1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,800 Speaker 1: How new you do. 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:09,440 Speaker 2: It's our number three, our number for three, and we 3 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 2: are hanging out together here no Stinkey on the podcast 4 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 2: on this Thursday. 5 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: And it's all about the sale. It's all about the sale. 6 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:20,239 Speaker 1: They won the Super Bowl and now you can buy them. 7 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:25,279 Speaker 1: Looking into the future, let's handicap the field of rich 8 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: dudes to buy the Seattle Seahawks as we whistle in 9 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: the wind. Also, why would Thomas Hammock, who is that 10 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,880 Speaker 1: that was the head football coach at Northern Illinois? Why 11 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 1: would he leave a college football D one head coaching 12 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 1: job for a low level NFL assistant coaching gig in Seattle. 13 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:49,520 Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. Also, are you rolling with San 14 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: Francisco being the worst Super Bowl host city ever? Michael 15 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: Irvin went on a rant that picked up some steam 16 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: this week about how bad it in Super Bowl sixty. 17 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 1: We'll take a look at that as well. Right now here, 18 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: it is our number three. Well, people get very upset 19 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:13,480 Speaker 1: when teams win championships if they bought the championship. But 20 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,240 Speaker 1: what if you bought the team that won the championship? 21 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 1: How does that work? Welcome in the beginning of another 22 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: hour of the Ben Mahler show. 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If you saw this you might 44 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,800 Speaker 1: know where I'm going. Maybe not, Maybe didn't see it. 45 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: It turns out the Paul Allen Estate, which has owned 46 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 1: the Seattle Seahawks and a holding pattern if you didn't 47 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,639 Speaker 1: get the memo since Paul Allen died in twenty eighteen, 48 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: well they announced that they have commenced a formal or 49 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: formal sale process. So if you want to buy the team, 50 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: just put a couple of nickels together and you'll be good. 51 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: So this is in accordance to the Paul Allen Estate. 52 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 1: It turns out again the report prior to the crowding 53 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: moment there prior to the Super Bowl was spot on. 54 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: Was spot on. Now the question becomes, who is going 55 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 1: to cut the check to buy the Sea Chickens. Who's 56 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: going to cut the check to buy the team. We 57 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: don't think it's going to be no Stradinas and JJ 58 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: and Retten or Crying Craig. We think someone else will 59 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 1: buy it. It's a good jumping off point. So let 60 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: us discuss the question looking into the future. We have 61 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: the power to do that on talk radio. Looking into 62 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 1: the future handicap the field of aristocrats to buy the 63 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: Seattle Seahawks football team. So I got my views on this. 64 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:39,040 Speaker 1: I've got snow white wheel of fortune and start us 65 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:43,599 Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together, and 66 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 1: we are going to waltz through this hour, is what 67 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 1: we're going to do. So first of all, before we 68 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 1: go there, right before we go there, and figure out 69 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: and I'll tell you exactly, you won't have to worry 70 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 1: about this. I'm gonna tell you who's gonna buy the 71 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:04,480 Speaker 1: team before we do that. Why would a filthy rich 72 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 1: person buy an NFL team? Why don't we answer that 73 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 1: question first? So this is not something for introverts. There 74 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: are introverts that own teams. Stan Kronkey who owns the 75 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,919 Speaker 1: Rams and the Nuggets and the Avalanche and all that, 76 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:21,720 Speaker 1: he's an introvert. That's the exception to the rule. This 77 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: is a playground for the extrovert to own a team. 78 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,159 Speaker 1: And owning an NFL team is the closest thing that 79 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 1: we have in America to owning puff the magic Dragon. 80 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:40,279 Speaker 1: It's power, it's ego, it's your legacy. It's the adult playground. 81 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: You get to rub elbows with other rich people. All 82 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,720 Speaker 1: that stuff rolled into one. Now, if you look at 83 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:51,279 Speaker 1: the speculation market, the early favorite is Larry Ellison of 84 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 1: Oracle fame, and he has emerged as the early favorite there. 85 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:58,480 Speaker 1: That would not be the greatest decision. Now, he's got 86 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,159 Speaker 1: a lot of money. I believe Ellison's worth like two 87 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:03,279 Speaker 1: hundred billion or something like that. At one point, was 88 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 1: it last year? He was the richest man briefly in 89 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 1: the world. So he's got a lot of cash. However, 90 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: if I'm not mistaken, I think he's in his early 91 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,039 Speaker 1: eighties now, which means, yeah, it'd be great while he 92 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 1: owned the team and all that, but you're gonna end 93 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:19,720 Speaker 1: up in the same predicament just based on comps. You know, 94 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,200 Speaker 1: we all have a date we check out of this 95 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: mortal coil, and for some of us it's earlier than others. 96 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: You know, you're rich and you can live a long time. 97 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 1: But eighty in his early eighties, so that means that 98 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 1: would be a short term situation and you'd be back 99 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:39,279 Speaker 1: in the same predicament unless he just gives the team 100 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 1: to his next of kin and all that stuff. But 101 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,640 Speaker 1: so what I'm gonna do here is I'm gonna go 102 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Snow White and the 103 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 1: Seven Dwarfs channeling the evil Queen mirror mirror on the wall, 104 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,279 Speaker 1: who in this land is the fairest of all? Which 105 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 1: I don't think is actually the line that's the I 106 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,160 Speaker 1: think that's a Mendela effect thing. I don't think that's 107 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 1: the actual line from the movie. But everyone's a mirror, 108 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,159 Speaker 1: miror on the wall. I don't think that was actually 109 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: the movie. Anyway, I'm gonna go Jeff Bezos. That's who 110 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 1: I'm going with, the Amazon oligarch who has been sniffing 111 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 1: around around the clock for an NFL team, considered buying 112 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: the old Washington Redskins, and he checks all the boxes, 113 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 1: all the boxes. Bezos is young enough by rich guy standards. 