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Speaker 1: thank you guys for joining. Well, we got a couple

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Speaker 1: it's coming in clearer? Okay, no, because I could see you,

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Speaker 1: but I couldn't hear you. And happy happy Wednesday? Or

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Speaker 1: is it it's Tuesday? Isn't it one of those weeks?

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Speaker 1: Been doing like a daily walk in the morning, just

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Speaker 1: getting started. Okay, now it's time to start. It's the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. It is perfect. That's a video that's gone

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Speaker 1: viral on TikTok of a dude doing the open of

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Speaker 1: every zoom meeting, and that's how every zoom meeting does start.

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Speaker 1: And it's like always the same thing over and over

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Speaker 1: and over again. By the way, the word ping to

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of painting going on. Um and that

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Speaker 1: a study eighty nine percent of workers would love just

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Speaker 1: one day with no meeting. That would feel life. It

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Speaker 1: can be an email. Yes, I know there's a joke,

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Speaker 1: Twenty minutes? Yes, I think they should get done in

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Speaker 1: Everybody wants to go, including you. Log out. I want

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Speaker 1: it makes sense. But we were getting ready and we

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Speaker 1: Everybody complains about meetings, but everybody just keeps scheduling meetings. Right,

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Speaker 1: we should come together as one and talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Let's have a meeting, all right. Remember, you can follow

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame Mornings. Hello. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Pete Deekins calling from homeowners Association. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Lisa. Yes, this is Lisa. Hey, Pete Deekins. Nice

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Speaker 1: to meet you. I'm the homeowners association president here. You

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Speaker 1: just moved in, right, I did. Yeah, you get my email.

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Speaker 1: would be great someday to actually meet you in person. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I haven't been by yet. Normally I stopped by houses

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just explain it to me? Because I

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Speaker 1: I and I glittering really pisces me off. Honestly, as

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Speaker 1: I said my email, there's somebody who keeps throwing their

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Speaker 1: thank you very much for your breakdown of what's happening. Mmmmmm,

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Speaker 1: so I understand why you're upset about this. Yeah, I am,

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Speaker 1: I'm not littering in your yard? Yes you are, I

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Speaker 1: explaining that to the comp What did you do? What? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I did a prank phone call? What? Oh? Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewil from The Jewils Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you. It's a joke. What Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: your husband Victor set you up? He said that. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I am right now. Are you serious? He said,

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Speaker 1: You guys just moved into a new neighborhood and it

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Speaker 1: hate it. Yeah, I do. I hate homeowners association. Then

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Speaker 1: It's time Floor of the Roses only on The Jewbil Show. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's time again, Chet to go on another cheetah? Are

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Speaker 1: are you? Hey? Wait to one? After all of that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I'm sorry that you think that your boyfriend is

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Speaker 1: name is Gray Gray? Okay? Um? And why don't you

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Speaker 1: You're really doing this? Well? I think, nicky, you're doing it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You're not the one that cheated. It's not getting People

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Speaker 1: anything to tell us a dirty little secret, a big

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Speaker 1: dirty doesn't matter what size, as long as it's a secret.

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Speaker 1: You can say whatever you want. Because we always keep

423
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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

424
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:56,360
Speaker 1: That's why everybody who calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname.

425
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 1: And on the phone right now to tell us a

426
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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Is that feeling you get when you're

427
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 1: being watched? Oh it's horrible for me. Yeah and shivers

428
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Speaker 1: right now? That song always for you like somebody's I

429
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Speaker 1: Got no brothers? Um? All right? That feeling you get

430
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Speaker 1: when you're being watched? How are you pretty good? How

431
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:22,159
Speaker 1: are you you're creepy. I'm good. So you want to

432
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:26,920
Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. Yeah, I don't. I

433
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Speaker 1: don't know if it's like dirty, I guess, but um,

434
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Speaker 1: I just do this like kind of weird thing where

435
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Speaker 1: um like I hate cold feet. Um, I hate when

436
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Speaker 1: I get in bed look first thing in the morning

437
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 1: and I have to like to stick my feet up

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Speaker 1: from under the covers. It's the worst feeling. So I'm

439
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Speaker 1: part of doing this thing to reward myself, Like if

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Speaker 1: I don't hit snooze and I actually get out of

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Speaker 1: bed on time. Um, I microwave my socks. Microwave. Why

442
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 1: would you not put them in the dryer. Yeah, the

443
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 1: dryer just takes too long. I don't have time for

444
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 1: that in the morning. So you microwave them. Okay, so yeah,

445
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,919
Speaker 1: because it only takes with thirty seconds and then they

446
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 1: feel like they just came out of the dryer. That's cool.

447
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: I mean I don't like it either. No, that is

448
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 1: a bad idea. The house is going to catch on fire. No, won't. Well,

449
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 1: no you yet. You can microwave socks, for sure. You

450
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 1: can put rice in it and microwave it together. Oh

451
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: oh those little rice you ever have on the phone

452
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Speaker 1: for their little secret. The anonymous name is that feeling

453
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Speaker 1: when you're being watched. You ever put rice in a

454
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Speaker 1: sock and heat it up and then put it on

455
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,719
Speaker 1: your sore part of your body? Yeah, well, I mean

456
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 1: that's kind of where I got the idea. Yeah. Good,

457
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: you guys are blowing my mind. Rice in a salt, yeah, like,

458
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Speaker 1: and then put like lavender in it. On. No, have

459
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 1: you heard of like icy hot? They have medical stuff. Dude,

460
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 1: this is way better not natural? No, what are you doing?

