Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh I see you. Why look over there?
Speaker 1: How is that culture? Yes, goodness, let's ding dong or
Speaker 1: shall we say bonjourdong, which is of course the French
Speaker 1: way to say, well, yeah, I guess I was gonna
Speaker 1: say it's tuk tuk, but that's knock knock, which is
Speaker 1: different than ding dong. Well, it's often, you know, and
Speaker 1: when songs get translated from other languages, you don't get
Speaker 1: the exact word. So I'm sure that if we were
Speaker 1: to go up to France or up to Montreal again,
Speaker 1: we might even think to begin the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the way we do it absolutely. So it's just Matt
Speaker 1: and I in the studio for now, but we're about
Speaker 1: to go into our live episode that we recorded at
Speaker 1: Just for Laughs, just this past weekend, which is the
Speaker 1: reason for all the friendship, for all the friendship of course, yes,
Speaker 1: that's the reason. Um, So we just we had a
Speaker 1: great time there. We performed a diva's version of I
Speaker 1: don't Think so, honey. It was truly phenomenal. We opened
Speaker 1: with that's the way it is by Celine Dion. We
Speaker 1: closed with it's all coming back to me now by
Speaker 1: That's by Celine Dion. Yes. Yes, lots of really really
Speaker 1: fun stuff in that show, truly. And so we had
Speaker 1: booked Duel Say to do our podcast episode just to
Speaker 1: have a normal interview podcast, right, one of the regular
Speaker 1: interviews podcast episodes. But this thing went down at the festival, Matt,
Speaker 1: you want to just preface it a little bite, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So dul Say, along with Jabuki Young White, Jil Kim Booster,
Speaker 1: Amanda Seals, so many amazing Torres, Taylor, Tomlinson, lots and
Speaker 1: lots of amazing people were all named as a variety
Speaker 1: comics to watch. They picked ten people that are going
Speaker 1: to be rising comics to watch, and a little bit
Speaker 1: of drama went down when they all got together in
Speaker 1: the panel that was preceding the performance. I guess they
Speaker 1: chose this one guy who you may have heard about now.
Speaker 1: His name is um Darren Knight. He goes by a
Speaker 1: uh largely he performs as a character called Southern Mama,
Speaker 1: which is like pseudonym character Southern Moment, and he's very
Speaker 1: popular on YouTube. We hear and he has a very
Speaker 1: uh let's say just read state fan base, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would say, And you know, speculation as to why he
Speaker 1: was even chosen for this. Apparently they always try to,
Speaker 1: you know, and also like involve social media quote unquote
Speaker 1: comedians because in today's age, you know, you can't just
Speaker 1: ignore the fact that they have tons of fans, and
Speaker 1: you know, you do have to acknowledge the fact that
Speaker 1: a lot of content is being consumed online and that
Speaker 1: means it's solely being created online. So I guess that
Speaker 1: was the point of view on involving someone like this
Speaker 1: in the festival. However, it turned out that he not
Speaker 1: only cannot perform live, but he has also has some
Speaker 1: ideals and leiefs that really don't belong on the stage
Speaker 1: at all and don't deserve a platform now. So basically
Speaker 1: what happened at the panel just for context, just because
Speaker 1: this will just inform everything that eventually gets talked about
Speaker 1: in the podcast. Um he his manager enters the backstage
Speaker 1: area of the panel, starts sort of accosting and interrogating
Speaker 1: some of the the other people, like duels, say about
Speaker 1: their social media followings, like, uh, that doesn't really matter
Speaker 1: to me, I'm on TV, I'm fine. Manager walks out.
Speaker 1: Darren Southern Mama comes back in says what the funk was?
Speaker 1: That this is also this is loose quote you guys.
Speaker 1: I mean we weren't there. We heard from second tources.
Speaker 1: But there was an altercation before the panel that was
Speaker 1: just like totally unnecessary that just carried over into the
Speaker 1: actual panel when Southern Mama said something to the effect
Speaker 1: of race has no place in comedy. There should know
Speaker 1: there should be no commentary of that sort in comedic performance.
Speaker 1: Panel with almost all POC comedians and queer comedians including
Speaker 1: Julio and Chebooky and Joel, so they sort of all
Speaker 1: openly said rebuked that. Uh. And then that night was
Speaker 1: the actual showcase where they all did stand up sets
Speaker 1: and Matt and I got to go um and everyone crushed, crushed,
Speaker 1: killed it. I mean they all they had such amazing sets.
Speaker 1: It was such an exciting night up until up until
Speaker 1: I was so exciting to watch this guy fucking each ship.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, and so he basically with all the drama
Speaker 1: that surrounded the panel, Uh, Southern Mamma was sort of
Speaker 1: se question in his own green room to not have
Speaker 1: any sort of interfacing interactions with the rest of the comics. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then he had the he was given the option
Speaker 1: to not perform, according to our sources, Joel um he
Speaker 1: was given the option. The YouTubers have the option to
Speaker 1: not perform at the showcase live, and yet Darren Knight
Speaker 1: still opted into performing. So everyone crushes. Joel finishes his set,
Speaker 1: does amazing, and then Darren Knight comes on. Chris Red's
Speaker 1: hosting this whole thing. Chris Red brings Darren Knight on.
Speaker 1: Dar Or Night just spends the first five minutes just apologizing, saying,
Speaker 1: I'm so nervous, does not remember the name of the festival.
Speaker 1: He says, thank you, thanks you all so much, to
Speaker 1: thanks so much to laugh it was it laughs, and
Speaker 1: people are like, and then I'm thinking to myself, I
Speaker 1: don't know what you thought, but maybe this is some
Speaker 1: sort of antide comedy or whatever bullshit, like, you know,
Speaker 1: like some sort of like roundabout way of getting to
Speaker 1: age comedy element in the But then it kind of
Speaker 1: just became clear, like we're sitting in the room, in
Speaker 1: this room with one of the masters, Brett Davis, the
Speaker 1: coffin Asque masters of this kind of but this was
Speaker 1: this was not what was happening. It was not that
Speaker 1: um so basically, uh, he eventually does like I guess
Speaker 1: five or so minutes of does anyone ever have to
Speaker 1: ship humor? And it was I guess, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: funny for some people in the middle of the country.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to sit here and attack the comedic
Speaker 1: taste of people who like bad ship, right, but you
Speaker 1: know what it was, it was awful and it was
Speaker 1: like people, there was no it was just a stream
Speaker 1: of consciousness, just nonsense. And then so then he bombs
Speaker 1: the whole time, and then he ends his step by saying,
Speaker 1: I just want to thank you all so much for
Speaker 1: having me. By the way, I want to say that
Speaker 1: race and sexuality have no place in comedy. People aren't
Speaker 1: paying to see that ship, at which point everyone in
Speaker 1: the audience, just especially in our area, started booing him.
Speaker 1: And I have never brewed someone off. Never, I've never
Speaker 1: felt the instinct to have to encourage someone off the
Speaker 1: STI it was just like it was so egregious, like
Speaker 1: it was such a display blatantly of racism. And what
Speaker 1: I've been saying too is like god fucking damn it,
Speaker 1: like this year, like all all years, like of course,
Speaker 1: like we'd send up our best, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: quote unquote, and then that's going to be it just
Speaker 1: takes the conversation away from all the amazing comics who
Speaker 1: crushed and who then received him when he came off stage.
Speaker 1: And then I guess we'll kind of let dul Say
Speaker 1: get into that. But she does discuss it in her
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey later and it was truly
Speaker 1: and I don't think so honey moment. It was an
Speaker 1: unprecedent and think so honey clocking in at four minutes
Speaker 1: and twenty seconds just by coincidence. But we let her
Speaker 1: go because, you know, we didn't want to push for
Speaker 1: the t about this because she probably had been asked
Speaker 1: so many this was this was the we we got
Speaker 1: her interview. She came on the day of this, all
Speaker 1: blowing up like the morning after, so she had just
Speaker 1: been hounded by everybody. Um a man who steals posted
Speaker 1: it to her Instagram story. Her following sort of jumped
Speaker 1: all over it, so she was a little you know,
Speaker 1: we weren't sure whether or not to like, we weren't
Speaker 1: sure how to gage that, so we just didn't really
Speaker 1: bring that up until she did at the very end
Speaker 1: and her I don't think so many, But we have
Speaker 1: a great conversation. We have an awesome conversation with her.
Speaker 1: Ums very true nerd queen. Oh she's sci fi. Sci
Speaker 1: fi was her dress? Source arrest, come address, there you go,
Speaker 1: And I am very excited to share this episode. She's
Speaker 1: delightful we get into drag. She's a big super fan. Yes,
Speaker 1: but we wanted to make sure that you guys knew
Speaker 1: the t on this whole Southern Ama situation because we
Speaker 1: were there and um, you know, it gets addressed later
Speaker 1: on in the episode kind of like familiarly because I
Speaker 1: think everyone in the audience was very aware of the situation. Yes,
Speaker 1: but it kind of blew up on social media, so
Speaker 1: you may be aware of it, you may not, but
Speaker 1: that's what happened. That's why Wynn jail. But we are
Speaker 1: so so so happy with this episode. We hope you
Speaker 1: enjoyed as much as we uh did uh And if
Speaker 1: you came out to see it while you were in Montreal,
Speaker 1: are all our friends up there in Montreal, Thank you
Speaker 1: for coming, Thank you for enjoying. Alright, bye, last culture
Speaker 1: Races because we have to do it because it's being
Speaker 1: recorded for for the pod so for posterity. So um,
Speaker 1: this is fun, Like you know, many people will listen
Speaker 1: to this, but many in this moment, we're all dressed exactly,
Speaker 1: And how are we all doing tonight? All right, we're good,
Speaker 1: this afternoon great. I want to give some insights on
Speaker 1: behind the scenes to Usually what happens is Bowen. We'll
Speaker 1: sit down and looked me dead in the eyes and
Speaker 1: he'll say three to one. So it's usually not that chaotic.
