WEBVTT - Lineup Changes 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:05.400 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.080 week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:12.400 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.480 --> 0:00:15.400 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:19.560 rich pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:23.360 hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:28.280 with Ben Maller starts right now, and we are in 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:33.400 the air everywhere, border to border and beyond. There are 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:37.519 no borders on podcasting because eight days a week are 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:39.800 now required. We do this podcast eight days a week, 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:42.839 four hours a night on the overnight. Five days a 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:45.960 week clearly not enough. And as you know by now, 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:49.960 this is a spinoff of the the Ben Maller Radio Show, 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:52.479 and it's only a bill. You only hearing this on 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:55.680 the podcast We Can Curse. As you heard yesterday's podcast 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:59.160 with Looney Tunes, it was a lot of profanity. It 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:02.720 was a lot of dirty words because Looney loves to curse, 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:05.400 and he dragged me down and then I started cursing 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:07.360 and all that. But we thank you for downloading the 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:11.240 podcast and for better or worse yet again, joined by 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:16.520 right over there, David Gascon who's stepping into the studio 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:20.039 right again. I am into the spotlight, out from the 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:22.360 clouds where I was buried for a while. With you 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:25.840 and Tom Looney, it's, uh, it's always good. You know. 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:28.960 When I when I listened to you guys talk, I 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:32.440 swear it's like you guys grew up together. But Ben, 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:35.959 like Tom has that kind of personality. Were like, had 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:37.960 I known him in my teens or even when I 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:42.319 was like an elementary school, I'd be lifelong friends with him. Yeah. Yeah, 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:44.800 I I've always gotten along, you know, he's just like 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:47.560 click with certain peo. But I didn't know Looney until 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:52.480 my mid twenties and uh actually early twenties. But ever since, man, 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:55.400 we've been anytime we talk, it's like, yeah, it's like 0:01:55.760 --> 0:02:00.360 I actually have better conversations with him then my actual brothers. Uh, 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:03.120 it's wild. I don't even talk to my brothers that 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:06.040 much or or like that with with Looney. But it's 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:07.920 it's great, a blast doing the show with him. I 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:11.560 hope we worked together at some point again down the line. 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:13.120 I told him, I said, when I when they finally 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:14.720 get rid of me, I told him here, you know, 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:16.800 doing sports, I said, we'll do a We'll do a 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:20.399 political show to be like the liberal conservative back and forth, 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.839 like a crossfire type things like that. You know, that'd 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:24.760 be a be a fun show to work on, but 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:27.360 it was. It was great. So thanks to Looney for 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:30.040 spending some time with us there and spending a lot 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:33.919 of time talking about himself. We we are available on cameo. 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:38.440 I'm on cameo at ben malacameo dot com. Personalized video messages. 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:42.080 It's not it's not free, but I'm much cheaper than 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:44.720 the other on air people at the Fox Sports Radio, 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:48.840 Like there's Clay Travis on there, Rob Parker, guys like that, 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:51.680 but I'm at a lower price point. Did you did 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:54.760 you change your handle on cameo? There are reports out 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:58.000 there that you change your name to Mr Mallard. No, 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:00.640 I didn't changed man man, I didn't in touch cameo. 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:03.040 It's it's it's right there, it's Ben Mallor on cameo. 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:09.960 I did get my first really awkward cameo this week. Uh, 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.639 and I get these emails like you know, when when 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:15.680 you request the cameo, I get contacted, like my phone, 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.960 the email comes in, you know, all this all this stuff. 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:20.920 So I got a new cameo requests, and I was like, 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:22.880 all right, this guy, Jesse was a big fan of 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.919 the show. But his problem is he's a story and 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:28.320 so he sends me. Here's what he wrote on his 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:30.880 his cameo requests. He says, I want you to give 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:35.240 me a full Mallar monologue, phrasing the greatest sports franchise 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:39.840 in history, the Los Angeles Lakers. Don't skip on praising 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:43.600 the legends, is what Jesse said. So that's not you know, 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:47.240 guess n I'll do anything pretty much, you know, with 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.760 unless you're you know, said, hey, you know, give me 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:52.560 an endorsement for you know, a bunch of serial killers 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:54.400 and something. I probably wun't do that, but but I 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:56.200 was like this. I was like, okay, I'll do it whatever. 