461
00:23:55,359 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 1: You ricks? What they're cotton? No, we weren't invented to

462
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 1: wear salts. Then you put race, which comes from the

463
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Speaker 1: earth inside the socker, comes from the earth, and then

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Speaker 1: you microwave it. And microwaving your socks isn't gonna start

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Speaker 1: a fire? Really? No? Okay, because I don't know what

466
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Speaker 1: socks fire. I put a burrito in the microwave the

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Speaker 1: other day with tinfoil. Yeah, yeah, you can't. Metal. I

468
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Speaker 1: didn't know you can't put tinfoil in there until like recently.

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Speaker 1: No metal, Wait what it burst into flames in front

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Speaker 1: of my eyes. Yeah, and then you were almost twenty

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Speaker 1: thirty years old. Yeah, well, when you say it like

472
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Speaker 1: that and you live in your grandma's basement and you

473
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Speaker 1: just lost your virginity and you just found out that

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Speaker 1: you can't put metal in a microwa. It burst into flames,

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Speaker 1: like twenty seven years old? Really twenty seven? Well take

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Speaker 1: it easy, it's it's okay for them to rush me,

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Speaker 1: okay for them. Let's run down the list here, No.

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Speaker 1: Twenty seven listen is granma's basement. Just lost his virginity

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Speaker 1: to his curl girlfriend a week ago. No, it was

480
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: over a year now, over a year ago. Just lost it. Yeah,

481
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Speaker 1: and just found out that you can't put metal in

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Speaker 1: a microwave. What a catch right? Yeah? And I thought

483
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Speaker 1: I had a dirty little secret about microwaving my socks

484
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Speaker 1: every morning. I will say. The one thing about you

485
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Speaker 1: microwaving your socks, though, is if you were making food

486
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Speaker 1: for people at your house, then you make it in

487
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Speaker 1: the microwave and it's not being microwaved in your sock microwave.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, just probably still bacteria. Yeah, I mean I

489
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Speaker 1: claimed microwaving dirty socks. Yeah, but still okay. If you

490
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Speaker 1: found out that one of your friends was microwave in

491
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Speaker 1: their socks or their underwear to warm them up, in

492
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Speaker 1: the morning. By the way, underwear sounds like a good idea. Try. Um,

493
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Speaker 1: and you found out that they were serving you food

494
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Speaker 1: from that microwave, would you want to eat it? I mean,

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Speaker 1: if it was clean fox or underwear, I wouldn't care.

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Speaker 1: I think you're lying about that. I think I'm just

497
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Speaker 1: stick to like brand new socks. Um, can we just

498
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 1: get back to talking about Evan just losing his virginity?

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Speaker 1: That's more interesting than those the microwave socks thing? How

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Speaker 1: little My secret was told us? What's your dirty little secret?

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00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Wednesday, September eighth, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh

504
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Speaker 1: and it's super easy to get rich and famous. All

505
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: you have to do is clean the right pipes. Oh

506
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 1: tell you what that means in just a second. But

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Speaker 1: first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and what

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Speaker 1: one McDonald's worker did well? Have you never questioning your

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Speaker 1: own IQ ever again? Sitting in for English Evan, I'm

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Speaker 1: Brad Nolan and fake it till you make It's usually

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Speaker 1: terrible advice and in this case, it means jail time.

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Speaker 1: All right, look at those stories in just a second

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Speaker 1: before your first story of the day today in the

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Speaker 1: i ND the Indian News Networks the report the News.

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Speaker 1: A plumber landed a record deal after a music mogul,

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Speaker 1: Paul Kanielle. I don't know who that is, but he's

517
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Speaker 1: a music mogul heard him singing while he was working

518
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Speaker 1: in his bathroom, and the dude actually gave him a

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Speaker 1: record deal just from singing in the bathroom. Yeah, here's

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00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 1: plumber keV Crane singing while working and one of his

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00:26:56,560 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: recorded efforts too street. Actually not okay, that's just in

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Speaker 1: music mobile. Paul Kennely or whatever has lost his touch.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the guy's voice isn't terrible, but not like

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Speaker 1: something where you'd think that he's going to get a

525
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Speaker 1: record deal right away from singing. The guy's back. No,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard something so average in my entire life. Yeah,

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00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: have you heard the show? Yeah, second most average I've

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00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,640
Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. Actually, if this was going

529
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Speaker 1: on in my bathroom about a plumber working on it,

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Speaker 1: Alex and I'm Marid, if you didn't know that, I'd

531
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Speaker 1: be like, can we tell this guy to shut up,

532
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: like this is really annoying. Cleaners sing while they work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that they were singing one day and they

534
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Speaker 1: didn't know that I was in my closet. They were like,

535
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Speaker 1: there was just one of them in my bathroom singing

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Speaker 1: quite a bit, and then she realized that I was

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Speaker 1: in there. So now she just does it every time,

538
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Speaker 1: because I think that she wants me to think that.

539
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: She just says it every time. That's what I thought.

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Speaker 1: Because you're in the music industry, like she wants to

541
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Speaker 1: get that records think and she'll get a record deal.

542
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: You should tricker and be like, this is the inn

543
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Speaker 1: the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For our next story of the day, let's in anoverd

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Speaker 1: alex Fresh, who's on location, Adam mcmcdonald in the freezer side. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're afraid of police and afraid of Washington say that

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Speaker 1: they received a call this last week from a guy

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Speaker 1: who locked himself in the outside freezer. Ada McDonald's yes,

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Speaker 1: he's what he works there, so he went to go

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Speaker 1: get some of the other freezer. And what I'm like

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Speaker 1: really confused about was like why he called the police

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Speaker 1: instead of the McDonald's right inside, like, hey, guys, I'm

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Speaker 1: outside in the freezers. He called the cops. So the

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Speaker 1: cops called the McDonald's and said, hey, good detective work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's a reason W works in McDonald's another police department,

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Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah. So that's all I was sending it

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Speaker 1: back to you very much. The ironn the idiot news