114 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:35,200 Speaker 1: He's sixty two, so he's young enough by rich guy standards, 115 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 1: and he's a large enough ego maniac that he would 116 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 1: be perfect. He's already a business partner of the Shield, 117 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 1: the Amazon Prime Thursday night games with Al Michaels and 118 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:52,680 Speaker 1: Herbie and those annoying halftime people, the NFL owners. They've 119 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 1: wanted him to buy a team, be part of the 120 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 1: officially part of the good old boys club in the NFL. 121 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:01,880 Speaker 1: But outside of that, it's not Jeff Bezos. And I 122 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,880 Speaker 1: know what's gonna happen, Besils by the team. He's gonna 123 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,760 Speaker 1: let his wife, who I was around and I knew 124 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,840 Speaker 1: her a little bit when she was in LA media personality, 125 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 1: Lauren Sanchez, like she'd probably running the team, which would 126 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 1: be hilarious. And then you got Steve Balmer, my guy 127 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:19,520 Speaker 1: from the People's Team. Balmer who's obviously still got house 128 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,320 Speaker 1: in Seattle, lives in LA most of the time, but 129 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 1: got the home in Seattle. And all that Bill Gates. 130 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: I think he's off the list now because of the 131 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 1: Epstein stuff. And then John Stanton, the guy that owns 132 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 1: the Mariners. All those guys are in the mix supposedly, 133 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 1: but I would go Bezos based on the mirror mirror 134 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 1: on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all. Now, secondly, 135 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:44,200 Speaker 1: we now go to the coaching shuffle. We go to 136 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,840 Speaker 1: the coaching shuffle. Do you know who Thomas Hammock is 137 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,320 Speaker 1: nor Well, he was part of one of the great 138 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:54,920 Speaker 1: shockers of college football in recent years at Northern Illinois 139 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:59,040 Speaker 1: against Notre Dom, and Thomas Hammock decided that he no 140 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 1: longer wants to cot Northern Illinois and normally we would 141 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,160 Speaker 1: not bring this up. I thought this though, was worthy 142 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,359 Speaker 1: of a couple of minutes. 143 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:05,720 Speaker 3: Of our time. 144 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,720 Speaker 1: So Thomas Hammock was a pretty good SoundBite for a 145 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,719 Speaker 1: guy that was just kind of hanging out and off 146 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 1: the radar. His devilish charm played well in the microphone. Well, 147 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,160 Speaker 1: he is leaving Northern Illinois and is he getting a 148 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:22,320 Speaker 1: better college head coaching jemp. No, no, no, no, He's 149 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: going to the NFL. Now he's obviously not a head 150 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,680 Speaker 1: coach in the NFL. We are told that Hammick will 151 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:30,400 Speaker 1: be a running back coach for the Seattle Seahawks and 152 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:35,480 Speaker 1: Mike McDonald in twenty twenty six. So the question is 153 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:39,080 Speaker 1: why would a guy with a D one coaching job 154 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:43,199 Speaker 1: granted a low level job at Northern Illinois. But Thomas Hammock, 155 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,960 Speaker 1: why would he leave a D one coaching job for 156 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:52,400 Speaker 1: a seemingly low level running back coach gig in Seattle. 157 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,800 Speaker 1: That's the way I'm gonna answer this. I'm gonna play 158 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 1: the wheel of fortune, all right. I've got three letters here? 159 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:05,200 Speaker 1: Can I get an eye? And and and obviously the 160 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,959 Speaker 1: eye I have to buy a vowel on that. That's 161 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,760 Speaker 1: a vowel. So I want to buy an eye. I 162 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,320 Speaker 1: want an N, N and l uh and then I'll 163 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,400 Speaker 1: buy the eye. And you put those guy at the end, 164 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,360 Speaker 1: and then I want to buy the eye and then 165 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 1: I'll take the L. So that's ni L name image likeness. 166 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:26,920 Speaker 1: It is not cottage football. It really was never just 167 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,720 Speaker 1: pure love of the game. It was always money and envelopes. 168 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,640 Speaker 1: Now it's just insane to the membrane and all that. 169 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:37,480 Speaker 1: So it's it's at a different level as semi pro football, 170 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:41,000 Speaker 1: and it's eBay and then you get a face mask 171 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,760 Speaker 1: and a helmet and all that stuff and a jockstrap. 172 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 1: Now this time you look at it and a guy 173 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 1: like Thomas Hammock, he's like, what do I need this for? 174 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:54,040 Speaker 1: It's upside down. It's a pin of my ass. And 175 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:58,520 Speaker 1: so he's going to go from the CEO of his 176 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:06,359 Speaker 1: own college football program to an assistant regional stapler organizer guy. 177 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:11,199 Speaker 1: In modern college football, Northern Illinois is essentially in schools 178 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,960 Speaker 1: like that, they're like pawn shops. You polish up the 179 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:19,280 Speaker 1: running back of the quarterback, and the linebacker, the defensive tackle, 180 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,640 Speaker 1: and then the vultures come in, whether it's Ohio State 181 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:26,600 Speaker 1: or Notre Dame or Georgia or even smaller schools like 182 00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:31,520 Speaker 1: Fresno State and places like that, they pick apart. We're 183 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 1: gonna chop apart and cannibalize Northern Illinois roster, and so 184 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 1: you end up this year they have fifteen players in 185 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:43,839 Speaker 1: the transfer portal. So it's whack a mole with who's 186 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,719 Speaker 1: coming and who's going and all that. And so it 187 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,200 Speaker 1: just seems like this guy, Thomas Hammock, to coach at 188 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,520 Speaker 1: Northern Illinois, just got fed up and said I'm out. 189 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:55,280 Speaker 1: He's tired of having to recruit his own roster every spring. 