WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Sneeze Sympatico 

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's Friday and we've got a brand new episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Just feel so good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you years ago? You and the seventy five year

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<v Speaker 1>old kindergarten teacher.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get to comments before this brand new

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<v Speaker 1>episode starts. Yes, well, if you missed it, yesterday, we

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<v Speaker 1>aired Brook breaks you up? What a roller coasters one

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<v Speaker 1>for us. I didn't break anyone up, now, that's true Brooks,

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<v Speaker 1>despite my best best efforts, he really did. But Niclo said,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope brook has paid extra for this segment. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you forward that to my bosses? Yeah, definitely not the case.

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<v Speaker 1>But hey, thanks for having my back and I appreciate it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, not every relationship should be together.

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<v Speaker 2>You just kind of stirred crap up and then stepped away.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I definitely think they should have not been together.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think a lot of people agree.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of therapy that needed to happen there.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, your brand new second date update right now,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date updates.

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<v Speaker 2>Where can you turn for help when you're stuck in

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<v Speaker 2>your dating life?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>You could hire a dating coach to point out all

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<v Speaker 2>the things that you're doing wrong and why you're not

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<v Speaker 2>good enough to attract a mate in your natural form.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you can just talk to Jeff's mom for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, happy to lay into in all of

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<v Speaker 2>your flaws. You could try wading into the muck of

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<v Speaker 2>the dating app world, where there's now been confirmed STD

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<v Speaker 2>cases from people who just downloaded Tinder. Wow, they didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even meet anybody on it, and they also gave all

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<v Speaker 2>of your other apps diseases to no. Or you could

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<v Speaker 2>just ask your friends for help and when they say no,

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<v Speaker 2>offer them money to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, it's almost like we're back to square one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, apparently, as one of our listeners did, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>curious to hear how that worked. His name is Henry

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<v Speaker 2>So Henry Man. Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you coming here for the free advice since you

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<v Speaker 1>spent all your dough already?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, so the money has not been spent yet, but

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like we can get into that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, because by the way, he said ask friends for advice, right,

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<v Speaker 3>were your friends?

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<v Speaker 2>Because needs money?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I just want friends.

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<v Speaker 4>Just hit me up with your cash app. I got you.

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<v Speaker 3>I pay you to be your friend, but your email.

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<v Speaker 2>Did say you were going to pay your friends for

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<v Speaker 2>help with your love life? Can you explain what you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I've been looking around dating, trying to find

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<v Speaker 4>somebody to kind of settle down with.

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<v Speaker 1>And okay, so you're looking at serious stuff right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And I actually have a buddy who encouraged me

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<v Speaker 4>to reach out to you guys, is right now he's

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<v Speaker 4>on the hook for potential bounty.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder, what are you talking about bounty?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so, I mean I've been trying to date around

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<v Speaker 4>and uh huh to all of my friends to tell

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<v Speaker 4>their friends thousand dollars bounty. You find a girl and

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<v Speaker 4>end up marrying.

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<v Speaker 3>Her, oh your future wife?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you pay them on your wedding day?

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<v Speaker 2>The one right in front of your bride?

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, how am I not getting.

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<v Speaker 2>So hold on this girl that we're about to call?

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<v Speaker 5>Here?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you saying that she might be the one?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean maybe? Wow, she's the closest one I've met

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<v Speaker 4>in a long time that's got all of the sort

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<v Speaker 4>of things you look for.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and this is someone that obviously your buddy set

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<v Speaker 1>you up with.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Does she have a name Mia?

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<v Speaker 1>Yah? Okay, what do you like about her. What drew

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<v Speaker 1>you to Mia?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I know, for like, as an example, when we

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<v Speaker 4>were at dinner, I heard her speak a foreign language

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<v Speaker 4>to the waiter.

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<v Speaker 2>She's maybe well traveled, well educated, that's a bonus.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And I don't know, she just got this real

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<v Speaker 4>feminine energy. It was really attractive to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, all right, So what was a date? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did you talk a lot beforehand?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean we did talk a good bit beforehand, like

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<v Speaker 4>we were just kind of texting back and forth. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean basically just a little bit, not much. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know, I'm nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>There were texts.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're in the presence of somebody that you really

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<v Speaker 2>feel a connection with, it's hard to even like put

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<v Speaker 2>it to words, I imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but there was a message, and then there was

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<v Speaker 1>a dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>And then there was dinner. Yeah, you know, we just

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<v Speaker 4>felt so comfortable together. It was like really amazing, that's great.

