WEBVTT - Ep. 81: Tequila Spot Burn Cream

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<v Speaker 1>Hey guys, before we get started here, your boy messed

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<v Speaker 1>something up with the recording. I mean, for those of

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<v Speaker 1>you who don't know, Joe and I live on two

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<v Speaker 1>separate parts of the country, so we do a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of our recording via zoom and I managed to mess

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<v Speaker 1>that up this week, so the audio quality isn't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be quite what you're used to. Um, this is my fault.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Please don't stop listening to the podcast forever

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<v Speaker 1>and ever. All right, let's get to it. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you do when you take a buddy to a spot

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<v Speaker 1>and then show up in that spot and he is

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<v Speaker 1>there with someone else that you don't know? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you do? Then in the shot glass there's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's filled with epoxy and at the bottom of that

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<v Speaker 1>is a tied te kilo worm. What is the weirdest

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<v Speaker 1>thing that you've ever called? Foul ball? Hit by Muky Wilson.

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<v Speaker 1>The Quintussentio Honey Drift to Curler mouse By is my

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<v Speaker 1>current supercent. Good morning to Jennered anglers, and welcome to Bent,

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<v Speaker 1>the fishing podcast that has spent way more money on

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<v Speaker 1>laura and flymaking materials than the number of lawyers and flies.

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<v Speaker 1>It is actually produced, and I made it, samac and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel your pain, dude, because uh, I mean that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's what happens, you know. Yeah. Well I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>about you, man, but like here's the trap that I

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<v Speaker 1>fell into when I first started tying flies I made up.

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<v Speaker 1>It looked as if I was trying to make potions.

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<v Speaker 1>With the shopping lists that I put together. It was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, I of peacock, uh mane of moose, and inevitably,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like the thing is is like you go

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<v Speaker 1>and you get a book that's like kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>the first thing, and it has all the patterns in it.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a series of mim I forget what they

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<v Speaker 1>were called, but they were like kind of coil bound books, man,

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<v Speaker 1>and each one of them had like, you know, a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred two hundred patterns in it, and you would go

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<v Speaker 1>through these yeah, and you would go through these things

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<v Speaker 1>and you'd be like, oh, well, if it's in here,

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<v Speaker 1>I obviously needed. So you'd end up with like like

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<v Speaker 1>jungle cock eyes and ship you know, just like it

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need, no, yeah, no, no, well yeah dude,

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<v Speaker 1>so I bought I mean, yeah, you're right, like you

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<v Speaker 1>can get carried away with lists and books. I also

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just find like you you go to buy like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, buck tail, but then you see cool popper heads,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're like, oh, those are cool, and then you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that would look great with this, and then you just

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<v Speaker 1>buy all this material for flies you didn't even intend

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<v Speaker 1>to make. In fact, somebody even wanted. Like somebody gave

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<v Speaker 1>me a tube fly adapter for my advice years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's sat here, and then one day I saw

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<v Speaker 1>it and I'm like, I'm about this, And I went

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<v Speaker 1>out and bought all the ship to make tube flies,

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<v Speaker 1>thinking I'd use them for trout, and I made three.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I didn't really like them or catch anything

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<v Speaker 1>with him. But the thirty dollars worth material I just

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<v Speaker 1>for the tube flies is still sitting here, like I've

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<v Speaker 1>done all the things. Have you ever tried to build

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<v Speaker 1>yourself a rod? When I was in ninth grade, I

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<v Speaker 1>bought one of those like Cabela's rod making kids, And

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<v Speaker 1>I remember I remember spending Halloween in high school and

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<v Speaker 1>um spent all night trying to trying to build a

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<v Speaker 1>rod that didn't It ended up working. Okay, what actually

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<v Speaker 1>ended up happening to It was I didn't see the

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<v Speaker 1>blank far enough in the in the court grip there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hooked a really big fish. I was. It

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<v Speaker 1>was actually you know, as I so often call out

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<v Speaker 1>on y, This was on lake wall and pop pack um.

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<v Speaker 1>I still remember. I was trying to catch like some panfish,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was on this dock, and this dock was

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<v Speaker 1>on a drop, and I was fishing this little white

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<v Speaker 1>streamer and all of a sudden, I'm kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>watching the streamer come back towards me through the water

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<v Speaker 1>and it gets about over this rop where it drops

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<v Speaker 1>from like a shoal to I don't know, like thirty

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<v Speaker 1>ft or something, and I just see the shape come

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<v Speaker 1>up and it was a striper, and yeah, the striper

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<v Speaker 1>waxed this thing. I set the hook and immediately like

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<v Speaker 1>the ride just like disintegrate to my hand, and it

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<v Speaker 1>broke in the grip. So now I was out a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars um, and being in ninth grade, the might

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<v Speaker 1>as well have been ten thousand dollars, because like I, I

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<v Speaker 1>I sure wasn't gonna buy another court grip for this thing,

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<v Speaker 1>not to mention like it would involve like scraping the

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<v Speaker 1>epoxy off the end of the blank. So what I

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<v Speaker 1>did was I bored a hole through a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>wine corks that my mother had a you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say yeah, yeah, yeah, And I cut the top

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<v Speaker 1>end of it off with wire cutters about two and

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<v Speaker 1>a half feet, threaded it through the hole in the corks.

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<v Speaker 1>And that show is a story of my first ice

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<v Speaker 1>fishing rock. Oh there you go, repurposed it. That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>See I didn't even do that. See, I got sucked

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<v Speaker 1>into it um one year and because I literally I

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<v Speaker 1>stumbled across discount blanks. There were some blanks in a

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<v Speaker 1>flea market and they were super cheap, and I also

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<v Speaker 1>found out later they were also jumped. You have known better, Joe. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing. I never gave rod building a

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<v Speaker 1>thought until that was in front of me. But like

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<v Speaker 1>ten bucks for five blanks turned into under it in

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<v Speaker 1>rod building material. I built one and it sucked. And

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<v Speaker 1>here's why. So also because quick man, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest problem with rod building is what it's so boring.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not the most fun unless you're really good at well,

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<v Speaker 1>even if you're really good at diamond wraps and stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>that's tedious work. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what if your favorite part about tying flies is like

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<v Speaker 1>building a good threadhead, then rod building rod building is

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Yeah. So here's what I did. This was

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<v Speaker 1>way back in the day, right, and I had just

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<v Speaker 1>gotten back from a trip to Quebec, h and I

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<v Speaker 1>shot a buck. So I thought it would be rad

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<v Speaker 1>to work a piece of the handler to the grip.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's just really hurt my hand, Like it was

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<v Speaker 1>just really stupid. Like I don't know why you would

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<v Speaker 1>do that. Well, you know what, man, you see all

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<v Speaker 1>these like, um my, I do have a friend, uh

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<v Speaker 1>Joey McAvoy who if you're in Pennsylvania. Yeah, he has

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<v Speaker 1>a He has a guide service called Captain Joe's Guide Service.

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<v Speaker 1>I might have to like redo that and plug it better,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's Captain Joe's Guide Service. I think he'd Lake

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<v Speaker 1>Harmony is like one spot that he guides on, which

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<v Speaker 1>is fun. Man. He does like a lot of cool

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<v Speaker 1>trips to post him on Instagram, and um he builds

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<v Speaker 1>rods too, but he builds a lot of the handles

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<v Speaker 1>out of like laithe turned wood. And I was always

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<v Speaker 1>interested in how that would be because like, on one hand,

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<v Speaker 1>you feel like could be uncomfortable, but on the other hand,

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<v Speaker 1>if it's like turned the right wings extremely like ergonomic,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like video game controllers don't really hurt your hands

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<v Speaker 1>and they're not made out of super like soft cork. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a couple of customers that have really pretty

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<v Speaker 1>would turn handles, and they're they're okay, I mean to me,

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<v Speaker 1>like the ones I have are like really heavily varnished

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<v Speaker 1>in a pox seed, So it's great un till there's

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<v Speaker 1>fish slime on them. They're slipperies. He well, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm sure that Captain Joe's rods are not like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure they're not. I think sure they're not.

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<v Speaker 1>And also it is Captain Joe's fishing. Just just if

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<v Speaker 1>you're if you're wondering, I gotta do my boy favor, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta you gotta set them up anyway, While I

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<v Speaker 1>know that we have some very talented rod builders that

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<v Speaker 1>listen to this show, like my buddy Captain Joe. For

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<v Speaker 1>those of you that don't build your own rods or

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<v Speaker 1>botch them like another Captain Joe, that being Joe sir

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<v Speaker 1>Mellie and Hayden, you botched your too, I did about

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<v Speaker 1>to be fair, I was, uh, you need to get

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<v Speaker 1>friendly with our sponsors fishing. You do you do if

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<v Speaker 1>if you suck at building your own lords or pouring

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<v Speaker 1>your own soft flask, that you should link up with

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<v Speaker 1>them as well. Just throw that out there, but yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you should be familiar with them. I mentioned last week

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<v Speaker 1>that I had a few of thirteens pan fish trout

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<v Speaker 1>prototype rods um just a few days ago. Man, they

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<v Speaker 1>sent me the production models along with some some mini

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<v Speaker 1>kalen Sea reels. Let me tell you what like they've

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<v Speaker 1>done with the omen pan fish trout rods. What bass

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<v Speaker 1>companies do in that the range of models within the

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<v Speaker 1>series is pretty impressive. I really if they have a

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<v Speaker 1>five ft six inch ultra light that I love for spinners,

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<v Speaker 1>especially on smaller streams because the short rods really accurate,

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<v Speaker 1>and then a seven footer it's just the bomb for

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<v Speaker 1>for small hair jigs are like running afloat and jig

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<v Speaker 1>because the lank and softness lets you set the hook

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<v Speaker 1>from like a mile away. Really cool stuff. Killer rods

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<v Speaker 1>that is like one of the things that very much

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<v Speaker 1>impresses me about thirteen Fishing. It's like the breadth of

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<v Speaker 1>models that they put out, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if you're trying to get into like some very

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<v Speaker 1>specialized fishing and you're really trying to like fine tune

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<v Speaker 1>your setup, I would say like a deep dive into

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<v Speaker 1>the thirteen Fishing catalog is uh, definitely worth your time

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<v Speaker 1>in consideration. And I'm excited to use uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>some of their open water rods, but I haven't gotten

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<v Speaker 1>I've gotten to those yet because it's uh, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>as we're recording this up where I'm meant to be

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<v Speaker 1>fishing this week, it's like negative twenty two. Um. But

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<v Speaker 1>but I've been biting my indoor time to tie some

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<v Speaker 1>flies between these bouts of ice fishing. And I've always

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<v Speaker 1>been curious about how a fly makes a leap to

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<v Speaker 1>like commerci like you know how like sometimes you're tieing

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<v Speaker 1>something and you're like, I can sell this like this

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<v Speaker 1>this is a good this is a cool pattern. I know. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>now you, Joe, you have one of the premier mouse

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<v Speaker 1>patterns is credited to uh, to our very own Joe

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<v Speaker 1>sor Mellie Man. Yeah, the Mr. Splinter has made the

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<v Speaker 1>leap to commercial. I have one. It's my one. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the only one I'll ever had. Do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>know what the secret is to getting it there? I

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<v Speaker 1>just knew a guy. That's the secret. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>just knew a guy who would say yes, Um no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm I'm kidding. I mean, I didn't know a guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's really not all kidding aside there there is

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<v Speaker 1>more to it than that, um, some of which will

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<v Speaker 1>explore today in our Smooth Move segment. Now, normally this

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<v Speaker 1>is where we let guides and captains tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>wacky ship their clients have done. But we're putting a

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<v Speaker 1>little different spin on it at the vice. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>bumped this week with my old friend Brian Schmidt. Why

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<v Speaker 1>so this is a little bit different. Um, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>smooth Moves, it's often a captain or a guy, but

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<v Speaker 1>we like to incorporate all people in the fishing industry

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<v Speaker 1>where applicable. So joining us today is my old buddy

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<v Speaker 1>Brian Schmidt, now currently of Brian Schmidt Bates. Right, you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're still you're still making the baits. I see them

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram. Yeah yeah, yeah, so I I know you

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<v Speaker 1>make a ton of bass jigs that looks really really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>But it started out with wooden rats. I still have

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<v Speaker 1>your rats. You're still making the rats, the big swimmer rats.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I haven't made one in a while. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have I don't have my witch shops set up

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<v Speaker 1>right now. It's all kind of between my garage and

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<v Speaker 1>in storage. So yeah, unfortunately I can't. I can't get

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<v Speaker 1>to those at the moment. But I miss making those. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>those were a lot of fun. You know, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>seeing a lot as I get more into like the

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<v Speaker 1>fishing realm of things is a fishing podcast hosts want

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<v Speaker 1>to do. Um, I keep running into these, like these

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<v Speaker 1>giant wooden rat luers. I kind of assumed that they

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<v Speaker 1>were just for uh almost just for show man. Are

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<v Speaker 1>those like legit to people? Like? Are people whacking ship

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<v Speaker 1>on them? Absolutely? Yeah, I always I always thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of like a double edged sword maybe like Brian,

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<v Speaker 1>If you'll agree on one hand, yes, they are just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cool trendy to look at, Like, there is

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<v Speaker 1>that part of it, but like dudes in the know, man,

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<v Speaker 1>like you could do some gnarly stuff with big rat

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<v Speaker 1>top water swimmers. Are you hitting like large mouths with them.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that most most that's that's mostly what they're for. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, man, I was wondered maybe if you weren't

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<v Speaker 1>making as many rats because they were on the down

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<v Speaker 1>swinging trendiness. However, you just said the wood shops not

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<v Speaker 1>set up. However, we did not bring you here to

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about baits, although we could all day and

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<v Speaker 1>I highly recommend everybody listening check out Brian Schmidt baits,

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<v Speaker 1>especially if you're a best dude. But we got to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about your former life before full time bait maker.

