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Speaker 1: Hi, Amber, Hilelah, Welcome to an unlikely affair. Hello, my

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Speaker 1: little gorgeous beings. We get to take a break for

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Speaker 1: the holiday. So here's my quick little message for an

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Speaker 1: unlikely affair and untraditionally la la. I am thrilled about

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Speaker 1: my Fourth of July plands because I called Amber Hi

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Speaker 1: babe hi hi hirificly recorded a watchtory. What do you want?

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Speaker 1: We usually my family I just take them to Palm Springs,

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Speaker 1: not just I have the luxury of taking my family

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Speaker 1: to Palm Springs this year. I called Amber and I

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Speaker 1: was like, what are your thoughts about me bringing my

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Speaker 2: But not just for the weekend.

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Speaker 1: I want to fly out on this month first and

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Speaker 1: fly out on the seventh, so it's.

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Speaker 2: Like an afty stay.

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Speaker 3: I am so excited. I am so excited, Like I

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Speaker 3: get the whole family.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you something so funny?

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Speaker 2: So this fourth of July, our ex is supposed to

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Speaker 2: have ocean.

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Speaker 1: So I hit him with the OFW and was like, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what are your thoughts about me having ocean for the

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Speaker 1: fourth of July this year? Since you had her last year.

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Speaker 1: I'm more than happy to like maneuver the schedule so

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Speaker 1: that you can have makeup time as well. And he

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Speaker 1: was like, yes, that's totally fine, have a heyday. And

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Speaker 1: so we have to tell each other the flight info

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Speaker 1: for domestic travel two weeks in advance, like that's a

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Speaker 1: part of our little agreement. So I send off the

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Speaker 1: flight info and I didn't know if I should. And

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Speaker 1: you have to state where you're staying, and I didn't

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Speaker 1: know if I should say, like, and I'm staying at Ambers.

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Speaker 1: I assume you have the address, but I can send it.

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Speaker 2: Again if you need. He doesn't have the other I

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Speaker 2: just like, I just.

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Speaker 1: Sent him the address. I didn't say we're staying at Ambers.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not gonna make this a fucking thing.

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Speaker 2: Even though I kind of want to make it a thing.

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Speaker 1: So I just said, I just sent the attack flight

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Speaker 1: info and your address.

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Speaker 2: I am so thrilled.

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Speaker 3: We are gonna have so fun. I'm taking you to

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Speaker 3: like a small town parade in Livingston, which is like

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Speaker 3: this cute, tiny, tiny Americana, like tons of history, tons

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Speaker 3: of really cool colectic like houses and artists, and.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have so much fun.

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Speaker 3: And then we're gonna go floating on the river. We're

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Speaker 3: gonna do some'mores by the fireplace, which is my favorite.

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Speaker 3: Do you people started doing I just I see this

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Speaker 3: now people are doing Rece's pieces, Riese's pieces or reces.

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Speaker 1: Well, what if I say, some people say Rece's.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Reese's pieces on this more so like I have.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna do a s'more bar i'm I'm my dad's

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Speaker 3: bringing steak.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be so good. Can I tell you? Ocean

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Speaker 2: won't stop talking about this Morris by the way, Oh

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Speaker 2: that's my sit. I brought them up.

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Speaker 1: Every time we go to the grocery store, she says,

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Speaker 1: we need to buy stuff for this moores for Montana.

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Speaker 2: Oh, like maybe I think if we don't need to

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Speaker 2: pack that on the plane.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 2: She just wants it for the plane, by the way,

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Speaker 1: The last time I was in Montana, I was in

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Speaker 1: elementary school. Because my mom's brother lives there. We don't

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Speaker 1: have contact with him. But I think it was Wise River.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that river, okay, you why why I

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Speaker 1: think it's Wise River? Okay, something like that. That was

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Speaker 3: Well, it's Montana. You're going to know this. It's it's

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Speaker 3: so freakin gorgeous. The weather's going to be perfect. We're

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Speaker 3: going to be on the Yellowstone River. We're going to

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Speaker 3: do whiffle ball. We're gonna I mean, it's my whole

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Speaker 2: Are we all staying at your house?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, not not my mom and my dad.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna stay with my sister. I want to kill all.

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Speaker 3: No, no, everyone has a room. You're going to sleep

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Speaker 3: in my bed, Pero regular programming, and then Ocean. I

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Speaker 3: have this. I got her this little twin bed. London's

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Speaker 2: Love it. It's gonna be Ocean's going to be so.

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Speaker 1: Because I was back and forth, I'm like, do I

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Speaker 2: No, I can get her the okay.

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Speaker 3: And they I'm excited because they need to spend time

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Speaker 1: I just want to celebrate, like there was nothing like

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Speaker 1: the Fourth of July in Utah, and Utah Salt Lake

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Speaker 1: was by no means like a small town.

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Speaker 2: It was a small.

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Speaker 1: City, but there was nothing like celebrating the fourth there.

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Speaker 1: And even summers in places like Utah or Montana are

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Speaker 3: Because in La it doesn't get dark till like ten

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Speaker 3: fifteen pm. In Montana, I mean, we just had our

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Speaker 3: summer sol list, so it will slowly creep, but even

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Speaker 2: That's amazing.

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Speaker 3: It is so fun.

