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Speaker 1: All the losers. What up? Everybody? I am Kenny. Hey,

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Speaker 1: k N get that out of here. I know the

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Speaker 1: most about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my

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Speaker 1: sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Yo. Yo,

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Speaker 1: what's up? I'm Eddie and I know the least about

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Speaker 1: the sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher.

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Speaker 1: Don't know the who's who's and I don't know the what's.

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Speaker 1: What's what up? Y'all? It is says I'm from the

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Speaker 1: north of Alpha Mill. I live on the west side

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Speaker 1: of Nashville. Weekends shotgun Hard Seltzers proved that this weekend

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Speaker 1: it might D's wedding weekend, even though it was ultras.

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Speaker 1: Don't want to lie there anyways, Guys, over to you

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Speaker 1: if you got something better to say, and you didn't

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Speaker 1: shotgun shotgun anything. I chugged it when you I mean,

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Speaker 1: if it's a cup, you're not really shotguns. You're right, right, right?

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Speaker 1: I mean, you did chug that one, and people were

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Speaker 1: saying it was like the longest chuck if they've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: But let me tell you, it was pretty funny to

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Speaker 1: watch because he was like, are you gonna fil me?

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Speaker 1: He was like, I'm not gonna do this if you're

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Speaker 1: not filming me. So and then I filmed it. He goes,

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Speaker 1: why the hell did you film me? Now, that's usually

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Speaker 1: what you deal with a drunk person. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: met some of his drunk coach or bipolar as hell?

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Speaker 1: They don't make a lot of sense. It was so funny,

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Speaker 1: and the fact that he's trying to chug it and

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Speaker 1: Bay is sitting there trying to help him, She's trying

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Speaker 1: to lift the cup, and then she gives him the

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Speaker 1: smooth um and then I think about an hour after that,

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Speaker 1: she was pissed at him. But again, that's what happens

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Speaker 1: when you're getting drunk. What ending I mean, there is

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Speaker 1: so much to talk about. I mean, there's the wedding,

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Speaker 1: the whole extravaganza, their sports, there's just life in general.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what do we just start with the wedding?

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Speaker 1: Go start with the wedding Saturday. I mean, everybody pretty

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Speaker 1: much already knows Julio Jones is going to the Titan Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but there's still a lot to talk about with that.

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Speaker 1: Let's start on Saturday. You're picking up ray, I'm picking

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Speaker 1: up a ray and so four and at the top

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Speaker 1: there at three forty five, and so the wife and

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Speaker 1: I roll up Hogg Nothing starting to worry. No, it's cool.

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Speaker 1: I mean I figured a couple of minutes, five minutes,

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Speaker 1: seven minutes later, seven minutes later, Ay, right, we're outside.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't hear us hunt, No, it is outside

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Speaker 1: Billy's house. Yeah, outside Billy's house. And then a couple

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Speaker 1: out the front door and Billy, Billy and his fiance

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Speaker 1: walk him out like their mom and dad watching their kids.

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Speaker 1: They stand up on the front boards and they're wave.

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Speaker 1: Billy is big brother, Really he really is. But they

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Speaker 1: come out and they're waving, and here comes Bay and

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Speaker 1: Billy has a steep driveway and Bays coming down in hers.

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Speaker 1: I was at heels. I don't know what she was wearing,

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Speaker 1: but I look at Ray. He didn't remember. She say

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Speaker 1: half he's she got about halfway down that hill. She

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Speaker 1: got about halfway down that hill, and she felt she

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Speaker 1: els take off their shoes, take off the ship. This

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Speaker 1: is all before we even got in the vehicle before

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Speaker 1: their little like a like a cup holder from Sonic

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Speaker 1: what happened before that time? What time did you guys

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Speaker 1: this text Max places. What it was called was a

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Speaker 1: We go there. First thing, I see, Hi, the menu

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Speaker 1: the economy and the pandemic. Apparently our moneys are dollars

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Speaker 1: a creeper. Ray. Ray stares at people, and she goes

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Speaker 1: when we were dating, yeah, she was like I always

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Speaker 1: There was a bro who pulled an all nighter. He

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Speaker 1: at me for that entire time, and he goes, but

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Speaker 1: he went out. So we're rolling and they're drinking their wine,

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Speaker 1: We're all excited about Mike. They's wedding and we're laughing

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Speaker 1: and joking rolling to the wedding get out and I'm thinking, okay,

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Speaker 1: Because this is how I know. I thought they were

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Speaker 1: just buzzing. This is how I know they were hammered.

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Speaker 1: closed their eyes and they go in for a kiss, right,

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Speaker 1: just a little pet, right, because love is in the air.

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Speaker 1: Love is in the air. You're caught up in the emotion.

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Speaker 1: You want to show your bride, your wife, Hey, I

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Speaker 1: That was great, And I was like, is about to

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Speaker 1: for a little peck. We got a good night ahead

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Speaker 1: know that eventually the creepy hands made it to your wife?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, your wife didn't tell you about this? No,

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Speaker 1: I will interject. So then we you know, the ceremony

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Speaker 1: Bay get so excited. She's thinking it in her head,

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Speaker 1: but it came out of her and she goes, oh,

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Speaker 1: this old gentleman takes his cowboy hat, places it over

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Speaker 1: that was the most the sweetest thing she'd ever seen.

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Speaker 1: He's also pregnant. Well I think that, And immediately she

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Speaker 1: guard bow to her with the cowboys And I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I saw it. She was like, oh that that just

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Speaker 1: and we're in a long evening with you. This is

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Speaker 1: need to pull up the old cowboy had in another

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Speaker 1: the comes down women. I mean, big text had it down.

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Speaker 1: He knew what he was doing, he knew the women

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Speaker 1: the ceremony, creepy hands made it to his wife too.

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Speaker 1: I'll get to that deep tease we'll get to that later.

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Speaker 1: Great deep tease, and good news is Deep Throat is gone.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, deep Throat is gone? Do I sound better?

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Speaker 1: Way better, Coach, the artists formerly known as deep Throat.

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Speaker 1: So the ceremony starts and all of a sudden, Ray

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Speaker 1: the trump card here, Jojo, don't give him the mic.

423
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,200
Speaker 1: Trust us on this. JoJo's like, you might drop the mike, buddy,

424
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,320
Speaker 1: that's the least year worries me dropping the mike. Like,

425
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 1: what's about to go into the mic is going to

426
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,920
Speaker 1: be disaster for the words coming out of your mouth. Dude.

427
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,919
Speaker 1: Thank god you guys, I it would have hijacked it temporarily.

428
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 1: Thank you whoever stepped in an interview we're telling you

429
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 1: who right, we did right here because listen, after the fact,

430
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,959
Speaker 1: while I was dancing on the dancelor, just in my stupor,

431
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,800
Speaker 1: I was like, that was awesome that they didn't let

432
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,000
Speaker 1: me do that on the mike, because I would have

433
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 1: totally screwed up the whole night. I mean I I

434
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 1: for a minute, I thought you were going to do

435
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 1: the dance with his bride. Okay, Coach, I stepped back

436
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,959
Speaker 1: when it was time for the big moments to come. Well, okay,

437
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 1: So I want to flash forward to when he started

438
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 1: doing the split and he couldn't get back up. No, no,

439
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:15,879
Speaker 1: his move, his go to move when he had it

440
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 1: was every time he would run out of moves, he

441
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: would try to do the split. He splits the legs right,

442
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 1: and he had these little butts on that were like

443
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,399
Speaker 1: slippery at the heels, right, Beach, Coach, those things were

444
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 1: like a slip and slide all night. So he would

445
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 1: do that. He would spread his legs apart and they

446
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,919
Speaker 1: would slowly go down to a split I'm talking to

447
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,400
Speaker 1: where his nuts were probably two feet from the ground. Right.

