WEBVTT - MissCommenTORI (Part 3) 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:16.159 Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. Okay, I have 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:22.440 a very big fear of bugs, specifically spiders, and I 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:26.360 have noticed that now being single, I've really had to 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:30.920 step up my game and be like the bug Corrallar 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:35.160 in my household. And I also come from a place 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:38.760 that I believe you know everything and has a place 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:41.800 in this world. So I always try my best to 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.280 let's get a cup or a paper and get the 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:49.000 bug or the spider and deliver it safely outdoors. But 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:51.960 my kids come first, and I have to do what 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:53.559 I have to do to protect them. And it is 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:57.480 spider season. And it happened to me this morning because 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:01.720 I got up went to go pee and for some reason, 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:06.160 something told me to look into and I don't usually 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:08.160 do this because it's early. It was like six am. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:09.680 You go and you just sit on the toilet to 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:12.920 go pee, and something told me to look down. And 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:16.400 when I looked down, there was vil it is spider 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:21.840 crawling out from under the seat of my toilet. I'm 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:26.080 not gonna lie. It was huge. It was ginormous. So 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:28.720 I'm like, oh boy, okay, what do I do? So 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:32.240 I flush it down, but it fell down, and because 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:36.039 the toilet wasn't flushing, I was like, okay, it still 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:38.800 was moving and it kept going and its legs were going. 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:40.960 I was like wow. And then I got panicked, and 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:43.440 then I just tried to drown and sucker and I 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:46.120 was taking everything in my bathroom and I was just 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:48.600 like going like this, like just trying to drown it 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:52.280 in the toilet water, and it kept coming back. So 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:55.640 finally I got it with toilet paper. I got it 0:01:55.680 --> 0:02:00.320 out and put it on the ground, and then I 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:03.760 screamed again because it started running, and I was like, wow, 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.440 it's like the spider. It's like if cats have nine lives. 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.880 I think the spider had like ten lives, twelve thirteen. 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:12.359 It kept going and then I had to stomp on it, 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:16.080 and then I was bummed because they were my my 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:20.120 Balenciaga slippers, and I was like, oh, that's gonna leave 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:23.960 a mark. But then I looked down and it wasn't 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:26.239 in the toilet paper, it wasn't on the ground, and 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:30.680 it wasn't on the Balenciagat slippers. It was gone. It 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.160 got away, the spider that got away. So I don't know. 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:36.240 It's somewhere in the house. But the bigger question is 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:39.080 what if I didn't know and I was going to 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:42.360 the bathroom and I was peeing and that spider crawled 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:45.680 up me and laid like a thousand of its babies 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:48.799 in my vagina? Like what would have happened? Am I 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.840 the only one thinks about things like this? So now 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.520 I can't sit on a toilet like. That's a fear that, 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:59.400 like a spider will crawl into your private parts and 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:03.120 your whattole in like lay eggs And what happens? Does 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:09.080 it die up there? I don't know? Anyway, bring on 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.560 the commentaries. Do you have that fear? 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:13.960 Now? I will have that fear thanks to you? 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:16.400 Oh good? I like to share. 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:20.840 Okay, so we have some doozies this week, although a 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:21.919 lot of questions. 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:24.760 Good. There's only so many comments you can make about 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:27.520 my physical appearance. Guys, So I'm really glad you sent 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:30.480 some questions this week. All right, we'll start with a 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:34.480 We'll start with a kinder one. Okay, Hey, toy, you 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:38.520 are so hot, but you need a regular guy like me. Okay, 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:45.360 did you send a picture? Nope? What is a regular guy? Though? Wow? 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.920 Asking for all a single folk out there? What is 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:53.960 a regular guy, Like a normal guy. What's normal? Oh? 