Speaker 1: Usually it's very clean. Um, okay, can I see these shirts?
Speaker 1: I'm very happy, wonderful. This is a good Um. This
Speaker 1: is a gay shirt. It's in the same neighborhood. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Um, this is like a like god pan
Speaker 1: sexual architect. I love that. That's you in a way
Speaker 1: a little bit. What would you how would you break
Speaker 1: this down besides just get does I want to be
Speaker 1: more dynamic than that even if I'm not? Yeah yeah yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: like gay guy on an acid trip closing his eyes
Speaker 1: and that's what he sees. And then he was like,
Speaker 1: I'll print that on a shirt and and there it is.
Speaker 1: I love it. Okay. Um. Anyway, we're so happy to
Speaker 1: be here in Montreal. How is everybody asked? Great? We
Speaker 1: have Um, It's it's weird for me because I grew
Speaker 1: up here it's weird. It's true. I grew up in Plassa,
Speaker 1: Yeah I did. And then I grew up in Plassa.
Speaker 1: I spent one year own gay and then I took
Speaker 1: the We would always take the poor chap uh into
Speaker 1: and I had taken all of the last season and
Speaker 1: it was so beautiful. It was so nice. We had
Speaker 1: a lot of that on Long Island too. The I
Speaker 1: can't do the French actent I think you can't, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I've been like dropping little bits of French here
Speaker 1: and there while we've been here. And then Matt, Matt
Speaker 1: will just in a in an effort of one upsmanship.
Speaker 1: I know it's not it's it's want to be participants, okay.
Speaker 1: So then so then Matt will say, manca, what am
Speaker 1: I saying? Okay? So did you say a French word?
Speaker 1: And I'll repeat, let be seen, be seen. But that
Speaker 1: was good, that was good. But then Matt will what
Speaker 1: I was trying to get you to do is um is.
Speaker 1: Matt's been trying this out, this new catchphrase, his French catchphrase.
Speaker 1: He says, just okay, just fee, which is means um,
Speaker 1: I am the little girl. I guess all right, does
Speaker 1: anyone remember the commercial, Yes, thank you, it's the commercial
Speaker 1: with the little girl. It was like a hooked on
Speaker 1: phonics type situation, Muffy. It was a series of tapes
Speaker 1: or audio tapes with I think kids that had difficulties
Speaker 1: in the classroom, because not everyone just soars through, like
Speaker 1: this audience looks like a very smart, armamentary, gifted and
Speaker 1: talented audience, but some kids they need a little bit
Speaker 1: more help. And um this was for language learning. And
Speaker 1: this young girl stepped forward and said just feels and
Speaker 1: feet and then the icon who was that woman who
Speaker 1: we only two of the two of us know, but
Speaker 1: she said, yes, that's friends, she's speaking. This commercial played
Speaker 1: for fifteen years all the time. I'm like Nickelodeon, right
Speaker 1: this American and they would never play this here, so
Speaker 1: I missed that growing up here right right, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's fine. I'm just I love it here though I
Speaker 1: love her to I hated. Yes, we're not going to stay,
Speaker 1: but like we do, like would you like it? I
Speaker 1: like growing up was tough with French Canadian people, but
Speaker 1: they were ultimately very nice, and I think French Canadians
Speaker 1: are like white trash chic, like that's like the vibe
Speaker 1: it's it's so nice. They're a little cold. I will say.
Speaker 1: We just went up there. They're pretty like they're gorgeous
Speaker 1: and gorgeous people, gorgeous and cold, gorgeous clue people. And
Speaker 1: we just were outside because we're gonna do a show later.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do a variant on our I Don't Think
Speaker 1: so Honey Live shows, which is yes, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: called I Don't Think So Honey Diva's Edition. And so
Speaker 1: we're opening the show with the Selindian. So how we're
Speaker 1: gonna sing. That's the way um, and that will be
Speaker 1: the way it is, except probably like a step lower
Speaker 1: because I always start things a little too high. We
Speaker 1: rehearsed to to thirty and it became this impromptu concert
Speaker 1: and a lot of people stayed and like really watched,
Speaker 1: and then we sang in Stoff coming back to me. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: but we kept I have I kept telling them, telling
Speaker 1: them like, this is just a rehearsal. This is not
Speaker 1: supposed to be inherently funny like those the comedy is.
Speaker 1: It's flanking the actual comedy, which is fine because they
Speaker 1: did not think it was funny anyway. They stood there
Speaker 1: and really just kind of and we were we said
Speaker 1: do you think they almost like do you think they
Speaker 1: enjoyed it? And I was like, I think they were
Speaker 1: a French Canadian. I think they were just like, um,
Speaker 1: just hanging out, just hanging out. The festival has been fun. Um,
Speaker 1: just for a little glimpse into like what it's like
Speaker 1: as performers. Um, you just have the same conversation with
Speaker 1: a million different people. Yeah, industry people. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: a lot of the same cud off fumes together. It's like, um,
Speaker 1: a true TV A P A W. But you know,
Speaker 1: when when did you get in? It's tomorrow, Amanda? You
Speaker 1: mean Amanda, you know I'm going I'm going down there here.
Speaker 1: How is your flight? What is I don't know, okay,
Speaker 1: what is? How is your flight? Like? What are they?
Speaker 1: What is the made it? What's the core of that question?
Speaker 1: I think they want to know. I think when people
Speaker 1: ask how was your flight, they want to know if
Speaker 1: you experience turbulence on the flight, That's what I think
Speaker 1: they're asking. However, my problems with the flight are never turbulence,
Speaker 1: Like I always think you dealized what is that? Well? Actually, wait,
Speaker 1: maybe I mean it's maybe it's gonna be my I
Speaker 1: don't think so funny in just forty minutes. Um, but
Speaker 1: oh wait, you have this funny flight story of this
Speaker 1: woman who oh okay, Yes, there was a woman on
Speaker 1: a flight that I was on and she barked throughout
Speaker 1: the flight like a dog how they bark. This is
Speaker 1: how the woman barked, like rough and I thought that
Speaker 1: was funny. And it's almost like, you know, she probably
Speaker 1: had something wrong with her, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's still funny that a woman was barking on
Speaker 1: a plane. Like I'm sorry, I'm always gonna laugh at
Speaker 1: a woman barking on a flight like it could be
Speaker 1: a disease. I do think it's funny. It makes me
Speaker 1: a problematic in this age, and that's just gonna be
Speaker 1: the hill I die on. Women barking on Seattle bound
Speaker 1: flies from New York throughout the flight is funny to
Speaker 1: me because she was she was doing like little at
Speaker 1: the point where everyone was turned around like no, bitch,
Speaker 1: shut up, stop barking, and she was just like and
Speaker 1: I think she said she said it was a sneeze.
Speaker 1: I was like, what do you know? I think she
Speaker 1: wanted to be barking. She was that bitch who was
Speaker 1: barking on the flight? Yeah, there's always that bitch. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: that's what I wish. I had a story like that
Speaker 1: of a flight that I could just tell people when
Speaker 1: they asked me, how is your flight, And I'll say
Speaker 1: there was a woman who was barking. It was like
Speaker 1: this the narrative of the flight, and it was a
Speaker 1: shared experience for everyone. Love that, Yeah, I love that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I think it's time that we get this show going.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get this show going. And for that, we're
Speaker 1: gonna sit. Oh wow, can you believe we stood the
Speaker 1: whole time. We're gonna stand back up to welcome our guests,
Speaker 1: and just seconds we'll stand up again. Okay, I'm very excited,
Speaker 1: very excited. She here. She has so many, so many
Speaker 1: great credits. As we see on the show, the credits
Speaker 1: come rolling down, They come rolling down. Gum. You've seen
Speaker 1: her on comedy Knockout, you've seen her on at Midnight,
Speaker 1: you've she's a correspondent on the Daily Show with Trevor
Speaker 1: Noah currently here as one of Variety's comics to watch,
Speaker 1: and we are watching, and we are enjoying, and we
Speaker 1: will continue to watch and please welcome to this stage.
Speaker 1: Don't say slow bringing the tea, Bring the tea and bringing. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yes we're spilling, we're spelling. Is ringing tea coming on?
Speaker 1: Hair lifted, let's go here, hair lifted. Okay, but talk
Speaker 1: about the tea because we helped you assemble this backstage. Yes,
Speaker 1: I am due to the devil trying to defeat me.
Speaker 1: I arrived in this beautiful country and my voice left.
Speaker 1: So this is better than past years at LEAs second,
Speaker 1: so I actually speak um and commiser rate and you know,
Speaker 1: communicate with the humans. But when with Vack saying, I
Speaker 1: was like, otherwime, like let's make some tea for you,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh girl, just a little hot water,
Speaker 1: a little honey. And just to see a white woman
Speaker 1: moved so fast, thank you. I was like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: talent um for someone who's never met um in my
Speaker 1: time of need, was truly beautiful. It's truly beautiful in
Speaker 1: today's times. Um. So you were telling us that you
Speaker 1: were at a restaurant the other night and like, instead
Speaker 1: of honey, they had a glucose spread. Okay, so I
Speaker 1: have been fighting this for the bast couple was like,
Speaker 1: don't if you ever like get horse, you're losing your voice,
Speaker 1: not because of sickness, but because of fatigue. Never use
Speaker 1: lemon because it drag your vocal cords out. That makes
Speaker 1: it worse. Oh ship, you need the honey because the
Speaker 1: honey um keeps the moisture on your vocal cords. It. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're using limen, you're like, what's going on? Like
Speaker 1: you're just sucking yourself up? Where did you learn this?
