1 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 1: If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:20,240 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of hot takes, 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:24,079 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:30,159 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere we were 8 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,879 Speaker 1: back at it again. A Saturday Saturday edition of the 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:39,519 Speaker 1: Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Deep in the north Woods. 10 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 1: Here a spinoff of the radio show, only available in 11 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 1: the podcast format. We thank you for finding it and 12 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 1: being part of the festivus of audio content. Here on 13 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 1: a Saturday, joined by the Man West of the four 14 00:00:55,560 --> 00:01:00,639 Speaker 1: oh five, David Gascon is here. He's got a big, 15 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 1: big introduction. You don't have any any sound effects, nothing canned, 16 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: nothing can for the day, well the day. Yeah. The 17 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: crowd actually thinks I'm I'm They're they're more excited about me, 18 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: so flopping there, very happy that I'm here. I golf 19 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,479 Speaker 1: count yeah, exactly. The one thing this show will not 20 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 1: be is all right, will not be born? Yeah? Who 21 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 1: did you get that from? Avenue. No, no, I cannot 22 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,760 Speaker 1: say avenue toy. But look the calls are coming in 23 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 1: at most people can't call a podcast guest count. But 24 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 1: look at that. The phones are ringing. Who is that? 25 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:46,480 Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh, the phone is ringing. I'm sorry, 26 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: I gotta answer the phone. And she's yelling at me 27 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: to answer the phone. Disgusting. You might even get a 28 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 1: prank phone call. Look look at that. Look who's calling in? 29 00:01:55,280 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: Oh no, Papa boys calling. Hey, this is like last 30 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: year with with Benny versus the Penny. As soon as 31 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: you can see the comments on the YouTube channel, you 32 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: just you uh, I was distracted. You were like a 33 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: pig and slop to get this. It's the shiny object, 34 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 1: you know, it's the shiny object. And that and when 35 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:19,399 Speaker 1: you when you say something stupid, yeah, yeah, you lose. 36 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 1: See you see that's you know where that's from video games? 37 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 1: That from that's an iconic video game. That's Donkey Kong. 38 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:34,079 Speaker 1: When you when you losing Donkey Kong. Ye Now it's 39 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 1: a child in my youth, those were the games I had, 40 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: so for me, that's an iconic sound. That's it is. 41 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 1: It was like Donkey Kong galagha pac Man. You had 42 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: some some rich stuff in the video game, in the 43 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: world of course Magic versus Bird too, but yeah, yeah, yeah, 44 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 1: there was some classic classic games. So what's that? Who 45 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,640 Speaker 1: in it too? I give it to myself? What are 46 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: you talking about? You know why? I'm a winner, That's why. 47 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 1: Come on, this is a fucking nightmare. This is absolutely atrocious. 48 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: I can't believe you. Did you found this somewhere? Did 49 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: you find it or did your wife find it somewhere? Oh? No, 50 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 1: I found it. I I found it, and uh your Batman, 51 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 1: Oh the Cape Crusader making an appearance there. I might 52 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 1: have to edit that out of the podcast in case 53 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 1: the people upstairs here it. Oh yeah, no, so so 54 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 1: I I uh years ago, when you know those replay machines, 55 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 1: you might not if you're like a track right, like 56 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: it's connected to your board when you're so that became 57 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: I remember when that was like new and the person 58 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: on air or the or the engineer could hit sound effects. 59 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: And we got one of those at Extra Sports eleven 60 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 1: F D L. A and and I the first like 61 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: two months all I did after everything, I said, let 62 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,120 Speaker 1: me give you a kind of a recap here what 63 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 1: happened here. Let me see if I can. You can 64 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 1: find it after everything I said, even it didn't matter 65 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 1: what it was, it was yeah, hey, I I had 66 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: a corned beef sandwich for lunch yesterday. Yeah, you know, okay, 67 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:23,160 Speaker 1: And it was just and the program director Bo Bennett 68 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 1: came in after a couple of weeks during the show, 69 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 1: I was in the middle of the segment and ripped 70 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:32,240 Speaker 1: the sound effect machine out of my my hands and said, no, 71 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 1: you you're not allowed to have that anymore, and literally 72 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 1: just unplugged it and ripped it from the wall and 73 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 1: took it away. So that's good. Were you were you 74 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: scared of him at all or did you push back? No? 75 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,599 Speaker 1: I was scared of Bo because he was a very 76 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 1: small person. Um, but I I also was afraid of 77 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,039 Speaker 1: all program breactors in general because I was convinced that 78 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 1: they all were out to get me. So I did 79 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: not did not spend much time get pushing back. Now, 80 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 1: I I'm at the point I don't really care. But 81 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,840 Speaker 1: back then it was it was much different. So on 82 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 1: this podcast, obviously we just gave you the new thing, 83 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 1: which is so excited. Look, hey, the Minnesota Vikings, whoa 84 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:19,920 Speaker 1: look at that school? Ah, oh, this is doesn't bode 85 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 1: well for me. Oh yeah, it's over for you, man, 86 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: it's over. Your your career is now. Yeah, that's it. Uh. 87 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 1: So we we have the injury tent, the glitch, and 88 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 1: whatever else pops up, whatever else pops up on the podcast. Also, 89 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,039 Speaker 1: I will answer a question now. Yesterday I answered a 90 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 1: couple of questions. I know that the podcast got up 91 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: late on Friday, but there were some technical difficulties that 92 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 1: were beyond our control. So we put that up a 93 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 1: little bit later. And I did answer the age old 94 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,640 Speaker 1: question of whether or not it's the Code of the 95 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 1: wet or the John Wooden Creed because I had a 96 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 1: guy from from l a here that emailed me, and 97 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: he actually emailed me a while ago, not that long ago, 98 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:13,279 Speaker 1: but I I got into that and ranted and raved 99 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:18,040 Speaker 1: about which is which is better? But we begin this podcast. 