448
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 1: I gotta give props to a couple of those uncles

449
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 1: because they helped me up, not just one time, but

450
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: it was your go to move. I'm telling you would

451
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,639
Speaker 1: start doing that and saying is people should have just

452
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 1: left me down there. There were some nice uncles that

453
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 1: kept lifting my drunk gass up when I would do

454
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 1: the splits and not be able to get back. If

455
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 1: it weren't for the uncle's coach, you would have been

456
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 1: stuck there all night. I mean, once the split got

457
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:01,120
Speaker 1: down to nuts to a foot above the ground, he

458
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: wasn't moving. He was I would call in for the uncles.

459
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 1: I was like, you gotta help, but but it wasn't

460
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 1: the first time. I literally called them in for help,

461
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 1: probably five to ten times. And then when did the

462
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,399
Speaker 1: guy jump on ray? Oh? I don't, I don't. I

463
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 1: don't even know what point of the night, And that

464
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: picture has surface that it was like pure did you tell?

465
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,919
Speaker 1: I don't know if you you were trying to do

466
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 1: like the dirty dancing move. Here's the thing that but

467
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,120
Speaker 1: he was jumping over him. Well, so here's what were

468
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: you playing? Leap frog? I spend one Do you have

469
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 1: history with that guy? No? I didn't. Just met him.

470
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,359
Speaker 1: His nuts were in your face. I believe that was

471
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 1: the move you guys are going for I'm gonna put

472
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 1: my nuts in your face and you're gonna carry me.

473
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,399
Speaker 1: So what I had believed is that my splits and

474
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,199
Speaker 1: my slipping and sliding around wasn't as impressive enough. So

475
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 1: I'm starting to think of what can I do that's

476
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 1: bigger and better and outdo my previous move. And I

477
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 1: look over at one of the uncles and he gives

478
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,400
Speaker 1: me the eye like I want to jump over you, mother,

479
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 1: And I give him the eye like, well, then let's go.

480
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: You're gonna jump over me. Mother. You in the eye

481
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 1: like I want your balls in my face. I didn't

482
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 1: know that's how it was going to end. Result it

483
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 1: all right. So he goes to jump and his balls

484
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 1: got about halfway up my face and I took tea

485
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 1: bag right to the nose and both of you guys

486
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 1: went down and I crashed harder. There's a photo you

487
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 1: need to go see it Bobby Bones dot com. It

488
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 1: is this guy back is all over my forehead and

489
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 1: I just about face planet. Luckily, I did a push

490
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 1: up at the last second and saved both me and you.

491
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 1: T bag to dude at Mike's wedding, No heed whatever, coach.

492
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,399
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't he didn't even get close to

493
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 1: jumping over my head, but I mean, coach, I mean

494
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,919
Speaker 1: for for real, Like I definitely felt I felt he

495
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 1: hit me with a stick right in the face. Yeah,

496
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 1: I feel like. And I I felt like Ray was

497
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: really drawn to long haired dude once no, no, no,

498
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: because Ray tried to do a spin on the ground

499
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,679
Speaker 1: like break dance, and then long haired dude did the

500
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 1: worm forwards and backwards, and that's when Ray was like,

501
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: that's my guy. And that's when Ray started like he

502
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 1: attached to him the rest of the night. It was

503
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 1: the guy's worm skills. There was there was chemistry between

504
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: you two, and I do I do remember him doing

505
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: the worm. And he was definitely a dancer. He was good.

506
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: He upstaged me big time, which I'm fine with, yes,

507
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 1: and bright was he was the He was the drag

508
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 1: the aunt Betty out into the middle of the circle.

509
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 1: Like there'd be a circle on the dance floor and

510
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 1: Ray would get these gray haired old ladies and he'd

511
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: push them out there and they'd be like trying to

512
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: go no. And then I loved Ray. He would do

513
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 1: the butt back up like, oh, I'm leaving the dance floor,

514
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: and then he'd come running back in and slide across

515
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: the dance floors for a dramatic effect. It was great.

516
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, oh, Ray, he's gonna go take a break.

517
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:45,640
Speaker 1: Here he goes everybody now. I do want to talk

518
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 1: about the moment when Ray called, um the bride's mom. Bay.

519
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, we're not there yet. We're not there yet. Okay,

520
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: we're not there yet. I was hoping that that didn't

521
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,479
Speaker 1: actually happens. One of my another favorite part is the

522
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: taco rucks outside and you wait in line to order.

523
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 1: Ray went out waited in line and in order and

524
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 1: forgot to order. And then he comes over there and

525
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: he's standing there and he's like, man, my order is

526
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 1: not coming. And whoever was whoever was behind him in

527
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,479
Speaker 1: line goes, well, yeah, because you left the line when

528
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 1: it was your turn to order, and he goes, oh.

529
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 1: So then on screener, Abby had to go back over

530
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: there and order food for Ray because he forgot to order,

531
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 1: and he was saying to the line and the food

532
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: truck threw me off. He couldn't he for the love

533
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: of him, he couldn't figure out why his food was

534
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: not coming. All these people are getting food and he

535
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: just goes, man, mine's taking a long time. I freshman memory.

536
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: Did he ever mentioned like security told him not to

537
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: do something but there wasn't. Security goes, hey, goes security

538
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: told me they're gonna remove me from this wedding, but no,

539
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: there's no security there. I get to threatening to people.

540
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: I was getting bounce out. People are like, listen, there's

541
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: no security. Stop saying that. You came to me where like, hey, Loki,

542
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 1: do looky, I gotta chill securities like threatening. I'm like

543
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: what and look around there's no security anywhere. He's like no, no,

544
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: he tells me. He goes, hey, man, I got to

545
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,439
Speaker 1: just be honest with you. Security just took me outside

546
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 1: and how to talk him. I was like, no, they didn't.

547
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, yeah, we were. We've been outside

548
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: like security was just like, I just need to tone

549
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: it down a bit. What was the beef with you

550
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: in the thirteen year old That was just funny because

551
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: we would do dance battles in the middle and then

552
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: he was a basketball player and so me and him

553
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: played air basketball one v one outside every time they'd

554
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: walk back. How you guys got a football. You guys

555
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: got a basketball where we're gonna shoot hoops. Well, and

556
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: then he told him, he said, hey boys, it was

557
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: an eight year old and a thirteen year old I think,

558
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 1: And he said, you guys dating yet what they're like? No,

559
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 1: He's like, what are you waiting for? Get on it,

560
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: let's go, come on, get a woman, let's go. So

561
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: then I tried to hook the fourteen year at and

562
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: she wasn't having any of it. He was out of

563
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: her age range. And she's like, you know, you tried

564
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: to hook me up with him like five times to

565
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: the point that I was. Then the thirteen year old

566
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: pulls me aside and he goes, hey, can you tell

567
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: Sisson to quit hitting on my grandma? And I said

568
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: he and I said, man, that's your grandma. You gotta

569
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: protect her. And he goes, no, man, he keeps hitting

570
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 1: on her. You gotta tell him to stop hitting on grandma.

