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Speaker 1: Don't say slow bringing the tea, Bring the tea and bringing. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I feel well. You have vocal issues facts, but I

422
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 1: smoked cigarettes, which is probably the reason. Listen, I'm also overweight.

423
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 1: What do you want from me. Listen, I'm just cigarette.

424
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: I didn't sell you smoke less than I used to,

425
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like trying to quit because it cost too

426
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 1: much in New York. Um, okay, what's the cycle. I

427
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,679
Speaker 1: was talking to someone last night where it's like, I'm

428
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: gonna quit, so I might as well buy my last pack.

429
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 1: It's that, it's so it makes no sense. I don't

430
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: give myself the lie of the last pack. It's I

431
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: don't feel like smoking a day. Like sometimes I don't

432
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: smoke all day because I just don't want a cigarette,

433
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 1: and then other days I'm like, uh, and then a chimney.

434
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 1: So it just depends on because usually I go all

435
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: day without smoking and then I'll eat something I'm like,

436
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a cigarette. But sometimes it's so busy

437
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 1: at work they don't have time to go outside and smoke,

438
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 1: so I smoke less. But I've just been so busy,

439
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: just because right before I like the night before I

440
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: came here only like three hours of sleep, and then

441
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 1: I've been like just real busy at work, so my

442
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: voice was already tired. And then I flew and then

443
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,239
Speaker 1: get me sleep, and then we stressed out about all

444
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,439
Speaker 1: the shows that I had to do and just like

445
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 1: I gotta pack this, I gotta make sure got the paperwork,

446
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: make sure they'll let me in fucking Canada. They didn't

447
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: look at the paperwork for me. They didn't even paperwork.

448
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 1: And he went to the trouble of going to the

449
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: FedEx and printing out the papers. Oh no, yeah, they

450
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,959
Speaker 1: didn't look at it anyway. Not in mind you. They

451
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: don't stam up your passport anymore unless you asked them.

452
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,479
Speaker 1: Very nice. They didn't stampar as either. I didn't get

453
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 1: any of experience. I like, I gave the man in

454
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: the paperwork and I was like, you don't stay on

455
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: my passport. He's like, oh no, if you want to

456
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 1: passport stop people to him. And I went to the

457
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: other man. I was like, can I have a passport

458
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 1: stamp please? He's like, oh, you want on this page?

459
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,160
Speaker 1: Which when you page you one you to tell you.

460
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: And I was like all right, there's nice. And next

461
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: to the other I was like, okay, Like they don't

462
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:48,719
Speaker 1: give ship. Winnipeg, Canada never go funk their place up,

463
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:53,360
Speaker 1: burns down. Fuck what's the bay Winnipeg burn it down?

464
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: Talking about down? That whole asked mother funk are that

465
00:25:56,040 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: worked in that airport? You bitch made man? Listen, I

466
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 1: get there at my ear button, I'm gonna confidence call.

467
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get off this call. I'm like, here,

468
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:09,120
Speaker 1: take this paperwork. This pitch motherfucker decides brights the thing.

469
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know what these codes meet

470
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 1: on these damn piece of paper. I don't work for

471
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 1: the government, Okay. So I get through and the ladies

472
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: like I'm usually supposed to walk in and hand the

473
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 1: people to paper and you go through the door. He

474
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 1: was like, oh, no, you go that way so well

475
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,959
Speaker 1: away immigration. Why am I going to immigration? I'm an

476
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: American and the fun you're talking about. So the dude

477
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: made me sit in there. Then I wasn't getting helped

478
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 1: because they were terrorizing his dirty family and his black lady.

479
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 1: And when I say dirty family, I mean father, mother,

480
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: two children, just dirty, and it's like bohemian dirty on purpose.

481
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 1: So like all their clothes were too loose and too colorful,

482
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 1: and they're like and they're saying like, oh, we'll found males.