100 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 1: I hope you if you missed the Friday podcast because 101 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: it was up late, you can end up you know, 102 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 1: listen to whatever. Listen to it right now if you want. 103 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 1: I don't care. But this podcast, uh, the injury tent. 104 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:33,480 Speaker 1: So I think you would agree with me that my job, 105 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:39,040 Speaker 1: our job is pretty simple, pretty simple, right, I mean, 106 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 1: it's it's talking. Anybody can talk, um, it's not that hard. 107 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 1: So I found a way the other day to injure 108 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:52,720 Speaker 1: myself while preparing for a radio show. And this could 109 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:58,039 Speaker 1: be the answer to some kind of obscure tributa question. 110 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,840 Speaker 1: But I was, I was getting ready for the show, 111 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:04,040 Speaker 1: and I'm pretty much locked in the office here. Not 112 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 1: not that this is a big issue. It's a it's 113 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: a first world problem. But there's a lot of construction 114 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: going on here at the Mallard mansion, and as a 115 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 1: result of the construction, I am pretty limited in where 116 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 1: I can go. So I hang out in the office 117 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:18,760 Speaker 1: and spend a lot of time here. I don't even 118 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,960 Speaker 1: have we don't have TVs in the house. It's it's, 119 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: you know, these are first world things that we don't have. 120 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: So and then it's gonna be like another month at 121 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 1: least until things are somewhat normal. So, but I'm not 122 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: paving roads or doing any kind of physical labor like 123 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 1: the people are actually working on the house or doing 124 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 1: some physical labor. But I managed to suffer a knee injury. 125 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: I was prepping for the show the other night, and 126 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:45,480 Speaker 1: I was putting some monologues together, putting some bullet points 127 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:48,880 Speaker 1: together for the monologues. And uh, I had I have 128 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: a chair that rolls, most people do. And then I 129 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,720 Speaker 1: rolled away to grab some water and then in my 130 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: haste to come back and to get back to my 131 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,400 Speaker 1: my position in the desk. Uh I went a little 132 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:05,280 Speaker 1: too fast, I think. Uh, the voice in my head 133 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 1: so like kind of like tiger woods. Uh, turning the 134 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 1: corner there near where you live, west of the four 135 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 1: or five back in then and so I I went 136 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:17,200 Speaker 1: boom and then kaboom, just like that, Uh, kaboom, and 137 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,760 Speaker 1: my my leftnee was not my right he was my 138 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:23,960 Speaker 1: left knee went right into the corner of the desk, 139 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 1: and I was just in tremendous pain. But nobody knew. 140 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 1: Nobody knew because I'm in a room by myself. I'm 141 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,600 Speaker 1: far away from everyone else. And uh, I was in real, 142 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: real misery. And so what I had done it I 143 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:39,200 Speaker 1: had jerry rigged the desk because I know you're very 144 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,200 Speaker 1: concerned about how my desk is set up. I have 145 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 1: a corner desk in the studio. Everything set up. It's 146 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,840 Speaker 1: a pain in the ass. I've had to rebuild the 147 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:51,080 Speaker 1: studio multiple times since the beginning of this year because 148 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,679 Speaker 1: of moving, and so I've got it just the way 149 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,839 Speaker 1: I wanted. And but the desk, I had to take 150 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,880 Speaker 1: part of the desk off so I could sit where 151 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:01,400 Speaker 1: I need to sit for the podcast. And in in 152 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:05,240 Speaker 1: doing that, I opened up a corner and I just 153 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 1: nailed that thing. So I have a nice My knee 154 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 1: is black and blue. It was actually bleeding, Actually had 155 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:16,480 Speaker 1: blood coming out of the of the knee during this 156 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:19,480 Speaker 1: this episode. So it was it was an interesting time. 157 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:22,160 Speaker 1: But but I believe I will make a full recovery. 158 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:26,800 Speaker 1: And I I did not tell a soul, didn't tell 159 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,840 Speaker 1: the wife. The first people I'm telling are right now 160 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:35,360 Speaker 1: you listening. It's very important information. The Saturday podcast is 161 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,319 Speaker 1: really the life of Mallard. That's what people have said. 162 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 1: It's all about things that have happened to me. So 163 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:43,679 Speaker 1: we should get what was the what was the board game? 164 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:48,439 Speaker 1: Was it called? Doctor? Oh? Are you talking about operation? Operation? 