Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. Okay, I have
Speaker 1: a very big fear of bugs, specifically spiders, and I
Speaker 1: have noticed that now being single, I've really had to
Speaker 1: step up my game and be like the bug Corrallar
Speaker 1: in my household. And I also come from a place
Speaker 1: that I believe you know everything and has a place
Speaker 1: in this world. So I always try my best to
Speaker 1: let's get a cup or a paper and get the
Speaker 1: bug or the spider and deliver it safely outdoors. But
Speaker 1: my kids come first, and I have to do what
Speaker 1: I have to do to protect them. And it is
Speaker 1: spider season. And it happened to me this morning because
Speaker 1: I got up went to go pee and for some reason,
Speaker 1: something told me to look into and I don't usually
Speaker 1: do this because it's early. It was like six am.
Speaker 1: You go and you just sit on the toilet to
Speaker 1: go pee, and something told me to look down. And
Speaker 1: when I looked down, there was vil it is spider
Speaker 1: crawling out from under the seat of my toilet. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. It was huge. It was ginormous. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh boy, okay, what do I do? So
Speaker 1: I flush it down, but it fell down, and because
Speaker 1: the toilet wasn't flushing, I was like, okay, it still
Speaker 1: was moving and it kept going and its legs were going.
Speaker 1: I was like wow. And then I got panicked, and
Speaker 1: then I just tried to drown and sucker and I
Speaker 1: was taking everything in my bathroom and I was just
Speaker 1: like going like this, like just trying to drown it
Speaker 1: in the toilet water, and it kept coming back. So
Speaker 1: finally I got it with toilet paper. I got it
Speaker 1: out and put it on the ground, and then I
Speaker 1: screamed again because it started running, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: it's like the spider. It's like if cats have nine lives.
Speaker 1: I think the spider had like ten lives, twelve thirteen.
Speaker 1: It kept going and then I had to stomp on it,
Speaker 1: and then I was bummed because they were my my
Speaker 1: Balenciaga slippers, and I was like, oh, that's gonna leave
Speaker 1: a mark. But then I looked down and it wasn't
Speaker 1: in the toilet paper, it wasn't on the ground, and
Speaker 1: it wasn't on the Balenciagat slippers. It was gone. It
Speaker 1: got away, the spider that got away. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's somewhere in the house. But the bigger question is
Speaker 1: what if I didn't know and I was going to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and I was peeing and that spider crawled
Speaker 1: up me and laid like a thousand of its babies
Speaker 1: in my vagina? Like what would have happened? Am I
Speaker 1: the only one thinks about things like this? So now
Speaker 1: I can't sit on a toilet like. That's a fear that,
Speaker 1: like a spider will crawl into your private parts and
Speaker 1: your whattole in like lay eggs And what happens? Does
Speaker 1: it die up there? I don't know? Anyway, bring on
Speaker 1: the commentaries. Do you have that fear?
Speaker 2: Now? I will have that fear thanks to you?
Speaker 1: Oh good? I like to share.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we have some doozies this week, although a
Speaker 2: lot of questions.
Speaker 1: Good. There's only so many comments you can make about
Speaker 1: my physical appearance. Guys, So I'm really glad you sent
Speaker 1: some questions this week. All right, we'll start with a
Speaker 1: We'll start with a kinder one. Okay, Hey, toy, you
Speaker 1: are so hot, but you need a regular guy like me. Okay,
Speaker 1: did you send a picture? Nope? What is a regular guy? Though? Wow?
Speaker 1: Asking for all a single folk out there? What is
Speaker 1: a regular guy, Like a normal guy. What's normal? Oh?
Speaker 1: Like not someone in the business. Wait, did you hit
Speaker 1: reply reply to him and say what? Hi? I'm terribly
Speaker 1: terrible of this. I had no idea. No. The fact
Speaker 1: that I'm saying, like, you need a regular guy tells
Speaker 1: me that he's not the guy for me, because because
Speaker 1: he's leaving a comment for me here and he's saying
Speaker 1: I need a regular guy. But I'm just a regular girl.
