WEBVTT - This Is How You Create 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:03.600 That people higher up know that people are so vain 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:07.120 and a lot of people and this is not going 0:00:07.200 --> 0:00:08.160 to be a popular statement. 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:11.480 So I'm sorry, guys. But all the people that didn't want. 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:15.680 To take the vaccine shot, they're like, I know, you 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:17.680 guys just want to be skinny. 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:19.599 You might, you might, you don't care abou getting You 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:21.439 run the resk of getting sick, but you won't do 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:24.480 you won't run the rest of gaining way. Yeah. 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:27.639 So I just feel like there's always like some little 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:31.280 hidden something in these drugs that they're like making fads 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:32.640 and then I'm skeptical. 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:59.320 So I'm cool. Hi, welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices. 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:04.640 I'm Mela and I'm Erikita, and we're here in Los Angeles, California, 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:12.200 recording to you Live on a Wednesday. Woo who is it? Oh? Yeah, yeah, 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:14.560 drink that coffee a little quicker, drink my body cut, 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:19.160 drink your booty cut. Good morning, you guys. It's morning 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:23.840 in LA and Erica hasn't drinken enough coffee yet, so 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:24.959 she's still warming up. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:25.559 I haven't. 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:27.759 She might malfunction. 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:29.440 I'm not gonna malfunction. 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:32.720 Don't put that on me. I'm just kidding you guys. 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:35.000 It is birthing bad Birthing. 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:39.759 August and bad Ass Birthing on Oh excuse me, Badass 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:42.839 Birthing August. 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Also, we are going. 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:51.120 Back on tour. 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:53.680 And we announced our first date, which is of course 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:56.920 in our fucking city, Los Angeles. 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.679 And I just realized it's October twenty first, so it's 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.760 nine days before Halloween, and you know we have some 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:07.560 Halloween queen ass bitches. More importantly, it's four days before 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:12.480 my birthday. That more importantly, so just come celebrate with you, girl, 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:16.119 come to Erica's birthday probb to my birthday party. I'm 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:17.960 going to dress up. You should dress up to. 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:22.079 The theme is Confessions of a Good Mom, So get 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.040 ready to confess your secrets. 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:26.119 If you haven't been to a good Mom show, you're 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:30.079 in for a fucking treat. We are some very high 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:34.000 production ass bitches, so the show and the party will 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:37.760 be in full motherfucking effect, especially because it's my wife's 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:42.080 birthday and it's in our home city. So pull up 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:44.840 and click the link in this description and click the 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:48.279 link in this episode description and buy a ticket. She's malfunctioning. 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:51.080 Did you drink you need coffee? 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:51.920 Did you drink No? 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:55.440 I don't drink coffee. That's a lie. Don't do me good. 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:58.240 Then I really don't drink coffee. I take like one 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:05.040 sip of yours. Do you want some? We have one set. Ah, 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:09.280 that's all I need. Anyway, my love, how are you doing. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:15.160 I'm good, I'm great. I am in the process of 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:18.839 taking my braids out. Guys, So you are a woman 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:22.320 that has braids that you know that it is a process. 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:25.719 So what is happening under this hat is a whole thing. 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:29.360 If you're on YouTube. I wasn't gonna take my hat 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:33.800 off just to like normalize myself by normalize this. I 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:36.120 want to be aspirational today and I'm not going to 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:40.359 embarrass myself on YouTube today. So under here there's something, 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:44.080 But here there is just braids. But you can see 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:46.200 I cut them because they're really long. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:51.120 Do you get like, are you more? I was thinking 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:52.880 about this because your braids were half I was like, oh, 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.159 she's going for it. Because there is a long, heavy 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:58.919 period where we were getting like full hairstyles on the 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.320 show on the episode because we don't have time, and 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:04.880 I was like, whoa, Like we were really didn't give 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:08.480 a fuck. And also like, now, because it's been five 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:11.760 years in do you feel sometimes like you have second 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:13.039 like that. I don't know what the word is, not 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.240 secondhand embarrassment. I know that's not it, but like, do 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:17.840 you do you now feel more conscious about things that 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.200 you've said or like that that you do now, Like 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:22.800 whend you get your hair braided on camera? Now, even 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:24.719 though you can just look it up on our YouTube, 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:26.120 it's not a secret. 