Speaker 1: Hey, it's Friday and we've got a brand new episode.
Speaker 1: Just feel so good.
Speaker 2: That's Friday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you years ago? You and the seventy five year
Speaker 1: old kindergarten teacher.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to comments before this brand new
Speaker 1: episode starts. Yes, well, if you missed it, yesterday, we
Speaker 1: aired Brook breaks you up? What a roller coasters one
Speaker 1: for us. I didn't break anyone up, now, that's true Brooks,
Speaker 1: despite my best best efforts, he really did. But Niclo said,
Speaker 1: I hope brook has paid extra for this segment. Can
Speaker 1: you forward that to my bosses? Yeah, definitely not the case.
Speaker 1: But hey, thanks for having my back and I appreciate it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, not every relationship should be together.
Speaker 2: You just kind of stirred crap up and then stepped away.
Speaker 1: No, I definitely think they should have not been together.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of people agree.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of therapy that needed to happen there.
Speaker 1: All right, your brand new second date update right now,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date updates.
Speaker 2: Where can you turn for help when you're stuck in
Speaker 2: your dating life?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: You could hire a dating coach to point out all
Speaker 2: the things that you're doing wrong and why you're not
Speaker 2: good enough to attract a mate in your natural form.
Speaker 1: Or you can just talk to Jeff's mom for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, happy to lay into in all of
Speaker 2: your flaws. You could try wading into the muck of
Speaker 2: the dating app world, where there's now been confirmed STD
Speaker 2: cases from people who just downloaded Tinder. Wow, they didn't
Speaker 2: even meet anybody on it, and they also gave all
Speaker 2: of your other apps diseases to no. Or you could
Speaker 2: just ask your friends for help and when they say no,
Speaker 2: offer them money to do it.
Speaker 1: Wait, it's almost like we're back to square one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently, as one of our listeners did, and I'm
Speaker 2: curious to hear how that worked. His name is Henry
Speaker 2: So Henry Man. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Are you coming here for the free advice since you
Speaker 1: spent all your dough already?
Speaker 4: Well, so the money has not been spent yet, but
Speaker 4: I feel like we can get into that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, because by the way, he said ask friends for advice, right,
Speaker 3: were your friends?
Speaker 2: Because needs money?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I just want friends.
Speaker 4: Just hit me up with your cash app. I got you.
Speaker 3: I pay you to be your friend, but your email.
Speaker 2: Did say you were going to pay your friends for
Speaker 2: help with your love life? Can you explain what you mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I've been looking around dating, trying to find
Speaker 4: somebody to kind of settle down with.
Speaker 1: And okay, so you're looking at serious stuff right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I actually have a buddy who encouraged me
Speaker 4: to reach out to you guys, is right now he's
Speaker 4: on the hook for potential bounty.
Speaker 2: I wonder, what are you talking about bounty?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so, I mean I've been trying to date around
Speaker 4: and uh huh to all of my friends to tell
Speaker 4: their friends thousand dollars bounty. You find a girl and
Speaker 4: end up marrying.
Speaker 3: Her, oh your future wife?
Speaker 1: Do you pay them on your wedding day?
Speaker 2: The one right in front of your bride?
Speaker 1: She's like, how am I not getting.
Speaker 2: So hold on this girl that we're about to call?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 2: Are you saying that she might be the one?
Speaker 4: I mean maybe? Wow, she's the closest one I've met
Speaker 4: in a long time that's got all of the sort
Speaker 4: of things you look for.
Speaker 1: Okay, and this is someone that obviously your buddy set
Speaker 1: you up with.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Does she have a name Mia?
Speaker 1: Yah? Okay, what do you like about her. What drew
Speaker 1: you to Mia?
Speaker 4: Well, I know, for like, as an example, when we
Speaker 4: were at dinner, I heard her speak a foreign language
Speaker 4: to the waiter.
Speaker 2: She's maybe well traveled, well educated, that's a bonus.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I don't know, she just got this real
Speaker 4: feminine energy. It was really attractive to me.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, all right, So what was a date? Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, did you talk a lot beforehand?
Speaker 4: I mean we did talk a good bit beforehand, like
Speaker 4: we were just kind of texting back and forth. And yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean basically just a little bit, not much. I
Speaker 4: don't know, I'm nervous.
Speaker 1: There were texts.
Speaker 2: When you're in the presence of somebody that you really
Speaker 2: feel a connection with, it's hard to even like put
Speaker 2: it to words, I imagine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there was a message, and then there was
Speaker 1: a dinner.
Speaker 4: And then there was dinner. Yeah, you know, we just
Speaker 4: felt so comfortable together. It was like really amazing, that's great.
Speaker 4: But then the weirdest and kind of I don't know,
Speaker 4: cutest thing happened where it's gonna sound weird, but we
Speaker 4: sneezed at the exact same time.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, why do I see experience?