165 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,199 Speaker 1: There you go. We should get that. We should golt 166 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:54,200 Speaker 1: a Ben Mallar operation board because we have the gall bladder, 167 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:59,839 Speaker 1: we have a tongue, we have the knee. Um, have 168 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,640 Speaker 1: you stepped your tail yet yet? Oh? Yeah, I've had 169 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:07,520 Speaker 1: two issues now you play the game Operation back when 170 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:09,320 Speaker 1: you were when you were a kid, did you play? 171 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,439 Speaker 1: I did? I did, But for full disclosure, your pasty 172 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,480 Speaker 1: white seal bruised quite easily. Anyway. This isn't really know. 173 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,719 Speaker 1: I've always bruised. That's one of my superpowers. And when 174 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 1: I played football, people always felt bad for me because 175 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:25,440 Speaker 1: the after every game, I would come back and my 176 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,440 Speaker 1: arms would be all black and blue from the shoulder 177 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:32,400 Speaker 1: down to the elbow, and people, I can't believe, why 178 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,120 Speaker 1: are you playing football? And I'm like, well, it doesn't 179 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,200 Speaker 1: it didn't really hurt. I just bruised. You know, you 180 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,079 Speaker 1: touched me and I'll bruise. I'm I'm a wallflower when 181 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,480 Speaker 1: it comes to that. But the game Operation I played, 182 00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:43,840 Speaker 1: I was very good at the game Operation. As a child, 183 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,320 Speaker 1: I should have been a doctor. But you know the 184 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:51,120 Speaker 1: name of the title Carrie. Don't know its character. I 185 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 1: don't know if that's the right way to describe it. 186 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:57,800 Speaker 1: But the on the game, the person laying on the 187 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:01,120 Speaker 1: front of the bottom, Okay, I don't know his name, 188 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:05,680 Speaker 1: and I don't know the main character of Monopoli's name either. Yeah, 189 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:13,200 Speaker 1: I know in in Operation it's Cavity Sam they call. Yeah. 190 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:17,520 Speaker 1: I looked that up actually because I I was doing 191 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:21,000 Speaker 1: a monologue about Anthony Davis Lakers and I was like, 192 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,240 Speaker 1: this guy's the character from you know, Operation. I was like, 193 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 1: I couldn't and I found his name as Cavity Sam. 194 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,440 Speaker 1: But in Operation can he even put can even put 195 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,559 Speaker 1: a bone in his mouth? I know you could put 196 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: it everywhere else, but I don't even think you could 197 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 1: put a bone in his mouth? Right, Yeah? No, I 198 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:43,960 Speaker 1: I I believe that you can't. I have to look 199 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,400 Speaker 1: at the box. I don't have the box right in 200 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,079 Speaker 1: front of me, but I think you can put that 201 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,200 Speaker 1: put that in anyway? You know. You bringing him up 202 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 1: as is remarkable because that could be a trivia question 203 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:57,800 Speaker 1: the next ten years. Name a game character that was 204 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:03,200 Speaker 1: not canceled. Well, is there a reason to cancer? I'm 205 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:07,840 Speaker 1: sure there's something that has got something racist about Kevity Sam. 206 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:11,600 Speaker 1: I'm sure could be a skin color. Yes. Uh, well, 207 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:15,120 Speaker 1: I'm surprised Monopoly is still around because that supports the 208 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 1: aristocrats and the robber Bart capitalism, capitalist of evil, evil 209 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:23,640 Speaker 1: successful and make a lot of money, and super Mario brothers, 210 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:27,360 Speaker 1: you know, stereotyping Italians, that's right, I mean you could 211 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:33,480 Speaker 1: conceivably get rid of everything. The Smurfs making fun of 212 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:38,400 Speaker 1: a poor community, you know, yeah, exactly. Uh so you know, 213 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,760 Speaker 1: why not just get let's just get rid of everything. 214 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,120 Speaker 1: We'll just stare at each other and that is it. 215 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:49,000 Speaker 1: We have a very fragile society and the flakes are 216 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,559 Speaker 1: triggered by everything. So we'll just bow down. And the 217 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,760 Speaker 1: what do they say, they professionally offended class, right, the 218 00:12:56,040 --> 00:13:01,640 Speaker 1: offended professional grifters. Yes. Every think of today though, is 219 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 1: that people when they are almost victims and not victims, 220 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,559 Speaker 1: get upset when they're not victims. And this is something 221 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:11,559 Speaker 1: that has changed in my lifetime because when I was 222 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,640 Speaker 1: a kid, you didn't you you didn't want to be 223 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 1: a victim. You know, he was like, I'm glad, I'm lucky. 224 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 1: I'm not a victim. Nobody's taking advantage of Now It's like, 225 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:24,079 Speaker 1: oh man. The best example of that is the Colorado 226 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:27,120 Speaker 1: Rocky story from a couple of weeks ago. Remember that 227 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,920 Speaker 1: one where the fan, the fan behind on plate was 228 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Speaker 1: screaming dinger with a d right. I got picked up 229 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,440 Speaker 1: on the microphone behind on plate. And of course social 230 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:42,600 Speaker 1: media always going to the worst possible place, uh said 231 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,160 Speaker 1: that this guy screamed out the N word, and then 232 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,200 Speaker 1: they went back and they realized he was just screaming 233 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,600 Speaker 1: out for the Rockies mascot to come over to him. 234 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,840 Speaker 1: But the guy on the Marlins, I forget the guy's name, 235 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:56,000 Speaker 1: but the guy in the Marlins who was interviewed, um, 236 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:59,280 Speaker 1: remember he went on and on. It's like, uh, I 237 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,520 Speaker 1: heard it. He felt like he was the victim. He 238 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 1: really wanted to be the victim. Like I remember watching 239 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,840 Speaker 1: his comments and I was like, wow, this guy really 240 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,960 Speaker 1: is upset. He's not the victim. You know, it could 241 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,120 Speaker 1: be like that scenario where you're you're playing on Miami's defense, right, Like, 242 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,600 Speaker 1: you know, Miami gets a turnover, they get the turnover chain, 243 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,360 Speaker 1: and so all of a sudden you have something that 244 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,320 Speaker 1: comes to prevalent and you're like, I got the virtue 245 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,560 Speaker 1: signal and chain, right like I got the gold like 246 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:24,000 Speaker 1: I got something to put around my neck. Yeah, no, exactly. 