571
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: And I got to defend granny so then we can

572
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: smash cut to the end of the night. You gotta,

573
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta go to where he called the

574
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 1: bride's mom of milf. Well, I mean, well, also the

575
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: thing with Eddie said there was a situation. Apparently the

576
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: margarit just weren't strong enough for Eddie. Coach. I tried

577
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: to catch up to you, like all night. I drank

578
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: about twenty margarita's. Then finally I'm like, screw it, just

579
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: give me shiner box. And I was trying to chuck

580
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 1: him down fast. By that time the wedding was over. Boys, Well,

581
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: here's the thing. The margarita machine, like it was getting

582
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 1: you so much, like it stopped freezing because it was

583
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: just I mean, they would just pour the liquid on ice, yes,

584
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: because everybody was just margarite after margarita. At Margarita. He

585
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: couldn't too fast for the margarite were drinking. He was drinking.

586
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: Were watching, Coach saying, we need to catch up, and

587
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: we could not get There was no catching The margarita

588
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: machine couldn't even catch up with you, dude. Like it

589
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: was just like God like slow down, like we need

590
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: time to freeze. Like they would pour it in and

591
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: next thing you know, someone's order to margarita didn't have

592
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: time to freeze. It's like it got to a point

593
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: at the bar. So the lady originally said Michelobaltra Boom.

594
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: She had it by the middle of the night. I

595
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: would go over there and she would have it already

596
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: poured the exact beer I needed, and she's like, there

597
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: it is. It's in a cut for you. I saw

598
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: you coming from a mile away. I mean, dude, the

599
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: service was phenomenal. Zero I told I was gonna Venmore.

600
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: I took a picture of it. She had her Venmo

601
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: there on the counter. I took a picture of it.

602
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: That just reminded me that, hey, you needed venmore right now.

603
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: And just say the dancing sensation that she'll know who

604
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: you are, no coach. I introduced her as Sissan and

605
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: she pretty sure you told her to come to your

606
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: hotel room too, but my face because I didn't have

607
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: a hotel room. That's also the funny thing. That's the

608
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: best part. Another funny part is he let's get We'll

609
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: get to the milth part, but we have to get

610
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: to But before we get to the milth part, we

611
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: were outside by the food truck and the bride's mom

612
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: comes up and she's talking and he goes, wait a minute, girl,

613
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: the bride's mom and she's like, yeah, you know, that's

614
00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: my daughter. And he was like, s rock the world.

615
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: You look like your thirty five because he compliments. He

616
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: was blown. What did she say? She was like, yeah,

617
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: that's my daughter. I mean, I don't know, it's probably awkward. Yeah,

618
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know how. I think it was

619
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: something like the bride. The bride's mom gets to cut

620
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: the line or so, you know, because it's their wedding,

621
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: so you get to come ahead of the front line.

622
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: And that's when the food truck person said, bride's mom,

623
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: you're up here. And I'm like, what, Like, I thought

624
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 1: the dude, the chick just got into the business world

625
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: or something like that. I thought she was in Austin, Texas, Texas, EXAs.

626
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: No idea. So then at the very end of the

627
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: wedding and he go ahead, oh, at the very end

628
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: of the wedding, he looked at and like, Hey, I

629
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: just gotta tell you you're of milk. Okay, that was Hey,

630
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: that was the final thing I muttered before I thought

631
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 1: he said. I thought he called her the milk of

632
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: the year. Maybe it was maybe. I'm pretty sure it

633
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: was milk. Her eyes and she's like, look like we've

634
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: all been there. I'm gonna like just pretend I didn't

635
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: hear that, and whatever. So then when I'm telling you though,

636
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: at that same moment is when your wife starts screaming,

637
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what happened to you? And lunch box

638
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 1: and wife's like, oh my gosh, what are you doing?

639
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 1: And raised creepy hands somehow made it to your wife's

640
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: back and she goes, you're tickling me. And so Ray

641
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: was standing there by your wife just tickling her back.

642
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: I think there's a backstory to that. I believe. I

643
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,239
Speaker 1: saw she was a woman with a baby. She was

644
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: of child, and I felt so bad for her all

645
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: night having to carry on a baby. That's when I

646
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: gave her the back massage. I did a couple of

647
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: times throughout the night, come up from behind her and

648
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: do my fingers and she she would freak out because

649
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: she goes. At first, I'm like, oh, that's you, And

650
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: then I thought, what if it's yer. She goes, what

651
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: if it's creepy fingers? And she would jump and then

652
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: she'd be like, but I know who is you well,

653
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: And and then he goes to my wife somewhere in

654
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: the middle of the ceremony and he just stares at her,

655
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: and then he does the little picture of things with

656
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: his hands to her face. Girl. Wow, wow wow. I

657
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: think I told her I was taking mental pictures and

658
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: she's like, you don't even have your camera, and I

659
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: was like, mental pictures. And then he goes, can I

660
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: just take a picture of you? I won't post it.

661
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: I won't post it. I just want I want to

662
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: picture get out of you. That the creepies comment, Can

663
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: I take a picture of you? I won't post it.

664
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: I gotta drive right home. Yes. Oh wait, wait, wait,

665
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: you gotta talk about where this guy starts throwing glow

666
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: sticks at at Mike. I didn't even see the glow

667
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: sticks throwing. So apparently you walk outside and there was

668
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: just a big pile of glow sticks. You snap them.

669
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I took some for the kids. Okay, great,

670
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: but Ray took about fifty of them, so they were

671
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: almost not enough glow sticks for everyone. That clean crew

672
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: might still be cleaning those things up this morning. I

673
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: threw them all over the ranch. Yeah. So then everyone

674
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: that was walking out trying to form the line getting

675
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: ready for Mike and his bride, I mean, he just

676
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: starts nailing him with glow sticks. Ain't get Matt. Well,

677
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: I think then I ran out of glow sticks, but

678
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: I still had my empty cup. I believe I threw

679
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: the cup and it hit the groom might dean the head.

680
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: Somebody said it hit him as they were like walking out,

681
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: But I was trying to do it cool for the video,

682
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: and so that's when I ran out of the glow sticks.

683
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: I was like, well, what's the next thing that I

684
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: could throw my solo cup, and so I launched it

685
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 1: and there's a boulder. Let me throw that one knocked

686
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: him out. He got a beer across the page. The

687
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: guy just got married. He took a freaking alter the nose.

688
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: So I have to drive Ray home and I'm like, man,

689
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: if this dude's gonna throw up in my car, no,

690
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: I would have told you if I was going. No. No,

691
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: So I win got trash bags smart remember that from

692
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: the bartender. I was like, hey, he got trash bags,

693
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: like oh, And I was confused. I was like, where

694
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: are we taking the bill? We're in the desert. I

695
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: was like, give me the zip ties. One of my

696
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: family's members like, oh, here, I'll help you clean off

697
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: this table. I was like, no, no no, no, this is

698
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: for Ray in the car and he goes oh, I

699
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: was gonna help you plates in it like I was like, no,

700
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: no, no no, I'm not trying to help clean up here.

701
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm out. I'm I'm getting out of here.