Speaker 1: I learned this last year when I had to sing
Speaker 1: um on the comedy Jam and my voice was sucked up,
Speaker 1: and my manager called um a vocal teacher and she
Speaker 1: was the voice of Belle and Beauty and the Beast's
Speaker 1: her name is that I don't I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't ever know anybody's days, but no use So, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's a deep come on, gay, could your life together?
Speaker 1: You look very cute, so cute, so cute. Um. But
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I'm definitely gonna listen to what
Speaker 1: she says because she said never what you just said something?
Speaker 1: And I think and she said, i'd be prof in too,
Speaker 1: any anti inflammatory because what your body is doing is
Speaker 1: it's inflaming. Like all the muscles around here inflaming, so
Speaker 1: you don't funk your vocal cords completely. So your body's like,
Speaker 1: all right, let me just get fat for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Your voice gets nice and fat. I do want to
Speaker 1: go back and just I want you to say again, lemons,
Speaker 1: take a lemon. You you're sucking yourself over. Yes, great, okay,
Speaker 1: rule number of culture and you're yourself over. Mariah Carrey
Speaker 1: says you're supposed to have hot tea with honey and lemon,
Speaker 1: and I guess she's wrong, and I guess that's the
Speaker 1: reason why. But now we know Mariah, but it might
Speaker 1: be if it's not. It depends on what she what's
Speaker 1: something she's working with? Crazy crazy, I've been crazy. I'm
Speaker 1: not Mariah carry crazy because I've never been that. Rich
Speaker 1: is bad the comments. But yeah, So we're in the
Speaker 1: restaurant yesterday and I was like, oh, they kept giving
Speaker 1: us I ordered, we ordered hot ordered tea and it
Speaker 1: was like Anna had some honey. They brought us honey.
Speaker 1: And we ordered onion rings and they also brought us honey.
Speaker 1: I was like, what, yeah, honey on your rings. He's
Speaker 1: like this is always saves, and I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: let's see what happened. We ate it and I was like,
Speaker 1: you right, you absolutely accurate in this. But I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's see what's in this honey. I'm like wait a minute,
Speaker 1: and it said honey and glucose spread. Oh what is
Speaker 1: the glucose spread? That? Okay? Glucose sugar. Anything that ends
Speaker 1: and coast is a sugar, sucros, sucro los glucoast. It's
Speaker 1: all the sugar. That's rule of science number three. Anything
Speaker 1: that it is a sugar. I'll be reading and ship
Speaker 1: food labels. I'll be reading food labels, and I'll watch
Speaker 1: a lot of PBS. Okay, So you would say, you,
Speaker 1: what is it to be right brained? Is that like
Speaker 1: when when you know a lot of science ship that's
Speaker 1: left brain. I believe left brain culture is just back
Speaker 1: me up. I hear, I see some ning, But that's right.
Speaker 1: But I'm like real creative and stuff like maybe I'm
Speaker 1: like middle brain, middle little brain. Nice. I, um, you're scientists. No,
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I didn't care for the brain
Speaker 1: in the past, but I tripped on acid a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, and now this is all I can
Speaker 1: think about. Well, like my my brain because apparently you're
Speaker 1: you can only think about your brain. No, well, no,
Speaker 1: it's not what I'm saying. I'm saying like with acid,
Speaker 1: you're both your all your lobes are talking to each other,
Speaker 1: like new connections are forming because in ways that I
Speaker 1: haven't formed before. This is real. This is science and
Speaker 1: it's not like white people's science. Um. Although, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was with a bunch of white gays on the beach,
Speaker 1: there was. It was a bunch of it was like
Speaker 1: three white gays, one Asian gay, one Jewish gay. Still white,
Speaker 1: still white, and fine, it was all white gays, but
Speaker 1: it was. There was one other Asian gay. It was
Speaker 1: Joel Kim Booster. He's right there. MAT's by racial Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: not this math, not this man. There was another Math
Speaker 1: there who was by racial but half black, half Jewish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of sorrow. That's a lot of sorrow.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of lot of sorrow. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: lot of Have you ever have you ever dabbled in
Speaker 1: acid or you know, hallucinogenic that. No, I'm a Christian too,
Speaker 1: I am black. So they don't let us do any
Speaker 1: of that. Know that we are not allowed to do
Speaker 1: any of those things. It's like we because we make sense. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a plant. I smoked that um crack because it
Speaker 1: came from a plant. You mix it with baking soda.
Speaker 1: We know what that is. You can smoke that um.
Speaker 1: The acid, we all know where that comes. Well, the
Speaker 1: acid was in oreos. Does that make sense? You don't
Speaker 1: get the acid from I know, but they dropped it
Speaker 1: into an oreo cookie and we just put it in
Speaker 1: our mouths. And I know somebody who um sells my
Speaker 1: youth man's in his forties sells uh Tutsi rolls that
Speaker 1: have been like dipped in shrooms. No, so like it's
Speaker 1: infused with the shroom. And then when you eat the
Speaker 1: Tutsi roll, you're like, oh tutsie rollo. But I don't
Speaker 1: know about trooms. Is there a difference in trooms and assets? Yes? Yes, yes, yes, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: um okay. Acid is acid is I have one drug
Speaker 1: is marijuana? Each day? Each day, each day. I don't smoke.
Speaker 1: We you don't smoke. We had I don't like how
Speaker 1: I feel well. You have vocal issues facts, but I
Speaker 1: smoked cigarettes, which is probably the reason. Listen, I'm also overweight.
Speaker 1: What do you want from me. Listen, I'm just cigarette.
Speaker 1: I didn't sell you smoke less than I used to,
Speaker 1: and I'm like trying to quit because it cost too
Speaker 1: much in New York. Um, okay, what's the cycle. I
Speaker 1: was talking to someone last night where it's like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna quit, so I might as well buy my last pack.
Speaker 1: It's that, it's so it makes no sense. I don't
Speaker 1: give myself the lie of the last pack. It's I
Speaker 1: don't feel like smoking a day. Like sometimes I don't
Speaker 1: smoke all day because I just don't want a cigarette,
Speaker 1: and then other days I'm like, uh, and then a chimney.
Speaker 1: So it just depends on because usually I go all
Speaker 1: day without smoking and then I'll eat something I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a cigarette. But sometimes it's so busy
Speaker 1: at work they don't have time to go outside and smoke,
Speaker 1: so I smoke less. But I've just been so busy,
Speaker 1: just because right before I like the night before I
Speaker 1: came here only like three hours of sleep, and then
Speaker 1: I've been like just real busy at work, so my
Speaker 1: voice was already tired. And then I flew and then
Speaker 1: get me sleep, and then we stressed out about all
Speaker 1: the shows that I had to do and just like
Speaker 1: I gotta pack this, I gotta make sure got the paperwork,
Speaker 1: make sure they'll let me in fucking Canada. They didn't
Speaker 1: look at the paperwork for me. They didn't even paperwork.
Speaker 1: And he went to the trouble of going to the
Speaker 1: FedEx and printing out the papers. Oh no, yeah, they
Speaker 1: didn't look at it anyway. Not in mind you. They
Speaker 1: don't stam up your passport anymore unless you asked them.
Speaker 1: Very nice. They didn't stampar as either. I didn't get
Speaker 1: any of experience. I like, I gave the man in
Speaker 1: the paperwork and I was like, you don't stay on
Speaker 1: my passport. He's like, oh no, if you want to
Speaker 1: passport stop people to him. And I went to the
Speaker 1: other man. I was like, can I have a passport
Speaker 1: stamp please? He's like, oh, you want on this page?
Speaker 1: Which when you page you one you to tell you.
Speaker 1: And I was like all right, there's nice. And next
Speaker 1: to the other I was like, okay, Like they don't
Speaker 1: give ship. Winnipeg, Canada never go funk their place up,
Speaker 1: burns down. Fuck what's the bay Winnipeg burn it down?
Speaker 1: Talking about down? That whole asked mother funk are that
Speaker 1: worked in that airport? You bitch made man? Listen, I
Speaker 1: get there at my ear button, I'm gonna confidence call.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get off this call. I'm like, here,
Speaker 1: take this paperwork. This pitch motherfucker decides brights the thing.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know what these codes meet
Speaker 1: on these damn piece of paper. I don't work for
Speaker 1: the government, Okay. So I get through and the ladies
Speaker 1: like I'm usually supposed to walk in and hand the
Speaker 1: people to paper and you go through the door. He
Speaker 1: was like, oh, no, you go that way so well
Speaker 1: away immigration. Why am I going to immigration? I'm an
Speaker 1: American and the fun you're talking about. So the dude
Speaker 1: made me sit in there. Then I wasn't getting helped
Speaker 1: because they were terrorizing his dirty family and his black lady.
Speaker 1: And when I say dirty family, I mean father, mother,
Speaker 1: two children, just dirty, and it's like bohemian dirty on purpose.
