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Speaker 1: Welcome back.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you what I was here two days ago.

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Speaker 1: I understand you told me that you came up here,

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Speaker 1: brought the family, showed them around. Did you come in

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Speaker 1: here and show them the That's why the Sore Losers

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Speaker 1: is on the screen.

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Speaker 3: Had to show that off.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. We could show all of our listeners

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Speaker 1: on the web, but we don't ever do the cameras.

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Speaker 1: As Berlason pointed out, it was like the Broncos offense.

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Speaker 1: I said, it's hard to watch and he goes sort

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Speaker 1: of like the Sred Losers podcast on YouTube.

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Speaker 3: That's funny, I laughed.

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Speaker 1: I said, well played, well played. And I mean, I

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Speaker 1: have so many stories roll from this trip, this Thanksgiving Holiday,

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Speaker 1: the break, the adventure to North Carolina, Thanksgiving Day, the

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Speaker 1: adventure back. But I'm gonna tell you I am so annoyed.

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Speaker 1: I sat down last night to watch football, and I mean,

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Speaker 1: if Chris collins Worth, I was about to jump out

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Speaker 1: a window.

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Speaker 3: Where'd you say, Mariatta or what I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: Marcus Mariota, Mariota, Mario Ta, Mario Ta? And he was

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Speaker 1: so im ta ta? How do you say it?

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Speaker 3: Mariota, Mariota Mario Ta he lived here.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, he lived here. Apparently he's Asian now Mario.

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Speaker 1: I thought he was Hawaiian, but now he's Asian. Mario

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Speaker 1: Ta Ta. I mean it was like, dude, stop Marcus

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Speaker 1: mariot Ta Ta Ta. And I was like, am I

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Speaker 1: the only one hearing this? This is the first time

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Speaker 1: I've ever heard it pronounced this way? And he I

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Speaker 1: thought he was being funny at first, but he did

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Speaker 1: it over and over and over, and it was so

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Speaker 1: over the top that I almost had to put the

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Speaker 1: damn thing on mute.

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Speaker 3: Somebody had to have recorded it.

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Speaker 1: Somebody had to Mario ta.

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Speaker 3: Every time that he had the ball.

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Speaker 1: Every Oh, Mario Ta, it throws the ball, Maryota throws

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Speaker 1: the ball. What are we doing? Oh? Nice run by Mariota.

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Speaker 3: Did he have to possess the ball a lot? So

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Speaker 3: you were hearing it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was a very weird. I just

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Speaker 1: knock some things over. I wish I'd recorded it. I

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Speaker 1: didn't even think about that Ray. That would have been

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Speaker 1: so smart.

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Speaker 3: And I'm curious was Jaydeon Daniels? What happened to him?

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Speaker 1: He dislocated his elbow?

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Speaker 3: Man, you can still play? What arm? Left arm. I

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Speaker 3: don't think he's right handed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you can play here we go,

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Speaker 1: you ready, let's see here.

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Speaker 2: It is hard to come up with a scheme that's

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Speaker 2: goin to chumps to the quarterback against.

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Speaker 3: Second to the thirty four yard line.

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Speaker 1: So they moved to town their well.

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Speaker 2: Marion tells in posision of trying to make a play,

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Speaker 2: Billy guys jumped past his picks.

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Speaker 3: By the veteran Dray Green left Jaydon Daniels choose from

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Speaker 3: the back.

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Speaker 2: So Marcus Mariota is one of MARTA's guys playing quarterback.

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Speaker 2: But this was really unsmart.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna run up, jump.

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Speaker 2: Up in the air, have no vision War three to

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Speaker 2: play whatsoever, and throw it right into the hands of

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Speaker 2: green Law. That is just you cannot even come up

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Speaker 2: with an.

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Speaker 1: Excuse for that.

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Speaker 3: Oh dude, I mean, it wasn't as bad as you said.

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Speaker 1: Number six on the season for Mariota.

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Speaker 3: That was Trico.

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Speaker 1: No, No, that was Trico. But I'm telling you Collinsworth

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Speaker 1: was the one doing Mario ta Mario ta Mariota. I'm

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Speaker 1: never gonna look at him the same again. Every time

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Speaker 1: I see Mariota, I'm gonna say, Mario ta Mariota. It

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Speaker 1: was the most annoying thing in the world.

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Speaker 3: We'll already put my Mario Ta jersey on the dead

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Speaker 3: skeleton for Halloween. Titans have died seasons over. We are

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Speaker 3: the worst sports city in America right now. We have

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Speaker 3: the worst hockey team and the worst football team. That's

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Speaker 3: a round of applause for the city of Nashville. But

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Speaker 3: we got the number one party.

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Speaker 1: Scene and we got the number one podcast convention in February.

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Speaker 1: So that's a good idea, well said, Yeah, now let's

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Speaker 1: start the show, because I do believe our last show

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Speaker 1: we never started.

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Speaker 3: The show doesn't matter nobody. Nobody needs to know what

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Speaker 3: show they're listening to. It just needs to be people

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Speaker 3: they're talking to. Boom Boomer said, he listened to us

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Speaker 3: for two hours on the way home to Michigan. So

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Speaker 3: kids are listening again.

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Speaker 1: That's what I like to hear, because we listened to

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Speaker 1: us zero on the way home from North Carolina zero

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Speaker 1: percent zero. Did we hear the podcast six seven?

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Speaker 3: That's so the kids will listen. Oh, all right, we're

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Speaker 3: gonna do it live six seven.

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Speaker 1: Oh the what too, soul Loser? What up? Everybody? I

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Speaker 1: am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll

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Speaker 1: give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty much a spool or genius, y'all.

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Speaker 3: It's Sisan Ray Mundo from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 3: I live on the north side of Nashville with Baser

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Speaker 3: at the family in town. We were all there in

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Speaker 3: the country. It was awesome. We got two point two

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Speaker 3: kids at Vanderbilt. We will release a secret about that

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Speaker 3: little story of our of our our lives on a

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Speaker 3: three minute post podcast post that's gonna come at the

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Speaker 3: very end of this one. But yeah, we got what

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Speaker 3: do we have? Two point three three three three three acres?

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Speaker 3: And I have a heart attack when I'm seventy two.

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Speaker 3: If any of that made any sense, probably not over

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Speaker 3: to you, man.

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Speaker 1: Oh Ray, let me tell you about Thanksgiving? Man, what

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Speaker 1: what a trip to North Carolina? I mean, it was

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Speaker 1: so awesome.

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Speaker 3: Wait did you go there because bones new favorite teams,

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Speaker 3: the Panthers.

