Speaker 1: School of Humans. Hey, guys, I just ate a snack.
Speaker 1: Guess what it was. It was my colleagues. Ah, just kidding.
Speaker 1: I mean, I work in podcasting. There is no reason
Speaker 1: for me to have to eat my colleagues as of
Speaker 1: right now. Because the thing is, I also work on
Speaker 1: a true crime show, and sometimes I'm like, are we
Speaker 1: gonna run out of murders? Are we gonna have to
Speaker 1: make our own? Well? I need to cannibalize my fellow
Speaker 1: producers to make exciting content for the hordes of true
Speaker 1: crime fans in order to get on the Apple Podcast charts.
Speaker 1: It's a competitive market. You gotta hustle, you gotta grind
Speaker 1: those bones like my colleagu's bones. Guys, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: Don't cancel me, not this early in the season. But
Speaker 1: I'm only mentioning this because there are some professions throughout
Speaker 1: history where you might find yourself in a situation where
Speaker 1: you have to eat a colleague or two. It might happen. Specifically,
Speaker 1: one profession where this happened was whaling. And I don't
Speaker 1: mean whaling like a banshee after drinking a bottle of
Speaker 1: wine because a guy named Kevin ghosted you. I mean
Speaker 1: being a person who goes out into the ocean and
Speaker 1: hunts and kills whales, beautiful innocent whales with a harpoon.
Speaker 1: That's whale for Please, No, not my brother Jonathan.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I just think that would be funny if like, there
Speaker 1: was a whale out there named Jonathan. That would be like,
Speaker 1: because they're a big, majestic creature. But he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can just call me John. But I do feel
Speaker 1: like being a whaler. I think it's probably pretty stressful job,
Speaker 1: like a lot more stressful than making a widtle podcast,
Speaker 1: because not only do you have to catch a big
Speaker 1: old whale, you also have to be on a boat
Speaker 1: with twenty of the same people for months and months
Speaker 1: and months, and the wi fi is terrible, especially because
Speaker 1: it is the early nineteenth century, and the thing about
Speaker 1: eating your crewmates not only was this a thing that
Speaker 1: happened from time to time, it was also socially acceptable
Speaker 1: because when you're on a boat far out from land,
Speaker 1: anything can happen. You might get lost in the middle
Speaker 1: of the ocean, you might run out of food, you
Speaker 1: might get attacked by a big ass whale who's tired
Speaker 1: of whalers, and your only hope it's arrival. Is eating
Speaker 1: your fellow sailor eating some seamen if you will so, Yes,
Speaker 1: we have finally reached an episode about hannibalism. Cannibalism that
Speaker 1: was deemed necessary because a whale fucked up about they music.
Speaker 1: This is American filth, and I'm your host, Gabby Watts.
Speaker 1: Every week I tell you a filthy story from American history.
Speaker 1: Today's episode see snack. No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: Probably some of you smarty pants had already guessed this,
Speaker 1: but this episode is about the ship the Essex. You
Speaker 1: might know that accounts from its last voyage provided some
Speaker 1: spicy inspiration for Herman Melville's Moby Dick. But I went
Speaker 1: to a public high school. Guys, I didn't read Moby Dick.
Speaker 1: Call me Ishmael. Why my name is Gabby? Anyway, let's
Speaker 1: get into the content before I spiral. The Essex was
Speaker 1: built in Amesbury, Massachusetts. It was a three masted ship
Speaker 1: built from white oak. The wood was known for its strength,
Speaker 1: which is ironic in this case because it's gonna be
Speaker 1: thugged up. Originally, merchants used this ship for trade, but
Speaker 1: then it was turned into a whaling vessel. But whaling
Speaker 1: was dangerous. While the ship itself was large, it had
Speaker 1: to be outfitted with smaller boats. Once a crew spotted
Speaker 1: a whale, they would hop into the smaller boats and
Speaker 1: chase the mammel down. Ropes connected the harpoons to the boat.
Speaker 1: Than when the men had tied the whale down, they
Speaker 1: would kill it with the lance before towing it back
Speaker 1: to the main ship. Blubber and oil, Baby, it makes
Speaker 1: the world go round. The Essex was at first known
Speaker 1: as a lucky vessel. By the time of the adventure
Speaker 1: I'm talking about today, the ship was about twenty years
Speaker 1: old and it had made many successful and profitable voyages.