190 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,559 Speaker 1: A lot of these guys don't want to do with it, 191 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:00,480 Speaker 1: deal with it, and it is. It's annoying. I get it. 192 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 1: Like if your top player decides to go to another 193 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:07,040 Speaker 1: school because you got one more egg McMuffin, and that's 194 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,760 Speaker 1: all he needed was one more egg McMuffin, No hash browns, 195 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,719 Speaker 1: just the egg McMuffin. Well that's not good. We could 196 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,520 Speaker 1: offer the hash browns, we could probably come up with 197 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,360 Speaker 1: the money for the egg McMuffin, but he left that's it. 198 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:20,040 Speaker 1: So he said, hey, listen, you guys leave, I'm out 199 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,120 Speaker 1: of here, you losers, and I'm going to go off 200 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:26,400 Speaker 1: to the NFL. Now, this can be a very successful strategy. 201 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,440 Speaker 1: The head coach that just got hired by the Miami 202 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:33,640 Speaker 1: Dolphins had been coaching at Boston College and he quit 203 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,920 Speaker 1: Boston College to go work. Granted he got a better job, 204 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,400 Speaker 1: but he went to Green Bay and now he's a 205 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,560 Speaker 1: head coach in the NFL. So there's a path where 206 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,680 Speaker 1: Thomas Hammock stays in Seattle for a couple years, gets promoted, 207 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:48,120 Speaker 1: and then eventually gets a head coaching job in the NFL. 208 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:53,280 Speaker 1: But there's less drama, more stability, real paychecks, and also 209 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,040 Speaker 1: nice that you can phone a friend his buddy, they 210 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,520 Speaker 1: were both on the Ravens coaching staff back in the day. 211 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:02,960 Speaker 1: Mike McDonald gives him a soft landing, and this continues 212 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:07,240 Speaker 1: to be an issue. College football is the wild wild West, 213 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,040 Speaker 1: and I like the fact the players are getting paid. 214 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,000 Speaker 1: Doesn't mean I like them all getting card deals in 215 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 1: luxury boxes and all that, but they should be getting paid. 216 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,079 Speaker 1: And so as it is the wild wild West, and 217 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,640 Speaker 1: there's a flood a lot of these guys who are 218 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,040 Speaker 1: coaching or heading to higher ground in the NFL. All right, 219 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:29,960 Speaker 1: final thought to viral video of the day, Viral video 220 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 1: of the day, as we keep on keeping on. The 221 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:39,880 Speaker 1: playmaker Cowboys legend Michael Irvin, he went on a rant. 222 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,920 Speaker 1: Now he did this rant a little while back, but 223 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,200 Speaker 1: it's gone viral this week. It was about super Bowl sixty, 224 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:50,559 Speaker 1: about Super Bowl sixty in San Francisco, which was played 225 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,000 Speaker 1: in Santa Clara, and there were events all over the 226 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:57,440 Speaker 1: Bay Area bouncing around sports media guys like pinballs and 227 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:02,360 Speaker 1: a pinball machine. They were very upset by this media freeloaders, 228 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:06,120 Speaker 1: media freeloaders having to bounce around to get their free crap. 229 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:11,480 Speaker 1: So Irvin went on this viral rant, he was the 230 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,640 Speaker 1: former Cowboy player and all that, saying that the NFL 231 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:20,200 Speaker 1: should never, ever, ever, ever bring the Super Bowl back 232 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,240 Speaker 1: to Northern California. He said it was the worst he's 233 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,000 Speaker 1: ever been to. He's been going to super Bowls at 234 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,640 Speaker 1: least since the early nineties. He said he wanted no 235 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,480 Speaker 1: part of it. And so he didn't say come back 236 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,160 Speaker 1: and see us all to the Bay Area. No, no, no, 237 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 1: he want no part of it. So question, are you 238 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:43,040 Speaker 1: rolling with San Francisco being the worst super Bowl host city, 239 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,520 Speaker 1: So you go any Meani miny Mo. So I don't 240 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:50,560 Speaker 1: have that option. First of all, I've only been able 241 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,080 Speaker 1: to go to these functions in recent years. For years, 242 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,360 Speaker 1: I never went to the radio row stuff. It's only 243 00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:00,280 Speaker 1: been the last always been five years or so. I've 244 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,440 Speaker 1: been at the all the Western super Bowl. So I've 245 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,520 Speaker 1: been at the one in La Phoenix, Vegas, San Francisco, 246 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,080 Speaker 1: and that's usually the way it is. I can those 247 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,560 Speaker 1: are places I have to pay my own way. The 248 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,840 Speaker 1: company doesn't pay God forbid, so I have to go 249 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 1: on my own and so cost wise, it just makes 250 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,280 Speaker 1: more sense to go to the ones that are in 251 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,440 Speaker 1: the West. But that's all we have to measure. So 252 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,760 Speaker 1: was it good? No, it was not good. No, it 253 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:25,360 Speaker 1: was not good. So Malar report card for Super Bowl 254 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,320 Speaker 1: sixty and I wasn't there for the game. I was 255 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,040 Speaker 1: just in the lead up to the game. And all 256 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 1: I can do is compare it to the other places 257 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:35,000 Speaker 1: I've been. So the Malor report card, I wrote FFF, 258 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 1: and that goes for fog, fentanyl and flatlining the vibe 259 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:44,760 Speaker 1: all that FFF. And so I generally agree with Michael 260 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,120 Speaker 1: liverering I did there was a lackluster energy for this 261 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,680 Speaker 1: Super Bowl that said, I'm gonna surprise you. I have 262 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,000 Speaker 1: an unpopular opinion. As much as I would love to 263 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:57,960 Speaker 1: actually love to dogpile on the moonbat leaders in northern California, 264 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 1: I think this cuts deeper. Like to me, the San 265 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:04,440 Speaker 1: Francisco politicians tried and the cops tried to shift all 266 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,680 Speaker 1: the fentanyl crowd over a few blocks, and they fooled 267 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,960 Speaker 1: some people like Pat McAfee and others that fell for 268 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,040 Speaker 1: that trapped. I guess they didn't go more than two 269 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,600 Speaker 1: blocks over where we walked with me and my wife 270 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:19,680 Speaker 1: and stepping around urine and needles and all that, so 271 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,840 Speaker 1: I guess they didn't go that direction, which is fine. 272 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:26,920 Speaker 1: And in the area right around the convention Center in 273 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,840 Speaker 1: San Francisco was really nice. It was beautiful, but you 274 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,440 Speaker 1: just didn't want to go a couple blocks over. But 275 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,640 Speaker 1: I'm not even I'm not even gonna go that direction. 