WEBVTT - How Did Thanksgiving go so Wrong? 0:00:01.960 --> 0:00:02.559 Welcome back. 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:02.800 Man. 0:00:03.640 --> 0:00:05.920 I'm gonna tell you what I was here two days ago. 0:00:06.120 --> 0:00:08.520 I understand you told me that you came up here, 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:11.520 brought the family, showed them around. Did you come in 0:00:11.560 --> 0:00:13.800 here and show them the That's why the Sore Losers 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:14.480 is on the screen. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:15.800 Had to show that off. 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:18.720 That's pretty cool. We could show all of our listeners 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:20.680 on the web, but we don't ever do the cameras. 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:24.599 As Berlason pointed out, it was like the Broncos offense. 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:26.160 I said, it's hard to watch and he goes sort 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:28.200 of like the Sred Losers podcast on YouTube. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:30.320 That's funny, I laughed. 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:33.479 I said, well played, well played. And I mean, I 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:39.440 have so many stories roll from this trip, this Thanksgiving Holiday, 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:43.680 the break, the adventure to North Carolina, Thanksgiving Day, the 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:48.279 adventure back. But I'm gonna tell you I am so annoyed. 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:53.120 I sat down last night to watch football, and I mean, 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:57.360 if Chris collins Worth, I was about to jump out 0:00:57.440 --> 0:00:58.080 a window. 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:00.400 Where'd you say, Mariatta or what I'm saying? 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:07.280 Marcus Mariota, Mariota, Mario Ta, Mario Ta? And he was 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:12.039 so im ta ta? How do you say it? 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:16.160 Mariota, Mariota Mario Ta he lived here. 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:21.959 No, no, no, he lived here. Apparently he's Asian now Mario. 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:25.039 I thought he was Hawaiian, but now he's Asian. Mario 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:29.120 Ta Ta. I mean it was like, dude, stop Marcus 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:36.080 mariot Ta Ta Ta. And I was like, am I 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:38.199 the only one hearing this? This is the first time 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:41.760 I've ever heard it pronounced this way? And he I 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.080 thought he was being funny at first, but he did 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:46.399 it over and over and over, and it was so 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:48.960 over the top that I almost had to put the 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:50.040 damn thing on mute. 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:52.080 Somebody had to have recorded it. 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:55.520 Somebody had to Mario ta. 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:57.480 Every time that he had the ball. 0:01:57.760 --> 0:02:02.360 Every Oh, Mario Ta, it throws the ball, Maryota throws 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:05.600 the ball. What are we doing? Oh? Nice run by Mariota. 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.240 Did he have to possess the ball a lot? So 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:09.000 you were hearing it? 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:11.040 Yeah, I mean it was a very weird. I just 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:13.320 knock some things over. I wish I'd recorded it. I 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:15.000 didn't even think about that Ray. That would have been 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:15.800 so smart. 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:19.799 And I'm curious was Jaydeon Daniels? What happened to him? 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:21.240 He dislocated his elbow? 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:24.880 Man, you can still play? What arm? Left arm. I 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:26.240 don't think he's right handed. 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:28.760 Yeah, I don't think you can play here we go, 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:31.320 you ready, let's see here. 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:36.120 It is hard to come up with a scheme that's 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:38.359 goin to chumps to the quarterback against. 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:47.279 Second to the thirty four yard line. 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:49.239 So they moved to town their well. 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:52.000 Marion tells in posision of trying to make a play, 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:55.680 Billy guys jumped past his picks. 0:02:55.880 --> 0:03:00.480 By the veteran Dray Green left Jaydon Daniels choose from 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:00.799 the back. 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:06.560 So Marcus Mariota is one of MARTA's guys playing quarterback. 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:08.760 But this was really unsmart. 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:10.920 He's gonna run up, jump. 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:13.040 Up in the air, have no vision War three to 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:16.560 play whatsoever, and throw it right into the hands of 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:20.360 green Law. That is just you cannot even come up 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:20.880 with an. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:21.400 Excuse for that. 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:27.240 Oh dude, I mean, it wasn't as bad as you said. 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:33.160 Number six on the season for Mariota. 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:34.200 That was Trico. 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:36.880 No, No, that was Trico. But I'm telling you Collinsworth 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:40.720 was the one doing Mario ta Mario ta Mariota. I'm 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:42.839 never gonna look at him the same again. Every time 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:46.280 I see Mariota, I'm gonna say, Mario ta Mariota. It 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:47.760 was the most annoying thing in the world. 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:50.520 We'll already put my Mario Ta jersey on the dead 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:54.560 skeleton for Halloween. Titans have died seasons over. We are 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:57.360 the worst sports city in America right now. We have 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:01.119 the worst hockey team and the worst football team. That's 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:03.240 a round of applause for the city of Nashville. But 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:04.720 we got the number one party. 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:09.280 Scene and we got the number one podcast convention in February. 