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:56.720 Like not someone in the business. Wait, did you hit 0:03:56.800 --> 0:04:00.840 reply reply to him and say what? Hi? I'm terribly 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.920 terrible of this. I had no idea. No. The fact 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:06.440 that I'm saying, like, you need a regular guy tells 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:09.600 me that he's not the guy for me, because because 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.800 he's leaving a comment for me here and he's saying 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:14.720 I need a regular guy. But I'm just a regular girl. 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:16.479 So why wouldn't I need a regular guy? 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:17.560 Right? 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:23.160 Okay, moving on? Do you shave or whack? Okay? So 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:25.840 when I was growing up, so my mom being a 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:31.039 different generation, they had whapped. So my hair's blonde on 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:33.599 my body, thank god, so on my legs and arms. 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.919 So I was like fourteen or fifteen, I was like, 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:41.440 I really my all my friends were shaving, but my 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:44.400 mom wanted me to wait and wanted me to whip 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:48.320 because that's how she grew up. So she took me 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:53.040 to Elizabeth Arden, which it was like very like l luxurious, 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:56.760 lavish spob. Now there's ones everywhere, but back in the 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.000 day it was like very prestigious and there's like only 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:01.200 one in New York and one in LA and really 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:05.640 parts sparkling water, champagne when the ladies came in and anyway, 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:07.960 she took me there and had my legs waxed for 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.640 the first time. And I was very excited because all 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:13.200 my friends shaved and I finally like was embarrassed. I'd 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:16.200 be wearing like knee socks and stuff. And I did it, 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:18.440 and she was like, this is so much better. And 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:21.560 I'm glad she told me this because there is validity 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:24.880 to it. You know, back then there wasn't laser or anything, 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:29.520 so you would wax or shave. And I'm glad she 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:32.200 had me do that because the hair would take longer 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:34.240 to grow back, and she would say it wouldn't grow 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:38.640 back with as much sickness. And I don't know. I'm 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:41.120 not a hairy person to this day. Like if I 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:44.320 can grow my leg hair out for like a month, 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:47.719 good month or two, it'll be long, it'll be light, 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.280 but it won't be Personally, I'll tell you that it 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:53.080 is very thin. It's like the hair on your head, 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:56.120 Like it's not those thick like ooh, you know when 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:59.400 you feel a girl's legs and you're like, oh, like that. 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:02.320 And I think my mom for this because she had 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:05.960 me wax at a young age. But now I shave 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:09.640 just because I'm lazy and I do it really fast. 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:13.200 And I always nicked myself because I'm just like I 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:15.560 have to take care of kids. So I shaved. The 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.360 question is do the drapes match the carpet? Does the 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.839 drapes match the carpet? Okay, So the drapes would be 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:29.520 your hair, which mine's dyed, match the carpet, which is hardwood. 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:32.560 It's I don't have carpet. I shave it offen. Okay, 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:36.800 so much information, but no I have story. So back 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:40.320 in the day when I had platinum hair, I remember 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:43.760 this and Kevin, my dentist friend. Kevin was my roommate. 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.920 I remember when I went platinum on nine O two 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:51.200 one zero. I was at my hair dresser and getting 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:54.040 it done, and I was like, at the time, like 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:57.560 landing strips were in. Do you guys like is that 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:00.320 a thing anymore where you would like shave just like 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:05.360 a little square in your like a landing strip, And 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:10.800 that's like what was in then in the nineties. So anyway, 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:15.160 I said to my hairdresser, I was like, oh my gosh, 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:17.920 I love the color you did my hair. Wait, is 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:21.160 that ever a thing Like I could dye my pubes 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:23.920 like to match, like I'm platinum here, I could be 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:26.960 platinum there, and I'm not like dark down there, but 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:30.720 like brown. So and he was like, oh yeah, he 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:33.400 was totally into it. So he whipped up a little 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:35.480 bit and he gave it to me, and I don't 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:38.520 know if it was like bleach whatever, like it was 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:41.360 that whole thing. So I brought it home and I 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:44.240 didn't ask for instructions. I was like rushing out. So 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:46.840 that night I was in my bathroom, Kevin was in 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:51.680 his room, and I literally was putting stuff on. I 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:54.400 had done like shade into a cute little landing strip. 