276 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,480 Speaker 1: Like I said, you expect that. And LA is the 277 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,800 Speaker 1: same way. LA is gonna have the Super Bowl nice year. 278 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,920 Speaker 1: They're gonna have the Olympics and all these big events, 279 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 1: and they'll clean up those areas where people from outside 280 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 1: are going to be and they'll just shift the problem 281 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,560 Speaker 1: and so a lot of people who don't look for 282 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,600 Speaker 1: it will not find. To me, the issue with this 283 00:16:54,640 --> 00:17:00,280 Speaker 1: Super Bowl was the underlying condition. You gotta have star 284 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:05,520 Speaker 1: dust for this to work. People still watch, obviously, people 285 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:10,040 Speaker 1: still watch, but to make it special, you need stardust. 286 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,840 Speaker 1: And I think what Michael Irban's really saying is Sam 287 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:17,360 Speaker 1: Darnold versus Drake may As your quarterback matchup is not 288 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,960 Speaker 1: gonna get it done. It's unsalted almonds versus fig Newton's. 289 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,480 Speaker 1: Technically both are food. They're not something you look forward to. 290 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,280 Speaker 1: In fact, fig Newton's were originally medicine. Did you know 291 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,440 Speaker 1: that they were originally a dietary medicine that doctors gave out. 292 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,760 Speaker 1: Now they're considered I guess a cookie. It doesn't get 293 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:40,159 Speaker 1: you all Tingly, neither team had the stardust. There was 294 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:44,840 Speaker 1: no razzle dazzle. You had a lot of these influencer 295 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:48,119 Speaker 1: vermin that were going around, and that made it a 296 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:51,879 Speaker 1: little cheaper. Just felt cheaper to me. And so the 297 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:56,160 Speaker 1: Super Bowl normally is a be dazzled event. And if 298 00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:00,359 Speaker 1: you take away the star players and you throw a 299 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,920 Speaker 1: bunch of people trying to get ten cent or ten 300 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:07,119 Speaker 1: ten second viral clips on social media. It just creates 301 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 1: this lithargic energy and it was just you combine that 302 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:16,199 Speaker 1: with the joyless way this thing was going, and it 303 00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:19,760 Speaker 1: just the matchup was not great. And so if you've 304 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 1: got the stage and you don't have the razzle, you know, 305 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,639 Speaker 1: the razmataz and all that, you know, it's it's not 306 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:32,240 Speaker 1: necessarily the city per se. It's the teams that were 307 00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:35,159 Speaker 1: involved that they didn't bring the star power and the 308 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,800 Speaker 1: fan bases. The whole thing was. It was a little 309 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,440 Speaker 1: bit of all that. It is the Bean Mahlor Show. 310 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,360 Speaker 1: If you would like to be part, you can join 311 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,639 Speaker 1: us right now eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. 312 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 1: That's eight seven seven nine nine six sixty three sixty 313 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,880 Speaker 1: nine coming up later this hour. We have asked Ben. 314 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:56,160 Speaker 1: Your questions are answers hashtag ask Ben. That'll be coming 315 00:18:56,240 --> 00:19:00,199 Speaker 1: up a little bit later time. Now, though, for the 316 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:04,720 Speaker 1: riddle of the day, and here it is, let's see 317 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,639 Speaker 1: how plugged in, how plugged in you are to the 318 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:12,600 Speaker 1: trends of the world, the New World Order. So several 319 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:19,320 Speaker 1: clips circling circulating online have have gone viral showing people 320 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:25,280 Speaker 1: in China eating blank in a new viral weight loss 321 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,040 Speaker 1: trend again. 322 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:27,600 Speaker 3: Uh. 323 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 1: Several clips circulating online show people in China eating blank 324 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:38,440 Speaker 1: in a what's been called a viral weight loss trend. 325 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:43,000 Speaker 1: That is the malor riddle of the day. 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We thank you 341 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:35,040 Speaker 1: for hanging out with us all night long as we 342 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:41,720 Speaker 1: chill out in the overnight hours and coming up later 343 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:47,320 Speaker 1: this hour, we will have a not so fanatical moment, 344 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,879 Speaker 1: a not so fanatic moment, and also the payoff on 345 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,800 Speaker 1: the Mallard Riddle of the Day later this hour. It 346 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:59,359 Speaker 1: is asked Ben as well hashtag ask Ben and sashtag Aspat. 347 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,199 Speaker 1: I'll be coming up with a little bit later in 348 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,240 Speaker 1: the hour, so you can send your questions in right now. 349 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:09,320 Speaker 1: And it's been and friends here coming up and you 350 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:11,919 Speaker 1: can do that, and also on the phones at eight 351 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,080 Speaker 1: seven seven ninety nine on Fox, back to it, we 352 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:19,359 Speaker 1: go all right back to it and right now the 353 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:24,640 Speaker 1: Mallard Riddle of the Day. There are some viral clips 354 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:29,159 Speaker 1: that have circulated in the matrix that show people in 355 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:36,560 Speaker 1: China eating blank in a viral weight loss trend. And yeah, 356 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:40,840 Speaker 1: that's that's the deal, Bobby and Florida says, noodles of noodles. 357 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:45,480 Speaker 1: That's key lime pie, Bobby. What we have here far out? 358 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:52,080 Speaker 1: Dave says, neon nifty not new nautical Gnome knees is 359 00:21:52,119 --> 00:22:00,679 Speaker 1: the answer bat Jerky from Alf the Alien Opiner, Electric 360 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:04,400 Speaker 1: Eels from Late Night Drug Tester King Rory is going 361 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:11,240 Speaker 1: with waffles. His answer Pey King Duck from Eke and Rosevie, Minnesota, 362 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:16,399 Speaker 1: spaghetti from Yaphimi the Spaghetty. What else do we have? 363 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:21,680 Speaker 1: Petroleum jelly from Donkey Sausage Milkman. Mike in Colorado says 364 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:26,560 Speaker 1: a heaping helping of e coli rubber bands from William? 365 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:30,800 Speaker 1: What else? Oh? Come on, slug, don't send me that 366 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,040 Speaker 1: fun now, slug. I don't want to see that. What's 367 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:34,520 Speaker 1: wrong with you? 368 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,320 Speaker 6: Is it gonna scar you for life? 369 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,399 Speaker 1: I don't need to see that. I don't want to 370 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:46,040 Speaker 1: see Baba? Where's the baba? From Filler Up philp Legend 371 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:50,119 Speaker 1: Filler Up Philip says they're eating trees, That is the answer. 