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Speaker 1: network where idiots aren't just in the news, they report

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Speaker 1: the news. And for a next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's end it over to Brad Nolan, who's on location

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Speaker 1: in Hawaii. Yes, Honolulu. A twenty four year old Chloe

562
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Speaker 1: Rosac is behind bars on the island of oh Wapoo,

563
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Speaker 1: accused of using fake vaccination card to bypass the state's

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Speaker 1: mandatory quarantine. Yeah that's not a good idea. Oh yeah,

565
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Speaker 1: people are getting caught doing that. Left it right right now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's like a database, right Yeah. Well, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but the state has a mandatory for anyone who's unvaccinated,

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Speaker 1: the state says. State Hawaii says, you got a self

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Speaker 1: quarantine from the day of entry for ten days or

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Speaker 1: however long your stay is. So that means if you're

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Speaker 1: going for nine days, you would just have to quarantine

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Speaker 1: for the nine day believe. Yeah, there's like a specific

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Speaker 1: place they take them. Yeah. I was asking questions about

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Speaker 1: that because I had heard that you have to do that.

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, can you go if you're have

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Speaker 1: an airbnb or something, can you go stay at the

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Speaker 1: airbnb and just not go out? And then I was like, no,

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Speaker 1: how are they going to know that you didn't go out?

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Speaker 1: It was a very good point. That is a good point.

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Speaker 1: They that she went out because she was using this

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Speaker 1: vaccination card. And once they found out, they said, hey,

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00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,959
Speaker 1: they're suspicion of this person using a fake vaccination card. Uh,

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Speaker 1: they found her. She was not at the hotel she

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Speaker 1: said she would be at, which is kind of what

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Speaker 1: they're supposed to do. Yeah, so the quarantining thing, right,

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Speaker 1: And so they found her based on her hip tattoo,

587
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: so super class and her vaccination card spelled maderna wrong.

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Speaker 1: She faces up to a year in prison and a

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Speaker 1: fine of five thousand dollars. That's all for me. I'm

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Speaker 1: brad nowen about job lady. She's about to lose her job.

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Speaker 1: Probably what I found her with it her hip tatoo.

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Speaker 1: They just walk along the beach and go there is

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Speaker 1: they searched Facebook lose yo jobse yo job about to

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Speaker 1: lose yo. Remember listening to the I n N this

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Speaker 1: time every single day. It is the I n N,

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Speaker 1: the idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: June in tomorrow, same time, That's what I say. June

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Speaker 1: in tomorrow, the same time for another hard hitting report

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Speaker 1: from the I n n Nemember. You can follow the

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Speaker 1: show on social media. At the Jewel Show, you can

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm

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Speaker 1: at that Dreas, I'm at Brad nowen the Jewbil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another jubil phone frame day morning. So

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Speaker 1: on that's one. He's hello, Hey, this is coach. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Skyler's dad, Jason. This is this is Jason? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? This is coach your Skyler's dad? Right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm Skylar's dad. But who am I talking to? Coach? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you gotta we gotta quit it with this coach thing.

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Speaker 1: What's your name? Dude? My name is coach. That's what

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Speaker 1: I like to go by. I'm the new defensive back

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Speaker 1: coach on your son's flag football team. Nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: You can just call me coach. Thank you. Well, what's

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Speaker 1: your first name? My first name is coach, and you

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Speaker 1: will call me coach. That's what I expect to be

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Speaker 1: called by everybody in my life, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: My mom can call me Donald. Other than that, everybody

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Speaker 1: else calls me coach. Skyler calls me coach. The other

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Speaker 1: kids on the team call me coach. The other coaches

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Speaker 1: call me coach, and you will call me coach as well.

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Speaker 1: So your name is Donald, my name is coach. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you've blown whistles into my ear,

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Speaker 1: but my name is coach because I'm the coach of

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Speaker 1: this team and I demand some respect. Nobody calls me

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Speaker 1: by my first name. They only call me coach. That's

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Speaker 1: including the parents. Sorry to get a little Sorry to

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Speaker 1: get a little up in your face there, but that's

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Speaker 1: how I do things. I'd like to be called coach, please,

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Speaker 1: So if you please respect me and call me coach,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, whatever, Coach, what are you calling me for.

630
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because I've been assessing your son, Skyler

631
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: and his athletic ability, or should I say lack thereof?

632
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: Lack of my son is one of the best players

633
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: on the team, So I don't know if you're talking

634
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: about correction, you'd be one of the best players on

635
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: the team if I was coaching a team of water boys.

636
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: But last time I checked on the defensive back coach

637
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: for this flag football team, and your son, Skyler attempts

638
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: to play the position of defensive back. Is that true

639
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: or not true? Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.

640
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't know who you are, and

641
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're talking about my son. My

642
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: son carries that team, so I don't know what kind

643
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: of mess your son should be carrying is water to

644
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: some other more athletically talented children and maybe even spitting

645
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: it from his mouth into their mouth. That's the kind

646
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: of talent he has. What the are you talking about.

647
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the fact that your son is benched

648
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: until further notice, Until TFN or further notice, is what

649
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Dude, you're not even the head coach, like

650
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: I know the head coach. You're not yet you were right.

651
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: I might be an assistant coach. Okay, I might be

652
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: an assistant to assistant coach. It doesn't matter, but I

653
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: will soon be the head coach of this football team,

654
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: and this football team plays to win. I will not

655
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: have losers on this team, and Skyler is on his

656
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: way to being a loser, just like his father. I

657
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: can tell me a loser. Dude. You're that's right. Maybe

658
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: if you would sat on the bench a little bit

659
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: when you were playing flag football like Skyler's gonna have to,

660
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: you grow up to be a winner. But I can

661
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: tell based on the way that you're whining, that you're

662
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: nothing but a whiny little cry baby too. Yeah, where

663
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 1: do you think he got his athletic ability from? I'm sorry,

664
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: what'd you say? I was too busy blowing my whistle? Yo,

665
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: you blow that whistle. One more time. I'm gonna show

666
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:24,919
Speaker 1: it up. That was three times. You got one more time.