483
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, y'all is in a cult. So they

484
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 1: look like the Coult people. You know what, I mean,

485
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 1: we're not gonna send our kids to school or all

486
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 1: this other ship. You're like, send them kids in school,

487
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 1: They're gonna be really fucking weird. They' gonna get married

488
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: to each other. Calm down, So what happened? What happened

489
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: with this person? So this motherfucker's are as the flex

490
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 1: even harder when I haven't gotten helped yet. So I

491
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 1: send on my paperwork and I got he's like, oh,

492
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: you have any felonies. I said, I'm a Christian because

493
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: that's always not as fun. And he's fucking with me

494
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: looking at my paperwork, funk with me, funk with me,

495
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: and so he's like, oh, everything came back fine. I'm like,

496
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: I know that because I told you I'm not a criminal.

497
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: And then he was like, okay, that's fine. And he

498
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: was like, oh and like maybe like next time when

499
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 1: you come to the window, you know, you probably shouldn't

500
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: be on the phone. I said, oh, that's the problem

501
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: that I was on the phone. Oh you felt disrespected.

502
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: Stay at my passport so I can get up out here.

503
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: He was taking a case and I saw him go

504
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,919
Speaker 1: like he almost dropped it. And he's like, oh, that

505
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: wasn't a problem. I say, yes, it was, so I

506
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: remembered his name and I had to show that night

507
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 1: and Alm I was like, I can't remember his name

508
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: was block out traumatic things. And I was on the

509
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 1: show talking about this awful as customs agent and a

510
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: dude in the audience came up to me and was like, oh, yeah,

511
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: I work with him. He is an asshole. He does

512
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: that to people all the time as a power trap.

513
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 1: And I was like, look at God, look at God.

514
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 1: So we can't burn down Winnipeg because there was that

515
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: one good soul there. I guess it's the Midwest of

516
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: like when you turned to Montreal, you feel like you're

517
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: in another country. You go to Winnipeg, you feel like

518
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: you're in St. Louis. Everyone should go to Everyone should

519
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: do a fun little Prince Edward Island. Never like very

520
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 1: and of green Gables and of green Gables to go

521
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: to the end of green Gables house, but it's cute.

522
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: I never staying on PBS fucking wonder Works and that

523
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,719
Speaker 1: damn girl you know what I'm talking about, because all

524
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: they showed was Anna green Gables and fucking Line which

525
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: and a wardrobe. Y'all got two shows. I've been on

526
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: this nineteen eighty four? Is you talking about Old Snitch

527
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: and ask up boy with his Turkish to light funk

528
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,719
Speaker 1: that movie to the Turkish So I kill this been

529
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: getting him a Turkish You know, when I tried Turkish

530
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: der lights like years later, I was like, oh, this

531
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: is gonna be good. It was a very popular treat

532
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: amongst those kids. And then when I tried it and

533
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: it was fucking bad. Dude, Turkish your lights suck. My

534
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: mama bought something. She was like, girl, we got this

535
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: turkis to light you on a little boy from the

536
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: movie like a little boy from the movie. We got

537
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 1: a litt Turkish light, a little bore from he could resist, Like, yes, Mama,

538
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: Turkish light. So she got a bunch of like she

539
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: got like, um, like an assorted flavor box right as

540
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 1: are We're looking at the wrapper and we're like, lavender,

541
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: what rose? Lemon? Okay, we know lemmon, we know citrus, right, pistachio?

542
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: This is gelatin? How did you do this? So it's

543
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: like rose and lavender flavored gelatine cover like coated in

544
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: nasty powdered sugar. And I don't know how you funk

545
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: up powdered sugar because it's sugar. But and we were like,

546
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: they were like, girl, he's trying to just try this.

547
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: We're both take a bite and we're like why and so,

548
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, we're Americans. We don't eat florals, right,

549
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: Like any times somebody cars give me lavend or anything,

550
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not eating a glade plug in. I'm

551
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: not doing this with him. So we're like, well, let's

552
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: try to lemon. And she's like it's still wrong too.

553
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: How you messed lemon up? It's the most basic flavor.