Speaker 1: So why wouldn't I need a regular guy?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Okay, moving on? Do you shave or whack? Okay? So
Speaker 1: when I was growing up, so my mom being a
Speaker 1: different generation, they had whapped. So my hair's blonde on
Speaker 1: my body, thank god, so on my legs and arms.
Speaker 1: So I was like fourteen or fifteen, I was like,
Speaker 1: I really my all my friends were shaving, but my
Speaker 1: mom wanted me to wait and wanted me to whip
Speaker 1: because that's how she grew up. So she took me
Speaker 1: to Elizabeth Arden, which it was like very like l luxurious,
Speaker 1: lavish spob. Now there's ones everywhere, but back in the
Speaker 1: day it was like very prestigious and there's like only
Speaker 1: one in New York and one in LA and really
Speaker 1: parts sparkling water, champagne when the ladies came in and anyway,
Speaker 1: she took me there and had my legs waxed for
Speaker 1: the first time. And I was very excited because all
Speaker 1: my friends shaved and I finally like was embarrassed. I'd
Speaker 1: be wearing like knee socks and stuff. And I did it,
Speaker 1: and she was like, this is so much better. And
Speaker 1: I'm glad she told me this because there is validity
Speaker 1: to it. You know, back then there wasn't laser or anything,
Speaker 1: so you would wax or shave. And I'm glad she
Speaker 1: had me do that because the hair would take longer
Speaker 1: to grow back, and she would say it wouldn't grow
Speaker 1: back with as much sickness. And I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: not a hairy person to this day. Like if I
Speaker 1: can grow my leg hair out for like a month,
Speaker 1: good month or two, it'll be long, it'll be light,
Speaker 1: but it won't be Personally, I'll tell you that it
Speaker 1: is very thin. It's like the hair on your head,
Speaker 1: Like it's not those thick like ooh, you know when
Speaker 1: you feel a girl's legs and you're like, oh, like that.
Speaker 1: And I think my mom for this because she had
Speaker 1: me wax at a young age. But now I shave
Speaker 1: just because I'm lazy and I do it really fast.
Speaker 1: And I always nicked myself because I'm just like I
Speaker 1: have to take care of kids. So I shaved. The
Speaker 1: question is do the drapes match the carpet? Does the
Speaker 1: drapes match the carpet? Okay, So the drapes would be
Speaker 1: your hair, which mine's dyed, match the carpet, which is hardwood.
Speaker 1: It's I don't have carpet. I shave it offen. Okay,
Speaker 1: so much information, but no I have story. So back
Speaker 1: in the day when I had platinum hair, I remember
Speaker 1: this and Kevin, my dentist friend. Kevin was my roommate.
Speaker 1: I remember when I went platinum on nine O two
Speaker 1: one zero. I was at my hair dresser and getting
Speaker 1: it done, and I was like, at the time, like
Speaker 1: landing strips were in. Do you guys like is that
Speaker 1: a thing anymore where you would like shave just like
Speaker 1: a little square in your like a landing strip, And
Speaker 1: that's like what was in then in the nineties. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I said to my hairdresser, I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I love the color you did my hair. Wait, is
Speaker 1: that ever a thing Like I could dye my pubes
Speaker 1: like to match, like I'm platinum here, I could be
Speaker 1: platinum there, and I'm not like dark down there, but
Speaker 1: like brown. So and he was like, oh yeah, he
Speaker 1: was totally into it. So he whipped up a little
Speaker 1: bit and he gave it to me, and I don't
Speaker 1: know if it was like bleach whatever, like it was
Speaker 1: that whole thing. So I brought it home and I
Speaker 1: didn't ask for instructions. I was like rushing out. So
Speaker 1: that night I was in my bathroom, Kevin was in
Speaker 1: his room, and I literally was putting stuff on. I
Speaker 1: had done like shade into a cute little landing strip.
