Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of How
Speaker 1: You Trend That? Yeah, Jesus Christ, in honor of their
Speaker 1: dear leader, are you they're gonna start going through your phone?
Speaker 1: Like three, yeah, my tech leader, they'll start going through
Speaker 1: your phone. There's like a lot of a lot of
Speaker 1: articles being like they're gonna I wouldn't say, guys, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say anything mean about the Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: I would or like go travel with a burner. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, bro, I don't even actually spell his
Speaker 2: fucking name. I feel like on my phone. No, actually
Speaker 2: I feel like I when I try and think about
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of the last time I was
Speaker 2: text it's probably with like my mom or dad or
Speaker 2: my like in laws who are like older people who
Speaker 2: always want to hear my political takes.
Speaker 1: But I mean, like, when we're off Mike, we're actually
Speaker 1: really complimentary of him this k fabe man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, we were just chasing the money back in
Speaker 2: twenty sixteen, bro.
Speaker 1: What I mean? And then we're really bad at it,
Speaker 1: so we decided to go anti Trump. So the direction
Speaker 1: that would have made us very rich, very rich. The
Speaker 1: joy is of being a second rate podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah again, it's a double edged sword man because on
Speaker 2: the other side, we're not big enough to ever get
Speaker 2: in trouble.
Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm saying. He's not going to notice
Speaker 1: our ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if we do, I'm like, nah, bro, this wasn't
Speaker 2: what I wanted, not like this.
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about let's talk about our leader.
Speaker 1: What we got is this part of the Big BBB.
Speaker 2: The Baby Jack, everything's part of the BAB, everything's part
Speaker 2: of the Brazilian But but yeah, I think that's what
Speaker 2: it stands for. But yeah, like right now, I mean Trump, Look,
Speaker 2: he's there's like five fucking things going on with him
Speaker 2: that has him the headlines. First of all, he's like
Speaker 2: banning all foreign students from coming into Harvard and teachers.
Speaker 2: He's proclaimed that there's a new travel ban for twelve countries.
Speaker 2: But he's like, but it's chill if they got to
Speaker 2: come for the World Cup or Olympics, in which case
Speaker 2: we will, that's fine. Anyone else. No, flooded totally, totally exactly,
Speaker 2: Like that's what it feels like. Because and then also,
Speaker 2: and this is how you really know the shit gates
Speaker 2: have fully opened and the flood has begun. He he
Speaker 2: announced an investigation into Biden's mental decline. Hmmm, all over
Speaker 2: this auto pen shit, like who is signing it? Web?
Speaker 2: It's just again more of a distraction.
Speaker 1: I think silence of the lambs logic, Man, how are
Speaker 1: you going to catch a serial killer by asking a
Speaker 1: serial killer to catch it? How are you going to
Speaker 1: catch a president and mental decline? Oh?
Speaker 2: Shu?
Speaker 1: And then was Hannibal lecter of presidents and mental decline?
Speaker 2: But then what does he do? He's like, all right,
Speaker 2: got him. We didn't need help, mane figure your own
Speaker 2: shit out, bro. So anyway, all of this, I think
Speaker 2: is all happening while Trump feels pretty fucking frustrated about
Speaker 2: everything that's happening, whether it's like court decisions, Musk constantly
Speaker 2: just upping the ante every day on shitting on the bit.
Speaker 2: He's like Elon Musky's like, call your senators and congress
Speaker 2: people to kill the bill. So he's fully they are
Speaker 2: fully diametrically opposed. And at first it felt like.
Speaker 1: Just got hot. There's no more cold.
Speaker 2: No no, no, it's kinetic as they say, uh that.
Speaker 2: I think one of the big things is, you know
Speaker 2: Trump has has didn't really respond and then suddenly he
Speaker 2: does these like little weird micro big boy, you know,
Speaker 2: cruelty announcements that he's like, yeah, I'm still here, baby,
Speaker 2: but yeah, he has now clapped back. He was just
Speaker 2: talking to the press and they're beefing. He was basically saying, like,
Speaker 2: I think maybe Elon has Trump derangement syndrome.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: He's like, he was being nice and maybe we're being nice,
Speaker 2: but I don't think so anymore. I don't think so anymore.
Speaker 1: So he does sound like wounded sometimes when he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: we were being nice and now I don't think so anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, and even Elon he's like I gave you everything
Speaker 2: is basically he was like He's like he wouldn't be
Speaker 2: here without what I did for him, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And you're like, whoah, oh wait, that's pretty far down
Speaker 1: the road of like, you know, primonious breakup. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be here without me.