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<v Speaker 4>But then the weirdest and kind of I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>cutest thing happened where it's gonna sound weird, but we

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<v Speaker 4>sneezed at the exact same time.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, why do I see experience?

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<v Speaker 1>I really would be kind of funny, like exactly the

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<v Speaker 1>same time. Please don't tell me that you've hit the

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<v Speaker 1>age in your life where you're a man sneeze her

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<v Speaker 1>and it's super superaz Yeah, my god, I'm sorry. Every

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<v Speaker 1>year my husband's like goes up another decibel.

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<v Speaker 2>It does sound like a one in a billion type

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<v Speaker 2>of moment. Hopefully it was after your meals came out.

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<v Speaker 2>You sneezed onto each other's food, a little cross contamination, sweetness,

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<v Speaker 2>wipe each other's noses. That could be a sweet moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it was definitely something we kind of giggled about.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, you just need to because obviously I'm loud.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't really tell.

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<v Speaker 5>That's kind of better because you miss the other person's

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<v Speaker 5>sea like its own sneeze.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but clearly there's a connection going on on multiple levels.

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<v Speaker 4>Here feels like a strong connection, and I just I

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<v Speaker 4>can't tell if I screwed it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you think that?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I did ask her to come back and

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<v Speaker 4>watch a movie at my place. You know, maybe I

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<v Speaker 4>was being a little too forward, but I was just

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<v Speaker 4>really feeling it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how she do she did not, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>that could just be on the first dated thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you want to end the first date on

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<v Speaker 1>a high.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not do too much, you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that how it ended?

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<v Speaker 4>Well? I mean that's why I'm confused, because we did kiss.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh now she's not answering anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that is weird answering.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, your buddy's got a thousand dollars writing on this.

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<v Speaker 1>What is he said? I bet he's invested.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he was the one that said, email you guys,

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<v Speaker 4>because you're gonna be able to help me get in

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<v Speaker 4>touch with her and figure out what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell him anything.

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<v Speaker 3>We're helping his friend right now too.

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<v Speaker 2>He wants that money.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, and apparently this girl is like a friend

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<v Speaker 4>of a friend, so it's not like he knows her

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<v Speaker 4>first hand. So I'm okay, yeah, yeah, I need help.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're getting this not just for you, but for

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<v Speaker 1>him as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we get to cut? I feel like we get

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<v Speaker 1>a ten percent finder seeing if we get.

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<v Speaker 2>Her on the phone, A lot of money is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be exchanged if we can pull this off.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want any money, guys, I just want love.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll take your part.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't do that on him.

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<v Speaker 4>Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but we will try and reach out to Mia

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<v Speaker 2>for you when we come back and do your second

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<v Speaker 2>date update, maybe reconnect you with the one on a

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<v Speaker 2>sneeze level. At least we'll do it right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling a little bit of pressure right now because

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<v Speaker 2>there is money on the line for this second.

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<v Speaker 1>Date update, and it's amazing and how that instantly changes

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<v Speaker 1>how invested people are in your dating life.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, one thousand dollars right, a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not my money, thank god, because if I was

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<v Speaker 2>a betting man, I'd say this probably isn't going to happen,

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<v Speaker 2>and I would be right ninety percent of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just the statistics for our show. Unfortunately, we're not

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<v Speaker 2>great at getting yeses here. But hey, there's.

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<v Speaker 3>Always answers yet answers just yet, not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes is but there's always that ten percent, and that

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<v Speaker 2>small margin is what our listener, Henry is banking on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and if he ends up marrying me down the road,

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<v Speaker 2>his buddy who introduced them would get one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh romantic, it's a pretty genius bounty. I mean, the

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<v Speaker 1>people who set you up should get a reward. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>how else are they going to motivate your fast right?

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<v Speaker 1>No wonder they always set me up with duds back in.

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<v Speaker 2>The day, Henry, we never asked, does Mia know about

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<v Speaker 2>the bounty? Did you tell her? If I marry you,

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<v Speaker 2>my friend gets one thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 4>I have not told me about that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a smart move.

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<v Speaker 1>Marriage is such a good topic to bring up on

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<v Speaker 1>the first shame job.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but hopefully she answers our phone call here because

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<v Speaker 2>she's completely ignoring Henry and Henry, what's your confidence level

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<v Speaker 2>going into this?

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<v Speaker 4>Man, I'm looking forward to my bounty wife. Let's go

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<v Speaker 4>bounce wife.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like the brawny man with that on the wedding invite.