Speaker 1: I was already like, oh cool, put the color on,
Speaker 1: and then I Kevin's still to this day like he
Speaker 1: heard me screaming and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: my pussy and he's like what. I was like, come here,
Speaker 1: you have to look at it, and he's like I
Speaker 1: don't want to. I'm like, you have to. He's my
Speaker 1: best friend. Like we shared everything. Like it wasn't like
Speaker 1: a guy looking at you know, it was like it
Speaker 1: was like brother. So I was like, you have to,
Speaker 1: there's a problem, and he comes in and it had
Speaker 1: turned bright purple. I think because they put like a
Speaker 1: toner in blondes. Like you know how they have purple
Speaker 1: shampoo now. Back then they didn't have it. It was like
Speaker 1: all in one. So whatever my hairdresser gave me at
Speaker 1: the time I put down there, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I left it on too long, probably the case, because
Speaker 1: it burned like hell, but it was bright purple. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, I have a purple pussy.
Speaker 1: Now I don't know what to do. And Kevin's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, He's like that, yeah, that doesn't look good,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god. So that was
Speaker 1: the first time I had to like I had to
Speaker 1: shave it all off and go down with the hardwood.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh this is cute. I
Speaker 1: like this. But yeah, for ye, for about twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: I had a purple pussy. So it's no one ever.
Speaker 2: I wonder if that could be a thing, you know people, Yeah,
Speaker 2: since people are dyeing their hair all different colors, maybe
Speaker 2: you could start a new trend.
Speaker 1: But then the landing strip would have to come back.
Speaker 1: And I feel like what's in now is just like
Speaker 1: clean shaven, so got it. But then you could go
Speaker 1: back to my love for merkens and we could develop
Speaker 1: little like colored landing strips. You could just pop on,
Speaker 1: pop off. Yeah, it's like boba for the plus. You know,
Speaker 1: I think you've got something there. I have an idea
Speaker 1: of person. What can I say? It's never going to stop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one day I'll make you a living at it.
Speaker 2: You say this isn't your new business. Okay, Of all
Speaker 2: your animals, what is the strangest one you've had?
Speaker 3: Oh, maybe the strangest, not strange, the most curious animal
Speaker 3: I've ever had.
Speaker 1: And my family was I'll buy no hedgehog.
Speaker 2: That's definitely curious.
Speaker 1: Because I couldn't just have a regular hedgehog that could
Speaker 1: be so regular of me. No. So we were at
Speaker 1: an animal farm rescue and she had a lot of
Speaker 1: curious animals and she had these hedgehogs and they had
Speaker 1: had babies and there were two left, and me, being me,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, they're so cute. And instead of
Speaker 1: just taking one, I was like, felt bad. I was
Speaker 1: too brothers, So I had to take them both so
Speaker 1: they could be together. So I came home to albino hedgehogs.
Speaker 1: Hedgehog owners, beware, they are not for the weak part,
Speaker 1: they are menacin. They are really prickly, no pun intended,
Speaker 1: but they hiss. Don't be swayed by all those TikTok
Speaker 1: videos of people giving bats and cuddling and doing a
Speaker 1: little toothbrush to rub their bellies. It's so cute. I
Speaker 1: tried all of that. I mean, I did a deep
Speaker 1: dive into trying to please these hedgehogs, and my kids
Speaker 1: were thrown off immediately. One because when you go to
Speaker 1: touch them, they they come out like this, into a ball,
Speaker 1: literally a ball, and you have to wear gloves first
Speaker 1: of all. So I would have like my rubber dish gloves.
Speaker 1: Oh am I kidding here. I went and bought a
Speaker 1: pair of rubber dish gloves and would handle them. As
Speaker 1: they say, the more you handle them, the more they
Speaker 1: become accustomed to you, and then they will relax. And
Speaker 1: when they did relax, oh my god, there's some cute fuckers.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you how little noses and they're so cute
Speaker 1: and their little bellies, their little mouths and they're really sweet.