702
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: They thought he was a super guy. So we're driving,

703
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: and the whole way home Ray, I mean, the the

704
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: conversation between Ray and his wife, Rai's like I need food. No,

705
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,479
Speaker 1: we're going straight home. When did mam must stop loving

706
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: dad Dad? When did mammas stop loving dad Dad? And

707
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: she's like, shut up, I still love you. Oh, Mama

708
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: was mad at dad. That Mama was mad at Dad.

709
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: That hey, And then she would say something. He'd be

710
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: like what. She was like, don't say what again? And

711
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 1: he'd be like what, I can't hear you. And she's

712
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 1: like you're done, You're done. And then she would say something.

713
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: He'd be like, that's your last comment. That's your last comment.

714
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: You're driving, I'm driving, I'm driving. Ray's wife is right

715
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: shotgun and then Ray and my wife are in the back.

716
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: You let your wife in the back with Ray? Wasn't

717
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 1: there could have been a creepy hand attack, coach, and

718
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: the conversations were just so, why didn't you separate him?

719
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: Like that they themselves because Mama was that mad at that.

720
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: Mama was mad at that. Mama didn't love that, like squirrel,

721
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: I still love you. Stop it right, squirrel or squirrel?

722
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: Why are you calling me squirrel? And then Gray would

723
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: say something and she said what and he goes, don't

724
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: say what, don't say what. You're done. You're done. I mean,

725
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: just the whole way back, the whole did you get food?

726
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: That's because I wanted to get that. I wanted to

727
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: get him food because there was plenty of drive throughs

728
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: right on the way home. And she just kept saying,

729
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: you don't need food. There's food at the house. And

730
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: he's like, but taco bells right there. You don't need food, Dad,

731
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: that's hungry. Mama doesn't love that. That. I mean, just

732
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 1: the whole freaking baby man, it was like just they

733
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: pay you for babysitting, baby, anything for babysitting. But it

734
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: was just anything they said. The other one was like, no, no,

735
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: that's your last. You're done. You're done, You're done. All

736
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: I know is when we pulled off, there was a

737
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: happy moment because I was like, good God, I just

738
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: left a path of absolute destruction from you, Like a

739
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: tornado dumped out beers coach to the throwing of stuff

740
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: to anything, tea bag. The whole dance floor was sticky.

741
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: Did you see did you see my story, coach where

742
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: you're doing the chug and there's a lady in the

743
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: background just staring at you, like what hey, We're in

744
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: a place of love and I'm doing a beer chug

745
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: and she's like, Grandma, I'm gonna kill you. I gotta say, right,

746
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: I have no problem with I thought it was awesome.

747
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,240
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I nothing you did was wrong, harmful.

748
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 1: It was all in fun and I think it was great.

749
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: But I have to hand it to store losers nation.

750
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: They followed along taking screenshots and they're posting them going,

751
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: oh look at the stage raising, and they're circling people

752
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: in the background going look at how mad this person is.

753
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: And they were taking they were placing bets on how

754
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 1: long you were gonna last and if you were actually

755
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: gonna ate the wedding it was it was. It was

756
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: over now, coach. Look, look, I don't care, like I

757
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: know you was all fun and everything, but I think

758
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: that there are some people at weddings, like family members

759
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: saying or even thinking like Hey, I'm here to celebrate

760
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:22,959
Speaker 1: my daughter, my son whatever, and this jackass her daughter,

761
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: right right, So so you got all that going on,

762
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking at this time like there is no

763
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: way that Ray is gonna do this at Bones's wedding,

764
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: because I'm thinking, like, Okay is going to do this

765
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 1: at Bones's wedding. And then I asked you at the

766
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: end of the night, Coach, and you know what you said, Hell, yeah,

767
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,959
Speaker 1: I am. Hey, so I'm gonna burn that mother down,

768
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: but I'm not Coach. Oh my god. That right there

769
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: was the quote of the night, I'm gonna burn before

770
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: you left it. Some of these quotes you guys are

771
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: giving me was on the way down, like it was

772
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: at the eleven tho wh when you got to the wedding.

773
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: That was on the way down. No, but at with

774
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 1: the glowstick situation. That was me on the back side

775
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 1: of a very very dark, dark place that I was in.

776
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: So those last comments you guys are throwing at me,

777
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,280
Speaker 1: I mean they were last ditch efforts. I had nothing left.

778
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: I was just about to pass out, and you guys

779
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: were getting the final thoughts in my head for the night.

780
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 1: It was very memorable. A lot of so much great wedding.

781
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: I mean it was it was just a fun wedding.

782
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you got married, but man, it was great.

783
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 1: I don't remember if they said yes or no. Man,

784
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: right right, listen there. The thing is, there's a dichotomy

785
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: between the sacretity of the marriage in that moment, and

786
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: it was special and everybody your wife cried. I shed

787
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 1: a tear, Bay shed a tear. That's what I'm saying.

788
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: Cowboy put his cowboy had over his heart and bowed. Okay,

789
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: that was the sanctity of marriage. After that, there's a fine,

790
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: very fine dichotomy of it is a party and we're

791
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: celebrating this mother girl. And that taco truck was legit.

792
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: I was so good, like I've been dreaming of those cassidias.

793
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: Was good. The briska tacos were so good. Did you

794
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: guys as long as mine didn't. We ordered, and then

795
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: we waited, and then we got our food. You didn't

796
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:22,879
Speaker 1: even order. I missed the step of the ordering. Hey,

797
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 1: your boy over here, lunchbox got three servants coaching. I

798
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 1: didn't went back three times. I mean, I just I

799
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: love food, and when it's good food, I'm gonna eat it,

800
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry lunch box the number two. Okay, we

801
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: got you another briska taco. We got you, we got you.

802
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need two more briska tacos. Some beans rice,

803
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: I mean you guys, you eat all the beans because

804
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: they ran out of beans. Beans the ed because I

805
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: went for seconds and they're just like, yeah, we ran

806
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 1: out of beans. Some guy came and got a lot

807
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: of them. Well I don't get a lot of them.

808
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: I just got the normal helping of on the plate

809
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: and I got three plates. So whatever that is. If

810
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: they were out of salsa, you can blame me. I

811
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 1: definitely had four cups of the salsa. Can I possibly

812
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: drink some of it? I like it that much. Do

813
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: you guys have some of the Mexican sweetcorn? Oh? I didn't.

814
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: It was to die for. That might have saved me

815
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: a couple more hours because after the wedding, I hadn't

816
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: eaten or drank anything in about an hour, and so

817
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: then I had that Mexican sweet corn and it went

818
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,439
Speaker 1: through my body and gave me an energy unlike any

819
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,399
Speaker 1: other coach. Did you get a cookie on the way out?

820
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: I think that Mexican sweetcorn might have been made of

821
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: Mexico and added with a little bit of something something,

822
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: because I got some crazy energy from it. Boys, you

823
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: mean like a little bit. It was laced. It was

824
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: good boys. Uh. But speaking of Mexico, USA, USA, US,

825
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: did you not see that game last night? No, coach,

826
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,919
Speaker 1: I don't watch soccer and less is the World Cup.

