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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who needs to renew his

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Speaker 1: driver's license and he thinks it's already a done deal

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Speaker 1: because he's paid the money online. He got a confirmation notice,

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Speaker 1: but unfortunately we tell him he has to complete one

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Speaker 1: final step with the help of our AI chat bottyf.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's always fun when he comes on. It's

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone tabs on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, this is Oliver clothes Off from the Department

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Speaker 3: of Licensing. Is this mister Michael Resu.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this is him.

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Speaker 3: I'm calling because we receive your request to renew your

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Speaker 3: driver's license. Yeah, yeah, it's me. Great, okay, so looks

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Speaker 3: like you already paid the renewal fee, which is awesome.

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Speaker 3: All you have to do in order for me to

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Speaker 3: process this is just past the test and then we

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Speaker 3: can move forward.

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Speaker 2: What at the test?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the tests According to our records, has been about

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Speaker 3: fifteen years since you've taken the actual driving test, So

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Speaker 3: we need you to wait.

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Speaker 1: You're asking me to come down down to the DMV

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Speaker 1: and take a driving test again.

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Speaker 3: Well no, no, we can actually do it over the

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Speaker 3: phone nowadays. It's just an oral exam through the automated system.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you kidding?

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Speaker 3: It only asks you a few basic questions about driving,

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Speaker 3: and all you have to do is get eighty percent correct.

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Speaker 2: It's really simple.

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Speaker 1: Everyone passes.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's a test over the phone. You're gonna ask

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Speaker 2: me questions.

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Speaker 3: Well, I won't be the one doing it. The automated

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Speaker 3: system does all the work. I just need your permission

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Speaker 3: to send you through.

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Speaker 2: Sure. Great. Please hold up.

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Speaker 1: Uh, I'm taking a drogging test.

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Speaker 2: No, give me a teck, and I'm taking a Welcome

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Speaker 2: to the DMV's automated test for a driver's fluency. Please

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Speaker 2: answer the following questions. Shall we begin? Oh? Yeah? Question one?

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Speaker 2: In the United States of America, which side of the

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Speaker 2: road do you drive on? Hey, the right side, be

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Speaker 2: the left side, see whatever side you want to What

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Speaker 2: is this, D I am not comfortable choosing sides because

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Speaker 2: of my religious beliefs. The right side. I am sorry,

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Speaker 2: that's incorrect. The correct answer was, Hey, the right side.

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Speaker 2: That's what I said, mister Robot and D. As a nation,

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Speaker 2: we need to respect all people's religious beliefs. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Question two, when driving towards a stop sign located inside

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Speaker 2: a stop oriented stop zone upon the first spotting of

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Speaker 2: said stop sign indicating an upcoming stopping point. Where must

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Speaker 2: one stop at the stop indicated line stoppage? Is this

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Speaker 2: a joke? Your options are Hey, at the stop sign,

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Speaker 2: B at the sign of the first stop sign spotting

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Speaker 2: now A to stop, the top spot of the stop

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Speaker 2: sign at the spot before the time of stop sign stoppage,

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Speaker 2: or D don't stop, just keep on driving anymore. A

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Speaker 2: A A A A. I am sorry, that's incorrect. The

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Speaker 2: correct answer was the top spot of the stop sign

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Speaker 2: at the spot before the time of stop sign stoppage.

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Speaker 3: What the hell is wrong with this?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to take the test anymore. Last question, No, no,

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Speaker 2: You have just turned left right at the end of

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Speaker 2: the lane that you have just left before reversing right

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Speaker 2: into a space left of the left hand lane on

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Speaker 2: the right hand of the lane where you just left.

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Speaker 2: What should you do? Your options are, Hey, this is

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Speaker 2: too stupid, turn left, B, turn left twice then right

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Speaker 2: at the end of the street, or to the left,

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Speaker 2: to the left everything you own in a box to

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Speaker 2: the left.

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Speaker 3: That's a stricken Beyonce song.

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Speaker 2: I am sorry, that's incorrect.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You're incorrect.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for taking the d MB's automated test for drivers. Yes,

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Speaker 2: thank you, thank you. Have score day zero percent.

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Speaker 1: I love living there.

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Speaker 2: The next time you are eligible to apply for renewal

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Speaker 2: is in four years from today.

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Speaker 1: Good stupid this is and now I gotta wait for

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Speaker 1: the Hey, Michael, this is all over?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, buddy, what was you said? You finished the test?

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Speaker 2: How'd you do? Yeah? I didn't get anything right? This

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Speaker 2: what is it? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Are you talking about the fake driving test I made

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Speaker 3: you take or the prink call I just did on you?

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Speaker 2: Oh? You gotta be kidding me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because this is Josey from Brick and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: That's the dumbest Yeah, no, y'all are.

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Speaker 2: It's funny?

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Speaker 1: Come on, all right, give me a second to find

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Speaker 1: it funny freaking me out.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what your problem is, man, It's pretty simple.

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Speaker 3: I mean the top spot of a stop zone. You

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Speaker 3: never know off at the stop sign or do you

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Speaker 3: stop when.

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Speaker 1: You first at the top top at the top of

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Speaker 1: the top.

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Speaker 3: Everybody knows the answer to that. Bro, you can get

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Speaker 3: off the road. He gave me like flashbacks For the

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Speaker 3: very first time, I actually took the tap, broke

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Speaker 2: In Jeffreys' phone taps on the twenties