554
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: Everybody knows what a lemon taste like. I can't tell

555
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: you what roses tastes like. I'm not a bird. No,

556
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: I'm not a bird. Lemon is up there with cherry

557
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: and grape as as far as popular flavors go. Can

558
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: we all know grape don't tastes like grapes. It tastes

559
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: like purple, doesn't we all know that its like purple?

560
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: So we were very upset. I mean, in the world

561
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: robe and they made him the prince, that one who

562
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: liked little Snitch and as boy, Yeah, I think was

563
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: he the one in the silver chair or something like?

564
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: I didn't even know there was more books than the

565
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: one line in the Witch in the Wardrobe, but there's

566
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of books. Then my mama literally said,

567
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: I got the candy that the snitchen ass boy was

568
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: eating from the Lina wishing the ward from Did you

569
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: see the line a movie? I did. I guess she

570
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: wanted to go and I was like, okay, and I

571
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: remember watching it and her going that line is too big?

572
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: Was too big? I was like, Mommy, and she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no,

573
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: I know how big a lion. This lion is dinosaur,

574
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: but he's supposed to remember my phone because you always

575
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: say it sanking if I feel with the Holy Ghost.

576
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: So we were like, we gotta go see this movie

577
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: and see this. Won't got to see this movie. And

578
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: then she was like she liked the movie. But at

579
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: the same time, when they little boy flipped on his siblings,

580
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: me and my mom both went, oh, bit you ask

581
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: a little boy and you knew it was coming, No,

582
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: it was coming. And I was like, because they're like, oh,

583
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: they're trying to confront here, me and my MoMA only

584
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: one in the movie there to go on whoop his

585
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: as they took him back. It was ridiculous. He should

586
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: be glad they want black siblings because okay, it sounds

587
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: like we're talking about culture that you grew up with.

588
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: Don't see, We're gonna ask you if we asked all

589
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: of our guests every episode, what was the culture that

590
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: made you say? Culture is for me? Um? I love

591
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: everything to watch growing up. Okay. One of my two

592
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: favorite shows growing up was one. It was this British

593
00:32:55,440 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: the British sci fi show called Red Dwarf and I'm

594
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: so glad I'm in Canada because the want the United States.

595
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 1: What the funk I'm talking it is absolutely it's so

596
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: it's very hard to describe to people because people think

597
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 1: you're crazy. So basically, okay, so and y'all have to

598
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: help me if I suck this up. But it was

599
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: my favorite because it came on from like nineteen seven

600
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: until like they just did at eleven. They're doing a

601
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: twelfth season I think like right now, so twelve. Yeah,

602
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: it's a British show, so there's seasons only have like

603
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: maybe four or six, maybe eight episodes. So the show

604
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: is set. So there's this bummy ass dude, Um David Lister.

605
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: He gets put in stasis because he won't get rid

606
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: of his cat, and you're crazy. You're crazy. I already

607
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: think you're crazy. He's a bummy ass dude. All the

608
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: eats his curries and drinks here all days only that

609
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: he's and he's a he's a mixed rates dude. So

610
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: the main character of the show is a mixed ways guy.

611
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: And so he won't get rid of his cat. Instead

612
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: of like, listen, you got this cat. It's not healthy,

613
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: not quarantined, you can't keep it. You found out the

614
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: cats pregnant. He hides the cat in the wall. And

615
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: there's this guy he works with called David Remer. I mean, um,

616
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:20,760
Speaker 1: not David renor Arnold Render. So listening Arnold Remer remembers

617
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: are complete. You know, the dude like a job who

618
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: wants to be better than what he is but doesn't

619
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: have the skill of the ability to do it. So

620
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: it's this asshole dude. And they are the lowest rank

621
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: on this They're on a spaceship. It's a mining ship.