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:31.080 Would I get my hair braided? It would be harder. 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:32.520 No, I don't know. 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:35.000 If I don't, I don't think. I don't have embarrassment 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:35.440 about that. 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:37.039 No, No, not really? 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:42.960 Fine, fuck it, fine, you guys get if you're on YouTube, 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:44.160 you see it. 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:48.080 I'm not embarrassed. It's like look beautiful, like songing the Hedgehog. 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:52.400 It's like party on the front. Braids on the bottom 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:54.720 might be a look, guys, I don't know, you might 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:57.039 be bringing something back, maybe like if I do like 0:05:57.080 --> 0:06:00.880 a like you had like a side you guys, if 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:05.360 you haven't subscribed, here are YouTube. Now's the time Erica 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:09.360 is bringing a braid a braid hawk. No, it's like a. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:12.960 Well, you know what I do with Iri is like 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:15.360 because it takes a long time. We take her braids out, 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:18.240 I do the top and then I do no, I'll 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:19.279 do two puffs up here. 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:20.960 Oh yeah, and then I'll let her. 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:22.600 Go to camp for like three days because I need 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:25.839 a break. And then I'll finish the rest. But yeah, 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:27.920 I don't know. My man is coming if I'm out 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:30.440 of town today, and he is going to get the 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:32.560 real real because this is what's happening here. 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:34.080 And he's gonna sit there and help me take the 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:34.719 shit out. 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:39.279 Because if he doesn't, then he doesn't love me. That's 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:44.560 definitely a boyfriend requirement. Must help take out braids, children 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:45.560 and wife. 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:48.840 Well know, so though, I think that answers your question. 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:51.520 I don't have secondhand embarrassment. 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:57.720 It's beautiful or beautiful. I'm just a normal gal. It's 0:06:57.800 --> 0:06:59.719 just a Norman gown taking my hair braids. So my 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:01.039 braids for five days? 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:05.440 Oh my god, how are you? 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:08.720 I'm great? Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:12.640 I like your blues. This is the blue skirt at 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:14.560 the blue accent top and the blue bindy. 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.440 Look. I wear the bracelet you got me. Oh cute. 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.000 I gotta find mine. 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:21.480 She got me a bracelet says ride or die because 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.640 we're best friends, bff's forever we die. 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:27.920 We're we gonna have a death pack. We talked about 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:28.960 our pregnancy packed. 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:32.320 What does a death pack to mean? I mean, that's 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:36.040 that's the goal. Wrote, We're all gonna die together. She goes, 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.680 I go too, Are you ready for Lando? We're all 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:43.360 dying today. Oh my god. Yesterday you pulled off while 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:45.200 Orlando was still looking out of the car, and this 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:49.040 morning he's like, you and your partner, it's your real wife. 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:51.120 You guys are trying to kill me. I was like, yep, 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:54.480 you put me on the insurance and now we need you. 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:55.240 We need you. 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:57.280 We've been kahoots are Lendo? 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.840 Didn't you know? It was always in my place? She's mine, 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:06.280 use him for his audio skills, and then kill them. 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:11.400 I still need to know. Fuck No, I felt really bad. 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.120 I was like, oh God, like this poor man, you 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:17.040 fucking tore his acl or whatever the fuck he toured 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:20.000 over there playing basketball, which, by the way, I just 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:23.920 want to say for the men listening, or for the 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:27.280 wives or the girlfriends who have partners that play athletic 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:28.400 sports in their. 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:31.720 Old age and they're not they're older age, not in 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:36.440 the NBA specifically, I just I can't you guys gotta 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:39.640 just know your body. You gotta know your strengths. 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:42.920 You gotta know where you're at, you gotta know how 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:47.960 to land, you gotta know how that maybe like basketball 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:50.320 isn't your sport anymore, and that you are not an 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:53.480 NBA player and that you cannot be in your everyday 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:54.200 life injured. 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:56.040 You got to weigh out the liabilities. 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:58.520 And if Orlando was limping for like three months, and 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:00.959 I was very concerned, and I kept saying, do you 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:03.439 need to go to the hospital the doctor, He was 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.079 like no, no, And I was like, okay, well, I 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:09.199 really hope that, like, you didn't actually tear your acl 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:11.400 because you probably would need surgery. 