Speaker 1: The eighty seven foot long vessel was set to sail
Speaker 1: on August twelfth, eighteen nineteen. It carried twenty one men,
Speaker 1: including first time captain George Pollard Junior. Also heading on
Speaker 1: what was supposed to be a two and a half
Speaker 1: to three year voyage was first mate Owen Chase, second
Speaker 1: mate Matthew Joy, and Pollard's cousin Owen Coffin. Coffin was
Speaker 1: about ten years younger than Pollard, and Pollard had promised
Speaker 1: Coffin's mom that he would keep him safe. Ah foreshadowing.
Speaker 1: The plan was to leave Nantucket and head to the
Speaker 1: South Pacific Ocean, but the sea had other plans for
Speaker 1: these guys. Off the bat, they were hit with some
Speaker 1: bad luck. Literally two days into the trip, a storm
Speaker 1: knocked the Essex on its side and the ship got damaged.
Speaker 1: One of the sails was broken, and two whale boats
Speaker 1: were missing. Pollard was like, Yo, we should head back.
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling too good about this trip. His first mate, Chase,
Speaker 1: was like, nah, we're good. I think we should keep going.
Speaker 1: Pollard was like, fine, we'll keep going. The ship was
Speaker 1: able to sail to Cape Horn in a few weeks,
Speaker 1: but the waters around the tip of South America were
Speaker 1: pretty fished out, so off they went again. No whales
Speaker 1: for the Essex. Finally, two months later, the ship spotted
Speaker 1: their first whale south of Rio de Janeiro and YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 1: More traveling was done until they entered the South Pacific,
Speaker 1: and January eighteen twenty the Essex reached the waters of Peru.
Speaker 1: It was only then that they finally started catching the
Speaker 1: big game. The crew caught and killed ten whales. Then
Speaker 1: in late May, Pollard decided to head into deeper waters
Speaker 1: because that had proven lucrative for other whalers. They stopped
Speaker 1: at a little town in Ecuador in September eighteen t
Speaker 1: need to prepare. At that point, one of the dudes
Speaker 1: ditched the crew while they were there, so they ended
Speaker 1: up being one man short. But whatever, it's just one guy,
Speaker 1: what could go wrong. The Essex then headed to Hood
Speaker 1: Island in the Galapagos, where they prepare a leak and restocked,
Speaker 1: and I guess because they were bored or whatever, they
Speaker 1: caught two hundred tortoises rip tortoises. In October eighteen twenty,
Speaker 1: the men arrived at Charles Island. There they collected even
Speaker 1: more tortoises, because two hundred sometimes that's just not enough tortoises.
Speaker 1: And then one of the crew members, as a practical joke,
Speaker 1: set a small fire on the island, and then turns
Speaker 1: out that that small fire would wipe through the entire island.
Speaker 1: It even caused the dudes themselves to turn tail and run.
Speaker 1: Even years later, it remained a charred version of what
Speaker 1: it once was. But you guys know, boys will be boys,
Speaker 1: and boys will ruin an entire ecosystem. But back to
Speaker 1: the store, The ship then left the safety of the
Speaker 1: Galopagos Islands, and this is where the thing started going wayside.
Speaker 1: It's November eighteen twenty and the crew spotted a whale
Speaker 1: on the horizon. Some of the crew members jumped into
Speaker 1: the whaling boats to go catch the whale. But twenty
Speaker 1: three year old Chase, remember the first mate, stayed aboard
Speaker 1: the Essex, and while he was just milling about, he
Speaker 1: spotted some craziness in the distance. He was peering off
Speaker 1: over the ship, like what the heck is that, and
Speaker 1: then he suddenly realized that it was an enormous sperm
Speaker 1: whale making a bee line for the ship. Now, a
Speaker 1: big ass whale coming to attack your boat out in
Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere. That's a big, oh shit moment.
Speaker 1: Chase estimated that the whale swam towards them about three
Speaker 1: knots before smashing into the ship head on with quote
Speaker 1: such an appalling and tremendous jar as nearly threw us
Speaker 1: all on our faces. And now, sperm whales are normally big,
Speaker 1: scaredy cats, but for some reason, this whale was not.