247 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 1: It's just it's it's not the Potters have that too, 248 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,680 Speaker 1: right the when they hit a hold on they have 249 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,600 Speaker 1: the SD chain that they put it. Good for the 250 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 1: nationally naturally West third place standings, Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh 251 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,760 Speaker 1: they were great. They were the best team in baseball 252 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,880 Speaker 1: for like we're even in first place. I feel like 253 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:45,480 Speaker 1: the Giants have been in first place in baseball. I 254 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,120 Speaker 1: think San Diego was like in first place for a 255 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,600 Speaker 1: couple of weeks, then the Dodgers and then San Francisco 256 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 1: took him over at the tail end of the middle 257 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:55,040 Speaker 1: of April, and then the Dodgers an hour obviously in 258 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 1: a dogy with this weekend series, do we need to 259 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 1: do a wellness check? In my friend hacks All, there 260 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:03,960 Speaker 1: is cardiac arrest because the padres a falling apart and 261 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,080 Speaker 1: heart stop it in Mission Valley when it's not Mission 262 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 1: Valley anymore. See that's a day to day because the 263 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,160 Speaker 1: Potters used to play Mission Valley, but now now it's 264 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:16,240 Speaker 1: down downtwass slap? Do you call it gas slap or downtown? Uh? Well, 265 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,680 Speaker 1: I always think of it at downtown. I know everyone's 266 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,320 Speaker 1: just gas lamp because all the bars and all that 267 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,040 Speaker 1: stuff are there. But I always what's just downtown? Just 268 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,320 Speaker 1: in downtown. That's why I go to downtown San Diego. 269 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,400 Speaker 1: That's where it is, right, I'll be I'll be down 270 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 1: there tomorrow night. Oh yeah. Then a little San Diego example, 271 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,520 Speaker 1: what do you. What are you going down? I'm actually 272 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,920 Speaker 1: going to del morow on closing day? Oh is that 273 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,360 Speaker 1: this weekend? Is that Monday? Yeah? Monday, Yeah, Labor Day. 274 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,280 Speaker 1: So I gotta go down there for work one day 275 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 1: and then down there I'm Monday to play a little bit. 276 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna make a weekend out of it. Are 277 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,160 Speaker 1: you gonna see my guy, Marlin's Man? Are you gonna 278 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,360 Speaker 1: check out Marlin's Man, friend of the show. I gotta like, yeah, 279 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,760 Speaker 1: but I can't call him marlins Man. Like, what's his 280 00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,440 Speaker 1: real name? His name is Lawrence, but I call him 281 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:04,040 Speaker 1: Marlin's Man. When I talked to hey, Marlin's Man, I 282 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,400 Speaker 1: don't remember. I often forget his name, his real name, 283 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,080 Speaker 1: because to me, he's a superhero. People get very snip 284 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,880 Speaker 1: by that. But he's the fans superhero, just like Clipper Darryl. 285 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,880 Speaker 1: I call him Clipper Darrell. I don't call him Daryl. 286 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,720 Speaker 1: I call him Clipper Daryl. He says that means if 287 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,480 Speaker 1: you approach, if you approach Neon Dion, will you call 288 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,000 Speaker 1: him Coach Sanders or will you call him Dion Sanders. 289 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:29,560 Speaker 1: I'll call him all he wants to be called coach Prime, Right, Yeah, 290 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,680 Speaker 1: Uh no, I'm bummed out. I guess I don't know 291 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,760 Speaker 1: if I told that story here on the podcast. I 292 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 1: don't think I did yesterday. I'm trying to remember. It's 293 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,520 Speaker 1: just a haze right now. It's a steeple chase, a 294 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,760 Speaker 1: lot of obstacles. But I I had to turn down 295 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:48,160 Speaker 1: marlins Man twice. This one, Yeah, Monday, he was at 296 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 1: the Dodger Braves game and he he texts me in 297 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,640 Speaker 1: the afternoon and he's like, hey, I got a ticket 298 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,600 Speaker 1: and you know v I p right behind him. PLATE 299 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,520 Speaker 1: want you to be my guest. And I couldn't do it, 300 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,640 Speaker 1: I think the show because I had to prepare for 301 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,040 Speaker 1: the show. And uh, you know when you go with 302 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,720 Speaker 1: Marlin's Man, there's like a cavalcadeo. You know, it's a 303 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,400 Speaker 1: big to do. You know, he's like a super people. 304 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,520 Speaker 1: Kids want to take pictures with him, he signs autographs, 305 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,320 Speaker 1: you know, adults are asking like, what the hell are 306 00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:14,919 Speaker 1: you doing to go to all these games? How can 307 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,760 Speaker 1: you afford this? Um, So there's a lot going on 308 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,520 Speaker 1: and I I couldn't do it because it was it 309 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,520 Speaker 1: was I was just not available because to get ready 310 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,040 Speaker 1: for the show. Believe it or not, I don't just 311 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,679 Speaker 1: roll into the studio. I have to. There's a lot 312 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,280 Speaker 1: of preparation that goes into it. Yeah, and you you 313 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,440 Speaker 1: can't roll anymore anyway. You'll bang your knee and cut 314 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,720 Speaker 1: it up and fall it on the ground, and exactly, 315 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,359 Speaker 1: I can't. I can't do that. So so anyway, so 316 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:38,200 Speaker 1: that happened. And then it was funny because he Marlin's 317 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,880 Speaker 1: Man was texting me during the game. I was watching 318 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,320 Speaker 1: the Dodger game. I had it on in the studio, 319 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:47,800 Speaker 1: and Marlin's Man was texting me and he had a Pablo, 320 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,920 Speaker 1: the guy from Channel eleven. Uh, I forget his last name. 321 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,119 Speaker 1: Good guy. He's from Miami, so he knows Marlin's Man. 322 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,360 Speaker 1: So Marlin's Man is like, hey, this guy came instead 323 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:58,040 Speaker 1: of you. And then they were busting my balls, both 324 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,040 Speaker 1: of them, back and forth. Channel eleven here now A obviously. 