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Speaker 1: No, No, that's not why I went. I went because

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Speaker 1: my wife's aunt lives in North Carolina. So I was like,

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Speaker 1: all right, yeah, holidays with my wife's family. Let's go

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Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving. Here's the problem, it was a three bedroom house.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Comb's lived there. Now Luke Combs doesn't live.

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Speaker 1: There, but my wife's aunt lives there. Then my in

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Speaker 1: laws were there. That's three people. My family is five,

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Speaker 1: that's eight people. More like outlaws, that's eight people. My

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Speaker 1: sister in law that's nine people. My wife's cousin, her husband,

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Speaker 1: two kids. That's thirteen people.

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Speaker 1: My wife's brother, his wife and two kids. How many

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Speaker 1: people is that right? Seventeen people six seven in one house. Yeah, see,

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Speaker 1: I'm not and I am a.

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Speaker 3: Huge proponent for no more than five to ten people

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Speaker 3: in a normal size house. We just because it's a

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Speaker 3: holiday doesn't mean we need people sleeping on the floors.

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Speaker 1: I've been saying it forever. Oh so, we had air

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Speaker 1: mattresses of plenty all over the place. Didn't have enough

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Speaker 1: pillows for everyone in the house. I had to use

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Speaker 1: a stack of towels for a pillow. Well it's better

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Speaker 1: than what the guy down in the street slept on

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Speaker 1: last that's a great point. At least I had heat

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Speaker 1: in the mountains of North Carolina once I got there.

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Speaker 1: Apparently it's beautiful. A week I get there, it's in

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Speaker 1: the forties and I'm bundled up, freezing my off.

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Speaker 3: Were you guys ready to make it warm? Eat?

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Speaker 1: Not with that many people in the house, That's what

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Speaker 3: Could you squeeze one of those in?

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Speaker 1: No, couldn't have any privacy whatsoever. I mean, heck's sleeping

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Speaker 1: the floor, tripping over an animal, you know, got the

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Speaker 1: dog with us, Pure pandemonium.

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Speaker 3: You can't ever get your toothbrush. Oh yeah, yeah, I'll

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Speaker 3: just shower with the little kid.

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Speaker 1: You know. Yeah. Oh no, No, my kids only took

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Speaker 1: what they were there for a week. They only took

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Speaker 3: Smart. I mean they're only playing around all day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're only playing around all day, and you don't

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Speaker 1: want to stop the fun to have time to shower.

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Speaker 1: So like it's like, hey, guys, just whatever, it's it's

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Speaker 1: Then the next day it's like ten thirty day, Ah,

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Speaker 1: I don't worry, we'll shower the next day. Then it's

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Speaker 1: So they showered last night when they got home, So

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Speaker 1: your house smells like North Carolina basically got clothes strown everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Because I was like, all right, we gotta get to bed.

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Speaker 1: We gotta get to bed. But anyway, so I get

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Speaker 1: there Wednesday night, you know what I mean, all excited.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's do this. It's gonna be so fun. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: show up. Everybody's already had dinner. They saved me a

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Speaker 1: good two and a half slices of pizza that they

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Speaker 3: Cool.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, that's really gonna fill me up.

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Speaker 3: You flew or drove.

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Speaker 1: I flew family drove earlier because the kids were off

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Speaker 3: Been there. So what Muff's coming up a day early. Cool,

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Speaker 3: I'll be at work for the next three days.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So that was that. I was like, all right, Cools,

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Speaker 1: Oh man, you're good. Get there on you know, they

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Speaker 1: wake up Thanksgiving and we're just hanging out at the house,

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Speaker 1: kind of have some little snacks for breakfast. Eat some

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Speaker 1: castle roll with eggs and sausage, and I don't know

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Speaker 1: maybe some potatoes. Maybe hash browns is what's in there?

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Speaker 1: Tater tots. I don't know. My wife made it. It's

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Speaker 1: not the custom bubble bread that I'm used to that

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Speaker 1: I love. That is a family tradition of mine.

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Speaker 3: Bubba bubba bubble bubble bread.

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Speaker 1: No, they didn't bother to get the ingredients to make

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Speaker 1: But that's okay. I'm not upset about that. We'll just

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Speaker 1: Then the kids are like, hey, Dad, let's go on

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Speaker 1: a hike. Let's go on a hike.

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Speaker 3: Do it? Said?

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Speaker 1: All right, yeah, your great idea. The ladies are in there,

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Speaker 1: you know, they're making the Thanksgiving sides, and we'll come

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Speaker 1: back and we'll fry the turkey when we get back.

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Speaker 3: You're doing that.

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Speaker 1: We were gonna do it on the back porch, right,

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Speaker 1: do the fry turkey. You know it's gonna be great.

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Speaker 1: Women are in there making the you know, sweet potatoes,

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Speaker 1: the mashed potatoes, the green beans, the whatever else they're making.

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Speaker 1: So we decide we're gonna take the dog with us

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna walk a little bit. And it's like

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Speaker 1: a they want to go hike down to some waterfalls.

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Speaker 3: Case you get lost. Is it too cold to hike?

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Speaker 1: No, it's like forty five degrees and you're gonna go

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Speaker 1: with kids? Yeah, we went with a four year old. No,

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Speaker 1: two four year olds, one of them is about to

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Speaker 1: the one to seven year old's about to be eight.

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Speaker 1: And three adult males.

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Speaker 1: I understand that all I could hear was the water

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Speaker 3: That's not gonna be very helpful.

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Speaker 1: No it's not. It's pretty, but it's pretty loud to

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Speaker 3: We got to out of three grown men. You guys

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Speaker 1: We had to tuck our tail. Admit, we were lost,

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Speaker 3: You guys got burrs all over you.

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Speaker 1: And my brother was always like, I don't think it's

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Speaker 3: Okay, you listen to me.

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Speaker 1: Don't you give up on me. Promise me, you're never

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Speaker 1: What'd you think we did? So we dropped a print

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Speaker 3: But at least you're at safety though, That's all I

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Speaker 1: And I mean, we're just camped out in front of

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Speaker 1: No, we didn't go in their houses.

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Speaker 1: And we just there was one guy out in the front, Hey,

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Speaker 3: I thought we were looking.

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Speaker 3: You were red. That was pilgrims Man before we stole

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Speaker 1: Oh dah's just gonna be a straight to the waterfall

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Speaker 3: Bro, I didn't even know your story. And I said,

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Speaker 1: I just assumed that my brother in law, he said, oh,

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Speaker 1: You ain't ever been in these dang woods. Actually, Dad,

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Speaker 3: I should have listened to my kids.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I should have listened to the seven year old.

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Speaker 3: Been there. I've been there a handful of times. It

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Speaker 3: Yep. What with the being lost? The kids, they the

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Speaker 3: I know we are, Jim.

