what mano was.

753
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: If you were like twenty and you got mono, you

754
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: need to go to jail. You're too old.

755
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 2: Before we move on from that, I wanted to tell

756
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 2: this really, really fucking nasty story about how when I

757
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 2: got pink eye. I've probably already told it, but it's

758
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 2: been enough time and there's probably a bunch of new listeners.

759
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 2: But when I was really young, I was I mean,

760
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 2: I still have them, and they just never figured out why.

761
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 2: But like I would get like really gnarly constipated and

762
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 2: like it would be like painful like blockage. And then

763
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 2: I would also get like anytime I would eat, I

764
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 2: would get so nauseous that I would throw up, like

765
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 2: and this went on for like four months, and I

766
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 2: like lost a lot of weight in my parents. No,

767
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 2: they literally don't know what it is. But so they

768
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 2: were like, let's fucking go in and look. So I

769
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 2: got like a colonoscope when I was like twelve or thirteen,

770
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 2: and I didn't know this at the time. My parents

771
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 2: didn't know this, but they also scheduled me for an indoscopy,

772
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 2: So colonoscopies up the ass, indo scopies like down the throat.

773
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 2: And then I woke up from this procedure with like

774
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 2: a feeding tube in my nose that went down to

775
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 2: my stomach to like measure my bile and like acid levels.

776
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 2: Well anyways, I woke up.

777
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 1: Well that prayers, bitch, you want to stay over school?

778
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 3: That bad?

779
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 2: I know, literally I and I had to carry like

780
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 2: a pouch around that like measured, like when I would

781
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 2: have to like click a button when I would eat.

782
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 2: It was so nerd. Yeah, it was so nerdy. It

783
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 2: was so like so whatever.

784
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,320
Speaker 1: But if I was in your school, I would have

785
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: popped that fucking bag. Yeah.

786
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 2: Literally, No, it wasn't like a bouch. It was like

787
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 2: a big electronic.

788
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: Brickho you had a pager?

789
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, literally, but it was huge and I had

790
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 2: to carry it around like a fucking purse. I was

791
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 2: so embarrassed. But I woke up from that procedure with

792
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 2: the gnarliest pink eye of my life, meaning that they

793
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 2: did not properly clean after my colonoscopy and gave me

794
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 2: pink eye when they and I don't know if they

795
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 2: use the same fucking tube or what, but like that ship,

796
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 2: it was the gnarliest like pink I've ever had. It

797
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 2: was violent, Like I literally thought I was gonna go blind.

798
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 2: And my parents were like, oh, like must have been

799
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,760
Speaker 2: from this surgery. And I was like like, I was like, wait,

800
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 2: that's crazy.

801
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: Someone off and they literally after touching your butt, they

802
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:44,760
Speaker 1: fucking rubbed your eye.

803
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

804
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: Literally, this annoying ass kids.

805
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 2: Pillow Madaline farted in my pillow.

806
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: I only got pink eye once, and it was when

807
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: I got COVID. And it was when that was like

808
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 1: at the beginning of COVID, when they were like, oh,

809
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: if you like randomly get pink eye or a sty,

810
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,919
Speaker 1: it can and you are sick at the same time,

811
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 1: it can be a sign of COVID. And I woke

812
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: up with pink eye and then got a style like

813
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: the pink guy went away almost immediately, and then it

814
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 1: turned into a sty.

815
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 2: I have bad news because you farted on my phone. No,

816
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,760
Speaker 2: I didn't fart on your fucking pillow. I ship inside

817
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 2: of it. I ripped it open and ship inside the

818
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 2: fluffing and it's still in there.

819
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: It's just like, No, I got new pillows and I

820
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: put my old pillows in your room, So you've been

821
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: sleeping on your ship.

822
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 2: But that's that backfired. That backfired like crazy. But back

823
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 2: to praying. I used to pray to be never mind,

824
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 2: we're moving on.

825
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: You were using God for weird reasons. Oh, you better

826
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: keep praying. We should start praying for that together. Like

827
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: the night before we got a bed an opposite signs.

