Speaker 1: You see this, that's a packet of cheese and on
Speaker 1: your walker's GISs. Yeah, you want to leave that on
Speaker 1: a pitfields? How can you play with Robbish? Pick that
Speaker 1: packet up? Aha, Look inside it's a grenade. Now you
Speaker 1: have to disarmament.
Speaker 2: Guys. Are we all going to die together? Guys?
Speaker 3: Together, we die, guys. That's the lesson. Hello, Hello, hello,
Speaker 3: and welcome to what is This Match? Week seventeen AKAA,
Speaker 3: episode three of Ain't It Hoddy?
Speaker 2: Actually it is.
Speaker 3: The best comedic soccer show out there, according to one review, which,
Speaker 3: to be honest, they weren't inaccurate. If you're looking for
Speaker 3: unbiased opinion, this is not the place. No, but it
Speaker 3: is hilarious and biased. And however, we do not claim
Speaker 3: to be unbiased. We are terribly biased. Okay, you see
Speaker 3: the cannon is everywhere. If it's all in hear, it's everywhere. Anyway,
Speaker 3: let's get into the show. I'm Miles Gray, but that's
Speaker 3: not important. What is important is the opinion of my
Speaker 3: two co hosts, Chris Martin and Jamel Johnson. Chris Martin,
Speaker 3: I'm going to start with you two to seventeen words
Speaker 3: to describe your feelings around this week egg rolls, egg rolls, yeah,
Speaker 3: all right? Oh should I elaborate? It makes sense later?
Speaker 3: Is that like a tease?
Speaker 2: No? No, yes, it's okay. I like it to be
Speaker 2: good to just say and then lee all right.
Speaker 1: You know when you go Thai restaurant and I'd call
Speaker 1: him spring rolls in the UK, but I've translated for
Speaker 1: your Americans egg rolls reliable.
Speaker 2: You know you again, any restaurant seven and a half
Speaker 2: out of ten? Where you go? This weekend?
Speaker 1: Two goals from Harland's arsenal defense strong, can't attack Tottenham
Speaker 1: being Tottenham okay, Villa wow being x G underperformers yet
Speaker 1: scoring United, flattering to the Seve and who else? Some
Speaker 1: other thing happened I forgot.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's yeah, it's going to be before the game.
Speaker 2: That's true? Is it? Egg rolls weekends? Egg rolls? Baby?
Speaker 2: I like that. The seventeen words two to seventeen words.
Speaker 4: Because I have two, but one of them is like
Speaker 4: technically two words. That's mistletoe jam, mistletoe jam. The bestive
Speaker 4: fixtures have been done?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, like to watch them all Night's my favorite
Speaker 3: song Luther Raandrosses mistletoe jam.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's got to be one of Ian Write's
Speaker 4: paper songs. He's probably listening to it right now.
Speaker 2: Do you think I feel like, Yeah, he definitely has that.
Speaker 3: He probably listens to Kenny Latimore too easily, because that's
Speaker 3: what Michael Jordan was listening to in the locker room.
Speaker 2: You know, just he's a little more dancing over. Never
Speaker 2: too much guy, But you know I'm cool for that.
Speaker 3: Marcus Miller on the base, have you seen look as
Speaker 3: a bass player? If you look, that is one of
Speaker 3: the most iconic basslines. Look up Marcus Miller, never too
Speaker 3: much bass and you realize.
Speaker 2: For me, wake the fuck up?
Speaker 5: See why you extended it from Yeah, I'm texting that
Speaker 5: to all of my Arsenal supporting friends watching the match,
Speaker 5: being like, what the fall and look?
Speaker 3: Solid performance, but I don't like it. I don't like
Speaker 3: where we're at. I don't feel good about it. I
Speaker 3: hope you feel better about it. But guess what another
Speaker 3: Christmas where we're top of the table boys feel good?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I nearly I nearly made if
Speaker 1: I was going to go as as goodness centric because
Speaker 1: he was going to make it preparation h because I
Speaker 1: was saying I was.
Speaker 2: Messaging you guys.
Speaker 1: Nothing gives me a hemorrhoid like watching Arsenal win a
Speaker 1: game which shouldn't be should be that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were having roid rage watching that.
Speaker 3: It wasn't even rage. I'm so used to it. It
Speaker 3: was that roid comfort. I noticed the way you spelled
Speaker 3: hemorrhoids was H A E. That's the British.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I felt like I just let the iPhone.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like diarrhea and hemorrhoid, I just start.
Speaker 2: Just hit.
Speaker 1: But diarrhea we do spell different to America. Well, we
Speaker 1: put an ch in diarrhea we have we have a.
Speaker 2: Respect. I don't even have to look this up. How
Speaker 2: dare you? I mean in it might be an O
Speaker 2: now pedophile we spelled p E d oh and y'all
Speaker 2: do p a diarrhea British spelling. Yeah, baby, there's an
Speaker 2: oh it did ho well festive.
Speaker 3: You gotta oh my god, that's very British.
Speaker 2: This ship looks so funny. It's funny because that's British,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: You know brita is mate, he's got diary, that's what
Speaker 1: it's called.
Speaker 2: Oh mate, you just you just ship every way.
Speaker 4: It was Randy in the lou Yeah, mate, that's how
Speaker 4: you say diarrhea when you're throwing up and you have diarrhea.
Speaker 3: Yea anyway, So Merry Christmas to all our listeners learning
Speaker 3: new things like how you guys spell diarrhea? Yeah, baby again,
Speaker 3: every just more than just us being hemorrhoid.
Speaker 2: Is hemorrhoid go British spelling. We got to mean h
Speaker 2: a e. Yeah. I mean I figured you instinctively did
Speaker 2: that because you're literate.
Speaker 1: Nah, I think that's it's just what I just. I
Speaker 1: just let it do emoroid Brish spreading and not a
Speaker 1: h e. M oh, I know. I just you put
Speaker 1: a little too much, I like extra vowels. You said
Speaker 1: I was putting extra vowels and stuff.
Speaker 3: So you were putting a little mar mite on there, Yeah,
Speaker 3: a little little bovral.
Speaker 1: I did actually give my son momma for the first time,
Speaker 1: and he went, that's nice, and then he refused to
Speaker 1: eat any more of it, So I thought he was
Speaker 1: just plicating.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a very English response to yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah never yeah yeah yeah, yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 2: I never need to try it again. That's nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is quite nice.
Speaker 2: Not something I ever reached again. Nice, all right, let's
Speaker 2: get into it. Wake the fuck up.
Speaker 3: Egg rolls and mistletoe jam were our descriptors.
Speaker 2: Let's kick it off.
Speaker 3: Spurs at home hosting Liverpool, Spurs setting another record eleven
Speaker 3: home defeats in a calendar year. Never been done before,
Speaker 3: never been done any Premier League to know for Toalkingham. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but that's still good. Yeah TV, did I think that's great?
Speaker 3: I think that's wonderful. I really loved that. For y'all,
Speaker 3: you're still kind of sucking up obviously, this is where
Speaker 3: the horrible bias shows up.
Speaker 2: But Spurs one Liverpool too.
Speaker 3: This was a fucking wild match, chaotic all over the crazy.
Speaker 3: You had the Alexander Isak goal first his first Premier
Speaker 3: League goal, ends up the second goal second, Yes, right right,
Speaker 3: but this was like a big moment gets fucking his
Speaker 3: leg basically fractured, is what we found out by Mickey
Speaker 3: van Derven. And before that we had the wackiest red
Speaker 3: car card from Zobbie Simmons on Virgil van Dyke, which
Speaker 3: I was on.
Speaker 2: Your captain, my captain, but maybe not. I don't know
Speaker 2: you in the Dutch dressing room. Yes, some other problems. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on. He's in fifteen hundred
Speaker 2: pounds and something.
Speaker 1: Right, It made no sense. It was bizarre. It looked
Speaker 1: like he was just like he just didn't just ran
Speaker 1: straight slide and just straight didn't even pretend to like
Speaker 1: touch the ball.
Speaker 3: He was like it was like he was playing FIFA
Speaker 3: and he just hit slide tackle. He didn't realize the angle.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, oh fuck, yeah, that's right. I'm off
Speaker 3: then hugo ekitk this. I mean, that's their guy, still
Speaker 3: fucking scoring. Uh, we got a We got Romero sent
Speaker 3: off and as Charleston, the ro Mario of useless goals
Speaker 3: strikes again.
Speaker 2: In the eighty third he going short list. He gave
Speaker 2: us a bit. He pulled the ass out. Did he
Speaker 2: touch it? He really pulled.
Speaker 3: He scored and with Randy Moss and pulled his pants down. Well,
Speaker 3: I know I saw yeah.
Speaker 4: Is that because they were playing at tam Did he
Speaker 4: know about the record home defeats and he was like
Speaker 4: let me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like just so you know, Yeah, he pulled
Speaker 3: him real low. He had the ways something to him.
Speaker 3: I don't know, do you know what the story is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that a celebration that you do, like when
Speaker 4: you're not being antagonized like I just scored. Is that
Speaker 4: like a backflip kind of? I don't know what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, please, someone is safer than the backflip, as we learned.
Speaker 3: I think he was trying to comfort like Mateta's record
Speaker 3: or something. He's like, just so you know, there's a
Speaker 3: new meat god in town. I'm the guy because something
Speaker 3: about it it did feel new. Sheriff like, yeah, he pulled.
Speaker 3: I mean, bro, it's gratuitous. Home dude, look at him.
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Yeh semi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he is the most honest reaction you'll ever because
Speaker 1: scoring a Golden in the Premier League is pretty tough.
Speaker 3: It's going to give you a bone. This is like
Speaker 3: ving Raims and baby boys nutty Man, and I mean
Speaker 3: that many ways. Yeah, yeah, wow, Mateta, you you were
Speaker 3: the guy who was out there hanging brain very visibly
Speaker 3: through your shorts all the time.
Speaker 2: But it's late. Yeah, this is now. This is a secret,
Speaker 2: secret celebration game.
Speaker 1: Just the biggest junk in the league dragging there listening
Speaker 1: to our part. It's like they are, it's gotta be
Speaker 1: you got his and then et critique is all right,
Speaker 1: let's just show me, and he goes, who's the next,
Speaker 1: Who's who's next?