Speaker 2: Yeah the other party made Yeah that's fucking wild. If
Speaker 2: he did the I brought you into this world and
Speaker 2: I can take you out of this world type shit,
Speaker 2: I don't know what if he means, he's like, I
Speaker 2: will tell people the fuckery I do was starlink or
Speaker 2: whatever all those people who have the conspiracy theories are
Speaker 2: about the election.
Speaker 1: The Congressional Budget Office found that it'll yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: That'll add yeah, two point four trillion dollars, a lot
Speaker 2: more than they're saying, and also result in nearly eleven
Speaker 2: million people losing their health coverage because of the cuts
Speaker 2: to Medicaid. That yeah, still blatantly lying saying there's that one.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be.
Speaker 1: The zone is so flooded with shit. I did not
Speaker 1: realize that they had put doctor Oz in charge of
Speaker 1: that shit. Yeah, like I just I missed that somehow
Speaker 1: that he was just like, we're gonna give it to
Speaker 1: a oh to Medicare Medicaid, We'll we'll give it to
Speaker 1: a doctor Oz because it has MEDA in it and
Speaker 1: he is TV doctor.
Speaker 2: Do you know what else? Uh fucking dear leader just
Speaker 2: did I forgot to mention this. They just put a
Speaker 2: twenty two year old uh to lead US terror prevention.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this kid has gotten.
Speaker 2: Year out of college, he worked at a grocery store
Speaker 2: before that, and he is now heading up US terror prevention.
Speaker 1: Whiz kid, He's a whiz kid. This dude's so easily
Speaker 1: impressed by anybody who knows how to use a computer. Yo,
Speaker 1: this dude is giving the wildest Bogota his his official photograph.
Speaker 2: He looks like a Telenovella bad guy.
Speaker 1: He's like doing the arched eyebrow like it's so they
Speaker 1: just they it's all people who are like I've I've
Speaker 1: left my dark past behind and I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, yeah he's a rough twenty two, but yeah,
Speaker 2: this is the person's.
Speaker 1: A rough twenty two. Yeah, he does not look twenty two,
Speaker 1: to be certain.
Speaker 2: Overseeing the government's hub that is combating violent extremism, don't
Speaker 2: tell me. Look, we're already cant because like even with
Speaker 2: the Ice shit, so many federal like law enforcement people
Speaker 2: have just been like, sorry, you're transferred to Immigration Torture brigade.
Speaker 2: That's that's your job. Now that a lot of people
Speaker 2: from like actual like intelligence and security thing A're like
Speaker 2: we are lacking people who actually go out and investigate
Speaker 2: other shit because you have them on immigrant goon squad. Yes,
Speaker 2: good point, Brian. He wasn't even alive for nine to eleven.
Speaker 2: This kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so he's I mean, he's next level thinking.
Speaker 1: He's a he's second generation thinking on how to stop terror.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he basically he worked for the campaign and like
Speaker 2: interned at the Heritage found it. I just don't anyway,
Speaker 2: So everything's bullshit and bad things are coming because we
Speaker 2: don't know. Like literally, no one's at the wheel here.
Speaker 1: On the doctor Oz thing. Like I it seems like
Speaker 1: it was a bad idea to put him in charge
Speaker 1: of that while trying to like kick millions of people
Speaker 1: off of Medicaid Medicare because doctor Oz's political instincts have
Speaker 1: been shown to be lacking. You may remember when he
Speaker 1: ran against John Fetterman and got just rinsed by John Fetterman.
Speaker 2: Now I'm like you should have beat him. Fuh.
Speaker 1: He defended Trump's Big Beautiful Bill over criticism that millions
Speaker 1: of people could lose health coverage, saying those who would
Speaker 1: face new work requirements should go out and get a
Speaker 1: job prove that they matter.
Speaker 2: I mean what if? I mean, that's the perfect take
Speaker 2: honestly for these people. Okay, then work, poor person, get
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: Get out there. Do this is the exact quote. Go
Speaker 1: out there, do entry level jobs, get into the workforce,
Speaker 1: prove that you matter.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, So I'm uh, doctor ows just based on
Speaker 2: the what's the formula here to matter in the United States?
Speaker 1: Do work? You got to do work.
Speaker 2: So if I don't, if I if I'm unable to
Speaker 2: get a job due to you know, disability or some
Speaker 2: others are computing, don't matter.