622
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 1: I told you as a sci fi show spaceship, right,

623
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,439
Speaker 1: so they're in they're not they're not a mining ship

624
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:47,359
Speaker 1: called Red Dwarf and they so he works together make

625
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: their repairment on the ship. So remember get Listener gets

626
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: in trouble because he won't get rid of his cat,

627
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: and they're like, he's like, give me. Because he gets

628
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: called into the captain's office, he's like, give me the cat.

629
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: He's like, what are you gonna do with him? He's like,

630
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: gonna cut him up an experiment on it and the

631
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 1: sea the diseases. He's like, okay, but can you put

632
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: it back together and give it to me? And he's

633
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: like no, the cat'll be dead, right, And he's like,

634
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: then I'm not giving you my cat. This is a

635
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: good conversation. You can't have my cat, right, And so

636
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: this is like a pilot episode and citing all the

637
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: drama for the whole series, right, And so he's like,

638
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 1: funk that. And so they're like, okay, if you don't

639
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: for the punishment, basically the jail that they have as

640
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: they put you into stasis so they freeze time for you,

641
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,720
Speaker 1: so you don't get paid for anything because you're frozen

642
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 1: and sore, like you're gonna fourth, You're gonna four fit

643
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: eighteen months wages if you don't. Because he violated the quarantine,

644
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: He's like, this cat could bring any cat of disease

645
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,919
Speaker 1: on here and won't be stick as fun. He's like, yeah, cool,

646
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: but you know no, And the cat's name is Frankenstein.

647
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 1: So to give him like a given, like a reason

648
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 1: to really love the cat, like is it a smart cat?

649
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 1: Just it's just a pregnant cat and it's his it's

650
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: his pet. He's like, he doesn't have anything, like pregnancy

651
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: is a character traite. So he's like, this is this

652
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: is my pet. He's a smuggle this pet on here, like,

653
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: this is this is my this is my cat. And

654
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: so they he hides the cat like basically like in

655
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: the wall in his room, and they put him in

656
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 1: the stasis because like he can't because at one point

657
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: he can't find it, and the cat hides in the wall.

658
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 1: She gives birth while he's in stasis. The problem is

659
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 1: the dude that he's working with, Rimmer, is completely incompetent. Now,

660
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 1: listeners that I'm talking about Rimmers, the dude whos incompetent.

661
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: I know that much so Rimmers of dudes who incompetent.

662
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: And he's supposed to be seeking something called the drive plate,

663
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: which stops radiation from leaking onto the ship. There's so

664
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 1: much world building, and that som fixes the drive plate

665
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: wrong radiation sweeps the ship, killing everyone instantly while wild

666
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: Lister is in stasis. Oh so Lister lives. But and

667
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: there's also on the ship there's a hologram that runs

668
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: there is a not a hologram? Is it? I'm what

669
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: is it called? It's called Holly, but it's it's a

670
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: um it's the ship's computer. But it talks to you,

671
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: and it's a very cockney old and it's a cockney man,

672
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: which is very funny to me. But so he was

673
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: supposed to be in stasis for eighteen months, but they

674
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: had to wait for all the radiation to hit a

675
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: safe level on the ship. So he ends up being

676
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: in stasis for three million years. What oh my god?

677
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: So never see his cat watch what happens. So so

678
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 1: he gets out and there are these white piles of

679
00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 1: dust over the ship. The people like, I said, he's

680
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 1: a bumps. He's just walking around going what's this? Oh

681
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: my god? Right, and so but you don't know what

682
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: it is either. So Holly goes He's like, he's like, um,

683
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: I gotta say, he's only he's like, how long have

684
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 1: I been? He's like, where's everybody at. He's like, okay, listen, um,

685
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: you know how he was supposed to be in Stacey's

686
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 1: for eighteen months. He's like yeah. He's like, you've been

687
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: in state for three million years. He's like, what he

688
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: said is everybody Dad? He's like, I don't know. Um.

689
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: He's like, you're all knowing computer. He's like yeah, but

690
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: we're also in the middle of nowhere, so I don't know. Um.

