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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making it easier to eat

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Speaker 1: on the go. With soup helmets a picture a beer helmet,

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Speaker 1: but instead of two cans of course light on the side,

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Speaker 1: it's got two cans of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom with

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Speaker 1: a giant straw.

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Speaker 2: To Joe the chunky brandy step and slurp with.

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Speaker 1: Laser Story, a segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've

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Speaker 1: got a laser. Those other brothslosses don't. This first laser

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Speaker 1: story is out of Sandy, Utah. Thirty five year old

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Speaker 1: man named Michael Murray bought a U subrew outback for

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Speaker 1: four thousand dollars at a dealership this week. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then he came back a few hours later and accused

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Speaker 1: them of selling him a lemon.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, se too good to be true. He claims.

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Speaker 1: They refuse to give him his money back, so he

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Speaker 1: decided the best course of action was to hop in

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Speaker 1: the car and drive it straight through their front entrance.

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Speaker 2: Smash, Oh my smash, somash. I was gonna go and

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Speaker 2: talk to an attorney. Yeahsive win for sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he'd already threatened to do it, so they at

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Speaker 1: least had some warning beforehand.

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Speaker 2: You think he's one of those guys. It's like I

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Speaker 2: made a promise.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in my word, seven salespeople were near the door,

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Speaker 1: but thankfully no one was hurt. He also caused ten

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars in damage to the building. Wow. After the

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Speaker 1: whole ordeal, Michael talked to a news reporter once he

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Speaker 1: got bailed out of jail and said he knows he

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Speaker 1: probably shouldn't have done it.

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Speaker 2: But he just hit that breaking point. Probably.

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Speaker 1: The dealership claims he knew the car had issues and

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Speaker 1: that they did actually offer him a refund, so it's

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Speaker 1: not clear why he resorted to smashing the place up.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's like one of those things where whenever I

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Speaker 1: go into like a fancy store that has lots of

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Speaker 1: like wineglasses, I just want to knock them all over.

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Speaker 2: It's like such an urge. Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 1: Maybe his cup holder was misaligned and he just couldn't

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Speaker 1: handle it. Regardless, he is now facing charges for felony,

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Speaker 1: criminal mischief, and reckless endangerment.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well that's not fun, though he's worth it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this next Lazer story is out of Tinkertown Hall.

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Speaker 2: PlayStation five is a fine gift. Yeah, God, but can

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Speaker 2: it scramble your DNA and melt your face off? I

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Speaker 2: hope is that a new game?

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Speaker 1: I say that because one of the most dangerous toys

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Speaker 1: of all time just sold at auction for over thirteen grand.

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Speaker 1: What is it? And unless you're in your eighties, you've

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Speaker 1: probably never heard of it. The toy was called the

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Speaker 1: Gilbert U two thirty eight Atomic Energy Lab and it

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Speaker 1: came with actual uranium.

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Speaker 2: Ooh yeah.

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Speaker 1: It all happened in the nineteen fifties when the guy

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Speaker 1: behind Erector Sets he came up with a new science

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Speaker 1: kit for children.

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Speaker 2: Energy lab and it's like a little briefcase.

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Speaker 1: You open it up in what you make your own

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Speaker 1: atomic bombs. Four glass jars inside, each with a small

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Speaker 1: amount of radioactive material in the jar.

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Speaker 2: So please tell me North Korea is not the one

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Speaker 2: who bought this at auction and this is how they're going. No,

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Speaker 2: this is American may okay.

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Speaker 1: And the fun part is you could use a Geiger

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Speaker 1: counter to test the radiation levels.

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Speaker 2: How much cancer? Am I going to get? Hours of fun?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't that dangerous as long as you didn't actually

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Speaker 2: But their children and then put it in your easy

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Speaker 2: bake of it.

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Speaker 1: Playing with it still exposed you to the same amount

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Speaker 1: in the sun. For sale, they pulled it years, I'm sure,

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Speaker 1: but is it really the most dangerous toy ever sold?

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Speaker 2: The uranium toy.

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Speaker 1: One blog called it the second most dangerous, only to

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Speaker 1: lawn darts. Lawn darts is number one. I always hear.

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Speaker 2: About low darts. It wasn't my time.

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Speaker 1: Everyone is like scarred from lawn darts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but with the science kits.