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:13.080 So that's a good idea, well said, Yeah, now let's 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:15.080 start the show, because I do believe our last show 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:16.240 we never started. 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:20.120 The show doesn't matter nobody. Nobody needs to know what 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:22.159 show they're listening to. It just needs to be people 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:24.800 they're talking to. Boom Boomer said, he listened to us 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:27.080 for two hours on the way home to Michigan. So 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:28.280 kids are listening again. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:30.440 That's what I like to hear, because we listened to 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:33.480 us zero on the way home from North Carolina zero 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:37.640 percent zero. Did we hear the podcast six seven? 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:41.520 That's so the kids will listen. Oh, all right, we're 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:44.120 gonna do it live six seven. 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:53.680 Oh the what too, soul Loser? What up? Everybody? I 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:55.880 am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:59.200 give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:01.599 pretty much a spool or genius, y'all. 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:04.039 It's Sisan Ray Mundo from the North. I'm an alpha male. 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:05.960 I live on the north side of Nashville with Baser 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:07.800 at the family in town. We were all there in 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:10.520 the country. It was awesome. We got two point two 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:14.440 kids at Vanderbilt. We will release a secret about that 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:18.000 little story of our of our our lives on a 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:21.720 three minute post podcast post that's gonna come at the 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:24.120 very end of this one. But yeah, we got what 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.640 do we have? Two point three three three three three acres? 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:28.520 And I have a heart attack when I'm seventy two. 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.280 If any of that made any sense, probably not over 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:31.720 to you, man. 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:34.479 Oh Ray, let me tell you about Thanksgiving? Man, what 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:37.080 what a trip to North Carolina? I mean, it was 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:37.960 so awesome. 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:42.200 Wait did you go there because bones new favorite teams, 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:42.920 the Panthers. 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:47.200 No, No, that's not why I went. I went because 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:50.680 my wife's aunt lives in North Carolina. So I was like, 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:54.080 all right, yeah, holidays with my wife's family. Let's go 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:58.560 for Thanksgiving. Here's the problem, it was a three bedroom house. 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:02.680 Okay, Comb's lived there. Now Luke Combs doesn't live. 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:06.960 There, but my wife's aunt lives there. Then my in 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:10.159 laws were there. That's three people. My family is five, 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:14.200 that's eight people. More like outlaws, that's eight people. My 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:19.120 sister in law that's nine people. My wife's cousin, her husband, 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:22.080 two kids. That's thirteen people. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:22.599 Stop. 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:27.360 My wife's brother, his wife and two kids. How many 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:34.120 people is that right? Seventeen people six seven in one house. Yeah, see, 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:35.680 I'm not and I am a. 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:39.960 Huge proponent for no more than five to ten people 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.200 in a normal size house. We just because it's a 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:45.040 holiday doesn't mean we need people sleeping on the floors. 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:47.599 I've been saying it forever. Oh so, we had air 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:51.120 mattresses of plenty all over the place. Didn't have enough 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:54.400 pillows for everyone in the house. I had to use 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:57.760 a stack of towels for a pillow. Well it's better 0:06:57.800 --> 0:06:59.640 than what the guy down in the street slept on 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:02.520 last that's a great point. At least I had heat 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:05.359 in this house. Oh wait, it was so freaking cold 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.760 in the mountains of North Carolina once I got there. 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.560 Apparently it's beautiful. A week I get there, it's in 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:13.760 the forties and I'm bundled up, freezing my off. 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:17.000 Were you guys ready to make it warm? Eat? 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:19.320 Not with that many people in the house, That's what 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:19.680 I'm saying. 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:20.800 Could you squeeze one of those in? 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:24.520 No, couldn't have any privacy whatsoever. I mean, heck's sleeping 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.160 on couches. I mean people sleeping in the middle of 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:30.400 the floor, tripping over an animal, you know, got the 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:33.120 dog with us, Pure pandemonium. 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.640 You can't ever get your toothbrush. Oh yeah, yeah, I'll 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:37.800 just shower with the little kid. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:41.240 You know. Yeah. Oh no, No, my kids only took 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:42.680 what they were there for a week. They only took 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:43.280 one shower. 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:46.200 Smart. I mean they're only playing around all day. 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:48.040 Yeah, they're only playing around all day, and you don't 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:50.400 want to stop the fun to have time to shower. 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:52.760 So like it's like, hey, guys, just whatever, it's it's 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.440 ten o'clock. We don't need a shower. We'll shower tomorrow. 