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:14.199 May he healed himself? He did. I just I was 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.599 concerned though, because when I saw that swelling, I was like, 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:20.360 oh no, I don't know. I'm convinced that And now 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:22.640 he's milliking it so we can ask him for less things. 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:25.920 And then and then I further did injury by almost 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:31.959 running over him yesterday or not running over him. So 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:34.640 I learned that lesson early though, because I when after 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:38.000 I had IRI, I was trying to get back into 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:45.840 sports for some reason, and so I joined inter mural 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:49.960 soccer team and because I A little fun fact about 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:51.880 me is that I played club soccer for ten years 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:55.679 and I was pretty good, and I started smoking. 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:57.000 Weed in the night. My all my soccer dreams went 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:57.520 out the window. 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:59.760 In high school, I said, fuck this, I'm not waking 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:02.120 up a five am to work out before class and 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:05.880 after class and go to fucking club soccer. No, anyway, 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:10.920 I joined the intermural soccer team, and I think our 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:13.000 first game I pulled my groin. 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:15.760 I could just see your adult ass and effect with. 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:19.560 My shint guards and shit. And then the second game 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:22.480 I twisted my ankle and then I was like, I'm out. 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:24.680 I'm done, Like I'm not gonna be injured. I can't 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.280 take care of my newborn baby and have a pulled 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:31.280 groin and a fucking sprained ankle. So that was my 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:34.599 early lesson of like, no your limits. Know that you 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:38.400 are a retired athlete and those dreams are done. Go 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:40.920 to the gym, bitch, like regular folks go to the 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:41.559 workout class. 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:44.319 Just like trying to hit a split or you know, 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.000 I mean I can still hit a split, the bitch 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:48.719 can still have. You need to stretch first, you do, 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:51.840 I do, like, don't get too like drunk and excited 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:53.560 and try to drop it to your knees and come 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:56.040 like you'll get rudely awakened. I mean, or like the 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:58.040 next day it will like you'll be fine because you're 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.079 like tequila it out and then the next month and 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:01.640 you're like, oh no, no, no, no, no no no. 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:05.160 Well, even like the trampoline in my backyard, like I 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:08.240 think about maybe like ten years ago, maybe like maybe 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.040 more than that, but I would have no fear about 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:13.440 doing like just flip right right, even a backflip. I'd 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:15.719 be like, fuck it, let's do it now. I think 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:17.400 that my brain won't even allow me to go. 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:19.120 Even when I'm jumping with Luna and you know, like 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:20.920 sometimes if one person lands in the wrong time and 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:23.240 it sucks up your back or your knees, I'm like, girl, 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.920 I can't fuck around like that. No I can't. I 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:29.080 can't because I won't be fucking around really be hurt, 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:30.600 really like, I can't. 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:32.840 I had one back injury and that was the worst 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:35.080 shit ever. It's like, if your back is out, your 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:36.680 whole shit is fuck, your whole. 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.920 Life is out. So wow, we need to do more 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:48.680 stretching realities of aging. I know, I was just looking 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:51.960 at myself on the camera and I was like, They're 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.920 like older, what the fuck I do? Because I am 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:56.240 the fact. 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:58.240 Well, if you look at our podcast from the beginning 0:11:58.320 --> 0:12:02.880 till now we've aged a little bit. What I mean, 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:06.640 we're still look beautiful, but I see the differences in ways. 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:07.800 The other day I was in the mirror and I 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:11.719 was like, like, just this a little bit, just like 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:13.959 right there, like just look at this, see that and 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:14.400 look at that. 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:17.400 Shut up, okay, just a little if you canna see 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:20.560 how Erica is pulling the fucking corners of I. 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:22.760 Know that like when I'm an old lady like this, 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:24.640 I'm gonna have these laugh lines like this is just 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:25.400 part of my face. 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:28.120 But like if I just like lift it up and 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:34.120 then like some la As shit, that's what everybody does 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:37.280 in la just or you know when they take the pictures. 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:39.760 Have you seen those, there's like a thread that you 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.520 put in Oh yeah, I know somebody did it. Oh 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:44.960 I don't even get it. How are you putting thread 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:45.520 in your face? 