Speaker 3: He's gonna show us the next meet guy, the next
Speaker 3: meet guy. I don't know that. Look, it's up to them,
Speaker 3: because is Colbert Lewin man, He's all going.
Speaker 2: I mean he's going to scout before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for folks, pull the like the hairtop, like an
Speaker 3: eighties nerd who's like, let me let y'all know, I'm cute,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, and just wait and just
Speaker 3: lets it fucking flow. That would be a beautiful celebration too. Anyway,
Speaker 3: the match itself, we.
Speaker 1: Have to we keep talking about the penises.
Speaker 2: Of Premier leagu plays.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you have anything more to add, by
Speaker 3: all means, there's nothing you can add to that.
Speaker 1: Mane, that's the biggest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: He now recycling shorts as well. Yeah again another there.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure there were children at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
Speaker 1: this yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure he made it. I'm
Speaker 1: sure he made a lot of new fans.
Speaker 3: Ah clever girl, nobody look there is you did it?
Speaker 2: So Yeah, the zombie fucking red card was so stupid.
Speaker 3: Romero was really that just fucking making everything worse for
Speaker 3: that team. It was already look before the red card,
Speaker 3: I will give it to him. It seemed like a
Speaker 3: close match to the red card. Well yeah, they were
Speaker 3: kind of doing okay, and then so they woke them up,
Speaker 3: losing a guy.
Speaker 1: Pretty good with less than and then even with nine
Speaker 1: with nine, I mean that's Liverpool Liverpool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, both teams they are not going to win anything.
Speaker 3: This hilarious that Liverpool playing against nine men can still
Speaker 3: get touched.
Speaker 2: It was just like, okay.
Speaker 1: Did you see what Frank said about Romeroz yellow? No,
Speaker 1: I can't see if it's right or wrong. We gives
Speaker 1: the first yellow, then the second year I see, I
Speaker 1: see two big boys competing, which is just a funny,
Speaker 1: funny phrase. Okay, and he thinks Kanansi smashes him and
Speaker 1: it's a foul. But then I mean it is definitely Yeah,
Speaker 1: they kicked out. Yeah, I mean it was weak. But
Speaker 1: you're lashing out. I mean you wouldn't You wouldn't expect
Speaker 1: it from a player, that would you.
Speaker 2: Romero he's such a good boy. Yeah yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: his life Christine, Christine.
Speaker 1: Silly most guilty player that he's a face called qt.
Speaker 2: It's the most ironic themember.
Speaker 4: But I thought Charleston was going to get kicked out
Speaker 4: after the goal. I thought he was going to score
Speaker 4: and then swing on.
Speaker 3: Didn't he bust somebody's lips on that play?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I missed it, like he was going to swing
Speaker 2: and then start.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he was pushing. He was pushing someone's
Speaker 1: face in the ground coming Yeah right, it was.
Speaker 2: Frim Pong got elbowed in the face.
Speaker 3: Oh rim Pong was really he was like, what the
Speaker 3: fuckboards he got elbows and then he got subbed off
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 1: Everyone got subbed off from the same position, and yeah,
Speaker 1: that was crazy. Yeah, it was Connor Bradley for that's
Speaker 1: that for Rimpong Frimpong for Kie who is only allowed
Speaker 1: to ever play four minutes a game some reason, even
Speaker 1: though he was a.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck is going on. It's
Speaker 2: part of his probation. Yeah, I think that very firm
Speaker 2: rule gets a bonus. If he played.
Speaker 1: Thomas Frank each week, his eyes get deeper into his skull,
Speaker 1: you're gonna need You're gonna have to go splunking to
Speaker 1: to find his optometrist. Is gonna have to splunk to
Speaker 1: find his Yeah, people, I think as optometrist is the
Speaker 1: crip keeper. It's like at the back, it's like each
Speaker 1: you have to like, and he's also got a center part.
Speaker 3: I actually like him.
Speaker 2: He's a good coach, I think, But but he has been.
Speaker 3: To you saying that because this is this is what's
Speaker 3: happening under his stewardship that no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I'm actually being I'm not being facetious, I'm being I'm
Speaker 1: actually being continue And I think I'm still going to
Speaker 1: use it as a wave of insulting spurs, which I
Speaker 1: think he's a good coach.
Speaker 2: But he's been, he's been.
Speaker 4: He's been like being the president. Yeah, four months, you
Speaker 4: age like a year. It'll fun you up and you
Speaker 4: somehow do war crimes next thing, you know, the.
Speaker 1: King being deal, He's players were committing wool crimes on
Speaker 1: the field. It's crazy, but it was that weird thing
Speaker 1: of like thet them. I do feel a bit sorry
Speaker 1: for talking about They look like it's going to be
Speaker 1: just as bad as last season, but at least but
Speaker 1: playing even more boringly.
Speaker 2: Right, they did have flash. It's uh.
Speaker 3: People are doing a comparison of like after the first
Speaker 3: sixteen games between Ange and Frank kind of similar, but
Speaker 3: Ang's definitely had the edge in terms of like attempts
Speaker 3: on goal. Like with Frank, it's like really noticeable. How
Speaker 3: just there's just ineffective they are in terms of scoring.
Speaker 2: But hey, not my problem. Yeah, so the judge.
Speaker 3: Yeah again, it's the squad, baby, it's the squad.
Speaker 2: At those players they can't get in most teams.
Speaker 3: But you know what I mean, Like in terms of
Speaker 3: the arms race of personnel, they've fallen so far behind.
Speaker 2: And when you look at that team like ot Chad.
Speaker 3: Bro y'all had Kyle Walker right there, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, you fucking payd and son of their best,
Speaker 3: pain and Son at their best.
Speaker 2: You had Deliallly at one point.
Speaker 1: Who is quietly one of my favorite players, even though
Speaker 1: it's to player that guy that you know, like Miles
Speaker 1: Skeary kind of moves a bit like him, but.
Speaker 2: The belly is just so hard to get. Yeah, he's big. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can not get the ball off him. He was
Speaker 2: a fucking monster.
Speaker 1: I think the squad. The squad is like all that
Speaker 1: players can be good, but they don't, like they've all
Speaker 1: got floors, like like Romero is the psycho. Yeah, Van
Speaker 1: de Ven is really fast if he runs in a
Speaker 1: straight line. They've all got like moments, but they don't
Speaker 1: have those like those players every week. Just bring it
Speaker 1: some Mighty Ducks too, right exactly? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they
Speaker 1: need to go. Well, Vincent Bombay needs to get them, Gordon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, forgiven Vincent, that's the guy Mighty Ducks four.
Speaker 2: They go evil because he's got a evil in or something.
Speaker 2: There's a Mighty Ducks four.
Speaker 3: Well they should be young writing as he said, there's
Speaker 3: Vincent Bombay where he was going. I know, Sorry, I'm
Speaker 3: being pred.
Speaker 2: They need to play street hockey and Compton.
Speaker 1: The trash trash on the field exactly. Come on, like
Speaker 1: you tried that with the Austin plays. Guys, you guys
Speaker 1: put rollerblading guys. This guy he's gonna hit the knuckle puck.
Speaker 3: Watch this, guys, guys, you have to learn how to
Speaker 3: stop on the skates.
Speaker 1: You see this, that's a packet of cheese and on
Speaker 1: your workers crimes. Yeah you want to leave that on
Speaker 1: the pitfield. How can you play with rubbish? Pick that
Speaker 1: packet up? Aha, look inside it's a grenade. Now you
Speaker 1: have to disarmament. Guys, are we're all going to die together?
Speaker 1: Guys together, we die, guys. That's the lesson.
Speaker 3: It's about the journey, the journey of dying. The journey's
Speaker 3: been having three seconds guys, two seconds guys. Arsenal killed
Speaker 3: and terrible Grene tragedy at London Colney. Okay, we did
Speaker 3: there to ye. That was actually for you guys, and
Speaker 3: y'all still will finished behind us.
Speaker 2: Uh but back to Liverpool.
Speaker 3: I think they seem to be like, what this is
Speaker 3: seven undefeated now six unbeaten, seven unbeaten. That's a good
Speaker 3: that's a good thing, sala they It seems like he
Speaker 3: apologized to the teammates. From what I understand, that seems
Speaker 3: like it's getting sordid. I think I think they're finding themselves.
Speaker 3: So you know, yeah, we'll see how that goes. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna give some some credit. Man, perfectly time freak out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll freak out, and then I leave in like two weeks.
Speaker 3: It's perfect.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, listen, I guess called you some names. I'm sorry you.
Speaker 4: In a month, I got a report for duty though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm out.
Speaker 4: So you guys being the coast guards, so yeah, cool, cool,
Speaker 4: see you man, see you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see what happens when he comes back elsewhere
Speaker 3: Aston Villa to Manchester.
Speaker 2: You nighted one.
Speaker 3: Morgan Rogers, Welcome to arsenal Man. I mean, guys, he
Speaker 3: can play man. He's big, he's he's got body, YadA yah.
Speaker 2: He's a meat candidate. Yeah he is.
Speaker 1: But he's so cold though, he's so cold and shrinkage. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a shrinkage. Two goals from Morgan Rodgers. Both both
Speaker 1: goals pretty similar.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, you're gonna let me cut in on
Speaker 3: this right foot that boom uh in there like swimwear kuna,
Speaker 3: great goal, great goal, such a just like finishers goal.
Speaker 3: Like he's like, just give me a chance, yeah ground reeska, give.
Speaker 2: Me a chance after I missed three chances.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Jim is upset because mant cash God, you know he goes.
Speaker 2: He fucked up. He's dead to me, he got caught
Speaker 2: by Door Goole.
Speaker 3: I will not be nobody's looking more like their name
Speaker 3: than Door Google.
Speaker 2: It's true. I'm true. I'm like, who the fuck is
Speaker 2: that door? Gu He's got to look though Door like
Speaker 2: like an alien and like a dream works.
Speaker 3: Yeah old time. Yeah, that's gonna get you far. That's
Speaker 3: like a bootleg, like Mandalorian tape. They got the barber shop.
Speaker 2: He's like that. He's like, oh, that's a Micketarian.