325 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:04,280 Speaker 1: And then and then on Wednesday, while I woke up, 326 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:07,760 Speaker 1: I I got a bunch of texts like Marlin's Man 327 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,320 Speaker 1: is on a plane flying into l A's like, Hey, 328 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,480 Speaker 1: I'm on my way to l A. I want you 329 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,560 Speaker 1: to go to the game tonight. And again I had 330 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,399 Speaker 1: to I had to turn him down. So Hopefully he 331 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,040 Speaker 1: does not hold the grudge against me, so I we'll 332 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,000 Speaker 1: find out. But I did tell him once the playoffs 333 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,480 Speaker 1: come around, I will adjust my schedule because in the playoffs, 334 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,240 Speaker 1: we we'll talk about a baseball game like a Dodger 335 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,000 Speaker 1: playoff game. We'll do a whole thing on it. But 336 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,480 Speaker 1: we're not gonna do a whole thing regular season Dodger game. 337 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,680 Speaker 1: And it's just not realistic unless unless Kenny Jansen goes 338 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,720 Speaker 1: out and ships the bed then we can do that. 339 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:43,040 Speaker 1: Or kersha, Yeah, well, kersha, he's like a rumor. He 340 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,359 Speaker 1: hadn't when's the last time Kershaw told the rubber It's 341 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,359 Speaker 1: been a while, right, maybe like, yeah, it's been forever 342 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:53,200 Speaker 1: mayor early June. He's been out forever. Kershaw's season is, uh, 343 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,280 Speaker 1: it's not so good, right, Who could have predicted to 344 00:18:56,440 --> 00:19:00,439 Speaker 1: pay him that contract? And yeah, he couldn't see that one, right. 345 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,960 Speaker 1: I just have so much money. I don't think they care, 346 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,720 Speaker 1: you know, hatting that luxury tax that was gonna hurt 347 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:11,480 Speaker 1: a little bit. You can afford it. You can afford it, 348 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,600 Speaker 1: and the rest of baseball is like at the dog, 349 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,480 Speaker 1: they don't. Yeah, I mean this is going to improve 350 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,600 Speaker 1: the pot. You understand how better the pot, how much 351 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,560 Speaker 1: better the podcast is gonna be? Now, No, because now 352 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,240 Speaker 1: when we do our mailbag sessions, you're gonna have every Tom, 353 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,000 Speaker 1: Dick and Harry asking for you to start playing drops 354 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,080 Speaker 1: during you'd like to recommend to drop. Now, these are 355 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:35,639 Speaker 1: my own drops. I don't have the you know, the 356 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,480 Speaker 1: drops that we have from the show. These are my 357 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,080 Speaker 1: own drops, so I don't have. These are different drops, 358 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,359 Speaker 1: so and I have a limited amount. I'm still putting 359 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:55,120 Speaker 1: them in. Yeah, it's not good. Look as another as 360 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 1: a cell phone calling in. That's a cell phone. That's 361 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,520 Speaker 1: like an old school Nokia flip phone. Like they don't 362 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:04,760 Speaker 1: make that more exactly. Yeah, come on, bro, you know, 363 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:11,160 Speaker 1: give me better than that problem. All right? Moving on 364 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:16,439 Speaker 1: the podcast studio, which hopefully you're hearing this we are 365 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,440 Speaker 1: broadcasting from who knows. I have no idea, but the 366 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,199 Speaker 1: podcast studio up and ringing the great Jake Warner. The 367 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,359 Speaker 1: first he's an answer to a tribute question Jake Warner, 368 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,600 Speaker 1: my former engineer Stay Awake with Jake. I was on 369 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,640 Speaker 1: his podcast. We talked about this and Jake said, hey, 370 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,639 Speaker 1: you sound internetie. You sound like crap. Can you please 371 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,280 Speaker 1: I can fix that. I know some things to buy. 372 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:41,120 Speaker 1: So I bought the things and he showed up, put 373 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:44,440 Speaker 1: everything together home studio, Good to Go, came out, had 374 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:49,120 Speaker 1: a great visit, set everything up. We chatted very briefly. 375 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,480 Speaker 1: Uh and we uh we we had success. Now that 376 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,480 Speaker 1: there was an issue with the cables, but we we 377 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,040 Speaker 1: fixed the cables. I know you're very concerned about that. Uh. 378 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,600 Speaker 1: And I have had no idea. I had bought in 379 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,520 Speaker 1: stereo cables. I thought stereo was better. But when you're 380 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:09,199 Speaker 1: recording audio content, mono is the way to go. So 381 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 1: I learned a valuable audio lesson that winn in doubt 382 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,840 Speaker 1: throw the mono out, that that is the that is 383 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,880 Speaker 1: the way to go. So when they record you doing 384 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,879 Speaker 1: your own videos and the documentary too, they recorded you 385 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:26,040 Speaker 1: in mono. Yeah did. I didn't ask what they were recording, 386 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 1: and I just just kept talking and talking and talking 387 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:33,560 Speaker 1: and talking and talking. Those things are still airing. I 388 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,440 Speaker 1: get email. This could be an evergreen thing. This is great. 389 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:41,520 Speaker 1: Those evergreen shows are wonderful. That reminds me September the seventh, 390 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,359 Speaker 1: which is a few days from now. Yeah, um, I 391 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:49,520 Speaker 1: will be making a television debut. Oh is that right, 392 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,720 Speaker 1: are you? Are you going on the Jerry Springer Show? No? 393 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:59,040 Speaker 1: But American Crime Story season three? Oh it's what do you? 394 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,880 Speaker 1: It's the Bill Clinton impeachment, So I, uh, I play 395 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:06,440 Speaker 1: a reporter that on? Is that on Netflix? No, it's 396 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,720 Speaker 1: on X Okay, I think Coop was talking about that. 397 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,240 Speaker 1: Maybe not. I feel like I've heard that somewhere, maybe 398 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,879 Speaker 1: it was from you. But it's on FX. Yeah, on 399 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,280 Speaker 1: FX September the seventh, So unless, of course they just 400 00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:24,639 Speaker 1: chopped me out. But yeah, I am I'm one of' 401 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,280 Speaker 1: I didn't realize this when I shot it, but I'm 402 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:31,520 Speaker 1: one of four reporters that starts grilling Paula Jones and um. 403 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,760 Speaker 1: All the other reporters that I was with were sitting 404 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,560 Speaker 1: down when they asked questions, and during the press conference, 405 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,400 Speaker 1: I decided to stand up, like part of my part 406 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,080 Speaker 1: like being like, you know, aggressive and all this bullshit. 