372 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,199 Speaker 1: BP says they were eating each other. Hello, uh fat 373 00:22:55,320 --> 00:23:00,560 Speaker 1: Daddy says they were eating whale. But donkin or I 374 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,080 Speaker 1: guess the other part the whale, the front part of 375 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,120 Speaker 1: the whale thing lose weight? Yeah? 376 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:05,440 Speaker 3: I don't know. 377 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,920 Speaker 1: Well, I mean I say that dead pandas from Mike 378 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 1: to Leprechaun. What else do we have to see? Page down? 379 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,919 Speaker 1: We'll skip over that one. All right, that's enough, Lorena. 380 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,520 Speaker 1: Would you like to give it a shot? Here several 381 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:22,080 Speaker 1: clips circulating in the matrix showing people in China eating 382 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,840 Speaker 1: blank in a viral weight loss trend. 383 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 6: Custom thin ice chips. 384 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:34,240 Speaker 1: Okay, custom thin ice chips, is that correct? No, they're 385 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:43,280 Speaker 1: eating plastic wrap, yeah, plastic wrap, and then they what 386 00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:44,639 Speaker 1: they do is they I saw this. 387 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,240 Speaker 3: They're not actually like, they're not swallowing it right there. 388 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,960 Speaker 1: They're they're placing plastic wrap in their mouth and then 389 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,359 Speaker 1: they add food and they they chew and then they 390 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,159 Speaker 1: they spit it out. But they they're they're that's this 391 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,199 Speaker 1: is the viral thing, and everyone's doing in I had 392 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,439 Speaker 1: a coop. They're all doing unless there's like ten people 393 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,639 Speaker 1: doing it, and they're I saw. 394 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,880 Speaker 3: Videos of people doing this. It's what's going on here. 395 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,800 Speaker 1: That's just what's going on is people have a lot 396 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,760 Speaker 1: of free time on their hands, and there's a lot 397 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,359 Speaker 1: of money. Well there's not a lot of money. You 398 00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:18,400 Speaker 1: can make some money getting people to watch your your videos. 399 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,480 Speaker 1: I've never looked at plastic wrap and thought, well I 400 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,479 Speaker 1: want to chew on that. That looks pretty good. I mean, 401 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,320 Speaker 1: you get some plastic grap. You know we got to 402 00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:31,120 Speaker 1: do is we should sell flavored plastic crap. How about that? Yeah, 403 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:36,679 Speaker 1: we could have like teriaki, we could have meatball and 404 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,720 Speaker 1: spaghetti and meatball. We could do that flavor. We could 405 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,159 Speaker 1: do cheeseburger flavored plastic. 406 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,080 Speaker 3: I just don't understand the point is it supposed to 407 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:48,560 Speaker 3: be more dignified than chewing up the food and spinning 408 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,919 Speaker 3: it out and just not swallowing it like I I. 409 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,159 Speaker 6: Think it gives the illusion that you're eating right, just 410 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:55,960 Speaker 6: like chewing gum. 411 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, but why can't you just. 412 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,520 Speaker 1: It's all these like it's all these hot girls that 413 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,240 Speaker 1: are putting plastic grab in their mouth and then putting 414 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:13,760 Speaker 1: food chewing. It's so stupid. Who do you mean the 415 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,760 Speaker 1: first like patient zero for other's a dude doing it? 416 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:21,600 Speaker 1: Who's the first idiot that said this is a good idea? 417 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:25,280 Speaker 3: So bad? 418 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, well there you go, alright 419 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,400 Speaker 1: until tomorrow when there'll be another stupid thing that will 420 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,520 Speaker 1: pop up and all that. Hey, speaking of stupid, I 421 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,800 Speaker 1: do want to take some calls, but I gotta mention this. 422 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:43,639 Speaker 1: So several of you sent me this story and it 423 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 1: is just wonderful. It's just absolutely wonderful. So the people 424 00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,959 Speaker 1: at Fanatics who every single day somebody fs up, I mean, 425 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,880 Speaker 1: they've got to fire a bunch of people and bring 426 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,919 Speaker 1: in some oversight to that company. It's very odd that 427 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,639 Speaker 1: for all of the muscle that they have, they have 428 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:07,480 Speaker 1: apparently very little, very little concern about quality of the product, 429 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,760 Speaker 1: which should be something the matter. And also blame the 430 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,119 Speaker 1: people that own the sports teams. They don't care. They 431 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,760 Speaker 1: don't really, it doesn't bother them. The Boston Red Sox 432 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:24,480 Speaker 1: so great. So the Boston Red Sox had their uniforms 433 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,080 Speaker 1: in spring training. They went, they went out there and 434 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,479 Speaker 1: then you know, doing their thing and all that, and 435 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,720 Speaker 1: they screwed them up. I mean they obviously screwed them up. 436 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,360 Speaker 1: They were messed up. They put the Red Sox writing 437 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,959 Speaker 1: over the piping in the middle. If you know, if 438 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,879 Speaker 1: you can imagine what the Red Sox uniform looks like, 439 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,960 Speaker 1: they have some red piping that goes down the middle 440 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,159 Speaker 1: and then on the rights or the left side of 441 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,879 Speaker 1: the chest or on the right side they've read and 442 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:53,199 Speaker 1: then on the left side it says socks. And so 443 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,680 Speaker 1: it was embarrassing, right, there's a professional baseball team and 444 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,680 Speaker 1: it's a disaster, like, well, how could you possibly make 445 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:03,639 Speaker 1: those and send those out? It is it's unreal. So 446 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:08,320 Speaker 1: the Red Sox released the statement, right, they released a statement, 447 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:13,840 Speaker 1: and it destroyed Fanatics. Right, they killed Fanatics. Right. They 448 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:22,080 Speaker 1: blamed Fanatics for the cheap, embarrassing uniforms. And you know 449 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 1: they said, listen, they send out the release. I can 450 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:24,960 Speaker 1: read the thing if you want to. This is part 451 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,480 Speaker 1: of Major League Baseball's return to the twenty twenty three 452 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,520 Speaker 1: jersey template