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Speaker 1: It was just great to be home. And then the

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Speaker 3: But are you doing it or is somebody else man

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Speaker 1: Now it's really the father in law. He's gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really caring to do it.

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Speaker 3: Whatever my situation. Father in law brought over the turkey.

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Speaker 3: Brother in law brought over the ham.

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Speaker 1: There you go, there you go. There was no ham

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Speaker 1: If you like ham, love him.

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Speaker 3: it live. Man.

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Speaker 1: I love him.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: Ham is my favorite.

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 1: It's my absolute favor, dude.

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Speaker 3: It's the most phenomenal ham I've ever had.

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Speaker 1: Ham is so much better than turkey.

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Speaker 3: Hey, am, I am ray. I love doctor Jews.

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Speaker 1: Ham is so much better than turkey.

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Speaker 3: The turkey was pretty good. We got it infused with stuff.

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Speaker 3: Oh it was so good. Father h Yeah, Father in

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Speaker 3: I'm eating it.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I go, I go, what you take you that to

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Speaker 3: the boys down there at the old fire station. He goes, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's pretty awesome.

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Speaker 3: It was that good father in law took it with

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Speaker 1: The boys at the house. Man, I'm gonna keep that

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00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,520
Speaker 1: from me. That one's on me. So we get out

441
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,119
Speaker 1: there and we're like, ah, man, can't try for light

442
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,719
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes, can't get it to light.

443
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:15,880
Speaker 3: But you lost again.

444
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,960
Speaker 1: Now we're on the back porch. The friar won't light.

445
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,920
Speaker 3: Dude, you guys can't win.

446
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:21,560
Speaker 2: Uh.

447
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,800
Speaker 1: So we start texting neighbors, Hey, do you happen to

448
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,320
Speaker 1: have a stand turkey fire stand? We can't get ours

449
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:30,159
Speaker 1: a light? No. No, So my aunt posts on the

450
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,600
Speaker 1: neighborhood facebook page, Hey, anybody got a friar stand? Ours

451
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:38,840
Speaker 1: won't light? Crickets? So here we are. The sides are

452
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,200
Speaker 1: all you know, pretty much ready and we have no turkey.

453
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,239
Speaker 3: It was a malfunctioning thing. And guys, let's be real,

454
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:47,200
Speaker 3: how many times have they used it? Once a year

455
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 3: for twenty years?

456
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,960
Speaker 1: Ding ding ding ding hadn't been brought out since what

457
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,400
Speaker 1: last Christmas or Thanksgiving?

458
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,240
Speaker 3: There was this Instagram thing where the dad had the

459
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,160
Speaker 3: electric razor that cuts the meat or whatever, and he goes,

460
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,160
Speaker 3: we've been married forty seven years? Is this forty seven times?

461
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 3: The only time you use it for is Thanksgiving? Never

462
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,560
Speaker 3: do you ever get the electric cutter out?

463
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,439
Speaker 1: Yeah? So that's the thing man. So then we, uh,

464
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,120
Speaker 1: we're like what do we do? And you can't put

465
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:15,000
Speaker 1: it in the oven now because it's gonna take five hours.

466
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 3: See, I don't know on the cooking side of it,

467
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:18,200
Speaker 3: but I know they're not easy.

468
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 1: So we are between a rock and a hard place.

469
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:29,879
Speaker 1: We have no turkey for Thanksgiving dinner campfire. So we

470
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 1: look around, We're like what, we don't know what to do.

471
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:36,159
Speaker 1: So we start dissecting it because my aunt has a

472
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 1: pressure cooker, it's like an air fryer basically. Yeah, okay,

473
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 1: so we are chopping this turkey up and shoving pieces

474
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,480
Speaker 1: in the air fryer.

475
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, what time are we talking right now?

476
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 3: Two thirty It's Thanksgiving time?

477
00:21:55,480 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 1: It is Thanksgiving time, dude, I mean does like this was?

478
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 1: The turkey was supposed to be in the freaking friar

479
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 1: at like one o'clock. I was supposed to be in

480
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,639
Speaker 1: there ready to like let's go. There's no way this

481
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,000
Speaker 1: ends up good, though, So we are chopping it up

482
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 1: piece by piece. Everybody's teaming up. Everybody's teaming it up,

483
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 1: and it is just a disaster. All the sides are

484
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 1: now having to be reheated and reheated because they're cold

485
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 1: by now.

486
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,439
Speaker 3: Well, what a tribute to the Pilgrims man, Like, I mean,

487
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,160
Speaker 3: just they have a butter better meal two hundred years ago.

488
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 1: Like I thought the turkey was gonna be rudy. Now

489
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 1: the sweet potatoes are hitting. Now I've been out of

490
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 1: the oven for an hour. We're gonna have to reheat them. Sorry,

491
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 1: didn't know this was gonna happen.

492
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 3: So we went.

493
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 1: Pressure cooker, ripped up turkey and cooked it. Then reheat

494
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 1: all the sides and we ate Thanksgiving dinner at like

495
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 1: three forty five, still within the window. Turkey was okay,

496
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: There's no way it was good. No, no, I said, okay, oh,

497
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 1: it was edible.

498
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 3: At least there's a story behind it.

499
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 1: It was edible.

500
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 3: But what happened with the turkey friar?

501
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 1: It wouldn't light See, I don't know. Ray. I didn't

502
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,919
Speaker 1: take it apart and see what was.

503
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 3: Wrong with it. But like, was it the lady that

504
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 3: lived there or did somebody bring it from Nashville? No,

505
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 3: she had it. Okay, see that's on her. You got

506
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 3: to try it the day before, the week before the

507
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 3: minute of action. She tries to see if this friar

508
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 3: is gonna fry up from a year ago. And it didn't.

509
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 1: Let me, let me break the news to you.

510
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 3: It didn't.

511
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 1: It didn't start. It didn't start right. And so here's

512
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 1: the thing. I may. I was like, wow, this is

513
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 1: a great Thanksgiving dinner. Wow, this is so fun. So

514
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: we ate during the Cowboys Chiefs game. I didn't see

515
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 1: one second of that game. I don't know how that

516
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 1: game went. I don't know if the Cowboys dominated. I

517
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: know they won. I don't know if it was back

518
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 1: and forth. Don't know a thing about it.

519
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 3: I was busy with kids. We watched a lot of

520
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 3: the Packers line. But yeah, I was busy during that one.

521
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 3: Packers Lines was the first game, right, yea, it was

522
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 3: Packers all day long. A lot of lines never had

523
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:02,920
Speaker 3: a chance.

524
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: I think I watched one quarter of that game, and

525
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: maybe what was the night Oh, the night game was

526
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 1: the Bengals and Ravens. Guess how many plays that I saw?