Speaker 1: I really would be kind of funny, like exactly the
Speaker 1: same time. Please don't tell me that you've hit the
Speaker 1: age in your life where you're a man sneeze her
Speaker 1: and it's super superaz Yeah, my god, I'm sorry. Every
Speaker 1: year my husband's like goes up another decibel.
Speaker 2: It does sound like a one in a billion type
Speaker 2: of moment. Hopefully it was after your meals came out.
Speaker 2: You sneezed onto each other's food, a little cross contamination, sweetness,
Speaker 2: wipe each other's noses. That could be a sweet moment.
Speaker 4: Well, it was definitely something we kind of giggled about.
Speaker 4: I was like, you just need to because obviously I'm loud.
Speaker 4: I couldn't really tell.
Speaker 5: That's kind of better because you miss the other person's
Speaker 5: sea like its own sneeze.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but clearly there's a connection going on on multiple levels.
Speaker 4: Here feels like a strong connection, and I just I
Speaker 4: can't tell if I screwed it up.
Speaker 1: Why do you think that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I did ask her to come back and
Speaker 4: watch a movie at my place. You know, maybe I
Speaker 4: was being a little too forward, but I was just
Speaker 4: really feeling it.
Speaker 3: I don't know how she do she did not, Well,
Speaker 3: that could just be on the first dated thing.
Speaker 1: You know, you want to end the first date on
Speaker 1: a high.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not do too much, you know?
Speaker 2: Is that how it ended?
Speaker 4: Well? I mean that's why I'm confused, because we did kiss.
Speaker 4: Oh now she's not answering anything.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that is weird answering.
Speaker 1: I mean, your buddy's got a thousand dollars writing on this.
Speaker 1: What is he said? I bet he's invested.
Speaker 4: Well, he was the one that said, email you guys,
Speaker 4: because you're gonna be able to help me get in
Speaker 4: touch with her and figure out what's going on.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell him anything.
Speaker 3: We're helping his friend right now too.
Speaker 2: He wants that money.
Speaker 4: So yeah, and apparently this girl is like a friend
Speaker 4: of a friend, so it's not like he knows her
Speaker 4: first hand. So I'm okay, yeah, yeah, I need help.
Speaker 1: So we're getting this not just for you, but for
Speaker 1: him as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and for us.
Speaker 1: Do we get to cut? I feel like we get
Speaker 1: a ten percent finder seeing if we get.
Speaker 2: Her on the phone, A lot of money is going
Speaker 2: to be exchanged if we can pull this off.
Speaker 3: I don't want any money, guys, I just want love.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll take your part.
Speaker 2: We don't do that on him.
Speaker 4: Show.
Speaker 2: Okay, but we will try and reach out to Mia
Speaker 2: for you when we come back and do your second
Speaker 2: date update, maybe reconnect you with the one on a
Speaker 2: sneeze level. At least we'll do it right after this.
Speaker 1: Hold on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling a little bit of pressure right now because
Speaker 2: there is money on the line for this second.
Speaker 1: Date update, and it's amazing and how that instantly changes
Speaker 1: how invested people are in your dating life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one thousand dollars right, a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's not my money, thank god, because if I was
Speaker 2: a betting man, I'd say this probably isn't going to happen,
Speaker 2: and I would be right ninety percent of the time.
Speaker 2: That's just the statistics for our show. Unfortunately, we're not
Speaker 2: great at getting yeses here. But hey, there's.
Speaker 3: Always answers yet answers just yet, not.
Speaker 2: Yes is but there's always that ten percent, and that
Speaker 2: small margin is what our listener, Henry is banking on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and if he ends up marrying me down the road,
Speaker 2: his buddy who introduced them would get one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh romantic, it's a pretty genius bounty. I mean, the
Speaker 1: people who set you up should get a reward. Honestly,
Speaker 1: how else are they going to motivate your fast right?
Speaker 1: No wonder they always set me up with duds back in.
Speaker 2: The day, Henry, we never asked, does Mia know about
Speaker 2: the bounty? Did you tell her? If I marry you,
Speaker 2: my friend gets one thousand dollars?
Speaker 4: I have not told me about that.
Speaker 3: It's a smart move.
Speaker 1: Marriage is such a good topic to bring up on
Speaker 1: the first shame job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but hopefully she answers our phone call here because
Speaker 2: she's completely ignoring Henry and Henry, what's your confidence level
Speaker 2: going into this?
Speaker 4: Man, I'm looking forward to my bounty wife. Let's go
Speaker 4: bounce wife.
Speaker 3: It sounds pretty bad.
Speaker 2: He's like the brawny man with that on the wedding invite.