407 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,960 Speaker 1: So I stood up and the entire Omni Hotel was 408 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,960 Speaker 1: covered in people. So I made the mistake of turning around, 409 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,360 Speaker 1: and when I did, it was like, holy sh it, 410 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,879 Speaker 1: I'm actually really doing this for like hundreds of people. 411 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,960 Speaker 1: So it's kind of nerve racking. But yeah, we'll see 412 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:04,080 Speaker 1: how the camera likes me us. So you you filmed 413 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,679 Speaker 1: this and you didn't realize where you were around? Or 414 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,480 Speaker 1: is it just how they edited together? Has no, No, 415 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,760 Speaker 1: So we we go into the we go into the 416 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,640 Speaker 1: Omni Hotel, but we're in the front row and then 417 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,800 Speaker 1: they bring like a sea of extras behind us to 418 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,159 Speaker 1: make it look like this massive press conference about you know, 419 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:27,440 Speaker 1: obviously Bill Clinton being accused of sexual harassment. So all 420 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,399 Speaker 1: the questions that were asked by these reporters, they're all 421 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,600 Speaker 1: sitting down the front row, but they're all sitting down 422 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,160 Speaker 1: like they're not challenging her at all. And I just figured, like, funck, 423 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,399 Speaker 1: my scene. I'm not having a big role. But I 424 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,600 Speaker 1: felt like my scene I needed to attack her. So 425 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,720 Speaker 1: I got up and I started grilling her, like basically 426 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,840 Speaker 1: airing her out. But then I was grandstanding to like 427 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,880 Speaker 1: like you would be um, like what's his name from CNN? 428 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:58,639 Speaker 1: Um Anderson Cooper? No, No, who's the Georgia Costa you're 429 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:02,280 Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah, Costas. It was just like that, so Acosta, 430 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,640 Speaker 1: how he is with Trump? So I basically was attacking 431 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,960 Speaker 1: Paula Jones. But I would turn around to face the crowd, 432 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,440 Speaker 1: like basically have all their support. And when I did that, 433 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,639 Speaker 1: it was kind of like that come to Jesus moment, like, 434 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,520 Speaker 1: holy shit, I'm performing in front of all these people. 435 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,280 Speaker 1: You know, Like it's different when we're in the studio 436 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,280 Speaker 1: because you and I are in isolated bays. But when 437 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,280 Speaker 1: you're doing it in a big gass room with you know, 438 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,280 Speaker 1: millions of dollars worth of equipment and talent. Yeah, it 439 00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:31,960 Speaker 1: got to be for a split second, Wow, you fell 440 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,239 Speaker 1: into the that's like curb your enthusiasm style acting right 441 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 1: where you just add are you allowed to do that 442 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,280 Speaker 1: when you I don't do these acting gigs. Yeah, I 443 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,480 Speaker 1: did it. Yeah, And they didn't say anything like that. 444 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,720 Speaker 1: But sometimes people come you have to exactly like I'll 445 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,400 Speaker 1: get my the way I relate to that guests. Why 446 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,440 Speaker 1: I get a lot of commercials we voiced over for 447 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,760 Speaker 1: the podcast of the radio show, and it sometimes the 448 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,080 Speaker 1: copy will say, do not add lib. No. I always 449 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,880 Speaker 1: think better when you just toss extra stuff in, because 450 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 1: I I give even when I'm doing the p s 451 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,280 Speaker 1: A s for Nitza on drinking and driving or or 452 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,639 Speaker 1: weed or whatever. I like, I'll throw some extra content. 453 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,440 Speaker 1: And but sometimes the people like no, you gotta word 454 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,080 Speaker 1: for word verbatim, and I always hate those. I like 455 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,199 Speaker 1: to I like to have creative license. I like to 456 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,639 Speaker 1: have artistic freedom. And that's because the creative directors don't 457 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,040 Speaker 1: like you butchering their copy. But most of the time 458 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:23,960 Speaker 1: their copy sucks, so like they don't, they don't voice 459 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,359 Speaker 1: that you do. And U. I had a commercial I 460 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,200 Speaker 1: won't say for who this week, but they the copy 461 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,040 Speaker 1: they gave me for a live read during the show 462 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:37,160 Speaker 1: was wrong. Uh, it was, it was. It was something. 463 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,720 Speaker 1: It had something to do with, Hey, check out the 464 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,000 Speaker 1: you know the exhibition football this weekend. There's no exhibition 465 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 1: games this weekend. So there were some other things I 466 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:49,080 Speaker 1: had to on the on the fly, So that's cool. Sorry. 467 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,480 Speaker 1: How much how much you get paid for a gig 468 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:56,160 Speaker 1: like that? More than I do? It? Fox was that 469 00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:01,480 Speaker 1: that could be two dollars in decent I just read. 470 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,080 Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought this up because I just read 471 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,680 Speaker 1: the other day and I didn't know this. The film 472 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,840 Speaker 1: The Thin Red Line. Yeah, you know the movie, so 473 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:14,520 Speaker 1: I did not know. But in post production, Adrian Brody 474 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,200 Speaker 1: in that film, he was supposed to be the lead. 475 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,280 Speaker 1: He went from the lead. He only had two lines 476 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,159 Speaker 1: of dialogue and he was just edited him out in 477 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,119 Speaker 1: post production. He had two lines of Donald of dialogue 478 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:33,280 Speaker 1: Billy Bob Thornton, three hours of narration that was never used. 479 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,080 Speaker 1: That was does he get paid for that? They gotta 480 00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:40,159 Speaker 1: pay him? And Mickey Rourke can only be found in 481 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:44,920 Speaker 1: the DVD of The Thin Red Line. Now, those are 482 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,679 Speaker 1: all people we've heard of, so they're probably not upset 483 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,800 Speaker 1: about that, but we're too upset about it. But imagine 484 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,880 Speaker 1: if you were somebody that you hadn't heard of that 485 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,480 Speaker 1: I needed that movie, and then you find that you 486 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,040 Speaker 1: you spent all this time making The Thin Red Line 487 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,000 Speaker 1: and you're the lead here, and then all of a sudden, 488 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 Speaker 1: no you're not. You only have two lines in the movie. 