Speaker 1: So like all their clothes were too loose and too colorful,
Speaker 1: and they're like and they're saying like, oh, we'll found males.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, y'all is in a cult. So they
Speaker 1: look like the Coult people. You know what, I mean,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna send our kids to school or all
Speaker 1: this other ship. You're like, send them kids in school,
Speaker 1: They're gonna be really fucking weird. They' gonna get married
Speaker 1: to each other. Calm down, So what happened? What happened
Speaker 1: with this person? So this motherfucker's are as the flex
Speaker 1: even harder when I haven't gotten helped yet. So I
Speaker 1: send on my paperwork and I got he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you have any felonies. I said, I'm a Christian because
Speaker 1: that's always not as fun. And he's fucking with me
Speaker 1: looking at my paperwork, funk with me, funk with me,
Speaker 1: and so he's like, oh, everything came back fine. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know that because I told you I'm not a criminal.
Speaker 1: And then he was like, okay, that's fine. And he
Speaker 1: was like, oh and like maybe like next time when
Speaker 1: you come to the window, you know, you probably shouldn't
Speaker 1: be on the phone. I said, oh, that's the problem
Speaker 1: that I was on the phone. Oh you felt disrespected.
Speaker 1: Stay at my passport so I can get up out here.
Speaker 1: He was taking a case and I saw him go
Speaker 1: like he almost dropped it. And he's like, oh, that
Speaker 1: wasn't a problem. I say, yes, it was, so I
Speaker 1: remembered his name and I had to show that night
Speaker 1: and Alm I was like, I can't remember his name
Speaker 1: was block out traumatic things. And I was on the
Speaker 1: show talking about this awful as customs agent and a
Speaker 1: dude in the audience came up to me and was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I work with him. He is an asshole. He does
Speaker 1: that to people all the time as a power trap.
Speaker 1: And I was like, look at God, look at God.
Speaker 1: So we can't burn down Winnipeg because there was that
Speaker 1: one good soul there. I guess it's the Midwest of
Speaker 1: like when you turned to Montreal, you feel like you're
Speaker 1: in another country. You go to Winnipeg, you feel like
Speaker 1: you're in St. Louis. Everyone should go to Everyone should
Speaker 1: do a fun little Prince Edward Island. Never like very
Speaker 1: and of green Gables and of green Gables to go
Speaker 1: to the end of green Gables house, but it's cute.
Speaker 1: I never staying on PBS fucking wonder Works and that
Speaker 1: damn girl you know what I'm talking about, because all
Speaker 1: they showed was Anna green Gables and fucking Line which
Speaker 1: and a wardrobe. Y'all got two shows. I've been on
Speaker 1: this nineteen eighty four? Is you talking about Old Snitch
Speaker 1: and ask up boy with his Turkish to light funk
Speaker 1: that movie to the Turkish So I kill this been
Speaker 1: getting him a Turkish You know, when I tried Turkish
Speaker 1: der lights like years later, I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be good. It was a very popular treat
Speaker 1: amongst those kids. And then when I tried it and
Speaker 1: it was fucking bad. Dude, Turkish your lights suck. My
Speaker 1: mama bought something. She was like, girl, we got this
Speaker 1: turkis to light you on a little boy from the
Speaker 1: movie like a little boy from the movie. We got
Speaker 1: a litt Turkish light, a little bore from he could resist, Like, yes, Mama,
Speaker 1: Turkish light. So she got a bunch of like she
Speaker 1: got like, um, like an assorted flavor box right as
Speaker 1: are We're looking at the wrapper and we're like, lavender,
Speaker 1: what rose? Lemon? Okay, we know lemmon, we know citrus, right, pistachio?
Speaker 1: This is gelatin? How did you do this? So it's
Speaker 1: like rose and lavender flavored gelatine cover like coated in
Speaker 1: nasty powdered sugar. And I don't know how you funk
Speaker 1: up powdered sugar because it's sugar. But and we were like,
Speaker 1: they were like, girl, he's trying to just try this.
Speaker 1: We're both take a bite and we're like why and so,
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, we're Americans. We don't eat florals, right,
Speaker 1: Like any times somebody cars give me lavend or anything,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not eating a glade plug in. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing this with him. So we're like, well, let's
Speaker 1: try to lemon. And she's like it's still wrong too.
Speaker 1: How you messed lemon up? It's the most basic flavor.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows what a lemon taste like. I can't tell
Speaker 1: you what roses tastes like. I'm not a bird. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not a bird. Lemon is up there with cherry
Speaker 1: and grape as as far as popular flavors go. Can
Speaker 1: we all know grape don't tastes like grapes. It tastes
Speaker 1: like purple, doesn't we all know that its like purple?
Speaker 1: So we were very upset. I mean, in the world
Speaker 1: robe and they made him the prince, that one who
Speaker 1: liked little Snitch and as boy, Yeah, I think was
Speaker 1: he the one in the silver chair or something like?
Speaker 1: I didn't even know there was more books than the
Speaker 1: one line in the Witch in the Wardrobe, but there's
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of books. Then my mama literally said,
Speaker 1: I got the candy that the snitchen ass boy was
Speaker 1: eating from the Lina wishing the ward from Did you
Speaker 1: see the line a movie? I did. I guess she
Speaker 1: wanted to go and I was like, okay, and I
Speaker 1: remember watching it and her going that line is too big?
Speaker 1: Was too big? I was like, Mommy, and she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I know how big a lion. This lion is dinosaur,
Speaker 1: but he's supposed to remember my phone because you always
Speaker 1: say it sanking if I feel with the Holy Ghost.
Speaker 1: So we were like, we gotta go see this movie
Speaker 1: and see this. Won't got to see this movie. And
Speaker 1: then she was like she liked the movie. But at
Speaker 1: the same time, when they little boy flipped on his siblings,
Speaker 1: me and my mom both went, oh, bit you ask
Speaker 1: a little boy and you knew it was coming, No,
Speaker 1: it was coming. And I was like, because they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're trying to confront here, me and my MoMA only
Speaker 1: one in the movie there to go on whoop his
Speaker 1: as they took him back. It was ridiculous. He should
Speaker 1: be glad they want black siblings because okay, it sounds
Speaker 1: like we're talking about culture that you grew up with.
Speaker 1: Don't see, We're gonna ask you if we asked all
Speaker 1: of our guests every episode, what was the culture that
Speaker 1: made you say? Culture is for me? Um? I love
Speaker 1: everything to watch growing up. Okay. One of my two
Speaker 1: favorite shows growing up was one. It was this British
Speaker 1: the British sci fi show called Red Dwarf and I'm
Speaker 1: so glad I'm in Canada because the want the United States.
Speaker 1: What the funk I'm talking it is absolutely it's so
Speaker 1: it's very hard to describe to people because people think
Speaker 1: you're crazy. So basically, okay, so and y'all have to
Speaker 1: help me if I suck this up. But it was
Speaker 1: my favorite because it came on from like nineteen seven
Speaker 1: until like they just did at eleven. They're doing a
Speaker 1: twelfth season I think like right now, so twelve. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a British show, so there's seasons only have like
Speaker 1: maybe four or six, maybe eight episodes. So the show
Speaker 1: is set. So there's this bummy ass dude, Um David Lister.
Speaker 1: He gets put in stasis because he won't get rid
Speaker 1: of his cat, and you're crazy. You're crazy. I already
Speaker 1: think you're crazy. He's a bummy ass dude. All the
Speaker 1: eats his curries and drinks here all days only that
Speaker 1: he's and he's a he's a mixed rates dude. So
Speaker 1: the main character of the show is a mixed ways guy.
Speaker 1: And so he won't get rid of his cat. Instead
Speaker 1: of like, listen, you got this cat. It's not healthy,
Speaker 1: not quarantined, you can't keep it. You found out the
Speaker 1: cats pregnant. He hides the cat in the wall. And
Speaker 1: there's this guy he works with called David Remer. I mean, um,
Speaker 1: not David renor Arnold Render. So listening Arnold Remer remembers
Speaker 1: are complete. You know, the dude like a job who
Speaker 1: wants to be better than what he is but doesn't
Speaker 1: have the skill of the ability to do it. So
Speaker 1: it's this asshole dude. And they are the lowest rank
Speaker 1: on this They're on a spaceship. It's a mining ship.
Speaker 1: I told you as a sci fi show spaceship, right,
Speaker 1: so they're in they're not they're not a mining ship
Speaker 1: called Red Dwarf and they so he works together make
Speaker 1: their repairment on the ship. So remember get Listener gets
Speaker 1: in trouble because he won't get rid of his cat,
Speaker 1: and they're like, he's like, give me. Because he gets
Speaker 1: called into the captain's office, he's like, give me the cat.
Speaker 1: He's like, what are you gonna do with him? He's like,
Speaker 1: gonna cut him up an experiment on it and the
Speaker 1: sea the diseases. He's like, okay, but can you put
Speaker 1: it back together and give it to me? And he's
Speaker 1: like no, the cat'll be dead, right, And he's like,
Speaker 1: then I'm not giving you my cat. This is a
Speaker 1: good conversation. You can't have my cat, right, And so
Speaker 1: this is like a pilot episode and citing all the
Speaker 1: drama for the whole series, right, And so he's like,
Speaker 1: funk that. And so they're like, okay, if you don't
Speaker 1: for the punishment, basically the jail that they have as
Speaker 1: they put you into stasis so they freeze time for you,
Speaker 1: so you don't get paid for anything because you're frozen
Speaker 1: and sore, like you're gonna fourth, You're gonna four fit
Speaker 1: eighteen months wages if you don't. Because he violated the quarantine,
Speaker 1: He's like, this cat could bring any cat of disease
Speaker 1: on here and won't be stick as fun. He's like, yeah, cool,
Speaker 1: but you know no, And the cat's name is Frankenstein.