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<v Speaker 1>Remind me how many years you were the guy at

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<v Speaker 1>Unqua Fly that vetted every single submission that came through

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<v Speaker 1>from the tying hopefuls around the world looking to get

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<v Speaker 1>their patterned in the catalog and commercialized. Yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 1>That was almost ten years. Almost ten years of my

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<v Speaker 1>life I spent looking at people's quote unquote work. So well,

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<v Speaker 1>let me ask you something, man, because I've always been

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of interested in this. When I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>I was interested in fly tying, and I'm still interested

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<v Speaker 1>in fly tying. But like I would make these things,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, oh, like I had a fly fishing

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<v Speaker 1>mentor I've mentioned before this bus driver Tony, and I

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<v Speaker 1>would show him this fly that I made, and he'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, well, that's just a I don't know, like

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<v Speaker 1>a pheasant tails soft tackle variation. That's just a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>this variation, that variation. What what would you say, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>at what point do you go, oh, that's like a

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<v Speaker 1>different fly. Yeah? That was the That was that absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>best part of my job as far as looking at flies,

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<v Speaker 1>was you know, trying to find those those particular bugs.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Um, you gotta understand kind of like what

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<v Speaker 1>what I was doing on a day to day basis

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<v Speaker 1>as far as Yeah, I was getting in looking at

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of flies, but we were looking for something

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<v Speaker 1>in particular, looking for something specific, not necessarily a batis

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<v Speaker 1>a merger, not that specific, but we were looking for innovation.

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<v Speaker 1>We were looking for something that did not scream pheasant

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<v Speaker 1>tail because it looked just like a pheasant tail. Because

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<v Speaker 1>you're not going to pay someone a royalty for another

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<v Speaker 1>pheasant tail. And so there was that aspect of it

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<v Speaker 1>that really it made the job a whole lot harder

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<v Speaker 1>because you really had the you had to dig into

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<v Speaker 1>why they were sending you what they were sending you. So, uh, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the big the biggest fly manufacturer, they're going to get

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<v Speaker 1>whatever is you're going to get the guy who doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>understand why uncle exists and he wants to show off

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<v Speaker 1>that he took a fly class last week and look

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<v Speaker 1>at this wooly bugger I made. Doesn't understand that we're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to pay you anything for that because you

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<v Speaker 1>were one of how many people in that particular class?

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<v Speaker 1>How many classes went on that Tuesday? Now, dude, right?

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<v Speaker 1>So so what like what did catch your eye? What

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<v Speaker 1>caught my eye was innovative use of materials, innovative choice

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<v Speaker 1>of materials, and ultimately what really what really got me

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<v Speaker 1>excited was simplicity and a reason for the bug in

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<v Speaker 1>front of me. So when I would open up, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have a pile of boxes and envelopes on

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<v Speaker 1>my desk in the morning, all submissions, and I you

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<v Speaker 1>could tell right off of the bat which ones you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to open first because of the care they took

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<v Speaker 1>in packaging it. Yeah, you know that alone speaks volumes

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<v Speaker 1>of what you're about to see. In most cases, not

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<v Speaker 1>always right right? I mean one in particular, you can

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<v Speaker 1>wrap up a turd, real pretty man, I'll tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you a great example of a wtf did

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<v Speaker 1>you bother to send me this thing? Why? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even understand why. You know, well, wait a minute, hold

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<v Speaker 1>on one second before you do that, because that's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of that's kind of why we're having Brian on because

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, man, it would be fun all those years.

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<v Speaker 1>And I should also point out that you personally, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>came up with some incredible bugs during your tenure there.

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<v Speaker 1>I still throw the Schmidder schmitter bait and the schmitter bug,

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<v Speaker 1>which is the only fly I'm aware of that was

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<v Speaker 1>modeled after the jitterbug. So um, you know you you've

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<v Speaker 1>done this for a very long time. So that's what

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<v Speaker 1>we thought would be fun. Like, there have to be

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<v Speaker 1>some standouts before we get into there, because I I

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<v Speaker 1>know Joeys just gritting his teeth at how I'm derailing

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<v Speaker 1>this conversation, or maybe you want to get to the funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear about the w TS question, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like voraciously curious man. Go man that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not Dude. I've known Brian for a long time and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always fascinated by this like that job and there

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<v Speaker 1>because there's so many people out there that that want

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<v Speaker 1>that so badly. So to have the guy that looked

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<v Speaker 1>at all those submissions ask away. Okay, um, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think an interesting way to contextualize you, Brian, for

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners. Is there a specific fly that many many

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<v Speaker 1>folks know that you bought to market via like a submission?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, yeah, the game Changer. Yeah, we had the

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<v Speaker 1>game Changer first. All right, yeah, um, you know as

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<v Speaker 1>far as what what people submitted and you know, making

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<v Speaker 1>getting excited and making that happen, that's a that's a

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<v Speaker 1>big one. Um. I mean most of Charlie Craven's Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean everything in the past. You know, while I

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<v Speaker 1>was there for ten years, a lot of that stuff was.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the guy's brilliant. You can you can drop

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<v Speaker 1>an idea on his on his plate and in a

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<v Speaker 1>week you've got exactly what you hoped for. So to

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<v Speaker 1>give you an example, okay, So the Juju series, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>those all came out, you know while I was at Umpqua,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like, hey, you know RS two sell

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<v Speaker 1>like unbelievably well, Um, your Juju sell It's like unbelievably well,

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<v Speaker 1>do you smell what I'm stepping in here, buddy, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, oh, the juju r as to emerge her.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I go for that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know yeah that so oh on my side, I

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<v Speaker 1>got to see trends of sales too, and things that

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<v Speaker 1>would sell. And if Charlie Craven's name was attached to

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<v Speaker 1>it was gonna sell. And if it was a really

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<v Speaker 1>highly sought after pattern period, it was gonna sell. So

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<v Speaker 1>you blend those things together and holy you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>guy can come up with stuff, you know. Yeah. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so a lot of those patterns came out. You know

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<v Speaker 1>that people, I mean, everybody knows those patterns. Um, does

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<v Speaker 1>that answer your question? Is that what you totally? Totally

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<v Speaker 1>It's exactly what I was interested in, man, that is

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what I was interested So I will now cease

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<v Speaker 1>to derail the conversation and I will pass it over

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<v Speaker 1>to Joe. Joe, we can talk about the greats all day.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, Charlie Craven, awesome, Blaine Chocolate with the

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<v Speaker 1>game changer. But like, having talked to you in the past,

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<v Speaker 1>like you you were saying like you would get these

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<v Speaker 1>crumpled envelopes and It's like, why would you send a

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<v Speaker 1>fly that you want us to consider so poorly? So

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<v Speaker 1>so hit us, man, give us some examples of the

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<v Speaker 1>ones that have stuck with you after a decade of like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe somebody just sent me this. Well, one

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<v Speaker 1>in particular was I remember when hairline came out with

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<v Speaker 1>fluoresce and be chein and you know, so this goes

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<v Speaker 1>back aways and within like a month, Man, I had

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<v Speaker 1>this envelope that it was smushed to begin with. It

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<v Speaker 1>was just like a letter envelope, and inside it we're

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<v Speaker 1>some like bait holder hooks, micro bait holder hooks and

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<v Speaker 1>white thread that they just lashed this colored be chain too,

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<v Speaker 1>and inch worms those were the green ones, the San

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<v Speaker 1>Juan worms was were the hot pink ones, and they

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<v Speaker 1>were all labeled differently. Right, they just made worms out

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<v Speaker 1>of a piece of bee chain and white thread on

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<v Speaker 1>a bait hold. Nailed it, nailed it genius, right. I

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<v Speaker 1>was surprised you didn't get Like, I'm surprised you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>just get like two of those little be chains on

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<v Speaker 1>that bait holder hook with a white thread and somebody

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<v Speaker 1>be like, this is a milted egg. Yeah, you know

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<v Speaker 1>that well that, you know, to give the guy credit.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty I think it was a guy regardless, UM, give

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<v Speaker 1>give that person credit. The inch worm was exactly one inch.

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<v Speaker 1>He did cut that, you know. Yeah, so that was

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<v Speaker 1>one and it's just you open it up and you

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<v Speaker 1>you look at it and you're like, well, I responded

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<v Speaker 1>to everybody. You know, I had to, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to let him know that it got there and

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<v Speaker 1>in what condition and if that's not the condition that

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<v Speaker 1>they meant it to be in, then you know, please

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<v Speaker 1>try again. UM and or hey we're interested in We're

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<v Speaker 1>not um and those some of those just leave your

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<v Speaker 1>scratch in your head, like do we pretend to got

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<v Speaker 1>lost in the mail? Like? You know, I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be an insult with no matter what I

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<v Speaker 1>say it, I don't mean it to be. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. The funny thing about that one, though, is

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm sure, I hate to say it, but

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<v Speaker 1>they'd probably catch fish. And if you needed to get

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<v Speaker 1>like a San Juan down in a run real quick,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it would work. But I think the idea

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<v Speaker 1>of that becoming a commercial pattern, like that's where that misses.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I need to know, would never like you're

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<v Speaker 1>not making that? Oh? I mean, can I guarantee it's

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<v Speaker 1>like one of the best croppy bluegill things you could

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<v Speaker 1>tie on, you know what I mean, like just got

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<v Speaker 1>under a bobber and wait, you know, and it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a great tip, but a terrible flock. Absolutely, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's a great it's a great thought press process,

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<v Speaker 1>but but by no means royalty worthy, you know. And

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<v Speaker 1>if we're gonna tie up fingers, you know, this is

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<v Speaker 1>another thing I had to think about. Two. If we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tie up fingers, and then I mean when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying fingers factory time tying. Yeah, yeah, if we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tie up fingers, do we want them time red size

0:22:37.480 --> 0:22:45.600
<v Speaker 1>eighteen copper John's or or these right righte all month long? Man? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, so the size yeah, those like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>what's what's good? Yeah, not gonna We're not gonna do that.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the smallest size atoms you guys sold? Oh gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you it was a twenty I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was a twenty six while I was there, jeez, I

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<v Speaker 1>think and I know we did. We did special patterns

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<v Speaker 1>for for shops that were smaller um but wow, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know those were Yeah, those were Silver Creek Outfitters

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<v Speaker 1>and this is that they were going to go through

0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:22.560
<v Speaker 1>them and they kind of needed something like that, but

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't necessary for everywhere. You know. Yeah, yeah, got

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<v Speaker 1>the eight dollar tarpin flies. Man size Adams should be

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<v Speaker 1>thirty bucks, no kidding, no kidding, And yeah you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>I've I've I have literally watched girls just crying their

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<v Speaker 1>eyes out trying to parachute is I'm not even joking,

0:23:46.720 --> 0:23:50.000
<v Speaker 1>And you just stand there feeling absolutely side of fly fishing.

0:23:50.000 --> 0:23:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Nobody thinks about you just go into the nice shop

0:23:52.000 --> 0:23:53.760
<v Speaker 1>and pick them out with the little tweezers and put

0:23:53.800 --> 0:23:56.359
<v Speaker 1>them in a cup. It's like a woman cried making

0:23:56.400 --> 0:23:59.720
<v Speaker 1>that absolutely bowled her eyes out, contemplated life as she

0:23:59.760 --> 0:24:05.399
<v Speaker 1>knew it. Man, you know absolutely for that stupid twenty

0:24:05.480 --> 0:24:09.359
<v Speaker 1>six that you're gonna stick in the tree Garante. So

0:24:09.400 --> 0:24:12.359
<v Speaker 1>what else you got? Man? Sometimes you get these really

0:24:12.359 --> 0:24:14.800
<v Speaker 1>really well packaged boxes and you open it up and

0:24:14.840 --> 0:24:18.120
<v Speaker 1>you're like, oh this there's something, this could be awesome,

0:24:18.560 --> 0:24:21.119
<v Speaker 1>and and yet you keep digging at it and you

0:24:21.240 --> 0:24:29.520
<v Speaker 1>open up this diorama and literal like seventh grade school diorama,

0:24:30.080 --> 0:24:34.879
<v Speaker 1>and there's shot classes glued to this little picnic table,

0:24:35.520 --> 0:24:39.760
<v Speaker 1>and in the shot glass there's clear you know, it's

0:24:39.800 --> 0:24:41.920
<v Speaker 1>filled with a POxy and at the bottom of that

0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:48.240
<v Speaker 1>is a tied tequilo worm and there's mono tied to

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<v Speaker 1>a Yeah that's awesome, man, I's sweet. So absolutely, you know,

0:24:56.640 --> 0:24:58.920
<v Speaker 1>this is the kind of thing that you're like, Oh,

0:24:58.960 --> 0:25:01.959
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna parade this around the building and show everybody.