691
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,959
Speaker 1: And so he's like, well, what's going on? And he's like, well,

692
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: he just looks over this one pile and he wipes

693
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: it off and he's like, hey man, you might not

694
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: want to do that. That's instant Jenkins. He's like, what

695
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: the fuck I've been eating everybody on this ship for

696
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 1: the past How you didn't even tell me? So then

697
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: his homeboy rolls in because because the person, you know,

698
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: because if you're if someone dies while they're on this mission,

699
00:38:55,719 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: they can bring them back as a hologram because you

700
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:06,280
Speaker 1: can't have it. But they bring him back as a holograd.

701
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: And then he blames list for him being dead because

702
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: of like, if you were not in statsis, you could

703
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 1: have helped me. And he was like, no, you're incompetent

704
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: funked it up anyway. So they're talking to each other

705
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 1: and then a character called the Cat who comes called

706
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: the Cat. It's a black dude who's basically dressed like

707
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: little Richard. He has these gorgeous suits on and he

708
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: has his big quafft hair, and he looks up and

709
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: he's like, so he comes in because he's just been

710
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 1: strolling around the ship and remor and listen, don't expecting

711
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: the life form on the ship. And he goes, oh,

712
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: but it make myself look big. So then you realize

713
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: this is the fucking cat. So he tells the history

714
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 1: of what happened. So the cat Frankenstein gave Kirk. This

715
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: is all the pilot, the pilot. So Frankenstein gives birth

716
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: hat in the hold of the ship and he's like, well,

717
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,760
Speaker 1: you know how humans are supposed to be descended from apes,

718
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 1: these people are descended from cats. Oh God, okay, cool,

719
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: but he does but the natural selection on the ship.

720
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: Imagine if a cat became a person would be the

721
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 1: faintest thing you've ever seen. So he always has these

722
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: designer fucking suits. Hair is always done, and then another

723
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: and like the next episode you see him he's got

724
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 1: this little like aerator looks like perfume, and he's walking

725
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: through the ship going this is mine, this is mine.

726
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: So he's marking his territory. Wow, but it's in this

727
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: little thing and it's like so he learns like and

728
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: then Listen finds out the later history of it. But

729
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: in the pilot up and so the cat shows up

730
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: and then he tells them like, oh, I'm just sending

731
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: for Frankistein. They're like what in the that's the end

732
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: of the first episode. That's it's crazy. And then like

733
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: they find android later. That was a masterful an obsess

734
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: of the first episode. We're gonna buy it. We want

735
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: we want to. It's so funny but just like the cats,

736
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: like it's great because like the lines that the cat has,

737
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: like Ramor stole list of cigarettes as a way to

738
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: can like make him do what he wants him to do.

739
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: And the cat finds him and so he's pushing his

740
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:20,240
Speaker 1: cart like dancing down the hallway. He's like, I gotta

741
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: shiny thing. He's like what are you doing? He's like

742
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: these are these are mine? Like, no, put those back?

743
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: He's like no, he said this. He goes you see

744
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 1: this hand. It is mine. You see these things? They

745
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: are mine, like I'm not. Then he finds a yo

746
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: yo one day, and that's funny as ship because it's

747
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: how would an adult who's descended from cats interact with

748
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: yo yo? And then it's him just how awe going?

749
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 1: And he's playing with this fucking yoyo. He's like, you

750
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: know what it does? He's like, yeah, I do. He said,

751
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: you got the string up here on the shiny thing

752
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: on the bottom. Then here's the clever bit. You put

753
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 1: the string on the bottom and the shiny things on top.

754
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,959
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, you know what lives your life?

755
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: So you sound like decidedly like a sci fi queen. Yes,

756
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: I like a lot of sci fi and stuff. I've

757
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: never been down, but I'm a Star Trek person out

758
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: of Star Wars wow, because the dream of my life

759
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,760
Speaker 1: is to be a cleon in a Star Trek movie.