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<v Speaker 2>But here we go. I'm in a dollar number right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hio.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, we're looking to speak with Mia.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, she's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey Mia, this is a radio show called Brooke and

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<v Speaker 2>je in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 2>You can help us because we're in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>a segment right now called the second Date Update. And hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you know what that is, but

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<v Speaker 2>we're trying to help out one of our listeners who

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<v Speaker 2>you met up with recently. You went out to dinner

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<v Speaker 2>with him, a guy named Henry.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, yes, I'm sure, yup, I remember him.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's interesting. Your tone definitely sounds interested, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a good sign.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not sure if I would say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well, we know that there's some awkwardness going on

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<v Speaker 2>because apparently, according to Henry, you're not responding to his

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<v Speaker 2>texts or calls at all anymore, which is a little

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<v Speaker 2>bits correct. Okay, it's a little confusing to him because

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<v Speaker 2>he told us about your date and it sounded pretty

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<v Speaker 2>good on our.

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<v Speaker 5>End, right, I mean, the date was fine. Honestly, I

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<v Speaker 5>was really drawn to him. He's very good looking.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's one of the best reviews of a first

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<v Speaker 1>day I've heard that he's fun.

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<v Speaker 5>What's the issue, then, Well, the issue was that afterwards,

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<v Speaker 5>I was actually pretty excited about the date and him,

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<v Speaker 5>and I was kind of on cloud nine and I

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<v Speaker 5>showed one of my friends a picture of him and

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<v Speaker 5>she recognized him.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, weren't you introduced their mutual friends sorta anyway?

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<v Speaker 5>So I mean, not not her, No, she said, this

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<v Speaker 5>is a guy that she used to date someone else

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<v Speaker 5>that she knew, and he's like a serial cheater. And

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<v Speaker 5>then his name is not Henry. He goes, well, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know what his real name is, but she knew

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<v Speaker 5>him as Hank.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait wait, she didn't date him, she knew someone that

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<v Speaker 1>dated him.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh this is so much hearsay?

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<v Speaker 2>But you said serial cheater.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the word she used.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly Do you mean serial dater?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, isn't it the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, my real data would be someone who goes on

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<v Speaker 1>lots of dates. That's not cheating.

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<v Speaker 2>And he told us that, he said that he's been

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<v Speaker 2>trying to go out with a lot of women to

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<v Speaker 2>find his perfect match.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know whatever it is. He's going out with

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<v Speaker 5>lots of women, he's using different names.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it feels like that should be something you

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<v Speaker 1>should talk to him about because it's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>like rumors. And he said said totally gossip stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And we can facilitate that conversation right now because

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<v Speaker 2>we have do you have Henry or Hank or whoever

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<v Speaker 2>his name.

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<v Speaker 1>Is, which is the same person? Henry and Hank are

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<v Speaker 1>the same.

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<v Speaker 2>However, he goes by that person is on the line

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<v Speaker 2>right now waiting to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you serious? I am he's listening this whole time.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, Henry, Henry say hi, Hey, Oh my god, that

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<v Speaker 6>was a big accusation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Henry, do you know what she's talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, who she's describing is just not me. I

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<v Speaker 4>mean that's the old me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait wait, the serial cheater part is the old you?

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<v Speaker 1>Or the serial dater part is the old you.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, serial dater. I don't know where the cheating part

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<v Speaker 4>came from, because like, yeah, I am trying to date

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<v Speaker 4>women and meet people, but I don't like that version

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<v Speaker 4>of myself where I'm just going through chicks like wildfire.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we don't need to say.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a way to describe it.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, that was the old mean, that was Hank. I'm Henry.

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<v Speaker 1>Hank was the player. Henry's the stand up Guys.

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<v Speaker 5>When you have a friend of college and then they're

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<v Speaker 5>out of college and change their name, ye got it, they.

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<v Speaker 3>Grew up a little.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. It started to get to a point where my

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<v Speaker 4>friends even started calling me hammering Hank.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, remember she is here with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Although that is pretty impressive.

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<v Speaker 1>That nobody wants a hammer.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm sorry, what's your nickname? If you're not Hammering

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<v Speaker 2>Hank anymore?

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<v Speaker 4>Who are you now currently? I'm I'm Humble Henry.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a sweetheart now.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, miya.

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<v Speaker 1>You can see that people can change, right, they can

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<v Speaker 1>change their behavior hopefully. That was a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 3>When you say, how old?

