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Speaker 1: A lot of people talk about brides and grooms getting

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Speaker 1: nervous before the wedding day.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty normal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's totally valid. But what about the best man?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Oh yeah, what about him? I wasn't even the

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Speaker 2: best man.

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Speaker 1: I was so nervous.

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Speaker 2: Should be a part of my buddy?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh, he's got a lot on his plate.

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Speaker 1: There's pressure to give sincere sounding compliments. Yeah, just bow ties? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not show up totally drunk to the group photos.

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Speaker 3: When you put it this way, you guys have a

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Speaker 3: lot on your.

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Speaker 1: Plate, it's almost unfair. Well, apparently one guy has been

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Speaker 1: majorly stressing out about his best man responsibilities with just

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Speaker 1: a week left to go, so the groom wanted us

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Speaker 1: to play a prank on him by giving him one

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Speaker 1: last crucial task that he needs to complete before the

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Speaker 1: big day. You're gonna hear it in your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi is this Christian?

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Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, who's this?

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Speaker 2: My name is Margaret.

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Speaker 3: I'm calling from DDI about a request we got to

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Speaker 3: speak with you.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't know what DDI is exactly.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, it's a service called Don't Do It. I'm

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Speaker 3: sure you've seen our ads on the USA Network.

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Speaker 4: No, I actually don't have cable.

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Speaker 2: You're the one.

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Speaker 3: Huh, Well, according to my notes, you are the best

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Speaker 3: man for your friend Matthew at his upcoming wedding.

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Speaker 2: Is that correct?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? That's strange. I mean, how would you know that?

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Speaker 2: Great question? I can tell you all about it.

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Speaker 3: We've been paid by two anonymous sources to encourage you

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Speaker 3: to tell the groom Matthew, don't do it? What DD?

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Speaker 4: Why would I do that?

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Speaker 3: Well, actually I will tell you why. I just can't

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Speaker 3: tell you who.

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Speaker 2: You see? It is anonymous.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know what's going on here, like it

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Speaker 4: just makes no sense.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I hear that often. Let me clear it up

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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 3: The first reason listed why the groom should not go

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Speaker 3: through with the marriage is communication problems.

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Speaker 2: Apparently they have.

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Speaker 3: Small misunderstandings that sometimes blow up into big arguments.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but every relationship has that.

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Speaker 3: But does every marriage have a stockbroker waiting in the wings?

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Speaker 2: A what the bride?

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Speaker 3: Julie her ex is back in town and he is

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Speaker 3: a stockbroker?

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Speaker 2: Why do you not know this information?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I know of the guy, but she doesn't even

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Speaker 4: have anything to do with him anymore. And that's in

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Speaker 4: the past.

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Speaker 2: So is it though, is it?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Completely in the past. So that's why it makes

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Speaker 4: no sense why you would even bring that person up.

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Speaker 3: I bet you my second husband wish is someone warned

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Speaker 3: him about that pickle farmer I had a crush on.

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Speaker 3: That saved him a lot of time and money.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: If only someone would have hired us D D I

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Speaker 3: to tell them, don't do it, don't marry her. No,

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Speaker 3: stop this.

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Speaker 4: I don't care what you have to say.

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Speaker 2: No did now.

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Speaker 3: I'm just giving you the reasons that we're given to me.

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Speaker 3: So are you going to tell the groom don't do it?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: I just need a confirmation here.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely not just because some weird service posh person calls

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Speaker 4: me on the phone and tries to get me to

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Speaker 4: do something.

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Speaker 3: Hell no, all right, I didn't want to tell you this,

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Speaker 3: but for just twenty nine ninety nine, I can reveal

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Speaker 3: one of the anonymous people who made this request for you.

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Speaker 3: I don't care who it is.

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Speaker 4: Lady like, We're done.

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Speaker 2: Sure because you know this person?

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Speaker 4: What is this? What kind of scammer are you? Like?

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Speaker 2: You're a tough customer. I'm just gonna.

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Speaker 3: Tell you it's the bride Julie. Oh what she wants

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Speaker 3: you to tell the groom? Don't do it.

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Speaker 4: There's no way Julie wants to stop her own wedding.

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Speaker 4: Are you sure that doesn't even make any sense?

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Speaker 3: It actually does if you realize that she's afraid she'll

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Speaker 3: look bad if she says it.

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Speaker 4: Stop right now. Like here yourself calling people are telling

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Speaker 4: them to like, get life. Seriously.

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Speaker 3: I do have a life, and not just with my

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Speaker 3: hot pickle farming husband.

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Speaker 2: I also do frank phone calls on the radio show

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: You know, like this one, what what are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you and your buddy Matthew.

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Speaker 2: Who's the group? Set you up?

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Speaker 4: Are you? Are you kidding me right now? No?

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Speaker 2: He wrote us and he said that you're more stressed

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Speaker 2: out about the wedding than he is.

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Speaker 4: Oh. Man, you literally had me so heated right now.

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Speaker 4: I was like, who he's calling me right now? Do

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Speaker 4: you know what?

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Speaker 2: Though you pass the test? You are a really good

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Speaker 2: best man.

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Speaker 3: I'd actually say, just do it.

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Speaker 2: No, don't in there at all.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that little head.

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Speaker 3: Wake up Every morning was phone tap weekday. Mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,