we approved. This is from the Red Sox, 453 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,840 Speaker 1: a design for a home white jerseys that, once produced 454 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,080 Speaker 1: and seen in person, we felt could be cleaner in 455 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,639 Speaker 1: the space in between the lettering and the piping, and 456 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:46,480 Speaker 1: collaboration with MLB and Fanatics, we're adjusting the home whites 457 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,680 Speaker 1: to restore clearer separation, and the updated jerseys will be 458 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:55,880 Speaker 1: ready for opening day. Right. So they they sent that 459 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,600 Speaker 1: thing out and then like there was another release where 460 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:03,159 Speaker 1: they absolutely destroyed or they they then sucked up to 461 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 1: Fanatics moments later, right, And so they did the old 462 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,199 Speaker 1: one to eighty. Obviously, somebody from Fanatics called and said, like, 463 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,159 Speaker 1: what are you like, what are you doing? Like, you know, 464 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,480 Speaker 1: a bad jobby? So the Red size to lead it. Anyway, 465 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,840 Speaker 1: it is terrible on all accounts. It looks absolutely embarrassing 466 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,199 Speaker 1: and I was gonna rant about it more, but I 467 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,280 Speaker 1: think we'll leave it there. But it's more of a 468 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,680 Speaker 1: visual thing than an audio thing, So if you want 469 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,080 Speaker 1: to check that out, you're more than welcome. We'll go 470 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,800 Speaker 1: to the calls at eight seven seven ninety nine on 471 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:37,440 Speaker 1: Fox A's eight seven seven nine nine six six three 472 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,959 Speaker 1: sixty nine. If you'd like to be part of the program, 473 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,640 Speaker 1: and we do have asked Ben, I'm going to need 474 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 1: some more questions for that ask Ben and friends. That'll 475 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,800 Speaker 1: be coming up for you a little bit later and 476 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,240 Speaker 1: then next hour. If you're still with us, you'll likely 477 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,600 Speaker 1: be gone by then, but we'll have fact or fiction 478 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:59,440 Speaker 1: that'll be coming up in our number four to the phones. 479 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,120 Speaker 1: Go let's see here. 480 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,360 Speaker 7: I always like to play Eenie Meanie miney Mo. I 481 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,400 Speaker 7: flashed back to when I was like seven years old. 482 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,560 Speaker 7: I get to play eenie Meani miney mo, and then 483 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,320 Speaker 7: I got to pick a call or buy their name, 484 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:18,120 Speaker 7: and let's say hello to uh mean, let's go to 485 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,040 Speaker 7: Kaz in Fresno. Hello, Kaz, Welcome. 486 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:32,960 Speaker 1: Hey Dad? Just wait do I oh my god, I 487 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,760 Speaker 1: was I don't I don't remember. I mean there's something 488 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,240 Speaker 1: I forgotten. I mean, there were a few drunk nights 489 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,120 Speaker 1: back in the day. I don't know. 490 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:46,800 Speaker 8: Uh Wow, didn't happened. I've been to doctor. 491 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:47,280 Speaker 3: No. 492 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,800 Speaker 8: I got a different joke for later. 493 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,480 Speaker 1: Hey man, Yeah, Hey, what's up son? How you doing son? 494 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:53,800 Speaker 4: Hey? 495 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,600 Speaker 8: Dad? You know that happened to me one time. I 496 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,160 Speaker 8: went to call one of my friends and oh no, 497 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,040 Speaker 8: I went to call my DA and I doubt my 498 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,240 Speaker 8: friend's number, who hadn't talked you for years. 499 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,560 Speaker 5: And kind of they didn't like him that much. 500 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,480 Speaker 8: And then he entered the phone and I was like, 501 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,840 Speaker 8: hey Dad. He's like, oh no, dude, I'm so sorry. 502 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,120 Speaker 8: It's I'm not going to say his name. And I 503 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,680 Speaker 8: was like, oh. Then I talked him place forty five minutes. 504 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, you wanted to hang up though, didn't you? You? 505 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,480 Speaker 4: Just yeah? 506 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just a salvage. I'm not. I've not 507 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,400 Speaker 1: dialed the wrong I have sent text messages to the 508 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,840 Speaker 1: wrong people, which is awkward when you're trying to send 509 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,680 Speaker 1: it to your to your wife and you send it 510 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,480 Speaker 1: to somebody else and then you have to do the 511 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,080 Speaker 1: old wi it wasn't for you, and then they're like, 512 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,560 Speaker 1: why did you send that to me? And then it 513 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,479 Speaker 1: was very awkward. 514 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,280 Speaker 8: Have you ever done that fake text? Like you pretended 515 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,640 Speaker 8: like you are sending it to the wrong person, but 516 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,480 Speaker 8: you actually did it to the wrong purpose person on purpose. 517 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,200 Speaker 8: That's a fun joke. 518 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,480 Speaker 1: I don't know that I've don't know that I've done that. No, No, 519 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,120 Speaker 1: try it out. 520 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,440 Speaker 8: You'd be like, hey, mabe, oh man, I loved you. 521 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,239 Speaker 8: Whatever you want to go wherever you want to go, 522 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,920 Speaker 8: and then send it to the wrong person on purpose, 523 00:30:59,200 --> 00:30:59,960 Speaker 8: and it's pretty fun. 524 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:00,600 Speaker 1: The big oops. 525 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:01,840 Speaker 8: I meant to send that to my wife. 526 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well I was told years ago, Kez. If 527 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,480 Speaker 1: you ever think no one's listening to a radio show, 528 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,360 Speaker 1: make a mistake on purpose. There's nothing people love more 529 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,480 Speaker 1: than to correct a mistake. It's kind of like the 530 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,160 Speaker 1: thing about the internet. They say, if you want to 531 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,320 Speaker 1: if you want to get the answer to a problem, 532 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,920 Speaker 1: you give the wrong answer and then a million people 533 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,200 Speaker 1: will try to correct you. So I like you. Part 534 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,320 Speaker 1: of human nature. It's human nature, there, Kas, How can 535 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:28,880 Speaker 1: we help you? 536 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,320 Speaker 8: Well, I gotta be okay, quick, secret and we want 537 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,680 Speaker 8: to talk about it after this. One of my main 538 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,720 Speaker 8: goals is to get three seconds of radio silence of you. 539 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,160 Speaker 8: The trick you into it. I should have just told 540 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:45,800 Speaker 8: you that I got it. 541 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,800 Speaker 1: You got it. Dream come true? Checking the mail, yes, 542 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:50,600 Speaker 1: checking the mail. 543 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,760 Speaker 8: Yes, I mean, isn't that dangerous? Like the seconds of 544 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,040 Speaker 8: radio silence? Isn't that the canceled or something? 