0:03:56.720 --> 0:04:00.560 And so I named my favorite era of Laker basketball. 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:03.600 I named that for Jesse. I also named my three 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:07.600 top Laker players of all time in the cameo for him. 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:10.440 And so I've never done that before, but I did it. 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:12.400 I did it. I gave my top three Lakers and 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:16.520 my favorite era Laker basketball all time, just for Jesse. 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:18.640 On the cameo request. How do he wanted? That's what 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:20.160 do you want? The man wanted, I gave it him. 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:24.400 How painful was it? It was actually enjoyable. It was enjoyable. 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:26.760 And if you hear it sometimes, if Jesse plays it 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:29.960 for you, you'll understand why it was enjoyable. But because 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:32.960 you got paid for it, that's why exactly, that's exactly 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:35.520 why it's enjoyable. So we have on the podcast. We 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:38.560 have pot on this podcast, we have pouting of the podcast, 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:43.360 we have pop quiz, study this and whatever else pops 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:46.240 up along the way. Yes, understand, of course, all right, 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:50.040 so podcast pouting. This is not about the fifth hour 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:53.320 with Ben Malley. This is about the radio show. So 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:57.880 in the middle of the week there's a mandate that 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:02.720 comes down from from our but never overlords that that 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:05.880 run the company, and they said, hey, we've decided to 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:09.279 change the format, and uh, you know, that's just the 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:12.440 way it's gonna be. And so traditionally, for years we 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:15.920 had had the podcast where it was just a big block. 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:20.560 It was the entire show. It's several hours of content 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.760 for a four hour show. It's probably two and a 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:27.000 half hours of a four hour show. And so that 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:28.760 would be up and you just download it. You could 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.080 listen to the entire show as you're cruising around doing 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:33.320 all that stuff. Well, they decided, wait a minute here, 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:37.880 let's use a little misdirection. Magicians use misdirection, So let's 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:41.560 use some misdirection. And uh, we will change up the 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.719 podcast and we'll make it each hour, so you have 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:48.360 to download each hour. And so they made this this 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:52.240 change and whatever. And uh oh, let me tell you 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:57.200 the pouting, the pouting, the hissy fits that have been 0:05:57.200 --> 0:06:03.040 taking place here unreal, the sulking, the whining. I feel 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.560 like I need to pass out some pacifiers to some 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:08.039 of these brigadier generals in the Malamusia. Now, a couple 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.520 of things. A as I pointed out, this what's what's 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:15.560 known as a mandate situation. Al Right, it was mandatory, 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:19.400 man tory. We had no control over it. It was 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:23.360 a directive. It was a proclamation that was made by 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:28.880 the higher ups. Uh number two, Listen, you're gonna get 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:32.160 used to it. And I want to point out in 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:35.400 the olden days, when we first really kind of got 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:37.719 into the podcasting thing, back when we were hanging out 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:41.560 with you know, witches and devils and all that, this 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:43.880 is how it was. They used to do it like this, 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:48.920 and then I remember when the bosses changed it and 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:52.080 they made another landmark decision and said to make it 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.560 a big block. People complained about that that they only 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:57.600 wanted to listen to certain parts of the blabber Mouth experience, 0:06:57.800 --> 0:06:59.640 and they didn't want to listen to the entire bag 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:01.800 of wind and bluster. They only want to hear pick 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:04.440 and choose what they want to listen to. So I 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:07.039 guess the lesson the moral of the story is you 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:09.640 can't please anyone, and people are just looking for stuff 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:11.320 to be upset about. And this is another thing