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:58.000 I was already like, oh cool, put the color on, 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:02.440 and then I Kevin's still to this day like he 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.480 heard me screaming and I was like, oh my god, 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:09.200 my pussy and he's like what. I was like, come here, 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:10.840 you have to look at it, and he's like I 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:13.160 don't want to. I'm like, you have to. He's my 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:16.200 best friend. Like we shared everything. Like it wasn't like 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:18.520 a guy looking at you know, it was like it 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:20.160 was like brother. So I was like, you have to, 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:23.840 there's a problem, and he comes in and it had 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:27.680 turned bright purple. I think because they put like a 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:30.600 toner in blondes. Like you know how they have purple 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:34.160 shampoo now. Back then they didn't have it. It was like 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:37.400 all in one. So whatever my hairdresser gave me at 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:40.320 the time I put down there, I don't know if 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:42.720 I left it on too long, probably the case, because 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:47.679 it burned like hell, but it was bright purple. And 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:49.880 I was like, oh my gosh, I have a purple pussy. 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:52.200 Now I don't know what to do. And Kevin's like, 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:56.959 oh my god, He's like that, yeah, that doesn't look good, 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.560 and I was like, oh my god. So that was 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:01.760 the first time I had to like I had to 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:03.360 shave it all off and go down with the hardwood. 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:05.040 And then I was like, oh this is cute. I 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:09.240 like this. But yeah, for ye, for about twenty minutes, 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:11.400 I had a purple pussy. So it's no one ever. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:15.040 I wonder if that could be a thing, you know people, Yeah, 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:18.320 since people are dyeing their hair all different colors, maybe 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:19.400 you could start a new trend. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:21.600 But then the landing strip would have to come back. 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:23.920 And I feel like what's in now is just like 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:29.120 clean shaven, so got it. But then you could go 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:33.240 back to my love for merkens and we could develop 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.480 little like colored landing strips. You could just pop on, 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:42.480 pop off. Yeah, it's like boba for the plus. You know, 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:47.240 I think you've got something there. I have an idea 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:50.240 of person. What can I say? It's never going to stop. Yeah, 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:52.240 one day I'll make you a living at it. 0:09:52.920 --> 0:10:04.559 You say this isn't your new business. Okay, Of all 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:07.000 your animals, what is the strangest one you've had? 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:17.400 Oh, maybe the strangest, not strange, the most curious animal 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:18.680 I've ever had. 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:23.280 And my family was I'll buy no hedgehog. 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:30.319 That's definitely curious. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.840 Because I couldn't just have a regular hedgehog that could 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:35.880 be so regular of me. No. So we were at 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:41.480 an animal farm rescue and she had a lot of 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:48.880 curious animals and she had these hedgehogs and they had 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:54.840 had babies and there were two left, and me, being me, 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:58.120 I was like, oh, they're so cute. And instead of 0:10:58.160 --> 0:10:59.800 just taking one, I was like, felt bad. I was 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:01.760 too brothers, So I had to take them both so 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:06.319 they could be together. So I came home to albino hedgehogs. 