Speaker 3: And door Yeah you mean the Mandalorian and Grogu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, Door Goo. It's the same ship. Bro,
Speaker 2: Look it's the same they both little ship in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2: My cousin filmed it, all right, I know he was
Speaker 2: a like a motherfucker though.
Speaker 3: He got this other video where Barack Obama and Abraham
Speaker 3: Lincoln are in a b boy bag.
Speaker 2: What's the what's the bootleg DVD culture?
Speaker 1: Like, oh, yeah, you used to be strong, you know
Speaker 1: when people still doing DVDs.
Speaker 2: You know there should be a lot of guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I buy him and the guys pop big god,
Speaker 1: and you want to buy this. It's like a pound
Speaker 1: or whatever he'd be.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: You just have to watch like fifty seven people get
Speaker 1: up and go for a piste your recording.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it actually was.
Speaker 1: I mean it was the one one thing that the
Speaker 1: internet's ruined. Is uh his guy selling into hand sales,
Speaker 1: hand to hand sales. Yeah yeah, I used to think,
Speaker 1: I mean that is that was that was when they
Speaker 1: were literally like, you go to prison forever for selling
Speaker 1: these and making these Now that well everything now they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: I was just.
Speaker 2: Sinning everything last Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna steal it, make it look better than
Speaker 1: make sure no one's having a stealing it.
Speaker 3: Make it a stock I can buy exactly, okay, and
Speaker 3: make that motherfucking line go up.
Speaker 2: Bruno Fernandez got injured. That's not good from Manchester United,
Speaker 2: who second ever injury for them gets injured? I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Also we found out that week right he had his
Speaker 3: feelings hurt a bit by Manchester United.
Speaker 1: They were gonna set in Saudi Arabia and he did
Speaker 1: not want to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I believe it was Kobe Mayneho's brother who put the
Speaker 4: call in m from Love Island.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yah, straight from Love Island. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You think he doesn't have connection to the Saudi Yeah,
Speaker 2: probably not.
Speaker 1: It's weird that he started like and I'm upset with them.
Speaker 1: They did this and then he got injured for Christmas
Speaker 1: incident is a conspiracy.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is Okay, I like this.
Speaker 1: Make it makes sense when you know you know you're
Speaker 1: saying he started talking about Yeah, I'm going to double down.
Speaker 1: He started talking about wanting to go to they wanted
Speaker 1: some Saturday not happy, and then three days.
Speaker 2: Before Christmas he's injured.
Speaker 1: Well, don't be surprised if you see photos of him
Speaker 1: having a lot of turkey on Christmas Day out there.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. Exactly exactly. And that's what they come here for.
Speaker 3: That's what they come here for, the real conspiraciesh ship.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If someone was going to sell you don't want to go,
Speaker 1: and then you got paid exactly the same amount of
Speaker 1: money for not playing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what would you What would you do if
Speaker 2: I pay you the same? If you do, you get
Speaker 2: paid the same if you don't. No, they slashed my tires. Yea,
Speaker 2: you're not.
Speaker 4: He's he's got mop tized. I on the other hand,
Speaker 4: I could go down with a podcast injury.
Speaker 2: Yeah you could. You could. There you go my Larry
Speaker 2: Nick exactly. And that's Larry Larry Nance Jr.
Speaker 1: That like sell down to the which his name a
Speaker 1: real real injury.
Speaker 2: I got so close.
Speaker 3: We're gonna deny that claim, mister Johnson. Unfortunately we have
Speaker 3: not heard of that. You're Leon Spinks you said.
Speaker 2: One thing on Morgan Rodgers.
Speaker 4: The announcers really want him to be on the World
Speaker 4: Cup roster, and I caught that him.
Speaker 2: I mean he should.
Speaker 3: As soon as he scored, they started talking that World
Speaker 3: Cup stuff. Good friend of ours, Michae O'Brien uh was
Speaker 3: texting me and he was like, you guys should do
Speaker 3: like an England power rankings every week to.
Speaker 2: Kind of see who's still got their spine.
Speaker 3: He was on the plane. I mean, who's a better
Speaker 3: left wing right now for England?
Speaker 1: Well, I think he'll I think Anthony Goold and that
Speaker 1: she will be on the left and Morgan will be.
Speaker 1: I think it's Rogers versus Bellingham for that central Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just behind the striker.
Speaker 2: I think he's good there as well.
Speaker 1: But I mean when he cut in on that first one,
Speaker 1: so I was, you know, he's watching it and you're going,
Speaker 1: he's You're just like, he's definitely in the school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's like crazy someone you know they're inform when
Speaker 1: you're watching a pretty different.
Speaker 2: Show like Gackbo, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like there's times when at his best cutting in on
Speaker 3: that right foot just very similar.
Speaker 2: I mean, no one's going to be that feels like
Speaker 2: a weird compliment to be like, he's like.
Speaker 3: I mean, I just like when he's on, when he's on,
Speaker 3: when he's because a lot of his goals are very similar,
Speaker 3: like they're there.
Speaker 2: It's all cutting in on that, right, I.
Speaker 1: Always listening to this, he'd be like, I mean, that's
Speaker 1: a bit kind on me. Gackpos not even like fully transparent.
Speaker 2: We're trying to get ga, trying to get Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Miles is sister or something. Love his hairline bro Strong strug.
Speaker 4: And Rogers made the announcers go or gasmic hadn't heard
Speaker 4: in a while. Yeah, there's a big difference between British
Speaker 4: sports and American sports. The American and announced or says
Speaker 4: suggestive things if that are sexual, and British announcer just
Speaker 4: come yeah.
Speaker 2: They do come. Yers.
Speaker 1: We have to repress all emotion and the only time
Speaker 1: we're allowed to come is watching film.
Speaker 2: Is that the football? Mate? Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: I can cry or jizz during football games or touch
Speaker 3: another man.
Speaker 2: That's why we watch so much football.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's why you like you're watching League two
Speaker 1: seventeen verse eighteen.
Speaker 2: The first of pictures maybe and his first picture like
Speaker 2: who you watching with? All right, what else do you got?
Speaker 2: I was going to say, though I just put it.
Speaker 2: I did asketon Villa.
Speaker 1: I read this is a week ago the stat but
Speaker 1: it can't be too far off.
Speaker 2: Based on XT you.
Speaker 1: Should be fifteenth in the league performing as Arsenal fans.
Speaker 1: Sorry to bring some bias in people that don't like
Speaker 1: a bit bias, but I can go from my own
Speaker 1: personal experiences and I memory.
Speaker 2: Philly is a good coach to a degree.
Speaker 1: However, we ask them one on a very long, unbeaten
Speaker 1: run under him and we're like, someone doesn't feel right here.
Speaker 2: And it's the same with this is this is not sustainable.
Speaker 1: I think they're going to do well, and from how
Speaker 1: badly they started the season didn't win for like five games,
Speaker 1: I didn't score fit September ages and then. But they're
Speaker 1: doing brilliantly but will be interesting. They've got Chelsea Way
Speaker 1: Arsenal away in the next week.
Speaker 3: Oh and you know who who was it that who
Speaker 3: scored their first goal to break that drives well.
Speaker 2: They had I don't know, Harvey Elliott. Oh seven seconds
Speaker 2: of fame.
Speaker 3: Yeah, such a fucking cool little bit of trivia that
Speaker 3: not you remember who broke that drive.
Speaker 1: I saw Liverpool, Liverpool talking about covering the e seconjury
Speaker 1: by bringing back Harvey Elliott, which feels I don't know.
Speaker 1: That guy needs to be free though, I don't know
Speaker 1: what he's done to he's not sat through the twelve
Speaker 1: hour video session.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, your tea do you have any You were
Speaker 2: saying something like your tea? You know what? Hey, Urie,
Speaker 2: you're looking more human than this, And I like that.
Speaker 3: You look like you did it get you. You fucked
Speaker 3: up the audition for B two K. You look like
Speaker 3: you finally became a real boy. Yeah for years. You
Speaker 3: look like he's got that little he got a little
Speaker 3: a little.
Speaker 2: Just a little bit.
Speaker 4: He has got a little Pinocchio to him, a little
Speaker 4: bit of nutcracker sweet to him.
Speaker 2: He's got a little bit of sugar strings to hold
Speaker 2: him up. Now he's looking good.
Speaker 3: He does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: He used to look more like Well, my son called
Speaker 1: a crack nutter the other day and I said that
Speaker 1: means something very different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a crack nutter. There's a few of them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that's a nut cracker.
Speaker 4: H should look like if Pinocchio passed the trials at
Speaker 4: like bologna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If you woke up in the middle of the night
Speaker 1: and you just saw Uri Tillman sitting on a shelf
Speaker 1: in your room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like it's looking away and goes, fuck it moved,
Speaker 2: it moved.
Speaker 3: But he's got a good vision as well.
Speaker 2: He's gonna see me. He's can scrap. He spot past,
Speaker 2: he can spot skeed boy in the bed. I like
Speaker 2: him just a little too. He looks like his lips
Speaker 2: are wooden, and now he looked real to me. He
Speaker 2: started working on that beer.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, once he added that beer facial hair, looks
Speaker 3: all the takes it he's got. That's I love it.
Speaker 1: When if he just had an extra yard of pace,
Speaker 1: he'd be world class, but it doesn't, so he's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so close to being amazing. But the extra
Speaker 2: yard a.
Speaker 3: Little bit, I mean, because everything else, the tool set
Speaker 3: is there in the physical part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he manages to always look a bit overweight,
Speaker 1: yet somehow not be overweight, which is kind of boyish
Speaker 1: because it's the chubby chee because he's boyish.
Speaker 2: He didn't make b two k. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: He looks like he'd be like like a lost Marcus Houston,
Speaker 3: like one of their brothers.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, sure, sister, Sure, he's a yard too fast,
Speaker 7: too slow, he's a too slow to be world class,
Speaker 7: and he's too fast to being B two k if
Speaker 7: he's even slower.
Speaker 4: Differently, kind of like buddy, we're we're only dancing. He
Speaker 4: looks a little too much.
Speaker 3: If I'm picturing the Uri Tea Limon's B two co audition,
Speaker 3: he did fuck up the dancing.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like it's just you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean, somehow like oh no, whoever the
Speaker 3: just they're writing down Yuri?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, no, that is not how we do gets
Speaker 2: killed and you got served.