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:57.240 Then the next day it's like ten thirty day, Ah, 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:59.280 I don't worry, we'll shower the next day. Then it's 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:01.440 like nine thirty, Ah, I will shower the next day. 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:04.320 So they showered last night when they got home, So 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:08.840 your house smells like North Carolina basically got clothes strown everywhere. 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:10.080 Because I was like, all right, we gotta get to bed. 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:12.520 We gotta get to bed. But anyway, so I get 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:14.760 there Wednesday night, you know what I mean, all excited. 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.840 All right, let's do this. It's gonna be so fun. Yeah, 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:20.760 show up. Everybody's already had dinner. They saved me a 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:22.760 good two and a half slices of pizza that they 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:23.720 had on Wednesday night. 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:24.040 Cool. 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:25.560 Thanks, that's really gonna fill me up. 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:26.520 You flew or drove. 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:29.480 I flew family drove earlier because the kids were off 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:30.280 school all week. 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:34.240 Been there. So what Muff's coming up a day early. Cool, 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:35.920 I'll be at work for the next three days. 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.680 Yeah. So that was that. I was like, all right, Cools, 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:41.520 we get there and we wake up on Thanksgiving? All right? 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:41.920 Cool? 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:46.960 Oh man, you're good. Get there on you know, they 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:49.560 wake up Thanksgiving and we're just hanging out at the house, 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:52.880 kind of have some little snacks for breakfast. Eat some 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:57.560 castle roll with eggs and sausage, and I don't know 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:59.440 what else is in it, but it was good cheese, 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.680 maybe some potatoes. Maybe hash browns is what's in there? 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:05.440 Tater tots. I don't know. My wife made it. It's 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:07.520 not the custom bubble bread that I'm used to that 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:09.480 I love. That is a family tradition of mine. 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:11.360 Bubba bubba bubble bubble bread. 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:13.600 No, they didn't bother to get the ingredients to make 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:15.400 bubble bread, so we can have it for the morning. 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:17.440 But that's okay. I'm not upset about that. We'll just 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:19.720 move on. We'll have this cast role, no big deal. 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:22.360 Then the kids are like, hey, Dad, let's go on 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:23.680 a hike. Let's go on a hike. 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:24.920 Do it? Said? 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:27.839 All right, yeah, your great idea. The ladies are in there, 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:31.680 you know, they're making the Thanksgiving sides, and we'll come 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:33.720 back and we'll fry the turkey when we get back. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:34.720 You're doing that. 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:37.199 We were gonna do it on the back porch, right, 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:39.720 do the fry turkey. You know it's gonna be great. 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:42.679 Women are in there making the you know, sweet potatoes, 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:46.560 the mashed potatoes, the green beans, the whatever else they're making. 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:49.720 So we decide we're gonna take the dog with us 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:51.560 and we're gonna walk a little bit. And it's like 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:55.160 a they want to go hike down to some waterfalls. 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:57.880 Case you get lost. Is it too cold to hike? 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:01.840 No, it's like forty five degrees and you're gonna go 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:05.440 with kids? Yeah, we went with a four year old. No, 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:07.480 two four year olds, one of them is about to 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:12.120 turn five, a five year old, two seven year olds, 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.080 the one to seven year old's about to be eight. 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:15.800 And three adult males. 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:18.480 Okay, the three men. You can wrangle them. 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:21.679 We can wrangle them. And we took the dog in 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:24.679 case you guys need help. No, just because get them out, 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:26.600 burn some energy. Be fun to go up and down 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:27.719 some mountain with a. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:30.160 Dog, right. I wore a white shirt in case we 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:31.120 ran into trouble. 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:34.360 And it's really supposed to be about a mile maybe 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:36.800 a little over a mile hike down to this waterfall 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:40.800 and back. Really forty five minutes, that's about it, and 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:44.480 we'll be back no problem. So we start hiking down 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:47.040 to the waterfall. Kids are having so much fun, but 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.319 there's a couple bridges. The dog is scared to go 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:50.840 over the bridges, so I have to pick them up 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:54.040 because they're like little thin log bridges over water. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:55.920 I've been to Costa Rica before. 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.000 So I got to carry the dog over the bridges 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:00.800 and we go down to the waterfall and we're throwing 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:03.800 rocks in the water and throwing sticks in there and 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:08.120 watching it go down and so fun. Then my brother 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:09.560 in law was like, all right, we go this way 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:13.000 to get back, like, all right, cool. So we start walking. 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:16.320 And this is terrifying. This brings back memories. 