827
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it was incredible. It was in Denver, USA,

828
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 1: Mexico championship match and I'm gonna tell you what championship

829
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: conker calf excuse me, some tournament. Don't ask me. They

830
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: have all these tournaments. Well as conker calf? Is that

831
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: an acronym for something? Let me tell you. Hey, it

832
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,959
Speaker 1: was intense. They go to extra time because a Reno

833
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: playing he's too old. Yeah, yeah, he's old. So who's

834
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: their star? Now? Um? There was one guy, Lionez that

835
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 1: came off the bench. I mean he looked like Speedy

836
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: Gonzalez out there, dude, because he's Mexican. No, you can

837
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: look like the road runner. Well, the speedy Gonzalez is

838
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: shifting road runner running straight. Okay, I thought we weren't

839
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: good at soccer. Well, who are some American stars? What

840
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: about Freddie do? No, what about uh, the guy with

841
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:41,320
Speaker 1: the Texas tattoo? And he was on the crew that

842
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: sat at the table whatever you call him, the analysts

843
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: that talking. No, he wasn't there and he didn't play.

844
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: But I mean it was intense the whole match. A

845
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: lot of trash talking, some you know, skirmishes, and we

846
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: we fall down one nothing after seventy seconds. Day, so

847
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: Mexico's up one nothings have any seconds? And then Raina scores.

848
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: He's Mexican, he's eighteen years old. Claudio rain of Sun,

849
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,479
Speaker 1: I don't know who he is. You may have lost

850
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: some of our truck drivers. No, guys, they're not tied

851
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: to two D fourteen minute. Pulistic draws a p K.

852
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:27,399
Speaker 1: Excuse me, he draws a p K, buries it upper ninety.

853
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: And where does he? I mean, up in the right

854
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: corner for the two poles. Meat got it a crossbar

855
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,919
Speaker 1: in the because it's a nine degree upper right ninety

856
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: upper left up if you're facing the goal, upper right,

857
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: got it. And he goes and where does he celebrate?

858
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: Right in front of the Mexico fans, all of them.

859
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: He rips off his shirt. The whole team comes over

860
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 1: there and guess what comes raining down? It's raining bottles.

861
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: It's and all I could think about is I wonder

862
00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: if pisces in that, because Eddie told me that that's

863
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 1: what the Mexican bands did was piston bottles and threw

864
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: them on when I went to all those fans got

865
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: suspended and never get to watch a soccer game. Dude,

866
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how. There was like

867
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: h and I mean Raina, he had been subdoct he

868
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: got hit in the head, he went down. What were

869
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: you gonna say, You don't know how what. I don't

870
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: know how they that that many bottles. I don't know

871
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: how they would control it. I don't know how they

872
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: would pick out who if unles they just kick out

873
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: the whole section because there was just oh nailed. Raina

874
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: went down. He looked like he had a concussion. Dude.

875
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: They came out and started doing the eye test everything

876
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: because he got Clapper says Mexico fans hit their own

877
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: player in the head with a bottle that was later

878
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: in the game. It's just a bottle of pistach him.

879
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 1: He just about flopped, dude. So then Mexico our goalie

880
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: gets hurt, so we had to bring it up Maola, No,

881
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: oh my god, no no, So we bring up in

882
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 1: a backup goalkeeper, right, and they draw a pek hand

883
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: all with an extra time after we already scored. We

884
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: think we're gonna win. Now they're gonna tie it up

885
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: and we're gonna to go to Peak's and horn bath.

886
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: Horvath whatever his name is, puts out that right arm

887
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: and boom plugs it with his right arm. Us us,

888
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: wait and this this is an experience veteran Mexican lad

889
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: squad and the USA is a bunch of young up

890
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: and coming players and that it was awesome. As part

891
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: of concaff's anti discrimination protocol, the match has been temporarily

892
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: suspended due to offensive chance in the stadium. Yeah, they

893
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 1: had to take a time out because their fans were

894
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 1: changing bad bad stuff like what I'm saying. I don't know.

895
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: I couldn't hear it. I thought I heard him mother

896
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: in Spanish. I don't know. I couldn't hear this. I

897
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 1: assume it was Spanish, and they because I couldn't understand

898
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: it and I couldn't hear it, and so he was

899
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: just like okay, Well, so they all just gathered at

900
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: midfield until they stopped, and they took him a lot

901
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: of stop. I took a couple of minutes. And then

902
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 1: if they do it again, they're they go back to

903
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 1: the locker room for ten minutes, and if they do

904
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: it again, the match is suspend until the next day.

905
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: And no fans, Oh, that'd been terrible. That's how terrible

906
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: would that be? Why would they give us PTSD like that?

907
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 1: It was awesome, It was a great, great game. You

908
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: bet on it. No, I didn't bet on it. I

909
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 1: just watched. I mean, I didn't met with my heart.

910
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: You see me, I'll bleed red and white and blue. Ah. Now,

911
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: good news for ray though. Julio Jones is moving in

912
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: right down the road. Hulio Jones is moving in right

913
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: down the road. To the podcast. A month ago, I

914
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: said that it was all over the news. I already

915
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: got an apartment over there in the west. I told

916
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: you guys, he's over he's overlooking the block, overlooking the river,

917
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: he said. I said, he's friends with Derrick henerin he's

918
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: gonna be coming here. And I said that inside info

919
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: like two months ago. So what have I been telling people?

920
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: You might as well give Nashville the ship already here.

921
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,879
Speaker 1: This is what I I just I think it's gonna

922
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: be amazing. It's a good move because they didn't because

923
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: Atlanta was asking for a first round pick. And that's

924
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: when I was saying, you can't give up a first

925
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: round pick for a thirty two year old, often injured

926
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: wide receiver on the way down. But now you only

927
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 1: give up a second and I believe a fourth word, no, no, right.

928
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,800
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. He's the third option on this offense.

929
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: You have a J. Brown, you have Julio Jones, and

930
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: you have Derrick Henry. He's never had a running game

931
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: like Derrick Henry. They're not gonna be I mean, if

932
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,959
Speaker 1: they double team Julio, that leaves a J. Brown open.

933
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,760
Speaker 1: If they double a J. Julio Jones one on one coverage,

934
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 1: oh wait, we gotta stack the box because we gotta

935
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: stop Derrick Henry. Oh one on one coverage with Julio

936
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 1: and a J. The offense is not the problem with

937
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 1: the Titans. It's can their defense do anything? The defense

938
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: would give up seventy that's the problem. Their offense was

939
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: good last year, but I think this makes their offense

940
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: better than last year. It's just can the defense. They

941
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 1: retooled it, they went out and got a lot of players.

942
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: It all comes down the can they stop someone? But

943
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: they should be able to score with the likes of

944
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 1: Kansas City now, and guys, listen, this is gonna be

945
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: a little deep for some. This maybe a little Nashville centric,

946
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 1: but this is huge getting Julio Jones because now A J.

947
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: Brown is going to be a receiver unlike we've ever

948
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 1: seen before. Because of the attention being paid to Julio Jones,

949
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: A J. Brown may become the best receiver in the

950
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: entire league. He's never had an amazing guy. On the

951
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: other side, this is huge for A J. Brown. The Titans.

952
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: You might as well go ahead and give us the ship.

953
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: And you can tell brother Pitts that and I will

954
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: hang up and listen, guys over to you. Like I said,

955
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 1: I think I would double A J. Brown over Julio.

