Speaker 1: Welcome back.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you what I was here two days ago.
Speaker 1: I understand you told me that you came up here,
Speaker 1: brought the family, showed them around. Did you come in
Speaker 1: here and show them the That's why the Sore Losers
Speaker 1: is on the screen.
Speaker 3: Had to show that off.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. We could show all of our listeners
Speaker 1: on the web, but we don't ever do the cameras.
Speaker 1: As Berlason pointed out, it was like the Broncos offense.
Speaker 1: I said, it's hard to watch and he goes sort
Speaker 1: of like the Sred Losers podcast on YouTube.
Speaker 3: That's funny, I laughed.
Speaker 1: I said, well played, well played. And I mean, I
Speaker 1: have so many stories roll from this trip, this Thanksgiving Holiday,
Speaker 1: the break, the adventure to North Carolina, Thanksgiving Day, the
Speaker 1: adventure back. But I'm gonna tell you I am so annoyed.
Speaker 1: I sat down last night to watch football, and I mean,
Speaker 1: if Chris collins Worth, I was about to jump out
Speaker 1: a window.
Speaker 3: Where'd you say, Mariatta or what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Marcus Mariota, Mariota, Mario Ta, Mario Ta? And he was
Speaker 1: so im ta ta? How do you say it?
Speaker 3: Mariota, Mariota Mario Ta he lived here.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he lived here. Apparently he's Asian now Mario.
Speaker 1: I thought he was Hawaiian, but now he's Asian. Mario
Speaker 1: Ta Ta. I mean it was like, dude, stop Marcus
Speaker 1: mariot Ta Ta Ta. And I was like, am I
Speaker 1: the only one hearing this? This is the first time
Speaker 1: I've ever heard it pronounced this way? And he I
Speaker 1: thought he was being funny at first, but he did
Speaker 1: it over and over and over, and it was so
Speaker 1: over the top that I almost had to put the
Speaker 1: damn thing on mute.
Speaker 3: Somebody had to have recorded it.
Speaker 1: Somebody had to Mario ta.
Speaker 3: Every time that he had the ball.
Speaker 1: Every Oh, Mario Ta, it throws the ball, Maryota throws
Speaker 1: the ball. What are we doing? Oh? Nice run by Mariota.
Speaker 3: Did he have to possess the ball a lot? So
Speaker 3: you were hearing it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was a very weird. I just
Speaker 1: knock some things over. I wish I'd recorded it. I
Speaker 1: didn't even think about that Ray. That would have been
Speaker 1: so smart.
Speaker 3: And I'm curious was Jaydeon Daniels? What happened to him?
Speaker 1: He dislocated his elbow?
Speaker 3: Man, you can still play? What arm? Left arm. I
Speaker 3: don't think he's right handed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you can play here we go,
Speaker 1: you ready, let's see here.
Speaker 2: It is hard to come up with a scheme that's
Speaker 2: goin to chumps to the quarterback against.
Speaker 3: Second to the thirty four yard line.
Speaker 1: So they moved to town their well.
Speaker 2: Marion tells in posision of trying to make a play,
Speaker 2: Billy guys jumped past his picks.
Speaker 3: By the veteran Dray Green left Jaydon Daniels choose from
Speaker 3: the back.
Speaker 2: So Marcus Mariota is one of MARTA's guys playing quarterback.
Speaker 2: But this was really unsmart.
Speaker 1: He's gonna run up, jump.
Speaker 2: Up in the air, have no vision War three to
Speaker 2: play whatsoever, and throw it right into the hands of
Speaker 2: green Law. That is just you cannot even come up
Speaker 2: with an.
Speaker 1: Excuse for that.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I mean, it wasn't as bad as you said.
Speaker 1: Number six on the season for Mariota.
Speaker 3: That was Trico.
Speaker 1: No, No, that was Trico. But I'm telling you Collinsworth
Speaker 1: was the one doing Mario ta Mario ta Mariota. I'm
Speaker 1: never gonna look at him the same again. Every time
Speaker 1: I see Mariota, I'm gonna say, Mario ta Mariota. It
Speaker 1: was the most annoying thing in the world.
Speaker 3: We'll already put my Mario Ta jersey on the dead
Speaker 3: skeleton for Halloween. Titans have died seasons over. We are
Speaker 3: the worst sports city in America right now. We have
Speaker 3: the worst hockey team and the worst football team. That's
Speaker 3: a round of applause for the city of Nashville. But
Speaker 3: we got the number one party.
Speaker 1: Scene and we got the number one podcast convention in February.
Speaker 1: So that's a good idea, well said, Yeah, now let's
Speaker 1: start the show, because I do believe our last show
Speaker 1: we never started.
Speaker 3: The show doesn't matter nobody. Nobody needs to know what
Speaker 3: show they're listening to. It just needs to be people
Speaker 3: they're talking to. Boom Boomer said, he listened to us
Speaker 3: for two hours on the way home to Michigan. So
Speaker 3: kids are listening again.
Speaker 1: That's what I like to hear, because we listened to
Speaker 1: us zero on the way home from North Carolina zero
Speaker 1: percent zero. Did we hear the podcast six seven?
Speaker 3: That's so the kids will listen. Oh, all right, we're
Speaker 3: gonna do it live six seven.
Speaker 1: Oh the what too, soul Loser? What up? Everybody? I
Speaker 1: am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
Speaker 1: give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
Speaker 1: pretty much a spool or genius, y'all.
Speaker 3: It's Sisan Ray Mundo from the North. I'm an alpha male.
Speaker 3: I live on the north side of Nashville with Baser
Speaker 3: at the family in town. We were all there in
Speaker 3: the country. It was awesome. We got two point two
Speaker 3: kids at Vanderbilt. We will release a secret about that
Speaker 3: little story of our of our our lives on a
Speaker 3: three minute post podcast post that's gonna come at the
Speaker 3: very end of this one. But yeah, we got what
Speaker 3: do we have? Two point three three three three three acres?
Speaker 3: And I have a heart attack when I'm seventy two.
Speaker 3: If any of that made any sense, probably not over
Speaker 3: to you, man.
Speaker 1: Oh Ray, let me tell you about Thanksgiving? Man, what
Speaker 1: what a trip to North Carolina? I mean, it was
Speaker 1: so awesome.
Speaker 3: Wait did you go there because bones new favorite teams,
Speaker 3: the Panthers.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's not why I went. I went because
Speaker 1: my wife's aunt lives in North Carolina. So I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, holidays with my wife's family. Let's go
Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving. Here's the problem, it was a three bedroom house.
Speaker 3: Okay, Comb's lived there. Now Luke Combs doesn't live.
Speaker 1: There, but my wife's aunt lives there. Then my in
Speaker 1: laws were there. That's three people. My family is five,
Speaker 1: that's eight people. More like outlaws, that's eight people. My
Speaker 1: sister in law that's nine people. My wife's cousin, her husband,
Speaker 1: two kids. That's thirteen people.
Speaker 3: Stop.
Speaker 1: My wife's brother, his wife and two kids. How many
Speaker 1: people is that right? Seventeen people six seven in one house. Yeah, see,
Speaker 1: I'm not and I am a.
Speaker 3: Huge proponent for no more than five to ten people
Speaker 3: in a normal size house. We just because it's a
Speaker 3: holiday doesn't mean we need people sleeping on the floors.
Speaker 1: I've been saying it forever. Oh so, we had air
Speaker 1: mattresses of plenty all over the place. Didn't have enough
Speaker 1: pillows for everyone in the house. I had to use
Speaker 1: a stack of towels for a pillow. Well it's better
Speaker 1: than what the guy down in the street slept on
Speaker 1: last that's a great point. At least I had heat
Speaker 1: in this house. Oh wait, it was so freaking cold
Speaker 1: in the mountains of North Carolina once I got there.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's beautiful. A week I get there, it's in
Speaker 1: the forties and I'm bundled up, freezing my off.