527
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 3: It was a blowout.

528
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: Didn't see a single play Ray it was Joe cool.

529
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: You want to know why I didn't see a single play? Right?

530
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 1: Because this house was set up weird.

531
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,639
Speaker 3: I'm guessing they didn't have cable.

532
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 1: Well that's one reason. Right they had four channels.

533
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 3: Well, you'd have been able to get one of them then.

534
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 1: Right, they had four channels. But here's the problem. When

535
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 1: you walk in, you're in the front little walkway. There's

536
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 1: a bathroom to your left, The living room is straight ahead,

537
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 1: the dining room is of the right, kitchen around the

538
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: corner right to the right is the stairs. You go upstairs,

539
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 1: there's two bedrooms up there, and then where the TV

540
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: is is in the far left wing of that upstairs.

541
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 3: I have the mental picture. I just drew the map.

542
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: Everybody congregates downstairs, in the living room and in the

543
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,439
Speaker 1: dining room. There is no TV down there.

544
00:24:58,359 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 3: And it's just nobody's going to go in a random

545
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,159
Speaker 3: room by himself with a door closed. It looks like

546
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 3: you're looking at.

547
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 1: Porn ding ding ding ray. If you want to go

548
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 1: watch TV, you have to go up into the far

549
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: left where no one is.

550
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd have already passed five TVs at my house.

551
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: So you are away from everybody. No one knows where

552
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 1: you are, and you are anti social, anti thanksgiving, anti everything.

553
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 3: Because you want to watch the game. Yes, what used

554
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 3: to be called being a man is now called being

555
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 3: anti social because you want to watch your sports.

556
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: Right, And so it was awkward when I'm getting text

557
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: from Batter's box like oh my god, and I don't respond,

558
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 1: what are you doing? He wasn't there, No, this is

559
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: my wife's side. Okay, Well, I mean I heard the

560
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 1: whole family tree. I thought at some point he threw

561
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: Batter's boxing. No, and he's just like, oh my, are

562
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 1: you there? This is unbelievable.

563
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 3: That was a great game, but it had him not

564
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 3: been the late game. The last lay game was bad.

565
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,400
Speaker 1: Highly entertaining.

566
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 3: Oh he's talking about Chiefs Cowboys.

567
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I don't know what he's saying

568
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 1: it wasn't.

569
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 3: It wasn't Lions Packers because I was always out of reach.

570
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: And then he I guess he called and he goes,

571
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 1: you can't even take my calls. Hoppy he gave me

572
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: and I'm like what. He goes, what a game? I

573
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 1: was like, I didn't see a second of it, and

574
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: he goes, what are you doing?

575
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 3: I was all to high.

576
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 1: He was like, I was over at mom and Dad's. Dude,

577
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: dad got a new eighty inch TV.

578
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 3: WHOA?

579
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: I'm like what. He goes, Yeah, night before Thanksgiving his

580
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 1: TV went out, and I guess he just went to

581
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: best Buy and he called me. He goes, can I

582
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,360
Speaker 1: uh help him hang at his new TV? He goes how.

583
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: I was like, why does my dad need help hanging

584
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: in TV? He goes, oh my god, the TV was

585
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 1: so big it barely fit in the bed of his truck.

586
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 3: It's like Taylor Lawan the one time I saw him

587
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 3: outside of best Buy.

588
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, he got an eighty inch dude.

589
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: He goes, it's massive and I was like wow, But

590
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I didn't see it.

591
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 4: Man.

592
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't understand how you didn't see

593
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 1: in the football and I was like, well, the TV

594
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 1: is up left, far left of the house, so you

595
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: have to And he's like, we'll just go up there

596
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: and watch it. I'm like, well, no one else was

597
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: up there, so I can't just leave the whole family.

598
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: He's like, this is very disappointing.

599
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 3: So it's polite of the family member to offer up

600
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,719
Speaker 3: their house. But sometimes when you don't have the amenities

601
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 3: for a huge group of people, you just really shouldn't

602
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 3: throw it out there. In my opinion, am I Ow.

603
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, whenever you have football to be watched, it'd be

604
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 1: nice to have it in a common area where we

605
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: can have it on in the background. Everybody's talking, hanging

606
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 1: out right.

607
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 3: But almost as you almost invite enough people, do you

608
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 3: have seats for? You don't need people sitting on the

609
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 3: arms of chairs and stuff. Just because you're trying to

610
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 3: pack in for the holidays. Sometimes you got to cut

611
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 3: it off at eight people. You don't need to have

612
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 3: twenty people. The third cousin, the fourth ex wife, the

613
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 3: little seven year old from across the street, that's a

614
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 3: secret baby. You don't need all that at a Thanksgiving.

615
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 3: And that's why I drove the line. Sister nephew's wife,

616
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 3: her brother, her mom, dad. That's it. A couple other

617
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,360
Speaker 3: kids sprinkled in, another niece and nephew. We were out

618
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 3: the door at twelve. I don't want one more footstep

619
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 3: inside my house.

620
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: Sounds like you had it down, man, I didn't have

621
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 1: an option. There was nowhere to go. There was nowhere

622
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: to go, like look around and watch it. And so

623
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: it's cool. Thanksgiving ends, we go to bed. That's all right.

624
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 3: Friday, you know what, we got another hike.

625
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: Well, the kids did want to do another hike, but

626
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,959
Speaker 1: we got Bears Eagles, and we'll talk about it right

627
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: after this. Wake up Friday. Man, I'll rejuvenated, all right, man,

628
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 1: Bears my favorite team.

629
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, stuffed? Do we eat a lot of crap? I

630
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 3: felt like dog crap on Friday.

631
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't feel great because but I mean

632
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: they only had pumpkin pie, and I don't like pumpkin pie.

633
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: They have pecan pie, which was okay. They did have

634
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: a coconut pie, which wasn't bad.

635
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 3: Interesting, we went pumpkin chocolate, which has also got some

636
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 3: other name, and then oh yeah, they were talking about

637
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 3: it and then pecan That might have been it. Sorry,

638
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 3: muff if I'm not remembering one.

639
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so you wake up on Friday hanging out,

640
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,239
Speaker 1: have some breadwas most pie? Chest pie is what they

641
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: call it?

642
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 3: Don't really chocolate?

643
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't? Why not just call it chocolate? Don't understand

644
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: the fancy name. And my wife makes the same castrole

645
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: she made the day before.

646
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 3: Was it warm? It is warm?

647
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: Cast rolls warm, the eggs, the tater tots, the cheese something,

648
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: and it's really it's really pretty good, Honey.

649
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 3: I love this. It has a similar flavor as yesterday.

650
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 3: Oh it's the same thing.