0:25:02.160 --> 0:25:06.440
<v Speaker 1>Whatever of these flies ended up as like desk toys.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone that we speak of today we'll have in one way,

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<v Speaker 1>shape or form, Yeah, for a for a short period

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<v Speaker 1>of time, until it was you know, returned to them. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, the diorama, there was a if I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm not mistaken, there was actually a an umbrella,

0:25:25.880 --> 0:25:29.679
<v Speaker 1>you know, like a cocktail umbrella that was spundy and

0:25:29.720 --> 0:25:31.960
<v Speaker 1>then glued to make it look like it was really

0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:35.879
<v Speaker 1>poorly done, but it was made to look like an umbrella. Okay,

0:25:35.960 --> 0:25:40.200
<v Speaker 1>So this whole diorama you get and you're like, again

0:25:40.280 --> 0:25:42.480
<v Speaker 1>scratching your head, like what am I exactly looking at?

0:25:42.520 --> 0:25:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Because is the killer worm? The fly? Is the umbrella?

0:25:46.280 --> 0:25:53.399
<v Speaker 1>The fly? Is this just a you know, right, you know,

0:25:53.480 --> 0:25:57.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't. Yeah, so that was another one that I

0:25:57.320 --> 0:25:59.600
<v Speaker 1>was just left scratching. Man, I didn't know. I didn't

0:25:59.600 --> 0:26:01.280
<v Speaker 1>know what the of it. I didn't know. I didn't

0:26:01.280 --> 0:26:03.919
<v Speaker 1>really know what to do with it. Um. I couldn't

0:26:03.960 --> 0:26:06.359
<v Speaker 1>even get to the to the tequila fly because it was,

0:26:06.440 --> 0:26:09.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, under a POxy into the shot gun. Yeah. Yeah,

0:26:10.280 --> 0:26:11.960
<v Speaker 1>it did have mondo tied to it so that you

0:26:12.000 --> 0:26:14.399
<v Speaker 1>knew that it was to look at it, you know,

0:26:14.440 --> 0:26:18.960
<v Speaker 1>it did have but you had a little picnic table

0:26:19.000 --> 0:26:21.720
<v Speaker 1>that was made out of toothpicks, and uh at the

0:26:21.720 --> 0:26:24.080
<v Speaker 1>whole nine yards man, it was. It was a little

0:26:24.080 --> 0:26:27.960
<v Speaker 1>beach scene. It was. It was phenomenal. But but yeah,

0:26:28.040 --> 0:26:31.600
<v Speaker 1>what uh, I think you've given some great advice here

0:26:31.640 --> 0:26:33.639
<v Speaker 1>for anybody ag ainy of the hopefuls out there that

0:26:33.800 --> 0:26:36.280
<v Speaker 1>think they might have that pattern on what not to do.

0:26:36.720 --> 0:26:39.359
<v Speaker 1>But um, dude, let's let's let's leave it here, like

0:26:39.400 --> 0:26:42.160
<v Speaker 1>above all else, Like the the biggest thing to consider

0:26:42.240 --> 0:26:44.200
<v Speaker 1>if you're a fly tire and you're like, I think

0:26:44.240 --> 0:26:47.480
<v Speaker 1>this has chops, what's the number one thing like thing

0:26:47.560 --> 0:26:50.240
<v Speaker 1>to check off before you even go any further with it.

0:26:50.960 --> 0:26:52.679
<v Speaker 1>You really have to have a reason for why you

0:26:52.720 --> 0:26:55.480
<v Speaker 1>did it, man. I mean you have to know that

0:26:55.520 --> 0:26:58.840
<v Speaker 1>there isn't that it isn't duplicating something. And if it

0:26:59.160 --> 0:27:02.560
<v Speaker 1>seems as if it's duplicating something, there needs to be

0:27:02.600 --> 0:27:06.199
<v Speaker 1>an evolution of why the existing didn't work and you

0:27:06.359 --> 0:27:10.439
<v Speaker 1>needed to alter it. So that was that's what I

0:27:10.480 --> 0:27:13.359
<v Speaker 1>looked for. That was the innovation. Like I said before,

0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:15.960
<v Speaker 1>that was what I was looking for, you know. And

0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 1>to be very honest with you, the Juju is probably,

0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:21.560
<v Speaker 1>in my mind, one of and this may sound silly

0:27:21.600 --> 0:27:24.000
<v Speaker 1>because of how simple it is, it's probably one of

0:27:24.040 --> 0:27:28.120
<v Speaker 1>the most innovative trout patterns out there because it took

0:27:28.160 --> 0:27:33.760
<v Speaker 1>something absolutely not trout midge pattern material and made exactly

0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:37.840
<v Speaker 1>what it should be. Sure sure. So in other words,

0:27:38.240 --> 0:27:40.240
<v Speaker 1>this fly catches a lot of fish for me and

0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:44.960
<v Speaker 1>my boys. Is not necessarily like a great jumping off points.

0:27:45.080 --> 0:27:48.600
<v Speaker 1>It's not. It's not not not unless your boys happened

0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:52.760
<v Speaker 1>to own like a really veil Valley Anglers or something,

0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:55.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, something like that. And that's the other thing

0:27:55.600 --> 0:27:57.440
<v Speaker 1>to think about too. You know, if you walk into

0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:00.560
<v Speaker 1>these shops, whether it's a flas shop or a retail

0:28:00.600 --> 0:28:04.200
<v Speaker 1>bass shop, every peg is taken, every fly box then

0:28:04.520 --> 0:28:08.359
<v Speaker 1>is filled filled you you need to you need to

0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:12.640
<v Speaker 1>relocate something to have yours in that real estate, right

0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:15.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, so if you look at a board of

0:28:15.840 --> 0:28:19.920
<v Speaker 1>winning patterns and you're like, oh, mine isn't gonna fit

0:28:19.960 --> 0:28:26.119
<v Speaker 1>in here? No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's the business

0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:27.760
<v Speaker 1>side of it. Well this was fun, man, it was

0:28:27.800 --> 0:28:30.240
<v Speaker 1>good catching up. Hey, do you have any more questions

0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:32.199
<v Speaker 1>before we sign off here? I feel like you like

0:28:32.240 --> 0:28:39.880
<v Speaker 1>you're thinking. I could see you thinking, mm hmmm, um uh,

0:28:43.360 --> 0:28:46.600
<v Speaker 1>I can think I have some follow up questions, Joe.

0:28:47.000 --> 0:28:50.400
<v Speaker 1>You and I have been kicking around, ah, you know,

0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:53.280
<v Speaker 1>in an idea for a segment called Makers, So maybe

0:28:53.280 --> 0:28:55.760
<v Speaker 1>we'll have to revisit sometimes down the line. What do

0:28:55.760 --> 0:28:58.120
<v Speaker 1>you think about that? Brian would definitely fit if we

0:28:58.160 --> 0:29:00.360
<v Speaker 1>if we end up kicking off a maker's segment of

0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:03.719
<v Speaker 1>the show, for sure. Anyway, everybody needs to look up

0:29:03.840 --> 0:29:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Brian Schmidt Bates, that's all one word, correct, Brian on

0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:11.480
<v Speaker 1>the instagrams and uh yeah, and follow him because he

0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:14.000
<v Speaker 1>makes some some some badass stuff. And one thing I

0:29:14.000 --> 0:29:16.600
<v Speaker 1>can say about you is you are absolutely not making

0:29:16.640 --> 0:29:19.640
<v Speaker 1>anything to catch Fisherman. Everything has a reason, just like

0:29:19.640 --> 0:29:22.280
<v Speaker 1>you've talked about with the flies and um, it is

0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:24.680
<v Speaker 1>all very good stuff. So yeah, man, if we kick

0:29:24.720 --> 0:29:27.120
<v Speaker 1>off some maker segment down the road, we will have

0:29:27.160 --> 0:29:29.640
<v Speaker 1>you back. But in the meantime, dude, thank you, thank

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:33.280
<v Speaker 1>you for the the funny fly fail stories. Yeah yeah, guys,

0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:38.000
<v Speaker 1>it was fun. Thank you for having me. So we

0:29:38.120 --> 0:29:40.840
<v Speaker 1>hinted at that segment about people who make stuff in fishing,

0:29:40.840 --> 0:29:43.160
<v Speaker 1>and props to you, Hayden. That was that was Hayden's

0:29:43.200 --> 0:29:49.320
<v Speaker 1>idea was Yeah, no, it was your credit yourself. Damnit. Uh,

0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:50.920
<v Speaker 1>let us know what you think about that, because we

0:29:50.960 --> 0:29:53.960
<v Speaker 1>really do value your opinion and we'd be curious to hear, um,

0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:56.280
<v Speaker 1>how many of you guys would be interested in something

0:29:56.320 --> 0:29:58.720
<v Speaker 1>like that. As a big fan of the show How

0:29:58.760 --> 0:30:03.240
<v Speaker 1>It's Made, I'm all for it. Yeah, you you also

0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:06.040
<v Speaker 1>like How It's Made? There, Joe, do you like How

0:30:06.080 --> 0:30:10.160
<v Speaker 1>It's Mad? Do you really? I see? I figured you, like,

0:30:10.200 --> 0:30:12.760
<v Speaker 1>I figured you were gonna give me crap for that. No, no,

0:30:12.760 --> 0:30:14.720
<v Speaker 1>no, no no, what I like? Here's the thing, man, here's

0:30:14.720 --> 0:30:17.800
<v Speaker 1>the thing. I can't stand to watch it that like,

0:30:17.920 --> 0:30:20.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't like it's hard for me to just watch

0:30:20.600 --> 0:30:23.360
<v Speaker 1>something that's like purely entertainment, like Family Guy is like

0:30:23.440 --> 0:30:25.680
<v Speaker 1>not something I'm interested in. It has to have some

0:30:25.720 --> 0:30:27.840
<v Speaker 1>sort of like even if it's drunk history. I watched

0:30:27.880 --> 0:30:31.640
<v Speaker 1>drunk History all the time because I'm like, Okay, well

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 1>it's funny, but I'm also like kind of learning some ship.

0:30:34.760 --> 0:30:38.280
<v Speaker 1>You know. I'm really surprised. I was expecting to get

0:30:38.360 --> 0:30:41.120
<v Speaker 1>some some flak for that, because it's like, at some

0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:45.280
<v Speaker 1>point robot Chicken loses its appeal and I just want

0:30:45.280 --> 0:30:47.560
<v Speaker 1>to like sit with a bourbon and listen to the

0:30:47.600 --> 0:30:50.240
<v Speaker 1>common narrative about how space heaters are made after a

0:30:50.280 --> 0:30:52.760
<v Speaker 1>long day. It's like it's like a sedative, but in

0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:56.120
<v Speaker 1>a very good way, you know how. Well, yeah, man,

0:30:56.200 --> 0:30:59.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm gonna keep that in my back pocket next time.