760
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: But not these new fucking weird as dinosaur head cleon. No,

761
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm talking about tn like very warfarey do ros sisters,

762
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: very hair long titties out like past clean. I'm trying

763
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: to be. I don't know these weird ones like, and

764
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 1: I don't like these new ones day was been at

765
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 1: a cumber Batch's characters supposed to be a clan on

766
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 1: the supposed to be con when he was con it

767
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: supposed to the Ricardo Montbon con. It's a twist, he says,

768
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm con or something, right. I think he does. I

769
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't watch the movie. I didn't watch

770
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 1: the movie either. I like the first movie because I

771
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: saw the trailer and there was that shot of Crispine

772
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: with his butt in the air, and I was like,

773
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: I'll see that. But then they didn't market it sexually,

774
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: so I didn't see that. And then they um, Sulu

775
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:09,240
Speaker 1: gay yeah, which piste off George Kai even though he gay.

776
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: Why was George pressed about that? Because he was like,

777
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: what is the point it is? He was like, this

778
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: isn't how Gene ron Berry wrote it. But you're like, oh,

779
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: we're trying to be inclusive. He's like, yeah, that's cute,

780
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: but that's not the fucking point. Um, that's okay. So

781
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 1: so you're tracking and a red Dwarf. Yes, what is

782
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: it against Star Wars? I don't think I get it.

783
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: You don't get it feel like space? What's that star Trek? Well?

784
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 1: I think here's the I don't have anything against Star Trek,

785
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:46,760
Speaker 1: but I think it's it's confusing. But there's so many

786
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 1: worlds and so many like everything consistent that there's always

787
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:54,879
Speaker 1: the same timeline they started like Star Trek always went

788
00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: forward until very recently when they when they did Yager,

789
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: Voyager was before and then was a Voyager before, which

790
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: one was before Enterprise. That's the one Voyager. No. I

791
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: wanted to watch Voyager, but that Jane Waite chick. I

792
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: couldn't listen to her voice. I listened. I was very supportive,

793
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: but she sounds like somebody was always slightly shaking her.

794
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: What's the actress's name, No, because I think, oh ship

795
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: is she is somebody shaking her on that show too.

796
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 1: She actually gets shook a couple of times. Okay, but

797
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: does she sound like that she's sitting on like, No,

798
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: she she went rushing for that one, not shaky cute, Okay,

799
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: because if you're supposed to be a captain of a

800
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: fucking ship, I need you to not sound like you're frightened.

801
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,359
Speaker 1: She showed me crazy. And then Enterprise is I guess

802
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: considered is it before the next generation, So it's before

803
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: the first series, so it's four Original and then Inner

804
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: and then Discovery is before Discoveries before everything is just

805
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 1: as chronologically funked up as Star Wars. Your point holds no, no, no, no, no, no,

806
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 1: just because it's only because I didn't watch it. Well,

807
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: here's the Voyager. I knew because the thing is like

808
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: next Generation and Deep Space nine occurred at the basically

809
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: the same time because O'Brien, because the engineer from from

810
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: the Enterprise came to Deep Space nine, and then Wharf

811
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: came to Deep Space nine. Uh fucking Court came to

812
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 1: Deep Space nine, So that was at the same timeline

813
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,879
Speaker 1: and the Voyager was at the same like they were

814
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: all around the same time, and then I don't know

815
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: what the funk happened, but that the point is that

816
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: you want to cover about something. I actually it's one

817
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: of those things to say, I'm a Star Wars fan

818
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 1: who hate Star Trek. That's ridiculous, okay, because it's just

819
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 1: one of those things where it's like, if you like

820
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,479
Speaker 1: Star Wars, you feel like you have to dislike Star Trek,

821
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 1: And do you feel that way about Star Wars like

822
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: being a starter, you don't have any hatred towards Star Wars.