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:48.240 It's inside, I know, but it's like these like little 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:52.040 sutures and then they like but it eventually it dissolves, 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:53.640 dissolves and your face relaxes. 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:56.360 But those first few days you look like the cat lady. 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:58.040 But it's like a it's like a like you don't 0:12:58.080 --> 0:12:59.880 have it's like a local like you don't even have 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:01.800 to be out to get the string. It's like a 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:03.600 local anesthesia. 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:05.240 Yeah, which is like it's the same suitors they use 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:07.040 for like surgery, and they dissolve and you're they just 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:10.559 dissolve and then apparently like they create collagen in your skin. 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:12.120 But I'm cool. I don't know. 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:16.360 I'm looking at Kim Kardashian lately and she like at 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:18.280 first I'd be like, oh my god, she's so much money. 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:20.760 She has the secrets to youth, she has all these 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:23.880 lasers and all these facials. And now I'm thinking, like 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:26.120 she might have overdone it, like she might have her 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:29.839 skin might be like pissed because it doesn't matter. 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:30.720 She's starting to look like. 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:34.840 Her mom and she's still beautiful, beautiful woman, but she's aging. 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:37.920 And you can't fight the aging. I kind of have 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:39.679 to just like go with it. 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.719 You're not supposed to. You're not supposed to. It's like 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:46.040 going against God, Like you're not supposed to fight the 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:49.160 things that just are. It's like a part of your 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:52.240 experience in this lifetime. I feel, and I just feel 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.719 like we're constantly and I'm all about like confidence and 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:58.760 feeling the best that you can. But like aging is inevitable. 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.320 Everybody has to do it. You age, hopefully and then 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:02.559 you die. You hopefully you don't do it in the 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:05.320 other directions. So it's like something to kind of celebrate, 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:07.920 but we fear it, probably because we're living shallow ass, 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:10.320 fucking la and America. 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:12.640 I think if you start, I think what I know, 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:14.560 because this is what's happening to me, and I gotta 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:17.200 stop it. Once you start noticing your aging, you start 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:20.720 obsessing about it. I think you start aging faster. So 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:24.280 you have to just like leave it alone. Because Yeah, 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:26.000 I've been looking in the mirror and I'm like, wow, 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:27.200 look can I have lines around my eyes? 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:27.760 I never had those? 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:30.240 People, Yeah, that's why I see these right here. Anyway, 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:31.680 we're still anyway. 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:34.280 Anyways, there's any MED spies that want to give us anything, 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:36.600 any discounts. 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:37.600 Hit me up at watch Erica. 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:40.200 I'll post it. Maybe I can't gear Intael, I'll post it. 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.080 Maybe I'll talking about on the podcast. I don't want 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:43.520 to put my business out there like that. I don't 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:45.200 need people thinking, you know, they need to know think 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:46.240 I'm just naturally beautiful. 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:48.480 I want a vampire facial. You know what? Right now? 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:50.200 This is this is the part of the show where 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:55.360 we just do like shameless begs. Okay, attention everyone. If 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:57.920 you know Ricky Lake, tell her to hit us Erica 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:03.960 ericabauddu however, call also, I would like a vampire facial. 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:07.560 If this bitch doesn't get a vampire facial. Do you 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:09.480 know that I've been hearing about this vampire facial? I 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:12.400 think this is like before we started the podcast, like 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:13.240 why did I get. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:16.160 That free for birthday? I fucked up? That should have 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:19.640 been the gift. I would like four to six sessions 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:22.480 of a vampire facial. So, if you are a medical 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:24.480 esthetician and you are listening to this and you're in 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:28.600 the LA area, I'll come to you and I'll post it. Yes, 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:28.960 i will. 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:32.160 Yeah, it's not invasive, it's not would you post getting 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:33.400 like if you got your lipston would you post it? 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.040 I wouldn't get my lips done, I know, but if 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:40.160 you did, Yeah, I'm not going about to get him 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:42.640 and act like nobody fucking notices you can't scroll down? 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:44.280 You got some fillers? Would you post it for free? 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:45.720 If you got some free I don't. 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:49.040 Want fillers, Okay, I'm just oh, I mean, it's hypothetical. 