651
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: Oh its same thing. Okay, cool, yeah, all right, cool.

652
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: I really appreciate that. And what what goes down on

653
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: Friday is.

654
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 3: You're eat the same warmed up food from the day before,

655
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 3: but it's a worse version of it. Awesome. Can we

656
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 3: just go to waffle house? Kidding me? So we did?

657
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm glad you didn't.

658
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 3: I'm made in an order of like seventy five dollars. Dude,

659
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 3: I ain't eating food three times we ate it for lunch, dinner,

660
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 3: at that's the line. We're not eating this again.

661
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: Well we did. We ate it, and we're hanging out

662
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: and my well, my brother in law. He went into

663
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: town to have breakfast, him and his wife and two kids.

664
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: They went to have breakfast. We're not having this again,

665
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: smart man. They went to have breakfast at a restaurant

666
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: and then my finals, don't forget we're playing golf today

667
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: at one o'clock.

668
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 3: You guys try and squeeze in some golf.

669
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: I said, what, he goes, Yeah, it's really you know,

670
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: brother in law really wants to play golf.

671
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 3: His son.

672
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: He was like, so we're gonna play one o'clock And

673
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: I was like, you do realize the bears play at three, right.

674
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're questioning golf over the family time.

675
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Get out of the house, go swing the sticks.

676
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: Oh ray, did I mention? I checked the weather on Friday,

677
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: high of forty two.

678
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's getting worse of an option, but still

679
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 3: better than getting lost and eating three day old cast role.

680
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: Correct. So we did take a trip to the dump.

681
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: Took the boys to the dump where they get to

682
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: throw the glass bottles into the dumpster and see him break.

683
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 3: They stand above the dumpster and smash him. I gotta

684
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 3: bring him out to my county dump. It's great dude.

685
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 3: They absolutely loved it.

686
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: I mean just over and ore breaking bottles loved it.

687
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: They absolutely love that. Then we head back to the house.

688
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: Brother in law is and such are. He's like, I'm

689
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: gonna go. I'm gonna go check us in. I'm gonna

690
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,239
Speaker 1: hit some balls. Wait does he the same guy win

691
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: for breakfast? Yeah, he's back.

692
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 3: So he's freaking out a little bit.

693
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: He dropped his family off and he's ready to go.

694
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 3: He's got cabin fever or he's.

695
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: Got cabin fever. He needs to swing those sticks.

696
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 3: He's like at the boarding grocery store getting a vape

697
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 3: next day.

698
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, wow, man, this is this too much

699
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: family time? I think driving him nuts.

700
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 3: I gotta say, though, the store's not being open on

701
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving and limited hours kind of throws you for a loop.

702
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,479
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because they don't have a turkey frier when

703
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: you need one. They don't have a turkey frier stand

704
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: for sale on Thanksgiving because everything's closed.

705
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 3: Well, try also preparing for your wife's birthday the following

706
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 3: day when every store is closed.

707
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: Oh it's awesome. Continue, So we head to the golf

708
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,239
Speaker 1: course high at forty two. You know what I mean,

709
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: so we're gonna be wearing some layers, got some pants,

710
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: got a jacket on. I go in the clubhouse and

711
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: they have weather gloves. I buy those because I'm like,

712
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: my hands are freezing. But it feels weird having two

713
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: gloves when you're trying to hit the golf ball. Feels

714
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: weird holding a stick.

715
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 3: I do it.

716
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: And let's just say that, it was like I had

717
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: never played golf in my life.

718
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 3: I love to hear it. I loved to hear it

719
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 3: because I haven't played on a course in like three months.

720
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 3: I couldn't love to hear it.

721
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: Couldn't hit the golf ball.

722
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 3: You're out there with the family, try to show out,

723
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 3: and you just suck.

724
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: You absolutely sucked.

725
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 3: Is it from the get go?

726
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 4: Nah?

727
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: First a hole, drove it right down the middle, missed

728
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: the green to the left, chipped it up and barely

729
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: missed my putt. Tap in, bogie all right. Second hole,

730
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: I mean, like the wheels fall off.

731
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 3: What was it the driving?

732
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, second hole, drive right down the middle.

733
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 3: Then you're good.

734
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: Boom second shot, boom, right, it's a five. It's a

735
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: five par five uphill and I hit a six iron

736
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: in the second shot. To put me about one ten out. Yeah, perfect, yank,

737
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 1: get left way over the green, back in the leaves.

738
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: Oh hit it out of there, short, You hit it

739
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: over with one and ten yards. Yeah, well I hit

740
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: it left left, got it and it rolled all the

741
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: way back in the leaves. All right, fine, chip it short,

742
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,719
Speaker 1: doesn't make it on the green. Then I bladed across

743
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: the green into the sand, out of the sand. Terrible,

744
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: like a ten, like an eight cheez on a par

745
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: five snow man. Well, it doesn't get any better. I

746
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: mean I got a nine on a hole and it

747
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: was just like it was unbelievable.

748
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 3: Is someone's cold out or what you weren't with the course.

749
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:05,239
Speaker 1: I've played the course. I've it was cold. I mean

750
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: I just wasn't hitting it. I don't know.

751
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 3: It's the worst when you don't hit it flush. I

752
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 3: don't care where the shot goes. If you hit it flush,

753
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 3: that's all that matter.

754
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 1: That's what matters. And so by whole seven, the sun

755
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: is starting to go down. Oh it's right, you went

756
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: later for somebody at one o'clock. So by whole seven

757
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 1: I am now the sweatshirt and jacket like a short

758
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: light jacket pull over underneath.

759
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 3: Are there other smucks playing in this course?

760
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: There's other people playing, right, And by the time we

761
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: finished around, I think the.

762
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 3: One by mean Boy was closed on Thanksgiving Day.

763
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: Oh, this is the day after.

764
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 3: Don't worry.

765
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 1: Oh, I wore Beanie the whole time. I went Beanie

766
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: the absolute entire time had warmers.

767
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 3: I would have brought more stuff with me.

768
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: And I mean by the time we were done, the

769
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 1: sun is already going down. They told us carts had

770
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: to be by five. We got him in about five twenty,

771
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: but it is probably thirty degrees.

772
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 3: You cut it short.

773
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: No, No, brother in law was not gonna we were

774
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: not missing a whole. Like we got to eighteen and

775
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: my father in law was like, hey, they said cart's

776
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: got to be in by five, we should probably take

777
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 1: it in, and we're like, we're on eighteen, let's just finish.

778
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 1: And the family had driven over. Everybody had driven over

779
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 1: because we're gonna walk around the golf course and chase

780
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 1: some deer afterwards. So they're waiting up there on the eighteen.

781
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 3: After you already froze the death. Now I need to

782
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 3: go chase deer exactly. Go see where you hit all

783
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 3: your balls.