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:11.160 Hedgehog owners, beware, they are not for the weak part, 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:18.319 they are menacin. They are really prickly, no pun intended, 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:21.880 but they hiss. Don't be swayed by all those TikTok 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:25.560 videos of people giving bats and cuddling and doing a 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:29.200 little toothbrush to rub their bellies. It's so cute. I 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:33.040 tried all of that. I mean, I did a deep 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:37.079 dive into trying to please these hedgehogs, and my kids 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:40.160 were thrown off immediately. One because when you go to 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:43.840 touch them, they they come out like this, into a ball, 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:47.760 literally a ball, and you have to wear gloves first 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:50.880 of all. So I would have like my rubber dish gloves. 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:54.040 Oh am I kidding here. I went and bought a 0:11:54.040 --> 0:12:02.600 pair of rubber dish gloves and would handle them. As 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:04.440 they say, the more you handle them, the more they 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:08.959 become accustomed to you, and then they will relax. And 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:12.240 when they did relax, oh my god, there's some cute fuckers. 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:15.120 I'm telling you how little noses and they're so cute 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:19.240 and their little bellies, their little mouths and they're really sweet. 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:24.760 But they just you know, I was like, you're okay, 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.840 you're safe. I'm a friend, you know, they don't listen 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:32.720 and they just yeah. So so anyway, we had the 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:37.560 hedgehogs for a while and they were really mean and 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:41.000 they would hiss at my kids and spake up and 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:45.480 you know, bloody, you'd be bloody from them after an 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:47.640 interaction and it was like, I was just trying to 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:52.520 give you love. So they were white albino hedgehogs. And 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:57.320 it's interesting because people'll all want them. Like I was 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:00.880 telling friends, you know, and they're like, I want a hedgehog, 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:02.800 and I was like, no, no, no, let me just tell you. 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:04.760 Spend some time with it. Don't commit to it like 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:08.680 it's it's a big process. So so yeah, I found 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:11.880 them homes though, and I still check in with those 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:15.000 people and they're really happy. But I find they're better 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:19.120 for like a home with not other animals and not 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:22.240 other a million children like I have. And you really 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:25.600 got to dedicate your life to these hedgehogs because they're 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:29.959 not easy. Did I answer that thoroughly? Okay? 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:34.680 Good. I don't think I have known anybody else to 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:39.360 have a hedgehog or an albino hedgehog, well specifically, right, 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:42.199 And I'll bind everybody has a regular hedgehog, only you 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:43.440 have an albino hedgehog? 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:44.240 Yeah? 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:48.240 Have you ever had a chemical peel? I'd rather stick 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:50.480 my face on a hot, hi botchy grill. 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:55.960 I've had both of those happen to me, and that's 0:13:56.040 --> 0:14:00.600 kind of funny. I had that incident of Benny Hannah 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:04.080 where I fell on the grill. That's right, I'm sorry. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.880 I don't mean, oh my god, that's okay. We have 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:09.920 to laugh at things afterwards. How would I cope with life? 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:14.800 But yeah, I have had a chemical peel. Since you've 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.840 experienced both, which one would be your preference? 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:18.840 Of giving the joy? 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:19.760 Here? 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:27.280 An asshole? I love it. Oh my gosh. I had 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:31.320 a chemical peel of sorts once years ago. We have 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:36.440 to find this picture. Oh man, it was horrible. 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:38.440 It was ugh. 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:44.080 Yeah. So everyone always thinks I've had like a gazillion 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:46.280 things done to my face and gazillion plastic surgeries and 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:50.520 I haven't and whatever, But I did, years ago try 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:52.920 a chemical peel one time, and it was like an 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:55.680 insane one. It was like they told me it wouldn't 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:58.920 be bad, which yeah, And I was like, oh, I 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:00.960 have to film next week. Is that going to be okay? 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:01.240 Yeah? 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:05.280 Yeah, there's no downtime. It's gonna be fine. And as 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:08.440 they were doing it, I was like burning, kind of burning. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:11.440 They're like, oh, good, there you're feeling it, but I'm like, 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:13.920 have a really high pain tolerance, so I was like 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:17.760 really trying to stick it out. And then I went 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:21.800 home and my face it looked like Freddy Krueger. It 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:24.120 looked like, I want to say, something super gross, like 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:27.240 it looked like there was like blood marks all over 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:31.880 my face. Like it was horrific. And my son Finn 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.880 was four, I think at the time, and I couldn't 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:37.480 go anywhere. I couldn't even get out of bed. It 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:39.800 was so painful. My face was like feeling like it 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:45.080 was on fire. So I texted the esthetician because it 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:47.400 was at like a spa like place, it wasn't you know, 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:50.360 And she was like this is normal, you know, and 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.640 she gave me some creams to put on it and 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:56.480 all that la la la, and my son Finn like 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:59.640 like two days went by and then I remember I, uh, 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.600 I had to shower him because he was little, and 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:06.360 we were in the shower and he's like looking down. 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:12.240 He's like, mom, I go what he goes? When is 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:14.560 your face going to come back? Are you ever going 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:18.440 to look like you again? I'm scared. And I was like, 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:23.280 oh my god. And I looked at him and I go, buddy, 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:27.880 he goes yeah, I go, I'm scared too, I really scared. 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:33.040 I was scared you guys. I was like, something's wrong here. 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:37.760 But anyway, I then golled the nurse. I was like 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:41.080 uh because it was days now days, and I was like, uh, 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.040 I have to film on Monday. I'm not sure what 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:46.440 to do. And she was like, hm, just come back 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:49.080 in and we can give you. They put like oxygen 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:53.360 on your face and do stuff to try to take 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:58.440 down redness. And so afterwards I come out and I'm 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:01.280 getting into my car and paparazzi got a picture of 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:04.040 it and it went everywhere, like if you look it 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:10.360 up right now, you will see it. It is horrific. Anyway, 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:12.040 I had to film for a week and they had 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:14.640 to cover that it was a cooking, like like burn 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:18.520 meat was on my face. BARS was like, You're never 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:22.640 allowed to like get something done a week before filming 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:26.399 ever again. So I have not done a chemicobile in 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:30.119 my face since then because I've been so terrified. Are 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:33.200 you googling the picture right now, it's really good. I 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:33.960 think that's where this. 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:36.200 I think that that's where the comet came from. 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:42.399 But that said, I did get a radically bad burn 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:47.879 falling on hot hibachi grill at Benny Hanna on Easter 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:56.159 in front of my entire family, And that was like 0:17:56.240 --> 0:18:01.200 the troop where I am, I promptly after my arm. 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:04.040 Which arm is it? It's this arm because I have a 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:07.359 skin graft that they had to take from my leg, 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:11.680 so I have my I am wearing. Not many people 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:14.040 can say, Hey, I'm wearing my thigh on my arm, 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:18.320 and I'm not even kidding. So I'm wearing a sin 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:22.200 layer of my thigh on my arm because the skin 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:24.639 burnt so bad, like they had to take it all 0:18:24.720 --> 0:18:28.280 day nd of the phone basically and rebuild it. Like 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:32.880 the badass bitch I am. As I fell, I pulled 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:35.760 my arm which was sticking to the grill because it 0:18:35.800 --> 0:18:37.600 was odd and what is it five hundred and six 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:40.919 hundred and fifty degrees. Something pulled it off. And then 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:44.359 when I've hit the ground, my family said it smelled 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:47.440 like something burning and they hadn't even started bringing food over, 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:50.840 and everyone's like are you okay? And I was so embarrassed. 