Speaker 2: But here we go. I'm in a dollar number right now.
Speaker 2: Let's do it.
Speaker 4: Hio.
Speaker 2: Hi, we're looking to speak with Mia.
Speaker 5: Yes, she's all right.
Speaker 2: Hey Mia, this is a radio show called Brooke and
Speaker 2: je in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 4: How can I help you?
Speaker 2: You can help us because we're in the middle of
Speaker 2: a segment right now called the second Date Update. And hey,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know what that is, but
Speaker 2: we're trying to help out one of our listeners who
Speaker 2: you met up with recently. You went out to dinner
Speaker 2: with him, a guy named Henry.
Speaker 5: Oh, yes, I'm sure, yup, I remember him.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's interesting. Your tone definitely sounds interested, which is
Speaker 1: a good sign.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure if I would say that.
Speaker 2: Well, well, we know that there's some awkwardness going on
Speaker 2: because apparently, according to Henry, you're not responding to his
Speaker 2: texts or calls at all anymore, which is a little
Speaker 2: bits correct. Okay, it's a little confusing to him because
Speaker 2: he told us about your date and it sounded pretty
Speaker 2: good on our.
Speaker 5: End, right, I mean, the date was fine. Honestly, I
Speaker 5: was really drawn to him. He's very good looking.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's one of the best reviews of a first
Speaker 1: day I've heard that he's fun.
Speaker 5: What's the issue, then, Well, the issue was that afterwards,
Speaker 5: I was actually pretty excited about the date and him,
Speaker 5: and I was kind of on cloud nine and I
Speaker 5: showed one of my friends a picture of him and
Speaker 5: she recognized him.
Speaker 1: Okay, weren't you introduced their mutual friends sorta anyway?
Speaker 5: So I mean, not not her, No, she said, this
Speaker 5: is a guy that she used to date someone else
Speaker 5: that she knew, and he's like a serial cheater. And
Speaker 5: then his name is not Henry. He goes, well, I
Speaker 5: don't know what his real name is, but she knew
Speaker 5: him as Hank.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, she didn't date him, she knew someone that
Speaker 1: dated him.
Speaker 4: Is that.
Speaker 1: Oh this is so much hearsay?
Speaker 2: But you said serial cheater.
Speaker 5: That's the word she used.
Speaker 2: Exactly Do you mean serial dater?
Speaker 5: I mean, isn't it the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, my real data would be someone who goes on
Speaker 1: lots of dates. That's not cheating.
Speaker 2: And he told us that, he said that he's been
Speaker 2: trying to go out with a lot of women to
Speaker 2: find his perfect match.
Speaker 5: I don't know whatever it is. He's going out with
Speaker 5: lots of women, he's using different names.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: I mean it feels like that should be something you
Speaker 1: should talk to him about because it's a lot of
Speaker 1: like rumors. And he said said totally gossip stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And we can facilitate that conversation right now because
Speaker 2: we have do you have Henry or Hank or whoever
Speaker 2: his name.
Speaker 1: Is, which is the same person? Henry and Hank are
Speaker 1: the same.
Speaker 2: However, he goes by that person is on the line
Speaker 2: right now waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 5: Are you serious? I am he's listening this whole time.
Speaker 6: Yes, Henry, Henry say hi, Hey, Oh my god, that
Speaker 6: was a big accusation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Henry, do you know what she's talking about?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, who she's describing is just not me. I
Speaker 4: mean that's the old me.
Speaker 1: Oh wait wait, the serial cheater part is the old you?
Speaker 1: Or the serial dater part is the old you.
Speaker 4: Well, serial dater. I don't know where the cheating part
Speaker 4: came from, because like, yeah, I am trying to date
Speaker 4: women and meet people, but I don't like that version
Speaker 4: of myself where I'm just going through chicks like wildfire.
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't need to say.
Speaker 2: It's a way to describe it.
Speaker 4: Listen, that was the old mean, that was Hank. I'm Henry.
Speaker 1: Hank was the player. Henry's the stand up Guys.
Speaker 5: When you have a friend of college and then they're
Speaker 5: out of college and change their name, ye got it, they.
Speaker 3: Grew up a little.
Speaker 4: Yeah. It started to get to a point where my
Speaker 4: friends even started calling me hammering Hank.
Speaker 1: Okay, remember she is here with that.
Speaker 2: Although that is pretty impressive.
Speaker 1: That nobody wants a hammer.
Speaker 2: So I'm sorry, what's your nickname? If you're not Hammering
Speaker 2: Hank anymore?
Speaker 4: Who are you now currently? I'm I'm Humble Henry.
Speaker 2: He's a sweetheart now.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, miya.
Speaker 1: You can see that people can change, right, they can
Speaker 1: change their behavior hopefully. That was a long time ago.