Speaker 1: But they just you know, I was like, you're okay,
Speaker 1: you're safe. I'm a friend, you know, they don't listen
Speaker 1: and they just yeah. So so anyway, we had the
Speaker 1: hedgehogs for a while and they were really mean and
Speaker 1: they would hiss at my kids and spake up and
Speaker 1: you know, bloody, you'd be bloody from them after an
Speaker 1: interaction and it was like, I was just trying to
Speaker 1: give you love. So they were white albino hedgehogs. And
Speaker 1: it's interesting because people'll all want them. Like I was
Speaker 1: telling friends, you know, and they're like, I want a hedgehog,
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, no, no, let me just tell you.
Speaker 1: Spend some time with it. Don't commit to it like
Speaker 1: it's it's a big process. So so yeah, I found
Speaker 1: them homes though, and I still check in with those
Speaker 1: people and they're really happy. But I find they're better
Speaker 1: for like a home with not other animals and not
Speaker 1: other a million children like I have. And you really
Speaker 1: got to dedicate your life to these hedgehogs because they're
Speaker 1: not easy. Did I answer that thoroughly? Okay?
Speaker 2: Good. I don't think I have known anybody else to
Speaker 2: have a hedgehog or an albino hedgehog, well specifically, right,
Speaker 2: And I'll bind everybody has a regular hedgehog, only you
Speaker 2: have an albino hedgehog?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Have you ever had a chemical peel? I'd rather stick
Speaker 2: my face on a hot, hi botchy grill.
Speaker 1: I've had both of those happen to me, and that's
Speaker 1: kind of funny. I had that incident of Benny Hannah
Speaker 1: where I fell on the grill. That's right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't mean, oh my god, that's okay. We have
Speaker 1: to laugh at things afterwards. How would I cope with life?
Speaker 2: But yeah, I have had a chemical peel. Since you've
Speaker 2: experienced both, which one would be your preference?
Speaker 1: Of giving the joy?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 1: An asshole? I love it. Oh my gosh. I had
Speaker 1: a chemical peel of sorts once years ago. We have
Speaker 1: to find this picture. Oh man, it was horrible.
Speaker 2: It was ugh.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So everyone always thinks I've had like a gazillion
Speaker 1: things done to my face and gazillion plastic surgeries and
Speaker 1: I haven't and whatever, But I did, years ago try
Speaker 1: a chemical peel one time, and it was like an
Speaker 1: insane one. It was like they told me it wouldn't
Speaker 1: be bad, which yeah, And I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: have to film next week. Is that going to be okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no downtime. It's gonna be fine. And as
Speaker 1: they were doing it, I was like burning, kind of burning.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, good, there you're feeling it, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: have a really high pain tolerance, so I was like
Speaker 1: really trying to stick it out. And then I went
Speaker 1: home and my face it looked like Freddy Krueger. It
Speaker 1: looked like, I want to say, something super gross, like
Speaker 1: it looked like there was like blood marks all over
Speaker 1: my face. Like it was horrific. And my son Finn
Speaker 1: was four, I think at the time, and I couldn't
Speaker 1: go anywhere. I couldn't even get out of bed. It
Speaker 1: was so painful. My face was like feeling like it
Speaker 1: was on fire. So I texted the esthetician because it
Speaker 1: was at like a spa like place, it wasn't you know,
Speaker 1: And she was like this is normal, you know, and
Speaker 1: she gave me some creams to put on it and
Speaker 1: all that la la la, and my son Finn like
Speaker 1: like two days went by and then I remember I, uh,
Speaker 1: I had to shower him because he was little, and
Speaker 1: we were in the shower and he's like looking down.
Speaker 1: He's like, mom, I go what he goes? When is
Speaker 1: your face going to come back? Are you ever going
Speaker 1: to look like you again? I'm scared. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And I looked at him and I go, buddy,
Speaker 1: he goes yeah, I go, I'm scared too, I really scared.