667
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: I'm coming down there. I'll do you better than that.

668
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: I'll do you better than that two times. Come on

669
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: down here, big boy. Come on down here, big boy,

670
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: and shove out where the sun don't shine. I'm not

671
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: wearing any pants right now, so the opportunity is perfect.

672
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 1: What you're not wearing any pants right now? That's what

673
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: I made my office with no pants on, ready for

674
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: you to come down here and see what you're made of. Oh, oh, no,

675
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 1: I'll warn you you're gonna have to kiss me square

676
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: on the lips before that happens. Bucko, I'm coming down

677
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,439
Speaker 1: there right now. Well I hope so you gonna kiss

678
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: me square on the lips like a man and then

679
00:34:55,120 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: put this whistle wherever you want it. What. I'm coming

680
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: down there right now? You better Well No, I just

681
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: called to tell you it's a prank phone call and

682
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 1: you shouldn't come down here. I'm sorry about that. What's

683
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: going on? What's going on is this is actually Jewel

684
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

685
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: and your wife. Lynette set you up this, Lynette, this

686
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: is jew Well, no, this is Jewbil from the Jewel Show.

687
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: Your wife set you up. She wanted me to call

688
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,959
Speaker 1: one of the coaches from your son's flag football league

689
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: and just be a total a hole. So I guess

690
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: it worked because you are almost out the door to

691
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: come beat me up. So oh, I was really coming

692
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: down there to do that with their whistle. Wake Up

693
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 1: every morning with Jebil Phone pranks The Jewel Show on

694
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: Demand first day follow Up. I like awkward things. I

695
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: like awkward experiences awkward silences, awkward conversations. I don't know

696
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: why awkwardness is fun for me. And one of the

697
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: most awkward things that you can ever experience in life

698
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: that a lot of people don't like that I enjoy

699
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: is an elevator ride with a stranger, which is just

700
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: the two of you on there and one of you

701
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 1: like it was like you can feel somebody's like, I

702
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: don't like silence. Should I talk now? Should I say something?

703
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: But also I don't know if I don't know about them,

704
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: they look like they don't want to be talked to him.

705
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: I just there the floor. Yeah, it's super phone. Yeah,

706
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,439
Speaker 1: if you get on your phone or if you don't

707
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 1: have anything else, if you're not on your phone and

708
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: you're both standing there, you're just looking at each other

709
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: and it's like, all right, hopefully this will be a

710
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: quick ride and you'll get stuck in here. Yeah. And

711
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: apparently Patrick, who's on the phone for a first date

712
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 1: follow up right now, had an awkward elevator ride where

713
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: he actually ended up asking for somebody's phone number, and

714
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: that's the girl he went out with. But now she's

715
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 1: not calling him back. So we'll see if we can

716
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: figure out what happened? Patrick, how are you? Hey? What's

717
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: going on? Guys? How are you going that much? That's

718
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: like a lot of guts to talk to somebody on

719
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: an elevator, let alone ask for their number. Sure you

720
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: do it, So like, Okay, so we work in the

721
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: same building, but we don't like work at the same job,

722
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: so we like, I like the elevator ride is like

723
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: the only time, like I pretty much get to see her,

724
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 1: so I have to time it right that we could

725
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: get in the same So it's like it wasn't a

726
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 1: thing where you had never seen her before and then

727
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: you were on the same elevator. Nerves are like, I

728
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,720
Speaker 1: guess I'll shoot my show right now. You've seen her? Exactly,

729
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: did you like hang downstairs and wait for her? Yeah?

730
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: I mean, because I mean I was attracted, Like you know,

731
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: it was just one of the thought to hers, So

732
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: I feel like that's yes, you like lurk around the

733
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 1: lobby until she walks in. You're like, all right, sweet,

734
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: now I get to go. So it was like it

735
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 1: was like a bunch of like tiny elevator conversations before

736
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: I even worked up the nerve to ask for a

737
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: phone number. You know, so it took a while, like

738
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 1: these tiny little conversations because you can only talk for

739
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,919
Speaker 1: so long time you have to get off on your floor,

740
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: you know. And the conversation in the elevation says she,

741
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: I'm guessing she seemed pretty into you, because I would

742
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: know as well. It's just like you morning conversation start

743
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: off like, oh, we kind of coffee, you drinking blo,

744
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 1: I like that place, this is right, and then you

745
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 1: know both from was she just being polite or do

746
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: you think that she was into well? She I eventually

747
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: asked for a number and then I texted her we

748
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: went out, and I feel like I would still do that.

749
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: Some people are still that polite where they're like, I

750
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: just don't know how to say no, dazing, Okay, I'm

751
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: on the elevator, here's my number. You asked me out.

752
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: I guess I have to say yes before you. And

753
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: then I also don't know how to tell him that

754
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: I wanted to go away, so I'm just gonna like

755
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: ghost him now. Yeah yeah, so yeah, I mean, she

756
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 1: could have just been polite, But how was the date

757
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: when you guys actually went out? Honestly, I thought the

758
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 1: day went great, you know, like, you know, we had

759
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: a lot in common. You know, we similar music we

760
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 1: like and TV shows and you know, we like we

761
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: hit it off pretty well. I mean, like I I

762
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 1: feel like we both had a great time. And what

763
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: do you actually do for the dates? Well, we went out,

764
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 1: We got a couple of drink We went to like

765
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: a wine tasting spot, and like, you know, if she

766
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: likes wine, I like wine, so I figured that'd be

767
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: a good place to go. And we both were enjoying ourselves.