Speaker 1: And some people think the reason that the whale attacked
Speaker 1: is because the hammering that they were doing on the
Speaker 1: ship sounded very similar to the clicks that other mail
Speaker 1: whales make, and so this whale might have been like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: there's another guy in my territory. I gotta go beat
Speaker 1: the shit out of him. Whatever it was, the whale
Speaker 1: wasn't having it. The whale hit the ship a second time,
Speaker 1: taking no mercy. The crew that was still on board
Speaker 1: dropped the additional whaling boats and tried to fill them
Speaker 1: up with navigational tools and bread and water. By the
Speaker 1: time that Pollard and the other whaling boats got back
Speaker 1: to the Essex, it was nothing but a shipwreck. And
Speaker 1: now he and his crew are stranded almost two thousand
Speaker 1: miles out to see and there are not enough rations
Speaker 1: for them to survive. After the break, the real filth
Speaker 1: comes in BRB, and we're back just in time for
Speaker 1: things to turn from bad to worse. Also, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's only fair to warn you up front this
Speaker 1: is where things start getting really gritty, like really gritty,
Speaker 1: so you know, if you need to probably like don't
Speaker 1: eat during this part. It's kind of gross unless you're
Speaker 1: a freak like me. Huh. So anyway, the Essex is destroyed.
Speaker 1: There are three whaling boats left filled with twenty men,
Speaker 1: and each of these boats were only twenty feet long.
Speaker 1: All the dudes are freaked. Pollard is scared as heck.
Speaker 1: At this point they got to make some decisions. Pollard
Speaker 1: wanted to head for what he believed was the closest land,
Speaker 1: the Marquesas and Society Islands, but the rest of the
Speaker 1: crew was like, uh, can live there. I don't want
Speaker 1: to go there, which, lol is going to be very ironic.
Speaker 1: They were like, if we want to survive, we should
Speaker 1: head south with hope that the winds will like move
Speaker 1: our little boats along, or maybe another whaling ship will
Speaker 1: see us. And the thing is, those islands that the
Speaker 1: crew was so afraid of going to supposedly had traders
Speaker 1: traveling to them without any issue. All ten fingers and
Speaker 1: toes intact, promised no missing legs. So instead of going
Speaker 1: there to land, they started heading south, and to no surprise,
Speaker 1: it fucking sucked. The salt water, ruined the bread. They
Speaker 1: had nothing to drink. They were stuck in the sun.
Speaker 1: I mean, you think falling asleep of the beach with
Speaker 1: no sunscreenings the bad. They were just out in the
Speaker 1: sun on a boat. Crispy and then if that wasn't
Speaker 1: bad enough, Pollard ship got attacked again. People aren't one
Speaker 1: hundred percent sure, but it's assumed that it was a
Speaker 1: killer whale this time. If so, that leaves the score
Speaker 1: whales to human zero. I can hear the thunderous applause
Speaker 1: from the depths of the ocean. Yes. They eventually belly
Speaker 1: flopped onto land two weeks later at Henderson Island. Other
Speaker 1: than some fresh water, there was like no food. They
Speaker 1: were there for a week. Three men chos stay behind
Speaker 1: to test their luck on the island, but the rest
Speaker 1: of them decided to hit the high seas again, which
Speaker 1: is going to be a massive mistake. It's mid December
Speaker 1: and the remaining crew have been at sea for weeks,
Speaker 1: and then when it gets to January, the lack of
Speaker 1: rations takes its toll. The first person to die, ironically,
Speaker 1: is one of the men who voted against sailing to
Speaker 1: the closest islands for the fear of cannibals. It's January tenth,
Speaker 1: eighteen twenty eight. Second mate Matthew Joy meets his untimely demise.
Speaker 1: He's given a true sailor's burial and his body is
Speaker 1: tossed to the sea. Obet Hendrix takes command of the
Speaker 1: small whaling boat. The next day, a storm separated first
Speaker 1: mate Chase's boat from Hendrickson Pollard. Chase's boat started out
Speaker 1: having the worst luck. On January twentieth, the first of
Speaker 1: Chase's small crew dies. It was a normal death, nothing
Speaker 1: weird to see there, just a normal starvation, dehydration, exhaustion death.