to 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:14.920 complain about. And now I will agree Gascon that there 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:18.720 should be and I'm gonna talk to to the powers 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:20.880 that be here that the podcast should be put in 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:23.160 one to four. When you when you look at the 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:25.720 list of podcasts that way, if you play number one, 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:27.440 it will just play go on to number two, and 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:30.120 so that makes it easier right now. The first couple 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.600 of days, it was, if you look at the podcast 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:35.360 page on I Heart or Apple or any of the 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:38.960 podcast platforms, it looks like it's four three to one, 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:41.560 So it's in reverse order. Yeah, and it goes and 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:44.320 it goes that way because of how it's uploaded. So 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:49.000 that's the unfortunate thing about it. Now, I guess you've 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:51.000 got to appreciate the way that this is done though, 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:54.800 because in some ways this is kind of in your 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:58.840 book gamesmanship, because it's cooking of the books. If you will, 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:03.520 you get four times of downloads for one show, So 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:08.120 see if they download the entire program. Well, yeah, and 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:10.840 assuming that they will, because you got some rapid fans, 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:13.520 they will certainly do that. Worst case scenarios are gonna 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:16.200 click from one to the other to the other and 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:19.240 see if it's the hour that they want, because don't forget, 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:21.400 you get a credit if you listen to one minute, 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:23.600 so they're gonna listen at least one minute. So you're 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.920 saying that they have a finger in the pie. That there. 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:30.640 It's it's the old numbers game, right, yeah, manipulation situation, 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:32.760 and you're cooking the books a little bit, which I 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.320 have no problems, and I'm obedient, and they want to 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:37.120 cook the books, I'm right there with them. Way to go, 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:39.080 put your thumb on scale. I got no problem with that. 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:40.679 That's why they call the Baker's does and we'll give 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:42.840 you an extra that's right, that's right. They're getting away 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:45.880 with it. You're getting four for the price of one. Yeah, 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:48.400 we that's that's kind of like when you buy Apple 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:52.480 stock right now, you you wait the price of one. 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:55.360 That's right August twenty four if you're listening to this 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:58.199 podcast before that date, that is the date that that 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:01.880 stock will split and four. And you know, I don't 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:06.840 usually spend much money on expensive stocks like Apple, because 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:08.840 you know I don't. That's not what I do there, 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:13.080 But I I have. I've ponied up some cash there, 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:18.120 I guess Johan, I have. I figure it's it's worth 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:20.400 it because you're getting four for the price of one, 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:24.680 so that that resonates with me. That's a deal, so 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:26.760 I did. Now this will of course be the end 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:30.240 of Apple as a major multinational technology company. Once I 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:32.760 start investing in Apple, that's over. It's over for them. 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:34.480 That's it. See you later. I don't know. Well, I'm 0:09:34.559 --> 0:09:38.000 actually encouraged for Christmas season because I think if if 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:40.000 this turns out to be as successful as I think 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:43.240 it will be, Um, I think there's gotta be something 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:45.560 in my stocking. I know you've taken bad advice in 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:49.920 the past from a a former dentist who drove, you know, 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:51.640 drove your real estate. We didn't even get to that. 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.600 We gotta have Luney on again just to talk about 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:56.960 the real estate transaction, which I'm still underwater with because 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:59.640 of his advice. Yeah, it's gonna take you down that 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:01.720 rabbit hole one day, I'm sure, but I'll flip it 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:04.720 around and blame it on you. Yeah. So, So if 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.040 this turns out to be successful, which I think it 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:10.319 will be, I mean, because right, that's what this is about, right, 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.560 stocks in real estate, you gotta go through the turbulent 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.959 times to get through the green pasture. I think we'll 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:19.520 be okay. But the end of well, it's gone up 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:22.360 since I got in on. I think it's gone up 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:26.559 forty five dollars or something like that in the last week. 