Speaker 3: Were you guys ready to make it warm? Eat?
Speaker 1: Not with that many people in the house, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Could you squeeze one of those in?
Speaker 1: No, couldn't have any privacy whatsoever. I mean, heck's sleeping
Speaker 1: on couches. I mean people sleeping in the middle of
Speaker 1: the floor, tripping over an animal, you know, got the
Speaker 1: dog with us, Pure pandemonium.
Speaker 3: You can't ever get your toothbrush. Oh yeah, yeah, I'll
Speaker 3: just shower with the little kid.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah. Oh no, No, my kids only took
Speaker 1: what they were there for a week. They only took
Speaker 1: one shower.
Speaker 3: Smart. I mean they're only playing around all day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're only playing around all day, and you don't
Speaker 1: want to stop the fun to have time to shower.
Speaker 1: So like it's like, hey, guys, just whatever, it's it's
Speaker 1: ten o'clock. We don't need a shower. We'll shower tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Then the next day it's like ten thirty day, Ah,
Speaker 1: I don't worry, we'll shower the next day. Then it's
Speaker 1: like nine thirty, Ah, I will shower the next day.
Speaker 1: So they showered last night when they got home, So
Speaker 1: your house smells like North Carolina basically got clothes strown everywhere.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, all right, we gotta get to bed.
Speaker 1: We gotta get to bed. But anyway, so I get
Speaker 1: there Wednesday night, you know what I mean, all excited.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do this. It's gonna be so fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: show up. Everybody's already had dinner. They saved me a
Speaker 1: good two and a half slices of pizza that they
Speaker 1: had on Wednesday night.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: Thanks, that's really gonna fill me up.
Speaker 3: You flew or drove.
Speaker 1: I flew family drove earlier because the kids were off
Speaker 1: school all week.
Speaker 3: Been there. So what Muff's coming up a day early. Cool,
Speaker 3: I'll be at work for the next three days.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So that was that. I was like, all right, Cools,
Speaker 1: we get there and we wake up on Thanksgiving? All right?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 1: Oh man, you're good. Get there on you know, they
Speaker 1: wake up Thanksgiving and we're just hanging out at the house,
Speaker 1: kind of have some little snacks for breakfast. Eat some
Speaker 1: castle roll with eggs and sausage, and I don't know
Speaker 1: what else is in it, but it was good cheese,
Speaker 1: maybe some potatoes. Maybe hash browns is what's in there?
Speaker 1: Tater tots. I don't know. My wife made it. It's
Speaker 1: not the custom bubble bread that I'm used to that
Speaker 1: I love. That is a family tradition of mine.
Speaker 3: Bubba bubba bubble bubble bread.
Speaker 1: No, they didn't bother to get the ingredients to make
Speaker 1: bubble bread, so we can have it for the morning.
Speaker 1: But that's okay. I'm not upset about that. We'll just
Speaker 1: move on. We'll have this cast role, no big deal.
Speaker 1: Then the kids are like, hey, Dad, let's go on
Speaker 1: a hike. Let's go on a hike.
Speaker 3: Do it? Said?
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, your great idea. The ladies are in there,
Speaker 1: you know, they're making the Thanksgiving sides, and we'll come
Speaker 1: back and we'll fry the turkey when we get back.
Speaker 3: You're doing that.
Speaker 1: We were gonna do it on the back porch, right,
Speaker 1: do the fry turkey. You know it's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: Women are in there making the you know, sweet potatoes,
Speaker 1: the mashed potatoes, the green beans, the whatever else they're making.
Speaker 1: So we decide we're gonna take the dog with us
Speaker 1: and we're gonna walk a little bit. And it's like
Speaker 1: a they want to go hike down to some waterfalls.
Speaker 3: Case you get lost. Is it too cold to hike?
Speaker 1: No, it's like forty five degrees and you're gonna go
Speaker 1: with kids? Yeah, we went with a four year old. No,
Speaker 1: two four year olds, one of them is about to
Speaker 1: turn five, a five year old, two seven year olds,
Speaker 1: the one to seven year old's about to be eight.
Speaker 1: And three adult males.
Speaker 3: Okay, the three men. You can wrangle them.
Speaker 1: We can wrangle them. And we took the dog in
Speaker 1: case you guys need help. No, just because get them out,
Speaker 1: burn some energy. Be fun to go up and down
Speaker 1: some mountain with a.
Speaker 3: Dog, right. I wore a white shirt in case we
Speaker 3: ran into trouble.
Speaker 1: And it's really supposed to be about a mile maybe
Speaker 1: a little over a mile hike down to this waterfall
Speaker 1: and back. Really forty five minutes, that's about it, and
Speaker 1: we'll be back no problem. So we start hiking down
Speaker 1: to the waterfall. Kids are having so much fun, but
Speaker 1: there's a couple bridges. The dog is scared to go
Speaker 1: over the bridges, so I have to pick them up
Speaker 1: because they're like little thin log bridges over water.
Speaker 3: I've been to Costa Rica before.
Speaker 1: So I got to carry the dog over the bridges
Speaker 1: and we go down to the waterfall and we're throwing
Speaker 1: rocks in the water and throwing sticks in there and
Speaker 1: watching it go down and so fun. Then my brother
Speaker 1: in law was like, all right, we go this way
Speaker 1: to get back, like, all right, cool. So we start walking.
Speaker 3: And this is terrifying. This brings back memories.
Speaker 1: And just say, you know, we brought no water, no snacks, bro,
Speaker 1: you need me in the woods. And now we've been
Speaker 1: going about an hour and thirty minutes.
Speaker 3: This is terrifying. This is my biggest fear. And I
Speaker 3: think we go this way. All right, cool, we'll go
Speaker 3: that way, go that way. Oh no, I.
Speaker 1: Think we're going back down the mountain. Maybe we should
Speaker 1: go this way. All right, let's go that way. I
Speaker 1: didn't go that way.
Speaker 3: It is getting a little bit colder out here.
Speaker 1: And now we've been going two hours. She and we
Speaker 1: got no water, got no nothing. And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, And you know, I told you it's
Speaker 1: probably about a mile a little over a mile hike
Speaker 1: to the waterfalling back. Correct, we're now at three point
Speaker 1: seventy five miles we've gone, so you've been lost for
Speaker 1: a mile and a half. Yeah, we are just in there.
Speaker 1: And finally we're just walking on a trail and we
Speaker 1: don't know and he's like, let me run ahead and
Speaker 1: see what's over on this side. No outside goes back
Speaker 1: down the mountain. Let's go this way. Start walking that way.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, that's going back down again. Guys,
Speaker 1: that's down again. Like both sides are going down. We're
Speaker 1: going we're on the wrong path.
Speaker 3: You've carried the dog over a bridge now ten times.
Speaker 1: And we can see a house about two hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty yards straight up the mountain.
Speaker 3: Go to it.
Speaker 1: And we said, guys, it is time to leave the
Speaker 1: beaten path. We are not going to follow one of
Speaker 1: these trails for another minute. We're gonna go straight up
Speaker 1: this mountain through the woods, unpathed. Don't know what's lying
Speaker 1: beneath these leaves and these fallen tree. But we have
Speaker 1: been gone for two hours now and we are at
Speaker 1: three point nine five miles hiked with two four year olds,
Speaker 1: a five year old and two seven year old and
Speaker 1: a dog with no water, and we're like, let's just
Speaker 1: go look.
Speaker 3: On a tree. You can always tell the moss grows
Speaker 3: on the north side.