956
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: So I think Julio. I don't think defenses earlier in

957
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: the season are gonna do that though. I think they're

958
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: gonna double Julio first and then they'll learn. I just

959
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 1: I think thirty two year old Julio doesn't require. I mean,

960
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: they don't know though, right, But that's what I'm saying.

961
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: It makes the offense, the Titans offense should be just awesome.

962
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: It should be awesome. It's just can the deep end

963
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: stop anybody? Um, here's brothers live reaction. They lost Super

964
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: Bowl last year to Brady, that little crazy thing that

965
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: happened there, and then now Nashville mounting up to be

966
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: quite the team. Uh. This is brother audio of brother.

967
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: When he heard that news, he took a very deep,

968
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: deep worried okay and worrying up and listening. Hey, it's exciting, boys,

969
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 1: it's exciting for the time it is. It's it's really exciting.

970
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 1: It should be. It's gonna be interesting, and hey, I'm

971
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: here for it. Let's go. We're all You realize we're

972
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: less than a hundred days away from NFL KI. Yeah,

973
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: but that's still a long time. Is it days? And

974
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 1: I think it's double digits now, it's still in the nineties.

975
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: That's a long time. His PJ just landed is also

976
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: what I saw a picture of it. So he's in town.

977
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,280
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you got a unit at your apartment complex.

978
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: Coach heard and he was like, hey, you want to

979
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: come over. He heard about all the dental floss hanging

980
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: out by coach. We got Penal's views. If he's interested

981
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 1: in West Nashvill just at the bluff you you can hang.

982
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,320
Speaker 1: You can hang with him at the at the be

983
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: Dubs coach coach is uh coach A, you're gonna touch

984
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: on the golf. Do you want to talk about John?

985
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: You want to talk about it? I'm surd should have

986
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: won one boy and seven. It's preposterous. No, it's absolutely not. Sorry, Bud,

987
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: see you later. Dang. I mean he tested positive for KOVID.

988
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: That's the rules. I mean, And I don't feel bad

989
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: for him at all. Like it's weird because he had

990
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: a six stroke stroke lead. He was gonna win the tournament.

991
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: There was no one that was no chancing. He was

992
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 1: gonna lose and the stroke lead and he got he

993
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,919
Speaker 1: got pulled on Saturday. Yeah, at the end of his chance,

994
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: he can lose. I mean, I mean, it's it's possible,

995
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: was what I'm telling you. I've seen it happen a

996
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: six stroke lead. Not with Ramy's such a good pudd coach.

997
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,959
Speaker 1: I get it. The odds are no, he probably would

998
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: have won, but it happens. Somebody did Cannily finn it

999
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 1: what in more cow Candly, I don't know if there's

1000
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: that was Julio ending sorry. Vrabel met him on the tarmac.

1001
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: Rabel probably took them straight to his house for dinner. Cup.

1002
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: He probably put him in the spare bedroom like Antonio

1003
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: Brown with dude. They might be at William to a

1004
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: airport that is right next to crib. He probably let

1005
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: him chill at the with his wife in her room.

1006
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:23,760
Speaker 1: That was another guy with a sorry what we're talking about?

1007
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,720
Speaker 1: What did Moricot? What did um can't Lee win? Uh?

1008
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: Minus third team? And what was he? What was ramat?

1009
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: He was minus eighteen? I think he was six strokes.

1010
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: I think that Ramy was set he was gonna win

1011
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: that game. But what was he at total? That's what

1012
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I think he was minus sixteen or seventeen,

1013
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: and so he was already I mean, okay, he was

1014
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: assuming he would have parted. He was minus eighteen because

1015
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,240
Speaker 1: he had a six stroke league and Candily went minus

1016
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 1: one yesterday, so he would have he probably would have won,

1017
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: sure probably would have won. He found out he had

1018
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: COVID the same day. Mike Dey got married. Did you

1019
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: guys know during the wedding that he was getting kicked

1020
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: out of the turn a minute? I don't any service? No,

1021
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: I mean, is that what it was? I had to

1022
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 1: walk up a mountain just to post some of your videos?

1023
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: Have you chugging beers? Yeah? Like your videos wouldn't post,

1024
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, five of them would

1025
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: post it once and I'd get that little circle, and

1026
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 1: I mean it was just weird and it was upsetting, coach,

1027
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: because I knew people needed to see the video of you,

1028
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 1: but they needed to know what was going on. And

1029
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: so I'm like, I'm holding my head up, my phone

1030
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 1: up over my head, because that that does work, is

1031
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: when you hold the phone up. Yeah, you always. I

1032
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 1: love when people do that. Like if you hold it

1033
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: closer to the sky, that's when you get better reception. Hey,

1034
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 1: but your boy, Jimmy Walker finishing six? Now Mayweather the

1035
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: fight went down? Did you get it? Hell? No? Ray,

1036
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 1: did you get it? No? I got a link from

1037
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 1: a listener, but I was in bed. I was recovering

1038
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 1: from the hangover. I didn't get it. Eight rounds? How

1039
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 1: many punches did Floyd Mayweather land? Right? I mean I

1040
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: saw it. Okay, that's terrible. They must have just danced

1041
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,720
Speaker 1: for all the time. What do they hug? All landed

1042
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 1: twenty eight punches the whole You should have put creepy

1043
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: hands in there. I have touched him more than that.

1044
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: Paul pulled through, called through two seventeen punches and landed

1045
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 1: twenty eight. Mayweather through a hundred seven punches the whole time. Yeah,

1046
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: people pay money for that. That's crazy. And there was

1047
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 1: no winner. What about Ocho Cinco? He got knocked down,

1048
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 1: so he lost. No, there's no winner and loser. I

1049
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,879
Speaker 1: don't know in any of them. I don't. I don't

1050
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: get it. I don't. I don't get it. That's great,

1051
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: good for him. They're making a lot of money for

1052
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 1: all them. They made a lot of money and they

1053
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: made and dumb people fell for it. But I wouldn't

1054
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: watching that crap. I just don't get I don't understand

1055
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 1: how this is entertaining. To have forty three landed punches

1056
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,840
Speaker 1: the whole fight, that's it. I mean a lot of

1057
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: people went to it. It wasn't a sanctioned fight. There was.

1058
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,399
Speaker 1: It was in South Beach, wasn't it was a hard

1059
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 1: rock stage. I believe it was in Florida, but kept

1060
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,879
Speaker 1: going to take wait at the Miami Dolphins state Yeah,

1061
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 1: Keptica got it, got booted out. Did kept connot playing

1062
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 1: this tournament? Did he roll his eyes? No? It was

1063
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: at the fight. Brooks Capito was at the fight. I

1064
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know who was at the fight.

1065
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: I didn't watch the fight. I don't I didn't care.

1066
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: But they played in a stadium, pull it up. Maybe

1067
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: it's that the casino, hard rock casino. Maybe the casino, Coach,

1068
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: I don't see the stadium being sold out for something

1069
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:22,240
Speaker 1: like this. I would imagine not eight rounds. It says,

1070
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:26,479
Speaker 1: hard rock stadium. Wow, Okay, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Hey,

1071
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 1: but coach, oh it is the football stadium. The ain't

1072
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 1: no way they filled that thing. There's no one there.