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:31.720 It's gone up. That's great, That's that's nuts. Man. Normally, 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:35.040 when I buy a stock, it goes down by it 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:38.240 doesn't he go, it doesn't go up. Now, what happens though, 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:40.800 if this turns out to be extremely successful, like well, 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:43.679 I get a well, I get a pat on the back, Well, 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:46.240 I get a thank you, I get a congratulations like 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:49.080 any of that. You know what, you get an audible 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:50.800 and I might even go west of the four oh 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:53.000 five and go to the Chicago Pizza place in the 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:55.079 LBC that you were was in the LBC where it 0:10:55.160 --> 0:11:00.960 was it is um Belmont Shore. Yeah, yeah, that's the 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:03.360 good part along beach, right Bill Monshore's always you know, 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:06.320 that's the ritzy part. That's the Beverly Hills or Long Beach. 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:10.120 Such a thing I used to I used to love 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:12.160 hanging out in Long Beach. I would take when I 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:15.360 lived in l A. I lived near in downtown, and 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:17.679 I would take the Gold Line all the way down 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:19.920 and then I would take the Red Line to the 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:22.120 Blue Line, so I'd take three trains. But then we'd 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:23.360 go all the way to it goes all the way 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:24.920 to the end there and you could walk to Rainbow 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:28.079 Harbor and that beautiful that love. Now I would that 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:29.840 would be like my Zen place. That would be in 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:32.200 my Zen place. I go down there and I was depressed, 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:33.760 having a bad day, go down there, just chill out. 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:35.840 Watch the sunset was beautiful. It was wonderful. Are looking 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.640 for some tranquility and a little peace and harmony. I 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:42.319 don't suspect you being that type. Yeah, well you are. 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:44.560 You know you're a douchebag. So that's we have pop 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:47.560 quiz ready for pop quiz. Yes, here we go. Be 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:50.080 sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:53.920 week days at two am Eastern Pacific. These are actual 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:57.720 questions that we found randomly and that we will quiz 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:00.200 David Gascon and you. The bid is you have to 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:03.080 play along and then we'll see where this goes. And 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:05.480 this is a quiz. You will be tested on this, 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.040 so we'll see how you do. All right, So here 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:11.360 we go. Over a hundred Americans go to the emergency 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:18.400 room every year after this happens to them at a barbecue. Um, 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:23.760 they've burned themselves. It would be more than a hundred 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:28.880 for burning guests. Guys. I don't think you're wrong. They 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:33.719 step on a nail, they accidentally eat a bristle from 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:38.760 the metal grill brush. What yeh? But that? Wow? Does 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:41.400 that happen? You're cleaning the barbecue with the metal build 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:44.080 do you like accidentally put it in the burger or 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:47.280 the hot dog sausage? I mean, what what is that 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:52.840 all about? I mean, unless people spray the grill and 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:57.160 then they start taking off all the all the past 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:01.199 that must be though to get that out. But what 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.560 did you? Holly fucking seriously, but when you clean your 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.040 what do they do to get that out? Can you 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:10.000 imagine when that's getting It's one thing to go in, 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:13.960 but to go out the other end. Yeah, you're oh, 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:17.839 oh my god, you're drinking some laxatives and you are 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:21.360 taking some kind of pain meds. Oh wow, that must 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:25.120 be terrible. You should do it to tell us what 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.480 you can You know you can get Coop to do it. No, no, 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:29.240 you should do it and then write a column or 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:31.400 a blog or whatever and say, here's what it was 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.080 like when it came out the other the other end. 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:38.600 You should have coop do it with vasoline. Don't help 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:42.040 once that well, he did eat a couple of spoonfuls 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:45.240 of asoline. Yeah, and one spoonful, one big spoonful of asoline. 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:49.760 That was funny, long long ago. All right. Oddly this 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:53.080 only happened seven times a month to most people. What 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:56.880 is it? Seven times? Most people only have this happened 0:13:56.920 --> 0:14:01.800 seven times a month? Um, doo doo doo doo doode. 