545 00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,600 Speaker 1: We'll find ouf, I'm not here tomorrow. 546 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,280 Speaker 3: I got gott leave you to pause all the time? True? 547 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,280 Speaker 1: Second, that's true. 548 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,840 Speaker 3: Got he's suspended. 549 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,560 Speaker 1: Gotti would do a monologue, would have seven words, and 550 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,480 Speaker 1: he did twenty minutes. Seven words in twenty minutes. God 551 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:15,840 Speaker 1: love him. 552 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:20,200 Speaker 8: Yeah, Oh, it's make a technique. Well, isn't gonna use 553 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,920 Speaker 8: that technique? It's like, I get that annoying sometimes I 554 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:23,479 Speaker 8: like about them. 555 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,240 Speaker 3: Get that annoying. 556 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,320 Speaker 8: He's like, but he didn't take the second and a 557 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:27,960 Speaker 8: half pause. 558 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, Like there's an art to it, Like if you're 559 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,560 Speaker 1: supposed to pause for effect, but if you pause all 560 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,840 Speaker 1: the time, it doesn't really work. Like you got to 561 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:41,760 Speaker 1: strategically pause because then people lean into hearing what you're 562 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,680 Speaker 1: gonna say next. But if you're pausing for ten seconds 563 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,280 Speaker 1: between every f it worked, it doesn't work. 564 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,840 Speaker 8: It gets cleaned out and it gets annoying. 565 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,040 Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. So what do you got going on? What's 566 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,280 Speaker 1: going on? What's going on with you? In fresh hold on? 567 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,640 Speaker 8: They could call you like two weeks ago. But you know, 568 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,640 Speaker 8: I've just kind of you. I can't really say where 569 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:06,000 Speaker 8: I've been. But Simone Bile, like, why is she not 570 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,560 Speaker 8: invited to dunk context? I was gonna say they should have. 571 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:12,520 Speaker 8: I'm gonna call you weeks ago and says. 572 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,959 Speaker 1: Like, is she like four foot eight or something like that? 573 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,120 Speaker 1: Give her trampoline or something like that. 574 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,160 Speaker 8: So she's in the Olympics and they measured her upside 575 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,760 Speaker 8: down her feet for fourteen feet. 576 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,280 Speaker 1: In the air. Yeah, okay, well I don't care put 577 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,560 Speaker 1: her in the I don't put her in the dunk guy. 578 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,680 Speaker 1: She's more famous than the people in the dunk contest. 579 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,320 Speaker 1: All right, I gotta go cast. I like you call 580 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,160 Speaker 1: me more often there. You're a good dear, funny guy. 581 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,240 Speaker 1: I like, don't tell anyone I like you. 582 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,880 Speaker 6: But now they'd have to give Simone bills that same 583 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,120 Speaker 6: floor that she uses to get those jumps on, like 584 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,400 Speaker 6: there's springs in it's not just hard wood. 585 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:47,920 Speaker 1: Oh doesn't know that. Yeah, okay, Hey, we've got asked Ben. 586 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,640 Speaker 1: Your questions are answers for the rest of the hour. 587 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,960 Speaker 1: Hashtag asked Ben all the hot button issues. We will 588 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,240 Speaker 1: answer all of life's problems with ask unless we don't. 589 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,200 Speaker 1: We don't do sporty. We don't do sporty. So I 590 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,160 Speaker 1: see a lot of sporty. Don't do that, But we'll 591 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,800 Speaker 1: have ask Ben. Your questions are answers. We'll get to it. 592 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:07,920 Speaker 1: We'll do it next. 593 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,399 Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor 594 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,040 Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill 595 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:14,799 Speaker 4: Miller and you. 596 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,080 Speaker 1: It is the Ben Malor Show. As we work our 597 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:21,680 Speaker 1: way through the overnight. The weird time is it early? 598 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,920 Speaker 1: Is it late? When does it become early? When does 599 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,319 Speaker 1: it stop being late? Well, we're here for you and 600 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,440 Speaker 1: you can always find this show. You can be in 601 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,120 Speaker 1: the catbird seat for every show. 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You'll always find the show. 614 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:16,680 Speaker 1: We thank you. 615 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:24,520 Speaker 5: It's now time for her Wait ask Twitter send. 616 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,640 Speaker 4: Us your questions on Twitter now. 617 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,239 Speaker 1: Then no way we go as we pinned back our 618 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:34,759 Speaker 1: ears and head into uncharted waters for ask Ben. Your 619 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:40,840 Speaker 1: questions are answers for the rest of the hour. Very exciting, 620 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,400 Speaker 1: and now for the reading of the questions the harbinger 621 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,600 Speaker 1: of Doom the Cupoloop. 622 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,680 Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna start off with a difficult one here. 623 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,719 Speaker 3: This one is from Donkey Sausage. 624 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:53,960 Speaker 1: Hi Donkey. 625 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,520 Speaker 3: He wants to know if you had to delete all 626 00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,839 Speaker 3: but three apps from your smartphone, which ones would you keep? 627 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:07,160 Speaker 1: You know, I don't think he's that hard. I don't. 628 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:12,840 Speaker 1: I would use the use x, you know. I'm on 629 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,600 Speaker 1: there futzing around. Uh, there's a thing I used to 630 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,080 Speaker 1: track my fast thing. I use that a lot. And 631 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:23,120 Speaker 1: then the weather app. That's all I need. I don't 632 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,239 Speaker 1: need anything else. I'm good. 633 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:29,120 Speaker 6: Lorena, Maps, YouTube and Instagram. 634 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the maps thing would be a problem. 635 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,600 Speaker 3: I need maps. Yeah, maps, that's a good one. 636 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,280 Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that. I don't need the weather. 