768
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 1: And like I think maybe though, I did get a

769
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 1: little bit tipsy, and I'm like that might have been

770
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: an issue because like, like I don't I don't think

771
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: I blacked out, but there's definitely parts of the evening

772
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 1: I don't remember fully is hammered on a first date

773
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: usually that that was not my intention, Like I just

774
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: I just don't. I just don't hold my liquor that well,

775
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: and like that was definitely not like what I was

776
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 1: going for it. But other than that, like we were

777
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 1: both laughing. There're a lot of laughing, and like Joe,

778
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: I thought we were everything was going fine. But yeah,

779
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: I just don't, uh, yeah, I don't know what's up

780
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: about the lip situation. Uh, Peter kissed on the cheek

781
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: of the nile. I'm not, like, you know, super aggressive.

782
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: It was the first day and then I want to like,

783
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 1: you know, be like like I was just happy enough

784
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: to get a number from the elevator, So, like, you know,

785
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: how long has it been since you guys talked, and

786
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 1: it's almost two weeks now. I feel I haven't seen

787
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: her on the elevator lately. Yeah, Like I've seen her

788
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,760
Speaker 1: walks to the lobby, but I haven't gotten the elevator

789
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: because it'll just be too awkward, I think if I

790
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: haven't that like she has responded well, Patrick, I mean

791
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: you said there's a few things you don't remember from

792
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 1: the night. I'm going to go out on a limb

793
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 1: and say one of those is probably why she's not

794
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: cooling you back. Yeah, I mean I would love to

795
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,399
Speaker 1: find out, just to get clarification, help me out a lot.

796
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: I feel, play a song, come back, and then call

797
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 1: her and see if we can figure it out for

798
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: you with your first date follow up? Right? Cool? Thanks guys, Yep,

799
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: it's the Jewel Show. Very little of your first date

800
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: follow up if you're just joining us. Patrick is on

801
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: the phone, and Patrick is getting ghosted by a woman

802
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: named Selene. They work in the same building and they've

803
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: taken the elevator a few times together, and he's been

804
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 1: admiring her the whole time, waiting for his moment to

805
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 1: pounce not like that in a nice way and ask

806
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: her for her number, and he did the other day

807
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: on the elevator. She gave it to him. They went

808
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,240
Speaker 1: out on a date to do a little wine tasting.

809
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: He said they had a great time, although he doesn't

810
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: remember all of the date because he did have a

811
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 1: little too much wine and got kind of drunk, and

812
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: he thinks that's why she's not calling him back. But

813
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 1: other than that, he has no idea and he's seen

814
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 1: her in the building, but it is scared to get

815
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 1: on the elevator with her now, which I understand because

816
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: that would be super awkward. I'm gonna call her right now, Patrick,

817
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 1: you're ready, Yeah, man, All right, here we go. Hello. Hello,

818
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 1: I'm aspect to Selene. Yes, it's hello, Selene. Who is this?

819
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show,

820
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: and this is ox Fresh and this is English. Heavn sorry,

821
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know who that is? The Jewel

822
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,919
Speaker 1: Show is a radio show, and we're calling you today

823
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: because we do a segment on our show called the

824
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: First Date follow Up. That's where if you go out

825
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: on a date with someone and then end up ghosting them,

826
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

827
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: and ask what happened. So we got an email about you,

828
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: and it's from a dude named Patrick. Oh okay. Patrick

829
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: told us a little bit about your date. He said

830
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: that he's always thought you were beautiful, saw you in

831
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: the lobby and stuff at work. You guys rode the

832
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: elevator a few times, and then you finally asked for

833
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: your phone number, and you went out with him for

834
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: a little wine tasting. And after that you haven't talked

835
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: to him since, and now he's scared to get in

836
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: an elevator for the rest of his life. What happened, Yeah, Um,

837
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. He just drank a little too much,

838
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: wasn't hute, you know, and an early hold of liquor. Well,

839
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 1: he didn't tell us that he got a little drunk,

840
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: which could definitely be a turn off. Yeah, I mean

841
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: it was just wine. It's a small group drinking hard

842
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,839
Speaker 1: liquor or anything like that. Wine is way stronger. Yeah,

843
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: wouldn't you a bit tipsy too? You off to drinking

844
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: a few wines. Yeah, when I was girl, I got

845
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: to hold it together. He got a little too drunk

846
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: on your day, And was that that just the turn

847
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 1: off for you? Yeah? He was also this kind of

848
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: loose lipps, you know, like kind of divulging a little

849
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 1: bit much. What do you mean loose slipped? He just

850
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: was like, you know, I've been eyeing you, and i'd

851
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: plan out like when I try to like you in

852
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: the warnings because that's like the only time I could

853
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,919
Speaker 1: get with you. And I mean that's I mean, there's

854
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: there's a line, right, I mean, yeah, Alice just said that.

855
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 1: He says kind of cute. I would think that there's

856
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: a cute version of that, and then there's a creepy

857
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: version of that. Okay, so this is why I think

858
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 1: it's creepy. So at the end of the day, like

859
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 1: I had to go to the bathroom, right, and I

860
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,879
Speaker 1: was like, hey, I'll meet you outside and i'll beat

861
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: you out the car, right. So I came outside after

862
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,399
Speaker 1: us in the bathroom and he was standing beside my car,

863
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: but like he didn't see me, but like I saw

864
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: him and he was smelling my car. What he was doing?

