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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who needs to renew his

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Speaker 1: driver's license and he thinks it's already a done deal

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Speaker 1: because he's paid the money online. He got a confirmation notice,

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Speaker 1: but unfortunately we tell him he has to complete one

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Speaker 1: final step with the help of our AI chat botty

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Speaker 1: for you know. It's always fun when he comes on.

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Speaker 1: It's your phone tab right now.

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Speaker 2: The twenty twenty.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, this is Oliver clothes Off from the Department

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Speaker 3: of Licensing. Is this mister Michael ret.

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Speaker 4: H, Yeah, this is this is him.

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Speaker 3: I'm calling because we receive your request to renew your

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Speaker 3: driver's license.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's me.

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Speaker 3: Great, okay, so it looks like you already paid the

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Speaker 3: renewal fee, which is awesome. All you have to do

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Speaker 3: in order for me to process this is just past

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Speaker 3: the test and then we can move forward.

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Speaker 4: What at the test?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the test.

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Speaker 3: According to our records, it's been about fifteen years since

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Speaker 3: you've taken the actual driving test, So we need you to.

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Speaker 4: Wait, asking me to come down to the DMV and

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Speaker 4: take a driving test again.

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Speaker 3: Well no, no, we can actually do it over the

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Speaker 3: phone nowadays. It's just an oral exam through the automated system.

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Speaker 2: Oh, my god.

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding?

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Speaker 3: It only asks you a few basic questions about driving,

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Speaker 3: and all you have to do is get eighty percent correct.

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Speaker 2: It's really simple.

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Speaker 1: Everyone passes.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's a test over the phone. You're gonna ask

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Speaker 4: you questions.

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Speaker 3: Well, I won't be the one doing it. The automated

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Speaker 3: system does all the work. I just need your permission

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Speaker 3: to send you through.

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Speaker 2: Sure. Great.

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Speaker 5: Please hold up, I'm taking a driving test. No give me,

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Speaker 5: give me a second. I'm taking a.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the DMV's automated test for a driver's fluency.

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Speaker 2: Please answer the following questions. Shall we begin? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Question one? In the United States of America, which of

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Speaker 2: the road do you drive on? Hey, the right side,

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Speaker 2: be the left side, see whatever side you want to

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Speaker 2: What is this de I am not comfortable choosing sides

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Speaker 2: because of my religious beliefs.

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Speaker 4: The right side.

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Speaker 2: I am sorry, that's incorrect. What the correct answer was?

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Speaker 4: He?

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Speaker 2: The right side?

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Speaker 4: That's what right, said, mister Robot and.

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Speaker 2: D As a nation, we need to respect all people's

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Speaker 2: religious beliefs.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Question two, When driving towards a stop sign located inside

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Speaker 2: a stop oriented stop zone, upon the first spotting of

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Speaker 2: said stop sign indicating an upcoming stopping point. Where must

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Speaker 2: one stop at the stop indicated line stoppage?

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Speaker 4: I is it a joke?

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Speaker 2: Your options are Hey, at the stop sign, B at

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Speaker 2: the sign of the first stop sign, spotting.

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Speaker 4: At to stop, the top spot of.

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Speaker 2: The stop sign at the spot before the time of

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Speaker 2: stop sign stoppage. D don't stop, just keep on driving anymore.

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Speaker 4: A A A A A.

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Speaker 2: I am sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer was the

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Speaker 2: top spot of the stop sign at the spot before

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Speaker 2: the time of stop sign stoppage.

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Speaker 4: What the hell is wrong with this? I don't want

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Speaker 4: to take the text anymore.

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Speaker 2: Last question, No, no, you have just turned left right

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Speaker 2: at the end of the lane that you have just

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Speaker 2: left before reversing right into a space left of the

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Speaker 2: left hand lane on the right hand of the lane

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Speaker 2: where you just left. What should you do? Your options are.

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Speaker 4: Hey, this is too stupid, turn left.

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Speaker 2: B, turn left twice then right at the end of

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Speaker 2: the street, or to the left, to the left everything

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Speaker 2: you own in a box to the left.

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Speaker 4: That's a fricking Beyonce.

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Speaker 2: I am sorry, that's incorrect.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry you're incorrect.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for taking the DMV's Automated Test for drivers.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, thank.

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Speaker 2: You have score day zero percent.

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Speaker 4: I love living here.

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Speaker 2: The next time you are eligible to apply for renewal

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Speaker 2: is in four years from today. Goodbye, stupid.

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Speaker 3: This is and now I gotta wait for the Hey, Michael,

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Speaker 3: this is all over.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hey buddy, was.

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Speaker 3: You said you finished the test? How'd you do? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I didn't get anything right?

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Speaker 4: This what is it?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Are you talking about the fake driving test I made

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Speaker 3: you take? Or the prink call I just did on you?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: You gotta be kidding me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because this is Jose from Brick and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 4: That's the dumbest. Yeah, y'all are.

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Speaker 2: It's funny?

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Speaker 4: Come on, all right, give me a second to find

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Speaker 4: it funny? Freaking me out?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what your problem is, man, It's

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Speaker 3: pretty simple. I mean the top spot of a stop zone.

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Speaker 3: Are you never to stop at the stop sign? Or

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Speaker 3: do you stop when.

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Speaker 2: You first sign? Top of the top?

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Speaker 4: At the top of the top.

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Speaker 3: Everybody knows the answer to that. Bro, you can get

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Speaker 3: off the road.

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Speaker 4: He gave me like flashbacks for the very first time

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Speaker 4: I actually took the tab week up.

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Speaker 5: Every morning was fun tab weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,