1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: Just a quick reminder before we got to my Strawberry 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: letter for today. There are seventy days seventy days, seven 3 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:12,360 Speaker 1: zero days until the November third election, So please go 4 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: right now to get registered at vote for one one 5 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: dot org vote for one one dot org, and also 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: get your dates as to when you can early vote 7 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 1: in your state. That's very important because we want everyone 8 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: to early vote this year. Early vote all right. Time 9 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:34,640 Speaker 1: now for today's Strawberry Letter. If you need advice on relationships, 10 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 1: on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your 11 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:41,199 Speaker 1: Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and click submit 12 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live on 13 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 1: the air, just like we're going to read this one 14 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: right here, right now. Buggle up and hold on tight. 15 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,240 Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here it is. It's a 16 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. Thank you, nephew. Subjects. Can't nobody be that 17 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 1: in love? Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty seven year 18 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 1: old single and I work with the married couple that 19 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: gets on my last nerve. They're the most happy couple 20 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: in the world and they love to rub their relationship 21 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:15,759 Speaker 1: in everyone's faces. We've all recently returned to the office, 22 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: and our boss let them share an office. They love 23 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 1: to announce to everyone that they're going to lunch, and 24 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,559 Speaker 1: they walk around holding hands at all times and making 25 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 1: flirty gestures. When they're around us. They love to tell 26 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 1: us how wonderful it is to have found a soul 27 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: mate and how we should pray for hours on their 28 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: Instagram pages, all of their pictures are of them kissing 29 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:43,199 Speaker 1: and holding hands or cuddling, and it looks so fake. 30 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: My coworkers and I know that something bigger is going on, 31 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 1: because can nobody be that in love. So we created 32 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 1: fake profiles on instagrams, one for a woman and one 33 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: for a man. The fake male profile cent a DM 34 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: to the wife to see if she would respond. She did, 35 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 1: and over the course of a week she was ready 36 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 1: to meet the fake guy for a drink and would 37 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: tell her husband she was going to her mom's house. 38 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:17,640 Speaker 1: The husband also responded to the fake woman and said 39 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: he needs a break from his boring and controlling wife. 40 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: It was just as we thought, they're sick of each other. 41 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 1: I know what we did was low down, but they 42 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 1: need a reality check so they will stop preaching to 43 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: us about love and the joys of being married when 44 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: they're both miserable. Her husband and I messed around before 45 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 1: they got married, so I know she can't be that 46 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: pleased with him in or out of the bedroom. It's 47 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: time to expose them, but we will still have to 48 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 1: work with them. What should we do? Oh? Wow, what 49 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:53,639 Speaker 1: a dilemma you're in. I think you're crazy, I really do. 50 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 1: I think you're crazy for real. I think you're a hater. 51 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,799 Speaker 1: I think you're petty and you must have an absolutely 52 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: is roble life. You must otherwise, why would you be 53 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: doing this? Why? Why would you care? Why does this 54 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: bother you so much? So what? They're faking it? So what? 55 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 1: It's not up to you to question and judge them. 56 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 1: I mean, really, who are you and who puts you 57 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 1: in charge of checking to see if everyone who says 58 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 1: they're in love is really in love? Who gave you 59 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 1: that job? I think you're jealous of what they have 60 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,080 Speaker 1: or what they seem to have. I don't care if 61 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 1: it is fake not. You don't have anything going along 62 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 1: going on romantically in your life. You just don't have it, 63 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: So you're you're focusing on them and you're trying to 64 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: bring them down. You can't stand to see him with 65 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: someone else. Since you say you dated him first. You 66 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 1: put that you know in the last paragraph of the letter. 