Speaker 3: A guy who got killed, he's a little saying, oh ship,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Uh have you seen you got served? I have not.
Speaker 1: Later, can you semi list of things I need to watch?
Speaker 1: They understand cover? Yeah, I understand what you guys?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, you will be someone who's listening to
Speaker 3: as black as Cole.
Speaker 1: Can you start a Black American list for Chris Mont Yeah,
Speaker 1: to revise at the end of every month.
Speaker 2: We'll have to put that on the discord server.
Speaker 4: So far we have Florida State College football, Bobby, and
Speaker 4: you got served.
Speaker 2: There's something else. I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 3: It was probably something pretty hood or rap related. You
Speaker 3: find the conversation about blunts. Yeah, okay, Chris is black
Speaker 3: history history list that history month is you will know
Speaker 3: that Deans Anders went to f SU by the end
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 1: To come out with a white British I mean you,
Speaker 1: Miles is more more.
Speaker 3: A little more than I am. Yeah, man, I'm sick.
Speaker 3: Somethings wrong with me.
Speaker 1: He's watched every freaking soccer's every Midsummer mons. I mean
Speaker 1: my mom loved Faulty Tower, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's black Adder. I was watching that.
Speaker 2: Shily has black people in it. Yeah, I know, I
Speaker 2: thought to my any reason you watched it's black? Like,
Speaker 2: who the fuck is this? Bro?
Speaker 3: Anyway, let's see up next. Is it New cost Well,
Speaker 3: I will say just quickly Aston Villa. So they are third,
Speaker 3: We got it. We have to acknowledge that everyone goes
Speaker 3: they are well and truly in the total race? Are
Speaker 3: they well and truly in the title race? I mean
Speaker 3: I have the scutch for it. I say, if as
Speaker 3: a snapshot right now, you say you aren't there?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, now and he played today? Yes, well they
Speaker 2: hit a wall. Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's like what happens when a couple of these key
Speaker 3: players go down. Who's going to like, do you have
Speaker 3: the depth?
Speaker 2: Did?
Speaker 1: They don't have the depth in my opinion, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean when Less won it, they got no. But they
Speaker 1: only I think they are only playing in they're playing
Speaker 1: the leagues. I come seventeenth theater before they playing Europe
Speaker 1: as well, and who And I was gonna take that
Speaker 1: seriously because in the Europa League, Uh, they're gonna they're
Speaker 1: gonna They're gonna come a cropper. I believe. I believe,
Speaker 1: but who knows. I mean, they're gonna have They're gonna
Speaker 1: be part of it. Definitely, they're gonna cause, like I said,
Speaker 1: they're playing Chelsea and Arsenal the next two games. They're
Speaker 1: gonna do what they do, see how they're doing against them.
Speaker 1: They've got city to play, but I think it's city
Speaker 1: and as to be honest, I think it's any of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, and I'm sweating that one.
Speaker 3: Uh Newcastle to Chelsea to Voltimore day brace Reece James freekick,
Speaker 3: Juel Pedro wonderful, control, wonderful and left chiao he said,
Speaker 3: chow baby mm hmm and just took it on his own.
Speaker 3: Really great goal. I mean, dude, Robert Sanchez, he's he's
Speaker 3: been pretty good. I've got to say I gotta give
Speaker 3: it up to him. The Chelsea defending at times was
Speaker 3: a little bit interesting because that's the one thing you're like,
Speaker 3: maybe they.
Speaker 2: Could have I don't know who, how did you?
Speaker 3: How did you feel about because I also felt like
Speaker 3: Newcastle probably should have had a penalty.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean they definitely should have had a penalty.
Speaker 1: I was that was one of those uh weird, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was like I've done that before in
Speaker 1: like five O side with someone is like shoulder, like
Speaker 1: you shoulder, Yeah you can't just like fully like that's
Speaker 1: not the point.
Speaker 3: It's like I'm a body you but like you have
Speaker 3: no are you playing the ball or you're just bodying
Speaker 3: me the fuck off the ball? No?
Speaker 1: That was yeah, that was an absolute Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: a crazy It's weird that now var every like last
Speaker 1: year they intervened too much.
Speaker 2: This year they're like we.
Speaker 3: Won't do it.
Speaker 2: They're like, what is the penalty?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What even? Yeah, what is this penalty?
Speaker 3: Because because I heard that, I felt like the commentary
Speaker 3: is like they were saying it was kind of like
Speaker 3: a fifty to fifty ball, so therefore it was just
Speaker 3: like a coming together. But it feels like, had he
Speaker 3: not been smashed off the ball, Anthony Gordon gets a
Speaker 3: foot to that something.
Speaker 2: That sucks in the middle of the park. They probably
Speaker 2: called it.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's one of those ones where they say if
Speaker 1: it was anywhere else, will be freaking yea, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's definitely.
Speaker 1: No, it's definitely And also newcast would tune it up
Speaker 1: and then tomorrow. It's hard to critique someone who gets embraced.
Speaker 1: But he had a nice chance again off a Gordon
Speaker 1: cross that you expect him. I think it's easier than
Speaker 1: his goal, actually a second goal. He's like that second
Speaker 1: goal is a lovely little and finish Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: do quite like his celebration. He celebrates exactly how he
Speaker 1: looks like you almost like just a.
Speaker 2: Little more like yeah, yeah, Like you see how he
Speaker 2: dresses after pitch. I'd love to love to he is
Speaker 2: like it's a shop behind Mighty or something. Presumably he is.
Speaker 3: I'm expecting bro he is slowey fashionable. He likes to
Speaker 3: be fashionable with it all right from heart, like look
Speaker 3: at my gen Z boy radio.
Speaker 2: He said, you want to you got I know.
Speaker 1: That part of Yeah, that's ridiculous, you.
Speaker 2: See do you know what? But you know what he's
Speaker 2: done that Quavo? Yeah, love bit.
Speaker 1: Do you know what he's done that thing though where
Speaker 1: he's like, he's sort of is it unusual looking?
Speaker 2: He's an unusual looking man. He us a little he
Speaker 2: got the meet out there too. He had to draw. Yes,
Speaker 2: a little bit of a meat guys candidate.
Speaker 1: I mean if he's if he's even got a average
Speaker 1: size penis to his high then we're looking at the
Speaker 1: world's biggest penis.
Speaker 2: How tall is he? He's six six. He's six six. Yeah, baby,
Speaker 2: oh ship. The announcers were hating number this one. What
Speaker 2: are they at least six five? He is six six? Indeed,
Speaker 2: why do they always have to bring up old ship
Speaker 2: on the car?
Speaker 4: He scores the first one, and then then announcer goes,
Speaker 4: he's got his GPS right today?
Speaker 3: Yeah about like the Redemption's redemption firmly on the roads
Speaker 3: in the present.
Speaker 2: Yeah, god damn, what the fuck? Yeah? Live let the
Speaker 2: man live.
Speaker 4: They were refusing to let him live, and both teams
Speaker 4: had some dreadful defense thing. Bruno did not jump on
Speaker 4: there reege James free kick?
Speaker 2: Now what the was that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was funny how much it was funny, how much
Speaker 1: Rams Rams would that. It's something very funny about when
Speaker 1: a goalie really just like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Actually turns out turns out no idea what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Turns out I'm just doing a lot of that does
Speaker 2: feel like a goalies just yeah, like perfect place. I
Speaker 2: think it was like James ain't kicking this, no, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the same thought, there's no way. Yeah, and then they're like,
Speaker 2: so don't do anything. Agree something about a right back
Speaker 2: or left back.
Speaker 1: It was good at free kicks always throws me and
Speaker 1: I was like, you can't really be good because you
Speaker 1: wouldn't be playing.
Speaker 2: I know he plays, Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But then yeah, it's they used to be was chive
Speaker 1: the goaliesilvert Yeah yeah yeah you need yeah baby put
Speaker 1: down the list.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: But both teams, yeah, I think like kind of what
Speaker 1: you expected them both they both flattered to deceive a
Speaker 1: little bit our flaws that can be exposed Chelsea got
Speaker 1: more that players back, but they just yeah, they just
Speaker 1: they that that.
Speaker 2: Well, we Maresca.
Speaker 1: He's not helped, does he because he's been bending down
Speaker 1: in yoga pants in front of the Man City owners
Speaker 1: last week?
Speaker 3: When yeah, because now it's sartying, it makes sense when
Speaker 3: he was like, I believe.
Speaker 2: Two days have been terrible. You need to get me
Speaker 2: out of here.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Like I would leave with anyone at
Speaker 3: this point, like as long as they have a car,
Speaker 3: like seriously, like I am ready to go.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3: And then you find out that he's top of their
Speaker 3: list in terms of a PEP replacement should he leave
Speaker 3: this coming summer.
Speaker 2: So they're baldy. Yeah. Yeah, And you don't have to
Speaker 2: think too hard for them.
Speaker 3: It's continuity. It's like they they've worked together. They think like,
Speaker 3: you're going to do a similar thing. We have all
Speaker 3: the resources. Are you okay with weighing players at Christmas?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? Then you've got the job. Got the job, You've
Speaker 1: got the job.
Speaker 3: Question though, with Morgan Rodgers now being too cold with
Speaker 3: his celebration, is that a theft from our boy?
Speaker 1: Cole stole it from Morgan? It's more than the first,
Speaker 1: and then Cole is like, my name rhymes of cold.
Speaker 1: I got I'm just gonna do.
Speaker 3: It, and he's enough to use that as like and
Speaker 3: that's why I could do it because my name is
Speaker 3: cold cold.
Speaker 1: I don't reckon he was that. I don't reckon he
Speaker 1: knew what was God, I don't think he stole it.
Speaker 1: I think he I don't think he has any other Yeah,
Speaker 1: well from give ball to player kickball in that who
Speaker 1: Cole palm. He's not even aware of celebrations. And then
Speaker 1: someone was like.
Speaker 3: I think he was probably cold the first time. He
Speaker 3: was like, I should have wore like a thin layer.
Speaker 4: And I'm also pretty sure he's never heard Hey Jude
Speaker 4: before was the That was the intro music at Saint
Speaker 4: James Park, And when he walked out, he had no.