Speaker 1: So to give him like a given, like a reason
Speaker 1: to really love the cat, like is it a smart cat?
Speaker 1: Just it's just a pregnant cat and it's his it's
Speaker 1: his pet. He's like, he doesn't have anything, like pregnancy
Speaker 1: is a character traite. So he's like, this is this
Speaker 1: is my pet. He's a smuggle this pet on here, like,
Speaker 1: this is this is my this is my cat. And
Speaker 1: so they he hides the cat like basically like in
Speaker 1: the wall in his room, and they put him in
Speaker 1: the stasis because like he can't because at one point
Speaker 1: he can't find it, and the cat hides in the wall.
Speaker 1: She gives birth while he's in stasis. The problem is
Speaker 1: the dude that he's working with, Rimmer, is completely incompetent. Now,
Speaker 1: listeners that I'm talking about Rimmers, the dude whos incompetent.
Speaker 1: I know that much so Rimmers of dudes who incompetent.
Speaker 1: And he's supposed to be seeking something called the drive plate,
Speaker 1: which stops radiation from leaking onto the ship. There's so
Speaker 1: much world building, and that som fixes the drive plate
Speaker 1: wrong radiation sweeps the ship, killing everyone instantly while wild
Speaker 1: Lister is in stasis. Oh so Lister lives. But and
Speaker 1: there's also on the ship there's a hologram that runs
Speaker 1: there is a not a hologram? Is it? I'm what
Speaker 1: is it called? It's called Holly, but it's it's a
Speaker 1: um it's the ship's computer. But it talks to you,
Speaker 1: and it's a very cockney old and it's a cockney man,
Speaker 1: which is very funny to me. But so he was
Speaker 1: supposed to be in stasis for eighteen months, but they
Speaker 1: had to wait for all the radiation to hit a
Speaker 1: safe level on the ship. So he ends up being
Speaker 1: in stasis for three million years. What oh my god?
Speaker 1: So never see his cat watch what happens. So so
Speaker 1: he gets out and there are these white piles of
Speaker 1: dust over the ship. The people like, I said, he's
Speaker 1: a bumps. He's just walking around going what's this? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Right, and so but you don't know what
Speaker 1: it is either. So Holly goes He's like, he's like, um,
Speaker 1: I gotta say, he's only he's like, how long have
Speaker 1: I been? He's like, where's everybody at. He's like, okay, listen, um,
Speaker 1: you know how he was supposed to be in Stacey's
Speaker 1: for eighteen months. He's like yeah. He's like, you've been
Speaker 1: in state for three million years. He's like, what he
Speaker 1: said is everybody Dad? He's like, I don't know. Um.
Speaker 1: He's like, you're all knowing computer. He's like yeah, but
Speaker 1: we're also in the middle of nowhere, so I don't know. Um.
Speaker 1: And so he's like, well, what's going on? And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: he just looks over this one pile and he wipes
Speaker 1: it off and he's like, hey man, you might not
Speaker 1: want to do that. That's instant Jenkins. He's like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck I've been eating everybody on this ship for
Speaker 1: the past How you didn't even tell me? So then
Speaker 1: his homeboy rolls in because because the person, you know,
Speaker 1: because if you're if someone dies while they're on this mission,
Speaker 1: they can bring them back as a hologram because you
Speaker 1: can't have it. But they bring him back as a holograd.
Speaker 1: And then he blames list for him being dead because
Speaker 1: of like, if you were not in statsis, you could
Speaker 1: have helped me. And he was like, no, you're incompetent
Speaker 1: funked it up anyway. So they're talking to each other
Speaker 1: and then a character called the Cat who comes called
Speaker 1: the Cat. It's a black dude who's basically dressed like
Speaker 1: little Richard. He has these gorgeous suits on and he
Speaker 1: has his big quafft hair, and he looks up and
Speaker 1: he's like, so he comes in because he's just been
Speaker 1: strolling around the ship and remor and listen, don't expecting
Speaker 1: the life form on the ship. And he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: but it make myself look big. So then you realize
Speaker 1: this is the fucking cat. So he tells the history
Speaker 1: of what happened. So the cat Frankenstein gave Kirk. This
Speaker 1: is all the pilot, the pilot. So Frankenstein gives birth
Speaker 1: hat in the hold of the ship and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know how humans are supposed to be descended from apes,
Speaker 1: these people are descended from cats. Oh God, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: but he does but the natural selection on the ship.
Speaker 1: Imagine if a cat became a person would be the
Speaker 1: faintest thing you've ever seen. So he always has these
Speaker 1: designer fucking suits. Hair is always done, and then another
Speaker 1: and like the next episode you see him he's got
Speaker 1: this little like aerator looks like perfume, and he's walking
Speaker 1: through the ship going this is mine, this is mine.
Speaker 1: So he's marking his territory. Wow, but it's in this
Speaker 1: little thing and it's like so he learns like and
Speaker 1: then Listen finds out the later history of it. But
Speaker 1: in the pilot up and so the cat shows up
Speaker 1: and then he tells them like, oh, I'm just sending
Speaker 1: for Frankistein. They're like what in the that's the end
Speaker 1: of the first episode. That's it's crazy. And then like
Speaker 1: they find android later. That was a masterful an obsess
Speaker 1: of the first episode. We're gonna buy it. We want
Speaker 1: we want to. It's so funny but just like the cats,
Speaker 1: like it's great because like the lines that the cat has,
Speaker 1: like Ramor stole list of cigarettes as a way to
Speaker 1: can like make him do what he wants him to do.
Speaker 1: And the cat finds him and so he's pushing his
Speaker 1: cart like dancing down the hallway. He's like, I gotta
Speaker 1: shiny thing. He's like what are you doing? He's like
Speaker 1: these are these are mine? Like, no, put those back?
Speaker 1: He's like no, he said this. He goes you see
Speaker 1: this hand. It is mine. You see these things? They
Speaker 1: are mine, like I'm not. Then he finds a yo
Speaker 1: yo one day, and that's funny as ship because it's
Speaker 1: how would an adult who's descended from cats interact with
Speaker 1: yo yo? And then it's him just how awe going?
Speaker 1: And he's playing with this fucking yoyo. He's like, you
Speaker 1: know what it does? He's like, yeah, I do. He said,
Speaker 1: you got the string up here on the shiny thing
Speaker 1: on the bottom. Then here's the clever bit. You put
Speaker 1: the string on the bottom and the shiny things on top.
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, you know what lives your life?
Speaker 1: So you sound like decidedly like a sci fi queen. Yes,
Speaker 1: I like a lot of sci fi and stuff. I've
Speaker 1: never been down, but I'm a Star Trek person out
Speaker 1: of Star Wars wow, because the dream of my life
Speaker 1: is to be a cleon in a Star Trek movie.
Speaker 1: But not these new fucking weird as dinosaur head cleon. No,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about tn like very warfarey do ros sisters,
Speaker 1: very hair long titties out like past clean. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to be. I don't know these weird ones like, and
Speaker 1: I don't like these new ones day was been at
Speaker 1: a cumber Batch's characters supposed to be a clan on
Speaker 1: the supposed to be con when he was con it
Speaker 1: supposed to the Ricardo Montbon con. It's a twist, he says,
Speaker 1: I'm con or something, right. I think he does. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't watch the movie. I didn't watch
Speaker 1: the movie either. I like the first movie because I
Speaker 1: saw the trailer and there was that shot of Crispine
Speaker 1: with his butt in the air, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll see that. But then they didn't market it sexually,
Speaker 1: so I didn't see that. And then they um, Sulu
Speaker 1: gay yeah, which piste off George Kai even though he gay.
Speaker 1: Why was George pressed about that? Because he was like,
Speaker 1: what is the point it is? He was like, this
Speaker 1: isn't how Gene ron Berry wrote it. But you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're trying to be inclusive. He's like, yeah, that's cute,
Speaker 1: but that's not the fucking point. Um, that's okay. So
Speaker 1: so you're tracking and a red Dwarf. Yes, what is
Speaker 1: it against Star Wars? I don't think I get it.
Speaker 1: You don't get it feel like space? What's that star Trek? Well?
Speaker 1: I think here's the I don't have anything against Star Trek,
Speaker 1: but I think it's it's confusing. But there's so many
Speaker 1: worlds and so many like everything consistent that there's always
Speaker 1: the same timeline they started like Star Trek always went
Speaker 1: forward until very recently when they when they did Yager,
Speaker 1: Voyager was before and then was a Voyager before, which
Speaker 1: one was before Enterprise. That's the one Voyager. No. I
Speaker 1: wanted to watch Voyager, but that Jane Waite chick. I
Speaker 1: couldn't listen to her voice. I listened. I was very supportive,
Speaker 1: but she sounds like somebody was always slightly shaking her.
Speaker 1: What's the actress's name, No, because I think, oh ship
Speaker 1: is she is somebody shaking her on that show too.
Speaker 1: She actually gets shook a couple of times. Okay, but
Speaker 1: does she sound like that she's sitting on like, No,
Speaker 1: she she went rushing for that one, not shaky cute, Okay,
Speaker 1: because if you're supposed to be a captain of a
Speaker 1: fucking ship, I need you to not sound like you're frightened.