865
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: What to your car? He was smelling my car, smelling

866
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:47,720
Speaker 1: my car. So like I saw that and I was like, Okay,

867
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: this guy's really drunk because being weird, and I was

868
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: like this, I'm out of here. I'm just not going

869
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: to even like try to confront a drunk dude right now,

870
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 1: and I had to get out there. That does cross

871
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: the line of where eat. I would say, maybe why

872
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: is he smeller? What's he smelling? You know, like guys

873
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: like like to smell girls like because they smell pretty. Yeah, yeah,

874
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: but that's like a whole other levels like drunk. And

875
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: he's like maybe I can smell her purpose delicious. That's weird.

876
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: You know, it's also weird, Selene, what is that He's

877
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: actually been on the line listening this entire time? Yeah,

878
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: he wants to talk to you. Actually, sorry about that.

879
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: We forgot. It's really weird that we forgot smelling you

880
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: through the phone. Wait what yeh, oh my god, Oh

881
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:40,280
Speaker 1: Hey what's up? Selene? Hey? Yeah, Like I know that's

882
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: totally weird. I'm like I get it, like how that

883
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: must look to somebody and like being drunk and smelling

884
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: your car like that. It sounds so normal that I

885
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: do not like go around smelling cars like that's not

886
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: a thing I do. I just feel like, you know,

887
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,720
Speaker 1: and I know, like me being like little bit tipsy

888
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: is awkward. But so why are we smelling my car? Then? Okay,

889
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,800
Speaker 1: so I swear I was like smelling like coolant to

890
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 1: smell like your radiator might be overheating. And that's the

891
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: only reason. It's like because I've had my car do that,

892
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: and I that's why i'd spot. I was like I'd

893
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,240
Speaker 1: smelled coolant and that's why I was like getting closer

894
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: to the hood to see if that like that like

895
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: that must look awkward, is like from somebody like observing,

896
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: and yeah, that's awful. Yeah that was like really weird.

897
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: You're swaying you're drunk. Yeah, like I mean like I

898
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: don't I don't drink a lot and I don't like

899
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 1: go wine tate. That's the first time I've ever been

900
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: like wine tasting on a date, Like I eat Like

901
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 1: that's you know, there's a better question. Patrick. We know

902
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: you were drunk, obviously very drunk. You don't usually drink

903
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: very much and never got wine tasting on a date.

904
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: Is this the first time you smelled a car on

905
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 1: a date? I don't know if you're a serial car smell. Yeah,

906
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 1: like I've never been. It was like totally not a

907
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: thing that happens to me, Like, yeah, that's yeah, listen,

908
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: I promise. I know it was super weird, but yeah,

909
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 1: I'm trying to very embarrassing by the way, like, yeah,

910
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: this is not like, well, this is not the first

911
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: impression I wanted to make. You know, I was excited

912
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: going a day with you. This is like mortifying actually,

913
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: but yeah, I was just concerned that like your radiator

914
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: might be messed up or a hose or something, because

915
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: it's like I thought he smelled a little bit of

916
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: because there's a certain smell that like you're obviously very

917
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 1: nervous and you want her. You're rambling now, which is

918
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: I understand I would be too. I'll be like, no,

919
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: I promise, I'm not a weirdo who wants to smell

920
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: you through your car. Um Selene, would you like to

921
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: go out with Patrick on another date? Again? We'll pay

922
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: for it. I'm gonna say no, really, but he said

923
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,840
Speaker 1: he's not a creep. Yeah, he said he's not a

924
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 1: creepy Yeah, that's what creepy people say. Sorry, yeah, yeah, man. Thanks. Anyways,

925
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:02,479
Speaker 1: you guys jubils for State follow up The Jewel Show

926
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: on demand. Did anybody see the news that we might

927
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: have found a cure for cancer? No? No, but I

928
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 1: heard it the Jewel Show. It's a jewel show and

929
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: that's not a joke. While you were watching the latest

930
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 1: TikTok challenge, there's been a bunch of crazy stuff that's

931
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: happening in the news. And luckily I work on this

932
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 1: radio show and it has a staff of people who

933
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: pay attention to the news, so I don't have to.

934
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: And holy crap, I was just informed that we might

935
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: have found a cure for cancer. I mean, it's about time.

936
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: It's incredible. I'm not joking. I'll get to that in

937
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: just a second. But first, here's a couple of crazy

938
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: things you probably haven't heard about while you had your

939
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,720
Speaker 1: nose stuffed in your phone watching TikTok Dank challenges. Danish

940
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: researchers discovered a new island in the Arctic by mistake.

941
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: How do you discover a new piece of land? I

942
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 1: don't know there's been the Arctic. Well, they thought they

943
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: had landed on an island near Greenland that we've known

944
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 1: about since nineteen seventy eight, but they actually landed on

945
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: a different island. Well, how does that even happen? Now?

946
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: It confuses me. Land on a runway. I don't know

947
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 1: how it happened. But they landed on a different island

948
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: where they thought, and they were like, wait a second,

949
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 1: look at the coordinates. I don't believe this. That is

950
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: literally the plot of King Kong. I don't know why this.

951
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: I don't believe this because there's stuff though. We don't

952
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 1: know what's in the ocean. But come on, we have

953
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: enough satellites out there. Yeah, but stuff like bum you

954
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: to triangle. You know, we don't know everything about the ocean.

955
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 1: The ocean is the most mysterious place if you think

956
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: about it, even more than space to us right now,

957
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: because they can't even go places and send the oceans

958
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: so vast. I think it's ninety percent undiscovered. Yeah that's crazy.

959
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 1: What Yeah? The okay, and they found terrifying another interesting

960
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: news thing before we get to the fact that we

961
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: may have actually found a cure for cancer and animal news.

962
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: This dripped me out. We'll get to the cancer thing

963
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,479
Speaker 1: in just a second. But a team in Australia found

964
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: that female octopuses will throw stuff at males if they

965
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: don't stop harassing them. They figured it out quicker. It

966
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: sounds like octopuses are like humans too. They figured it

967
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: out quicker than you did. What what human female does that?