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:52.280 You know when you fall in front of people and 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:55.439 you're like embarrassed and you're like fine, I'm fine, and 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:58.119 you're really like, oh, I don't know if I'm okay. 0:18:58.480 --> 0:19:01.080 It was one of those moments. So I'm like, I'm okay, 0:19:01.160 --> 0:19:04.159 I'm okay. I was like super embarrassed to everyone's coming over. Oh, 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:06.800 all the attention, and of course I'm like people are 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:10.600 probably like, oh, you know what happens she drunk, like 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:14.040 wo oh, it's the celebrity, and like we had just arrived, 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:15.800 like I hadn't even had a drink yet. It was 0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:20.520 Easter brunch with our best friends and our family and anyway, 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:24.760 so everyone, you're welcome. Bending Hans across America, there's now 0:19:24.800 --> 0:19:28.560 a chain between where you sit at the counter and 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:33.359 where the chef then goes back to cook the food. 0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:36.960 There's a chain there so patrons like me can't step 0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:39.240 behind that. I was trying to get a picture of 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:42.760 my kid wearing the chef's hat, took one step back, 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:46.520 flew up on the oil, and the rest is history. 0:19:46.840 --> 0:19:50.040 But anyway, well, like the badass bitch I am, I 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:53.399 was saying, I went on with my meal because it 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:55.960 was Easter, and I was like, I'm fine, I'm fine, 0:19:56.080 --> 0:20:01.080 you know, and not fine. And we had brunch and 0:20:01.160 --> 0:20:03.879 then we went home and I hid Easter eggs. We 0:20:03.920 --> 0:20:08.480 found Easter eggs and made cookies and went through the 0:20:08.640 --> 0:20:11.960 entire Easter and I wait till Easter was over. And 0:20:12.040 --> 0:20:16.360 a day later, I then drove myself I'm right handed 0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:19.879 to the emergency room and they're like, uh, that's like 0:20:19.960 --> 0:20:23.760 a third, the fourth, whatever the worst burn is. They're like, 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:25.520 that's it, and the skin's dying and you need to 0:20:25.560 --> 0:20:29.359 go to the Burden Clinic. And then I went there anyway, 0:20:30.000 --> 0:20:32.440 you know what, And I got to say, I'm really 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:35.040 bummed because I felt like I couldn't go back to 0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:38.720 Benny Hanna just because I don't know, it was like 0:20:38.760 --> 0:20:44.719 a thing like you know, PTSD, Like Stella and Liam 0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:48.560 were old enough that they still remember it and it 0:20:48.600 --> 0:20:55.560 was really scarring for them. And yeah, but there's nothing 0:20:55.600 --> 0:20:59.080 better than that salad dressing, that ginger salad dressing on 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:03.199 the Benny Hanna salad, the coming or them flipping shrimp 0:21:03.240 --> 0:21:05.639 into your means. I always caught it. I'm good like that, 0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:10.560 soiss it all the time. You may laugh, So, okay, I 0:21:10.640 --> 0:21:11.280 do all the time. 0:21:20.800 --> 0:21:24.760 Okay, this is actually this is a combination of three 0:21:24.840 --> 0:21:26.919 questions because they're all sort of the same questions. So 0:21:26.960 --> 0:21:31.560 I thought it was worth Oh boy, Torri, with your permission, 0:21:31.600 --> 0:21:33.560 would it be okay if I paint a portrait of 0:21:33.560 --> 0:21:36.480 you out of chocolate? And then the next one is, 0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:39.760 I'm flying my painter in this Saturday to you. He 0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:43.639 plans to create a fabulous ceiling mural. And then the 0:21:43.720 --> 0:21:46.639 last one is, oh, at long last, my bedroom ceiling 0:21:46.680 --> 0:21:50.600 shall be complete. So it's all about murals of you. 0:21:50.880 --> 0:21:55.199 Wait, what was the last what's the other part of that? 0:21:55.920 --> 0:22:00.000 Oh, at long last, my bedroom ceiling shall be complete 0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:02.800 with a miural of you. 0:22:02.920 --> 0:22:09.359 Wait, okay, okay, let's break this down. One can he 0:22:09.480 --> 0:22:11.960 make wait? Wait, can he make something of me out 0:22:11.960 --> 0:22:13.920 of chocolate? Wait? Did I hear that right? 0:22:14.400 --> 0:22:14.640 Yep? 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:19.520 He says, I paint with chocolate. He paints sweats chocolate. 0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:23.560 He paint sweat chocolate, and he wants to make paint 0:22:23.600 --> 0:22:26.440 something of me out of chocolate. He wants your permission 0:22:26.680 --> 0:22:29.760 to paint a portrait to the human that wants to 0:22:29.800 --> 0:22:32.960 paint a portrait of me out of chocolate permission, granted. 0:22:34.200 --> 0:22:36.600 I like milk chocolate, though I know I'm supp sweet 0:22:36.640 --> 0:22:40.160 bougie and like dark chocolate, but I really like milk 0:22:40.200 --> 0:22:42.080 chocolate and not a fan of white. So if you 0:22:42.080 --> 0:22:44.200 can do it in milk chocolate, I'd be really grateful. 0:22:44.560 --> 0:22:46.159 Even though this is about you, so you can do 0:22:46.200 --> 0:22:49.520 whatever you want, but how do you preserve that doesn't 0:22:49.520 --> 0:22:53.520 it go bad? Don't you get ants? Like what happens 0:22:53.560 --> 0:22:56.320 after you paint something out of chocolate? 0:22:57.560 --> 0:22:57.720 Oh? 0:22:57.800 --> 0:22:59.480 And this is for him, right or is he gonna 0:22:59.520 --> 0:23:02.280 send this to me? Because don't send it to me 0:23:02.520 --> 0:23:06.359 because I'm a hoarder and I also have an emotional 0:23:06.400 --> 0:23:09.720 attachment to adamant objects. I've said it before. If you 0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:12.159 send me anything, I will keep it forever out of 0:23:12.200 --> 0:23:15.359 fear that I've you time and energy into it and 0:23:15.400 --> 0:23:20.560 I cannot. And I have a garage full of beautiful 0:23:20.560 --> 0:23:22.840 and not so beautiful things people have made me that 0:23:22.880 --> 0:23:26.280 I cannot part with because I feel guilty. So I 0:23:26.400 --> 0:23:29.720 fear if you send me this thing, there's going to 0:23:29.760 --> 0:23:32.160 be more spiders that we're going to come into my house. 0:23:32.200 --> 0:23:35.200