1073
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 1: It's dark. I think the consensus boys was that it

1074
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,839
Speaker 1: was just a flop, Like no one felt like they

1075
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: got their money's worth watching this crap. But from what

1076
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 1: I see on but they paid for it, so people

1077
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: paid it. Like I can't I get people paid for

1078
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: a freaking Tiger versus Phil Remember, Oh yeah, I do

1079
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: remember that. I mean people pay for the dumbest things ever.

1080
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 1: When you say something is pay per view and you

1081
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: can't watch it unless you pay, people are like, a,

1082
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: screw it, let's just get it. See what we're missing

1083
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: out on? They do it. They feel like they're missing

1084
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: out on something, so they gotta get it the fomo. Yeah,

1085
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 1: because everybody's like online, are you gonna get it? No?

1086
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 1: Why would I get that crap? Hey, I don't like

1087
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: Mayweather because he's boring. He really he just dances the

1088
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: whole time. As you can see, he only threw a

1089
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: hundred punches the whole fight. I mean, that's what I'm

1090
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: paying my money for. And this dude through two seventeen

1091
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 1: punches in landed twenty. I understand that's what Mayweather does.

1092
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: You can't hit him, but good god, that's terrible. Let's

1093
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: see the MAVs lose. MAVs did lose. Good, Get Luca

1094
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 1: out of here. Why Luca is? I mean he is

1095
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: must watch TV. He's so good, like he didn't look

1096
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,919
Speaker 1: like he can really play in my nephew agree, he's

1097
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: not that as good as people say that. What do

1098
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: you mean the hell do you mean? You just don't

1099
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 1: think he's gonna win a championship. He's not one person

1100
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: can't win a championship. Yes they can, no, yes, no

1101
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 1: name it um Jordan had and he had Rodman, he

1102
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 1: had Grant, he had beat. I mean he had people

1103
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:03,720
Speaker 1: around him. Lebro On, Leron had, Kyrie and Kevin Love True.

1104
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:07,399
Speaker 1: All right, I'll hang up with listen. Did you think

1105
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna win that argument, coach? I mean, it is

1106
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 1: really hard in the NBA to win by yourself. Luca

1107
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 1: is so freaking good. He is so good. They just

1108
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: need to get him a number two. I mean they

1109
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: pay Krystal, they pay him, but he is not his injury.

1110
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: He hasn't been good two years two years ago. Yeah,

1111
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 1: but that's what they need to get it. But he

1112
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: is so good to watch and he's gonna he's gonna

1113
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: win a championship. I think Tim Hardaway is good, solid,

1114
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:38,879
Speaker 1: He's a solid player. That's but I mean, bo band,

1115
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: he's pretty badass. Shot stop stop stop stops. So is

1116
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,400
Speaker 1: he old? He's old, right, dude? He might be thirty,

1117
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 1: but he looks years old. But he moves like is it?

1118
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: I mean, poor guy? What is he? Is he a

1119
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 1: legit legally? Is he a legal giant? Yeah? I think so.

1120
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 1: I think he has that syndrome that giant because he

1121
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,479
Speaker 1: looks like a giant, like a real giant. I don't

1122
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 1: know how he fits anywhere. Gosh, he's huge, he's a

1123
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: month And have you ever seen his wife? She little,

1124
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,319
Speaker 1: she comes up like his hip. Shut up, she's like

1125
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 1: five ft three. Get out, dude. That's crazy. Not just

1126
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 1: just just how do they do it? Picture it? How

1127
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:21,439
Speaker 1: how we're all the same height laying down? No, no, no,

1128
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 1: you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not that. Would

1129
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: you tell yourself, coaches, your wife taller than you? Probably

1130
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:32,720
Speaker 1: probably you would know. I mean in heels, she's definitely taller. Yeah,

1131
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 1: what else do we mean? I mean, she's there was

1132
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: so much I think touched it. Okay, I had other

1133
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 1: Oh can I tell you real quick about the cab?

1134
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 1: I had an hour. Yeah, this is hilarious. So I

1135
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 1: heard some of this story in the bathroom, and it's

1136
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 1: definitely worth repeating and retelling. So I actually want to

1137
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 1: hear it. Well, I mean, I never do this, but

1138
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 1: my wife found a cheap flight, and really it was

1139
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: kind of my only option to get back to Nashville

1140
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 1: at midnight. Man getting back at midnight on a Sunday night,

1141
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 1: a day before live freaking radio show stresses me out.

1142
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 1: My wife is like, but who does it all the

1143
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 1: time you travel somewhere. I am going to get every

1144
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 1: last minute out of my destination. I'm not going to

1145
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: I am not coach. So I'm like, great, I'm not

1146
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: taking the eight am fly back. I'm taking the late

1147
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: flight back my worst nightmares. My flight gets delayed. I

1148
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 1: don't get back till three in the morning or something,

1149
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: or they cancel it. You know, dude, you were stressed.

1150
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: I can you imagine me. I would never do that.

1151
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 1: I'm worried about parking airplanes, all right. So anyway, it's delayed,

1152
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 1: but it's delayed by thirty minutes. I leave Dallas at

1153
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 1: about ten thirty at night. I get to Nashville a

1154
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: little after midnight. I would have cold sweats Coach. Coach,

1155
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: I'm already like, oh my gosh, just after midnight. I

1156
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 1: gotta be at work, like in two hours. This is ridiculous.

1157
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: So then I go to the uber place because I'm

1158
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 1: flying back. My family still in Dallas. So I go

1159
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: to the rides share line. I mean, my app is

1160
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 1: just the wheel spinning. I cannot get an Uber. Everyone's look,

1161
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: everyone's looking at their phones. No one is able to

1162
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 1: get an Uber. I go to lift, no lifts available.

1163
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, how am I getting home? There's one

1164
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 1: cab driving up, and I look at the cab line

1165
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: and there's probably about ten people at the cab line.

1166
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, screw it. I'm gonna keep trying Uber, but

1167
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get in the cab line just in case.

1168
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: So cabs start coming up. You're going to New New York. No, boys,

1169
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: they don't speak English, Like, none of these cab drivers

1170
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: speak English. They're all from different countries. And they pull

1171
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: up in their cab minivans and one guy goes in there.

1172
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 1: It's like downtown, Oh, downtown. Who else is going downtown?

1173
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 1: Who else is going downtown? Four or five guys put

1174
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 1: their hands up? All right, get in, everybody, get in,

1175
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 1: I'll take you downtown. Okay, alright, So you put them

1176
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 1: all in one cab. Five guys get in one cab

1177
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,439
Speaker 1: and they take off downtown. Next Uber though, that means

1178
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 1: that means there's less people in line for you, right,

1179
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 1: So next to next taxi comes up and there's a

1180
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 1: guy not in line, just chilling over there he walks

1181
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 1: right up to it, and I'm like, well, well, well buddy,

1182
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 1: I'm next in line. And the cab driver goes, wait,

1183
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, where are you going? Talks to

1184
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: the guy, not me, the other guy. He's like, downtown,

1185
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: and then he talks to me. He's like, where are

1186
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 1: you going. I'm like, oh, South, I'm taking downtown guys.

1187
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, whoa, buddy, you gotta get in line,

1188
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:14,560
Speaker 1: like I don't care. He's like, no, not he was.

1189
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 1: First he gets in my cab. I'm like, dude, what

1190
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: are you talking about. Now you're getting a fight with

1191
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 1: this guy now. Yeah, So cab drivers like, get away,

1192
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 1: get away, I'm not taking I know why. I get it, Yes,

1193
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna take away from business right what. I

1194
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 1: don't care, Like, I gotta get home. I know you

1195
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care. I gotta get home. And

1196
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: there's no rides. So then the dude gets in the cabin.