784
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 4: Oh, found it.

785
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh these are hey, guys, it's actually good in

786
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,720
Speaker 3: the woods. I'm finding some of my balls from earlier.

787
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so we I actually played that whole well,

788
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: hit the fairway on the drive, second shot up and

789
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: then chip it on and I mean, the kids come

790
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: running out on the green, dude, Tiger Woods and they're

791
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: sitting there and we're all putting, putting, and I was like,

792
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: am I gonna make this? And they're like no, and.

793
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 3: They're like, may get, may get, may get. You have

794
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 3: like the what do they call it? The gallery?

795
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: I have the gallery, but the gallery is no. They've

796
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: invaded the green. They're not just waiting up top. They

797
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: are like on the green, dude, they are there. And

798
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 1: so I have all this pressure of everybody around me.

799
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: And I drained the butt and they go crazy, whoa.

800
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 4: Whoa, there's people still playing golf.

801
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 2: I made that.

802
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.

803
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: That was the end of the round. Then we go

804
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,919
Speaker 1: chase Deer and I mean, I am snot. I feel

805
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 1: like freezing in my face. Everyone is freezing cold.

806
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 3: You're in a bad mood.

807
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 1: I'm in a bad mood because I couldn't hit the ball.

808
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: And my wife consents, like how was it, And she's

809
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: on cheering and she's expecting me to say, oh, it

810
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: was so fun hanging out with your dad and brother,

811
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And they're great, like they're awesome.

812
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 3: It was miserable, I be real with you.

813
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: It was terrible, but I said, but it was awful,

814
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: I said, because it was like I couldn't hit the

815
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: damn golf ball. I was like, it was cold and embarrassing.

816
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: She just, oh, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. And

817
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: I said, no, no, no, I said, because I talk

818
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: about how oh I'm I think I'm getting better at golf,

819
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: and then I go play with your dad and brother

820
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: and it's like I can't hit the golf ball. So

821
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,359
Speaker 1: it's like I just make this crap up. She goes,

822
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: they don't think that. I was like, it's still embarrassing.

823
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 3: They're walking a little taller at work today. They are

824
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 3: film may be retired.

825
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: But because they were just smacking me around the golf course.

826
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: And then it was time to head to dinner. Man

827
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: and we went and ate some barbecue.

828
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 3: And we went to bed. Hush did their frar work.

829
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 3: But I got a text from Batter's box. He's like oh,

830
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 3: another game you didn't see.

831
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god, now do you believe? He

832
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 1: was like in Thank goodness, I played DeAndre Swift. I

833
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know. I said, are you being

834
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: sarcastic or not? He goes, what do you mean? I said, well,

835
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: did he have a good game or not? And he goes,

836
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: you didn't see it?

837
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, they rolled him.

838
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: I was like no, and he goes, oh my god.

839
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: He goes, you are setting a world record for not

840
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: watching football. And I was like, I didn't see it down.

841
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: Did we win? It's like yeah, And I'm like.

842
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,479
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. You like couldn't check out on your phone?

843
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: Check? Yeah, I hear you, though I didn't check. My

844
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 1: hands were too cold to be typing, Like I just

845
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: put him in pockets. My father in law, it was

846
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: so cold. He was going NFL quarterback. In between every hole,

847
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 1: he'd put a jacket on, and then when he'd get

848
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: to the get to the ball, he'd take the jacket off, hit,

849
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 1: but the jacket back on.

850
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 3: See at that point, maybe you shouldn't be playing golf.

851
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 3: Maybe I got to take the day off.

852
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: It was freezing.

853
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 3: It's not fun when you're cold.

854
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: And my brother in law. I mean there was one hole.

855
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 1: It's a par five and it's like on top of

856
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 1: a hill, and it goes down and then way up.

857
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: I and you don't want to hit it all of

858
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 1: it because sometimes it gets stuck in the middle of

859
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: the hill. But I hit it all the way down

860
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: the bottom of the hill.

861
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 3: I already hate this course. Hills.

862
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: No, it's awesome. It's a great course and drive of

863
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: my life to hit it all the way down that hill,

864
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,439
Speaker 1: perfect spot, probably two hundred and fifty yards from the green.

865
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: Got a nine. How exactly? How because I couldn't hit

866
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 1: a golf ball after that.

867
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 3: But those hills are tough. I hate hill golf. Not

868
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 3: a fan.

869
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: So the Bears won, and I want to apologize to

870
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: Caleb Williams. I came on this post and said, oh,

871
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: he doesn't have it, Ben Johnson, why'd we hire? We

872
00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: are the number one seed in the NFC. Duh Bears,

873
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: But I didn't see it, So maybe we are good.

874
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: We actually beat the Eagles.

875
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 3: It's a good time for this present. Oh man, you

876
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 3: got me a present that's for my sister.

877
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 4: Bear.

878
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: She got me a shirt that is sized four. It

879
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: looks like a girl's shirt. It's definitely a female shirt.

880
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 1: Definitely a female because it's got the V neck that's

881
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: for a chick. It kind of looks like a cheerleader shirt.

882
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 1: But I will give it to my one of my sons.

883
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 3: Well. The first question is is any of your kids

884
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 3: that small? Yeah? The second question is does she not

885
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 3: know you have three kids? She goes, I got this

886
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 3: for lunch. Thanks, he's got multiple children. You can't just

887
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 3: give one kid a present.

888
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: Oh you ain't, Kim. Can you just stick in their pile?

889
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: And they won't ever know. They won't ever know because

890
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: they cheer for the Titans anyway.

891
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 3: They don't think it was a Marshalls or something.

892
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: They don't care. They don't. They won't cheer for the Bears.

893
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 1: It's okay, but hey, maybe the Bears are for real.

894
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: I didn't see it down, so it must have been

895
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: a convincing win. I'm so excited, And I mean, you

896
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,959
Speaker 1: would think that's how vacation ended. It was so cold.

897
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,799
Speaker 1: That was it. We're done, no out more. I'll tell

898
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: you right after this.

899
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 3: You got about ten minutes.

900
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: So we wake up Saturday morning. It started to clear out.

901
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 1: Cousin and husband and two kids have left, brother in law, wife,

902
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: two kids. They leave Saturday morning and baby Box two

903
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: comes to me. He goes, Dad, I don't feel good.

904
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 3: Here we go.