Speaker 2: Clue what the fight.
Speaker 4: Just like imagine looking at a guy here hey would
Speaker 4: and be like, what the what is it?
Speaker 2: That's what is this? That's so funny?
Speaker 3: You think he was just confused because they're like, isn't
Speaker 3: that the song for Jude?
Speaker 2: Melling him he was like him theme song? Yeah, totally,
Speaker 2: he had that face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he he doesn't. He's a good player, but he
Speaker 1: looks constantly, constantly confused.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was. I gotta find it there.
Speaker 3: I felt like there was a photo that Anthony Gordon
Speaker 3: posted where Cole Palmer looked real goofy. I mean, that's
Speaker 3: highly believable, or maybe he posted it was like they
Speaker 3: were both coming out of the tunnel and Cole Palmer
Speaker 3: was like this, he's always keep that mouth shut.
Speaker 2: Boy, he's a number one mouth breather in the world. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean he's he's he gets mouth everyone. Look, that's
Speaker 2: to your point. That's him reacting to Hey, Jude, straight up.
Speaker 2: That's so funny. Literally is GNA.
Speaker 4: The moment he heard John Lennon singer, he said he's
Speaker 4: never heard the song. Why isn't this guy rapping? Why
Speaker 4: he hasn't heard a song from before like twenty ten? Yeah,
Speaker 4: probably that's the deal.
Speaker 2: He's like, man, the beatos, the beatos aren't there in
Speaker 2: sec so how are they. That's too small, that's too
Speaker 2: small to hold the kids. I might be making.
Speaker 1: I assume he's got a Manchester accent kind of, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. I show that he's uh, he played
Speaker 1: for Eastern City Academy. I'm general know where he's from
Speaker 1: and I'll do a completely inaccurate accent.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's that's that neck of
Speaker 2: the woods.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's where white people know Jamaican stuff. Yeah
Speaker 3: all right, bet what's he I need to go to
Speaker 3: the quarter Jamaican rights.
Speaker 2: Oh he is a coach.
Speaker 4: I'm fascinated by white Jamaicans. I need to know more
Speaker 4: Emil Smith, bro that's why I'm on the show. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: his granddaddy.
Speaker 2: Oh ship, that's what I'm And I was like Cole
Speaker 2: Germaine Palmer.
Speaker 3: This middle named Jermaine and that is germane to this conversation.
Speaker 3: We go, let's take a break and when we come back,
Speaker 3: I will panic about Arsenal right after this.
Speaker 2: And we're back continuing with the action.
Speaker 3: Top of the table, Everton Nil Arsenal one will thank
Speaker 3: god because of a Victor Yakarez penalty. He has basically
Speaker 3: scored all the penalties he's taken so far, starting from
Speaker 3: his first season at Sporting to now. So long may
Speaker 3: that last. I'll go to guard did the thing again?
Speaker 3: He said, you don't want my boy, you could use
Speaker 3: one of these. Let me set that down.
Speaker 2: How many of them? How many of those can you
Speaker 2: do how many can you just do? Every player in
Speaker 2: the field, the bull pausing too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah, Telwenzaf gonna be like all right rays
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, no, no.
Speaker 2: Everybody gets pull it out me. I put a face
Speaker 2: mask on. Oh yeah, it's not even it's not even
Speaker 2: lad I am. It's been joker the whole game, the
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 3: I will say this, Uh, this is the fifth season
Speaker 3: where we have been top of the table on Christmas
Speaker 3: two thousand and two, two thousand and three, the sound
Speaker 3: of that seven o eight, oh god, oh seven other
Speaker 3: sound of this twenty two, twenty three, twenty three, twenty four,
Speaker 3: and we've never won a single fucking time we've been
Speaker 3: in this position at the top of that Christmas.
Speaker 2: Baby, this is the one, baby, I mean, this is
Speaker 2: the thing, This is what fifth. I'm lucky.
Speaker 3: This is the thing I'm worried about. Is yes, Everton
Speaker 3: only generated like point two x G or something like that.
Speaker 3: We looked they weren't really they weren't really threatening us
Speaker 3: in that way. But god damn we should be threatening
Speaker 3: them with some bit because we're gonna talk about Man City.
Speaker 3: They're just rolling over right now, and I don't like that.
Speaker 3: I don't like the ease at which they score, but
Speaker 3: that is one of their strengths, the ease at which
Speaker 3: they score. But they're also set up differently a little bit.
Speaker 2: I can't help.
Speaker 3: But even when I hear all this shit about Victor
Speaker 3: Yakarez and the jeans and shit like that, I'm like,
Speaker 3: there are so many times it's like we're playing with
Speaker 3: ten men and it's just sort of like like it's
Speaker 3: like that part of our vision is cauterized in the
Speaker 3: midfield to not see him there or not look to
Speaker 3: play that ball to him all the time. And I'm
Speaker 3: getting a little bit frustrated with that. I don't think
Speaker 3: this is all because we're not playing him. I think
Speaker 3: there's also he can also I feel could do a
Speaker 3: bit more. But there is something to watching the way
Speaker 3: we play, and I'm like, this is we're we're not
Speaker 3: being vertical enough at times, and I'm really worried about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I agree, I think the I think it'll
Speaker 1: be interesting to see when kai Haitz comes back. I
Speaker 1: think he will just become the number one striker, depending
Speaker 1: on how fits he is, depends how he is. But
Speaker 1: but yeah, no, they're not exploiting what he's good at,
Speaker 1: which is running onto the ball. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: he's not good enough back to go exact. And I
Speaker 1: feel like they play you know when you play people
Speaker 1: at the time and then you play school and then
Speaker 1: like people don't pass the ball to certain people.
Speaker 2: I feel like the players are like, yeah, that's not
Speaker 2: going to stick if he passed him, right.
Speaker 3: I know they're like, you think, oh, you think we're
Speaker 3: not passing. You think we don't see him there? You
Speaker 3: should this motherfucking care can't receive the ball.
Speaker 2: Uh, But I don't.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that he seems to have. I've seen
Speaker 3: enough of him play where I'm like it. There are
Speaker 3: moments when he can get in behind where he offers
Speaker 3: a little bit of threat. But yeah, he's not the
Speaker 3: Marino or Haverid's type where he's going to play back
Speaker 3: to gold all that interplay and keep the ball moving.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like we do have to catch people
Speaker 3: a little bit off guard with him, and I just think, like,
Speaker 3: to your point, Havard's coming in means we have to
Speaker 3: relearn less of the game and we can kind of
Speaker 3: get back to how we're used to winning.
Speaker 2: And with Jacarez there's just there's still a learning.
Speaker 3: I mean there was with Habrids too, but I think
Speaker 3: he also had a completely different skill set that made
Speaker 3: sense for him to kind of work in.
Speaker 1: The one thing I will say is Liverpool betting in
Speaker 1: a lot of players, and the fifth isn't it last
Speaker 1: a little gainst Arsenal betting in is and still being first?
Speaker 1: Is the glasshouf full as an Arsenal fan and if
Speaker 1: you're not an Arsenal fan, and then you can say whatever.
Speaker 1: But I think it's just going to be super interesting
Speaker 1: to see what's going to happen. Just trying to enjoy
Speaker 1: the journey, guys.
Speaker 2: But we'll see.
Speaker 1: The next week is going to be big, right, Oh yes,
Speaker 1: at home and then Villa at home. I think it's
Speaker 1: quite a kind schedule for Arsenal. Lot of home games
Speaker 1: and the only away games Bournemouth. It was pretty close by,
Speaker 1: So I think mid January we'll see in Man city've
Speaker 1: got some tough, tough games. Be all right, City look good,
Speaker 1: It's good. It is genuinely like attack versus defense. What's
Speaker 1: going to win out? Because if Gabrielle comes back, Arsenal
Speaker 1: always under attacked, has been defense first.
Speaker 2: But you do want the attack to to be flowing
Speaker 2: a bit better, like for what we have, I mean,
Speaker 2: god like socker, listen, we have the chances. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: have to change. Was annoyed. He was annoyed. Right we
Speaker 2: were post, we were hitting the post like it that
Speaker 2: was the goal or something.
Speaker 4: Honestly, honestly, I'm I'm feeling kind of relieved. The past
Speaker 4: few weeks, I had these feelings. I'm like, sh it's unbalanced. Sure,
Speaker 4: we're too focused on defense and we're getting scored on,
Speaker 4: Like what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Like? Why not just focus on attack now? Right?
Speaker 4: Switch it up? If you're defenders are all hurt. You
Speaker 4: got all these guys who can score, why not switch
Speaker 4: it up. They don't know how long story short. Us
Speaker 4: coming out of there one zero and having control felt good.
Speaker 4: Here's the past few weeks. We you know we're losing
Speaker 4: on last kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, he's so. Jayes Us at the end
Speaker 1: made a big difference. He held the bull like he's
Speaker 1: done that many times the city. I do think it's
Speaker 1: just interesting. I think I also have the best defense
Speaker 1: and midfield like Declan and Zubie. Yeah, I think it
Speaker 1: was the best too. Central midfielders in the world. And
Speaker 1: then the big thing at the moment online is is
Speaker 1: is Ouda got an issue? Like is he limiting Arsenal?
Speaker 1: But then then you look at stats and he's got
Speaker 1: the most chance to st It's gonna be that classic.
Speaker 2: Is it the Whullmarket Champions or is it a sign
Speaker 2: of wheels coming off?
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't yeah, I mean, like right now,
Speaker 3: it's definitely not like the wheels coming off. It's just
Speaker 3: sort of like I'm going to take a breath and
Speaker 3: really kind of get your ship out there again.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we are eventually going to have to just
Speaker 4: beat the ship out of somebody. Yeah, get some confidence.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because the players are like you can see
Speaker 1: Deck and Rice and it's like why am I still running?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I want to be having a cigar with
Speaker 2: my feet up, like Minders is doing.
Speaker 1: Ship was chucky. We know smokes during the game. We
Speaker 1: already know he's vain.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he probably there's probably a water bottle that
Speaker 3: they give him and he's like yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah that's electric lemonade.