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:19.400 And just say, you know, we brought no water, no snacks, bro, 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:24.800 you need me in the woods. And now we've been 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:27.200 going about an hour and thirty minutes. 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:32.880 This is terrifying. This is my biggest fear. And I 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:34.920 think we go this way. All right, cool, we'll go 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:38.760 that way, go that way. Oh no, I. 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:40.720 Think we're going back down the mountain. Maybe we should 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:42.880 go this way. All right, let's go that way. I 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:44.199 didn't go that way. 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:47.200 It is getting a little bit colder out here. 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:52.720 And now we've been going two hours. She and we 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:57.240 got no water, got no nothing. And I'm like, I 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:59.480 don't know, man, And you know, I told you it's 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:01.520 probably about a mile a little over a mile hike 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:05.720 to the waterfalling back. Correct, we're now at three point 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.160 seventy five miles we've gone, so you've been lost for 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:10.640 a mile and a half. Yeah, we are just in there. 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:14.120 And finally we're just walking on a trail and we 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:15.719 don't know and he's like, let me run ahead and 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:18.480 see what's over on this side. No outside goes back 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:22.280 down the mountain. Let's go this way. Start walking that way. 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.720 And I'm like, man, that's going back down again. Guys, 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:27.240 that's down again. Like both sides are going down. We're 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:28.559 going we're on the wrong path. 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.040 You've carried the dog over a bridge now ten times. 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:36.439 And we can see a house about two hundred and 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:38.960 fifty yards straight up the mountain. 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:39.679 Go to it. 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:45.200 And we said, guys, it is time to leave the 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:47.920 beaten path. We are not going to follow one of 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:51.760 these trails for another minute. We're gonna go straight up 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:57.600 this mountain through the woods, unpathed. Don't know what's lying 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:01.280 beneath these leaves and these fallen tree. But we have 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:05.400 been gone for two hours now and we are at 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:11.920 three point nine five miles hiked with two four year olds, 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:15.560 a five year old and two seven year old and 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:20.880 a dog with no water, and we're like, let's just 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:22.240 go look. 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.000 On a tree. You can always tell the moss grows 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:26.280 on the north side. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:28.720 I could see the sunlight, so I was trying to 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:30.920 head towards the sunlight. But whatever path we got on, 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:33.600 it was gonna take us around the side of a mountain. 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:35.600 I don't know, listen for traffic too. 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:38.920 I understand that all I could hear was the water 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:40.160 going down waterfalls. 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:41.600 That's not gonna be very helpful. 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:45.720 No it's not. It's pretty, but it's pretty loud to 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:49.560 find your way. And we were like, I hope these 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:52.280 people don't mind us just climbing right through their backyard 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:53.040 because we're coming. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:55.760 We got to out of three grown men. You guys 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:56.839 all had to tuck your tail. 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:59.200 We had to tuck our tail. Admit, we were lost, 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:02.160 no cell phone service, so it's not like we could 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:04.400 do anything about it, like try to pull up a 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:06.200 map and figure our way out. We're in the middle 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:06.720 of a mountain. 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:08.480 You guys got burrs all over you. 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:11.280 And my brother was always like, I don't think it's 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:13.280 a good idea just to go straight up the mountain, Like, 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:16.280 we got no choice, man, these kids are getting tired. 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:19.920 We're at three point ninety five miles. We got no choice, man. 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:22.520 Okay, you listen to me. 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.720 Don't you give up on me. Promise me, you're never 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:30.560 gonna let go. Promise me, you're never gonna let go. 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:37.560 And we just hiked the two hundred to two hundred 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:41.680 and fifty yards straight up the mountain into the backyard, 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:48.200 around to the front, up the driveway, onto the street, 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:50.880 and we are able to get cell phone service. We 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:55.520 are now at four point oh two miles. Yeah, you 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:57.600 didn't go the right or ute that we have been hiking. 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.880 And we put in the GPS the house. We are 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:04.000 one mile from the house if you walk the roads. 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.160 We weren't gonna be able to walk it. Man, the 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:10.920 kids were tired, right. We called an uber's twenty twenty five. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:13.600 What'd you think we did? So we dropped a print 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:16.320 a pin, sent it to the group text and said 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:19.680 send the vehicles, Send the vehicles. 