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<v Speaker 2>When did you make that choice? Like, I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to live that lifestyle anymore, Henry.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean it was like weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, the way you were talking about it, you

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<v Speaker 2>made it sound like it was years two years.

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<v Speaker 1>Many, Miya, he's changed. Let's concentrate on.

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<v Speaker 2>The part Hammer and Hank is no more.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, even talking about it, it is too recent. No

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<v Speaker 5>girl wants a guy like that who's dating billions of women,

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<v Speaker 5>Like that's gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell her, Tell her how you're not.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not a billion. I mean, you know, maybe a

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<v Speaker 4>million would be closer, but I'm not.

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<v Speaker 5>You ask me back to your place in the first night,

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<v Speaker 5>would Humble Henry really do that?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, if it has only been two weeks like

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<v Speaker 4>you said, so, I mean, listen, there's probably like five

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<v Speaker 4>percent of Hammer and Hank that's still in there. But

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<v Speaker 4>I mean he's the one that asked that question.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Hank asked you to place.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Henry, tell her how you haven't gone on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with anyone else in the last two weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, well, I mean there's two girls that Hank needs

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<v Speaker 4>to break up with.

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<v Speaker 5>Still, come on, you're a player, dude. I'm not having that.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, No, no, that's not my thing. That's

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<v Speaker 4>it's Hank's and Henry.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, those other women aren't dating Henry. They're dating d

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<v Speaker 2>bag Hank.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes it sound like you're cheating when you say

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<v Speaker 1>you have to break up with them.

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<v Speaker 2>Henry's not cheating, Hank is.

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<v Speaker 5>I told you she's a serial cheater. That's what my

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<v Speaker 5>friend said.

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<v Speaker 4>I knew it. Listen, it's not a boyfriend girlfriend exclusive relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no cheating going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, from your side, I'm going to.

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<v Speaker 4>Go to their apartments this weekend. It'll all be taken

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<v Speaker 4>care of, and we're gonna put Hammer and Hank to bed.

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<v Speaker 4>You won't hear from him then?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is Hammer Hank's favorite place.

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<v Speaker 1>So funny, all right, I feel like we should ask

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<v Speaker 1>if they want to go on a date in like

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of months. When Hammer and Hank is perl

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<v Speaker 1>like we know he won't be resuscitated.

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<v Speaker 4>Want to know?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe Mia has been intrigued by the idea of Hammer

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<v Speaker 2>and Hank.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the worst nickname.

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<v Speaker 2>Mia. Would you like to go out on a date

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<v Speaker 2>with Hammer and Hank or Humble Henry?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you guys seriously asking me this?

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<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately, yes, listen, there.

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<v Speaker 5>Is no amount of money, like he finishing up with

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<v Speaker 5>these women and then I get to have him. No,

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<v Speaker 5>thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just I'm so sad to hear that you've seen

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<v Speaker 4>it this way. But I need you to know there's

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<v Speaker 4>like one thousand dollars on the line.

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<v Speaker 2>This could work.

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<v Speaker 4>Go ahead, Yeah, wait a minute, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 5>What's the thousand dollars for? Like to go on a date?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so you know the friend that introduced us, he's

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<v Speaker 4>going to get a grand if we end up getting married.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, isn't that sweet?

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<v Speaker 5>Like I didn't think this could possibly get anywhere?

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<v Speaker 2>Here we are, well, Henry Hank, whoever, I'm sorry, it's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a no from me.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, keep working on yourself, keep working on that

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<v Speaker 1>Humble Hendry five percent.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, Maybe it's time to just bring back Hammer.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Three in the morning, oh Man.

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<v Speaker 2>At the end there, when he told her about the

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<v Speaker 2>whole bounty thing and how he could possibly get married

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<v Speaker 2>to her, I really thought he was going to get

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<v Speaker 2>her back on his side.

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<v Speaker 1>If he said it the right way, it could have

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<v Speaker 1>proved that he was interested in long term relationships, that

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<v Speaker 1>he was truly invested in something real this time. But

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<v Speaker 1>he did not at the right time or in the

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<v Speaker 1>right sentence.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't deliver a lot of the things he said

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<v Speaker 2>the right way. Two weeks. Yeah, so no surprise that

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<v Speaker 2>didn't work out. But at least she's gonna have a

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<v Speaker 2>fun story that she can tell her children one day

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<v Speaker 2>that you kids, before I married your father, I went

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<v Speaker 2>out one night with a guy named Hammer and Hank. Wow, mom,

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<v Speaker 2>you're so cool. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a character from Toms.

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