0:30:59.600 --> 0:31:02.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm having trouble falling to sleep and I haven't watched

0:31:02.160 --> 0:31:05.800
<v Speaker 1>it in a little bit. But anyway, Uh, listeners, please

0:31:05.880 --> 0:31:08.680
<v Speaker 1>let us know how you feel about that maker segment

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:12.920
<v Speaker 1>and let our audio engineer Phil know why you think

0:31:13.200 --> 0:31:17.840
<v Speaker 1>I was the dominator in this week's fish News. Fish

0:31:17.840 --> 0:31:24.719
<v Speaker 1>News that escalated quickly, real quick before we jump in,

0:31:24.760 --> 0:31:27.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, by listening to request. We spent a lot

0:31:27.200 --> 0:31:32.320
<v Speaker 1>of time on prostitutes on ice last week, which was

0:31:32.400 --> 0:31:35.360
<v Speaker 1>fun and formative at all. But um, some big things

0:31:35.520 --> 0:31:39.040
<v Speaker 1>also happened in Florida right recently that we've we've yet

0:31:39.080 --> 0:31:40.840
<v Speaker 1>to touch on, and we just want to do that

0:31:40.920 --> 0:31:43.800
<v Speaker 1>briefly here and you'll understand why. Um. Not long ago

0:31:43.880 --> 0:31:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I reported on what was a big win for Captains

0:31:46.480 --> 0:31:48.440
<v Speaker 1>for Clean Water. I say was, and that's going to

0:31:48.480 --> 0:31:51.960
<v Speaker 1>be important. Um. Back in November, the Army Corps of

0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Engineers finally revised its plan for how Lake Okeechobi's water

0:31:56.080 --> 0:31:59.680
<v Speaker 1>will get managed. As a reminder, um, Laco used to

0:31:59.760 --> 0:32:04.920
<v Speaker 1>let water naturally filter south to the Everglades, and that

0:32:05.040 --> 0:32:07.360
<v Speaker 1>water has now been diverted east and west, and that's

0:32:07.400 --> 0:32:10.800
<v Speaker 1>now killing the Everglades, it's starving them. At the time,

0:32:11.040 --> 0:32:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Captains for Clean Water said, you know, hey, look the

0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:15.400
<v Speaker 1>war is not over. But this new plan is a

0:32:15.480 --> 0:32:18.360
<v Speaker 1>great first step for the future the Everglades, as the

0:32:18.360 --> 0:32:21.240
<v Speaker 1>new plan made a lot more sense than m the

0:32:21.320 --> 0:32:24.520
<v Speaker 1>previous water management plans. So just a few short months ago,

0:32:24.680 --> 0:32:28.160
<v Speaker 1>this this felt like a step in the right direction. Yeah.

0:32:28.280 --> 0:32:32.959
<v Speaker 1>So uh, Now, the folks that benefit like the most

0:32:33.400 --> 0:32:37.080
<v Speaker 1>from water diversions are the folks in the sugar industry,

0:32:37.160 --> 0:32:40.880
<v Speaker 1>and in in Florida, that's known as big sugar. Right, Um,

0:32:41.080 --> 0:32:46.000
<v Speaker 1>these are incredibly influential people in Florida and now they're

0:32:46.040 --> 0:32:51.000
<v Speaker 1>trying to fast track bill s B two five zero eight.

0:32:51.400 --> 0:32:53.680
<v Speaker 1>And in simple terms, this bill is tied to budget

0:32:53.680 --> 0:32:57.000
<v Speaker 1>procedure and therefore is not intended to undergo like substantial

0:32:57.040 --> 0:33:00.880
<v Speaker 1>policy change. Uh. There would only be one chance for

0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:03.880
<v Speaker 1>public comment, and if it passes, Florida could be left

0:33:03.920 --> 0:33:08.640
<v Speaker 1>with outdated, like nineteen forties approach to managing their waterways.

0:33:08.920 --> 0:33:13.480
<v Speaker 1>It would also mean three million in Everglades restoration money

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:17.400
<v Speaker 1>held hostage by the bills passing. So no good. Yeah,

0:33:17.440 --> 0:33:19.040
<v Speaker 1>it's it's a bad deal and it kind of came

0:33:19.120 --> 0:33:21.280
<v Speaker 1>up out of nowhere. So what we're encouraging you guys

0:33:21.280 --> 0:33:23.200
<v Speaker 1>to do to actually head over to the Meat Eatter

0:33:23.280 --> 0:33:25.880
<v Speaker 1>dot com and read the detailed story about this by

0:33:25.880 --> 0:33:30.000
<v Speaker 1>our colleague Maggie Hudlow. She was actually in Tallahassee on

0:33:30.040 --> 0:33:32.840
<v Speaker 1>the ground for the rally held by a ton of

0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:37.000
<v Speaker 1>captains to protest. Yeah, yeah, she was down there doing

0:33:37.000 --> 0:33:39.200
<v Speaker 1>her thing. And even if you don't read the story,

0:33:39.280 --> 0:33:41.120
<v Speaker 1>or if even if you don't ever plan to fish

0:33:41.160 --> 0:33:44.120
<v Speaker 1>in Florida, at minimum, take one minute to go to

0:33:44.200 --> 0:33:47.280
<v Speaker 1>Captain's for Clean water dot org and sign their petition.

0:33:47.400 --> 0:33:50.560
<v Speaker 1>It takes seconds. Uh, you don't get out on any

0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:52.640
<v Speaker 1>email lists, they promise, and I know for a fact

0:33:52.680 --> 0:33:57.280
<v Speaker 1>you won't. Just doing that can really make a difference. Yeah,

0:33:57.320 --> 0:34:00.960
<v Speaker 1>And while we're on this, like conservation be a little

0:34:01.000 --> 0:34:04.240
<v Speaker 1>bit here um listeners, Joe and I have been talking

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:06.520
<v Speaker 1>and we came up with a little idea that we

0:34:06.680 --> 0:34:09.560
<v Speaker 1>I guess we'd also like your input on UM. We

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:12.120
<v Speaker 1>only have so much time with you guys each week,

0:34:12.160 --> 0:34:14.360
<v Speaker 1>and because of that, we're only hitting one news story

0:34:14.400 --> 0:34:16.279
<v Speaker 1>of piece, and we like to have a little bit

0:34:16.280 --> 0:34:17.400
<v Speaker 1>of fun here on Ben. We don't want it to

0:34:17.440 --> 0:34:19.920
<v Speaker 1>be all like doom and gloom. We wanted to be entertaining,

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 1>but you know, we strive to kind of make a

0:34:25.080 --> 0:34:27.439
<v Speaker 1>combination here meet in the middle ground where we're giving

0:34:27.440 --> 0:34:29.560
<v Speaker 1>you some entertainment, but we're also giving you some like

0:34:29.680 --> 0:34:34.200
<v Speaker 1>important information, and sometimes that means that we're not able

0:34:34.239 --> 0:34:37.400
<v Speaker 1>to hit every conservation story out there. So we're going

0:34:37.440 --> 0:34:40.200
<v Speaker 1>to try something at the top of news starting next

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:44.319
<v Speaker 1>week called Conservation Minutes. Yeah, because we think we think

0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:46.920
<v Speaker 1>it's important that you guys know what's going on. Even

0:34:46.960 --> 0:34:49.360
<v Speaker 1>if we're not detailing every one of those stories. So

0:34:49.400 --> 0:34:51.600
<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be just a very quick hit on

0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:53.920
<v Speaker 1>what's going on in the fish conservation realm, and of

0:34:53.920 --> 0:34:57.120
<v Speaker 1>course we'll keep working. The biggest stories are the ones

0:34:57.200 --> 0:34:59.759
<v Speaker 1>we think are our most important or interesting to all

0:35:00.719 --> 0:35:04.640
<v Speaker 1>right into the regular news coverage. But we're pumped to

0:35:04.680 --> 0:35:08.080
<v Speaker 1>try that. I think that'll be good. I think more informed.

0:35:08.120 --> 0:35:09.279
<v Speaker 1>I think it's gonna be good. And you know, we

0:35:09.320 --> 0:35:12.960
<v Speaker 1>have so many like talented colleagues over here at Meat

0:35:12.960 --> 0:35:16.399
<v Speaker 1>Eater that cover this stuff in ways that we might

0:35:16.440 --> 0:35:20.479
<v Speaker 1>not have time to in this like podcast format, so

0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:23.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, we'll we'll also be kind of directing you

0:35:23.520 --> 0:35:25.400
<v Speaker 1>to a bunch of that stuff. And man, I I

0:35:25.520 --> 0:35:27.279
<v Speaker 1>think it's gonna it's gonna be good. And I think

0:35:27.320 --> 0:35:29.560
<v Speaker 1>for the people who are really interested in that kind

0:35:29.600 --> 0:35:32.160
<v Speaker 1>of thing, like I am and like you are, Joe,

0:35:32.200 --> 0:35:34.400
<v Speaker 1>it's going to be kind of a valuable, like you know,

0:35:34.560 --> 0:35:37.600
<v Speaker 1>kind of what do they call it, like an aggregation

0:35:37.960 --> 0:35:41.680
<v Speaker 1>of important conservation news. Yeah, it basically just lets us,

0:35:41.920 --> 0:35:43.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, keep you keep you up on the important

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:46.919
<v Speaker 1>stuff when like something so good like prostitutes on ice

0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:51.720
<v Speaker 1>comes along and we just can't leave that alone anyway.

0:35:51.760 --> 0:35:54.239
<v Speaker 1>So that's we did a joint report on prostitutes on

0:35:54.280 --> 0:35:57.200
<v Speaker 1>ice last week, which means getting back to normal. Here,

0:35:57.320 --> 0:36:01.919
<v Speaker 1>it's your lead this week. What do you got? Okay, Joe?

0:36:02.360 --> 0:36:05.880
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna start with the question, man, what is

0:36:05.920 --> 0:36:10.879
<v Speaker 1>the weirdest thing that you've ever caught? A foul ball

0:36:10.960 --> 0:36:17.640
<v Speaker 1>hit by Mooki Wilson bullshit. Yeah, I'm not kidding when

0:36:17.640 --> 0:36:21.080
<v Speaker 1>I was a little kid. Oh oh, I get it.

0:36:21.719 --> 0:36:25.960
<v Speaker 1>You're not You're catch got you? Okay, I'm messing with you.

0:36:26.040 --> 0:36:27.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, dude. I have caught so many weird

0:36:27.800 --> 0:36:31.279
<v Speaker 1>things that like, I don't even know. There's not one

0:36:31.320 --> 0:36:34.560
<v Speaker 1>that springs to mind, is like damn right right now,

0:36:35.280 --> 0:36:39.040
<v Speaker 1>we've all gone a barracuda in Jersey once. That's pretty weird.

0:36:39.040 --> 0:36:42.440
<v Speaker 1>A little tiny barracuda in Jersey about that. So we've

0:36:42.480 --> 0:36:45.799
<v Speaker 1>all gone out, we've all caught a non target species,

0:36:46.120 --> 0:36:48.720
<v Speaker 1>like you know, you're going for catfish or whatever and

0:36:48.800 --> 0:36:51.239
<v Speaker 1>you hit a I don't know, a barracuda in New

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Jersey because those are definitely fresh and saltwater speak. But

0:36:55.640 --> 0:36:58.560
<v Speaker 1>have you ever have you ever caught the wrong class

0:36:58.719 --> 0:37:04.520
<v Speaker 1>of animal? Wrong class of animal, like the wrong phylum

0:37:04.560 --> 0:37:06.960
<v Speaker 1>in the in the in the Latin, I don't well

0:37:08.320 --> 0:37:10.800
<v Speaker 1>caught something that was an animal but not a fish.

0:37:10.880 --> 0:37:14.680
<v Speaker 1>I've hooked a million birds like throwing lures, a striper

0:37:14.719 --> 0:37:17.719
<v Speaker 1>blitz and like gulls, you know, every once in a while. See, man,

0:37:17.760 --> 0:37:20.239
<v Speaker 1>you don't gotta be about windmills. He don't gotta be

0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:24.000
<v Speaker 1>worried about windmills killing birds. It's just Joe Surmelie. Uh So.

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<v Speaker 1>So the story comes from NBC ten in Boston. Angler Keith,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's pronounced plassan, which is uh it might

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<v Speaker 1>be anyway. Keith Keith was an ice fisherman from Massachusetts.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh And he knew he had something big on his

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<v Speaker 1>tip up, but I don't think he expected that something

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<v Speaker 1>to be thirty pounds and furry. You see, Keith caught himself.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a joke. There's a joke there. And what he

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<v Speaker 1>just said, I'll tell you what. I was ice fish

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<v Speaker 1>with my dog and he was running into into like

0:37:54.520 --> 0:37:56.200
<v Speaker 1>this group. Next was he ran into all their tip

0:37:56.239 --> 0:37:58.600
<v Speaker 1>ups and they almost caught something a thirty pounds in

0:37:58.640 --> 0:38:01.239
<v Speaker 1>furry in the in the way of Boone the yellow lab.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh So, he caught himself an otter um. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>video I saw young Lady did this. I had a

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<v Speaker 1>feeling you were going to. Yeah. So there's a video

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<v Speaker 1>of the incident itself, as well as an interview with

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<v Speaker 1>NBC ten that Keith decided to take in his car

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason. It's like hilarious. There are tubs of

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<v Speaker 1>gear and shipped behind him. So, I mean, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I would you for the news and you're sitting in

0:38:26.000 --> 0:38:28.960
<v Speaker 1>your truck. It's weird. I loved it, man, I think

0:38:29.000 --> 0:38:31.600
<v Speaker 1>I'd like this dude. Anyhow, the interview in the footage

0:38:31.640 --> 0:38:35.000
<v Speaker 1>they used are like pretty vanilla, you know, very NBC ten.