67 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: He didn't do all this lovey dovey stuff with you, 68 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 1: did he He didn't. I know, he didn't hold in 69 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 1: your hands and all that. I know he didn't do it. 70 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: So you're mad and you're vindictive. You want to get 71 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 1: him back. You're in revenge mode right now. So you 72 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: took time out of your day to set up these 73 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: phony accounts you and your co workers to expose them. 74 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: I just think it's pure evil and for what ultimate 75 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:17,599 Speaker 1: goal to to to you? I just say, grow up, 76 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 1: stop these shenanigans. This is stupid. It's not your business. 77 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: Who cares. You could eventually cause some serious trouble in 78 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: their marriage. But by you know, these false profiles and 79 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 1: making them do this and stuff, I just say, let 80 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 1: these people live. They don't need your help, little hater. 81 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:38,479 Speaker 1: They don't need it. Steve. Before I answer this question, 82 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,039 Speaker 1: I don't want you to know that I will be 83 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: answering this question and what I've created. I created these 84 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:50,479 Speaker 1: things called CTOs, and I take CTOs from time to 85 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,599 Speaker 1: time because I just don't feel like it's sometimes, so 86 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:57,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna read this letter. Huh, what's the CTL. That's 87 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: a Christian time out? Oh you're taking time out from 88 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 1: Christian Kay? Okay, can't nobody be that in love? You? 89 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:18,039 Speaker 1: Damn right? Thank you, so happy you're saying it. I'm 90 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,159 Speaker 1: a thirty seven year old single lady. I work with 91 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 1: a married couple of gets on my last nerve. It 92 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 1: can do that when you single. They could do it very, 93 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:29,239 Speaker 1: very quickly. I got you. They're the most happy couple 94 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 1: in the world, and they love to rub their relationship 95 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:36,720 Speaker 1: and everybody faces, especially yours. Oh, I love this letter. 96 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,919 Speaker 1: We've all recently returned to the office, and our boss 97 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 1: let them share office. Right there. Who doesn't come out 98 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 1: of quarantine with their damn wife? And now I want 99 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: to share office with their wife. I'm with the lady. 100 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 1: Can't nobody be that damn in love? Not after this quarantine. 101 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,600 Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be back at work. I don't 102 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 1: know what to do, and I swear to God I 103 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 1: love margin, but Doc Garden, I don't want to shadow 104 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:13,720 Speaker 1: more damn officers with hubach yourself. You watch it, Okay, 105 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:18,679 Speaker 1: I thank god the lady wrote. Just let him best 106 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,479 Speaker 1: damn letter I ever heard. They love to announce to 107 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: everybody that they go in to lunch and they walk 108 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 1: around holding hand. Not after quarantine, you ain't They let 109 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 1: her tell us how wonderful lives have found her soul 110 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 1: mate and how we should pray for hour. You should 111 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 1: pray for you soul mate. But after quarantine, your soul 112 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,840 Speaker 1: mate is probably on your damn nerves. I got more 113 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 1: about this that one. Yeah, okay, we'll have part time. 114 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 1: Part two sees response coming dad. Damn. That is the 115 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 1: subject twenty three after the hour. We'll get back into 116 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,839 Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. 117 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:59,719 Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter. 118 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:03,680 Speaker 1: This can't nobody be that in love? Ain't nobody beat 119 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:07,680 Speaker 1: that in love? This damn coupling got on their nerves 120 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 1: after quarantine to Boston, gave them a office together. They 121 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 1: hold in hand going to lunch. That we're going to 122 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 1: lunch now, Kissy, kissy. They walk around holding hand after quarantine. 123 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: This couple sound happier than herschel Walker at the Republican 124 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: National Convention last night. These two damn people so happy 125 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:36,640 Speaker 1: to be just all stuck up every father be you 126 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. If this ain't a herschel walk 127 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,880 Speaker 1: after Republican National Convention last night, I don't know what 128 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 1: is just jammed all up in each other crack. They 129 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 1: love to tell us how wonderfully is have a soul mate, 130 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,440 Speaker 1: and how we should pray for our you should pray 131 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:57,160 Speaker 1: for your soul mate. God gave me mine. But after quarantine, 132 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,600 Speaker 1: I wish somebody would have said, when you margin finished office, 133 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 1: now what's gonna be careful man? No, that's the truth. 134 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 1: My wife needs a break from me announcing its millions 135 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: of people side nesto need a break from you. Oh 136 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:27,559 Speaker 1: I know that Hello caller TSH TSH need a damn 137 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:33,800 Speaker 1: break from you. He moved out the home office from me. Hello, 138 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:41,120 Speaker 1: took his ass start working from his car. Yeah, so 139 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,840 Speaker 1: now they ain't set them hit up on their Instagram pages. 