Speaker 1: Do we think is this going to help with a
Speaker 1: little and and and yeah, Everton they set up to
Speaker 1: defend it, but we should talk about that. Very surprised
Speaker 1: that Williams Sleeper didn't get penalty against him.
Speaker 3: Were giving yeah, given, Yeah, I felt like that ship
Speaker 3: where there's like, well, according to the letter of the law,
Speaker 3: you know, like you got to give the I was like,
Speaker 3: I mean, we were all fully prepared, like here we go.
Speaker 2: Like do you hate those penalties?
Speaker 1: I will say, like I think it was one of
Speaker 1: them in the World Cup final happened France got one,
Speaker 1: which something about where the guy is trying to kick
Speaker 1: the ball. I mean I know you, Yeah, happens anyway
Speaker 1: if you kick the ball and you hit the man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's just such a crappy.
Speaker 3: That's not Yeah, that's not like the kind of thing
Speaker 3: like it's not especially if it's not a shot on
Speaker 3: like you're just clearing a ball. It.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the guy's back to goal.
Speaker 3: It's like it's uh different than the jav one too, yeah,
Speaker 3: way less like Mattless Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna cope and say that shouldn't have been
Speaker 2: a penalty. Should never be a penalty, And that was
Speaker 2: the right call And I was never worried about it.
Speaker 4: Everything gets fucked all the time. Yeah, that's just that's
Speaker 4: you can count on that. Like Christmas.
Speaker 2: Their new stadium looks beautiful though. Yeahta would not stop
Speaker 2: saying that after the game.
Speaker 1: He knows how to make the fan still like him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: after the nice stadium. By the way, nice that was
Speaker 1: like the first comment in the post game locker rooms.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh my god, it is so good, like
Speaker 3: like I could not believe He's like shitting on goodest
Speaker 3: goodess in park.
Speaker 2: Basically, it's like, oh my god, this I mean compared
Speaker 2: to the less It's like when you've lost. Wait, yeah,
Speaker 2: you are as before.
Speaker 3: But isn't this place beautiful Hill Dickinson whatever, It's built
Speaker 3: right on the water.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I assume we're gonna win in the first place.
Speaker 4: And then when I saw Grealish was playing, I got
Speaker 4: a little worried. I give us a bonus point for
Speaker 4: winning with the Grealish out there. Yes, I don't know
Speaker 4: if that means anything to you, guys. I mean it's
Speaker 4: always he's you know, he's a tricky missing some play.
Speaker 1: They were missing some players from gay In and I,
Speaker 1: who were both very good for them. But my wife
Speaker 1: is funny. Whenever she's she just hates Jack his face.
Speaker 1: She's just side I like his face. She just thinks
Speaker 1: he has the face of Brexit. Actually wow, which is
Speaker 1: pretty accurate.
Speaker 3: But no, to me, he looks like a dude who's
Speaker 3: like the biggest Johnny Depp fan, right, yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 3: was also a problem. What I mean, he's it's a
Speaker 3: different angle. I'm like, to you Brexit. To me, I'm like,
Speaker 3: he sucks. He's like, I'm wearing the Johnny Depp like
Speaker 3: perfume right.
Speaker 2: In and ship. I'm like, what, all right?
Speaker 3: Everything, he's really underrated. Everything he's made by.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got like he's got Dwayne Johnson tequila. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like, you know this is this is a gin
Speaker 2: that army hammer makes. What man, what's he? I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's red though, kind of chunky, kind of weird, but
Speaker 3: it's sick bullshit bangsh bangs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a big I don't know. He he just looks.
Speaker 3: He looks like he loves dressing like Johnny Depp for
Speaker 3: like for Halloween or a fancy dress party.
Speaker 2: Thank you for translating.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, costume parts for us out here in the US. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so we'll see oder guard problem.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean because every time when he was out and
Speaker 3: he came back in, we're like, okay, now he's taking.
Speaker 3: Now he's getting the ball moving, But he gets the ball.
Speaker 3: There are times too where he has the ability to
Speaker 3: play like beautiful final pass the mister.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I texted you this and you you argue.
Speaker 1: I do think on the break he lacks. I think
Speaker 1: Za is a better final ball merchant. On the on
Speaker 1: those counters actually have to do this past.
Speaker 2: Like where you're running like a second to be stationary.
Speaker 4: He's never running. If you ever noticed that every move
Speaker 4: he makes he's stationary. He finds a way to be
Speaker 4: fully balanced.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see, we'll see. We'll see in a few weeks.
Speaker 2: What's happening. Yeah, uh, City three west Ham nol videos
Speaker 2: on his YouTube channel. Let's talk about his YouTube channel. Man,
Speaker 2: he loves to get highted. City is fucking rolling. I
Speaker 2: mean obviously.
Speaker 1: There watching the game with my son at seven am
Speaker 1: or whatever American time, Civic standard time.
Speaker 2: And I was like maybe this will Nope, was literally
Speaker 2: maybe five minutes. Five minutes. Playing west Ham is like
Speaker 2: the opposite of a P class. You get it under.
Speaker 3: It's like a point five, like if you would get
Speaker 3: extra credit right right right, you're supposed to do this.
Speaker 3: Oh they're like yeah, man, like but you're in the
Speaker 3: twelfth grade. Why are you doing seventh grade?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a standardized like somebody somebody. So I
Speaker 1: think we saw saw in the comments got west Ham
Speaker 1: listener and just so you know, we love Jared bow
Speaker 1: and that guy is personally that guy free Jared bow
Speaker 1: and that guy. That's all I ever just saying it's
Speaker 1: mob diyes.
Speaker 2: I mean that is mob.
Speaker 1: But Danny Dyer English Royalties daughter is married to him
Speaker 1: a little bit of time.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's just like, yeah, I just think he wants
Speaker 2: Christmas dinner is going to be a bit he might
Speaker 2: not get the juicy but had sex in five years? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think I never thought of that. Danny is telling
Speaker 2: his daughter withhold sex. Wow.
Speaker 3: Problematic. Wow, didn't even have that kind of control over
Speaker 3: the situation. Pretty upsetting.
Speaker 2: I know how to keep him from leaving.
Speaker 1: So, I mean the West is Danny dire my wife's
Speaker 1: dad as well. Sorry sorry I said that one out loud.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yea, I'm the van ZANDT will be here
Speaker 1: momentarily to take care of all of this. Okay, so wait,
Speaker 1: but the west Ham fan was saying, what, no, he's
Speaker 1: just a west Ham listener, and so I just I mean,
Speaker 1: even if you were west Ham, they have actually pulled
Speaker 1: out on the noon a little better. But I mean
Speaker 1: city away than well, you know what, we shouldn't.
Speaker 3: Get to be fair, we'll probably have James Longman on
Speaker 3: uh you know, have them call in just to hear
Speaker 3: so we do have some west Ham representation on there.
Speaker 2: We'll bubbley say the same thing. Who will be like, guys,
Speaker 2: we're not. He just when I.
Speaker 1: Texted him off to guitar, got that sending off the
Speaker 1: other week, same ship every way.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even like there is your banter a friend
Speaker 2: and you're just and they're just like sad.
Speaker 3: Fruit basket.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, well you And that is a tactic of mine.
Speaker 4: A lot of my American teams are terrible, and my
Speaker 4: defense mechanism to those texts is making it seem like
Speaker 4: I might kill me. Yeah, he's not gonna keep texting
Speaker 4: me if I don't respond, because he's thinking that. I
Speaker 4: got to make it feel like I'm on a bridge.
Speaker 4: Then I post a story where I'm on a bridge, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I don't respond to him, and I'm just like
Speaker 4: like this, and.
Speaker 2: Then the capture just smh O, I know that move. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know that move?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: No, I was just I was just checking a bird
Speaker 2: out up there.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: I'm good, I'm good. Anyway, you're not about to talk
Speaker 2: about the Wizards, right, but City, yeah, City looked for me.
Speaker 2: They look that. With Holland on forman, like you said,
Speaker 2: his let's talk about his YouTube channel.
Speaker 3: That's where the money's at, baby, the money's at. That's
Speaker 3: where the entertainment because Holland is not interesting. If that
Speaker 3: rain the robot they were doing no pass Okay, if
Speaker 3: you see, if you saw, you got served, you would
Speaker 3: know that was they were not hitting the robot there
Speaker 3: that first celebration, that was some chucky cheese shit they
Speaker 3: were trying.
Speaker 2: But again, Earling Holland's YouTube channel a gold mine of
Speaker 2: just unfiltered weird ego. He was in the in the
Speaker 2: Christmas Spirit in this last episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah. He hates dressing up as himself. Put
Speaker 3: me in a costume.
Speaker 2: He's so famous. His favorite thing is to be in disguise,
Speaker 2: but in a way that it's so obvious. It's still him,
Speaker 2: but around him he still gets recognized.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to. He dressed up a Santa right.
Speaker 1: He went with a full film crew and is just
Speaker 1: earling Holland in a sound traffic because he said, he
Speaker 1: goes I was the thing. I think the voice will
Speaker 1: give away the voice. I'll give your six foot Yeah yeah, massive,
Speaker 1: even with a bitch.
Speaker 3: You just look like they're like, okay, but it's probably.
Speaker 3: But luckily you all got good marks for me. Right
Speaker 3: to fool this time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all children who are obsessed with Manchester City,
Speaker 2: who will be wearing the kit, the man City kit
Speaker 2: as they meet you, so they'll have no fucking idea
Speaker 2: who you are and they won't suspect.
Speaker 3: The thing when this camera who comes to their house
Speaker 3: and this guy is giving shitty promotional calendars away from
Speaker 3: man City.
Speaker 2: That was that made me sad. Suck it gets sucked.
Speaker 1: Dude, give me a flat, yeah, give him something, give
Speaker 1: him as five or something, give him a boot.
Speaker 2: Kid wants to count and there no, kid is what
Speaker 2: day is it? Did you see it is? One kid
Speaker 2: was really humble with it. He was, oh yeah that's useful,
Speaker 2: like he was being really polite. I was like, bro,
Speaker 2: what a dude you got? This millionaire is giving me
Speaker 2: free papers? What the fuck? Kids don't like a shirt anyway.
Speaker 3: The best thing though, was so many of the people
Speaker 3: like as soon as he like exposed, like was like
Speaker 3: it's me, they're like yeah, like nobody was like he's
Speaker 3: been doing a couple of times.
