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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hello, this is Gary, the automated customer service agent for bank.

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Speaker 1: There's been some potentially fraudulent charges on the account ending in.

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Speaker 1: If this is the account holder for the account ending in,

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Speaker 1: say one. If not, please hang up and have a

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Speaker 1: good day.

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Speaker 2: One.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. You said one. To confirm that selection, please

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Speaker 1: say one. If not, please say two one. Hello. My

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Speaker 1: name is Gary. I'm the automated customer service agent for bank.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling with some potentially fraudulent activity on the account

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Speaker 1: ending in. If this is the account holder for that account,

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Speaker 1: say one. If not, please hang up and have a

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Speaker 1: good day.

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Speaker 2: One. We've already done this. It's me.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. You said one. To confirm that selection, please

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Speaker 1: say one. If not, please say two.

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Speaker 2: One, one, one, one, Okay, come on, I got stuff

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Speaker 2: to do today. One.

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Speaker 1: You selected one. I'm calling in regards to a charge

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Speaker 1: on your in the amount of thirteen thousand dollars. What

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Speaker 1: if you approve this charge? Please say one. If not,

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Speaker 1: please say.

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Speaker 2: Two thirteen thousand dollars. What the got it? I'm sorry, person,

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Speaker 2: got it? I need to talk to a person.

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Speaker 1: Got it? You said one? You approved it.

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Speaker 3: No, I did not.

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Speaker 2: I didn't spend thirteen thousand dollars. I need to talk

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Speaker 2: to a person, not a machine.

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Speaker 1: Got it. Please hold?

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Speaker 2: Thank you God, this is insane. Spend thirteen thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Hello, my name is Gary.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Gary, off and give me a person.

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Speaker 1: Got it?

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Speaker 2: This is insane. I need a person.

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Speaker 1: Got it? Please hold?

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Speaker 2: Thank you Gary, God.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: My name is Gary. I'm the automated service agent here

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Speaker 1: at bank. We've noticed some activity of Gary.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to talk to you, Gary. I want

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Speaker 2: to talk to a human being.

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Speaker 1: Got it. It sounds like you would like to take

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Speaker 1: out an auto loan.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Gary, you give me a person.

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Speaker 1: Got it. It sounds like you would like to know

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Speaker 1: the percent of our auto rates.

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Speaker 2: Please give me a No, no, no, no, Gary, carry no.

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Speaker 2: Stop with the music, Gary, Bank.

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Speaker 1: Try to make it feel like you're on making. When

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Speaker 1: you're on hold, please enjoy the whole music. It's from

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Speaker 1: the worst.

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Speaker 2: Thank ever? Are you sitting me?

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Speaker 3: I didn't spend it?

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Speaker 2: You mean a person? Scary? Hell Mary, No, you mayn't.

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Speaker 2: I need a person.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 3: My name is Gary, Gary, got it?

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Speaker 2: Give me a human being? Please?

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Speaker 1: Got it.

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Speaker 2: No, you don't got it. You don't get it at all, Gary,

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Speaker 2: Gary is watching me a person? Gary's watching What Gary

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Speaker 2: Thinkerry were respectful? Oh my god, Gary, Well I think

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Speaker 2: you need to do your job Gary and give me

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Speaker 2: a real person. You're wasting my time.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you would like to cancel your accounts.

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Speaker 1: If yes, say.

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Speaker 2: One, God, say I don't want to cancel my account.

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Speaker 2: I need a super vibertulations.

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Speaker 1: I will need to transfer you to a real person.

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Speaker 1: Is that say one? If not, say two, give.

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Speaker 2: Me a real person. Yes, Gary got it.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you want to get your accounts. Please.

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Speaker 3: No, I know you, Garry.

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Speaker 2: I just want to talk to a real person. What

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Speaker 2: is wrong with you? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Bank?

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Speaker 2: Oh is this a person?

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Speaker 1: Well? Last time I checked, I am. I just got

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Speaker 1: back from the bathroom because I had a ronate and

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Speaker 1: I don't think robots earn eate. Why the question?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, just I don't know. Gary, Your your

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Speaker 2: robot secretary is like trapping me and saying that I

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Speaker 2: have a thirteen thousand dollars charge and then I want

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Speaker 2: to book my account your account.

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Speaker 1: I got it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I don't want to take my account. I'm so

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Speaker 2: sorry about seven.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I know we automated supert on Jane,

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Speaker 3: my god, no, jem, Hey, this is actually Jubile from

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Speaker 3: the Jubile Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 3: your husband set you up. It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: What he said that you really irritated with automated phone

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Speaker 1: systems and wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I lost my ship for so bad.

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Speaker 3: That's so bad. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.