823
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: You just don't. Personally, you don't care when you got

824
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: Like the first time I saw in Job of the Hut,

825
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: that big thing had that girl chained up, and I

826
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, some weird man do road this

827
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: him in a feminist display. That's cute, But I really like,

828
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: originally she wasn't gonna kill him. I feel like, originally

829
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 1: strong o the fucking somebody. And at the whole point

830
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: she's shained to No, well he's I guess keep well,

831
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: you know what you have to ask that question? Why

832
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 1: why is she wearing that outfit? That outfit trying to

833
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: sell her? Right? What was happening? I think she was

834
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: there as a display because she wasn't. Day made her

835
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 1: put that outfit on and chained her. Alaska the ship

836
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: wasn't Kosha from the it go. She's supposed to be

837
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: a princess and ship in fact did she didn't even

838
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:08,399
Speaker 1: have the security written into the damn movie around her

839
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: to stop her ass from getting captured in the first place.

840
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 1: To have problem, I'm going because when she was her security,

841
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: she left her security because she bravely went to go

842
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: rescue Han Solo who she's stupid. No, she's not stupid.

843
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: She followed her heart. That means your security, you ain't

844
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 1: got good security, because if you got good security, they

845
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: ain't gonna ride with you regardless. So if I say, hey,

846
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna get my man, they go, okay, let me

847
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,280
Speaker 1: get the ship. That means that her security wasn't loyal

848
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: to her. What happened to her security didn't I'll tell

849
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: you what up in a security that all her security

850
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: got blown up ony so her she didn't have any security.

851
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: She she was outliving her security. She was surpassing her security.

852
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: Security got cilled. I guess you're gonna say it wasn't

853
00:47:55,640 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 1: good security, of course, but I would say I would

854
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: say this. I would say some I would say, like

855
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: there are people out there with good security. I'd say

856
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: Beyonce and jay Z have good security, but sometimes listen,

857
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: but ain't nobody trying to blow up ship? Would be

858
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: and jay Z on it. I don't know about that.

859
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. We got better things to do. There's

860
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 1: a better people to kill. There definitely are. But I'm

861
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 1: saying like if we're not just if look, I think

862
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: that if some parts of Earth got blown up, it'd

863
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 1: be like fush but like like like but if the

864
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: whole thing got blown up, like we would be disappointed.

865
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: Hold on, Hold on, hold, how security was on a

866
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: planet in the whole planet got blown up? Oh sustained

867
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: they find there was was up. I gotta I'm like

868
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: the ocean is gone, Like I can't be upset. Yeah,

869
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: you don't really have a dug in this fight. So well,

870
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: So this is why I want to I want to

871
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: just move on to another. Speaking of outfit, speaking of franchises,

872
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: I think we we've never had a conversation with to

873
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: see about drag Race and Dulcy is a drag Drag

874
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: super fan, and you got to shift the conversation when

875
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: I did not. When I first moved to l A

876
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: and I was staying with like rather regular person, I

877
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 1: made sure that I still saw drag Race. And thank

878
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: god to those people. Thank you for the people on YouTube,

879
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: hirate and this ship, thank you. Now, before I was

880
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: still on logo, it was on logo, it was easier

881
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: to pirate. Right when that ship got on v H one.

882
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: Oh man, lockdown, lockdown, lockdown, that we can't find it.

883
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: It's a real campaign, real campaign. I had to get.

884
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: I had to go, like you know what, let me

885
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: pay Amazon for the season because umh one plays no games.

886
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: They're out here. I think it's just one person's job.

887
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: But you're you're in the Viacom family. I feel like

888
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 1: you should just like have the link, the screener link

889
00:49:53,800 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 1: at the ready got people in the back and can

890
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: get even thought about that. We'll get We'll get her

891
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: a bin link. Sometimes I'm like, oh, I always I

892
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 1: can see the show today. We we recap it for Vulture,

893
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: so we get to get the episode like two days before,

894
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: and then we have a mole that tells us who

895
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: Viacom mole, but we cannot but we always know, but

896
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: you always knows about to get liminated anyway, because it's

897
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 1: always kind of made it less fun though this season

898
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: right and joeld recapped it last season for season nine

899
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: and like that we can talk about Cameron. We can

900
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 1: talk about Cameron. I have never in the history of

901
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: drag Race where has this been so upset? Yeah, that's wow.