Speaker 8: He's been doing this for months before the YouTube channel start. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: that's his wife's like where are you going? And yeah,
Speaker 8: going to pretend to not be me because why people
Speaker 8: know me? Like oh again, okay, just like a weird batman.
Speaker 8: He just doesn't even you fighting crime, not pretend to
Speaker 8: not be me.
Speaker 1: He must be so sad in January, like there's no
Speaker 1: real reason to get dressed up as he dresses as
Speaker 1: like a January six like rioters or something like that.
Speaker 3: He dresses the.
Speaker 2: Guy, yeah you guys.
Speaker 1: Around January the sixth, like trying to invade people breaking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like what is he doing?
Speaker 2: So it's obviously it is. Yeah, you gotta come to
Speaker 2: have lest for that baby. Yeah, for that man.
Speaker 3: But look, Holland, I hope you I hope something worse,
Speaker 3: because what's funny is Christiano Ronaldo, who is way a
Speaker 3: way bigger star than you. Managed to be out in
Speaker 3: public doing some ship before people caught onto him, and
Speaker 3: he was wearing prosthetics and ship, but he was doing
Speaker 3: like keep me up. He's like, I wasn't that in
Speaker 3: Madrid too? And then he like then people are like,
Speaker 3: oh ship, he's called a prosthetics.
Speaker 2: At least you know what it is.
Speaker 3: You also need the candid camera, you need a hidden cruise.
Speaker 3: Cannot pull up with a crew like that. I want
Speaker 3: to see him like busk or something. Learn how to
Speaker 3: play acoustic guitar.
Speaker 2: Kelly wonder should get in the comments. What should we uh?
Speaker 2: What should we send him to do next? I think
Speaker 2: that's it. Play Wonderwolf, just over and over, get a
Speaker 2: gully wonderworld? Hell uh hang on like a wall looks wonderful?
Speaker 3: What my mind is blown?
Speaker 2: How can you have a wall my wonder wall?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: What give what back to you? How can you say
Speaker 2: we're partially with this type of riffing were? How?
Speaker 1: How can you look back in anger? I can I
Speaker 1: can look for I'm not an owl, that's my this
Speaker 1: is me. Cole Palmer's stand up just plays music and
Speaker 1: he goes everything. Literally, there's people every rap lyrics was
Speaker 1: a big standard any song wet ass pussy?
Speaker 9: Why is an ass in a pussy? No, it's what
Speaker 9: this way and it's not no no what I live
Speaker 9: in and I live in an egg all day.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Champagne Supernova, what's the regular one? God? Anyway?
Speaker 3: Also around the league, Bourne myth one, Burnley nil, Semeno,
Speaker 3: just not being on nothing really, Yeah, where's the ending up?
Speaker 2: We think Liverpool sounds like I mean, it's it sounds.
Speaker 1: I read the Arsenal won him and like him, but
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to wait till the summer, which feels
Speaker 1: just come on mate, just wait. I think he's he's
Speaker 1: great play playing both sides has been it has that
Speaker 1: Premier League strength.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a man can can finish. But Liverpool,
Speaker 2: I mean they're.
Speaker 1: Feel bad for Cody Gapo if he goes there, unless
Speaker 1: would they play him on the I mean he plays
Speaker 1: them right as well, so maybe replace Salah because they
Speaker 1: don't have the Salad replacement that is true. So yeah,
Speaker 1: Liverpool seems like the move if I was him, because
Speaker 1: City is stacked on both sides.
Speaker 3: So I mean, you know what you're getting when you
Speaker 3: sign up for Man City. It's like, look, you're gonna
Speaker 3: be You're gonna get how it is. Wait at Christmas.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, exactly, you're gonna get Wait at Christmas and
Speaker 3: you might have to wait till next Christmas to play
Speaker 3: if they know how popping. The starters are Bright nil,
Speaker 3: Sunderland nil, Fine, Great Wolves nil Brentford.
Speaker 2: To did Wolves lease again, I do believe.
Speaker 1: I mean that's that was not the worst, the longest
Speaker 1: to win a game in Premier League history.
Speaker 2: There last Brothers.
Speaker 3: They have equalled Sheffield United's record for most games without
Speaker 3: a win to start a Premier League season.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Keen Lewis Potter just one of my favorite. Now
Speaker 2: where is he from?
Speaker 1: I've not even looks it up, but he has the
Speaker 1: name keene Is. The first name is a confusing one,
Speaker 1: but is is. I guess he's name Keen Lewis Potter.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Another thing that I thought was exclusively American Kingston naming
Speaker 4: kids Jackson.
Speaker 3: But that's like a white people, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: They got white people in America.
Speaker 2: They're different.
Speaker 3: I guess they're different because white people like to name
Speaker 3: their kids after guns too.
Speaker 2: You know. That's one of my new favorite things.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I met someone Renings.
Speaker 4: Yeah, truthfully told, America does doesn't even have the real
Speaker 4: white people. Our white people are like very like the
Speaker 4: grocery outlet, very like t J Max smart you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you like the real mall. We've got like we
Speaker 3: got the real Western Europe out here. Yeah, we got
Speaker 3: to run all that ship.
Speaker 1: You'll be fantasizing about. Yeah, you're white there, it is
Speaker 1: the culture. Yeah you want to I'm one hundred percent
Speaker 1: pure white. Your whites have been cut with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got.
Speaker 2: The mayonnaise. That's what they put in them.
Speaker 3: Keen Lewis Potter. It sounds like like you're just saying, like, man,
Speaker 3: that Lewis Potter, he's Keen. Yeah he kept.
Speaker 2: Talking to that girl when she had very clear didn't
Speaker 2: want him to buy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, euphemistic name. Oh that's Keen Lewis put over there.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's sorry, he's a predator. Sorry serious, apologize
Speaker 3: that boom man. He's a bloody Fredata leads for Crystal
Speaker 3: Palace one man, best best free signing of a long time.
Speaker 3: It was his injuries was the issue.
Speaker 2: That was the only thing. It was. I was like,
Speaker 2: can you take a risk? And so far so good,
Speaker 2: so good long made that last for you.
Speaker 4: Leaning into the bad hair. He doesn't care about the ponytail.
Speaker 2: This man. It's very much like in a bad hair.
Speaker 3: Do you remember Ethan anddu when he had the dreadlocks
Speaker 3: when he was at Chelsea, when he when Ethan was
Speaker 3: up and coming, he was at Chelsea and he had
Speaker 3: the gnarliest dreadlocks I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: It's like twisted around crazy.
Speaker 3: They were like like they weren't even wicks, not like
Speaker 3: even like that, like they were really tiny.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I gotta put up dreads. Oh wow, wow wow.
Speaker 3: It's he like he wasn't raised by a black parent
Speaker 3: and just let his hair get like it wasn't even
Speaker 3: dreads like it's just there was no black.
Speaker 2: Person in his life. His hair needed to be go.
Speaker 2: O my god, man, I bought lst off this guy.
Speaker 2: He definitely looks like the sickest hackey sack player in
Speaker 2: this in this All Star. Oh my god, he looks
Speaker 2: like his name is an Ethan. His name is like
Speaker 2: no night Wind.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, cammy star Hawk bro all right, Uh so
Speaker 3: star Hawk you got the molly that's yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's twenty bucks, all right, anyway, the cops coming low.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Lewin's staying very different, very la girl. I see
Speaker 4: a lot of la girls. Oh yeah, just having bad hair,
Speaker 4: but very confidently.
Speaker 2: Yeah. He likes to pull it back, you know. But yeah,
Speaker 2: we we's got. He's got.
Speaker 1: He's scoring a goal of game at the moment, he's
Speaker 1: going to be confident with it. I did feel that
Speaker 1: Palace had to play a game two days after playing
Speaker 1: a game. Yeah, being punished for being in another competition.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you got. That's why I feel like they
Speaker 2: tomorrow tomorrow? Yea, all right, Well shold you see what
Speaker 2: the Fulham score is? Oh yeah, yeah, as you record
Speaker 2: one zero with.
Speaker 1: Ninety plus six minutes played, so it's one zero to
Speaker 1: Fulham at Homes and Forest.
Speaker 2: It wasn't. It was Raoul him and mister Helmet.
Speaker 3: Mister helmet playing with metal.
Speaker 1: In his head, who almost certainly against doctor's orders, just
Speaker 1: loves the game so much.
Speaker 3: That thin ass headband he always wears. I'm like, that's enough,
Speaker 3: that's not enough. Because they said it was the same
Speaker 3: ship as check. Have you like the descriptions, Yeah, he
Speaker 3: went around the injury. They said the sound they'll never forget.
Speaker 3: Oh I hate that you like what they're like. No, bro,
Speaker 3: you will never you like you knew. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: even I'm not even gonna say what the descriptions were,
Speaker 3: but I'm just saying they knew just off the strength. Now,
Speaker 3: I don't feel uncomfortable knowing that you have to put
Speaker 3: that in your brain.
Speaker 2: Sorry, y'all, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3: Just random bits and bobs from around the league, like
Speaker 3: you kept referencing.
Speaker 2: Pep Guardiola is weighing players before Christmas.
Speaker 4: This man, I can't have one piece of ham. I
Speaker 4: don't know what the fuck he's trying to saamn like
Speaker 4: I'm in the ballet? Is this fucking black Swan?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it might, it might be.
Speaker 1: Just how can you enjoy Christmas? Knowing a random Spanish
Speaker 1: guy is gonna weigh you in a couple of days.
Speaker 1: He's like, you want do you want more?
Speaker 2: Known? This is terrible. I wouldn't even boll I just
Speaker 2: stay it. Well, well, I just stay at the same ground.
Speaker 4: I can't even have my aunt around if it's no
Speaker 4: She's gonna keep asking me if I want mac and cheef.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go into diabetic shock this week from my holiday.
Speaker 3: I already know, and that's why I'm not a professional
Speaker 3: athlete but a professional podcaster. So uh, I really do
Speaker 3: feel back. But I think all these athletes too. I
Speaker 3: feel like they're always asked this around this time. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: you can't, like what do you You can't really eat
Speaker 3: like everyone.
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, I mean but I'm a fucking get paid.