Speaker 1: I could see the sunlight, so I was trying to
Speaker 1: head towards the sunlight. But whatever path we got on,
Speaker 1: it was gonna take us around the side of a mountain.
Speaker 3: I don't know, listen for traffic too.
Speaker 1: I understand that all I could hear was the water
Speaker 1: going down waterfalls.
Speaker 3: That's not gonna be very helpful.
Speaker 1: No it's not. It's pretty, but it's pretty loud to
Speaker 1: find your way. And we were like, I hope these
Speaker 1: people don't mind us just climbing right through their backyard
Speaker 1: because we're coming.
Speaker 3: We got to out of three grown men. You guys
Speaker 3: all had to tuck your tail.
Speaker 1: We had to tuck our tail. Admit, we were lost,
Speaker 1: no cell phone service, so it's not like we could
Speaker 1: do anything about it, like try to pull up a
Speaker 1: map and figure our way out. We're in the middle
Speaker 1: of a mountain.
Speaker 3: You guys got burrs all over you.
Speaker 1: And my brother was always like, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: a good idea just to go straight up the mountain, Like,
Speaker 1: we got no choice, man, these kids are getting tired.
Speaker 1: We're at three point ninety five miles. We got no choice, man.
Speaker 3: Okay, you listen to me.
Speaker 1: Don't you give up on me. Promise me, you're never
Speaker 1: gonna let go. Promise me, you're never gonna let go.
Speaker 1: And we just hiked the two hundred to two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty yards straight up the mountain into the backyard,
Speaker 1: around to the front, up the driveway, onto the street,
Speaker 1: and we are able to get cell phone service. We
Speaker 1: are now at four point oh two miles. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: didn't go the right or ute that we have been hiking.
Speaker 1: And we put in the GPS the house. We are
Speaker 1: one mile from the house if you walk the roads.
Speaker 1: We weren't gonna be able to walk it. Man, the
Speaker 1: kids were tired, right. We called an uber's twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: What'd you think we did? So we dropped a print
Speaker 1: a pin, sent it to the group text and said
Speaker 1: send the vehicles, Send the vehicles.
Speaker 3: But at least you're at safety though, That's all I
Speaker 3: can say.
Speaker 1: And I mean, we're just camped out in front of
Speaker 1: some people's.
Speaker 3: Houses, so as you go inside or no.
Speaker 1: No, we didn't go in their houses.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: And we just there was one guy out in the front, Hey,
Speaker 1: how's it going. I was like, hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1: And here comes my wife, Here comes my sister in law.
Speaker 1: They brought two vehicles to rescue the stranded hikers.
Speaker 3: I thought we were looking.
Speaker 1: At each other like, all right, which one are we
Speaker 1: gonna eat? Which one are we gonna eat? Man, we've
Speaker 1: been gone. We were gone for two hours and thirty
Speaker 1: two minutes, with a total hike of four point zero
Speaker 1: one miles.
Speaker 3: You were red. That was pilgrims Man before we stole
Speaker 3: it from the Native Americans. That's crazy. You gotta be careful.
Speaker 3: Never go on a hike without water and food. That's
Speaker 3: all those people die at Joshua Tree and then the
Speaker 3: temperatures change and that's how you die.
Speaker 1: Oh dah's just gonna be a straight to the waterfall
Speaker 1: and back from the waterfall.
Speaker 3: Bro, I didn't even know your story. And I said,
Speaker 3: white shirt sos, because I know how that goes. When
Speaker 3: you're in the woods, you get freakin' lost. It's confusing
Speaker 3: as hell. We'd go look at woods all the time
Speaker 3: with my dad and sometimes he would get lost. But
Speaker 3: then he's better with directions than us. It's terrifying when
Speaker 3: you get turned around.
Speaker 1: I just assumed that my brother in law, he said, oh,
Speaker 1: I know where we're going, So I just figured he knew.
Speaker 1: And we got to one point where there was two
Speaker 1: signs that said trail that way, trail that way, didn't
Speaker 1: say which trail it was, just said trail. So that
Speaker 1: onen't good. And then you got baby box chiming in, No, Dad,
Speaker 1: I think we need to go this way, Like, how
Speaker 1: the hell do you know which way to go? Son?
Speaker 1: You ain't ever been in these dang woods. Actually, Dad,
Speaker 1: we came in these woods yesterday. You got here. Oh, oh,
Speaker 1: my bad, So maybe you do know a little bit.
Speaker 3: I should have listened to my kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I should have listened to the seven year old.
Speaker 1: But my brother in law like, oh, here's a red path,
Speaker 1: but I think we're supposed to be on the Orange path.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't remember which one we came in. We were lost, man,
Speaker 1: we were lost in the woods.
Speaker 3: Been there. I've been there a handful of times. It
Speaker 3: is terrifying. I wish that upon nobody. It's not lost
Speaker 3: on Broadway in booze in the bottle. It's lost, and
Speaker 3: you have no idea where you're going, not in life,
Speaker 3: but physically where you're going. It's it's one of the
Speaker 3: most terrifying feelings.
Speaker 1: So it felt good to be rescued. They pulled up
Speaker 1: in the vehicles and we told them in the text
Speaker 1: bringing water. We haven't had water, and the kids down
Speaker 1: some water. We got in the vehicles.
Speaker 3: We drove the.
Speaker 1: One mile home, and that one mile home was a
Speaker 1: lot of big hills. It would have been treachery. It
Speaker 1: would have been tough for the kids to make it.
Speaker 1: They would have been exhausted. But afterwards the kids were like, man,
Speaker 1: that was so fun. We got lost. Can we get
Speaker 1: lost again later? Can we get lost again later? They
Speaker 1: didn't realize that we hyped four miles. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not talking like a little nice easy path. We're talking
Speaker 1: up elevation, down elevator. And they were warriors out there.
Speaker 3: Yep. What with the being lost? The kids, they the
Speaker 3: dads at the dinner table later on, we're lucky, John,
Speaker 3: I know we are, Jim.
Speaker 1: It was just great to be home. And then the
Speaker 1: day got even better because then it's time to fry
Speaker 1: the turkey. And I'll tell you all about it right
Speaker 1: after this. So you get the turkey things set up
Speaker 1: on the back porch, A right here we go. Let's
Speaker 1: get that turkey. They've been you know, falling the turkey
Speaker 1: and you get the friar stands set up.
Speaker 3: But are you doing it or is somebody else man
Speaker 3: handling it. I've just never heard you cooking a turkey before.
Speaker 1: Now it's really the father in law. He's gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I'm not really caring to do it.
Speaker 3: Whatever my situation. Father in law brought over the turkey.
Speaker 3: Brother in law brought over the ham.
Speaker 1: There you go, there you go. There was no ham
Speaker 1: at ours. Unfortunately. I love ham, but we did not
Speaker 1: have ham. And we go out there. We're like, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll get it all set up. Let's light this suckers.
Speaker 1: If you like ham, love him.
Speaker 3: I got a piece of ham in the fridge. It
Speaker 3: is the best ham I've ever had. And I would
Speaker 3: be willing to cook you up some and you try
Speaker 3: it live. Man.
Speaker 1: I love him.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: Ham is my favorite.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: It's my absolute favor, dude.
Speaker 3: It's the most phenomenal ham I've ever had.
Speaker 1: Ham is so much better than turkey.
Speaker 3: Hey, am, I am ray. I love doctor Jews.
Speaker 1: Ham is so much better than turkey.
Speaker 3: The turkey was pretty good. We got it infused with stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh it was so good. Father h Yeah, Father in
Speaker 3: law goes, hey, I'm gonna take this, and I go, oh,
Speaker 3: are you gonna take it to the fire hall drop
Speaker 3: it off there? And he goes, no, no, I'm taking
Speaker 3: it to my fire hall. I'm taking to my house.