1197
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 1: They take off. Finally another cab comes up and I'm

1198
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 1: like I'm jumping through the door. I start opening. He's like,

1199
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 1: where are you going? Where are you going? Where are

1200
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 1: you going? I'm like, I'm coming with you. You're taking

1201
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 1: me home, and he goes, where where where too. I'm like,

1202
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: south Nashville. Is like, no, no, no, no, no, no no,

1203
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 1: I'm not going to South Nashville. I'm not going to

1204
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: South Nashville. I'm like, yes, you are, You're taking me

1205
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 1: right now? He goes, He goes, come on, man, what's

1206
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 1: your address? Like my address? He's like, that's that's gonna

1207
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: be fifty dollars. I got it. Go to the door

1208
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 1: and let's go. I paid sixty dollars to get home

1209
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 1: last night. Good god, sixty that was my only option. Boys, Well,

1210
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: we paid thirty five by just leaving our vehicle at

1211
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 1: the airport, so ours was the better option. I get that. Now,

1212
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna leave my If I know I'm gonna

1213
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 1: get home late, I'm just gonna leave my vehicle. Yeah.

1214
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 1: And there's an awesome thing we have with this company.

1215
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: We have a deal with Parking Fly. You valet that

1216
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 1: sucker with them. A bus picks you up and when

1217
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 1: you get back to their little facility, the car is

1218
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: their trunk, open, car running. You're ready to go. You

1219
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 1: don't have to walk more than ten steps, less than

1220
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: sixty dollars. Yeah, it's like it's cheaper than parking at

1221
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 1: the airport, and it's covered valet. I gotta do that

1222
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 1: next time. Plug it's amazing. No, it's legit. The actually

1223
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:50,960
Speaker 1: bottles of water waiting for you exactly. And then let

1224
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 1: me tell you about cabs. Boys. Now there's no meter anymore.

1225
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 1: They unplugged that meter and they named the price. There's

1226
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 1: no way to even ask him, like, what's what I'm

1227
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: shown me the fair. He's like, I told you it's

1228
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 1: fifty dollars. And I'm like, show it to me. I'm

1229
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 1: telling you right now, it's fifty dollars. Asked me again,

1230
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 1: it's gonna be fifty five dollars. No way, that's how

1231
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 1: they roll now, dude, dude, that's gangster style. It's crazy cabs.

1232
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 1: See that's the problem. And then I go, well I

1233
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 1: only have He's like, he's like it's cash only. I'm like, oh, well, great, dude,

1234
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 1: I only got forty five bucks. He's like, I'll let

1235
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 1: you I have venmo. Well you at that point, you're

1236
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 1: already of your house, right No, no, no no, no, we're

1237
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 1: about to leave. Oh we're about to leave because I

1238
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 1: have got to my house and said that and then

1239
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 1: be like well, here's forty five. You're gonna take him

1240
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 1: to where you live and then stiff the dude about that.

1241
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I didn't think about that. I'm

1242
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 1: gonna be real cheap right now. Now you know my

1243
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 1: home address, Now you know where I'm sleeping and that,

1244
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: Oh so you could easily drive back here. I didn't

1245
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,720
Speaker 1: even have about that. Yeah, that's my bad. Didn't didn't

1246
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 1: I didn't put two the two together one hour and

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Speaker 1: five minutes. Oh my gosh, is that it? I think

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Speaker 1: that's it? Okay, Oh wait, wait now I will do

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Speaker 1: the email on Wednesday. Okay, you got a good one

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Speaker 1: or that? Yeah? Yeah, boys. I think the way that

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Speaker 1: you guys told that wedding story, I don't know if

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01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 1: you could have given that story to a better storyteller. Duo.

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Speaker 1: I think it was phenomenal. And you don't get a

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Speaker 1: better recap of a wedding from anybody, And you guys

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Speaker 1: were just blessed to get that in your diesel trucks today.

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Speaker 1: Coach did our storytelling and help you put the pieces together.

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Speaker 1: Pieces were all there. It also made me look a

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Speaker 1: tad bad, but for it didn't make you look I

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Speaker 1: don't understand how it makes you look bad at the

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Speaker 1: risk of making a very funny show. I'm fine with it.

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Speaker 1: I think it great. Seem like you hit all the people,

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Speaker 1: but people don't get I remember calling the one lady

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Speaker 1: of milf. But that's just me being funny. Like I'm

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Speaker 1: literally not saying like you're like I want you hubba bubba.

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Speaker 1: I was literally just like you're a milf. It's a

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Speaker 1: funny comment. I'm all about react. You know what milf

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Speaker 1: stands for coach, but it's changed back in the day,

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Speaker 1: it's good for that. Now it sounds for mother. I'd

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Speaker 1: liked a friend. Oh, thank you, because I still thought

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Speaker 1: it meant mother. I like mother. I'd like to be

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Speaker 1: friends with or mother. I'd like to facebook, Oh FaceTime, FaceTime. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what about mother. I'd like to friend zone perfect mother.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to find mother. I'd like to frame sometime

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Speaker 1: or the old meaning mother. I'd like to mother mother.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to friendship. No, I didn't know whether i'd

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Speaker 1: like to forget. Oh there you go. Yeah, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: tell me this. Yeah. Was the woman that did the

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Speaker 1: was she was the preacher? Was she also at the wedding? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's what I thought. Her friend from college. You mean

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Speaker 1: the one who sat there and said, hey, we're friends,

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Speaker 1: the whole story during the wedding ceremony, but you probably

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Speaker 1: don't remember, coach. Yeah, so I assume she was going

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Speaker 1: to be at the wedding two because at the reception,

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Speaker 1: because she was a friend from friend, like her best friend.

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Speaker 1: Because I thought I recognized her was like the match game.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I remember that face being the preacher,

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Speaker 1: and so then she was also at the reception. Got it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I gotta say props to them for actually having

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Speaker 1: a Mike, because usually they do that like, oh, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna say and on an outdoor wedding and Mike's and

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Speaker 1: you can't hear any crap. And Mike nailed us with

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Speaker 1: I mean, he made out loud. He goes, I even

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Speaker 1: thought about getting on Grinder home Run on his valves. Dude.

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Speaker 1: I got to give him props in the joke writing

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Speaker 1: the moment when he goes, I almost gave up on love. Hell,

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Speaker 1: I even thought about getting on Grinder. He said he

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Speaker 1: almost give up on life. I was looking bridge. That's

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Speaker 1: where I got really really, that was a joke. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so I was looking for a bridge. I

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Speaker 1: almost went on Grinder. I mean, you don't even hear

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Speaker 1: that stuff at Zaney's down the road when Chris Roxton town.

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Speaker 1: That was funny and the older the older people laughed

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Speaker 1: at that, and I was like, do they know what

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Speaker 1: grinder is? No, they just laughing at They just thought

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Speaker 1: it was like another dating that Okay, I think, I think.

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Speaker 1: I think. Meanwhile was laughing at that one, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, I don't leave me. I don't know that's

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Speaker 1: the dating appright, all right, Okay, have a great Monday

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Speaker 1: by everybody. Uh h h m hm