Speaker 3: I get millillions of dollars and to have a point
Speaker 3: two percent body fat?
Speaker 2: So yeah, who kind of who you're most worried about?
Speaker 1: It's Cherky for me, he's going to be He's the
Speaker 1: one that he's the one that gets weighed first.
Speaker 2: He's the first on. He's like, should we do this
Speaker 2: in like alphabet? Get Ryan? Ryan, here's the Ryan. Don't
Speaker 2: you walk, don't stand at the back.
Speaker 3: You make the reason they even pulled the scale, the scale,
Speaker 3: the scale. It's like, okay me bus He's like, no,
Speaker 3: just get Ryan. You can't say it's just for weighing everyone.
Speaker 3: But everyone knows it's because.
Speaker 2: I'm sure people like going on Guardiola's office, You're like, hey, Gas,
Speaker 2: is that yeah? To make sure yet, man, just shut
Speaker 2: the fuck up. Bro, this is for Ryan.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 1: You know he's wanted Ryan, and then he's he weighs Ryan,
Speaker 1: and he goes, Ryan, you weigh three stones more and
Speaker 1: then Ryan pulls his face up and it's harlow.
Speaker 3: You know, they're like with the Tamaha in here. But
Speaker 3: then they do it behind the scenes and Pepper's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he just needed a win.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 3: I don't know, guy, this guy is just dressing. This
Speaker 3: other thing you don't realize is he doesn't score goals
Speaker 3: unless he goes out in public and tricks people that
Speaker 3: is not him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: And there's a lot of videos I haven't shown yet,
Speaker 3: but that's just so you know, we have so we
Speaker 3: kind of have to breathe like, oh my gosh, peek
Speaker 3: a boo and he loves here, baby deer, baby.
Speaker 2: Pep. Also a lot of Pep news shutting down.
Speaker 3: His tap pass wrestler, that pass restaurant. Oh no, according
Speaker 3: to what Okay, so everyone said because of the Chancellor's budget.
Speaker 2: Well that's what that's what happens is man.
Speaker 1: So the Chancellor is the one that said every year
Speaker 1: in the UK, I think it's every every few months,
Speaker 1: the Chancellor of the Exchequer off a little briefcase and
Speaker 1: in it has any budget, tax breaks, who gets tax more. See,
Speaker 1: the country's got no money all this stuff, unlike in
Speaker 1: America where like Trump just puts the country in just
Speaker 1: kind of whatever. The Chanceller did something which apparently back
Speaker 1: to the hospitality business. And I'm sure this is probably
Speaker 1: affecting people in the UK. So I'm not making light
Speaker 1: of this because I feel like if you're in hospitality,
Speaker 1: you have very small mon margins. However, when I read
Speaker 1: the story, it's an extra fourteen hundred pounds in text
Speaker 1: that the restaurant has to pay, and I was thinking,
Speaker 1: I was thinking that their profit has to have to
Speaker 1: have been more than that. Yeah, but that fourteen hundred
Speaker 1: is apparently enough for Pep to be like a restaurant,
Speaker 1: which makes me for it was another reason how to
Speaker 1: shut the restaurant.
Speaker 2: That's an excuse for shying the restaurant.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, people said the foot with this article
Speaker 3: that you posted, it said the restaurant growers have hailed
Speaker 3: the location's food, staff and atmosphere one Road on Facebook
Speaker 3: it was a lovely restaurant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all are fucking boot liquor bro. Yeah yeah, where
Speaker 2: is there all in them charges? Are they ever going
Speaker 2: to get charge for wisconduct.
Speaker 3: At some point the fucking day that happens, bro, we'll
Speaker 3: have like a progressive tax system in the United States.
Speaker 2: I fucking doubt it. I mean, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: can help. I don't in our government, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, you believe in your ship, Well, all I know
Speaker 1: is a friend of mine from a friend of mine,
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 3: You're moving ship on something you're about to so you know,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: It'll be this year, there'll be something. But but pet
Speaker 1: wants to leave, and I think they were all going
Speaker 1: to leave.
Speaker 2: Hopefully leaves, and then we were and we actually won
Speaker 2: the leaves. We'll be free. Yeah, the cuss will be lifted. Yeah,
Speaker 2: whatever it is.
Speaker 3: But it's just funny whenever Liverpool shit, the city plays well,
Speaker 3: and when Liverpool's playing well, the city shiit just why
Speaker 3: can't just and so like we're in this part.
Speaker 2: Now or city.
Speaker 1: I think this January will be we'll see the end
Speaker 1: of January, we'll see what's happening. Because they let in
Speaker 1: too many that he's too easy to play through. I
Speaker 1: think west Ham got like nearly one. I mean Jared
Speaker 1: Bone almost had it. Yeah, it was a bit of
Speaker 1: a tight angle.
Speaker 2: But you know, I think they killed Fu too. Min chances,
Speaker 2: we'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 4: Last note, if i'm Pep's uh a representation in the matter,
Speaker 4: I think the penalty should be half for small plates.
Speaker 4: Why why is my fine? I only do small plates? Right, yeah,
Speaker 4: fourteen hundred, Maybe I'm only paying seven hundred. These are
Speaker 4: tiny plates.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, these are little things. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of things. Look, he was trying to bring a taste
Speaker 2: of Catalonia to Manchester there. Uh and that is just
Speaker 2: popular as he thoughts it was. Yeah, yeah, let's see.
Speaker 3: So city have forests next, then they are playing Sunderland,
Speaker 3: then they have a Very.
Speaker 2: Then they're then they play Chelsea and then they will
Speaker 2: be against three games games.
Speaker 1: Something's away, but sometimes all of something's players are in
Speaker 1: reporting sir at AFCN. Yeah yeah, Patson yo.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we don't just talk Premier League.
Speaker 3: We also talk lower divisions city afcon even where you're not.
Speaker 2: Trying to sell you guys on a f con. This
Speaker 2: is match day one.
Speaker 3: By the way, did you see the bicycle kick in the.
Speaker 2: Game finish? And the day is ended with a guy
Speaker 2: almost breaking his neck, almost busting his whole ship.
Speaker 3: So Pats and Daka Uh scored a last minute goal
Speaker 3: for Zambia against Molly and was winding up to do like,
Speaker 3: you know, a wonderful what is it?
Speaker 2: Hands?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love like something like like Nanni used to
Speaker 3: bust just in the celebrations straight through the same time
Speaker 3: the match he went down.
Speaker 2: You couldn't tell.
Speaker 3: They showed a reverse angle heart wheel his left art.
Speaker 2: His first probably goes now collapsing and then he just
Speaker 2: snaps his neck.
Speaker 3: He's like, you know, what would be cool if I
Speaker 3: had one ear pinned against the ground and my other
Speaker 3: ear pinned against my shoulder and my neck throwing up against.
Speaker 1: Can't you can't admit you're in if he is in?
Speaker 1: Just this play on for the next two Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't look anyone in the if you and yourself doing
Speaker 1: at will.
Speaker 3: I did that before, like a recreational league game, playing
Speaker 3: some footy I was doing. I was just doing some
Speaker 3: like like stupid ship with my foot on top of
Speaker 3: the ball, rolled my ankle in the warm up, and
Speaker 3: people like all right, I'm like, yeah, I'm played the match, bro.
Speaker 3: My ship was so yeah, it is good. And then
Speaker 3: everyone's like, bro, what the I thought your ship was?
Speaker 3: Busting the worm on during the game, during when you
Speaker 3: were on the bench most of the time. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: must have been something with the bench man probably anyway, man,
Speaker 3: can you carry me to my car? That was definitely yeah,
Speaker 3: that you've got them vibe that he got up and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: Pats and Daca, we need an update because he probably
Speaker 3: he probably compressed one of those discs. Although I'm I
Speaker 3: think my body is much more rigid. I would probably
Speaker 3: die if that happened when it was actually got pushed
Speaker 3: out of a car. Guys, I was brushing my teeth
Speaker 3: when he texted me that. I know I had that
Speaker 3: thing where I nearly just started spitting pushed out of
Speaker 3: a car. It's a great description because you're like, there's
Speaker 3: no way you tried to bust like that.
Speaker 2: The angle the wide shot in full speed is like.
Speaker 3: You were corone from a vehicle. All right, Well, that
Speaker 3: is going to do it for us US today on,
Speaker 3: ain't it footy. We're gonna be back, maybe reporting on
Speaker 3: all the festive period. If we miss a week, we'll
Speaker 3: definitely catch up and condense two match weeks into one.
Speaker 3: But I think we'll be back obviously because we're not
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Speaker 3: Maybe hate Scott thom and maybe hate stottlem or maybe
Speaker 3: their self hating Tottenham fan and they want to They
Speaker 3: just want to feel the dagger go in.
Speaker 2: And you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: All right, well, Jamel Johnson, where do they find you?
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Speaker 4: don't like sports, the Brandon Jamel Show is a podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fantastic Chris Man at Chris m Comedy. And that's it.
Speaker 2: I've got nothing. I'm Miles and I really had nothing
Speaker 2: else going on. They doing stuffy Chris.
Speaker 1: To those who celebrates it, say we can sappy Christmas.
Speaker 2: We're saying that, yeah you do, you do?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, but
Speaker 1: something like a happy Christmas in there, But then it
Speaker 1: sucks up what you say for New Year.
Speaker 2: You can't say merry she's a happy Christmas. He's and
Speaker 2: have a good New Year, even though on New Years
Speaker 2: you are being merry.
Speaker 4: You might have.
Speaker 2: Happy Christmas.
Speaker 1: Is a Christmas isolated but then if you're doing the
Speaker 1: two you got Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3: I like happy Christmas, Like the fuck is Mary Broye
Speaker 3: and I don't know why, like I suddenly get hostiles orsident.
Speaker 2: I'm like anything, you'll not marry happy man. I want to.
Speaker 4: Marry joy Blis Christmas album is okay, all right, left
Speaker 4: a little something to be desired.
Speaker 3: Okay, why okay? And with that we bid you do
Speaker 3: you have a great holiday. We'll see you actually before
Speaker 3: the New Year. So I'm not saying Happy New Year yet.
Speaker 2: Okay, peace, see you in the Caravell final
Speaker 1: H