828
00:38:55,640 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 2: Of my bed like please please please, Well, since we're

829
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 2: on like medical, my new year's resolution. Yeah, really same

830
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 2: like and ironically literally the same. But since we're on

831
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:15,280
Speaker 2: medical ship, I really do think I have one really

832
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 2: short leg and one like really long leg walk. I

833
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 2: think one of my legs is like genuinely like a

834
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 2: quarter or half of them.

835
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 1: For me saying you were hobbling around the house.

836
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 2: I've always thought this, like if you look back in

837
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 2: my notes, I would just write it down randomly because

838
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 2: I was so like, I can't stop hobbling literally, and

839
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 2: I do have like such a strange like cadence to

840
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 2: my step. And the only way I can explain it

841
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 2: is that one of my legs is shorter than the other,

842
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 2: like by.

843
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: Like a It's because you spend too much time in

844
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: your bed, so your body has to react.

845
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 2: Walk spinish, stretching back out. But yeah, I just wanted

846
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:57,479
Speaker 2: to get that off my chest because it's really dark.

847
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 3: Wait, Drew, do you not know that one of your

848
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 3: legs is six inch shorter than the other.

849
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: No, we put stilts on you every night so that

850
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: you could just wake up. We take them off at

851
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: night and then we put them back on.

852
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 2: One of my balls is shorter than the other. But

853
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 2: that's a classic man thing. To be worried about. Yeah,

854
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 2: like when you're like nine and you're like, fuck, dude,

855
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 2: like my balls, like I think I'm broken. One of

856
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 2: them is like longer than the other one, and then

857
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 2: you google it and you find out like it's normal.

858
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,720
Speaker 3: It's normal.

859
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 1: After Jimmy Neutral. Anytime I watched the old cartoons we

860
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,439
Speaker 1: grew up watching, I was like, this is why I'm

861
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: so fucking annoying. Yeah, like they were so goddamn annoying, dude.

862
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 2: That one fucking because it's like Joe.

863
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: Rogan is that actually Joe Rogan's Company?

864
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you lying?

865
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: High?

866
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 2: I'm Paul is Joe Rogan's company? Shut the fuck up?

867
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 1: Okay, the other one because I would have known that.

868
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 3: No, But you have a like a you have like

869
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 3: a relative that's very young, right, Yeah, they and they

870
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 3: watch cartoons. What do they watch like the shorts? Okay,

871
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 3: because they don't watch like SpongeBob and sh it anymore.

872
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 2: And they do like yeah, still like The Biggest.

873
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 3: Car Where do they watch it?

874
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 2: Just on on TV? Dude? I was watching like.

875
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: Disney stuff like carries like kids cartoons.

876
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 2: They also like direct TV like cable boxes and ships

877
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,720
Speaker 2: still run it. But I was watching my nephew watch

878
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 2: SpongeBob one. The new SpongeBob is so fucking bricked. It

879
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 2: fucking sucks. Yeah, like it's be it's horrible, like don't

880
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: even get me started. But also like it was so

881
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 2: crazy because there would be like a QR code like

882
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 2: permanently in the corner, and then there would be like

883
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 2: another little screen down here playing like an hour advertisement,

884
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 2: and then like another little screen would pop up halfway

885
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 2: through the episode and play like another cartoon, and then

886
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 2: the corner down here would just have like a fucking

887
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 2: cockroach run by. Like it was so weird. Now I

888
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 2: it's like, damn dude, like we're like down tremendously bad.

889
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 2: And it just reminded me of that like hyper reality,

890
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 2: like augmented reality video that like everyone was obsessed with

891
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 2: for a little bit or it literally probably was just me,

892
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 2: but like there's like this video where it shows you

893
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 2: like what augmented reality is gonna look like in a

894
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 2: few years, and it was just like really freaky. But

895
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 2: it's like ten years old now.

896
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: Like if you watch Ren and Stimpy, it's crazy how

897
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 1: slow the pacing of that show is, and like all

898
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: those older cartoons that we grew up watching. The pacing

899
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 1: is so slow, even like the Looney Tunes from like

900
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: two thousand and nine, like where it's like Daffy and

901
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: bugs Bunny are living together. I was watching on the

902
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: plane tuns. Yeah, they were always in Looney Tunes. There

903
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: were loomty tunes. But if you watch those now, Like

904
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: I rewatching Renston because I was, like I loved it

905
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,439
Speaker 1: as a kid. I want to rewatch it, or even

906
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: like Pinky in the Brain, like all that older.