968
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: They throw? My government throw stuff at me all the time.

969
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: I don't throw stuff my significant others. Yeah, but you're

970
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 1: a boyfriend, so it's not really hard. It shouldn't be harassment, right,

971
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 1: Alex and I are married. If you didn't know, that

972
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,399
Speaker 1: shouldn't be harassment. I've sexually harrass Alex all the time.

973
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 1: She knows that. I mean, she was racing. She got

974
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: like a butt lift thingy, like like a suction butt

975
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,879
Speaker 1: lift thing. It looks like a fake butt and old.

976
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 1: It's amazing. It's awesome. And I said to her, I

977
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 1: said to her last night, like watch stand up real quick,

978
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 1: let English watch this. No, you know, like I don't

979
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,439
Speaker 1: have about though, hold on, hold on, I just gonna

980
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: get my phone ready hard as I try, Like I

981
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: don't even care how how how hard I tran. It

982
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: was crazy, okay, like I'll have a Musli butt But no,

983
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: it does not grow and it sucks. And then we

984
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: were I will not get implants because implant illness, and

985
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 1: I will not get a Brazilian bullied because that is

986
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:46,399
Speaker 1: the number one killer in any surgery. Surgery. Yeah, it's crazy.

987
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 1: It literally just all it is is a suction. So

988
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: let's see this dump truck. Oh right there. I've been

989
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: doing that to her everywhere we go. We go to

990
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 1: a restaurant, she walks in first, it's it's big, right,

991
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: like it's it is insane. Literally, all that's just it

992
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: was just suction, you know, yeah, just suction cups. Whoa,

993
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,839
Speaker 1: And I feel bad. I don't want to keep looking.

994
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So it's fine, I mean, look it's great here.

995
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 1: And then suctions are for like an hour, yeah, thousand

996
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: an hour of suction. It's like basically they just suck

997
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: up the fat and congestion, like, oh my god, it's

998
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: like gravity, because gravity just makes it false. They just

999
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: bring it up. Literally, it's all natural. There's I mean,

1000
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: there's like just like a little bit of brusing, that's

1001
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: about it. They suck it from the bottom of the

1002
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 1: leg up into the butt cheeks and then they put

1003
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: these cups on it that sucks up there. It looks

1004
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: like a cake baking. Do you feel different? It feel

1005
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: they feel like implants, It does. They're solid like implants.

1006
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, what I mean? She took them off and

1007
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: I was like, blue, no way. But I've never had

1008
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: a butt in my life. So on the harassment front, right,

1009
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: Alex and my wife. I told her last night, I said, look,

1010
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 1: I always grab your butt a lot when I walk

1011
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: by you. I'm always doing that. And I was like,

1012
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna be doing it more now, and I

1013
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,839
Speaker 1: just want to remember this is your fault. So see,

1014
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: but that's okay because we're married and that's the relationship. Ran. Yeah,

1015
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, there's something to grab, Yeah, there

1016
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: is something. She's not throwing stuff at me, you know.

1017
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: So if somebody were to come up to her the

1018
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,800
Speaker 1: octopus thing, like she was saying, women haven't figured it

1019
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: out in the office. If someone were to come up

1020
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 1: her and be like no, no, she would know that

1021
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: an octopus would grab a stapler and chuck it at

1022
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: his head, and that's what she should do. Um, all right,

1023
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:23,919
Speaker 1: well kill for cancer, right, Yes, we're gonna talk about

1024
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 1: the So scientists have figured out some amazing things. Scientists

1025
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: have figured out how to take a butt without an

1026
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: implant and make it. And also they really think they

1027
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 1: found a cure for cancer. Doctors in Canada have found

1028
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: a weakness in the specific enzyme that leads cancers tumors

1029
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,399
Speaker 1: to spread. They're calling it cancers Achilles heel and say

1030
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: that it could lead to stop cancer in its tracks.

1031
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,399
Speaker 1: So they found the part of that actually spreads the cancer,

1032
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 1: and they found a weakness in it, so they know

1033
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 1: how to stop it. It's about time because it seems

1034
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 1: like they've been making pointless charts and doing studies. I mean,

1035
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: how many billions of dollars has gone into cancer research.

1036
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: But they can figure out how to take fat from

1037
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 1: the bottom of your leg and make up a dog

1038
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: out of it. Let's focus. But also also though that's

1039
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: a world changing thing too, that's a good thing too.

1040
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 1: Don't stop doing things like that. Feel very happy about.

1041
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: But also the care for cancer thing is amazing. Ran

1042
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: out of time because we got sidetracked by durm So

1043
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: if you want to know more about that, yeah, you

1044
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: could google it all right. Remember you can follow us

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Speaker 1: all on social media. At the Jewel Show, you can

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm a dual fresh you

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Speaker 1: can and I'm at Evan on the radio The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on Demand. Thank you guys for joining. Well, we

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Speaker 1: got a couple more folks joining, so we'll just give

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Speaker 1: them a second. Can you guys hear me by the

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Speaker 1: way that it's coming in clear? Okay? No, because I

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Speaker 1: could see you, but I couldn't hear you. And happy

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Speaker 1: happy Wednesday? Or is it it's tuesday? Isn't it one

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Speaker 1: of those weeks? Been doing like a daily walk in

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Speaker 1: the morning, just to you know, feel like a commune.

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Speaker 1: Should we get started or do you want to? Okay,

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Speaker 1: we should. Maybe let's give him just a couple more

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Speaker 1: minute where you guys calling from let me actually ping

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Speaker 1: him because he did accept, but okay, we can get started.