Speaker 1: I was scared you guys. I was like, something's wrong here.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I then golled the nurse. I was like
Speaker 1: uh because it was days now days, and I was like, uh,
Speaker 1: I have to film on Monday. I'm not sure what
Speaker 1: to do. And she was like, hm, just come back
Speaker 1: in and we can give you. They put like oxygen
Speaker 1: on your face and do stuff to try to take
Speaker 1: down redness. And so afterwards I come out and I'm
Speaker 1: getting into my car and paparazzi got a picture of
Speaker 1: it and it went everywhere, like if you look it
Speaker 1: up right now, you will see it. It is horrific. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I had to film for a week and they had
Speaker 1: to cover that it was a cooking, like like burn
Speaker 1: meat was on my face. BARS was like, You're never
Speaker 1: allowed to like get something done a week before filming
Speaker 1: ever again. So I have not done a chemicobile in
Speaker 1: my face since then because I've been so terrified. Are
Speaker 1: you googling the picture right now, it's really good. I
Speaker 1: think that's where this.
Speaker 2: I think that that's where the comet came from.
Speaker 1: But that said, I did get a radically bad burn
Speaker 1: falling on hot hibachi grill at Benny Hanna on Easter
Speaker 1: in front of my entire family, And that was like
Speaker 1: the troop where I am, I promptly after my arm.
Speaker 1: Which arm is it? It's this arm because I have a
Speaker 1: skin graft that they had to take from my leg,
Speaker 1: so I have my I am wearing. Not many people
Speaker 1: can say, Hey, I'm wearing my thigh on my arm,
Speaker 1: and I'm not even kidding. So I'm wearing a sin
Speaker 1: layer of my thigh on my arm because the skin
Speaker 1: burnt so bad, like they had to take it all
Speaker 1: day nd of the phone basically and rebuild it. Like
Speaker 1: the badass bitch I am. As I fell, I pulled
Speaker 1: my arm which was sticking to the grill because it
Speaker 1: was odd and what is it five hundred and six
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty degrees. Something pulled it off. And then
Speaker 1: when I've hit the ground, my family said it smelled
Speaker 1: like something burning and they hadn't even started bringing food over,
Speaker 1: and everyone's like are you okay? And I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: You know when you fall in front of people and
Speaker 1: you're like embarrassed and you're like fine, I'm fine, and
Speaker 1: you're really like, oh, I don't know if I'm okay.
Speaker 1: It was one of those moments. So I'm like, I'm okay,
Speaker 1: I'm okay. I was like super embarrassed to everyone's coming over. Oh,
Speaker 1: all the attention, and of course I'm like people are
Speaker 1: probably like, oh, you know what happens she drunk, like
Speaker 1: wo oh, it's the celebrity, and like we had just arrived,
Speaker 1: like I hadn't even had a drink yet. It was
Speaker 1: Easter brunch with our best friends and our family and anyway,
Speaker 1: so everyone, you're welcome. Bending Hans across America, there's now
Speaker 1: a chain between where you sit at the counter and
Speaker 1: where the chef then goes back to cook the food.
Speaker 1: There's a chain there so patrons like me can't step
Speaker 1: behind that. I was trying to get a picture of
Speaker 1: my kid wearing the chef's hat, took one step back,
Speaker 1: flew up on the oil, and the rest is history.