Speaker 1: She showed me crazy. And then Enterprise is I guess
Speaker 1: considered is it before the next generation, So it's before
Speaker 1: the first series, so it's four Original and then Inner
Speaker 1: and then Discovery is before Discoveries before everything is just
Speaker 1: as chronologically funked up as Star Wars. Your point holds no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: just because it's only because I didn't watch it. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the Voyager. I knew because the thing is like
Speaker 1: next Generation and Deep Space nine occurred at the basically
Speaker 1: the same time because O'Brien, because the engineer from from
Speaker 1: the Enterprise came to Deep Space nine, and then Wharf
Speaker 1: came to Deep Space nine. Uh fucking Court came to
Speaker 1: Deep Space nine, So that was at the same timeline
Speaker 1: and the Voyager was at the same like they were
Speaker 1: all around the same time, and then I don't know
Speaker 1: what the funk happened, but that the point is that
Speaker 1: you want to cover about something. I actually it's one
Speaker 1: of those things to say, I'm a Star Wars fan
Speaker 1: who hate Star Trek. That's ridiculous, okay, because it's just
Speaker 1: one of those things where it's like, if you like
Speaker 1: Star Wars, you feel like you have to dislike Star Trek,
Speaker 1: And do you feel that way about Star Wars like
Speaker 1: being a starter, you don't have any hatred towards Star Wars.
Speaker 1: You just don't. Personally, you don't care when you got
Speaker 1: Like the first time I saw in Job of the Hut,
Speaker 1: that big thing had that girl chained up, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, some weird man do road this
Speaker 1: him in a feminist display. That's cute, But I really like,
Speaker 1: originally she wasn't gonna kill him. I feel like, originally
Speaker 1: strong o the fucking somebody. And at the whole point
Speaker 1: she's shained to No, well he's I guess keep well,
Speaker 1: you know what you have to ask that question? Why
Speaker 1: why is she wearing that outfit? That outfit trying to
Speaker 1: sell her? Right? What was happening? I think she was
Speaker 1: there as a display because she wasn't. Day made her
Speaker 1: put that outfit on and chained her. Alaska the ship
Speaker 1: wasn't Kosha from the it go. She's supposed to be
Speaker 1: a princess and ship in fact did she didn't even
Speaker 1: have the security written into the damn movie around her
Speaker 1: to stop her ass from getting captured in the first place.
Speaker 1: To have problem, I'm going because when she was her security,
Speaker 1: she left her security because she bravely went to go
Speaker 1: rescue Han Solo who she's stupid. No, she's not stupid.
Speaker 1: She followed her heart. That means your security, you ain't
Speaker 1: got good security, because if you got good security, they
Speaker 1: ain't gonna ride with you regardless. So if I say, hey,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get my man, they go, okay, let me
Speaker 1: get the ship. That means that her security wasn't loyal
Speaker 1: to her. What happened to her security didn't I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what up in a security that all her security
Speaker 1: got blown up ony so her she didn't have any security.
Speaker 1: She she was outliving her security. She was surpassing her security.
Speaker 1: Security got cilled. I guess you're gonna say it wasn't
Speaker 1: good security, of course, but I would say I would
Speaker 1: say this. I would say some I would say, like
Speaker 1: there are people out there with good security. I'd say
Speaker 1: Beyonce and jay Z have good security, but sometimes listen,
Speaker 1: but ain't nobody trying to blow up ship? Would be
Speaker 1: and jay Z on it. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We got better things to do. There's
Speaker 1: a better people to kill. There definitely are. But I'm
Speaker 1: saying like if we're not just if look, I think
Speaker 1: that if some parts of Earth got blown up, it'd
Speaker 1: be like fush but like like like but if the
Speaker 1: whole thing got blown up, like we would be disappointed.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Hold on, hold, how security was on a
Speaker 1: planet in the whole planet got blown up? Oh sustained
Speaker 1: they find there was was up. I gotta I'm like
Speaker 1: the ocean is gone, Like I can't be upset. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't really have a dug in this fight. So well,
Speaker 1: So this is why I want to I want to
Speaker 1: just move on to another. Speaking of outfit, speaking of franchises,
Speaker 1: I think we we've never had a conversation with to
Speaker 1: see about drag Race and Dulcy is a drag Drag
Speaker 1: super fan, and you got to shift the conversation when
Speaker 1: I did not. When I first moved to l A
Speaker 1: and I was staying with like rather regular person, I
Speaker 1: made sure that I still saw drag Race. And thank
Speaker 1: god to those people. Thank you for the people on YouTube,
Speaker 1: hirate and this ship, thank you. Now, before I was
Speaker 1: still on logo, it was on logo, it was easier
Speaker 1: to pirate. Right when that ship got on v H one.
Speaker 1: Oh man, lockdown, lockdown, lockdown, that we can't find it.
Speaker 1: It's a real campaign, real campaign. I had to get.
Speaker 1: I had to go, like you know what, let me
Speaker 1: pay Amazon for the season because umh one plays no games.
Speaker 1: They're out here. I think it's just one person's job.
Speaker 1: But you're you're in the Viacom family. I feel like
Speaker 1: you should just like have the link, the screener link
Speaker 1: at the ready got people in the back and can
Speaker 1: get even thought about that. We'll get We'll get her
Speaker 1: a bin link. Sometimes I'm like, oh, I always I
Speaker 1: can see the show today. We we recap it for Vulture,
Speaker 1: so we get to get the episode like two days before,
Speaker 1: and then we have a mole that tells us who
Speaker 1: Viacom mole, but we cannot but we always know, but
Speaker 1: you always knows about to get liminated anyway, because it's
Speaker 1: always kind of made it less fun though this season
Speaker 1: right and joeld recapped it last season for season nine
Speaker 1: and like that we can talk about Cameron. We can
Speaker 1: talk about Cameron. I have never in the history of
Speaker 1: drag Race where has this been so upset? Yeah, that's wow.
Speaker 1: Really didn't want What do you mean didn't win? Are
Speaker 1: you Proclamer or anti car Auntie? And god, I'm talking
Speaker 1: about that whole head notes. I'm not here for her?
Speaker 1: Who are we? Who did you like listen. Now, I
Speaker 1: always have to be here for a plus guys. Queen
Speaker 1: so adds, I'm just like, I just have Eureka and
Speaker 1: my heart and then asio Hera because I listen. I
Speaker 1: think it was very obvious there RuPaul had a sauce
Speaker 1: spot for Asia hair. Yes, and when them butterflies? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so you don't know as much about this. You're an
Speaker 1: expert on Red Dark but not RuPaul's dragons. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: it's okay, everyone's here to learn. But at the Montreal Fringe,
Speaker 1: come on, let's go. This man's full of surprises. Surprises. No,
Speaker 1: I was listen to the butterflies, the butterflies when that
Speaker 1: little braiselet in the open. First of all, First of all,
Speaker 1: wouldn't it worked for nasty or first? Second? Um, there
Speaker 1: was too much mechanics, Yes, yeah, it was just there
Speaker 1: was too many technical, too many technical. At one point,
Speaker 1: Cameron stands and looking over like, what is happening with
Speaker 1: Sasha was just pedals in the glove boom and like
Speaker 1: the pedals in aneath the wig. So that's why all
Speaker 1: stars are so great. When Baby took her wig off,
Speaker 1: it was bitch, ain't wig? I'm talking about he just
Speaker 1: pulled that little fucking put the gat wig off and
Speaker 1: was nothing underneath it. Yea so late, but that lip
Speaker 1: sync was a travesty because that was the one that
Speaker 1: Bendela Crame won. And then she was like, I'm blowing home.
Speaker 1: That was fixed. So I just said, Bendella cram Um,
Speaker 1: mother of drag queens, like would have just savior of
Speaker 1: us all like that ship bend Like right when Bendelow
Speaker 1: went home, I was just like you what, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was literally at my house going half, how dare you?
Speaker 1: Because what you did, because what you did is you
Speaker 1: slapped everybody else in the face straight up. You disrespected
Speaker 1: the competition. You disrespected rude Paul because we all knew
Speaker 1: she was gonna win. And for somebody who sits up
Speaker 1: winding on a damn time about how she wants to
Speaker 1: be seen as a specific type of performer and wants
Speaker 1: her drag to be seen, your drag was winning. The
Speaker 1: dragon was winning. And then she put an asterisk on
Speaker 1: the person who did win, right like on the name
Speaker 1: of the person who It makes it weird for the tricks,
Speaker 1: well its weird, but like it's kind of feels weird
Speaker 1: because it's like, yes, you did win, but Bendela Krem
Speaker 1: also didn't come. Also, it's you lit Morgen mit Michael
Speaker 1: spook you and we all knew that she was not
Speaker 1: gonna say no, no no. That's why she got kicked
Speaker 1: out the first round in the first place. Well that,
Speaker 1: I mean, Joe was saying this like Benda, like Bendalla
Speaker 1: crim like she's not this altruistic person by throwing a
Speaker 1: fucking green aid back into the competition with I have
Speaker 1: tea about who's on the All Stars for cost people
Speaker 1: want to know, come on on my Comedy Central. Friends
Speaker 1: in the back are like, oh, bitch, just of course
Speaker 1: unsubstantiated room. I mean, you don't work with v H one,
Speaker 1: so they don't know who I'm talking to as I
Speaker 1: say all your names. Okay, wait, I'm just gonna try
Speaker 1: to remember it off the top of my head. We have, um,
Speaker 1: we've got I also don't know who these people are.
Speaker 1: But how many seasons have you watched? Are you saying
Speaker 1: All Stars at Trinity Tailor is on it? Are we
Speaker 1: a Trinity fan? Oh, the one with the plants? Yes,
Speaker 1: her Valentina Valentina, Valentina, Valentina Valentina. Then I'd like to
Speaker 1: keep it on things. Yes, Jocelyn, Jocelyn Fox is not
Speaker 1: she I told you she was. She was not. She
Speaker 1: did not make the cut good dec gun oh the
Speaker 1: boom boom gun. You know, the giant person she has
Speaker 1: when she walks out. So I was at Fresh Slapia.