Speaker 1: You are being We're going to send you to the
Speaker 1: sad train yard where they send the Thomas the tank
Speaker 1: engine trains that can no longer do work. You don't matter.
Speaker 1: You suck back.
Speaker 2: Half of that quote too, is it's a much more
Speaker 2: enjoyable experience if you go through life thinking you are
Speaker 2: in control of your destiny and you will get better insurance.
Speaker 2: At the same time that it's it's a.
Speaker 1: Choice, dude, has been so easy for so long. They
Speaker 1: don't understand, like the idea that some people can't get jobs.
Speaker 1: They just think it's a choice. You just don't get
Speaker 1: Ask your dad. Superducer Victor was like, how hard could
Speaker 1: it be? Just have your dad make you an executive
Speaker 1: at his job. That's what all my friends do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, see this. I blame my dad for not
Speaker 2: being having a corporation. I could be the fucking CEO
Speaker 2: of Yeah.
Speaker 1: Artists.
Speaker 2: That's what I want for my kid. That's I'm just
Speaker 2: trying to be a CEO. So my child, can I
Speaker 2: just want some to the top, like some cooked pasta
Speaker 2: flow right to the top, Right to the top, baby, like.
Speaker 1: Some cooked pasta. Pasta's done. That's what you say as
Speaker 1: you promote yet another one of your children.
Speaker 2: Or you see your bosses kid, come in, who's now
Speaker 2: your bossy? Go?
Speaker 1: Oh, the pasta past has done? Why do they keep yelling?
Speaker 1: Pap just done at me? Dad?
Speaker 2: They call me al dente?
Speaker 1: Was up ad he? Meanwhile, he is also working to
Speaker 1: save a flock of ostriches in Canada who are scheduled
Speaker 1: to be put to death due to the Avian flu.
Speaker 1: He wants to relocate the birds to his rancho in Florida,
Speaker 1: and is being backed up by RFK Junior, who is
Speaker 1: almost definitely hoping to eat the ostriches.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bro, he's looking for a loose one to
Speaker 2: fall down and be.
Speaker 1: Like loose, He's just looking for one to split off
Speaker 1: from the pac Yeah, that's when RFK.
Speaker 2: Junior attack Apex Predator.
Speaker 1: I mean, I like ostriches. I just it would be
Speaker 1: cool if they would extend empathy to actual human beings,
Speaker 1: not just sickly ostriches.
Speaker 2: This is America. You know that's like after like, you
Speaker 2: know what life, liberty in the pursuit of happiness is sheltered.
Speaker 2: Animals matter more than dying human beings. Hate a puppy mill,
Speaker 2: Hey to puppy mill, I will fucking march outside of
Speaker 2: this pet co to stop them using puppy mills. Anything else,
Speaker 2: just no, I don't know, can't give you bothers.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
Speaker 1: and we're back. We got to talk about some important news. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Marvel has it seems like they might have a good
Speaker 1: thing going with this Fantastic four reboot. It's a period piece,
Speaker 1: it's got like fun vibes. It seems like very contained
Speaker 1: And in the first trailer we saw the shadow of
Speaker 1: Galactus looming over the city, Big big Horn helmet big Guy,
Speaker 1: and in the new one you see the back of
Speaker 1: his head. So they're going full jaws on this motherfucker.
Speaker 2: You know what the front look like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what that front look like like Galactus?
Speaker 2: Show yourself.
Speaker 1: But because the real money's in popcorn buckets, they just
Speaker 1: spoiled it by releasing their popcorn bucket, which is just
Speaker 1: big galactis head.
Speaker 2: Dude, what the thing is seventeen and a half inches tall,
Speaker 2: twenty inches wide. Yeah, that's about the width of a
Speaker 2: standard I was just like width of a standard movie
Speaker 2: theater seat can be anywhere between eighteen to twenty two
Speaker 2: inches wide. So your shit is as wide as your theater.
Speaker 2: So if you got three motherfuckers sitting in a row,
Speaker 2: rip the arm restroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, it's just this is this is what
Speaker 1: you're You're not really watching the movie, You're watching your
Speaker 1: popcorn bucket from now.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well that's I guess that's how the that's probably
Speaker 2: how they're gonna get people to like try and buy
Speaker 2: like the premium seats or like, well, you know, the
Speaker 2: premium seats are right, twenty four inches wide if you
Speaker 2: want to be able.
Speaker 1: To sitting down front in first class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's the only way you can accommodate your
Speaker 2: galactus fuck bucket.