905
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 1: My throat hurts, and just by his voice, I was like, oh,

906
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: y have strap. I was like, yes, strap, dude, yes,

907
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: strap throat. Let's go to the urgent care. So we

908
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: go to the urgent care and they're like, what brings

909
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: you in. I'm like, he's talking like this, he's got

910
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: strap and he's like are you sure? Heyes strap, I'm

911
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: like yeah, I mean it's pretty spollen back there, and

912
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: just the way he's talking, that's that's strap voice. I

913
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: was like, he's got a little bit of a call

914
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: if he was a little hot this morning. He's like,

915
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna do the strap test does the

916
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 1: thing in the back of the throat goes. But I'm

917
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: also gonna do flu in COVID, So I'm gonna, you know,

918
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 1: kind of stick this up your nose and it may

919
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 1: tickle a little bit. Well, I've never i mean, maybe

920
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: small town America. These nurses don't know how to do things.

921
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: I've never seen someone jab something so far up a

922
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,399
Speaker 1: kid's nose in my life.

923
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably need to go a little gentler there bedside manner.

924
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he's five, bro, he's five years old, and you,

925
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: I mean he he's never recoiled at a doctor or

926
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: nurse doing this, but he literally slapped the thing out.

927
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 3: Of his nose.

928
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: He did it so far. Yeah, I think they just

929
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: need to be in h yeah, just right in there.

930
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: And he's like, I gotta do the other nostril. And

931
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: my son is now crying. Baby Box two is now

932
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: crying because he shoved it so far up there, and

933
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: this dude just shoves it up the right nostril now

934
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,720
Speaker 1: so far nose bleed just starts bleeding.

935
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 3: What is happening in North Carolina, USA?

936
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh good, we got it. And I'm like,

937
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: uh good, you got it. He got his blood tight too. Yeah, dude,

938
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: you got a freaking nosebley. Congratulations, you made a volcano

939
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: or erupped right here in your office. He goes, I'm

940
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: gonna go run these tests. Not a sorry, not a oh,

941
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to do that, just like, oh yeah,

942
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 1: all right, I'll be back with the results.

943
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 3: Was he an intern, I don't know, but he had

944
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 3: a hat on that said dad, I mean, that's a

945
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 3: good thing to wear if you want kids to feel

946
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 3: good around.

947
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 1: You, especially the kids that don't know how to read.

948
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 3: Was he a family practitioner, it was just an urgent care.

949
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 3: Urgent care.

950
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 1: He's just a nurse at the urgent care. And then

951
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: the doctor came in. She comes in, She's like, well,

952
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: good thing you guys came in. He's got strapped.

953
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 3: Was she hot? No, oh, well you made it sound

954
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 3: like she was hot.

955
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: Well I'm sorry that I led you that way, but

956
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 1: she wasn't hot. Ray the doctor they came in and

957
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: ooh la la, and I was like, wow, okay, I think.

958
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 3: God may have COVID as well. You got a minute,

959
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 3: got a stick you can shove up me?

960
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: So I saw I was there, and I went, you know,

961
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,240
Speaker 1: all right, let's go back, let's go get your medicine.

962
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: Then we go to Duncan get some donuts to reward

963
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: him smart. I've never had a worse donut in my life. Wow,

964
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: the donuts the Dunkin in North Carolina, they don't know

965
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:09,280
Speaker 1: how to make donuts.

966
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 3: You haven't had a good meal in about five days.

967
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: No, we ordered a box of munchkins, all assorted glaze

968
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: chocolate glazed. You know, dude, I don't know if they

969
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,919
Speaker 1: just forgot to put glaze on them, but every single

970
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: of them was a cake donut.

971
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 3: Nothing.

972
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 1: They didn't have any.

973
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,240
Speaker 3: Icing on them. Yeah, the glaze.

974
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 1: They had no glaze on any of them.

975
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 3: Well did you tell them here are you.

976
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: Glades in me?

977
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 4: Bro?

978
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: No, you need to glaze me, bro, glaze me.

979
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 3: You what if you would have told him that you

980
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 3: need to glaze me? Bro? What the you talking about? Man?

981
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: And there was nothing. They didn't do anything. There was

982
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: no glaze. And then we get home and I opened

983
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: a dozen donuts and like they only put glaze on

984
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 1: half the donut.

985
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 3: Like, what are we doing? Yeah, they just don't care.

986
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: And I I actually went on Yelp and Road Reviewed said,

987
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,399
Speaker 1: as a former employee, this is embarrassing. You guys didn't

988
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: put glaze on my donuts.

989
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 3: We're getting so old. But I'm glad you did it.

990
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 3: Make it better for the next guy.

991
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. And that was And then so Saturday, I watched football.

992
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: I watched maybe the second half of the Texas Texas A.

993
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 3: And M game. That was a good game. Van dey

994
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 3: Valls didn't see it. It was awesome.

995
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: I didn't see a minute of it.

996
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 3: But Van he's not gonna get in sadly, Sorry everybody, Why, Yeah,

997
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 3: at large is their only hope, and it's probably Miami

998
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 3: or Bama because Bam ended up winning the Iron Bowl. Oh,

999
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 3: valls are out, they're odds right now? Are plus twenty

1000
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 3: thousand to make the playoffs? Oh, I'm pretty sure that

1001
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 3: means they're not making it.

1002
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: That's not good. So I watched the second half of

1003
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: that game, and that's only And then Sunday we had

1004
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: to drive back and my wife said, oh, we're gonna

1005
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: get on the road about nine. One time you think

1006
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: we got on.

1007
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,439
Speaker 3: The road, I mean, in my household, you we would

1008
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 3: have got on the road at four am.

1009
00:45:55,760 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: Uh No, we got on the road at ten thirty nine,

1010
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: eleven thirty, two and a half hours late.

1011
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,720
Speaker 3: Were you trying to see every car in the interstate

1012
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 3: coming home from Thanksgiving?

1013
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 1: We did, We did because a five and a half

1014
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: hour drive turned into seven hours and forty minutes, and

1015
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: we had to take some side roads and we had

1016
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: to wind down this mountain into some small town and

1017
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 1: we were so many winding roads we had a vomited

1018
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: episode in the car.

1019
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say you found that original

1020
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 3: house you got lost out when you guys went hiking.

1021
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 3: No the Nope, that or one of your balls rolling

1022
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 3: across the road from the golf course.

1023
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 1: No, babybox, Like Dad, Dad, I think Chase is gonna

1024
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,280
Speaker 1: throw up. And I'm like, what he's like. He's standing

1025
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: up and he's licking his nose over and over again.

1026
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 3: Make him prove it.

1027
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,879
Speaker 1: He's licking his nose over over again. That's my dog.

1028
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:50,399
Speaker 3: Oh.

1029
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 1: And I was like, he's not, babe. There goes he

1030
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: goes that. He's swing up. He's throwing up. Well, so

1031
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? Man, I'm in try.

1032
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 1: I've been winding down this mountain. When we get to

1033
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 1: this little town.

1034
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 3: We'll pull over.