Speaker 1: But anyway, well, like the badass bitch I am, I
Speaker 1: was saying, I went on with my meal because it
Speaker 1: was Easter, and I was like, I'm fine, I'm fine,
Speaker 1: you know, and not fine. And we had brunch and
Speaker 1: then we went home and I hid Easter eggs. We
Speaker 1: found Easter eggs and made cookies and went through the
Speaker 1: entire Easter and I wait till Easter was over. And
Speaker 1: a day later, I then drove myself I'm right handed
Speaker 1: to the emergency room and they're like, uh, that's like
Speaker 1: a third, the fourth, whatever the worst burn is. They're like,
Speaker 1: that's it, and the skin's dying and you need to
Speaker 1: go to the Burden Clinic. And then I went there anyway,
Speaker 1: you know what, And I got to say, I'm really
Speaker 1: bummed because I felt like I couldn't go back to
Speaker 1: Benny Hanna just because I don't know, it was like
Speaker 1: a thing like you know, PTSD, Like Stella and Liam
Speaker 1: were old enough that they still remember it and it
Speaker 1: was really scarring for them. And yeah, but there's nothing
Speaker 1: better than that salad dressing, that ginger salad dressing on
Speaker 1: the Benny Hanna salad, the coming or them flipping shrimp
Speaker 1: into your means. I always caught it. I'm good like that,
Speaker 1: soiss it all the time. You may laugh, So, okay, I
Speaker 1: do all the time.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is actually this is a combination of three
Speaker 2: questions because they're all sort of the same questions. So
Speaker 2: I thought it was worth Oh boy, Torri, with your permission,
Speaker 2: would it be okay if I paint a portrait of
Speaker 2: you out of chocolate? And then the next one is,
Speaker 2: I'm flying my painter in this Saturday to you. He
Speaker 2: plans to create a fabulous ceiling mural. And then the
Speaker 2: last one is, oh, at long last, my bedroom ceiling
Speaker 2: shall be complete. So it's all about murals of you.
Speaker 1: Wait, what was the last what's the other part of that?
Speaker 2: Oh, at long last, my bedroom ceiling shall be complete
Speaker 2: with a miural of you.
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, okay, let's break this down. One can he
Speaker 1: make wait? Wait, can he make something of me out
Speaker 1: of chocolate? Wait? Did I hear that right?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: He says, I paint with chocolate. He paints sweats chocolate.
Speaker 1: He paint sweat chocolate, and he wants to make paint
Speaker 1: something of me out of chocolate. He wants your permission
Speaker 1: to paint a portrait to the human that wants to
Speaker 1: paint a portrait of me out of chocolate permission, granted.
Speaker 1: I like milk chocolate, though I know I'm supp sweet
Speaker 1: bougie and like dark chocolate, but I really like milk
Speaker 1: chocolate and not a fan of white. So if you
Speaker 1: can do it in milk chocolate, I'd be really grateful.
Speaker 1: Even though this is about you, so you can do
Speaker 1: whatever you want, but how do you preserve that doesn't
Speaker 1: it go bad? Don't you get ants? Like what happens
Speaker 1: after you paint something out of chocolate?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: And this is for him, right or is he gonna
Speaker 1: send this to me? Because don't send it to me
Speaker 1: because I'm a hoarder and I also have an emotional
Speaker 1: attachment to adamant objects. I've said it before. If you
Speaker 1: send me anything, I will keep it forever out of
Speaker 1: fear that I've you time and energy into it and
Speaker 1: I cannot. And I have a garage full of beautiful
Speaker 1: and not so beautiful things people have made me that
Speaker 1: I cannot part with because I feel guilty. So I
Speaker 1: fear if you send me this thing, there's going to
Speaker 1: be more spiders that we're going to come into my house.
Speaker 1: And yeah, so don't send it to me. But I'd
Speaker 1: like to see a picture of it, and yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: second part of that, he's going to send his painter
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: No, this is somebody else what they thought there flying,
Speaker 2: They're flying their their painter in this Saturday to you
Speaker 2: to plan. They plan to create a fabulous ceiling.
Speaker 1: Mural in your house.
Speaker 2: This person clearly has a personal painter, which I find interesting.
Speaker 2: Says I'm flying in my painter this Saturday, so get ready.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't need security wall. Imagine. Imagine on
Speaker 1: Saturday morning, we hear a knock at the door. Yep,
Speaker 1: really did want to get out again. Nope, I'm her
Speaker 1: personal painter coming to paint your ceiling. Paint what on
Speaker 1: my ceilings?
Speaker 2: None of them specify, which I think is really.
Speaker 1: What do you want to paint on my ceiling? I'm
Speaker 1: not into ceilings being painted, so.