Speaker 1: But I mean, this is only the first shot fired
Speaker 1: in this arms race. You know. Also, like we're gonna
Speaker 1: get bigger and bigger popcorn buckets for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh for sure. And let's be real, bro, like I
Speaker 2: get what you're doing, but the ones that really pop
Speaker 2: off the ones that the Internet say, how are you
Speaker 2: going to fuck the bucket?
Speaker 1: Yeah? His mouth is uh, stubborn, elly closed?
Speaker 2: What that mouth? Do?
Speaker 1: We have no idea? He's just Also, it just looks
Speaker 1: like it doesn't look that cool like it. Maybe they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, the people are making a big deal
Speaker 1: about what what galact is going to look like and
Speaker 1: it actually looks stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's a good point. He is the eater
Speaker 1: of worlds, and yet he's not making He's making it
Speaker 1: very clear he's not eating anything else. The very obstinately
Speaker 1: closed mouth.
Speaker 2: Who's playing Galactis it looks like it looks like John Cena? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it does look like innocent. Who's that? What was he in?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: This guy? Yeah? Yeah yeah he was Finchy on the
Speaker 2: British Office. Finchy, like the biggest piece of shit who
Speaker 2: basically was the.
Speaker 1: The oh the dad from the Witch. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking Finchy.
Speaker 2: Wow, Finchy. You didn't realize the.
Speaker 1: Dad from the Vich it was Finchy until just now he.
Speaker 2: Said the Avich. Wait to respect that double v's makes
Speaker 2: it the Vivivich.
Speaker 1: But anyways, I do respect that they had this whole
Speaker 1: promotion campaign where they're like and then like people aren't
Speaker 1: gonna see it until oh shit, somebody just released a
Speaker 1: popcorn bucket.
Speaker 2: Oh great, doesn't look like him though, but anyway, Hi, fine, whatever.
Speaker 1: Let's see ICE. Who those guys up to.
Speaker 2: Just Stephen Miller is.
Speaker 1: Get your numbers up. ICE?
Speaker 2: Still still last week we're talking about it was like
Speaker 2: I need three thousand wives. I mean, migrants are rested
Speaker 2: a day or I will be sad. And they still
Speaker 2: aren't quite hitting their goals. So now ICE agents have
Speaker 2: been told to literally turn their cruelty up to eleven.
Speaker 2: They're like, we need to turn the creativity up to
Speaker 2: eleven and need to quote get creative, even if that
Speaker 2: means rounding up quote collaterals. And you're like, what is
Speaker 2: a collateral? It is an arrest that happens when ICE
Speaker 2: has a warrant to arrest a specific person or people.
Speaker 2: But then when they get there, they're like, what about
Speaker 2: y'all other brown people? Y'all got papers? You know what?
Speaker 2: Fuck it, I'm arresting yall. Anyway, That's what they mean.
Speaker 2: So they're basically like, if you see one, get everybody
Speaker 2: else with them too, because fuck it, we're just gonna
Speaker 2: play the numbers game here, and they just.
Speaker 1: Need to get our numbers up one way or another. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and again it shows that mainstream media insists on writing
Speaker 1: stories about how Biden was better at this than us. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: which is That's what you're that's the fucking story you're
Speaker 1: writing about Ice. That's what you're doing.
Speaker 2: You know, us politics, it's like Hogwarts. It's like the
Speaker 2: schools seem different, but they still part of the same school,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. He's like the fucking huffle puff.
Speaker 2: Scott way more people than us. We must round up more.
Speaker 2: And this goes along, Like you clearly this is happening,
Speaker 2: because there's another headline out of Arizona that alleges these
Speaker 2: ice coons we're impersonating utility workers in order to like
Speaker 2: infiltrate a community and like get some answers on the
Speaker 2: whereabouts of people.
Speaker 1: Do they still have their masks on? Of course theyh yeah,
Speaker 1: we're just reading your meter. Why do you have a
Speaker 1: stinky stinky Anyways, seeing any brown people around.
Speaker 2: We're seeing so much more and more community resistance, which
Speaker 2: is like a it'sheartening to see people protecting each other.
Speaker 2: These are also happening in states where people definitely were
Speaker 2: voting for this ship. And you hear this, a lot
Speaker 2: of people are like, why didn't vote for this? It's like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck do you think.
Speaker 1: The signing they were hoping racism.
Speaker 2: They were talking about mass deep mass deportations. That doesn't
Speaker 2: mean leaving church early on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: Because the news got them with the you know, the.