489 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,480 Speaker 1: So that'd yeah. I mean, they give you stage directions 490 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,320 Speaker 1: and things you need to do. But we actually shot 491 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:13,600 Speaker 1: that one scene, Like my call time was five am, 492 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,800 Speaker 1: and we didn't get into wardrobe and hair and makeup 493 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,800 Speaker 1: until eight am, and they wouldn't start shooting till twelve 494 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,320 Speaker 1: and then we didn't finished shooting that scene until PM. 495 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,679 Speaker 1: So it was like an entire day shooting one scene 496 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:32,119 Speaker 1: of one episode. It was I would I would hate that. 497 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,960 Speaker 1: Although you're in a group, there's a lot of people 498 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,880 Speaker 1: I know that do acting on the side. Yeah, which 499 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,400 Speaker 1: is weird because of the four reporters that were in there, 500 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,640 Speaker 1: Me and one of the guy, we're sports reporters or sportscasters, 501 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,879 Speaker 1: and the other guy is not working anymore. But what 502 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,800 Speaker 1: was the guy's name? Was it Jeff Witcher? I don't know, 503 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,720 Speaker 1: I forget. He looked like a disheveled, little like guy. Yeah, 504 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,560 Speaker 1: that that by the guy I know, Jeff Witcher, disheveled 505 00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,720 Speaker 1: at the white guy. Oh yeah, good, it could be him. 506 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:05,160 Speaker 1: And he he used to play all of the sports 507 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,119 Speaker 1: reporters if they needed central casting, if they needed a 508 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,080 Speaker 1: sports reporter, they would go to Jeff Wicher and he hosted. 509 00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:13,880 Speaker 1: He was one of the hosts of Dodger Talk back 510 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,720 Speaker 1: in the when I was coming up the radio ranks. 511 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,159 Speaker 1: Just a great guy. He's an old school He worked 512 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:23,119 Speaker 1: at k A b C in l A when that 513 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,280 Speaker 1: was the number one radio station, and he would tell 514 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,719 Speaker 1: me stories of how they treated the on air staff 515 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,879 Speaker 1: and it was just spoil them and they all made 516 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,359 Speaker 1: ridunculous money and it was like the golden age of radio. 517 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,760 Speaker 1: And he would do that to bust my balls, because 518 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,840 Speaker 1: it's not like that anymore. But he's like back back 519 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,080 Speaker 1: in the old days. Let me tell you, Oh my god, 520 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:47,840 Speaker 1: it was amazing this, that and the other thing. And anyway, 521 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,280 Speaker 1: I just said his name popped in my in my head, 522 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,000 Speaker 1: and so I thought I would go down that road. 523 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,600 Speaker 1: So you want to get scientifical? Would you like to 524 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,440 Speaker 1: get scientifically here? We could as I'm looking for that 525 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,800 Speaker 1: guy or if it is the same dude that guys 526 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,800 Speaker 1: I know Jeff I know better, Jeff Witcher. The other 527 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,880 Speaker 1: one is I think it's Jeff Nasonson. I think, oh 528 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,080 Speaker 1: my god, that's exactly who it is. Oh yeah, yeah, 529 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,600 Speaker 1: Jeff names, Yeah, yeah he I know him a little bit. 530 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,080 Speaker 1: I don't know him as well as Jeff Wicher, but 531 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,280 Speaker 1: I know him a little bit. And yeah, he worked 532 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,040 Speaker 1: at one of the news stations I believe, you know. 533 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,440 Speaker 1: I mean, he he looks like a he looks like 534 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:33,840 Speaker 1: a knockoff version of Steve Hartman or Sam Farber, like 535 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:40,880 Speaker 1: like your typical eastline white talk show host, baseline radio 536 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,280 Speaker 1: guy that would be That would be Mo'm glad he's 537 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,680 Speaker 1: still he's still doing stuff. So yeah, so that's texted 538 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,000 Speaker 1: you his uh, his stuff. That's pretty funny. Small world. 539 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:56,320 Speaker 1: It's a small world, after all. It's a small small world, 540 00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:01,560 Speaker 1: all right. Let's get scientifical here. Let's see here the 541 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,240 Speaker 1: worst days of the week to have your stuff stolen 542 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,960 Speaker 1: by a porch pirate. Monday, that is one of them. 543 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:16,080 Speaker 1: What's the other day? Friday? Now Monday and Tuesday? So 544 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,440 Speaker 1: is that because people have a tough weekend and they 545 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,200 Speaker 1: want to come back and try to get some some 546 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,880 Speaker 1: money and some stuff back. And I don't know, but 547 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,400 Speaker 1: they say those are the two days that are are 548 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,680 Speaker 1: the worst for that kind of I've had mail stolen 549 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,760 Speaker 1: here had mail stolen. I've had but the place that 550 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:36,320 Speaker 1: I live at there's the same address on the back side, 551 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,680 Speaker 1: it's just different. It's just a different street names, the 552 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 1: numbers are the same. So sometimes like EPs or Amazon 553 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,240 Speaker 1: will deliver it to the back side property and not mine, 554 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,080 Speaker 1: so I don't get it for like an extended week 555 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:53,560 Speaker 1: or two. I I had a neighbor where the old place, 556 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,200 Speaker 1: well two places ago that I lived, and we're pretty 557 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,560 Speaker 1: sure that she was stealing male because the local police 558 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,280 Speaker 1: department sent out My wife follows them like Facebook, and 559 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 1: they sent out a photo of someone that had been 560 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,520 Speaker 1: taken off a camera on a porch, you know, one 561 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,720 Speaker 1: of those ring camera things, and it was I'm asking god, 562 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,320 Speaker 1: it was this woman that lived next door, blonde woman 563 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,040 Speaker 1: who wore ugs all the time. And uh, and she 564 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,040 Speaker 1: had the same car and just like they looked almost exactly, 565 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,360 Speaker 1: and it had to be her. And I told my wife, 566 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,840 Speaker 1: we have a porch pirate that lives right next door. 567 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,120 Speaker 1: And she's probably not probably just looks like her all 568 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,600 Speaker 1: that she thinks. I all, you know, I think everyone 569 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,280 Speaker 1: looks the same, which is true. Actually, I think everyone 570 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:36,840 Speaker 1: kind of looks the same. I don't I'm not able 571 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:41,760 Speaker 1: to tell between between people. All Right, what else do 572 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:45,960 Speaker 1: we have here? Even untrained pet dogs, they say, can 573 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,760 Speaker 1: detect when their owners are about to have an epileptic seizure. 