Speaker 2: You're going to disappoint a few fans.
Speaker 1: Then I'm a top not at bottom, so I'm never
Speaker 1: looking up the ceiling. Just kidding.
Speaker 2: Well. The last one is actually they want a mural
Speaker 2: of you on their ceiling, so maybe we could just
Speaker 2: reroot the painter that's coming.
Speaker 1: To paint a mural on your ceiling this Saturday.
Speaker 2: To the other person, what's a mural of you on
Speaker 2: their ceiling?
Speaker 1: Ruth? And please google me and make sure my address
Speaker 1: is not on the internet. My current address. Oh boy, done.
Speaker 1: Note to oneself. Take the kids out on a Saturday outing,
Speaker 1: do not be home. Wow. Yeah, oh my god. Imagine
Speaker 1: I said yes to this and they came and did
Speaker 1: a mural of me on the ceiling, and then anyone
Speaker 1: that came over, what would they think, Like a big
Speaker 1: picture of myself on my ceiling. That's my worst nightmare.
Speaker 1: I don't even like looking at myself. And then I'd
Speaker 1: have to be in bed and like look up and
Speaker 1: like there's me. It's haunting that like takes Yeah. Like
Speaker 1: I've been to Jojo Siwa's house, like her parents' house
Speaker 1: and this is back you know, in the day, and they,
Speaker 1: you know, had a lot of JoJo's stuff everywhere shown it.
Speaker 1: I'm friends with Jojo, Like it's not a big deal,
Speaker 1: but they had JoJo's stuff everywhere. So you know, that
Speaker 1: would be like me having like my picture on like
Speaker 1: pillows and like on the wall, but on my ceiling.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'd be into that. No, Okay, what's
Speaker 1: the last one they want to paint a mural of
Speaker 1: me on their ceiling. Yeah, to each their room, do
Speaker 1: as you will that what part of me are you
Speaker 1: putting on the ceiling though, because like face, is it? Top? Bottom,
Speaker 1: is it? Booms? Is it my feet? My feet are
Speaker 1: really good. I'm really really good feet. So maybe, like
Speaker 1: you don't know, it's interesting.
Speaker 2: I can reply to them and give them your specifics
Speaker 2: of what the mural should look like.
Speaker 1: Before they fly into your house and show up on Saturday. No,
Speaker 1: not my mural. These are three different questions. Now we're
Speaker 1: onto the people for people under the stairs. Sorry, horrible
Speaker 1: horror film reference. Okay, No, there's one person that wants
Speaker 1: a mural of me on their ceiling. Correct, correct? Okay,
Speaker 1: So first of all, that just seems lazy. That seems like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's like a porn thing. That's like, okay, you know,
Speaker 1: like if you can't look at pictures and do your thing,
Speaker 1: if you can't you know, look at your iPad or whatever,
Speaker 1: I think that's just lazy that you're taking all the
Speaker 1: work out of it. There is like okay, this is
Speaker 1: just going to make it easier for me and just
Speaker 1: look up. So I don't like lazy people. But if
Speaker 1: you got to have one. Make sure you get my
Speaker 1: good angle. I like the right side of my face,
Speaker 1: so i'd prefer that's the right side of my face
Speaker 1: up on your ceiling. And then maybe for a small
Speaker 1: like free, I'll donate to charity. I'll I'll come over
Speaker 1: and sign it, maybe allegedly. Wait, wait, actually give permission
Speaker 1: to this person. This would be really funny. I want
Speaker 1: to see if they'll actually do it. But that person
Speaker 1: need a permission or they want a photo with me?
Speaker 1: What do they want?
Speaker 2: They didn't specify, they just sent the comment in.
Speaker 1: Just right back. Cool, we'll do. There must be a
Speaker 1: business there somewhere, like celebrity portraits up on your ceiling.
Speaker 1: It's start that business right along with the colored working business.
Speaker 1: That one's gonna pop. I'm telling you, I have ideas,
Speaker 1: have so many ideas.