Speaker 2: Those types. Yeah, of course. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The sampling error of like if we show you the
Speaker 1: two people who are committing crime, but we show it
Speaker 1: to you a thousand times, you think that that's what
Speaker 1: everybody's talking about when they say deportation. We think that
Speaker 1: there's actually two thousands of those people that are going
Speaker 1: to be deported every day. And uh, you got got yipshit,
Speaker 1: Yeah you did, you did. Let's talk the MAGA credit card.
Speaker 1: This seems stupid, Yeah, it is in a really fun way.
Speaker 2: So the credit card is called coin. It's like a
Speaker 2: right wing credit card, and it's like the conservative credit
Speaker 2: card that gives you cash back for using racial slurs
Speaker 2: with retail and service staff. I think is what it says.
Speaker 2: Do no. Like the whole thing is like their whole
Speaker 2: pitch is like big corporations give their money to the
Speaker 2: left and control the agenda. Therefore, we need to fight back.
Speaker 2: So you're spending helps benefit conservative causes, like giving a
Speaker 2: veteran a puppy and then taking it away once the
Speaker 2: camera crews leave. So right now they're puffing their chest
Speaker 2: out because they just dropped the first fully AI produced
Speaker 2: television commercial that will be aired on broadcast television. Uh,
Speaker 2: it's definitely got uncanny Valley vibes to this ship, but
Speaker 2: again there's like humans in it. Yeah, of course, and
Speaker 2: they look odd, but again most of us be like, yo,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this shit. Luckily, their target demographic
Speaker 2: is people that believe school children are taking dumps and
Speaker 2: litter boxes, so this will probably like bring a fucking
Speaker 2: tear to their eye when they see that, like they
Speaker 2: finally have a credit card. Here, we'll just play some
Speaker 2: of the audio because again, everything you're gonna hear, everything
Speaker 2: we are seeing as we watch this has been fully
Speaker 2: generated by vo three, which is the new Google product.
Speaker 1: Which well done, Google.
Speaker 2: Well, this ship, it's looking I'm not gonna ship looks
Speaker 2: better and fucking better to the point where I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is the We're cooked y'all, how are you gonna
Speaker 2: spend right today? So right now, guy had a fucking
Speaker 2: eagle on his arm, a bald eagle. Now we cut
Speaker 2: to a black man at a barbecue.
Speaker 1: Couldn't find a real one, gotta make it a h.
Speaker 2: Couldn't find a real couldn't find a real eagle, couldn't
Speaker 2: find a real black man in front of a grill either. Uh.
Speaker 2: Here he goes ribs, chicken and some alligator for the
Speaker 2: big game.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, Wait a second, I'm sorry they they used
Speaker 1: AI to create a black man who said I'm gonna
Speaker 1: spend my money on ribs, chicken.
Speaker 2: And alligator for the big game.
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Again this is this is what happens when white people
Speaker 2: will get to create black people out of thin air
Speaker 2: and make them sort of conform to whatever there are
Speaker 2: concepts of blacknesses. Uh. This is now a woman in
Speaker 2: front of a pickup truck with hunting gear on.
Speaker 1: New Camo for dear season.
Speaker 2: Now an Asian man is sitting down at a dining
Speaker 2: table with how many millions of gold?
Speaker 1: A jenga stack of gold? Bullyon again?
Speaker 2: Great, I don't know what the implication is here whither.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, you want to be one of
Speaker 2: these rich you know? Or or is it like if
Speaker 2: you use this card, you could be stacking buoyon like
Speaker 2: you work out a fucking you know, insert kitchen joke. Here. Gold,
Speaker 2: I've bought a lot of gold. I pamped my ride
Speaker 2: to go muddy damn.
Speaker 1: I mean that would be I'm offended on behalf of
Speaker 1: white people who have lived in the South on that one.
Speaker 1: Just pamped my ride, no mudd and.
Speaker 2: What And this one is like done in the style
Speaker 2: of a three sixty camp Like it's very orbit and
Speaker 2: fish eye distortion. Okay, go on, because you only live once, okay.
Speaker 2: And I bought the biggest American flag I could find
Speaker 2: because God bless the USA. Why spend right, So the
Speaker 2: delivery is very just because happy.
Speaker 1: God bless the USA.
Speaker 2: The way the guy said I'm buying like the super
Speaker 2: pause talking about old gold right here. Gold, I've bought
Speaker 2: a lot of gold. You know how people talk, It's
Speaker 2: like he pause was sort of like he wanted to
Speaker 2: say something super witty and then just had to like
Speaker 2: wrap it up cleans like.