0:38:35.600 --> 0:38:39.440
<v Speaker 1>But I found the dude's Instagram and holy sh it,

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<v Speaker 1>is his video way more. I'll send it to It's

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Keith's custom would flags do make some like pretty cool

0:38:48.640 --> 0:38:52.000
<v Speaker 1>wood flags? And the very first thing on that Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>page is the uh is the video? So to get

0:38:56.600 --> 0:38:59.440
<v Speaker 1>into that video, first off, the dude is swearing like

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<v Speaker 1>a sale and that's not only relatable, but it also

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<v Speaker 1>makes way more sense why NBC ten used approximately six

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<v Speaker 1>seconds of this minute long video because I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure those were the only six seconds where

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<v Speaker 1>there wasn't a swear share between the two anglers in it. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>that's part one that I really like about this video.

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<v Speaker 1>My next favorite part of the video is what Keith's

0:39:22.440 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 1>buddy tries to do, which, um, I mean it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like he tries to gill lift the otter in the

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<v Speaker 1>same way you might try to gill lift a pike. Uh,

0:39:33.400 --> 0:39:35.439
<v Speaker 1>there are ce I didn't see any of this because

0:39:35.440 --> 0:39:37.680
<v Speaker 1>I've only seen the NBC ten. It was very tame.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so funny. Um. The first problem is that an

0:39:42.960 --> 0:39:46.120
<v Speaker 1>otter does not have gills, making it hard to gil lift.

0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:50.879
<v Speaker 1>The second problem is what otters do have, and that

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<v Speaker 1>is insanely sharp teeth. If you want to see what

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<v Speaker 1>a piste off outer can do, go ahead and google

0:39:56.480 --> 0:40:01.719
<v Speaker 1>otter attack and Hotter? Will you up very well? They

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<v Speaker 1>want to kill him all over in Britain. Yeah, right right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what we call a call back in the industry, fellas. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>Very wisely, Keith dissuades his companion from trying to handle

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<v Speaker 1>the otter any further. Now, you hear Keith say that

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to cut the line, But then he changed

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<v Speaker 1>his heart and things that he might be able to

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<v Speaker 1>get the hook out as it's already in the corner

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<v Speaker 1>of like the otter's mouth, like it's just barely in there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like this otter like swallow. No, that's another

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<v Speaker 1>thing that makes a story like palpable. If you had

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<v Speaker 1>had like a writhing otter in there, that would not

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<v Speaker 1>have been great Anyhow. This otter is, I got to mention,

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<v Speaker 1>the otter is adorable and honestly like remarkably calm during

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<v Speaker 1>the whole ordeal. It just kind of like comes up

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<v Speaker 1>like if you ever see like the National Geographic where

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<v Speaker 1>they like videotape like seals coming through like the ice

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<v Speaker 1>holes in the Antarctic. It's just like it's just like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of coming up and like taking some breaths, and

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't seem overly angry. Um, It not thrashing, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not biting at everything. And dare I say it's snoot

0:41:04.960 --> 0:41:10.560
<v Speaker 1>looks very popable. Oh man, do you participate in Snooter

0:41:10.640 --> 0:41:13.360
<v Speaker 1>Saturday with your dog on Instagram? No? But I boomed

0:41:13.400 --> 0:41:17.840
<v Speaker 1>that dog Snoot all the time. Dude, I can't disagree

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<v Speaker 1>with this because I gotta tell you, like you can't

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<v Speaker 1>help but feel a little bad for it, right, because

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<v Speaker 1>like it's struggling down there, and then when they finally

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<v Speaker 1>do get it through the hole, and like his little

0:41:27.360 --> 0:41:29.600
<v Speaker 1>nose just comes up and he's just like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>felt I felt bad for the otter. I felt bad

0:41:32.040 --> 0:41:34.640
<v Speaker 1>for him because he wasn't he was kind of cute anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>In the interview on NBC ten, Keith mentions that he

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<v Speaker 1>was sure he had a state record on the line,

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<v Speaker 1>and although it may not have been the walley or

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<v Speaker 1>muskie or whatever else he was hoping for, I'd say

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<v Speaker 1>you can confidently claim the Massachusetts otter catch and release

0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:52.520
<v Speaker 1>record through the ice. I think this was a cool story.

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<v Speaker 1>And what I appreciate is I know that feeling of

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<v Speaker 1>having something on the line and you're like I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea what I have on here, dude, but like

0:42:00.000 --> 0:42:02.640
<v Speaker 1>whatever this is, like this is some crazy ship right now,

0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:04.719
<v Speaker 1>and like you're just going through your head of like

0:42:04.800 --> 0:42:09.520
<v Speaker 1>fifty muskie or thirty pound wall like crazy. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I would have like thought, I would have been

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<v Speaker 1>like god, damn, I would have been pissed. It would

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<v Speaker 1>have been pissed that it wasn't a fish. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I did feel bad for the little guy a little. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the otter is adorable, but you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I actually my question was how often does stuff like

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<v Speaker 1>this happen? And as it turns out, Joe, it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of happens like a lot. He is, by no leans. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's by no means like the first person to catch

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<v Speaker 1>an otter through the ice. If you if you just

0:42:38.719 --> 0:42:41.640
<v Speaker 1>google otter through the ice and you click the little

0:42:41.719 --> 0:42:44.640
<v Speaker 1>video thing, a bunch of ship comes up. I'm same

0:42:44.719 --> 0:42:49.040
<v Speaker 1>with muskrats, beavers not so much. But you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>interesting the mamalion by catch that uh seems mostly through

0:42:54.239 --> 0:42:57.160
<v Speaker 1>the ice. Because this happened more. I would bet it

0:42:57.200 --> 0:42:59.960
<v Speaker 1>happens more ice fishing than open water. You've never heard

0:43:00.000 --> 0:43:04.320
<v Speaker 1>of it open world. Well, Joe are very own Brody Henderson.

0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:07.800
<v Speaker 1>I showed him this video and he told me about

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<v Speaker 1>a tangle he got in with a an otter while

0:43:10.760 --> 0:43:14.480
<v Speaker 1>he was streamer fishing one time. Yep. So I mean,

0:43:14.719 --> 0:43:17.000
<v Speaker 1>did it actually go for the streamer? Because because I

0:43:17.000 --> 0:43:20.040
<v Speaker 1>know people that have snagged beavers um. In fact, I

0:43:20.080 --> 0:43:22.480
<v Speaker 1>know somebody had happened to at night while mouse fishing,

0:43:22.800 --> 0:43:26.200
<v Speaker 1>but it didn't eat the fly. Yeah, no, I I

0:43:26.840 --> 0:43:28.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't ask him too much about I mean, like you know.

0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:31.880
<v Speaker 1>We we we're very hard at work in the mediator

0:43:31.960 --> 0:43:35.680
<v Speaker 1>office and sometimes it doesn't allow for extended conversation. I'll

0:43:35.680 --> 0:43:39.400
<v Speaker 1>ask him about it, um, but no, My my impression

0:43:39.440 --> 0:43:44.160
<v Speaker 1>was that the otter went for the streamer man. I mean,

0:43:44.440 --> 0:43:46.560
<v Speaker 1>that's what they do, that's how they feed. I can

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<v Speaker 1>see it. I've never I've never had that happen. I've never,

0:43:49.400 --> 0:43:51.319
<v Speaker 1>at least I've never seen anything in person, though I

0:43:51.360 --> 0:43:53.680
<v Speaker 1>do know of a confirmed account from a buddy of

0:43:53.719 --> 0:43:58.920
<v Speaker 1>mine that hooked a freaking seal in the mouth trolling

0:43:59.160 --> 0:44:02.640
<v Speaker 1>a rubber show for stripers. Now, they're extremely smart, like

0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:04.680
<v Speaker 1>kind of like dolphins. You don't ever hear anybody hooking

0:44:05.200 --> 0:44:07.439
<v Speaker 1>a dolphin that like, like a dolphin never eats your lore.

0:44:07.480 --> 0:44:11.959
<v Speaker 1>They eat and you know, yeah, because they know it's fake.

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<v Speaker 1>And I always thought, you know, seals were pretty smart too,

0:44:15.920 --> 0:44:20.040
<v Speaker 1>and not that one. But they were literally trolling back

0:44:20.120 --> 0:44:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Bay along these sod banks and I remember seeing the

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<v Speaker 1>video of it, the reels just dumping and they're like,

0:44:27.400 --> 0:44:29.760
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, this is an eighty pound striper or something.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a light rod. It's just dumping, and then like

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<v Speaker 1>a mile back up with it with with his a

0:44:36.600 --> 0:44:41.319
<v Speaker 1>storm had right in the corner of his mouth. That's

0:44:41.400 --> 0:44:43.840
<v Speaker 1>that's the only time I've no God, no, they just

0:44:43.960 --> 0:44:45.920
<v Speaker 1>ended up cutting a lot like you weren't reeling that

0:44:46.000 --> 0:44:47.759
<v Speaker 1>in that there was no way you were working it

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<v Speaker 1>to the boat, and as if you chased it, it

0:44:50.840 --> 0:44:53.600
<v Speaker 1>would just swim a million miles an hour the other direction,

0:44:53.680 --> 0:44:56.799
<v Speaker 1>like there was no catching up. So uh yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>please enter your password. You have one unheard message. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>hey man, thanks for us the audio for like a

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<v Speaker 1>sixth time in a row. Now, um, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>if this happens to gonna find a new host. Totally unprofessional.

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<v Speaker 1>End of message, Delete press seven, save deleted. All right,

0:45:25.320 --> 0:45:27.800
<v Speaker 1>so we'll go from let's go from cute little otters

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<v Speaker 1>to stone called death. About that, because, as Sergeant Barnes

0:45:31.760 --> 0:45:36.960
<v Speaker 1>once famously said, everybody gotta die sometime, right, And if

0:45:36.960 --> 0:45:39.640
<v Speaker 1>you're a fisherman, why not give back to the fishes

0:45:39.640 --> 0:45:42.239
<v Speaker 1>when you kick the bucket by having yourself memorialized in

0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:45.600
<v Speaker 1>an artificial reef ball. It creates habitats for the things

0:45:45.680 --> 0:45:47.600
<v Speaker 1>you spent your entire life ripping from the sea and

0:45:47.680 --> 0:45:52.160
<v Speaker 1>dropping in hot conola oil. It only seems I needed

0:45:52.200 --> 0:45:55.359
<v Speaker 1>to point out that you just missed a way up

0:45:55.480 --> 0:45:59.480
<v Speaker 1>sleeping with the fishes. Pun but go ahead, Yeah, you're right. Yeah,

0:45:59.480 --> 0:46:02.960
<v Speaker 1>shame one, shame on me. Anyway. Reef ball memorials. This

0:46:03.040 --> 0:46:05.759
<v Speaker 1>is not new, okay. Florida Bay's company, Eternal Reefs, has

0:46:05.800 --> 0:46:09.239
<v Speaker 1>been providing this service since the late nineteen eighties. Uh.

0:46:09.280 --> 0:46:12.640
<v Speaker 1>And they take the cremated remains of folks, they mixed

0:46:12.680 --> 0:46:15.279
<v Speaker 1>them with concrete, cast them into a reef ball and

0:46:15.280 --> 0:46:17.840
<v Speaker 1>then drop that to the bottom. Let you get the story,

0:46:18.480 --> 0:46:21.839
<v Speaker 1>what is it? Because that's way more palatable than being

0:46:21.880 --> 0:46:26.480
<v Speaker 1>turned into chumh. Yes, we're gonna get to that though,

0:46:26.520 --> 0:46:29.200
<v Speaker 1>because I kind of suggest that later and you'll understand why.

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<v Speaker 1>According to the story I'm pulling from, and this is

0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:34.480
<v Speaker 1>in the Guardian, there are more than three thousand of

0:46:34.520 --> 0:46:37.960
<v Speaker 1>these memorial reef balls in twenty five offshore sites ranging

0:46:38.000 --> 0:46:41.359
<v Speaker 1>from Texas to New Jersey. Friends and family are then

0:46:41.360 --> 0:46:45.919
<v Speaker 1>provided with the GPS coordinates of their loved ones reef ball.

0:46:47.480 --> 0:46:50.799
<v Speaker 1>So if the dead coral wasn't enough for you, you

0:46:50.840 --> 0:46:54.160
<v Speaker 1>can also be dead. So well, hey man, but these

0:46:54.160 --> 0:46:57.239
<v Speaker 1>are you're jumping the gun because these promote coral growth, right,

0:46:57.280 --> 0:47:01.200
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I get the impression that this service based

0:47:01.239 --> 0:47:03.400
<v Speaker 1>on your reaction because you've never heard of it was

0:47:03.480 --> 0:47:06.000
<v Speaker 1>kind of low key, right. I I had heard about

0:47:06.000 --> 0:47:08.160
<v Speaker 1>it many years ago. In fact, I remember reporting about

0:47:08.200 --> 0:47:11.279
<v Speaker 1>it almost twenty years ago at Saltwater Sportsman. But since then,

0:47:11.320 --> 0:47:14.240
<v Speaker 1>a couple of things have changed, right, people in general,

0:47:14.400 --> 0:47:18.120
<v Speaker 1>the next generation, maybe your generation, has gotten a lot

0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:22.600
<v Speaker 1>more eco friendly, and eco friendly alternatives to traditional burial

0:47:22.680 --> 0:47:24.880
<v Speaker 1>have gotten more and more trendy. Then you add in

0:47:24.920 --> 0:47:27.240
<v Speaker 1>the pandemic, which I guess made people think the entire

0:47:27.280 --> 0:47:31.360
<v Speaker 1>population of Earth was doomed, and reef ball memorials have surged.