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Speaker 1: And then when he joins, oh there there you go. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're getting started. Okay, now it's time to start. It's

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show. It is perfect. That's a video that's

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Speaker 1: gone viral on TikTok of a dude doing the open

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Speaker 1: of every Zoom meeting and that's how every Zoom meeting

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Speaker 1: does start. And it's like always the same thing over

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Speaker 1: and over and over again. By the way the word

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Speaker 1: ping to me is the most overuse buzzword in work

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Speaker 1: right now, Yeah, let me ping them real quick. And

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Speaker 1: then they didn't. It's like, well, let me know when

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Speaker 1: you get pinged back. There's a lot of painting going on.

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Speaker 1: Um and that that video has gone viral, but it's

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Speaker 1: it's hilarious and true. Also, a study eighty nine percent

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Speaker 1: of workers would love just one day with no meeting.

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Speaker 1: That would be the life it would be. But would

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Speaker 1: you be more productive at work if there weren't any

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Speaker 1: meetings at all? I think so, Yes, yes, can be

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Speaker 1: an email. Yes, I know there's that joke, but it's true.

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Speaker 1: It is very true. And I hate meetings so much.

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Speaker 1: We work at a big company where they want to

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Speaker 1: have meetings all the time, meeting They want to have

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Speaker 1: meetings to schedule meetings, meetings about meetings, meetings. I feel

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Speaker 1: like the remote thing has actually increased the number of

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Speaker 1: meetings by like, yeah, I feel like it. Sae, Well,

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Speaker 1: do you think that you're more productive than a meeting

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Speaker 1: at like at work or on zoom? I think I'm

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Speaker 1: more productive into meeting at like in person? And how

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Speaker 1: long do you think meetings should be jubile twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Twenty minutes. Yes, I think they should get done in

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes. Everything right, No, I have no idea. I

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Speaker 1: think that they should be shorter. I think they should

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Speaker 1: be like twenty minutes. But the problem is, and I'm

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Speaker 1: guilty of this more than anybody else. People re say

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Speaker 1: the same point over and over and over and over

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Speaker 1: again during meeting, and I do it all the time,

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Speaker 1: and I know myself, I'm like, shut up, that's the

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Speaker 1: fifth time you said it. Everybody's heard that by now.

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Speaker 1: Everybody wants to go, including you, log off. I want

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Speaker 1: to I want to hang up on my own zoom.

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Speaker 1: I think you've actually said that on meetings, even even

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Speaker 1: like okay, I need to shut up, like I've already

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Speaker 1: you guys already know I'm talking about any We're going

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Speaker 1: over a study that eighty nine percent of workers would

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Speaker 1: love just one day with no meetings, and the top

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Speaker 1: things that we hate about meetings are getting their own time,

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Speaker 1: meeting fatigue, and poor planning by the person running them.

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Speaker 1: Another thing about me, because Alex and I am married.

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Speaker 1: If he didn't know that, By the way, I have

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Speaker 1: to say that for new listeners, if you already knew

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Speaker 1: that then sorry about it having to say it all

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Speaker 1: the time, but just for the new listeners, so it

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Speaker 1: makes sense. But we were getting ready and we had

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Speaker 1: a meeting one day in like later on that day,

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Speaker 1: and she was like, um, can you like make an agenda?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I will look up the definition

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Speaker 1: for what that is and then sure, but she's just like,

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Speaker 1: we never have any direction on the meet and then

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Speaker 1: did they go like an hour and a half because

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Speaker 1: it should be like forty five minutes And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: it should be and that's a really good idea. Why

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Speaker 1: has nobody thought of agendas before, like writing down all

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Speaker 1: the key points? And then she's like that happens all

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Speaker 1: the time. It's like, wow, my mind is blown. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a very good corporate employee. I think meetings

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Speaker 1: waste so much time though literally most things could be

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Speaker 1: an email or just a real quick phone call and

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Speaker 1: not even that text message. I was gonna say that too.

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Speaker 1: Let's try that, guys, Let's try that. The key to

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Speaker 1: the future is asynchronous communication. Let me break it down

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Speaker 1: for you. I've worked at a startup before, and there

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Speaker 1: are no meetings that startups. They just ping each other.

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Speaker 1: All of the work that you do is based upon

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Speaker 1: the work that you do. It's not based upon other people.

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Speaker 1: And so there's no requirement for meetings unless you're actually

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Speaker 1: showing somebody and you're walking them through something. That's how

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Speaker 1: it should be. That's exactly how it every startup I've

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Speaker 1: worked for runs. I love that logic me too. And

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Speaker 1: I've always been like that, like, hey, if you're doing

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Speaker 1: your job, cool, right, and then when you're done with

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Speaker 1: your work, go ahead and do something else. But I

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Speaker 1: think the old, like the way, the old school way

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Speaker 1: of doing it is like if you don't with your work,

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Speaker 1: you have to fake it for another four hours, Like

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Speaker 1: act you're working three cups of coffee in the kitchen. Pa, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're actually kind of getting me upset. Now doable because

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Speaker 1: we are the most unproductive group that I have ever

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Speaker 1: been part of. I actually had that conversation on a

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Speaker 1: Zoom meeting the other day. I was like, I don't

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Speaker 1: know how I'm supposed to do all this stuff when

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Speaker 1: I have a was in meetings or when they'm supposed

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Speaker 1: to be on the phone for an hour and a

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Speaker 1: half or two hours or three hours in the afternoon, Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know when to do this. Stuff doesn't always

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Speaker 1: Other people hate meetings too. Everybody complains about meetings, but

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Speaker 1: everybody just keeps scheduling meeting. Right, we should come together

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Speaker 1: as one and talk about it. Let's have a meeting

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Speaker 1: this afternoon, all right. Remember you can follow the show

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Speaker 1: on social media. At the Jewil Show, you can follow

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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at

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Speaker 1: that Dreas, I'm at brad Nowell. The Jewbil Show on

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