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.160 Anything that I would do. I would post it just 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:53.800 simply for the simple fact that it's free. It's free. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.880 And also I'm not going to pretend like I'm like, oh, 0:15:57.480 --> 0:16:00.600 I woke up like this from yesterday, Like that's crazy. 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:04.600 Well do you think it's you think it's dangerous to 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:06.000 promote these type of things? 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:06.760 Absolutely. 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:09.160 You know, we got hit up in our email about 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:12.680 some company that wanted us to promote on the podcast again, 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:16.240 and it's that Ozembic Go Wavy company or whatever the 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:19.040 fuck it is, the you know, the shit that everyone 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:23.160 can't do it now, I already said no, but I 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:25.200 said no, well no, I told you didn't know. 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:27.520 Well, at first I was like, well, I asked them, 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:30.400 like can I try it? Can I say no? They 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:35.080 never responded and willing to go against our ethics so 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:36.240 she can get skinny. 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:38.720 And then I and then, you know, I have a 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:40.640 few friends that have done it, and like some of 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:43.120 and so I was like, I don't know, like how 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:44.240 long do you have to take this shit? 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:45.120 Like forever? Is it? 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:47.000 Like take it for a few months, you get to 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:49.200 your body weight, and then you just maintain that shit. 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:53.720 But my friend who did it, because I was really 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:56.520 curious about it, and actually someone on her retreat did 0:16:56.560 --> 0:16:57.800 it and she almost fucking died. 0:16:57.840 --> 0:17:01.560 She told me about that. Oh yeah, I just remember 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:07.560 she overdosed on ozembic by accident. I was asking her. 0:17:07.600 --> 0:17:09.600 I was like, so, what's like, what is the what 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:11.520 are the side effects? Like, do you know what happens 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:13.000 long term? It's like, well, no one knows what happens 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:16.280 long term. I was like okay, and she's like yeah, 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:18.119 but you know, it's kind of like when you have 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:20.640 a baby, Like you don't like those first few months 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:23.000 are like the worst months of your life, but then 0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:24.119 like when you get to the other side of it, 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:25.200 you kind of forget it and then you have this 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:28.280 cute baby. That's kind of what happens. Like I'm skinny now, 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:30.200 so I'm happy and it's great. And I was like, so, 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:35.640 what were the dark times like what? And she said, well, 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:41.840 it's everything they said, like extreme constipation, stomach aches, sometimes 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:44.480 you throw up. I was like what, I was like, 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:46.200 and so how long do you have to take this? 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:48.480 And you have to self administer this shot, which I'm 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:50.399 already not good with needles. I can't even imagine like 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:52.200 having to put a needle in my leg or anything, 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:54.280 and she's like, well, you take. 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:55.040 It for the rest of your life. 0:17:56.160 --> 0:18:01.920 I was like, this sounds this sounds like like the 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:06.280 people higher up know that people are so vain and 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:08.720 a lot of people and this is not going to 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:09.639 be a popular statement. 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:10.520 So I'm sorry, guys. 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:13.119 But all the people that didn't want to take the 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:17.840 vaccine shot, they're like, I know, you guys just want 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:18.399 to be skinny. 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:21.080 You might, you might, you don't care about getting you 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:22.920 run the rest of getting sick, but you won't do 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:25.840 is you won't run the rest of gaining way. Yeah. 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:29.120 So I just feel like there's always like some little 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:32.680 hidden something in these drugs that they're like making fads 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:34.120 and then I'm skeptical. 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:36.000 So I'm cool. 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:38.399 I'm cool, and I don't want to be responsible for 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:41.880 advertising on our show fucking ozembic or whatever the fuck 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:44.600 it's called, and someone being fucked up out here. 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:48.760 So I am just like you gotta love we gotta 0:18:48.840 --> 0:18:50.840 love us at every in every stage of the game, 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:52.760 you know what I'm saying, Like, it's not always going 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:55.600 to be like it's not always gonna be the part 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:59.880 like how you ideally see yourself, but that's a part 0:18:59.920 --> 0:19:02.080 of the loving, you know, like that's part of the care. 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:03.919 It's like I'm not all like I'm fine as hell, 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:06.200 but I'm not fine as hell every day. Like sometimes 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:09.439 I break out, sometimes I don't do my hair, whatever 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:12.080 the fuck. But like that's the reality. Like nobody's fucking 0:19:12.160 --> 0:19:15.760 fine three sixty five. And it's also like chasing the beast, 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:19.000