Speaker 3: I'm eating it.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: I go, I go, what you take you that to
Speaker 3: the boys down there at the old fire station. He goes, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: this boy me at my house.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 3: It was that good father in law took it with
Speaker 3: him and he said, no, screw.
Speaker 1: The boys at the house. Man, I'm gonna keep that
Speaker 1: from me. That one's on me. So we get out
Speaker 1: there and we're like, ah, man, can't try for light
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes, can't get it to light.
Speaker 3: But you lost again.
Speaker 1: Now we're on the back porch. The friar won't light.
Speaker 3: Dude, you guys can't win.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: So we start texting neighbors, Hey, do you happen to
Speaker 1: have a stand turkey fire stand? We can't get ours
Speaker 1: a light? No. No, So my aunt posts on the
Speaker 1: neighborhood facebook page, Hey, anybody got a friar stand? Ours
Speaker 1: won't light? Crickets? So here we are. The sides are
Speaker 1: all you know, pretty much ready and we have no turkey.
Speaker 3: It was a malfunctioning thing. And guys, let's be real,
Speaker 3: how many times have they used it? Once a year
Speaker 3: for twenty years?
Speaker 1: Ding ding ding ding hadn't been brought out since what
Speaker 1: last Christmas or Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3: There was this Instagram thing where the dad had the
Speaker 3: electric razor that cuts the meat or whatever, and he goes,
Speaker 3: we've been married forty seven years? Is this forty seven times?
Speaker 3: The only time you use it for is Thanksgiving? Never
Speaker 3: do you ever get the electric cutter out?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So that's the thing man. So then we, uh,
Speaker 1: we're like what do we do? And you can't put
Speaker 1: it in the oven now because it's gonna take five hours.
Speaker 3: See, I don't know on the cooking side of it,
Speaker 3: but I know they're not easy.
Speaker 1: So we are between a rock and a hard place.
Speaker 1: We have no turkey for Thanksgiving dinner campfire. So we
Speaker 1: look around, We're like what, we don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: So we start dissecting it because my aunt has a
Speaker 1: pressure cooker, it's like an air fryer basically. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so we are chopping this turkey up and shoving pieces
Speaker 1: in the air fryer.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, what time are we talking right now?
Speaker 3: Two thirty It's Thanksgiving time?
Speaker 1: It is Thanksgiving time, dude, I mean does like this was?
Speaker 1: The turkey was supposed to be in the freaking friar
Speaker 1: at like one o'clock. I was supposed to be in
Speaker 1: there ready to like let's go. There's no way this
Speaker 1: ends up good, though, So we are chopping it up
Speaker 1: piece by piece. Everybody's teaming up. Everybody's teaming it up,
Speaker 1: and it is just a disaster. All the sides are
Speaker 1: now having to be reheated and reheated because they're cold
Speaker 1: by now.
Speaker 3: Well, what a tribute to the Pilgrims man, Like, I mean,
Speaker 3: just they have a butter better meal two hundred years ago.
Speaker 1: Like I thought the turkey was gonna be rudy. Now
Speaker 1: the sweet potatoes are hitting. Now I've been out of
Speaker 1: the oven for an hour. We're gonna have to reheat them. Sorry,
Speaker 1: didn't know this was gonna happen.
Speaker 3: So we went.
Speaker 1: Pressure cooker, ripped up turkey and cooked it. Then reheat
Speaker 1: all the sides and we ate Thanksgiving dinner at like
Speaker 1: three forty five, still within the window. Turkey was okay,
Speaker 1: There's no way it was good. No, no, I said, okay, oh,
Speaker 1: it was edible.
Speaker 3: At least there's a story behind it.
Speaker 1: It was edible.
Speaker 3: But what happened with the turkey friar?
Speaker 1: It wouldn't light See, I don't know. Ray. I didn't
Speaker 1: take it apart and see what was.
Speaker 3: Wrong with it. But like, was it the lady that
Speaker 3: lived there or did somebody bring it from Nashville? No,
Speaker 3: she had it. Okay, see that's on her. You got
Speaker 3: to try it the day before, the week before the
Speaker 3: minute of action. She tries to see if this friar
Speaker 3: is gonna fry up from a year ago. And it didn't.
Speaker 1: Let me, let me break the news to you.
Speaker 3: It didn't.
Speaker 1: It didn't start. It didn't start right. And so here's
Speaker 1: the thing. I may. I was like, wow, this is
Speaker 1: a great Thanksgiving dinner. Wow, this is so fun. So
Speaker 1: we ate during the Cowboys Chiefs game. I didn't see
Speaker 1: one second of that game. I don't know how that
Speaker 1: game went. I don't know if the Cowboys dominated. I
Speaker 1: know they won. I don't know if it was back
Speaker 1: and forth. Don't know a thing about it.
Speaker 3: I was busy with kids. We watched a lot of
Speaker 3: the Packers line. But yeah, I was busy during that one.
Speaker 3: Packers Lines was the first game, right, yea, it was
Speaker 3: Packers all day long. A lot of lines never had
Speaker 3: a chance.
Speaker 1: I think I watched one quarter of that game, and
Speaker 1: maybe what was the night Oh, the night game was
Speaker 1: the Bengals and Ravens. Guess how many plays that I saw?
Speaker 3: It was a blowout.
Speaker 1: Didn't see a single play Ray it was Joe cool.
Speaker 1: You want to know why I didn't see a single play? Right?
Speaker 1: Because this house was set up weird.
Speaker 3: I'm guessing they didn't have cable.
Speaker 1: Well that's one reason. Right they had four channels.
Speaker 3: Well, you'd have been able to get one of them then.
Speaker 1: Right, they had four channels. But here's the problem. When
Speaker 1: you walk in, you're in the front little walkway. There's
Speaker 1: a bathroom to your left, The living room is straight ahead,
Speaker 1: the dining room is of the right, kitchen around the
Speaker 1: corner right to the right is the stairs. You go upstairs,
Speaker 1: there's two bedrooms up there, and then where the TV
Speaker 1: is is in the far left wing of that upstairs.
Speaker 3: I have the mental picture. I just drew the map.
Speaker 1: Everybody congregates downstairs, in the living room and in the
Speaker 1: dining room. There is no TV down there.
Speaker 3: And it's just nobody's going to go in a random
Speaker 3: room by himself with a door closed. It looks like
Speaker 3: you're looking at.
Speaker 1: Porn ding ding ding ray. If you want to go
Speaker 1: watch TV, you have to go up into the far
Speaker 1: left where no one is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd have already passed five TVs at my house.
Speaker 1: So you are away from everybody. No one knows where
Speaker 1: you are, and you are anti social, anti thanksgiving, anti everything.
Speaker 3: Because you want to watch the game. Yes, what used
Speaker 3: to be called being a man is now called being
Speaker 3: anti social because you want to watch your sports.
Speaker 1: Right, And so it was awkward when I'm getting text
Speaker 1: from Batter's box like oh my god, and I don't respond,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? He wasn't there, No, this is
Speaker 1: my wife's side. Okay, Well, I mean I heard the
Speaker 1: whole family tree. I thought at some point he threw
Speaker 1: Batter's boxing. No, and he's just like, oh my, are
Speaker 1: you there? This is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: That was a great game, but it had him not
Speaker 3: been the late game. The last lay game was bad.
Speaker 1: Highly entertaining.
Speaker 3: Oh he's talking about Chiefs Cowboys.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I don't know what he's saying
Speaker 1: it wasn't.
Speaker 3: It wasn't Lions Packers because I was always out of reach.
