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Speaker 2: I think this mother deserves Mother of the Year.

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Speaker 1: You know, we we do not recognize the mothers who

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like, where are their flowers? Where are their flowers?

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Speaker 2: It takes It takes a lot of guts. Wow, takes

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Speaker 2: a lot of the guts and a lot of fearlessness,

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Speaker 2: bravery to completely ignore your your cancer written child. You know,

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Speaker 2: there's there's make a wish yep, right boom, But what

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Speaker 2: about make a bit, not go to the hospital, make

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Speaker 2: a bitch. That's that's good, to take a bitch a bitch.

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Speaker 2: And here one in the making in this story right here,

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Speaker 2: right here, these are the what are the ingredients? Where

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Speaker 2: are the ingredients in the make a bitch foundation? Well,

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Speaker 2: the foundation consists of first posting whatever this sop story is,

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Speaker 2: to let it yep boom too uh having a child,

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Speaker 2: and then proceeding to completely neglect it. Yes, crucial, critical, crucial,

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Speaker 2: critical three, referring to your child as it yes.

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Speaker 3: Which I just did.

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Speaker 2: So maybe I'm you know, not to be.

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Speaker 3: A runner up.

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Speaker 1: Technically, it's I don't care if it's Christmas, like it's

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Speaker 2: But no, no, no, it's not the child, is it?

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Speaker 3: The child?

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Before Christmas? I don't care that this thing is here.

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Speaker 1: But but Sam, we're gonna we're gonna hear op out here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're going to see I would love to hear

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Speaker 2: this coming out story. Probably a lot less fun than

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Speaker 2: the ones that I've heard in the house. That's because

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Speaker 3: So lame blame.

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Speaker 1: Let's see how friends had like three coming out parties.

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Speaker 2: So you know why I came to be coming out

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Speaker 2: life what it's because like he came out to like

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Speaker 2: and technically, I guess you could do that, like you

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's that's you. Gotta throw a ranger for that one.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm talking like dildos.

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Speaker 2: You know, you don't find many uh dildo whip makers

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Speaker 3: It's huge.

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Speaker 2: It's huge. It's huge. Not the dildos. The dildos are

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Speaker 1: There we go, Speaking of whips, We're going to see

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Speaker 1: if Opie gets whipped into shape.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's whip with this story.

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Speaker 1: My thirty nine female daughter sixteen female has had a

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Speaker 3: She was a kid. Girl, tell me issue.

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Speaker 1: Actually, there are certain foods that will upset her stomach

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Speaker 2: I'm no doctor, but I've perused web md a bit,

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Speaker 2: and all roads lead to cancer as much much the

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Speaker 2: But you've seen that. You've seen the last last supper, bros.

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Speaker 2: They talk about the body of Christ. You are eating

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Speaker 1: Westboro Baptist just canceled you. Yeah, I know, I know,

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Speaker 2: Yikes, that's rough and as and seriousness. That diet is

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Speaker 1: My sister would eat entire tubs of ice cream in

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Speaker 3: That's that's funny. Well, that's funny.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I just revealing all my childhood trauma exactly.

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Speaker 3: That's our new show.

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Speaker 2: Say yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 1: And as horrible as my daughter feels after she eats them.

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Speaker 3: She still still refuses.

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Speaker 1: That's bad. That's super bad. Why would you do that

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Speaker 2: I know? But also the parent, it's like if your

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Speaker 1: No, we we need to, you know, let them make

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Speaker 1: All I'm saying is my kids are expressing themselves through

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Speaker 3: It's it's really it's it's it's art. Honestly. Can we

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Speaker 2: Can we normalize crack pipes? You know, I'm not saying

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Speaker 2: and just realize, like you know, it has like this

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Speaker 3: It's it's society behold.

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Speaker 2: Never Okay, so I've been on this side of Reddit before. Wow,

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Speaker 2: and it's like crack crackhead inventions and you go this

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Speaker 2: this crackhead literally made a functional gun out of like

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Speaker 3: Really quick. We want this in my search history.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, John's looking at how to build it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, go down. Oh my god, oh there it is.

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Speaker 2: There is way click that click this one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that one, that one on the bottom on

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Speaker 1: Is that not insane? Crazy spacecat gun? That's a real gun?

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Speaker 1: Is that not insane? I mean yeah, this is like

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Speaker 1: this is like steampunk, Like wow, I mean you you

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Speaker 2: Homemade firearm you're playing with with with a loaded gun.

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Speaker 3: That show literally.

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Speaker 1: So like the cock the cocking agent is a quarter

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Speaker 1: oh my god, but the ingenuity on that is crazy.

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Speaker 1: I mean this, this person, this crackheads feed engineer at Google,

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Speaker 1: it even has a flashlight on it. I know, Bro,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, is that not I was wondring about that.

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Speaker 3: I was like, what's this bottom part here?

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Speaker 1: It's insane, bro, For anyone listening, It's basically a steampunk

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Speaker 1: a spring, trigger, a quarter as the like cock piece,

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Speaker 1: what looks like to be like the cars cigarette plug, uh,

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Speaker 2: rabbit rabbit hole and the rabbit hole. Yeah, I fired

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Speaker 3: How was it?

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Speaker 3: That's that's all you need. All of them were delicious

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Speaker 1: I gotta stop. That's way too much. All the meals

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Speaker 1: With your eating habits, you will live none honest will live.

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Speaker 2: No, no, little you will. You will be dead. I

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Speaker 1: Well, as you might have guessed, this ended up with

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Speaker 2: Fucking yikes.

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Speaker 1: And unlike all the previous times when something like this happened,

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Speaker 3: But what about doctor Pepper and twinkies?

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Speaker 2: Right, you're right, You're right, those are pretty sexy.

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Speaker 3: Come on now, this this part is crazy. Most of our.

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Speaker 1: And years, not at all, and maybe they don't like

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Speaker 3: So am I the A hole? What's the verdict?

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Speaker 2: I say, no, dude, this girl needs to learn that

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I think the daughter is definitely the a hole

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Speaker 2: Yeah, to say like, oh, I'm going to ruin Christmas

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