1035
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 1: And we pulled over and we scraped off the throw

1036
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: up and flipped the bed over. The kids went peeing

1037
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: a portal potty and we got back on the road.

1038
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: That's why I don't have a dog and I didn't

1039
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: get to see football.

1040
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,320
Speaker 3: You can listen to our guy on the radio.

1041
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: I was in the middle of North Carolina. Dude, I

1042
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 1: don't think Titans radio reaches that far.

1043
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 3: It'll reach damn far. That guy's a legend.

1044
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: I got calls from batter's box. He's like, why don't

1045
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: you just download it and have it on your phone.

1046
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: I don't know how, I don't know.

1047
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 3: I've told you this. You can listen to the YouTube

1048
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 3: TV audio on Gate. That'd be amazing to drive to.

1049
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: And so he was calling me, giving me updates and half.

1050
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 1: He even called me at halftime of the forty nine

1051
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: Ers game. Usually has no phone rule during the forty

1052
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: nine Ers games, but he called me an halftime and

1053
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 1: after every after the games to give me the scores

1054
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: and how everybody was doing.

1055
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 3: Did he tell you about the Pooka catch?

1056
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: He told me the rams. He goes, Oh my god,

1057
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: the ram down, go the Rams down, go the Rams.

1058
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: But I saw the Puka catch later, and I saw

1059
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: the brock Bauers catch later. I saw the Traylon Burks

1060
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: catch live. Because you know who threw it to him.

1061
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 3: I don't even know who he plays for.

1062
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: He plays for the Washington Commander. So Mario, Mario Da

1063
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: and Brokes went up with one hand bam, And we

1064
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: finally got home last night at like six point thirty pm.

1065
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 1: As the longest day of my life.

1066
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 3: Well, you had to get home for the big show.

1067
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ray, did you have any cool stories like that?

1068
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: Because it was a great holiday? Man.

1069
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 3: No, Man, I gotta get to the airport. Baser decided

1070
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 3: to schedule an interview for us the day after Thanksgiving break,

1071
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 3: when everybody's gonna be at the airport. Wait, what something

1072
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 3: like foreign travel policy thing? If you go do this,

1073
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 3: you can just walk waltz through customs and I can

1074
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 3: like pretty much bring plants back.

1075
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: Oh, so that's why you gotta go.

1076
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm physically going to an airport and not flying.

1077
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 3: I'm going to an airport parking at an airport and

1078
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 3: not flying.

1079
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: Are you gonna take the shuttle? You're gonna park up close, parking.

1080
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 3: Just do the whole experience. Bring some luggage too, dude.

1081
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 1: I hope you can get into the airport, because last

1082
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: night when we were driving home, we drove by the airport.

1083
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,240
Speaker 1: I guarantee you people were not getting into that airport.

1084
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 1: They were sitting in traffic for over an hour. It

1085
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 1: was five miles down the interstate. The freaking traffic backed up.

1086
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 3: Well Briley from Oprey Mills was another five miles the

1087
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 3: other direction. You couldn't even go to them. All this weekend.

1088
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:34,959
Speaker 4: Wow.

1089
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean I'm worried for you, That's what

1090
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I feel bad I didn't get to hear

1091
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 1: any of your Thanksgiving stories.

1092
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 3: Well, I do have this three minute clip. I had

1093
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 3: my sister, Muffy Boomer. Henny's like six Boomers, like seventeen, Muffy, Baser,

1094
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,760
Speaker 3: my wife. We were all in here in the pod studio.

1095
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 3: I had him do a three minute pod with me.

1096
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 3: I love it, so we'll play that right here. They

1097
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 3: do reveal a secret about justin so it is gonna

1098
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 3: be worth listening.

1099
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: Okay, So should I aunt now and then that'll just

1100
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: play after Yes, all right, we are doing a live

1101
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: podcast right now.

1102
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 3: We got Baser, Muffy, Henny, Tristan Boomer, Me, Sissan Ray Mundo. Hey,

1103
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 3: get over there, get on a mic. Which one you

1104
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 3: get on? Boom? Get on one, y'all get on one.

1105
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 3: Yeah you're tapping the mic? But is mic down?

1106
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 4: Who just won? Shot?

1107
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: All right?

1108
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 3: So Baser won put shock by they tied and then

1109
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 3: uh she won by a tie rule. Apparently she never

1110
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 3: had a hazard.

1111
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: Apparently I don't have hazards.

1112
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 3: Hannith, how did you do?

1113
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 4: Good?

1114
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 3: Boomer? Good? Okay, okay, Hennif What, Hey, are you having

1115
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 3: fun in Nashville? Or what up? Yeah? Like good time?

1116
00:50:58,480 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 3: Or what?

1117
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 4: Yeah? What's your favorite part?

1118
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1119
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: Is it the apple cider?

1120
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 4: Uh?

1121
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: Mimosas? Yeah, I love some Welch's apple soider will sparkling?

1122
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 3: Yep? What does this mic suck?

1123
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 1: Yo?

1124
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 4: Yo? Yo?

1125
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:22,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, this mic literally blows Henneth? What so, what's your

1126
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 3: favorite part of Nashville doing? Get to the mic? Boy

1127
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 3: doing putt shot? Excuse you, boom? What's your favorite part

1128
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 3: put shack? Alright? What'd you think of Valsay? Do you

1129
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 3: represent or what?

1130
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:38,479
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1131
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 3: So you toured Falstate? You ended up? What did you do?

1132
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 3: You ran the bases? You had a good time at all? Say?

1133
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 3: Or what up?

1134
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1135
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 3: All right lunch, We're gonna play this clip. I'll play

1136
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,359
Speaker 3: this clip on Monday. All right? Man, love you dude,

1137
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 3: Hey man, love you man. I've never told you before. Uh,

1138
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 3: secretly love you man, my best friend. I don't know

1139
00:51:59,360 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 3: want to do that.

1140
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 2: Uh.

1141
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 3: Nobody knows this, but Justin lost his job.

1142
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: Nobody knows this, but Justin's where can it? Creighton Barrel?

1143
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: He went to Creighton Barrel for the holidays because it's

1144
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,879
Speaker 1: easier than an MP job.

1145
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 3: So if somebody needs to check on our kids at

1146
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:27,240
Speaker 3: the electrophysiology, our kids are bubbling, alright, we're gonna god.

1147
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 1: They're being defrosted at the moment.

1148
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 3: Alright, I'm stopping this. Henny, say bye bye, boom bye,

1149
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 3: mof bye. I'm sorry bye. When it when it comes

1150
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 3: to my family with microphones and stuff like that, and

1151
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 3: Henny with sixty seven, just sixty seven, one of my

1152
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 3: family is you are