0:47:31.719 --> 0:47:35.280
<v Speaker 1>In fact, Eternal Reefs says uh the number of annual

0:47:35.360 --> 0:47:42.040
<v Speaker 1>requests for information tripled during the pandemic. Right, so Eternal

0:47:42.080 --> 0:47:45.600
<v Speaker 1>Reef also has competition. Now there are other companies doing

0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:47.839
<v Speaker 1>the same thing. Matter of fact, according to the story,

0:47:47.840 --> 0:47:51.000
<v Speaker 1>and operation recently started doing this in the U k Um.

0:47:51.040 --> 0:47:53.200
<v Speaker 1>And it's not a simple startup because you need a

0:47:53.200 --> 0:47:55.759
<v Speaker 1>lot of government permits and permission to just go start

0:47:55.920 --> 0:47:59.399
<v Speaker 1>dumping things offshore. Right. You can't just run out there

0:47:59.680 --> 0:48:02.080
<v Speaker 1>in your in your boys boat. Um. But the guys

0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:04.920
<v Speaker 1>who run the operation over there say they are bombarded

0:48:04.960 --> 0:48:08.719
<v Speaker 1>by calls from folks looking to replicate the model. These

0:48:08.719 --> 0:48:11.399
<v Speaker 1>are people, Yeah, they want to get in on the

0:48:11.440 --> 0:48:15.520
<v Speaker 1>incorporating dead people into reef balls action. Personally, I've always

0:48:15.520 --> 0:48:17.480
<v Speaker 1>thought this was kind of cool, right, and and as

0:48:17.480 --> 0:48:20.480
<v Speaker 1>a man that has fished a lot of artificial reefs,

0:48:20.560 --> 0:48:23.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm very much for them. And they certainly do work.

0:48:23.640 --> 0:48:26.719
<v Speaker 1>Like you mentioned, Carl, it's not just habitat. They give

0:48:26.840 --> 0:48:30.640
<v Speaker 1>corals and things places to cling to um and so

0:48:30.680 --> 0:48:33.400
<v Speaker 1>there's no denying that they create habitat and it's a

0:48:33.440 --> 0:48:36.680
<v Speaker 1>way to promote life after you're gone. And here's a

0:48:36.760 --> 0:48:39.960
<v Speaker 1>quote from the piece. You're providing structure for fish to

0:48:40.000 --> 0:48:42.080
<v Speaker 1>swim through and a place for plants to grow, said

0:48:42.120 --> 0:48:45.439
<v Speaker 1>seventy seven year old Janet Hawk of Indianapolis. My first

0:48:45.440 --> 0:48:48.640
<v Speaker 1>impression was that they were really ugly. Then I thought, oh,

0:48:48.640 --> 0:48:50.440
<v Speaker 1>it would be so nice to be down there with

0:48:50.560 --> 0:48:53.440
<v Speaker 1>little orange fish darting through the holes in my ball.

0:48:58.520 --> 0:49:00.480
<v Speaker 1>No reaction to you, I'm going to take the joke

0:49:00.560 --> 0:49:04.040
<v Speaker 1>there on. Sometimes there's just no sport in it. Man.

0:49:04.320 --> 0:49:06.359
<v Speaker 1>That was it was a useless quote that I threw

0:49:06.400 --> 0:49:08.440
<v Speaker 1>in there just for that, and you just huffed at

0:49:08.480 --> 0:49:10.680
<v Speaker 1>me anyway. But you know, it's even more trendy than

0:49:10.760 --> 0:49:14.320
<v Speaker 1>eco friendly alternatives to shift these days, super hardcore eco

0:49:14.400 --> 0:49:17.480
<v Speaker 1>people cutting down trendy eco friendly alternatives and telling you

0:49:17.520 --> 0:49:21.080
<v Speaker 1>why they're not actually that good for the I love

0:49:21.160 --> 0:49:26.120
<v Speaker 1>this game. Okay, so uh. In the story, according to

0:49:26.600 --> 0:49:31.080
<v Speaker 1>Rosie Inman Cook, manager of the Natural Death Center charity,

0:49:31.640 --> 0:49:37.040
<v Speaker 1>cremation is a disaster because she says, it releases of

0:49:37.080 --> 0:49:42.040
<v Speaker 1>carbon dioxide into the atmosphere with each body. Furthermore, the

0:49:42.120 --> 0:49:45.680
<v Speaker 1>concrete manufacturing industry is responsible for eight percent of global

0:49:45.760 --> 0:49:47.800
<v Speaker 1>CEO two emissions. Okay, let me let me tell you

0:49:48.080 --> 0:49:50.080
<v Speaker 1>back to your chum, right, yeah, well, let me tell

0:49:50.080 --> 0:49:52.000
<v Speaker 1>you like the problem with her logic. You know, it

0:49:52.040 --> 0:49:56.520
<v Speaker 1>creates a lot more carbon dioxide people who are still alive.

0:49:59.440 --> 0:50:03.319
<v Speaker 1>You're right, So what's the alternative? Then you run up

0:50:03.320 --> 0:50:05.719
<v Speaker 1>the chum. I wasn't thinking that, but I mean, if

0:50:05.760 --> 0:50:09.040
<v Speaker 1>you think about it, what's what's more eco friendly? Is

0:50:09.280 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 1>an old school burial at sea? Right? Like if you

0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:16.440
<v Speaker 1>if you that also promotes and sustains life, does it not?

0:50:16.680 --> 0:50:18.880
<v Speaker 1>If you just weighed somebody down with sand in like

0:50:18.880 --> 0:50:22.919
<v Speaker 1>a biode garritable bag, the crabs would thrive and so

0:50:23.000 --> 0:50:26.640
<v Speaker 1>on and so forth. Um, anyway, I I still think

0:50:26.640 --> 0:50:30.520
<v Speaker 1>it's a neat idea despite the CEO two emissions, though,

0:50:31.040 --> 0:50:33.120
<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you I was thinking about this right.

0:50:33.480 --> 0:50:36.839
<v Speaker 1>If I did it, I wouldn't want my reef ball

0:50:36.960 --> 0:50:39.160
<v Speaker 1>dropped on a reef I'd asked to be dropped in

0:50:39.200 --> 0:50:41.960
<v Speaker 1>like a really popular lake cove in the middle of

0:50:41.960 --> 0:50:44.680
<v Speaker 1>the night, so it would just like snag the ship

0:50:44.880 --> 0:50:47.239
<v Speaker 1>out of lures and stuff. So like every time your

0:50:47.239 --> 0:50:49.200
<v Speaker 1>boys are there, they'd be like, God, damn it, Smelli

0:50:49.280 --> 0:50:53.399
<v Speaker 1>just got another asshole, or or like put it. Put

0:50:53.400 --> 0:50:57.000
<v Speaker 1>it somewhere really inconvenient, like where voters had to market

0:50:57.200 --> 0:51:00.239
<v Speaker 1>to know to avoid me. But then sit, I can

0:51:00.280 --> 0:51:02.880
<v Speaker 1>watch boats that weren't aware of me lose props and ship.

0:51:03.239 --> 0:51:10.440
<v Speaker 1>So like I'm creating habitat and laughter in death. Heyden,

0:51:10.480 --> 0:51:12.439
<v Speaker 1>can we sign you up for a reef ball? I'll

0:51:12.480 --> 0:51:14.479
<v Speaker 1>make sure it gets wherever he wanted to go? Yeah,

0:51:14.520 --> 0:51:18.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean, um, gosh, do I have a lot of man,

0:51:18.840 --> 0:51:21.480
<v Speaker 1>I have so many thoughts about this. Man, I have

0:51:21.520 --> 0:51:24.840
<v Speaker 1>so many thoughts giself. You know, I'll tell you a

0:51:24.840 --> 0:51:27.560
<v Speaker 1>funny thing that I was thinking off air once we

0:51:27.840 --> 0:51:32.880
<v Speaker 1>once we stop this recording. Uh, They're welcome listeners. You

0:51:33.080 --> 0:51:37.640
<v Speaker 1>know what that is? Also like like do you know

0:51:37.719 --> 0:51:40.279
<v Speaker 1>what like the red tape around this is like primarily

0:51:40.480 --> 0:51:42.720
<v Speaker 1>is it just like creating structure. Does it have anything

0:51:42.719 --> 0:51:46.640
<v Speaker 1>to do with like the disposal of a body? No, no, no, no, no, no,

0:51:47.000 --> 0:51:48.759
<v Speaker 1>there's none, there's none of that there. There really is

0:51:48.800 --> 0:51:51.600
<v Speaker 1>no red tape, right. One thing I did not address though.

0:51:51.680 --> 0:51:54.640
<v Speaker 1>People are curious about a cost, so like a funeral

0:51:54.640 --> 0:51:56.800
<v Speaker 1>these days, you're looking at spending like ten grand on

0:51:56.840 --> 0:51:59.840
<v Speaker 1>a funeral, So you're looking at I think three to

0:52:00.120 --> 0:52:03.359
<v Speaker 1>six thousand to have yourself turned into a reef ball.

0:52:03.880 --> 0:52:06.520
<v Speaker 1>But there's there's no red tape. I mean they do

0:52:06.600 --> 0:52:11.319
<v Speaker 1>this alongside of organizations that build artificial reefs. So my

0:52:11.400 --> 0:52:13.600
<v Speaker 1>impression is that if you have one of these organizations

0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:16.759
<v Speaker 1>that has spent all the time and money cleaning you know,

0:52:16.960 --> 0:52:22.120
<v Speaker 1>twenty uh decommissioned subway cars, well it's like if they're

0:52:22.120 --> 0:52:24.400
<v Speaker 1>heading out and it and it lines out, like they'll

0:52:24.440 --> 0:52:27.480
<v Speaker 1>hang onto your reef ball in Florida and make sure

0:52:27.520 --> 0:52:29.719
<v Speaker 1>it gets to those people so that you end up

0:52:30.080 --> 0:52:32.200
<v Speaker 1>on the reef in your state or like where you

0:52:32.239 --> 0:52:35.400
<v Speaker 1>want to be. There's no red tape. People complaining yet,

0:52:35.480 --> 0:52:37.480
<v Speaker 1>like this is a dumb idea because of Ceo too.

0:52:37.680 --> 0:52:41.279
<v Speaker 1>You two can ride the subway for all of eternity. Um, right,

0:52:43.719 --> 0:52:46.879
<v Speaker 1>the you know what I want? I want when I die.

0:52:48.280 --> 0:52:51.640
<v Speaker 1>I would like to, uh what the ship is that

0:52:52.000 --> 0:52:55.720
<v Speaker 1>that stuff that they put Han Solo in in Star Wars.

0:52:56.520 --> 0:53:02.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, real quick, Phil, Phil, We're gonna kick

0:53:02.200 --> 0:53:05.000
<v Speaker 1>it to Phil, Phil, Please let us know what the

0:53:05.040 --> 0:53:07.839
<v Speaker 1>stuff was that they put Han Solo in. Um, if

0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:09.360
<v Speaker 1>you feel like it. I would also love to know

0:53:09.360 --> 0:53:12.359
<v Speaker 1>if you were a reef ball, where should we drop you. Uh, well,

0:53:12.440 --> 0:53:13.880
<v Speaker 1>hold on a second, no no, no, no no, no, no no,

0:53:14.040 --> 0:53:15.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna let you transition there because I need

0:53:15.760 --> 0:53:18.280
<v Speaker 1>to tell you my end game here. My end game

0:53:18.480 --> 0:53:21.719
<v Speaker 1>is I want to be preserved in that stuff, and

0:53:21.760 --> 0:53:25.120
<v Speaker 1>then I want to find like the most annoying tourist

0:53:25.280 --> 0:53:29.120
<v Speaker 1>snorkeling destination possible, and then I want them to preserve

0:53:29.239 --> 0:53:31.600
<v Speaker 1>my body in that take me out there and kind

0:53:31.600 --> 0:53:33.680
<v Speaker 1>of like just tuck me into the reef so I

0:53:33.680 --> 0:53:37.399
<v Speaker 1>can scare the ship out of tourist snorkelers as they're

0:53:37.400 --> 0:53:40.200
<v Speaker 1>trying to enjoy their holiday, preferably where a bunch of

0:53:40.200 --> 0:53:42.920
<v Speaker 1>little kids dive with their parents. That's good, but I

0:53:42.960 --> 0:53:44.560
<v Speaker 1>hate to break it to you. It's not that original.