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Speaker 1: And we switched our flight, so you guys, we were

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Speaker 1: supposed to fly out like the day before the fourth,

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Speaker 1: so the third or one. Yeah, And your man said, oh,

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Speaker 1: you guys are going to miss the parade. And I

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Speaker 2: So I got online and I changed my flight all

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Speaker 2: by myself. It's a big deal. I changed it growing up.

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Speaker 2: You're adulting, You're adulting. How many times did I bring

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Speaker 2: it up? After I did it? I was like, you guys,

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Speaker 2: make a big deal. I did this by myself. I

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Speaker 2: read how to do it because I don't like to read.

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Speaker 1: That's why I didn't do well in school. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: I'm like too many words.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'll just guess cee abb cc that's what

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Speaker 3: I used to do. Just joking, Mom, I didn't do that.

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Speaker 1: And what is your like mocktail of choice for the

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Speaker 1: fourth do you know?

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Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I love like I'm really just into sparkling

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Speaker 3: water with a lot of lime, maybe a dash of

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Speaker 3: Like I'm obsessed within.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know what.

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Speaker 3: Easton said something to me last night that that that

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Speaker 3: hydration water mix that we were making, which I said,

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Speaker 3: tasted with like kool aid, which was so great because

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Speaker 3: a lot of them don't. And then he said, if

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Speaker 3: you get a pineapple and you carve out the center

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Speaker 3: and then you you pour the stuff inside the pineapple,

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Speaker 3: so it's the pineapple and the drink marinating together. And

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, stop there that sounds

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Speaker 2: So now the ultimate hydration.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I've bought all the pineapple and bosmon Montana, the

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Speaker 2: Did you amazing? Like my mocktail of choice right now

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Speaker 2: is in a short glass.

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Speaker 1: Because I don't like when they bring me, like when

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Speaker 1: my friends are drinking and then they bring me this

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Speaker 1: like big glass of fucking pineapple juice.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I just feel like a child.

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Speaker 1: Ye yeah, please return this and bring me a short

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Speaker 1: glass with ice, a splash of sparkling water with pineapple

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Speaker 1: juice to heene around the rim, and a line yum.

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Speaker 2: So well, I will make sure that we have all

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Speaker 3: We will have a little mocktail bar.

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Speaker 2: We should have a mocktail bar. Your guys.

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Speaker 3: Your guy doesn't drink either, No, he does not drink,

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Speaker 3: but my family does. So they'll do like beer, Well

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Speaker 3: that's so fat, and like my mom.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we'll do like a margarita, yeah but perfect.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and your mom doesn't drink.

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Speaker 2: No, my mom doesn't drink at all, but we maybe

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Speaker 2: we should get we should get her drunk. It's not

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Speaker 2: body baby. I think that we should get non alcoholic beers.

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Speaker 3: We will. I will have what is it Budweiser, the

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Speaker 3: zero No, no, actually all I will.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Corona just came out with a no

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Speaker 1: alcohol Oh and they fucking slap with a lime in there.

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Speaker 1: I had one at the beach in Newport. I immediately

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Speaker 3: I I typically never loved beer because it hurts my stomach.

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Speaker 3: But there's something on a really hot day and like

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Speaker 3: Sealbratory Fourth of July that a good like m my

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Speaker 2: You want to just be on a raft with a

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Speaker 2: with an ice cold beer.

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Speaker 1: Oh heck yeah, non alcoholic lime inside.

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Speaker 3: That's what we're doing, Baby, we're doing it.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna get down and dirty throw the carcass in there.

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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 3: Oh and we're going fly fishing too. By the way,

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Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with fly fishing.

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Speaker 2: Is there a hook on a fly fish?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you have to give it a real No, I

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Speaker 3: I don't do though, like the whipping thing, like the

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Speaker 3: whipping like motion. I do the like I go from

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Speaker 3: like a rainbow. I make a rainbow with it. So

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Speaker 3: I start on my right side and then I flip

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Speaker 1: My biggest fish patching someone's eyelid with a fucking hook.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, there's enough land accidentally putting nail glue

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna stay away from Maybe we'll stay

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Speaker 3: away from the fishing poles when we're in Montana.

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Speaker 2: Everyone should be away. No children, no, no, but I do.

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Speaker 3: I do want to maybe get like a nanny for

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Speaker 3: one night and we can go to the Western and

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Speaker 3: go and go dancing Western two step dancing, swing dancing.

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Speaker 3: It's let me tell you.

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Speaker 2: I'll find me a cowboy it is.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: What's so nice about this particular place that I'm talking

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Speaker 3: about is like the guys are so nice and respectful.

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Speaker 3: They don't even they don't have intentions of taking you home.

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Speaker 3: They just want a partner to dance with. It's really great.

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Speaker 2: And I'm the opposite, so they can dance with you

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Speaker 2: and come home with me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Perfect, Let's get this done, buddy, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 2: I have my kids. You guys, don't slide into the

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Speaker 2: comments section and shame me. Jeez, Louise. Anyway, Happy Fourth

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Speaker 2: of July.

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Speaker 1: Everybody go out there, enjoy yourselves, be safe, Please get

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Speaker 1: a designated driver for the love of God if you

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Speaker 1: decide to drink, and we will catch you when we're

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Speaker 1: back from the break.

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Speaker 3: Bye bye, guys, Happy fourth