907
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 2: Stuff we used to watch.

908
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: It used to Oh okay, wow, what.

909
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 2: Did you like to watch porn?

910
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,280
Speaker 1: He watched porn when you were like six?

911
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 2: Okay you didn't.

912
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: That's right, dude, that's like that's like almost I would

913
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 1: even say that child abuse. Okay, you got to start

914
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: a young and macroser that's why he's addicted to macro

915
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: dos macro dosing porn now because he was watching so

916
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: much of it. But like, the pacing of those shows

917
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 1: is so slow compared to newer shows. Like if you

918
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: watch like a newer kids cartoon, something is happening every frame,

919
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: there's like a loud noise or like it's super colorful.

920
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 1: I think about Coco Melon I will never forget. Like

921
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,760
Speaker 1: I know a woman who had a baby like last

922
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: year and we were like, oh, it's when we were

923
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:03,240
Speaker 1: in the cabin and she she I was like genuinely

924
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: just curious because I have a bunch of cousins who

925
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 1: like baby cousins who watch Coco Melon and shit, And

926
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, does your baby watch Coco Melon?

927
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 1: And she said when she said this, it literally changed

928
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,439
Speaker 1: my mind about children's cartoon. And she was like, I

929
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: genuinely believe that letting your child watch something like Coco

930
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: Melon is like giving your baby LSD before it even

931
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 1: has like cognitive reality, and your baby will be like

932
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: anticipating that kind of like intense attention and like quickness

933
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: forever and it's going to be debilitating.

934
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, Like I do

935
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 2: believe that to a certain extent, but like there are

936
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 2: some good children shows that I'm like, damn, like that's

937
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 2: really it actually is like teaching kids something and it's

938
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 2: specifically Miss Rachel, Like Miss Rachel like like there is

939
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 2: literally a video proof of my sister's daughter like learning

940
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 2: how to clap from the TV show that she's watching.

941
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: And it's kind of like the idea like there's always

942
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: been that, like Courge the Cowardly Dog was not good

943
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: for us, like it was literally so like existentialism core

944
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: for children, and like things like that aren't apparently good

945
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: for kids. But there are shows like fucking Blippy, like

946
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: the fact that that Blippy guy got away with like

947
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: shitting on someone putting on the line and then.

948
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 2: Just that, Yeah, dude, Blippy literally did There used to

949
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 2: be this video going around of the Harlem Shake. But Blippy,

950
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 2: who is a child show like kids show like host.

951
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 2: You know Blippy, You've seen him in Walmart and shit,

952
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 2: he did the Harlem Shake challenge, but then when the

953
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 2: drop happened, he him and his homie got butt ass

954
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,240
Speaker 2: naked and he had his homie spray him with ship

955
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:54,399
Speaker 2: out of his butt. So there's video getting ship all over.

956
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 2: I screened saved it because Blippy and his team do

957
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 2: everything in their power to erase that video from the

958
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,959
Speaker 2: internet because it is really gnarly and it's like maybe

959
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 2: the most horrifying and discussing thing I've ever seen in

960
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 2: my life. And the fact that he's like a child's

961
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 2: show host is crazy to me.

962
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: But I believe also because I don't but I believe

963
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 1: people could change, but I don't think it comes from

964
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 1: like an actual, real place of giving a fuck about

965
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 1: teaching children anything because I remember he's getting yeah literally,

966
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: I feel like that's the big problem is like we

967
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: all know, like now that children have so much access

968
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: to media, like it used to be reverse, Like you

969
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: used to have to really have a craving and a

970
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: want to be within children's education in media and entertainment,

971
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: and it was like so sparing that you were actually

972
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 1: making something that was like teaching children something because nobody

973
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: wanted to put money into it because there was this

974
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 1: idea that kid shouldn't even be in front of the TV,

975
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: So why the fuck would you put money into it?

976
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: And now we all know that children literally have access

977
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 1: to iPhones and iPads by the time they're three years old,

978
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 1: So there's so much money in putting a screen in

979
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: front of a baby's face. So so many people make

980
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: children's content because the bag is endless because children also

981
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 1: children's rewatch value. Like imagine how many times we were

982
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: sitting and throwing on a VHS, like eighteen times in

983
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: a row, like bitch, I would watch.