Speaker 1: And then he I guess he called and he goes,
Speaker 1: you can't even take my calls. Hoppy he gave me
Speaker 1: and I'm like what. He goes, what a game? I
Speaker 1: was like, I didn't see a second of it, and
Speaker 1: he goes, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: I was all to high.
Speaker 1: He was like, I was over at mom and Dad's. Dude,
Speaker 1: dad got a new eighty inch TV.
Speaker 3: WHOA?
Speaker 1: I'm like what. He goes, Yeah, night before Thanksgiving his
Speaker 1: TV went out, and I guess he just went to
Speaker 1: best Buy and he called me. He goes, can I
Speaker 1: uh help him hang at his new TV? He goes how.
Speaker 1: I was like, why does my dad need help hanging
Speaker 1: in TV? He goes, oh my god, the TV was
Speaker 1: so big it barely fit in the bed of his truck.
Speaker 3: It's like Taylor Lawan the one time I saw him
Speaker 3: outside of best Buy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, he got an eighty inch dude.
Speaker 1: He goes, it's massive and I was like wow, But
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I didn't see it.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't understand how you didn't see
Speaker 1: in the football and I was like, well, the TV
Speaker 1: is up left, far left of the house, so you
Speaker 1: have to And he's like, we'll just go up there
Speaker 1: and watch it. I'm like, well, no one else was
Speaker 1: up there, so I can't just leave the whole family.
Speaker 1: He's like, this is very disappointing.
Speaker 3: So it's polite of the family member to offer up
Speaker 3: their house. But sometimes when you don't have the amenities
Speaker 3: for a huge group of people, you just really shouldn't
Speaker 3: throw it out there. In my opinion, am I Ow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whenever you have football to be watched, it'd be
Speaker 1: nice to have it in a common area where we
Speaker 1: can have it on in the background. Everybody's talking, hanging
Speaker 1: out right.
Speaker 3: But almost as you almost invite enough people, do you
Speaker 3: have seats for? You don't need people sitting on the
Speaker 3: arms of chairs and stuff. Just because you're trying to
Speaker 3: pack in for the holidays. Sometimes you got to cut
Speaker 3: it off at eight people. You don't need to have
Speaker 3: twenty people. The third cousin, the fourth ex wife, the
Speaker 3: little seven year old from across the street, that's a
Speaker 3: secret baby. You don't need all that at a Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: And that's why I drove the line. Sister nephew's wife,
Speaker 3: her brother, her mom, dad. That's it. A couple other
Speaker 3: kids sprinkled in, another niece and nephew. We were out
Speaker 3: the door at twelve. I don't want one more footstep
Speaker 3: inside my house.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you had it down, man, I didn't have
Speaker 1: an option. There was nowhere to go. There was nowhere
Speaker 1: to go, like look around and watch it. And so
Speaker 1: it's cool. Thanksgiving ends, we go to bed. That's all right.
Speaker 3: Friday, you know what, we got another hike.
Speaker 1: Well, the kids did want to do another hike, but
Speaker 1: we got Bears Eagles, and we'll talk about it right
Speaker 1: after this. Wake up Friday. Man, I'll rejuvenated, all right, man,
Speaker 1: Bears my favorite team.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stuffed? Do we eat a lot of crap? I
Speaker 3: felt like dog crap on Friday.
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't feel great because but I mean
Speaker 1: they only had pumpkin pie, and I don't like pumpkin pie.
Speaker 1: They have pecan pie, which was okay. They did have
Speaker 1: a coconut pie, which wasn't bad.
Speaker 3: Interesting, we went pumpkin chocolate, which has also got some
Speaker 3: other name, and then oh yeah, they were talking about
Speaker 3: it and then pecan That might have been it. Sorry,
Speaker 3: muff if I'm not remembering one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so you wake up on Friday hanging out,
Speaker 1: have some breadwas most pie? Chest pie is what they
Speaker 1: call it?
Speaker 3: Don't really chocolate?
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't? Why not just call it chocolate? Don't understand
Speaker 1: the fancy name. And my wife makes the same castrole
Speaker 1: she made the day before.
Speaker 3: Was it warm? It is warm?
Speaker 1: Cast rolls warm, the eggs, the tater tots, the cheese something,
Speaker 1: and it's really it's really pretty good, Honey.
Speaker 3: I love this. It has a similar flavor as yesterday.
Speaker 3: Oh it's the same thing.
Speaker 1: Oh its same thing. Okay, cool, yeah, all right, cool.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate that. And what what goes down on
Speaker 1: Friday is.
Speaker 3: You're eat the same warmed up food from the day before,
Speaker 3: but it's a worse version of it. Awesome. Can we
Speaker 3: just go to waffle house? Kidding me? So we did?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm glad you didn't.
Speaker 3: I'm made in an order of like seventy five dollars. Dude,
Speaker 3: I ain't eating food three times we ate it for lunch, dinner,
Speaker 3: at that's the line. We're not eating this again.
Speaker 1: Well we did. We ate it, and we're hanging out
Speaker 1: and my well, my brother in law. He went into
Speaker 1: town to have breakfast, him and his wife and two kids.
Speaker 1: They went to have breakfast. We're not having this again,
Speaker 1: smart man. They went to have breakfast at a restaurant
Speaker 1: and then my finals, don't forget we're playing golf today
Speaker 1: at one o'clock.
Speaker 3: You guys try and squeeze in some golf.
Speaker 1: I said, what, he goes, Yeah, it's really you know,
Speaker 1: brother in law really wants to play golf.
Speaker 3: His son.
Speaker 1: He was like, so we're gonna play one o'clock And
Speaker 1: I was like, you do realize the bears play at three, right.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're questioning golf over the family time.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Get out of the house, go swing the sticks.
Speaker 1: Oh ray, did I mention? I checked the weather on Friday,
Speaker 1: high of forty two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's getting worse of an option, but still
Speaker 3: better than getting lost and eating three day old cast role.
Speaker 1: Correct. So we did take a trip to the dump.
Speaker 1: Took the boys to the dump where they get to
Speaker 1: throw the glass bottles into the dumpster and see him break.
Speaker 3: They stand above the dumpster and smash him. I gotta
Speaker 3: bring him out to my county dump. It's great dude.
Speaker 3: They absolutely loved it.
Speaker 1: I mean just over and ore breaking bottles loved it.
Speaker 1: They absolutely love that. Then we head back to the house.
Speaker 1: Brother in law is and such are. He's like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go. I'm gonna go check us in. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: hit some balls. Wait does he the same guy win
Speaker 1: for breakfast? Yeah, he's back.
Speaker 3: So he's freaking out a little bit.
Speaker 1: He dropped his family off and he's ready to go.
Speaker 3: He's got cabin fever or he's.
Speaker 1: Got cabin fever. He needs to swing those sticks.
Speaker 3: He's like at the boarding grocery store getting a vape
Speaker 3: next day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, wow, man, this is this too much
Speaker 1: family time? I think driving him nuts.
Speaker 3: I gotta say, though, the store's not being open on
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving and limited hours kind of throws you for a loop.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because they don't have a turkey frier when
Speaker 1: you need one. They don't have a turkey frier stand
Speaker 1: for sale on Thanksgiving because everything's closed.
Speaker 3: Well, try also preparing for your wife's birthday the following
Speaker 3: day when every store is closed.
Speaker 1: Oh it's awesome. Continue, So we head to the golf
Speaker 1: course high at forty two. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna be wearing some layers, got some pants,
Speaker 1: got a jacket on. I go in the clubhouse and
Speaker 1: they have weather gloves. I buy those because I'm like,
Speaker 1: my hands are freezing. But it feels weird having two
Speaker 1: gloves when you're trying to hit the golf ball. Feels
Speaker 1: weird holding a stick.