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Speaker 1: Less than five thousand were made in total, and it

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Speaker 2: Restrictions and safety.

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Speaker 1: Regulations because it was too hard also to get the

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Speaker 1: uranium into the kids.

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Speaker 2: Little Jimmy just wants radiation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let the kids eat their radioactive material and turn

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Speaker 1: into superheroes like we all want to.

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Speaker 2: Then they came out with the next version.

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Speaker 1: They're like, eat as fastest kids, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Why did my kid grow six fingers? This next lazer

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Speaker 2: stories out of the wrap room. That's wrap with a Wris.

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Speaker 1: Not sure if you heard, but the hot new Christmas

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Speaker 1: gift that everyone wants under the tree this year is

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Speaker 1: unclaimed mail. There's a Florida based company who sold over

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Speaker 1: ninety thousand bundles of it in just the last three years,

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Speaker 1: and the founders say that this is their best holiday

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Speaker 1: season yet.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Hate opening my own mail months without doing it. Suck

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Speaker 1: opening other people's mail when you don't know what it's inside.

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Speaker 1: More fun, that's an adventure. On their website, they list

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Speaker 1: different options from returns mystery box for seventy dollars to

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Speaker 1: the Mail Mix mystery Box for seventy nine bucks.

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Speaker 2: That's expensive.

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Speaker 1: Man. If you want all the unclaimed male action you

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Speaker 1: can handle, well I want that, you better buy the

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Speaker 1: Big Dog Male Mixed party box for two.

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Speaker 2: Hundred What wow? So what's in these?

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Speaker 1: One lady says she got a bunch of items, including

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Speaker 1: a knockoff chanel bag and a bunch of fake IDs.

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Speaker 2: Not worth two hundred dollars. Better where the fake IDs go?

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Speaker 2: They don't make it to you, yours. They didn't make

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Speaker 2: it to you. You don't need them anymore, just a

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Speaker 2: case out.

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Speaker 1: There wasn't one item inside that didn't make her smile

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Speaker 2: It was worth it.

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Speaker 1: However, if you're open to order unclaimed mail for your

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Speaker 1: gift list. Yeah, sorry, it's too late. They are out

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Speaker 1: of stock of everything. It isn't that ironic? All the

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Speaker 1: unclaimed male was claimed. This next Lazer story is out

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Speaker 1: of the parent Pitstop You'll be the death of me

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Speaker 1: as a popular mantra for parents, but a new study

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Speaker 1: found having kids might actually make you live longer. See,

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Speaker 1: it just depends on how many you crank out.

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Speaker 2: Oh, this makes sense.

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Speaker 1: The researchers at the University of Michigan looked at the

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Speaker 1: health records of a quarter of a million people, and

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Speaker 1: they found some parents are ten percent more likely to

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Speaker 1: live to age seventy six than people without kids.

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Speaker 2: How many kids did they have?

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Speaker 1: That's about three years longer than the global average. But

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Speaker 1: there is a sweet spot. It's only true for people

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Speaker 1: who have two children. If you have more kids than that,

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Speaker 1: you're less likely to make it to seventy six than

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Speaker 1: someone who doesn't have kids. And the same applies if

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Speaker 1: you only have one child. Right now, Honestly, what it

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Speaker 1: does to a woman's body period, like, oh god, you

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Speaker 1: do that like six times?

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Speaker 2: That's insane to me.

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Speaker 1: They're not sure why two is the magic number, But

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Speaker 1: the guy who led the study things it might strike

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Speaker 1: a balance between quote having a good amount of social

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Speaker 1: interactions and not having too much economic or physical burden.

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Speaker 2: Is that why you have two Brooke?

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Speaker 1: Yep?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I tell them every day. The only reason I

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Speaker 2: had you is so I could live longer.

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Speaker 1: Or if you plan to stop at one, maybe time

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Speaker 1: to rethink that because another baby could lengthen your life.

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Speaker 1: It's a hot selling point. I mean, this guy's trying,

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Speaker 1: so why not you?

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Speaker 2: He is? His slogan is don't.

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Speaker 1: Hate pro creator, right, and that's the type of spirit

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Speaker 1: that we need. As we end this edition of Laser Stories,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do it same time on Monday.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Ro