Speaker 1: I was at I think it was the first Root
Speaker 1: Pause Dragon in l A when it was still on logo.
Speaker 1: She had a booth where she was the guy who
Speaker 1: makes those purses with selling them at the booth. So
Speaker 1: it's not as scale now it's a little bit. It's
Speaker 1: more manageable, but it's still hula hoop. What a person.
Speaker 1: And so I get to the booth and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: let me get this bag in black and this girl
Speaker 1: has see her over there. She's on her phone with
Speaker 1: her card in her hand, and she's like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: she's trying to get the bag. And I said, what
Speaker 1: what's going on? Because if I see you standing there
Speaker 1: at a booth with your card and your phone in
Speaker 1: your hand, your card didn't working. So I'm like, what's
Speaker 1: going on. She's like, oh, girl, her card adn't working.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna see what happens. And I said, my
Speaker 1: card ain't gonna get declined, and she just went, sorry, girl,
Speaker 1: sook my card to swipe that bitch. I got that
Speaker 1: bag right in front of that damn girl. My god.
Speaker 1: Also can't get it on a plane. So no, you
Speaker 1: know so many of the things that they bring on.
Speaker 1: Did you put that on that plane? Yeah? I mean
Speaker 1: you can't check that bag. It's too precious to me.
Speaker 1: Here's the list. I'm just gonna go through it. Manila
Speaker 1: lose On and Latrice Royal both back from all starts
Speaker 1: one one okay, okay, I met Manila. She's so great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Manila is is cool. Gia Gunn I said, Naomi Small's
Speaker 1: Valentina and Trinity Taylor, Yes, Pheromone, Sarah Monique, card Exchange
Speaker 1: and the gag Jasmine Masters she's on they brought shot
Speaker 1: on the show. And honestly, yeah, I'm guessing you were
Speaker 1: a Chngela fan as we all were. I mean, hallelu
Speaker 1: hallelu Like Angela, first of all, do you ever see
Speaker 1: her and Jennifer Lewis are very friends and friends? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and their videos together are hilarious. Ch Angela, I actually
Speaker 1: legitimately laugh every time she says hallelu I think. I
Speaker 1: think it's so funny. I met her in a knack
Speaker 1: because she's very sweet. She was on Fire Island the
Speaker 1: same time we were, and she was just like chilling.
Speaker 1: She was just like, tell me about this Fire Island.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I've never seen. I don't even
Speaker 1: I don't even think it comes up in straight people's maps.
Speaker 1: It this is a common misconception. I'm from Long Island,
Speaker 1: so I can tell you it is mostly a straight nightmare. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's on Long Islands. I guess it's off. It's a
Speaker 1: strip of land off Long Island. You take a fairy
Speaker 1: it's by five minutes, so it's a it's an island.
Speaker 1: It's an adjacent island to the Island of Long Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just it's cute. Gay things happened there in certain parts,
Speaker 1: and a lot of straight nightmare happens on the whole
Speaker 1: of butart like remember the shild Jersey Shore, Like that's
Speaker 1: the whole rest of Long Island. Like it's very like that.
Speaker 1: And then there's so much that would hit on me
Speaker 1: and act like they don't want to sleep with me. There.
Speaker 1: I mean the same, same, same, same, same, um, same campaign,
Speaker 1: but it's fun. And then like this Acid trips like
Speaker 1: opened it it up for me. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is not it's not about like hooking up with people.
Speaker 1: It was just I don't know, it's great. It's not
Speaker 1: about six time. It's about the universe. It's about the universe,
Speaker 1: and it was about seeing everything and like three refracted overlays.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Really that happens, It's beautiful. The floors
Speaker 1: the floor started moving. It was who here has done acid?
Speaker 1: Who's done acid? Anyone? Just is this conversation making you
Speaker 1: want to do acid? It is? You guys are super fun.
Speaker 1: We've got a couple of people who are just like no,
Speaker 1: the floor became lava. No, no, no no. The floor
Speaker 1: was just like it was the light was percolating out
Speaker 1: of the floor. It was just like red blues, greens, yellow.
Speaker 1: It's just like flashing. It was I feel like the
Speaker 1: literally floor it sounds like a nightmare. It was gorgeous. Anyway,
Speaker 1: It's like an interior designer is trying to kill you.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally totally like these three
Speaker 1: identical vauses. Yeah it's something, Yes, that's what it was.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get into a lot of trouble for
Speaker 1: announcing that All Stars forecast. Am I going to get murdered?
Speaker 1: Comedy Central saying no, that is legal. RuPaul is scary.
Speaker 1: I met RuPaul the show. RuPaul came on the show,
Speaker 1: and we were trying to like do like stuff online
Speaker 1: with RuPaul and whatever, and we're like, we can't get
Speaker 1: any confirmation back, and Paul was like, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do anything because I think, like I just wanted
Speaker 1: to come in, do her thing and then leave. And
Speaker 1: when she comes in, she's not talking to anybody, and
Speaker 1: which is crazy that RuPaul was on the show, and
Speaker 1: then the Parkling Kids we're on the show at the
Speaker 1: same time, and I was like, who booked It's very odd.
Speaker 1: It was I don't know. They didn't get dinner act.
Speaker 1: And then RuPaul did the interview and came back out
Speaker 1: and was walking out. So when RuPaul had her talk show,
Speaker 1: it was in the same studio and she's in now
Speaker 1: and she walks out. She's like, oh, we used to
Speaker 1: shoot in the studio. Basically, this is the thing I
Speaker 1: want to say to you. So we don't engage. So
Speaker 1: she goes out, but she was very in and very out,
Speaker 1: very quick. So it's like if you're busy, the gat
Speaker 1: always don't have time to talk to us. So I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, she's probably busy or whatever. So it's
Speaker 1: just popping and pop out. But like me and all
Speaker 1: the gameboys at work, like just sliding down the wall
Speaker 1: because we couldn't meet and you didn't get the chance
Speaker 1: to couldn't do talk to her, couldn't take pictures. It'll happen.
Speaker 1: You'll be just you should be against. We're trying to
Speaker 1: figure out. I'm trying to see if they can be
Speaker 1: a guest judge. Yes, oh, or maybe I can meet
Speaker 1: her at the Emmy's so oh yes, when you go
Speaker 1: to the Emmy, you and Ronnie should be a little
Speaker 1: guest judges. Like Ronnie would be great. Oh yeah, Ronnie
Speaker 1: would be great. I don't understand what's happening here. What's
Speaker 1: happening here? Oh my god, he looked great. Everything's great.
Speaker 1: I love capitalism. He would do not ask Ronnie Chang
Speaker 1: about capitalism? Oh my god, I don't know what I
Speaker 1: ever loves. He loves like, he loves like, he'll get
Speaker 1: like freestuff all the time. He just goes, Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I just love capitalism, and I'm like, good morning money.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's just him trying to like cover
Speaker 1: up for the fact that his parents escaped communism or
Speaker 1: something like the rest of us, like the rest of it.
Speaker 1: But if my parents escaped communism, I probably would like capitalism. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well they're whatever. Fine, We're not getting killed and oppressed anymore.
Speaker 1: Let me buy this McDonald's like I can't, and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna get killed and impressed by capitalism itself. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we don't ask Megan McCain about socialism. Megan McCain, you
Speaker 1: ever watched the View she got They got into it
Speaker 1: on the View this week. Mgan McCain starts was just
Speaker 1: freaking out the edge at the idea that socialists were
Speaker 1: going to come after her inherited wealth and anyway, it
Speaker 1: was the whole thing, Joy Behart, The View is the
Speaker 1: biggest drag show until it is it is. Megan McCain
Speaker 1: was like, name one country where socialism has worked, and
Speaker 1: then Joy Bayard is just like Finland, Denmark, nor Sweet
Speaker 1: and like and then you know, and then Australia. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like everyone's a lot of this social stuff that we
Speaker 1: have here here, like social security public school. Um so yeah,
Speaker 1: like she's like transportation. I think she's a robot who
Speaker 1: can only say my father, my father, my father, my father,
Speaker 1: my father. That's that's that's I think. Megan McCain is like,
Speaker 1: when they get married, just becomes my husband, my husband,
Speaker 1: which is the dream. Oh man, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: me when those women's starts every sentence with my husband
Speaker 1: and everything I owned, his monogramed. Uh can't want to
Speaker 1: say my husband and my plastic surgeon. There. I have
Speaker 1: been talked out of getting my lipstone recently. No, no,
Speaker 1: why do you need that? No, there might be some
Speaker 1: manager and costomy. Oh my god. He's a very sweet
Speaker 1: and he's not here because his wife is about to
Speaker 1: have their first baby. I've never met a man who
Speaker 1: wanted to get married so bad and be a dad
Speaker 1: so bad. Like he would just see, like we would
Speaker 1: be out somewhere and he would see like somebody just
Speaker 1: with their kid, and he's like, oh, like you know,
Speaker 1: asking me. He'd asked me about the baby carriacter they
Speaker 1: were in or the stroller and he's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can get that from my kid. And I was like,
Speaker 1: you are adorable. And the man customed me. Um, so
Speaker 1: it's very sweet sweet man um strongly about it. And
Speaker 1: I was like, because we were in the car but
Speaker 1: going to the meeting, and I was like, I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you something. He's like, He's like, I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get in my lips and he goes fucking no, no,
Speaker 1: hell no, you're not doing it. Your face up. I
Speaker 1: was like, I need you to relax. He was very
Speaker 1: not happy. Now he's a parent and he feels he's
Speaker 1: like his parental instincts have kicked in. So he talked
Speaker 1: to you like a daughter. You're not getting your lips? Yeah,
Speaker 1: no daughter, amand cords. Okay, I think it's time. We're
Speaker 1: about to wrap up. We can't end this show, this
Speaker 1: live podcast recording without around up. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: And again we are going to do it again this
Speaker 1: evening at a thirty on the Loto Quebec stage outside
Speaker 1: it's is it okay Quebec. That's fine, Yeah, okay, it's
Speaker 1: not like a robot um. But come because if you
Speaker 1: don't don't come, it's gonna be a lot of like
Speaker 1: kids who are going to have to listen to this,
Speaker 1: who are gonna have to listen to anal stuck sex
Speaker 1: jokes from Cojok and Booster. Don't don't feel bad about
Speaker 1: your French because French sounds like a baby talking backwards.