574 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:55,440 Speaker 1: That's exciting. But if the dogs not trained, what good 575 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,880 Speaker 1: does that do? Now? This is this is a wonderful 576 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,840 Speaker 1: thing that dogs help out people like this, But if 577 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,600 Speaker 1: you're by yourself, there's not much you can do. Right right, 578 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,640 Speaker 1: does not work? I don't know. I don't know how 579 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,840 Speaker 1: that works. But that's uh, that's an interesting one. The 580 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:17,280 Speaker 1: powers of dog, The powers of dog let's see here. Uh, 581 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:21,320 Speaker 1: your eyes. Your eyes may reveal whether or not you 582 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:26,800 Speaker 1: have heart disease. Does that? Does that move? You can't 583 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:31,640 Speaker 1: they tell through your eyes if you have UM either 584 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:37,680 Speaker 1: early onset or the potential to have Alzheimer's or dementia. Uh, 585 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,680 Speaker 1: that sounds sounds right to me. You know the one 586 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,840 Speaker 1: that I didn't know until my mom had it. But 587 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,880 Speaker 1: my mom had breast cancer, but then it spread to 588 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:51,720 Speaker 1: her liver and her eyes turned yellow. Uh, jaundice. I 589 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,040 Speaker 1: I my eyes when I was in the hospital with 590 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,640 Speaker 1: my gallbladder and I was all fucked up because I 591 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,040 Speaker 1: waited way too long to go to the hospital. Uh, 592 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,800 Speaker 1: my eyes were turning yellow. So that's that's a sign. 593 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,200 Speaker 1: If your eyes are turning your your eyes are turning yellow. Generally, 594 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,440 Speaker 1: that's not a good thing. That There are some cases. 595 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,040 Speaker 1: I remember Michael Jordan's in the documentary. People were like, hey, 596 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,120 Speaker 1: you know, Jordan's eyes don't look right, and they said 597 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,720 Speaker 1: he was okay. It was just I guess it was 598 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,160 Speaker 1: just the way the lighting was or something like that, 599 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,840 Speaker 1: or he had some some condition. But it wasn't like 600 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,280 Speaker 1: a big they said, it wasn't a big deal. Uh, 601 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:33,240 Speaker 1: who knows one third of the population suffers from a 602 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:39,600 Speaker 1: hatred of movements, a fear of fidgeting. So I do 603 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,360 Speaker 1: not suffer from this. I don't What is my big 604 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,800 Speaker 1: pet peeve? My big pet peeve is when people drive 605 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:50,560 Speaker 1: like absolute crappola, I lose. I don't think that's a 606 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:55,600 Speaker 1: actual medical condition. I don't think. But when when people 607 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,120 Speaker 1: are are driving poorly or drive too slow, or don't 608 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,200 Speaker 1: you know, I don't care if you cut me off 609 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,840 Speaker 1: as long as you signal, But if not, I'm gonna 610 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,280 Speaker 1: go like you know you are a Yeah, what happened? 611 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,520 Speaker 1: It's not worth my my toy is not working here? 612 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:17,680 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's not Let me see here the 613 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,279 Speaker 1: toy turned off? What happened to my toy? Oh? I 614 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:26,719 Speaker 1: see here? There go all right. I got concerned. I 615 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,520 Speaker 1: thought we haven't even made it through the first podcast 616 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:33,120 Speaker 1: with this thing, and it's what's going on. It's not right. 617 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,200 Speaker 1: It doesn't sound a lot, it doesn't sound well, what 618 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,080 Speaker 1: happened to it? I didn't do anything to it. Did 619 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,919 Speaker 1: you charge you that? Yeah, it's charged. Yeah, the thing's charge. 620 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,360 Speaker 1: I don't know. What's a A. Well, it worked for 621 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,400 Speaker 1: like five minutes. Well, it's a good lot lasted. If 622 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,880 Speaker 1: you did you put a curse on it? Is that 623 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,200 Speaker 1: what you did? Guess God Will and the man upstairs? 624 00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,600 Speaker 1: Did you put a curse on my toy? You can never? 625 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,239 Speaker 1: Does that sound right? I want to say her, hold 626 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:03,640 Speaker 1: on a second, fix it here, but this here, like this, 627 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:08,600 Speaker 1: like this in doing this live on the air, being surgery. No, 628 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,799 Speaker 1: still not working. Yeah, I don't know what happened. And 629 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,040 Speaker 1: it was working fine. I didn't even touch the thing, 630 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,080 Speaker 1: and it's it's what kind of what kind of device 631 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,160 Speaker 1: is that? I couldn't even make it a forty minute podcast? 632 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:23,480 Speaker 1: Thirty five minute podcast? My god, that's a sign, you know, 633 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,600 Speaker 1: that's a sign. Gast gun tap out, that's a side 634 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,640 Speaker 1: we gotta give up. Yeah, that's it. Throwing the towel, 635 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:32,120 Speaker 1: throwing the sponge. We'll be back with the mail Bag 636 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:36,319 Speaker 1: on Sunday. All new questions. They're gonna sound like we've 637 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:40,360 Speaker 1: heard them before, but all new questions in the mail 638 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,120 Speaker 1: Bag podcast on Sunday. Have a great rest of your Saturday, 639 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,160 Speaker 1: and that we will catch you there.