140 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:47,080 Speaker 1: All their pictures of them are kissing and holy hands 141 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:51,440 Speaker 1: a color. It looks so fake because it is my 142 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 1: co workers and not know that something big is going on. 143 00:08:54,520 --> 00:09:00,400 Speaker 1: Probably is called cain't nobody be that damn me love? 144 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:07,840 Speaker 1: So guess how we found out created fake page? Yeah? 145 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,559 Speaker 1: All right, now, yeah, one for a woman, one for 146 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:15,080 Speaker 1: a man. The fake male profile send a DM to 147 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:19,719 Speaker 1: the wife to see if she respond She did respond, 148 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,080 Speaker 1: and over the course of a week was ready to 149 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:26,080 Speaker 1: meet the fake guy for a drake. What not Lovey 150 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:34,120 Speaker 1: and Debbie? Oh hell no? Not peatures and heard cec 151 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:44,439 Speaker 1: and rufus what The husband also responded to the fake woman. 152 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:48,480 Speaker 1: He said he needed a break from his boring ass 153 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:54,600 Speaker 1: wife and controlling Kiss me on this picture, hold my hand, 154 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,880 Speaker 1: look at my eyes. Walk with me at the office. 155 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,320 Speaker 1: Say you love me? Flot back. If I wink at you, 156 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 1: you winking me? Doing all that? You wanna go out 157 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:08,600 Speaker 1: for a drink? Hell yet? And it was just as 158 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:12,600 Speaker 1: we thought. I just as I thought too. Ain't nobody 159 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:17,400 Speaker 1: that damn in love woman? But they need a reality 160 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,400 Speaker 1: to check so they can stop preaching about the love 161 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:24,680 Speaker 1: and the joys of being mad when they are both miserable. Yes, 162 00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:28,600 Speaker 1: her husband and I hear where the letter took a tea. 163 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:33,680 Speaker 1: Her husband and I messed around before they got married, 164 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:36,160 Speaker 1: so I know she can't be that pleased with him 165 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:40,120 Speaker 1: in the out of the bedroom. Oh see, I was 166 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:44,880 Speaker 1: witching through the whole letter to all of a sudden 167 00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:49,400 Speaker 1: up pop the reason your ass is worried about the 168 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:56,440 Speaker 1: both of them because you single ain't happy. He ain't happy, 169 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,760 Speaker 1: she ain't happy, and you wanted to make you. Ain't 170 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:07,440 Speaker 1: nobody happy. Can't nobody be that? Damn it? And surely 171 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:11,280 Speaker 1: said it best. You ain't got nothing else to do 172 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:16,520 Speaker 1: now a damn thing. It's time to expose them. But 173 00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:20,000 Speaker 1: we still need to work with them. What should we do? Now? 174 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,280 Speaker 1: Here's the truth of the letter. Go sit your hands 175 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:27,480 Speaker 1: down somewhere. What what? What? What? What? What? What do 176 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:34,400 Speaker 1: you mean? What? What should we do? What? Nothing? Now? 177 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,360 Speaker 1: You know the truth? You to find out, but it 178 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:41,040 Speaker 1: ain't your place to say nothing. See now, let me 179 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,680 Speaker 1: tell you something. See now, if you go to each other, 180 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:48,280 Speaker 1: eat one of them with this information you got, you're 181 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,600 Speaker 1: gonna have to pay for that. Now you're already single, 182 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:57,840 Speaker 1: you're gonna mess around. I have a stroke. M God, 183 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:03,000 Speaker 1: don't like ugly. You got be careful, stroke dog. I'm 184 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,760 Speaker 1: just saying you. I'm just saying I wanted to. I'm 185 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:10,280 Speaker 1: just saying you could you know me? You know well, 186 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,280 Speaker 1: I'm just you know what all these little crazy plank 187 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:17,000 Speaker 1: unit did. I'm surprised. I don't even know I swear 188 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:22,920 Speaker 1: to God, I don't know where that's coming from. All 189 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:31,079 Speaker 1: the people on this damn show a stroke. Guy. You 190 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,200 Speaker 1: let's just go over some of the shocking things you 191 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,719 Speaker 1: didn't say. You didn't call the man and told h 192 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,240 Speaker 1: Man that one of his twigs he having is probably 193 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:48,200 Speaker 1: black because you had what you called another man and 194 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:55,920 Speaker 1: told him his wife is your brother tent not you 195 00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:01,280 Speaker 1: in mynd because I saw she might have. So all right, 196 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,839 Speaker 1: we gotta go. On that note, I'm your post, your comments, 197 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:09,319 Speaker 1: and Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Please check 198 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:14,079 Speaker 1: out the check out the Strawberry Little Podcast on demand 199 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 1: coming up in forty six minutes after the hour, you 200 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,920 Speaker 1: know what time it is time for Junior Sports Talk. 201 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:23,319 Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.