Speaker 3: I do it.
Speaker 1: And let's just say that, it was like I had
Speaker 1: never played golf in my life.
Speaker 3: I love to hear it. I loved to hear it
Speaker 3: because I haven't played on a course in like three months.
Speaker 3: I couldn't love to hear it.
Speaker 1: Couldn't hit the golf ball.
Speaker 3: You're out there with the family, try to show out,
Speaker 3: and you just suck.
Speaker 1: You absolutely sucked.
Speaker 3: Is it from the get go?
Speaker 4: Nah?
Speaker 1: First a hole, drove it right down the middle, missed
Speaker 1: the green to the left, chipped it up and barely
Speaker 1: missed my putt. Tap in, bogie all right. Second hole,
Speaker 1: I mean, like the wheels fall off.
Speaker 3: What was it the driving?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, second hole, drive right down the middle.
Speaker 3: Then you're good.
Speaker 1: Boom second shot, boom, right, it's a five. It's a
Speaker 1: five par five uphill and I hit a six iron
Speaker 1: in the second shot. To put me about one ten out. Yeah, perfect, yank,
Speaker 1: get left way over the green, back in the leaves.
Speaker 1: Oh hit it out of there, short, You hit it
Speaker 1: over with one and ten yards. Yeah, well I hit
Speaker 1: it left left, got it and it rolled all the
Speaker 1: way back in the leaves. All right, fine, chip it short,
Speaker 1: doesn't make it on the green. Then I bladed across
Speaker 1: the green into the sand, out of the sand. Terrible,
Speaker 1: like a ten, like an eight cheez on a par
Speaker 1: five snow man. Well, it doesn't get any better. I
Speaker 1: mean I got a nine on a hole and it
Speaker 1: was just like it was unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Is someone's cold out or what you weren't with the course.
Speaker 1: I've played the course. I've it was cold. I mean
Speaker 1: I just wasn't hitting it. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's the worst when you don't hit it flush. I
Speaker 3: don't care where the shot goes. If you hit it flush,
Speaker 3: that's all that matter.
Speaker 1: That's what matters. And so by whole seven, the sun
Speaker 1: is starting to go down. Oh it's right, you went
Speaker 1: later for somebody at one o'clock. So by whole seven
Speaker 1: I am now the sweatshirt and jacket like a short
Speaker 1: light jacket pull over underneath.
Speaker 3: Are there other smucks playing in this course?
Speaker 1: There's other people playing, right, And by the time we
Speaker 1: finished around, I think the.
Speaker 3: One by mean Boy was closed on Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is the day after.
Speaker 3: Don't worry.
Speaker 1: Oh, I wore Beanie the whole time. I went Beanie
Speaker 1: the absolute entire time had warmers.
Speaker 3: I would have brought more stuff with me.
Speaker 1: And I mean by the time we were done, the
Speaker 1: sun is already going down. They told us carts had
Speaker 1: to be by five. We got him in about five twenty,
Speaker 1: but it is probably thirty degrees.
Speaker 3: You cut it short.
Speaker 1: No, No, brother in law was not gonna we were
Speaker 1: not missing a whole. Like we got to eighteen and
Speaker 1: my father in law was like, hey, they said cart's
Speaker 1: got to be in by five, we should probably take
Speaker 1: it in, and we're like, we're on eighteen, let's just finish.
Speaker 1: And the family had driven over. Everybody had driven over
Speaker 1: because we're gonna walk around the golf course and chase
Speaker 1: some deer afterwards. So they're waiting up there on the eighteen.
Speaker 3: After you already froze the death. Now I need to
Speaker 3: go chase deer exactly. Go see where you hit all
Speaker 3: your balls.
Speaker 4: Oh, found it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh these are hey, guys, it's actually good in
Speaker 3: the woods. I'm finding some of my balls from earlier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so we I actually played that whole well,
Speaker 1: hit the fairway on the drive, second shot up and
Speaker 1: then chip it on and I mean, the kids come
Speaker 1: running out on the green, dude, Tiger Woods and they're
Speaker 1: sitting there and we're all putting, putting, and I was like,
Speaker 1: am I gonna make this? And they're like no, and.
Speaker 3: They're like, may get, may get, may get. You have
Speaker 3: like the what do they call it? The gallery?
Speaker 1: I have the gallery, but the gallery is no. They've
Speaker 1: invaded the green. They're not just waiting up top. They
Speaker 1: are like on the green, dude, they are there. And
Speaker 1: so I have all this pressure of everybody around me.
Speaker 1: And I drained the butt and they go crazy, whoa.
Speaker 4: Whoa, there's people still playing golf.
Speaker 2: I made that.
Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: That was the end of the round. Then we go
Speaker 1: chase Deer and I mean, I am snot. I feel
Speaker 1: like freezing in my face. Everyone is freezing cold.
Speaker 3: You're in a bad mood.
Speaker 1: I'm in a bad mood because I couldn't hit the ball.
Speaker 1: And my wife consents, like how was it, And she's
Speaker 1: on cheering and she's expecting me to say, oh, it
Speaker 1: was so fun hanging out with your dad and brother,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And they're great, like they're awesome.
Speaker 3: It was miserable, I be real with you.
Speaker 1: It was terrible, but I said, but it was awful,
Speaker 1: I said, because it was like I couldn't hit the
Speaker 1: damn golf ball. I was like, it was cold and embarrassing.
Speaker 1: She just, oh, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. And
Speaker 1: I said, no, no, no, I said, because I talk
Speaker 1: about how oh I'm I think I'm getting better at golf,
Speaker 1: and then I go play with your dad and brother
Speaker 1: and it's like I can't hit the golf ball. So
Speaker 1: it's like I just make this crap up. She goes,
Speaker 1: they don't think that. I was like, it's still embarrassing.
Speaker 3: They're walking a little taller at work today. They are
Speaker 3: film may be retired.
Speaker 1: But because they were just smacking me around the golf course.
Speaker 1: And then it was time to head to dinner. Man
Speaker 1: and we went and ate some barbecue.
Speaker 3: And we went to bed. Hush did their frar work.
Speaker 3: But I got a text from Batter's box. He's like oh,
Speaker 3: another game you didn't see.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god, now do you believe? He
Speaker 1: was like in Thank goodness, I played DeAndre Swift. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know. I said, are you being
Speaker 1: sarcastic or not? He goes, what do you mean? I said, well,
Speaker 1: did he have a good game or not? And he goes,
Speaker 1: you didn't see it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they rolled him.
Speaker 1: I was like no, and he goes, oh my god.
Speaker 1: He goes, you are setting a world record for not
Speaker 1: watching football. And I was like, I didn't see it down.
Speaker 1: Did we win? It's like yeah, And I'm like.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. You like couldn't check out on your phone?
Speaker 1: Check? Yeah, I hear you, though I didn't check. My
Speaker 1: hands were too cold to be typing, Like I just
Speaker 1: put him in pockets. My father in law, it was
Speaker 1: so cold. He was going NFL quarterback. In between every hole,
Speaker 1: he'd put a jacket on, and then when he'd get
Speaker 1: to the get to the ball, he'd take the jacket off, hit,
Speaker 1: but the jacket back on.
Speaker 3: See at that point, maybe you shouldn't be playing golf.
Speaker 3: Maybe I got to take the day off.
Speaker 1: It was freezing.
Speaker 3: It's not fun when you're cold.
Speaker 1: And my brother in law. I mean there was one hole.
Speaker 1: It's a par five and it's like on top of
Speaker 1: a hill, and it goes down and then way up.
Speaker 1: I and you don't want to hit it all of
Speaker 1: it because sometimes it gets stuck in the middle of
Speaker 1: the hill. But I hit it all the way down
Speaker 1: the bottom of the hill.