984
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 2: Five What is a VHS? Oh?

985
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: I forget, I keep forgetting your seventeen.

986
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know what that shows.

987
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: So a VHS is like this old timey like idea

988
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: of like it was kind of like film panels. It

989
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: was almost like, you know, gave me iPad?

990
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, give me my iPad.

991
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give it to you. Do you want? Do

992
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: you actually need it?

993
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 2: Now?

994
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: Okay we'll cut.

995
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have to cut for to get his iPad. Okay,

996
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 3: how old are you at this point?

997
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,280
Speaker 2: Thirteen?

998
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 3: Oh, you're thirteen?

999
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 1: Your regresses because.

1000
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 3: I feel like a couple of years ago you were sixteen.

1001
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 1: The age is really slow. Okay, how does this sound?

1002
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 3: That sounds good? That sounds good. It sounds like the

1003
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 3: ocean waves crashing.

1004
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 2: How does this sound.

1005
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 3: That sounds good? That sounds really good.

1006
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: Well, that's it for the Christmas episode. I hope you

1007
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: guys have an amazing holiday. Whatever you celebrate it, you

1008
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: celebrate it to the fullest and get so drunk with

1009
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: your family and hopefully someone cries, because that's what Christmas

1010
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: with your family is about. Somebody will cry, and you

1011
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: will most likely be the therapist for your family. And

1012
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: if that's your job, kudos, yep.

1013
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 2: If you're a boy, hide in your room, play on

1014
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 2: your PS five fortnite. Don't interact with any of your

1015
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 2: family members because.

1016
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 1: You're fucking and you're gonna get highest fucking get scared

1017
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 1: of your whole family.

1018
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 2: Yes, uh no, genuinely enjoy your family time. I think

1019
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 2: we need more family time.

1020
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 1: Am I the only one who thinks family is back?

1021
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 2: In family, it's going to be. Family is going to

1022
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 2: be back.

1023
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: And our trend forecast for twenty twenty four, I think

1024
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: family is back.

1025
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 2: No, literally, though it fucking better be. But let me

1026
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 2: do a drew syop. I only have one today.

1027
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, we have one that's in the email.

1028
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 2: Oh really, I think so well, I'll do this one.

1029
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 2: I put myself in your shoes and now my feet

1030
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 2: fucking stink.

1031
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 1: That was good. That was good? All right?

1032
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 2: Oh wait here, let's see y'all be eating lamb chops

1033
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 2: for attention them most tastes like missing people. Y'all are

1034
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 2: eating lamb chops for attention them. Hoose tastes like missing people.

1035
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 2: Shout out anissa an I s a anissa period.

1036
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: That is really fucking funny. Oh my god, that's how

1037
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: I feel about like boh eat goat too, like that

1038
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: shit literally tastes like fucking dirt roads.

1039
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 2: Oh wait, here's another one from Janine. Janine, Janine, before

1040
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 2: you gossip about me, rub your koochy and sniff your

1041
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 2: hand sis. Wait wait this, this one's from Janine, before

1042
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 2: you gossip about me, reb your cooochee and sniff your

1043
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 2: hand sys, because you got bigger fish to fry. Apparently

1044
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,959
Speaker 2: Joe Biden said that. Whoa, Yeah, if.

1045
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: Joe Biden said that, I would revote for him. Yeah,

1046
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: that's how Joe Biden can get my vote back. I

1047
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: really don't fuck with him right now, but I'm not kidding.

1048
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: If he got on the podium, I'd be like, fuck,

1049
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 1: I gotta give it to him.

1050
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 2: Guys, I really do read your syge up corners. I'm

1051
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 2: not gonna read your middle and last names because I

1052
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 2: don't want to doc you. But Janine, right, yeah, Janine,

1053
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 2: y'ah shut y'all. Y'all came in clutch.

1054
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 1: I feel like I found one that I wanted to read.

1055
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't find when I wanted to show

1056
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: you this that Tyrrell showed me Jolie Jolie that y'all

1057
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: like lobster.

1058
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 2: Are those isopods.

1059
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: Um no, they're lobster. Somebody like cut them up and

1060
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: tried to present them nicely, but they look like roaches.