Speaker 3: When you say, how old?
Speaker 2: When did you make that choice? Like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to live that lifestyle anymore, Henry.
Speaker 4: I mean it was like weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, the way you were talking about it, you
Speaker 2: made it sound like it was years two years.
Speaker 1: Many, Miya, he's changed. Let's concentrate on.
Speaker 2: The part Hammer and Hank is no more.
Speaker 5: Listen, even talking about it, it is too recent. No
Speaker 5: girl wants a guy like that who's dating billions of women,
Speaker 5: Like that's gross.
Speaker 1: Tell her, Tell her how you're not.
Speaker 4: It's not a billion. I mean, you know, maybe a
Speaker 4: million would be closer, but I'm not.
Speaker 5: You ask me back to your place in the first night,
Speaker 5: would Humble Henry really do that?
Speaker 4: I mean, if it has only been two weeks like
Speaker 4: you said, so, I mean, listen, there's probably like five
Speaker 4: percent of Hammer and Hank that's still in there. But
Speaker 4: I mean he's the one that asked that question.
Speaker 2: Oh, Hank asked you to place.
Speaker 1: Come on, Henry, tell her how you haven't gone on
Speaker 1: a date with anyone else in the last two weeks.
Speaker 4: Right, well, I mean there's two girls that Hank needs
Speaker 4: to break up with.
Speaker 5: Still, come on, you're a player, dude. I'm not having that.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, No, no, that's not my thing. That's
Speaker 4: it's Hank's and Henry.
Speaker 2: Right, those other women aren't dating Henry. They're dating d
Speaker 2: bag Hank.
Speaker 1: It makes it sound like you're cheating when you say
Speaker 1: you have to break up with them.
Speaker 2: Henry's not cheating, Hank is.
Speaker 5: I told you she's a serial cheater. That's what my
Speaker 5: friend said.
Speaker 4: I knew it. Listen, it's not a boyfriend girlfriend exclusive relationship.
Speaker 4: There's no cheating going on.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, from your side, I'm going to.
Speaker 4: Go to their apartments this weekend. It'll all be taken
Speaker 4: care of, and we're gonna put Hammer and Hank to bed.
Speaker 4: You won't hear from him then?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is Hammer Hank's favorite place.
Speaker 1: So funny, all right, I feel like we should ask
Speaker 1: if they want to go on a date in like
Speaker 1: a couple of months. When Hammer and Hank is perl
Speaker 1: like we know he won't be resuscitated.
Speaker 4: Want to know?
Speaker 2: Maybe Mia has been intrigued by the idea of Hammer
Speaker 2: and Hank.
Speaker 1: It's like the worst nickname.
Speaker 2: Mia. Would you like to go out on a date
Speaker 2: with Hammer and Hank or Humble Henry?
Speaker 5: Are you guys seriously asking me this?
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, yes, listen, there.
Speaker 5: Is no amount of money, like he finishing up with
Speaker 5: these women and then I get to have him. No,
Speaker 5: thank you.
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm so sad to hear that you've seen
Speaker 4: it this way. But I need you to know there's
Speaker 4: like one thousand dollars on the line.
Speaker 2: This could work.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, Yeah, wait a minute, what do you mean?
Speaker 5: What's the thousand dollars for? Like to go on a date?
Speaker 4: Okay, so you know the friend that introduced us, he's
Speaker 4: going to get a grand if we end up getting married.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, isn't that sweet?
Speaker 5: Like I didn't think this could possibly get anywhere?
Speaker 2: Here we are, well, Henry Hank, whoever, I'm sorry, it's
Speaker 2: going to be a no from me.
Speaker 1: You know, keep working on yourself, keep working on that
Speaker 1: Humble Hendry five percent.
Speaker 4: I don't know, Maybe it's time to just bring back Hammer.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you ever.
Speaker 1: Three in the morning, oh Man.
Speaker 2: At the end there, when he told her about the
Speaker 2: whole bounty thing and how he could possibly get married
Speaker 2: to her, I really thought he was going to get
Speaker 2: her back on his side.
Speaker 1: If he said it the right way, it could have
Speaker 1: proved that he was interested in long term relationships, that
Speaker 1: he was truly invested in something real this time. But
Speaker 1: he did not at the right time or in the
Speaker 1: right sentence.
Speaker 2: He didn't deliver a lot of the things he said
Speaker 2: the right way. Two weeks. Yeah, so no surprise that
Speaker 2: didn't work out. But at least she's gonna have a
Speaker 2: fun story that she can tell her children one day
Speaker 2: that you kids, before I married your father, I went
Speaker 2: out one night with a guy named Hammer and Hank. Wow, mom,
Speaker 2: you're so cool. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that a character from Toms.
Speaker 2: You're never gonna find out what that is. But if
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