0:53:44.600 --> 0:53:48.120
<v Speaker 1>They are underwater statues and things doing. Isn't there some

0:53:48.200 --> 0:53:50.799
<v Speaker 1>lake in Wisconsin where there's like a Jason vorhees at

0:53:50.880 --> 0:53:54.640
<v Speaker 1>you on the bottom where it I'm pretty sure I've

0:53:54.640 --> 0:53:57.239
<v Speaker 1>seen that. Unless it was a hoax, you're gonna have

0:53:57.239 --> 0:54:01.880
<v Speaker 1>to come up with something else. Man, Well, anyhow, make

0:54:01.960 --> 0:54:05.120
<v Speaker 1>cast out of mushrooms and something so you completely degrade

0:54:05.160 --> 0:54:07.360
<v Speaker 1>and then people can, like, you know, pick the bulllettes

0:54:07.520 --> 0:54:10.280
<v Speaker 1>where you died. Yeah, I want to just be buried

0:54:10.320 --> 0:54:12.440
<v Speaker 1>hole just in case there's like some weird caveat when

0:54:12.480 --> 0:54:15.040
<v Speaker 1>I get to heaven. Anyway, why don't we kick it

0:54:15.080 --> 0:54:17.920
<v Speaker 1>over to Phil Man. Yeah, we're gonna kick it over

0:54:17.960 --> 0:54:19.879
<v Speaker 1>and Phil now already tried to kick it over to Phil.

0:54:20.360 --> 0:54:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Uh Phil star wars reef balls. Um. Let us know

0:54:23.680 --> 0:54:25.279
<v Speaker 1>who won this week, would you? And when we've done

0:54:25.320 --> 0:54:27.640
<v Speaker 1>hearing with Phil, we've got a little sage lely wisdom

0:54:27.680 --> 0:54:29.719
<v Speaker 1>from the sultry lips of our bud river Horse. And

0:54:29.760 --> 0:54:32.840
<v Speaker 1>instead of talking about flies that won't work, this was

0:54:32.880 --> 0:54:38.520
<v Speaker 1>about one that probably worked a little too well. Joe,

0:54:38.520 --> 0:54:41.399
<v Speaker 1>Sir Mellie, you are the little orange fish swimming through

0:54:41.400 --> 0:54:43.920
<v Speaker 1>the holes in my ball. This week, you're the winner.

0:54:45.160 --> 0:54:47.880
<v Speaker 1>I think these reef balls are a rat idea. I

0:54:47.920 --> 0:54:49.840
<v Speaker 1>wanted to laugh at them at first, but then I

0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:51.920
<v Speaker 1>thought that I'm going to be that weird Disney adult

0:54:51.960 --> 0:54:55.120
<v Speaker 1>that gets his grandchildren apprehended by Disney security after they

0:54:55.120 --> 0:55:02.240
<v Speaker 1>scatter my ashes into the waters of Pirates of the Caribbean. Hey, now,

0:55:02.960 --> 0:55:05.800
<v Speaker 1>this is River Horse coming to you from the Deep

0:55:05.960 --> 0:55:10.520
<v Speaker 1>South with some sagely wisdom. Today's story is about a

0:55:10.560 --> 0:55:14.600
<v Speaker 1>big old mouse fly, but it's also about being a

0:55:14.640 --> 0:55:19.880
<v Speaker 1>lifelong learner, chasing your passions and not being afraid to

0:55:19.960 --> 0:55:25.840
<v Speaker 1>have some good old fashioned fun. Today's story is called

0:55:26.440 --> 0:55:31.640
<v Speaker 1>here Kitty Cat. There's fifty ft of seven eggs leading

0:55:31.719 --> 0:55:35.439
<v Speaker 1>from the red leather couch into the bedroom, and all

0:55:35.640 --> 0:55:39.320
<v Speaker 1>hell is about to break loose. She's in there, throwing

0:55:39.320 --> 0:55:42.399
<v Speaker 1>on a sundress and some boots for the day, as

0:55:42.440 --> 0:55:50.399
<v Speaker 1>angelic and stunningly beautiful and momentarily innocent as ever. I've

0:55:50.440 --> 0:55:55.000
<v Speaker 1>been testing endless variants of big gass mouse flies from

0:55:55.120 --> 0:55:58.640
<v Speaker 1>lakes to rivers all over Texas for most of the summer.

0:55:59.520 --> 0:56:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Even the supper table is covered with him. A rodent

0:56:03.120 --> 0:56:06.480
<v Speaker 1>hat gone wild. I've got one of them tucked just

0:56:06.760 --> 0:56:11.400
<v Speaker 1>under the dresser by her toes, ready for prime time.

0:56:11.520 --> 0:56:16.360
<v Speaker 1>Once I gently start stripping the tippet, it's all about presentation.

0:56:17.719 --> 0:56:20.279
<v Speaker 1>I pause for a few seconds and then get the

0:56:20.320 --> 0:56:25.640
<v Speaker 1>mouse guet rolling along under her feet molasses slow and

0:56:25.800 --> 0:56:32.040
<v Speaker 1>tantalizingly sweet. God damn it. Ribber horse comes the howl

0:56:32.160 --> 0:56:35.239
<v Speaker 1>from the flank of the house. She storms into the

0:56:35.320 --> 0:56:39.399
<v Speaker 1>front mouse number thirty eight, being strangled in her hand,

0:56:40.000 --> 0:56:43.760
<v Speaker 1>flings open the bungalow door and lets it fly onto

0:56:43.760 --> 0:56:47.360
<v Speaker 1>the lawn. Doesn't make it far getting stuck in the

0:56:47.440 --> 0:56:51.239
<v Speaker 1>cactus other than me being in the doghouse until I

0:56:51.360 --> 0:56:53.520
<v Speaker 1>make it up to her with white wine and steaks

0:56:53.560 --> 0:56:57.279
<v Speaker 1>on the girl. There's no damage done since you have

0:56:57.360 --> 0:57:00.440
<v Speaker 1>to clip the hook for these sort of fun tests.

0:57:01.840 --> 0:57:05.200
<v Speaker 1>Life only makes sense to me when I chase all

0:57:05.239 --> 0:57:08.640
<v Speaker 1>of the random and errant curiosities that have about the world,

0:57:09.440 --> 0:57:13.000
<v Speaker 1>exploring and delving in and trying to seek the highest

0:57:13.080 --> 0:57:15.680
<v Speaker 1>quality of whatever it is I'm into at the moment.

0:57:16.400 --> 0:57:20.800
<v Speaker 1>The quintessential honey dripper toe curler mouse fly is my

0:57:20.920 --> 0:57:27.360
<v Speaker 1>current self assignment. Even I sometimes wonder what gives fishing

0:57:27.360 --> 0:57:31.560
<v Speaker 1>a mouse with sack and grace. Ain't rocket science. There

0:57:31.560 --> 0:57:34.520
<v Speaker 1>are only a few things you have to do, including

0:57:35.080 --> 0:57:38.400
<v Speaker 1>fire a cast with a double hull that takes no prisoners.

0:57:39.000 --> 0:57:40.960
<v Speaker 1>About the only time I give a look seat of

0:57:41.040 --> 0:57:44.640
<v Speaker 1>my back cast is when I'm mousing it up. And yes,

0:57:45.360 --> 0:57:48.360
<v Speaker 1>I get an odd pleasure from seeing the fly cruising

0:57:48.480 --> 0:57:53.320
<v Speaker 1>past ten feet off the water, those precious tiny ears

0:57:53.360 --> 0:57:58.040
<v Speaker 1>pinned back hard, that tale, erect and proud, acting as

0:57:58.080 --> 0:58:03.680
<v Speaker 1>a fuselage stable, Sir, Always land the mouse fly on

0:58:03.880 --> 0:58:10.000
<v Speaker 1>something dirt, banks, tree limbs, lily pads, docks, floating logs,

0:58:10.040 --> 0:58:14.640
<v Speaker 1>and sandbars. Strip them slower than slow, for you have

0:58:14.880 --> 0:58:19.760
<v Speaker 1>nothing but time. Maybe begin with a few trembling whisker twitches,

0:58:20.360 --> 0:58:28.200
<v Speaker 1>then a strange refried bean aftermath wobble mm hm, the

0:58:28.320 --> 0:58:33.240
<v Speaker 1>old backfire too, and then make it happen with a

0:58:33.360 --> 0:58:37.880
<v Speaker 1>big old disco inferno. Get that mouse on back to you,

0:58:38.480 --> 0:58:42.440
<v Speaker 1>and don't forget to hang on tight for the wild eat.

0:58:43.840 --> 0:58:50.160
<v Speaker 1>With time and continued derelict waterborne mouse misadventures, the experiments

0:58:50.520 --> 0:58:55.000
<v Speaker 1>are finally whittled down to a last pair of mice types.

0:58:55.960 --> 0:58:59.840
<v Speaker 1>After all these months in cast, two backyard brawlers have

0:59:00.040 --> 0:59:03.720
<v Speaker 1>delivered the goods and done the most extensive damage to

0:59:03.840 --> 0:59:08.480
<v Speaker 1>lone starfish. There is the mesmerizing wooly deer hair version,

0:59:08.960 --> 0:59:13.960
<v Speaker 1>the size of a free range chicken, aptly monikered buck fever,

0:59:14.760 --> 0:59:21.000
<v Speaker 1>and the massive pauper too odd hook called here Kitty,

0:59:21.160 --> 0:59:23.760
<v Speaker 1>and he decide which one of these rodents wants the

0:59:23.880 --> 0:59:28.520
<v Speaker 1>victory lap. For a long while, I'm uncertain until I

0:59:28.600 --> 0:59:32.840
<v Speaker 1>get a wedding invitation in the mail for my buddy.

0:59:33.240 --> 0:59:36.760
<v Speaker 1>One of my friends, you see, is an absolute A

0:59:37.000 --> 0:59:40.800
<v Speaker 1>one certified dinghis He's the kind of guy that thinks

0:59:40.800 --> 0:59:45.760
<v Speaker 1>he's sexier than sexy, but he's a good friend and

0:59:45.800 --> 0:59:48.960
<v Speaker 1>we just deal with him. It seems like he's getting married.

0:59:49.560 --> 0:59:53.080
<v Speaker 1>What a perfect place to bring the mouse flies and

0:59:53.160 --> 0:59:59.080
<v Speaker 1>see what happens. I'm a very spiritual soul, and Mother

0:59:59.200 --> 1:00:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Earth and Great Spirit are always in my life. But

1:00:03.640 --> 1:00:07.200
<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite churches will always be the Water

1:00:07.800 --> 1:00:12.000
<v Speaker 1>for Church. Today. I arrive at the wedding way early

1:00:12.600 --> 1:00:15.400
<v Speaker 1>so I can set up the mice on long leaders

1:00:15.840 --> 1:00:20.080
<v Speaker 1>and unleash it once the ceremony begins. They will even

1:00:20.160 --> 1:00:24.640
<v Speaker 1>be video cameras rolland to record the whole event for

1:00:24.800 --> 1:00:30.080
<v Speaker 1>mouse and wedding posterity. On my wedding invitation. I even

1:00:30.120 --> 1:00:35.560
<v Speaker 1>take a sharpie marker and add river Horse plus two guests,

1:00:36.000 --> 1:00:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Buck Fever and here Kitty, dearly beloved, and all lovers

1:00:41.880 --> 1:00:45.560
<v Speaker 1>of wedded bliss and mouse flies, we are gathered here

1:00:45.600 --> 1:00:50.000
<v Speaker 1>today to absolutely freak the heck out of the first

1:00:50.120 --> 1:00:54.800
<v Speaker 1>twenty rows of people. And as the musician Prince once said,

1:00:55.680 --> 1:01:00.760
<v Speaker 1>let's go crazy. Do you, buck Fever and here Kitty

1:01:01.200 --> 1:01:05.600
<v Speaker 1>promised to unleash your steadfast love to all large mouth

1:01:05.720 --> 1:01:11.160
<v Speaker 1>bass and full moon brown trout for eternity. With everyone

1:01:11.280 --> 1:01:15.440
<v Speaker 1>finally at the altar and the wedding ceremony going full bloom,

1:01:15.600 --> 1:01:19.480
<v Speaker 1>I know it's time I start stripping the mouse flies

1:01:19.640 --> 1:01:23.200
<v Speaker 1>right to the feet of the bride and groom. It's

1:01:23.240 --> 1:01:29.480
<v Speaker 1>on and that's our sagely wisdom for today. My friend

1:01:29.560 --> 1:01:32.760
<v Speaker 1>is still at dinghis but he's found the love of

1:01:32.760 --> 1:01:37.880
<v Speaker 1>his life and maybe he'll forgive me someday. As for me,

1:01:38.640 --> 1:01:44.640
<v Speaker 1>fishing mouse flies always rules. I found the best one here, Kitty.