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.360 But at least you're at safety though, That's all I 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:23.880 can say. 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:27.120 And I mean, we're just camped out in front of 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:28.040 some people's. 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:30.120 Houses, so as you go inside or no. 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:30.920 No, we didn't go in their houses. 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:32.040 Uh. 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.400 And we just there was one guy out in the front, Hey, 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:36.240 how's it going. I was like, hey, how's it going? 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:41.000 And here comes my wife, Here comes my sister in law. 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:45.680 They brought two vehicles to rescue the stranded hikers. 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:47.440 I thought we were looking. 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:48.680 At each other like, all right, which one are we 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:50.960 gonna eat? Which one are we gonna eat? Man, we've 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:54.640 been gone. We were gone for two hours and thirty 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:58.800 two minutes, with a total hike of four point zero 0:15:58.880 --> 0:15:59.760 one miles. 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:02.400 You were red. That was pilgrims Man before we stole 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:06.960 it from the Native Americans. That's crazy. You gotta be careful. 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:09.320 Never go on a hike without water and food. That's 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:11.600 all those people die at Joshua Tree and then the 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.240 temperatures change and that's how you die. 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:17.720 Oh dah's just gonna be a straight to the waterfall 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:19.560 and back from the waterfall. 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:21.800 Bro, I didn't even know your story. And I said, 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:24.840 white shirt sos, because I know how that goes. When 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.600 you're in the woods, you get freakin' lost. It's confusing 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:29.640 as hell. We'd go look at woods all the time 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:31.280 with my dad and sometimes he would get lost. But 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:34.560 then he's better with directions than us. It's terrifying when 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:35.400 you get turned around. 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.440 I just assumed that my brother in law, he said, oh, 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:39.720 I know where we're going, So I just figured he knew. 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:41.680 And we got to one point where there was two 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:44.800 signs that said trail that way, trail that way, didn't 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:47.440 say which trail it was, just said trail. So that 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:50.720 onen't good. And then you got baby box chiming in, No, Dad, 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:52.960 I think we need to go this way, Like, how 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:55.120 the hell do you know which way to go? Son? 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:57.840 You ain't ever been in these dang woods. Actually, Dad, 0:16:57.840 --> 0:17:01.880 we came in these woods yesterday. You got here. Oh, oh, 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:03.400 my bad, So maybe you do know a little bit. 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:04.560 I should have listened to my kids. 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:06.360 Yeah, maybe I should have listened to the seven year old. 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:09.080 But my brother in law like, oh, here's a red path, 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:11.040 but I think we're supposed to be on the Orange path. 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:13.320 I don't know. 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:16.080 I don't remember which one we came in. We were lost, man, 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:17.400 we were lost in the woods. 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:19.399 Been there. I've been there a handful of times. It 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:23.600 is terrifying. I wish that upon nobody. It's not lost 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:27.840 on Broadway in booze in the bottle. It's lost, and 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:30.760 you have no idea where you're going, not in life, 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:33.280 but physically where you're going. It's it's one of the 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:34.920 most terrifying feelings. 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:38.280 So it felt good to be rescued. They pulled up 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:40.879 in the vehicles and we told them in the text 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:44.800 bringing water. We haven't had water, and the kids down 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:46.440 some water. We got in the vehicles. 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:47.200 We drove the. 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:50.560 One mile home, and that one mile home was a 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:52.240 lot of big hills. It would have been treachery. It 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:53.679 would have been tough for the kids to make it. 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:57.880 They would have been exhausted. But afterwards the kids were like, man, 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:00.920 that was so fun. We got lost. Can we get 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:03.360 lost again later? Can we get lost again later? They 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:06.520 didn't realize that we hyped four miles. I mean, I'm 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:08.760 not talking like a little nice easy path. We're talking 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:13.960 up elevation, down elevator. And they were warriors out there. 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:19.159 Yep. What with the being lost? The kids, they the 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:22.840 dads at the dinner table later on, we're lucky, John, 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:24.600 I know we are, Jim. 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:28.879 It was just great to be home. And then the 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:32.000 day got even better because then it's time to fry 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:34.320 the turkey. And I'll tell you all about it right 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:41.320 after this. So you get the turkey things set up 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:43.520 on the back porch, A right here we go. Let's 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:46.160 get that turkey. They've been you know, falling the turkey 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:48.960 and you get the friar stands set up. 0:18:49.359 --> 0:18:51.360