Speaker 1: But then three weeks later, Isaac Cole dies and he
Speaker 1: did not go easy into that dark knight. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: he went batshit crazy at that point, though, who could
Speaker 1: blame the guy. None of these men had had a
Speaker 1: substantial meal or water for weeks and had been staring
Speaker 1: at the same endless blue for months. But back to
Speaker 1: Cole and whatever was still functioning in that head of
Speaker 1: his he stands up, asks for a dinner napkin, and
Speaker 1: then falls into convulsion. By the next morning, he's as
Speaker 1: dead as a doornail wire doornails dead, I don't know.
Speaker 1: At this point, Chase asked the rest of his crew.
Speaker 1: He was like, so, do you guys want to eat
Speaker 1: this body or what? And not a single person objected.
Speaker 1: He actually wrote about this in his book Shipwreck of
Speaker 1: the Whale ship Essex, and in that book he described
Speaker 1: the cannibalism. He said, the men quote separated limbs from
Speaker 1: his body and cut all the flesh from the bones,
Speaker 1: after which we opened the body, took out the heart,
Speaker 1: and then closed it again, sewed it up as decently
Speaker 1: as we could, and committed it to the sea. Then,
Speaker 1: just to be civilized, they used a flat stone upon
Speaker 1: which they roasted the man's organs. Talk about a spread.
Speaker 1: It was time to feast. Chase also wrote about how
Speaker 1: they cut the dead man into thin strips. Some of
Speaker 1: those strips were hung on the boat to dry in
Speaker 1: the sun so they could have food for later, just
Speaker 1: a little sailor jerky. After this cannibalism, this left three
Speaker 1: remaining men on Chase's boat. As for Hendrick's crew, his
Speaker 1: men fell like dominoes. From January twentieth to the twenty seventh.
Speaker 1: Three of Hendrick's men died and all three of them
Speaker 1: were eaten. Their names were Laws and Thomas, Charles Schorter
Speaker 1: and Isaac Sheppard. And since Hendricks and Pollard's boats were
Speaker 1: so close together, the human hamburger helper was shared all around.
Speaker 1: And this is also when things are getting even more
Speaker 1: fucked up because loss in Charles and Isaac, all of
Speaker 1: them were black. And then on Pollard's boat, another black
Speaker 1: man died. His name was Samuel Reid. He died on
Speaker 1: January twenty eighth. He was also eaten. And now historians
Speaker 1: aren't sure if this was all a coincidence, the fact
Speaker 1: that all the black crew members died, but I think
Speaker 1: we can speculate that based on the rest of the
Speaker 1: history of the United States of America, it maybe was not.
Speaker 1: As of beating your shipmates wasn't bad enough. Another storm
Speaker 1: came through the next day and sent Hendrick's boat one
Speaker 1: way and Pollard's the other. Now each whaling ship was
Speaker 1: left to fend for itself. There were four men left
Speaker 1: on Pollard's boat, but the men decided if they didn't
Speaker 1: eat they would die. It's been nine weeks since the
Speaker 1: Essex took a nose dive into the sea with the
Speaker 1: help of the whale, and it was teenager Charles Ramsdale
Speaker 1: who suggested that they do the custom of the sea. Now,
Speaker 1: this was an old sea custom that dated back to
Speaker 1: the first half of the seven venteenth century. It's the
Speaker 1: idea that if sailors found themselves stranded in remote waters
Speaker 1: with no food or water, the public would be sympathetic
Speaker 1: to cannibalism as a way to survive. Basically, if a
Speaker 1: shipwrecked sailor acknowledged that they had eaten human flesh to survive,
Speaker 1: everyone would be like, ah, that's fine. Sailors would draw
Speaker 1: straws to see who is going to be the next
Speaker 1: pig on a stick. But of course, like with most things,
Speaker 1: that's not really how it went. It was the survival
Speaker 1: of the fittest, with the strong preying on the weak.
Speaker 1: If it was passengers versus sailors, passengers got eaten first.