Speaker 1: Oh you think about it, It's like I like that
Speaker 1: talk backwards. I love it. Do you want to go first?
Speaker 1: Should I? Um? I think you have something solid. I
Speaker 1: think you have something to look forward. Here we go, Rodgers.
Speaker 1: I don't think you will stand for this, and his
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. When you
Speaker 1: have shitty plane seat reclining etiquette. When I'm sitting there
Speaker 1: and I find that you were in my lap, fuck you.
Speaker 1: That is disrespectful. And then you got to put me
Speaker 1: in the position of saying, excuse me, I have no
Speaker 1: personal space. If you are not my baby, you should
Speaker 1: not be in my fucking lap. And I can't afford
Speaker 1: a baby because I paid thirty dollars for in flight WiFi,
Speaker 1: and now I can't use my inflight WiFi because my
Speaker 1: computer is fucking crushed because of you, Chuck, which is
Speaker 1: almost guaranteed your name because you are always an older
Speaker 1: white gentleman. It could be here's the problem, and you
Speaker 1: cannot just lay in my lap willy nilly, unless you
Speaker 1: are one of the Chris's name Hemsworth, Pratt, seconds Pine, etcetera. Also,
Speaker 1: I don't think, so honey that I have to pay
Speaker 1: for WiFi on the plane. My body stand on the plane.
Speaker 1: Wif I should be like her, it should be for everyone,
Speaker 1: for everyone. I don't think, so honey, he's play wow.
Speaker 1: I it's so ridiculous to be like when they they
Speaker 1: the second the guy says you can now recline and
Speaker 1: it's push, and you're like, come on, push, Yeah, some
Speaker 1: of them are too close. And then like I don't
Speaker 1: know what it was about the screen on the fly
Speaker 1: on the plane, but I was like leaned back, you
Speaker 1: know the inch that they give you. And the dude
Speaker 1: behind me, I thought he was kicking the seat because
Speaker 1: he was pushing the hard and eventually his way, sir,
Speaker 1: and it's like you realize, you know what, you have
Speaker 1: no idea what I'm yelling at for. Okay, okay, I
Speaker 1: think I think this is Bowen Yang's I don't think,
Speaker 1: so honey, his time will begin now. I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. Kibbi quabes. The bees here are out of control.
Speaker 1: We were eating at St. Hubert yesterday, I was enjoying
Speaker 1: a peri peri rotisserie chicken and Joel came by, and
Speaker 1: then Joel ordered, like I said, in greed, and I
Speaker 1: guess the sucros attracted the bees and they started swarming
Speaker 1: all around us. I tried to be a hero, and
Speaker 1: I tried to be a good guy with a gun
Speaker 1: and kill the bee. I tried to swat it away.
Speaker 1: The bee did not perish, kept harassing, brought its brethren
Speaker 1: to come and harass us. And I said, I had
Speaker 1: to call over the nice ki quause waitress and say,
Speaker 1: we need to move inside. This is out of control.
Speaker 1: You need to take care of this. Fifteen seconds you
Speaker 1: needed to hear of this. And I mean, I'm glad
Speaker 1: they're going extinct because we can make honey from a govey.
Speaker 1: And that's one minute. I just wanted to describe. I
Speaker 1: want to describe Bow and Yank's technke of killing this bee.
Speaker 1: It was to take like I don't know what did
Speaker 1: you have. I took it like like a cocktail menu,
Speaker 1: a cocktail menu and swipe sideways across the table, which,
Speaker 1: like many tables restaurants, has shipped on it. So he's
Speaker 1: just like the bees here, and he's like push and
Speaker 1: like a lot of the glasses get hit, like they
Speaker 1: didn't fully break. But I was like, that was ridict.
Speaker 1: You were driven mad by the female. But Joe was scared,
Speaker 1: and Joe was genuinely had that. You were really scared
Speaker 1: God in his eyes, and I had to I had
Speaker 1: to kill all. Are you allergic? We can't have the
Speaker 1: bees biting Joe. It can't be a min girl situation. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is this is Joel say Sloans. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I mean bees are gang member. Jones has the original
Speaker 1: Anna class key. Oh fun fact. Every bee I've ever
Speaker 1: seen a female, because then I have mentalities like bees, ants, termites.
Speaker 1: It has to be females. So they worked together, and
Speaker 1: males to the queen. The male tend to the un
Speaker 1: there's only males around the queen and just get are
Speaker 1: knocked up and make more bees there and then when
Speaker 1: they don't need them anymore, they kill them. Matriarchal societies,
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, great, this is Jose Sans. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: White men trying to destroy me? What the fuck I
Speaker 1: do is exist as a fat black woman in this world?
Speaker 1: Why do you need me to be fired from every
Speaker 1: job I've ever had? Why am I being harassed by
Speaker 1: rednecks on a variety list? What the fuck is going
Speaker 1: some ridiculous southern redneck? No, And this thing is I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna call him a redneck because rednecks have a
Speaker 1: little bit of class and they're a little bit like
Speaker 1: Nick love, fat chicks, love big cars, the love rap music. Rednecks.
Speaker 1: I don't. This was this bit strit to come from me.
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you I don't know that he don't.
Speaker 1: We don't put it the same God, cause he wasn't ready.
Speaker 1: He wasn't ready, Because I know the God that I
Speaker 1: starved out very much, pray just today for the arrows
Speaker 1: of the enemy to be sent back to the scendor.
Speaker 1: And every evil thing that motherfucker did to me yesterday
Speaker 1: came back on his ass, and he imploded his career.
Speaker 1: And when I tell you the ball keep going, the
Speaker 1: ball that bitch had, When I tell you, Nagasaki here Eshima,
Speaker 1: Pearl Harbor had nothing on the ball that this dirty
Speaker 1: haired bitch had, yes third ass. And also I did
Speaker 1: not know that people hate the boot cout jeans so much.
Speaker 1: That's Twitter's main problem with this man is he sucking
Speaker 1: boot cut jeans and a man this heels um. I
Speaker 1: g stories, yes, that man. Oh and after his bomb,
Speaker 1: after he said something racist and homophobic, he came past
Speaker 1: me called me precious. Let me tell you no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no. Now, like I said, if it
Speaker 1: was not for the beautiful Hebrew hair like wool, Jesus,
Speaker 1: I would have dragged this bitch out of existence because
Speaker 1: I did not realize what was happening to me when
Speaker 1: this hateful man walked past me and said, I did
Speaker 1: a good job, precious. Now your southern so so your southern.
Speaker 1: So I've heard that word before. And we were staying outside.
Speaker 1: I was smoking a Newport and I was like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, this bitch called me. I was staying next
Speaker 1: to a man of seals. Oh my god, say hey girl,
Speaker 1: oh my bag, right quick, it's already after Chris read
Speaker 1: a customer because he was sitting inside at the bar
Speaker 1: waiting for everybody to leave because he got booed by
Speaker 1: industry yesterday. We were there, we were and all of us,
Speaker 1: they were like, what's going on. We like this fucking
Speaker 1: guy at the panel of Cold Now, mind you, we
Speaker 1: all did an amazing job. We're gonna be talking about
Speaker 1: up what this whole motherfucker did yesterday. And when I
Speaker 1: mean ho, I don't mean it's not a It's not
Speaker 1: a shaming of anybody who likes to get it in.
Speaker 1: When I say oh, I mean a motherfucker that has
Speaker 1: sold himself to the lowest common denominator. That's what I
Speaker 1: mean when I say ho, when I say weak, you
Speaker 1: are selling a campaign that a lot of this othern
Speaker 1: white folks have worked very hard to let the rest
Speaker 1: of the country. No, this is not how we think.
Speaker 1: And you were upset because you thought that you were
Speaker 1: not going to be accepted because of your identity. But
Speaker 1: all you did with ship on my identity, Joe's identity,
Speaker 1: everybody else's identity on that show, when all you had
Speaker 1: to do was shut the funk up and take that bomb.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna turn around and go, oh, well because
Speaker 1: of the other people on the show. Bit you had
Speaker 1: attitude today before, Yes, when you were at the awards ceremony,
Speaker 1: didn't want to take pictures what not us? Yep, Joel,
Speaker 1: am I wrong? He didn't want to stand on the stage,
Speaker 1: so you went around being Southern Mama, and you ended
Speaker 1: up being a fucking Alabama, racist, homophobic person that people
Speaker 1: have had to say, we are not like this. This
Speaker 1: is not everybody down here, and you don't hopped up
Speaker 1: and brought your ass out the country to lose your
Speaker 1: entire career. Praise God. And that's for a minute, that
Speaker 1: twenty seconds, Joel sank slowing everybody, Thank you all so
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