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:10.080 They get they get prank called No they on average 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:13.680 people only get a really good night's sleep seven times 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:16.600 a month man, I've been having lack of good sleep 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:22.840 last two weeks. You're getting old, man, You crossed fifty. Man, Yeah, 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:25.760 you get older, you don't sleep as well. It's painingly. 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:28.120 I've never been a good sleeper, though I blame my parents. 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:31.920 I think it's genetic and I rarely get I have 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.840 to drug myself with that Kirkland brand sleeper to get 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.440 any real sleep. I just don't. I'm not a good sleeper. 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:40.560 Did your wife sleep well? Yes, Yes, she is a 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:44.200 glorious She's in the sleeping Hall of Fame. She's an 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:48.360 all time great sleeper. She can sleep anywhere at any time, 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:51.120 even if she's not even tired. She can sleep. It's 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:53.200 so she could fascinate. She could probably sleep on a 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:57.480 plane then, right, uh yeah, I don't know. Well we 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:59.360 don't just fly that. I think she's been able to 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:01.560 on the plane. That's the funk out of me, man, 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:03.400 because well, you know, you go along Boston, but you 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:05.920 get people that get on the plane and before the 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:10.640 plane even takes off, people are cocked out. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:13.000 that that's a pain in the ass. And I remember 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:15.040 when I was doing the the NBC thing and I'd 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:17.720 have to fly back, and you know, on Sunday night 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:19.840 after doing the overnight and being on all day with 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:23.880 Looney Tunes on the Blitz, and I recall, I was like, oh, 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.760 I'll just sleep on the plane. I never could sleep 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:28.360 on the Red Eye. I never could sleep on the 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:31.040 Red Eye and it was such a pain in the ass. 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.280 I was too big for the sea and I couldn't 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:36.880 get comfortable and all that stuff. But who's that guy? 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:40.440 Remember the picture like twenty years ago for the Arizona 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:44.200 Diamondbacks that could sleep anywhere. I have to look that up. 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:46.560 You don't remember. He was the closer when they won 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:50.600 the World Series. Uh, he was just what's the guy's name? 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:56.240 Oh um, Young Young Kim? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of the 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:59.640 Asian persuasion and he yeah, he was like a legendary 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:01.400 sleep Young Young Kim. He was the one that blew 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:03.480 a couple of saves against the Yankees. Yes he did. 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:05.640 He did not play that well. But that guy could sleep. 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:08.640 That was the lab member Scully. Vince Scully would regale 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:11.080 us with stories about how he would sleep on the bus, 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:13.440 on the plane, and then in the locker room. And 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:16.600 there's a lot of relief pictures in baseball dude, remember 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:18.880 the great Lee Smith Hall of Fame picture. I I 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:21.800 covered him at the end with the Angels, and I 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:25.800 recall that he would show up to the ballpark after 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:27.800 like like an hour before the game, and a lot 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:29.360 of guys have to get there three four hours before 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:31.040 the game. We would show up like right before the game, 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:33.480 and he would sleep. He would sleep until like the 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:36.240 seventh inning and they wake him up and then he 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:39.440 so he only really saw two winnings of the game 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.600 and h or whatever, and he and then he's usually 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:44.600 he'd see two winning seventh and eight, and then he'd 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:46.880 pitched in the ninth if the game was close. And yeah, 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:51.760 it's pretty good. So uh. In nineteen o six, a 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:57.080 home economist believed eating this particular food dish was so 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.920 bad for you that it was a cause for divorce. 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:10.520 Us food dish lasagna, lasagna like Garfield no pie? Pie? 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:16.280 That is it? Because arguments would be generated from arguments 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:20.520 on what kind of pie is the best kind of pie? Yeah, 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:23.080 I don't know, I don't know. That's all it says 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:26.520 here on this But pie is that because pie has 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:29.800 different meanings and different codes, and you know, could be 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:33.560 could be all right? Uh, let's see your Pennsylvania was 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:36.600 the first state to create an agency to protect this. 