Speaker 3: I already hate this course. Hills.
Speaker 1: No, it's awesome. It's a great course and drive of
Speaker 1: my life to hit it all the way down that hill,
Speaker 1: perfect spot, probably two hundred and fifty yards from the green.
Speaker 1: Got a nine. How exactly? How because I couldn't hit
Speaker 1: a golf ball after that.
Speaker 3: But those hills are tough. I hate hill golf. Not
Speaker 3: a fan.
Speaker 1: So the Bears won, and I want to apologize to
Speaker 1: Caleb Williams. I came on this post and said, oh,
Speaker 1: he doesn't have it, Ben Johnson, why'd we hire? We
Speaker 1: are the number one seed in the NFC. Duh Bears,
Speaker 1: But I didn't see it, So maybe we are good.
Speaker 1: We actually beat the Eagles.
Speaker 3: It's a good time for this present. Oh man, you
Speaker 3: got me a present that's for my sister.
Speaker 4: Bear.
Speaker 1: She got me a shirt that is sized four. It
Speaker 1: looks like a girl's shirt. It's definitely a female shirt.
Speaker 1: Definitely a female because it's got the V neck that's
Speaker 1: for a chick. It kind of looks like a cheerleader shirt.
Speaker 1: But I will give it to my one of my sons.
Speaker 3: Well. The first question is is any of your kids
Speaker 3: that small? Yeah? The second question is does she not
Speaker 3: know you have three kids? She goes, I got this
Speaker 3: for lunch. Thanks, he's got multiple children. You can't just
Speaker 3: give one kid a present.
Speaker 1: Oh you ain't, Kim. Can you just stick in their pile?
Speaker 1: And they won't ever know. They won't ever know because
Speaker 1: they cheer for the Titans anyway.
Speaker 3: They don't think it was a Marshalls or something.
Speaker 1: They don't care. They don't. They won't cheer for the Bears.
Speaker 1: It's okay, but hey, maybe the Bears are for real.
Speaker 1: I didn't see it down, so it must have been
Speaker 1: a convincing win. I'm so excited, And I mean, you
Speaker 1: would think that's how vacation ended. It was so cold.
Speaker 1: That was it. We're done, no out more. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you right after this.
Speaker 3: You got about ten minutes.
Speaker 1: So we wake up Saturday morning. It started to clear out.
Speaker 1: Cousin and husband and two kids have left, brother in law, wife,
Speaker 1: two kids. They leave Saturday morning and baby Box two
Speaker 1: comes to me. He goes, Dad, I don't feel good.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 1: My throat hurts, and just by his voice, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: y have strap. I was like, yes, strap, dude, yes,
Speaker 1: strap throat. Let's go to the urgent care. So we
Speaker 1: go to the urgent care and they're like, what brings
Speaker 1: you in. I'm like, he's talking like this, he's got
Speaker 1: strap and he's like are you sure? Heyes strap, I'm
Speaker 1: like yeah, I mean it's pretty spollen back there, and
Speaker 1: just the way he's talking, that's that's strap voice. I
Speaker 1: was like, he's got a little bit of a call
Speaker 1: if he was a little hot this morning. He's like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna do the strap test does the
Speaker 1: thing in the back of the throat goes. But I'm
Speaker 1: also gonna do flu in COVID, So I'm gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of stick this up your nose and it may
Speaker 1: tickle a little bit. Well, I've never i mean, maybe
Speaker 1: small town America. These nurses don't know how to do things.
Speaker 1: I've never seen someone jab something so far up a
Speaker 1: kid's nose in my life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably need to go a little gentler there bedside manner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he's five, bro, he's five years old, and you,
Speaker 1: I mean he he's never recoiled at a doctor or
Speaker 1: nurse doing this, but he literally slapped the thing out.
Speaker 3: Of his nose.
Speaker 1: He did it so far. Yeah, I think they just
Speaker 1: need to be in h yeah, just right in there.
Speaker 1: And he's like, I gotta do the other nostril. And
Speaker 1: my son is now crying. Baby Box two is now
Speaker 1: crying because he shoved it so far up there, and
Speaker 1: this dude just shoves it up the right nostril now
Speaker 1: so far nose bleed just starts bleeding.
Speaker 3: What is happening in North Carolina, USA?
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh good, we got it. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: uh good, you got it. He got his blood tight too. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: you got a freaking nosebley. Congratulations, you made a volcano
Speaker 1: or erupped right here in your office. He goes, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go run these tests. Not a sorry, not a oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to do that, just like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll be back with the results.
Speaker 3: Was he an intern, I don't know, but he had
Speaker 3: a hat on that said dad, I mean, that's a
Speaker 3: good thing to wear if you want kids to feel
Speaker 3: good around.
Speaker 1: You, especially the kids that don't know how to read.
Speaker 3: Was he a family practitioner, it was just an urgent care.
Speaker 3: Urgent care.
Speaker 1: He's just a nurse at the urgent care. And then
Speaker 1: the doctor came in. She comes in, She's like, well,
Speaker 1: good thing you guys came in. He's got strapped.
Speaker 3: Was she hot? No, oh, well you made it sound
Speaker 3: like she was hot.
Speaker 1: Well I'm sorry that I led you that way, but
Speaker 1: she wasn't hot. Ray the doctor they came in and
Speaker 1: ooh la la, and I was like, wow, okay, I think.
Speaker 3: God may have COVID as well. You got a minute,
Speaker 3: got a stick you can shove up me?
Speaker 1: So I saw I was there, and I went, you know,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go back, let's go get your medicine.
Speaker 1: Then we go to Duncan get some donuts to reward
Speaker 1: him smart. I've never had a worse donut in my life. Wow,
Speaker 1: the donuts the Dunkin in North Carolina, they don't know
Speaker 1: how to make donuts.
Speaker 3: You haven't had a good meal in about five days.
Speaker 1: No, we ordered a box of munchkins, all assorted glaze
Speaker 1: chocolate glazed. You know, dude, I don't know if they
Speaker 1: just forgot to put glaze on them, but every single
Speaker 1: of them was a cake donut.
Speaker 3: Nothing.
Speaker 1: They didn't have any.
Speaker 3: Icing on them. Yeah, the glaze.
Speaker 1: They had no glaze on any of them.
Speaker 3: Well did you tell them here are you.
Speaker 1: Glades in me?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 1: No, you need to glaze me, bro, glaze me.
Speaker 3: You what if you would have told him that you
Speaker 3: need to glaze me? Bro? What the you talking about? Man?
Speaker 1: And there was nothing. They didn't do anything. There was
Speaker 1: no glaze. And then we get home and I opened
Speaker 1: a dozen donuts and like they only put glaze on
Speaker 1: half the donut.
Speaker 3: Like, what are we doing? Yeah, they just don't care.
Speaker 1: And I I actually went on Yelp and Road Reviewed said,
Speaker 1: as a former employee, this is embarrassing. You guys didn't
Speaker 1: put glaze on my donuts.
Speaker 3: We're getting so old. But I'm glad you did it.
Speaker 3: Make it better for the next guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And that was And then so Saturday, I watched football.
Speaker 1: I watched maybe the second half of the Texas Texas A.
Speaker 3: And M game. That was a good game. Van dey
Speaker 3: Valls didn't see it. It was awesome.
Speaker 1: I didn't see a minute of it.
Speaker 3: But Van he's not gonna get in sadly, Sorry everybody, Why, Yeah,
Speaker 3: at large is their only hope, and it's probably Miami
Speaker 3: or Bama because Bam ended up winning the Iron Bowl. Oh,
Speaker 3: valls are out, they're odds right now? Are plus twenty
Speaker 3: thousand to make the playoffs? Oh, I'm pretty sure that
Speaker 3: means they're not making it.
