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Speaker 1: You don't know me concession I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouth Speaker, Texas seventy eighty five nine two says OnlyFans

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Speaker 2: model here. Ninety nine percent of my clients are the

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Speaker 2: skeezy boyfriends of girls in my friend group who just

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Speaker 2: want to see me take my clothes off. I never

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Speaker 2: thought that, you just God, I always thought it was

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Speaker 2: such a wholesome family website.

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Speaker 3: This is when I'm like, I'm not worth your money.

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Speaker 3: It turned out clients.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought they were all aspiring nurses trying to

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Speaker 2: put themselves through medical school and like just do good

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Speaker 2: in the world.

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Speaker 3: I don't think this is unheard, Jef. This is definitely

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Speaker 3: on the.

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Speaker 1: All of it.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know if I can handle another earth

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Speaker 2: shattering confession from our listener today who wants to use

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Speaker 2: the fake name Simone. Simone, please tell me you have

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Speaker 2: an uplifting secret to share with us today.

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Speaker 3: Have an uplifting only fans account please?

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Speaker 1: I think it's pretty uplifting.

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Speaker 3: Okay, God, I love that.

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Speaker 2: Because the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your uplifting confession.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's more of a life hack or whenever you

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Speaker 1: go to Vegas.

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Speaker 3: Are you masked because you've been counting cards? Is that?

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Speaker 1: What it is? Nothing like that? Nothing like that?

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Speaker 2: Okay, what is it?

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Speaker 1: So me and my friend's actually been doing this for

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Speaker 1: a few years anytime we go to Vegas. Okay, and

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Speaker 1: if you're broke like me and you still want to

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Speaker 1: eat like really really good food like lobster and steak,

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Speaker 1: these really expensive dishes without my gun pay for them.

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Speaker 3: It is so expensive to go to now, it's not

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Speaker 3: there's nothing cheap there.

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Speaker 2: But you said without paying, yes at all?

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Speaker 1: How do you do that? Well, you just go to

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Speaker 1: any of the fancy hotels like the Blagio or the

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Speaker 1: wind Area. Okay, you find the elevator back that goes

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Speaker 1: still to like the highest floors because that's where all

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Speaker 1: the sweets and penthouses are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but don't you have to have a key card

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Speaker 3: to get the elevator to go up there?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes, well, if you wait for someone that already has

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Speaker 1: a key and you're really nicely dressed up, you can

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Speaker 1: just pretend that you also are going up that safe floor, like, oh.

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Speaker 3: My god, I let my key in my room. Guaranteed

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Speaker 3: they'd see me and be like, you just.

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Speaker 1: Got to do your hair and get dressed up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, fellow millionaire here just coming into the.

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Speaker 4: It's either a fellow millionaire or somebody with a gambling

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Speaker 4: problem who gets all their hotels.

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Speaker 2: Toah okay, okay. So you get up to the nice penthouse,

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Speaker 2: sweet floors and then what well, the thing is.

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Speaker 1: Rich people always order room service, but they never eat

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Speaker 1: it all and sometimes don't even touch it.

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Speaker 3: Really wait.

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Speaker 2: Eating explain.

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Speaker 1: So if you go up to these floors at like seven, eight,

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Speaker 1: maybe even nine pm, you'll see if they put their

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Speaker 1: room throo fishes outside of their door to be taken away,

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Speaker 1: and I swear like they never eat all the.

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Speaker 4: Food, and it's like stop there, It's just that, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: shellfish sitting out in the hallway is not solid to eat.

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Speaker 2: Okay, A little silver thing broke.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, shared by god knows who on the other side

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Speaker 3: of the door, where you don't have germs like normalize

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Speaker 3: like bachelor parties in those rooms. You all like yeah together, guys,

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Speaker 3: so what do you do you like take the plate?

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, yeah, I'll bring my own knife so I

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Speaker 1: can cut off any pieces that it looks.

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Speaker 2: Like like smart probably were there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you know, you can usually tell if they

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Speaker 1: like really were into something. Maybe you won't eat that

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Speaker 1: part I found my half.

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Speaker 3: I just picture you as like a really hot hotel rat.

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Speaker 3: Do you convince your girlfriends to do this with you?

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Speaker 1: I don't have to convince them. We all broke.

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Speaker 2: So, yeah, it's going to waste.

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Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, They're so wasteful. They rarely eat any of it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Instead of telling my children they're starving people in the world,

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Speaker 4: I just tell them there's hot girls that need to

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Speaker 4: eat in bagas finish your.

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Speaker 1: Meal exactly exactly.

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Speaker 2: And now actually a lot of the rich guys in

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Speaker 2: Vegas are going to be like, oh my god, there

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Speaker 2: are some poor women who would love the rest of

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Speaker 2: the steak. I'm gonna leave it outside of my door.

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Speaker 3: Maybe they're using it as bait.

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Speaker 2: Of French fries from the elevator to his door.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever got like sick from the Yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: a good question.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: And then it's still the same day. It's not like

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Speaker 2: it's days old. It's a couple of hours.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point. He's right.

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Speaker 2: If it was that old, they would have gotten cleared

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Speaker 2: by the I'm really coming around on this idea.

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Speaker 4: Until you're in the hallway and you get caught taking

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Speaker 4: somebody's food, so humiliating.

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Speaker 1: Well, here's the secret. So I dressed up really nice

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Speaker 1: because obviously no one's good a question like you said,

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Speaker 1: a hot girl who's all dressed up. And sometimes I

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Speaker 1: wear these really big dresses, and I've actually taken some

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Speaker 1: time to sew like a pocket inside and I'll have

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Speaker 1: like a ziplocked bag in there, and so I can

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Speaker 1: take whatever I like and put in that bag inside

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Speaker 1: the pocket.

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Speaker 3: Later I'm going to send you some good discount buffets

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Speaker 3: to visit instead. I am concerned about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want it to count buffet. I want rich

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Speaker 1: people food.

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Speaker 3: I have thirty six shrimp in this clutch right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, have you ever seen a clutch You

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Speaker 1: can't put that many.

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Speaker 3: Marriage a buckets?

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Speaker 2: Insane might be my favorite mass speaker that we've ever

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Speaker 2: had on the ship.

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Speaker 3: I like how she started with. It's an uplifting story.

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Speaker 1: One doesn't go to waste. Two you get to have

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Speaker 1: a great time and eat something delicious. And I got

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Speaker 1: enough money to go back.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it could have been a celebrity. You don't know

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Speaker 2: who's in Vegas.

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Speaker 3: Don't share this story with other people.

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Speaker 2: Brooks just jealous because she didn't think of this. Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's what it is. You keep doing. You simone text

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Speaker 2: in seven eighty five nine too. If you have a

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Speaker 2: confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide your identity,

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Speaker 2: mask your voice, and make you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Your phone taps coming up right after that

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Speaker 4: Frouking Jeffrey in the morning.