Speaker 1: Boys were eaten before men, and of course if you
Speaker 1: were black, you were eating before your white counterparts. Also,
Speaker 1: everything else had to be consumed before resorting to eating
Speaker 1: each other, like everything shoes, candles, leather goods, blankets, What
Speaker 1: doesn't hit that spot like a good cotton blanket, yum yum.
Speaker 1: The dead also had to be eaten first, you know,
Speaker 1: if they hadn't already been dropped as fish food. So
Speaker 1: with the drawing straw system, though, the person who would
Speaker 1: draw the shortest straw was the person who got eaten,
Speaker 1: and then whoever drew the second shortest straw would be
Speaker 1: the one who has to kill the guy with the
Speaker 1: shortest straw. All very straightforward. Those are the rules. So
Speaker 1: back to Pollard's small crew. There are four of them left,
Speaker 1: and Ramsdell says, yo, dudes, we need to draw the straws.
Speaker 1: Everyone agrees, and then, in a wild twist of fate,
Speaker 1: Ohen Coffin, Pollard's younger cousin, draws the short straw in Ramsdell,
Speaker 1: who was Coffin's friend, draws the second shortest. Pollard is upset.
Speaker 1: Coffin is family, and remember he had promised Coffin's mother
Speaker 1: that he'd get the kid back in one piece, and
Speaker 1: now he's like, I gotta eat him. Fuck. Pollard offered
Speaker 1: to take Coffin's place. The Coffin refused. He was like, nah, man,
Speaker 1: I got the short straw. This is how it goes.
Speaker 1: I just hope you get to eat all the juicy bits.
Speaker 1: Ramsey was also not happy about this. He didn't want
Speaker 1: to shoot his friend again. This was also weird because
Speaker 1: they had a fourth guy on the boat who evidently
Speaker 1: had no problem with any of this. I mean, they
Speaker 1: could have probably just ganged up on him and eaten him,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. They're like, we gotta believe in
Speaker 1: the straws. I guess it took a long time for
Speaker 1: Ramsdell to pull the trigger. In fact, Coffin kind of
Speaker 1: had to encourage him to do it, and so they
Speaker 1: killed him and they ate him hmm, cousin Jerky. As
Speaker 1: for the other sailor who was with Pollard's small crew,
Speaker 1: he died and was eaten five days later. By this time,
Speaker 1: three hundred miles separated chasing Pollard's boat, and Pollard is
Speaker 1: faring way worse. Now there's only him and Ramsdell. Not
Speaker 1: a great thought. Then they're so hungry that they're trying
Speaker 1: to break up their crewmate's bone once it gets their narrow.
Speaker 1: Now it's almost the end of February. They're floating out
Speaker 1: in the middle of the ocean, when suddenly an American
Speaker 1: ship comes into view. It's called the Dauphin. The crew
Speaker 1: on the boat spot him and Ramsdell, but they were
Speaker 1: so far gone at this point that they're like, no,
Speaker 1: we don't like this. We want to be left out
Speaker 1: to sea, leave us alone. Who are these devils? When
Speaker 1: the crew members of the Dauphin picked them up, Pollard
Speaker 1: and Ramsdell stuffed their pockets with their dead crewmates bones,
Speaker 1: and it's said that the delirious men were seen sucking
Speaker 1: the bones of their dead messmates, which with they were
Speaker 1: loathed to part. So Pollard and Ramsdell have been saved.
Speaker 1: A week or earlier, after eighty nine days at sea,
Speaker 1: Chase's crew was spotted by the English ship the Indian,
Speaker 1: and its three crew members were rescued. So as of now,
Speaker 1: from the twenty men that were on the Essex, five
Speaker 1: of them have survived the unforgiving seas. The two many
Speaker 1: crews were reunited in Valparaiso, Chili. Once they were there,
Speaker 1: the Australian ship Surrey was sent to see if the
Speaker 1: three guys who had stayed on that island were alive,
Speaker 1: and lo and bold, all three dudes had made it
Speaker 1: unlike their counterparts. They'd been cooking up shellfish and bird eggs.
Speaker 1: On April ninth, eighteen twenty one, they were officially rescued.