Speaker 1: Hey, robots run out of ideas.
Speaker 2: I bought a lot of gold. Were you gonna say
Speaker 2: something else? Nope, that was were you.
Speaker 1: I thought you were maybe gonna say something. No, Okay
Speaker 1: you go, you go gold? No, you already So we
Speaker 1: got the gold. Yeah, I bought a lot of gold.
Speaker 1: Is that Jack?
Speaker 2: What do you think of how that looks in terms
Speaker 2: of like what they're doing. I have a friend who
Speaker 2: just like fus like he was. He sent me a
Speaker 2: thing to do a He sent me a fake street
Speaker 2: interview he made where people were like just talking about
Speaker 2: how like they love that they're gonna die under the
Speaker 2: big beautiful bill, like just as a thing. He's like,
Speaker 2: look at what this ship's doing now, And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh boy, this Jesus chriss fucking freak ay. It just
Speaker 2: makes it just it truly does feel like we're we're
Speaker 2: getting closer and closer to that point where all of
Speaker 2: this shit looks so like real enough that it's going
Speaker 2: to cause problems like in physical space, and that's where
Speaker 2: you know, that's I think that was the biggest fear,
Speaker 2: all along with what these kind of videos we'll be
Speaker 2: able to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good, Miles, I would say it's not
Speaker 1: very good.
Speaker 2: Not good. But unless you own stock in in video
Speaker 2: or Google or open eye everybody. I think they're private still,
Speaker 2: but hey.
Speaker 1: We're all gonna die.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then finally we have more on Jonathan Johnson's murder.
Speaker 1: It does seem like the police officer who at first
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, no evidence of a hate crime here,
Speaker 1: has now said I shouldn't have said that. Yeah, way
Speaker 1: too soon before we had real information. And I will
Speaker 1: own that it's way too early in the process for
Speaker 1: any statement of that nature to be issued.
Speaker 2: So I think the way it works in Texas is
Speaker 2: like the police don't charge a hate crime, and how
Speaker 2: happens when the DA prosecutes, and that's like an enhancement
Speaker 2: that the DA decides to do. Is someone someone was
Speaker 2: just saying legally, that's how it happens. But either way,
Speaker 2: the chief fucked up by out of hand being like,
Speaker 2: I don't we don't know anything to indicate it from
Speaker 2: except for like one of the people that was there
Speaker 2: where their husband died in their fucking arms after being
Speaker 2: shot at by a person who said was screaming homophobic
Speaker 2: slurs and put a dog skull on their burnt down house.
Speaker 1: What about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, maybe maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: Has TMZ issued an apology is that I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, you know, they're gonna do the thing
Speaker 2: where they're like, well, you know, this is just what
Speaker 2: was being this is what the police said, you know,
Speaker 2: and like, but again that came out so quick, like
Speaker 2: as a response to people being like, y'all, this is
Speaker 2: a fucking hate crime. What are like, what are all
Speaker 2: these headlines doing? And I think that's where TMZ was
Speaker 2: kind of defending the mainstream, like, well, actually we're getting
Speaker 2: word from the chief police side they don't believe it's
Speaker 2: a hate crime. Anyway, gotta go, gotta go.
Speaker 1: Well, at least some people were really eloquent on this.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Chris Pratt tweeted heard now this was an Instagram post
Speaker 1: who wrote, damn rip. Jonathan always such a kind dude.
Speaker 1: He played ken Ho taped in Parks. Was also a
Speaker 1: mag seven sad to see. Prayers up, hug your loved ones,
Speaker 1: prayers up, prayers up, I'm prays up.
Speaker 2: What it feels that feels like inappropriate? It feels based
Speaker 2: on what happened. Yeah, Like that's what you say to
Speaker 2: somebody who, like you went to summer camp with and
Speaker 2: you hadn't seen it.
Speaker 1: Thirty years and died in a car accident.
Speaker 2: Damn all right, man, prayers up.
Speaker 1: You know there's a dog.
Speaker 2: Hug your loved ones.
Speaker 1: Hold your kids a little tighter anyways.
Speaker 2: Victor just put Damn that's crazy. Catch them on Parks
Speaker 2: and Rex streaming on Hulu.
Speaker 1: Geez pray. All right, well, those are some of the
Speaker 1: stories that are trending on this Thursday afternoon. We're back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with a who last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: your vaccines where you still can't get your blue shot,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow.
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Speaker 2: Catherine Law, co produced by Bye Wayne.
Speaker 1: Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by j M McNabb,
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