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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. As on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Are you tell me I'm moving? Hello? This is Brian.

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Speaker 1: Hey Brian, my name is Philip. How are you doing? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing good. How can I help you today? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's might be kind of a weird phone called, but

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Speaker 1: my mom works for you. Her name is Louise. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you need me to get her or something? No, No,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to call because she was super drunk

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Speaker 1: this morning, so I want to make sure she got

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Speaker 1: in Okay, what Oh, yeah, she was super drunk. She

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Speaker 1: gets drunk a lot before work, so I just want

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Speaker 1: to call check on her. That's all. Wait, Um, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm a little confused. You're calling me because she gets

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Speaker 1: drunk a lot. Yeah, and she was drunker than usual

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Speaker 1: before leaving for work this morning, so you might see

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Speaker 1: here stumbling around the office looking confused and stuff. So

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to warn you about that. I've never

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Speaker 1: seen Louise drunk. Oh no, Well, you probably have, because

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Speaker 1: she's always drunk in the morning, you know. Sometimes when

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Speaker 1: she gets really drunk, like she was today, she likes

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Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom and planters. So I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you got a lot of planters in the

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Speaker 1: office or not, but I do have planters. I would

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Speaker 1: watch them. Um. I just had a meeting with Louise

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Speaker 1: this morning, and she was completely coherent, storing words or yes. Well,

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Speaker 1: sometimes she'll level off the alcohol with some harder drugs.

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Speaker 1: That's probably what happened before work. She probably got there

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Speaker 1: and realized she was too drunk and then decided to

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Speaker 1: do something else to even it out. I'm shocked. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's something she learned when she was in prison. I

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Speaker 1: guess on how to even everything out so you don't

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Speaker 1: get caught, you know, in prison. Yeah, are we talking

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Speaker 1: about the same Louise. Yeah. Murder and embezzlement of company money.

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Speaker 1: So she's probably gonna kill somebody and take their money today.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, murder and bassel Man to murder, lots

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Speaker 1: of investlement like all the inbastlement you could, but that

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound like the Louise I know at all. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think I might have gone a little too far.

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Speaker 1: I might have gone too far with that last one. Well,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Oh? Okay, okay, okay. The

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Speaker 1: real reason I'm calling is because I want to get

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Speaker 1: mom fired. You're calling to get your own mother fired.

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Speaker 1: You're just calling and saying crazy, Why would you do that?

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Speaker 1: So I'm forty What did they have to do with

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Speaker 1: getting your mother fired? I'm complaining? Well, I live with her, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: and last night I told her that I didn't want

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Speaker 1: asparagus on my mac and cheese, and then she put

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Speaker 1: it on my plate anyway, and I got really upset.

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Speaker 1: Are you cheating me? You're calling me to try to

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Speaker 1: get your mom fired with these crazy stories to her

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Speaker 1: doing drugs, getting drawn point of prison because she fed

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Speaker 1: you something you didn't like. Are you serious? Yeah? Button, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but yeah. But not only that, she told me that

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Speaker 1: I couldn't leave the table to play Xbox until I

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Speaker 1: ate it, so I had to eat that poopy food.

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Speaker 1: You're forty years old and you're acting like a child.

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Speaker 1: Technically I'm forty two. That's rush. You sound like the

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Speaker 1: one that's on drugs and gets drunk, not her. This

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Speaker 1: is insane. This is crazy. Why would you do it? Okay, okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I made a mistake. You're not gonna tell my mom,

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Speaker 1: are you? Yes, I'd have gotten to tell your mother

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Speaker 1: because she needs to know that she has a son

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Speaker 1: that's willing to get her fired. Because she said, I'm

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Speaker 1: asparagus and let me play Xbox? Why don't you listen?

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Speaker 1: And she wouldn't let you play Xbox. Yeah, that's a

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Speaker 1: sane person thinking and rationalizing. If you tell my mom,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be mad at you. And you don't want

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Speaker 1: me to get mad at you, because you know what

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Speaker 1: I do when I get mad? Well, yeah I do.

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Speaker 1: Don't you do? You're put like a baby and make

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Speaker 1: dumb phoeball well, and I try to get people fired.

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Speaker 1: And I'm the one that likes to pooping planters. So

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Speaker 1: if you tell my mom I'm coming to your office,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to poop in all the planters. If you

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Speaker 1: come down to my place for work and you poop

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Speaker 1: in our planners, I am gonna fire your mom and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the police. I'm also gonna video editing

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Speaker 1: so I can make it look like you're the one

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Speaker 1: doing it. What's wrong with you? A cycle pack. What

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Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm trying to cry, you're trying to fry.

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Speaker 1: You are really touched in the head. You need to

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Speaker 1: grow up and you need to get your life in

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Speaker 1: order because you sound like you're a hot mess right now. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you it's a prank phone call then, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know it from the very beginning. We try to

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Speaker 1: screw over your mama some phone call. No, I mean

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you and your employee.

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Speaker 1: Louise set you up. What it's a joke, are you yes?

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Speaker 1: She told me business has been slow for you guys

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Speaker 1: lately and wanted me to mess with you. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you know what I really am gonna finally with that?

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Speaker 1: Well good, Maybe I can play Xbox now whatever I want,

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Speaker 1: week of every morning with jubile phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Holy On Moving ninety two point five