1061
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 2: Literally. We'll insert the picture for y'all.

1062
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 1: All right, well always, here's some media of the week.

1063
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 2: I e.

1064
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 1: My media of the week is Telephone Line by Electric

1065
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: Light Orchestra Folks song by the Sundays Before the Daybreaks

1066
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 1: Robin Goree robtree and Use your Heart s w V.

1067
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 2: Mine is a book. This time Boo Spotify added audio

1068
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 2: books and you actually can use them now. It was

1069
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 2: like for a long time you couldn't use them. And

1070
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 2: I started listening to the Year of Magical Thinking by

1071
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 2: Joan Didion. Oh I need to know that name. Uh,

1072
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 2: that ship's really fucking good. I think I'm gonna listen

1073
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 2: to the Song of Achilles next because I'm like, I

1074
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 2: heard a lot of good shit about that one. And

1075
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 2: then Norwegian Would by Mirakami. Those are my three in rotation.

1076
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 2: I also have Homo Deuce and Homo Sapiens and The

1077
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 2: log just because I love fucking those books so much.

1078
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 2: Should I go to like my very first playlist, Like

1079
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 2: I have a playlist on that I made, like probably

1080
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 2: a decade ago at this point, and it's OLED's do

1081
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 2: It Waka Flaka, Collared Green Schoolboy Q A Tale of

1082
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 2: Two Cities, J Cole, I am a god blood on

1083
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 2: the leaves. I'm in it. I was obsessed with Yezes, dude,

1084
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 2: pipe it up, migos, Oh my god, as Zz Gibson

1085
00:52:55,640 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 2: this song. I'm not gonna play it because we ran

1086
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 2: into copyright issues, me and my homies. We called her.

1087
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 2: It was so cringey. We called ourselves Snoop Squad, and

1088
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 2: we would buy a bunch of snacks and then get

1089
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 2: inside one of our homies trucks and literally turn on

1090
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 2: his blue lights, play that song on fucking repeat and

1091
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 2: get absolutely fucking obliterated on weed, like literally get the

1092
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 2: highest we've ever been. And then I would just like

1093
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 2: walk home because we were like smoking in this like

1094
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,799
Speaker 2: section in my neighborhood. But they would have to drive home,

1095
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 2: and I don't know how none of them fucking died

1096
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,359
Speaker 2: because we were like zooted and fucking booted, like it

1097
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 2: was voted in Boo Boots.

1098
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: My first playlist on here isn't from that long ago,

1099
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,760
Speaker 1: because I started this account in like early twenty twenty

1100
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: and It's intimate, Erica de Cassir, I can't say her

1101
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: name ever, Carnival, the Cardigan's One Thing, AMIRII, Devotion by

1102
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,879
Speaker 1: tearsa Lifetime by Eves tumor know who you are at

1103
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: every age, Cock two Twins, it's a bunch of cock

1104
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,240
Speaker 1: two twins, a bunch of slow dive catched the breeze.

1105
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: It's like literally me trying to like set up like

1106
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: my Spotify with just songs I liked at the time

1107
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 1: and Kitty Cat by Beyonce.

1108
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 2: Mine is my next one is actually so advanced. Oh god,

1109
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 2: not that fucking song. But my next one is just

1110
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 2: called literally and it's fish Shopping, Sophie Eliminade, Sophie Viz,

1111
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:22,319
Speaker 2: Sophie Pony Boys, Sophie Blips, Sophie Hard, Sophie M s

1112
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 2: M s M s M s ms Sophie. Then Hey qut,

1113
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,720
Speaker 2: and then a bunch of Hannah Diamond.

1114
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: Remember when we would listen to Handah Diamond on SoundCloud.

1115
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,720
Speaker 2: I fucking love Hannah Diamond.

1116
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 3: Cut is one of the best.

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00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: Hey CUTI Yeah, thank you guys so much for listening.

1118
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Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed the last few days of this

1119
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 1: year and be safe.

1120
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:53,879
Speaker 2: Peace and love on earth and more. May all your

1121
00:54:53,920 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 2: wishes be granted, unless they're evil. Hug your siblings or

1122
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 2: your parents, or whoever you're with this holiday extra tight

1123
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:07,800
Speaker 2: and tell them you love them.

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00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mi,