Speaker 1: That's not good. So I watched the second half of
Speaker 1: that game, and that's only And then Sunday we had
Speaker 1: to drive back and my wife said, oh, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get on the road about nine. One time you think
Speaker 1: we got on.
Speaker 3: The road, I mean, in my household, you we would
Speaker 3: have got on the road at four am.
Speaker 1: Uh No, we got on the road at ten thirty nine,
Speaker 1: eleven thirty, two and a half hours late.
Speaker 3: Were you trying to see every car in the interstate
Speaker 3: coming home from Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: We did, We did because a five and a half
Speaker 1: hour drive turned into seven hours and forty minutes, and
Speaker 1: we had to take some side roads and we had
Speaker 1: to wind down this mountain into some small town and
Speaker 1: we were so many winding roads we had a vomited
Speaker 1: episode in the car.
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say you found that original
Speaker 3: house you got lost out when you guys went hiking.
Speaker 3: No the Nope, that or one of your balls rolling
Speaker 3: across the road from the golf course.
Speaker 1: No, babybox, Like Dad, Dad, I think Chase is gonna
Speaker 1: throw up. And I'm like, what he's like. He's standing
Speaker 1: up and he's licking his nose over and over again.
Speaker 3: Make him prove it.
Speaker 1: He's licking his nose over over again. That's my dog.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: And I was like, he's not, babe. There goes he
Speaker 1: goes that. He's swing up. He's throwing up. Well, so
Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? Man, I'm in try.
Speaker 1: I've been winding down this mountain. When we get to
Speaker 1: this little town.
Speaker 3: We'll pull over.
Speaker 1: And we pulled over and we scraped off the throw
Speaker 1: up and flipped the bed over. The kids went peeing
Speaker 1: a portal potty and we got back on the road.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't have a dog and I didn't
Speaker 1: get to see football.
Speaker 3: You can listen to our guy on the radio.
Speaker 1: I was in the middle of North Carolina. Dude, I
Speaker 1: don't think Titans radio reaches that far.
Speaker 3: It'll reach damn far. That guy's a legend.
Speaker 1: I got calls from batter's box. He's like, why don't
Speaker 1: you just download it and have it on your phone.
Speaker 1: I don't know how, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've told you this. You can listen to the YouTube
Speaker 3: TV audio on Gate. That'd be amazing to drive to.
Speaker 1: And so he was calling me, giving me updates and half.
Speaker 1: He even called me at halftime of the forty nine
Speaker 1: Ers game. Usually has no phone rule during the forty
Speaker 1: nine Ers games, but he called me an halftime and
Speaker 1: after every after the games to give me the scores
Speaker 1: and how everybody was doing.
Speaker 3: Did he tell you about the Pooka catch?
Speaker 1: He told me the rams. He goes, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the ram down, go the Rams down, go the Rams.
Speaker 1: But I saw the Puka catch later, and I saw
Speaker 1: the brock Bauers catch later. I saw the Traylon Burks
Speaker 1: catch live. Because you know who threw it to him.
Speaker 3: I don't even know who he plays for.
Speaker 1: He plays for the Washington Commander. So Mario, Mario Da
Speaker 1: and Brokes went up with one hand bam, And we
Speaker 1: finally got home last night at like six point thirty pm.
Speaker 1: As the longest day of my life.
Speaker 3: Well, you had to get home for the big show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ray, did you have any cool stories like that?
Speaker 1: Because it was a great holiday? Man.
Speaker 3: No, Man, I gotta get to the airport. Baser decided
Speaker 3: to schedule an interview for us the day after Thanksgiving break,
Speaker 3: when everybody's gonna be at the airport. Wait, what something
Speaker 3: like foreign travel policy thing? If you go do this,
Speaker 3: you can just walk waltz through customs and I can
Speaker 3: like pretty much bring plants back.
Speaker 1: Oh, so that's why you gotta go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm physically going to an airport and not flying.
Speaker 3: I'm going to an airport parking at an airport and
Speaker 3: not flying.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna take the shuttle? You're gonna park up close, parking.
Speaker 3: Just do the whole experience. Bring some luggage too, dude.
Speaker 1: I hope you can get into the airport, because last
Speaker 1: night when we were driving home, we drove by the airport.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you people were not getting into that airport.
Speaker 1: They were sitting in traffic for over an hour. It
Speaker 1: was five miles down the interstate. The freaking traffic backed up.
Speaker 3: Well Briley from Oprey Mills was another five miles the
Speaker 3: other direction. You couldn't even go to them. All this weekend.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean I'm worried for you, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I feel bad I didn't get to hear
Speaker 1: any of your Thanksgiving stories.
Speaker 3: Well, I do have this three minute clip. I had
Speaker 3: my sister, Muffy Boomer. Henny's like six Boomers, like seventeen, Muffy, Baser,
Speaker 3: my wife. We were all in here in the pod studio.
Speaker 3: I had him do a three minute pod with me.
Speaker 3: I love it, so we'll play that right here. They
Speaker 3: do reveal a secret about justin so it is gonna
Speaker 3: be worth listening.
Speaker 1: Okay, So should I aunt now and then that'll just
Speaker 1: play after Yes, all right, we are doing a live
Speaker 1: podcast right now.
Speaker 3: We got Baser, Muffy, Henny, Tristan Boomer, Me, Sissan Ray Mundo. Hey,
Speaker 3: get over there, get on a mic. Which one you
Speaker 3: get on? Boom? Get on one, y'all get on one.
Speaker 3: Yeah you're tapping the mic? But is mic down?
Speaker 4: Who just won? Shot?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: So Baser won put shock by they tied and then
Speaker 3: uh she won by a tie rule. Apparently she never
Speaker 3: had a hazard.
Speaker 1: Apparently I don't have hazards.
Speaker 3: Hannith, how did you do?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 3: Boomer? Good? Okay, okay, Hennif What, Hey, are you having
Speaker 3: fun in Nashville? Or what up? Yeah? Like good time?
Speaker 3: Or what?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What's your favorite part?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it the apple cider?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Mimosas? Yeah, I love some Welch's apple soider will sparkling?
Speaker 3: Yep? What does this mic suck?
Speaker 1: Yo?
Speaker 4: Yo? Yo?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this mic literally blows Henneth? What so, what's your
Speaker 3: favorite part of Nashville doing? Get to the mic? Boy
Speaker 3: doing putt shot? Excuse you, boom? What's your favorite part
Speaker 3: put shack? Alright? What'd you think of Valsay? Do you
Speaker 3: represent or what?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So you toured Falstate? You ended up? What did you do?
Speaker 3: You ran the bases? You had a good time at all? Say?
Speaker 3: Or what up?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right lunch, We're gonna play this clip. I'll play
Speaker 3: this clip on Monday. All right? Man, love you dude,
Speaker 3: Hey man, love you man. I've never told you before. Uh,
Speaker 3: secretly love you man, my best friend. I don't know
Speaker 3: want to do that.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Nobody knows this, but Justin lost his job.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows this, but Justin's where can it? Creighton Barrel?
Speaker 1: He went to Creighton Barrel for the holidays because it's
Speaker 1: easier than an MP job.
Speaker 3: So if somebody needs to check on our kids at
Speaker 3: the electrophysiology, our kids are bubbling, alright, we're gonna god.
Speaker 1: They're being defrosted at the moment.
Speaker 3: Alright, I'm stopping this. Henny, say bye bye, boom bye,
Speaker 3: mof bye. I'm sorry bye. When it when it comes
Speaker 3: to my family with microphones and stuff like that, and
Speaker 3: Henny with sixty seven, just sixty seven, one of my
Speaker 3: family is you are