637 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,120 Speaker 1: I'll use the maps thing. I'll use the maps thing. Okay, 638 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,239 Speaker 1: we good. I don't needything else. 639 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,000 Speaker 3: I know which one, all right, Well, so i'd use 640 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:50,160 Speaker 3: I'd have X, I have my I'd have my club 641 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,040 Speaker 3: GG poker. 642 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,959 Speaker 1: Okay, And I guess the maps. 643 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,880 Speaker 3: I guess. I was I was gonna. I was going 644 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:03,680 Speaker 3: to say the Taco Bell app but I guess maps 645 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,040 Speaker 3: is a little more important. 646 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,640 Speaker 1: Have you been to the Taco Bell headquarters school. 647 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,280 Speaker 3: I have driven past it many times. 648 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, they have in the parking lot there. They have 649 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,400 Speaker 1: an originally original Taco Bell. 650 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,960 Speaker 3: That's right to the parking Yeah, they like brought it 651 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,880 Speaker 3: on a big trailer over there. Right. 652 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,879 Speaker 1: I'm surprised they haven't brought you in. They bring influencers 653 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,600 Speaker 1: in to test new Taco Bell products. 654 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,960 Speaker 3: They should. I would, I wouldn't. I would love to 655 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,400 Speaker 3: go to the Taco Bell kitchen. 656 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,799 Speaker 1: And yeah, you should let them know. I bet you 657 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,600 Speaker 1: they'd let you do it. 658 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:35,960 Speaker 3: Why not? 659 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,600 Speaker 1: Yeah you should contact Yeah, well I think all three 660 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,759 Speaker 1: of us should go the man. You want to go 661 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,640 Speaker 1: test some new taco. 662 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,240 Speaker 3: I love Taco bells. I would do that all day. 663 00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:48,440 Speaker 3: Can we do a remote from the Taco Belt headquarters? 664 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,360 Speaker 1: I would love that. You signed me up for that? 665 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,600 Speaker 1: Right now, man, I'll bring that remote box thing and 666 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,040 Speaker 1: then we'll go out there. Boom done. 667 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,319 Speaker 3: All right, all right, people run for the border. Come on, 668 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,319 Speaker 3: here we go, all right? The King Rory would like. 669 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,800 Speaker 1: To know, Hi, Rory. 670 00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,359 Speaker 3: I don't know. I feel like maybe we've passed this before, 671 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,080 Speaker 3: but maybe not. Who is your favorite Simpsons character? 672 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,960 Speaker 1: Holm? They come on, it's Holver, It's the King of 673 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,000 Speaker 1: the Simpsons, Alorna. 674 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,240 Speaker 3: It's got to be Bart for me. I really like Bart. 675 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,680 Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, I gotta go with I gotta go 676 00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:21,200 Speaker 3: with Bart. 677 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,000 Speaker 1: Homer guy, Krusty the clown guy. 678 00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:25,960 Speaker 6: Oh, Krusty's really good too. 679 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, Krusty's great. 680 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,239 Speaker 3: Next, all right, God, it's a lot of questions from 681 00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:31,880 Speaker 3: these two guys. 682 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,600 Speaker 1: Uh oh, come on, we know the two people. 683 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,480 Speaker 3: Off the alien Opiner. 684 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,040 Speaker 1: Hi elf to know. 685 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,440 Speaker 3: When traveling in a car with others, are you the driver? 686 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,080 Speaker 3: Are you okay being a passenger? 687 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:48,560 Speaker 1: Yeah? I would prefer driving. I love my wife, I 688 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,000 Speaker 1: don't love her. I didn't marry her for her driving ability, 689 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:55,360 Speaker 1: So I prefer to drive, although I get very tired 690 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,880 Speaker 1: sometimes because of the hours we work, so I I 691 00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,759 Speaker 1: occasionally have to be the passenger and I feel like 692 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,399 Speaker 1: I'm going to die there. 693 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:06,399 Speaker 6: I love being a passenger princess. But I also I'm 694 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,440 Speaker 6: one of those people like can you not drive like that? 695 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,040 Speaker 6: Like do you have to drive that aggressive? And so 696 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,400 Speaker 6: I might as well just do it myself. 697 00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,640 Speaker 3: Cool, that sounds like my wife. 698 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,640 Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all when. 699 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,959 Speaker 3: If it's if it's my car, I have to be driving, 700 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,000 Speaker 3: and I don't like people driving my car. But otherwise 701 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,120 Speaker 3: I don't mind being a passenger, Like you know, I can, 702 00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,040 Speaker 3: I can chill and you know, not pay attention and 703 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:30,200 Speaker 3: recline my. 704 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,840 Speaker 1: Seat, plan on your phone, all right. 705 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,600 Speaker 3: Next Late Night's been late night drug test or another 706 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,279 Speaker 3: another car question. Late night drug tester wants to know 707 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,839 Speaker 3: if your current vehicle gets dented, do you get it 708 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,480 Speaker 3: fixed or pocket the insurance money? 709 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,520 Speaker 1: Depends how bad you know. If it's a little bit 710 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,440 Speaker 1: of a dent, I don't really care, but if it's uh, 711 00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:53,440 Speaker 1: it's completely affed up, then obviously you get it fixed. Actually, 712 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,560 Speaker 1: somebody had just dinged my car the other day and 713 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,680 Speaker 1: didn't leave a note or anything like that. What a schmuck. 714 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,640 Speaker 1: So I haven't gotten that fixed yet. What about you, Lorina? 715 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,800 Speaker 6: Yeah, well my old car, I remember, there was something 716 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,640 Speaker 6: minor that happened, and so I didn't I didn't do 717 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,560 Speaker 6: the insurance. I didn't get it fixed, but I filed 718 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,880 Speaker 6: the insurance claim. But with my new car, know, if 719 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,400 Speaker 6: something happened, I'm getting it fixed. 720 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends how much you've deductible is. What about you? 721 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm getting it fixed. 722 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:25,279 Speaker 1: Yeah that's your baby. Yes, you worship that car. The 723 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,360 Speaker 1: worst car I've seen is Jonas Knox car. That is 724 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:32,040 Speaker 1: by far the worst. Jonas, that's pretty bad.