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:46.720 It's parks, no fish, m Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania states I know 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:50.680 about who knew? I had no idea. That's why we 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:53.160 do pop quiz. Guest gun right there. That's an example 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:55.720 of why we must do the pop quiz segment on 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:59.160 the Fifth Hour podcast. And uh and also don't forget 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:03.800 cameo all right? Uh? In ancient grease, now, I actually 0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:07.080 knew this one, Gascon, so you should know this. And 0:18:07.200 --> 0:18:10.240 if you don't know this, bad job by you. I'm 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:12.160 calling my shot right now because I learned this when 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:17.200 I was younger. So in ancient Greece, Olympic athletes would eat, 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:21.800 drink and rub this food item all over themselves to 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:27.359 give them superpowers of strength. As a garlic I wish. No, 0:18:27.480 --> 0:18:30.639 it's not garlic. Come on, gues. You don't know this. 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:36.639 Gascon does not know this? Um? Is it berries? No? 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:40.000 Not berries, not fish. That would be kind of freaky 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:42.280 if it was berries, because the berries would get you 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:46.600 all blue berries. You look blue or purple or whatever. Uh. No, 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:55.640 the the correct answer. I guess onions? Now? Why? How? Why? Onions? 0:18:56.240 --> 0:18:58.639 I don't know, I wasn't around in ancient Greece. I 0:18:58.720 --> 0:19:01.800 don't know. That's what they would do in ancient Greece. 0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:04.240 They would rub the onion, the powerful onion. That's pretty good. 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:06.840 That is pretty good. I was thinking garlic, because that's 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:09.680 obviously right up your alley. I love garlic. I have 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:11.359 I have a garlic story that I'll get to in 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:14.680 in our our science part of this well this is 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:17.360 not really science, but the study survey of this thing. Yeah, 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:19.040 I got a good garlic story that I'll get to. 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:22.440 I learned a fun fact. Did you know that originally 0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:27.120 the bananas were blue? Did you know that? I didn't 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:31.720 know that. Yeah, And they were blue bananas discovered where 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:34.479 I think they were all over people didn't like them. 0:19:35.800 --> 0:19:38.879 And then I watched I was watching a documentary about 0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:40.680 that this week, and they had like I was like, 0:19:40.800 --> 0:19:43.800 really blue, Well, I would think it would be cool 0:19:43.840 --> 0:19:46.200 to eat a blue banana. Yeah, the thing to eat 0:19:46.240 --> 0:19:50.760 a blue banana. Yeah, absolutely, bring back the blue banana. Yeah. 0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:54.560 I mean, I gotta have coloring your food, no matter what. Yeah, 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:57.199 I'm all about it. Right there, you go. All right, 0:19:57.480 --> 0:19:59.000 let's see what else do we have here? When it 0:19:59.080 --> 0:20:03.120 comes to breakfast. Sixteen percent of people when they enjoy 0:20:03.240 --> 0:20:09.480 a nice breakfast, have this in common. Do uh coffee? 0:20:09.880 --> 0:20:14.760 Do not coffee, But it is a type of beverage 0:20:17.800 --> 0:20:21.960 chocolate milk. Chocolate milk. Alright, it's not bad. How about soda? 0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:26.440 Fuck soda in the morning with your breakfast. I used 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:28.840 to do that. I was well when I didn't eat 0:20:28.840 --> 0:20:30.200 breakfast a lot. But I go to Jack in the 0:20:30.280 --> 0:20:34.040 Box and I get those French toasts sticks that were wonderful, 0:20:34.200 --> 0:20:36.760 and some hash browns, and I'd get a soda. That 0:20:36.960 --> 0:20:38.840 was my move because the orange that give you the 0:20:38.880 --> 0:20:40.520 orange juice, but it was like a lot smaller and 0:20:40.600 --> 0:20:42.639 I liked a lot to drink in those days, and 0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:46.000 so I would get like a dr pepper with my Yeah, 0:20:46.040 --> 0:20:47.800 that was that was my my meal. That was my 0:20:47.960 --> 0:20:51.240 hangover medicine. It was always a breakfast brittle from somewhere 0:20:51.600 --> 0:20:55.760 and a dr pepper. But never if I'm sober, I 0:20:55.800 --> 0:20:58.280 can't do so. But you, unfortunately, you're not sober very often. 0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:01.159 So I haven't drinking a time. Man. You should you 0:21:01.240 --> 0:21:04.680 know that. That's not what I hear. Uh, let's see 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:07.560 what else to be alright, of couples say they do 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:13.680 this separately. What is it shower? Uh? No, laundry that 0:21:13.760 --> 0:21:17.400 makes sense, isn't hers laundry? Yeah, I mean guys are more. 0:21:17.960 --> 0:21:20.919 Guys are more about just putting the entire clothes hamper 0:21:21.040 --> 0:21:23.800 into the washer and then drying it all at the 0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:26.119 same time. That's what I do. Yeah. Women are just 0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:29.040 I need to get my colors here, my whites there, 0:21:29.359 --> 0:21:34.040 my launderie here, all that bullshit. Don't have time. Yeah, 0:21:34.080 --> 0:21:36.360 and I I said it and forget it. I put 0:21:36.400 --> 0:21:38.520 everything in there and turn it on. Boom done. I'm 0:21:38.560 --> 0:21:42.440 on my way. Yeah, absolutely, alright, percent of kids will 0:21:42.520 --> 0:21:49.520