Speaker 1: I'm sure the others were feeling some sort of way
Speaker 1: about that. Oh, you didn't have to eat your fellow
Speaker 1: crew mates. Okay, fine, but what about Hendrick's boat? The
Speaker 1: guy who took over after second mate Joy died well,
Speaker 1: no one really knows. A third boat was found years
Speaker 1: later on Deucyland with three skeletons. However, no one knows
Speaker 1: for sure if it was Hendricks Bolk. It's never been proven.
Speaker 1: When the remaining crew made it back to Nantucket, pretty
Speaker 1: much everyone forgave them. Oh you had to eat our
Speaker 1: friends and family to survive, Cuca, cucka cool. No, I
Speaker 1: totally understand that. I support you. That's fine. Remember it's
Speaker 1: the custom of the sea. It's a get out of
Speaker 1: jail free card. But the one person who wasn't getting
Speaker 1: high fives for being back it was Pollard. Because Pollard
Speaker 1: they saw him in a different way because Pollard he
Speaker 1: ate his cousin and apparently that's too far. This was
Speaker 1: viewed as gastronomic incests and it was totally inappropriate. I
Speaker 1: love rules. This is crazy anyway. I'm sure none of
Speaker 1: them really felt great about eating people. But after they
Speaker 1: got back Chase he actually became a writer. He wrote
Speaker 1: the narrative of the most Extraordinary and Distressing Shipwreck of
Speaker 1: the whale ship Essex, and the thing is Chase. He
Speaker 1: actually went on to keep killing whales in the Pacific.
Speaker 1: It was also a ladies man. He got married four times,
Speaker 1: and his second wife was actually the widow of Matthew Joy.
Speaker 1: Remember Joy was Chase's second mate on the Essex and
Speaker 1: the first dude to kick the can. Chase retired in
Speaker 1: eighteen forty before dying in eighteen sixty nine. And the
Speaker 1: thing is, before his death he went completely insane and
Speaker 1: began hoarding food in his attic. And here's what happened
Speaker 1: to the other guys. Captain Thomas Nickerson, who survived. He
Speaker 1: kept working as a mate on whaling boats until he
Speaker 1: and his wife went back to Nantucket during the eighteen seventies.
Speaker 1: And like Chase, he also wrote about what happened, but
Speaker 1: he lost the notebook, but the account was actually found
Speaker 1: and then published in nineteen eighty four. Then there's Captain
Speaker 1: Charles Ramsdell, who also kept sailing on whaling ships. Then
Speaker 1: there's Captain Benjamin Lawis he continued whaling as well, along
Speaker 1: with some other side hustles. The thing is, it's crazy
Speaker 1: that these guys kept whaling. I feel like after I
Speaker 1: ate someone, I'd probably not want to be at sever again.
Speaker 1: But Pollard he also was a captain again on another ship,
Speaker 1: this one called the two brothers and Niggerson and Ramsell.
Speaker 1: They chose to once again bored under Pollard's command, but
Speaker 1: after being in the ocean for fifteen months, the two
Speaker 1: brothers hit a coral reef during a storm, and again
Speaker 1: the whole crew was stuck on small boats in the
Speaker 1: middle of the ocean, but luckily they were rescued the
Speaker 1: next day. After the wreck of the two brothers, Pollard's
Speaker 1: career tanked. He was considered bad luck and never went
Speaker 1: whaling again. He did one more voyage in the merchant service,
Speaker 1: but then was like, man, I'm good and then he
Speaker 1: just stayed in Nantucket to work as a grocer for
Speaker 1: a few years and then a constable for thirteen years.
Speaker 1: People seem to like him despite his bad luck. He
Speaker 1: was married for more than fifty years and then died
Speaker 1: in eighteen seventy. However, the Essex, obviously that stayed with him.
Speaker 1: Pollard would spend every anniversary of the Essex wreck in
Speaker 1: his room, fasting in honor of his dead crew. As always,
Speaker 1: we learn a lesson from American filth, and that lesson
Speaker 1: is did you guys get that? It says, give me
Speaker 1: back my brother Jonathan. American filled is a production of
Speaker 1: School of Humans and iHeart Podcast. This episode was hosted
Speaker 1: and sound designed by Me Gabby Watson, written by Miranda Hawkins.
Speaker 1: The theme song is by me and Jesse Niswanger. Our
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