1:01:45.080 --> 1:01:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Let's always remember that in life. Don't take it all

1:01:48.640 --> 1:01:54.720
<v Speaker 1>too seriously. Laughter is the sweetest medicine, my brothers and sisters,

1:01:54.800 --> 1:01:58.240
<v Speaker 1>and there isn't much sweeter than a ten pound bass

1:01:58.520 --> 1:02:02.520
<v Speaker 1>eating a mouse River horse Man. Haven't heard from him

1:02:02.520 --> 1:02:04.800
<v Speaker 1>in a while. Kind of missed that, dude. This one

1:02:04.920 --> 1:02:06.840
<v Speaker 1>hit home for me for two reasons. One because I

1:02:06.880 --> 1:02:09.400
<v Speaker 1>love mousing for trout, that's an obvious one, but also

1:02:10.280 --> 1:02:13.440
<v Speaker 1>because I actually tried to do something similar once but

1:02:13.640 --> 1:02:18.520
<v Speaker 1>was halted for fear of hr disciplinarian. And and this

1:02:18.640 --> 1:02:21.680
<v Speaker 1>was way back when the live target Field Mouse first

1:02:21.680 --> 1:02:25.240
<v Speaker 1>came out. Hollow body Lord. Yeah, it's a hollow it's

1:02:25.240 --> 1:02:27.840
<v Speaker 1>like a hollow body frog, but it's a mouse um

1:02:27.880 --> 1:02:31.840
<v Speaker 1>and man like it's it is incredibly realistic. At the time,

1:02:31.880 --> 1:02:34.400
<v Speaker 1>it was like mind blowing how much this thing looked

1:02:34.400 --> 1:02:38.080
<v Speaker 1>like a little mouse, just like sitting there poised um.

1:02:38.160 --> 1:02:39.880
<v Speaker 1>At the time, I was still working in New York

1:02:39.920 --> 1:02:42.240
<v Speaker 1>City in the in the UH for Field and Stream

1:02:42.280 --> 1:02:44.600
<v Speaker 1>when they still had their offices there, and I wanted

1:02:44.600 --> 1:02:46.000
<v Speaker 1>to put it in the break room and set up

1:02:46.000 --> 1:02:48.000
<v Speaker 1>a hit on camera and just let it roll for

1:02:48.000 --> 1:02:52.560
<v Speaker 1>social media. But my boss was like, that is funny

1:02:52.640 --> 1:02:56.840
<v Speaker 1>as shit, but hell no, absolutely not, because like you know,

1:02:56.920 --> 1:02:59.120
<v Speaker 1>like old margin accounting would walk in and have a

1:02:59.160 --> 1:03:01.280
<v Speaker 1>heart attack or somethin And there was also the whole

1:03:01.360 --> 1:03:05.200
<v Speaker 1>like filming people unaware. Yeah, well, I'll tell me you're

1:03:05.240 --> 1:03:07.400
<v Speaker 1>not really supposed to do that. I'll tell you what,

1:03:07.440 --> 1:03:08.960
<v Speaker 1>there's no one in the office listen to the Bent

1:03:09.000 --> 1:03:12.920
<v Speaker 1>podcast anyhow, I'm gonna do that and you can vicariously through.

1:03:14.960 --> 1:03:19.280
<v Speaker 1>Did you ever tell you about my mouse pattern? No, yep,

1:03:19.440 --> 1:03:22.280
<v Speaker 1>it was. It was pretty good. It was a it

1:03:22.440 --> 1:03:25.160
<v Speaker 1>was a let me think about this. You tied it

1:03:25.200 --> 1:03:28.520
<v Speaker 1>on a streamer hook, right, and the tail you use

1:03:28.600 --> 1:03:33.080
<v Speaker 1>one of those squirmy wormy like in pink, and then

1:03:33.400 --> 1:03:36.320
<v Speaker 1>you would also tie those in for the feet. So

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<v Speaker 1>the first thing you do is you'd wrap the hook

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<v Speaker 1>down and thread tie in the tail, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>tie into each individual feet by just making like an

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<v Speaker 1>inch long section, crossing it across the hook shank in

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<v Speaker 1>two spots, and then you'd have like you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>the foot and the tail out. Then you'd take a

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<v Speaker 1>zonker strip and you'd wrap it all the way around

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<v Speaker 1>right um. And then what you would do is you

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<v Speaker 1>would take a little beasts of foam like what you

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<v Speaker 1>use for like a chubby or whatever, and you make

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<v Speaker 1>your ears with it. And then you would take a

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<v Speaker 1>bass or like a like a sunny um foam like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like one of those popper bodies. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>actually you would. You would put that on first. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you put that on first, like you were doing it

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<v Speaker 1>as a bead head, but you put it in reverse,

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<v Speaker 1>so it was like a cone pointing towards the eye

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<v Speaker 1>of the hook. It's a sneaky beat style head slider head.

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<v Speaker 1>And what was cool about that pattern is like the

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<v Speaker 1>because it was squirmy wearing material, the tail and the

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<v Speaker 1>feet would be like have like a ton of action

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<v Speaker 1>in them. And because you didn't have any foam towards

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<v Speaker 1>the back, it would kind of sit lower in the

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<v Speaker 1>water towards the back end, so it would look like

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<v Speaker 1>how a mouse swims. And then those foam ears you

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<v Speaker 1>could use that is kind of like a little poper.

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<v Speaker 1>It would displace a bunch of water um, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So so to bring this full circle Man to tie

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of those and mousing is something that I

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely want to do, hopefully when I come visit this summer.

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<v Speaker 1>I do have a pretty good idea of where I

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<v Speaker 1>might pitch some ice around here, but you'll have to

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<v Speaker 1>share some spots when I come back east Man, which

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<v Speaker 1>leads perfectly into this week's installment of the bent helpline,

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<v Speaker 1>where we'll discuss when it is and it's not okay

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<v Speaker 1>to share fishing in funk? What are you laughing at, Marktini?

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<v Speaker 1>You're not an idiot, You're not a gamblooning. How more,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a fisherman. What's your emerging tee? So here's one

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<v Speaker 1>via the instagrams from at Blue Water Johnny. Okay, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is this is gonna be an interesting one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very curious to hear your take on this. So

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<v Speaker 1>so here's what he writes. He says, so, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you do when you get called into an insane bite

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<v Speaker 1>by some guys, you know, something that's on the dead

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<v Speaker 1>down low and lasts for weeks. But you get told

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<v Speaker 1>by the guys let's call them crew A, that you

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell anyone. You go and smash them on their advice.

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<v Speaker 1>Then your boys ask, hey, man, what yep to catching Annie?

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<v Speaker 1>You kind of have to lie to your bros or

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<v Speaker 1>burn crew a. What would Bent do? This is a

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<v Speaker 1>dilemma of biblical proportions sort of maybe yeah, kind of? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly, man, I think it's like pretty cut and dry, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, if you're gonna go hit that bite. Man Um,

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<v Speaker 1>you pretty much just have to like not tell folks

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<v Speaker 1>where you were. You can tell them like maybe if

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<v Speaker 1>it's a for instance, if somebody was like, hey, man Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw you like banging them on cough and flies

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<v Speaker 1>the other day. Uh where you know what's up with that?

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<v Speaker 1>You can we go do that? I would be like, uh, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I I can't really take you to like where I

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<v Speaker 1>was because like that's like something my buddies showed me,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, they told me to kind of keep

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<v Speaker 1>it on the hush hush, but I will tell you that,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's kind of going off on like the West

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<v Speaker 1>Branch of the Delaware, And I also listeners for all

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<v Speaker 1>these examples, I always use the West Branch of the

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<v Speaker 1>Delaware because like yeah, yeah, yeah, like you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a large trout from New York Pennsylvania probably there, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean in the summertime, millions of bugs

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<v Speaker 1>coming off. Yeah. I mean. So this is a tougher

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<v Speaker 1>one for me because, as I've joked before, like I

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<v Speaker 1>barely have one solid set of fishing friends, let alone

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<v Speaker 1>too that might conflict you know what I'm saying, Like

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<v Speaker 1>where one would be worried about the other one was doing. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but I will say I am. I'm extremely loyal with

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of thing. If you if you show me something,

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<v Speaker 1>uh great example, I got let in this summer to

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<v Speaker 1>Sheep's Head in New Jersey. That's a thing. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>getting more and more popular. But the guys who were

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<v Speaker 1>good at it, they don't talk about it. And I

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<v Speaker 1>knew one guy and I pestered him until finally he

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<v Speaker 1>was like yes, And I realized that he was going

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<v Speaker 1>to give me like three years worth of of hard

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<v Speaker 1>work and knowledge in one shot. Hang on, shut that

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<v Speaker 1>dog up. My wife's yelling at me because she's on

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<v Speaker 1>a meeting too. Anyway, Anyway, what were we saying something

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<v Speaker 1>about fishing, fishing, Yeah, yeah, okay. So so I realized that, like,

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<v Speaker 1>this dude is about to show me in a few

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<v Speaker 1>short hours what took him years and seasons to dial

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<v Speaker 1>in in one shot. And we had a great day

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<v Speaker 1>and we took very strategic photos downward into the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>So you saw nothing. And I've been asked a million

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<v Speaker 1>times under no circumstances of my giving that up, like

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<v Speaker 1>I will not do that. So you know, I I

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very respectful of that, but to your point you

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<v Speaker 1>sort of hinted at it. Um, you can't be just

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<v Speaker 1>like a total jerk about it. But if you're if

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing this in one specific area, I might say

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<v Speaker 1>the river or be like, hey it's on man, get

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<v Speaker 1>out there and explore, like the whole river is on

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<v Speaker 1>fire right now, dude, just get out there and and

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<v Speaker 1>check it out. The other thing that you could do

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<v Speaker 1>is just be like straight up honest with your with

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<v Speaker 1>your secondary buddies i e. Not Group A. You just go, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we had a really good day and like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>it is on fire like in A. But you know

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<v Speaker 1>you can give them like a general area again, but

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<v Speaker 1>you can't. But just be honest, Just be like, but

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<v Speaker 1>the person who took me really asked me not to

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<v Speaker 1>tell anybody, so like, I just can't. I'm really sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're gonna give you like the sheepish look like

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<v Speaker 1>a bit. Come on, bro, you just stick to it, man,

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<v Speaker 1>Just be like no really, because then you know, even

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<v Speaker 1>worst case scenario, your buddies and Group B will have

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<v Speaker 1>enough trust in you to take you to their spots

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<v Speaker 1>because if there's one thing they know about, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not where you call it that giant brown trout.

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<v Speaker 1>But it said if you get a good spot, you

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<v Speaker 1>keep it on the download exactly. And that is that

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<v Speaker 1>is worth so much in fishing because another question he

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<v Speaker 1>could have asked, which might have even been a better question,

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<v Speaker 1>is what do you do when you take a buddy

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<v Speaker 1>to a spot and say, don't tell anybody, and then

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<v Speaker 1>show up in that spot and he is there with

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<v Speaker 1>someone else that you don't know? What do you do? Then?

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<v Speaker 1>I am lucky and that I have never you believe,

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<v Speaker 1>I have never had that happen to me. Though I

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<v Speaker 1>have had people call me up and be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can I go to this spot with so and so?

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<v Speaker 1>And sometimes I'm like I'd prefer you didn't, and sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>depending on the spot, I'm like, yeah, go ahead. But

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<v Speaker 1>they had the courtesy to reach out and be like

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<v Speaker 1>that spot you showed me, I would like to take

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<v Speaker 1>my friend, Brian. Is that okay? Hey? I will say

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<v Speaker 1>this though, uh strong chance if y'all send some comments

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<v Speaker 1>about what you would do to that friend if if

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<v Speaker 1>you showed up and he was in a spot you

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<v Speaker 1>said not to be at with somebody else. I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to know, like, what your reaction would be, would

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<v Speaker 1>there be whips, chains, just fists, just words? What would

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<v Speaker 1>you do? Um? Let us know and keep those questions

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<v Speaker 1>coming to Bent at the Meat Eater dot com. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we'll answer them right here on the ben helpline. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's it for this week. If you were about to

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<v Speaker 1>unleash that streamer you thought was original to the masses,

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<v Speaker 1>sorry if we squashed your hopes and dreams, but I

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<v Speaker 1>would like to say thanks again to Brian Schmidt for

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<v Speaker 1>joining us. Also, I'll reiterate that if you prefer to

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<v Speaker 1>deliver your rodents on a swim bait rod instead of

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<v Speaker 1>a fly rod, look him up. He makes badass giant

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<v Speaker 1>rats in umbrella rig of rats. Also look us up.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep sending those sale bin items, bar nominations, questions, and

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<v Speaker 1>awkward photos to Bent at the Meat Eater dot com

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<v Speaker 1>and keep using those degenerate Angler and Bent podcast hashtag

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<v Speaker 1>so we can see what you got going on. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>please do. And finally, keep in mind that ranting about

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<v Speaker 1>spot burns just raises your blood pressure and that's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Just choose the healthier option, take out a bankload, and

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<v Speaker 1>just buy the entire river so we don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to you anymore. Take your own advice joke