902
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: Really didn't want What do you mean didn't win? Are

903
00:50:50,560 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: you Proclamer or anti car Auntie? And god, I'm talking

904
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 1: about that whole head notes. I'm not here for her?

905
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 1: Who are we? Who did you like listen. Now, I

906
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: always have to be here for a plus guys. Queen

907
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 1: so adds, I'm just like, I just have Eureka and

908
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: my heart and then asio Hera because I listen. I

909
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,720
Speaker 1: think it was very obvious there RuPaul had a sauce

910
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 1: spot for Asia hair. Yes, and when them butterflies? Oh yeah,

911
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 1: so you don't know as much about this. You're an

912
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 1: expert on Red Dark but not RuPaul's dragons. Okay, it's

913
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:44,720
Speaker 1: it's okay, everyone's here to learn. But at the Montreal Fringe,

914
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: come on, let's go. This man's full of surprises. Surprises. No,

915
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: I was listen to the butterflies, the butterflies when that

916
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 1: little braiselet in the open. First of all, First of all,

917
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: wouldn't it worked for nasty or first? Second? Um, there

918
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 1: was too much mechanics, Yes, yeah, it was just there

919
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 1: was too many technical, too many technical. At one point,

920
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: Cameron stands and looking over like, what is happening with

921
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: Sasha was just pedals in the glove boom and like

922
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 1: the pedals in aneath the wig. So that's why all

923
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,919
Speaker 1: stars are so great. When Baby took her wig off,

924
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: it was bitch, ain't wig? I'm talking about he just

925
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: pulled that little fucking put the gat wig off and

926
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: was nothing underneath it. Yea so late, but that lip

927
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 1: sync was a travesty because that was the one that

928
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: Bendela Crame won. And then she was like, I'm blowing home.

929
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:51,800
Speaker 1: That was fixed. So I just said, Bendella cram Um,

930
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: mother of drag queens, like would have just savior of

931
00:52:54,960 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: us all like that ship bend Like right when Bendelow

932
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: went home, I was just like you what, Yeah, I

933
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 1: was literally at my house going half, how dare you?

934
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,879
Speaker 1: Because what you did, because what you did is you

935
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 1: slapped everybody else in the face straight up. You disrespected

936
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:23,439
Speaker 1: the competition. You disrespected rude Paul because we all knew

937
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:26,399
Speaker 1: she was gonna win. And for somebody who sits up

938
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: winding on a damn time about how she wants to

939
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 1: be seen as a specific type of performer and wants

940
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 1: her drag to be seen, your drag was winning. The

941
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:38,800
Speaker 1: dragon was winning. And then she put an asterisk on

942
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,399
Speaker 1: the person who did win, right like on the name

943
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: of the person who It makes it weird for the tricks,

944
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: well its weird, but like it's kind of feels weird

945
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: because it's like, yes, you did win, but Bendela Krem

946
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: also didn't come. Also, it's you lit Morgen mit Michael

947
00:53:55,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 1: spook you and we all knew that she was not

948
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: gonna say no, no no. That's why she got kicked

949
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: out the first round in the first place. Well that,

950
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,240
Speaker 1: I mean, Joe was saying this like Benda, like Bendalla

951
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 1: crim like she's not this altruistic person by throwing a

952
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: fucking green aid back into the competition with I have

953
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,959
Speaker 1: tea about who's on the All Stars for cost people

954
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:23,320
Speaker 1: want to know, come on on my Comedy Central. Friends

955
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 1: in the back are like, oh, bitch, just of course

956
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: unsubstantiated room. I mean, you don't work with v H one,

957
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 1: so they don't know who I'm talking to as I

958
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:38,399
Speaker 1: say all your names. Okay, wait, I'm just gonna try

959
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: to remember it off the top of my head. We have, um,

960
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 1: we've got I also don't know who these people are.

961
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: But how many seasons have you watched? Are you saying

962
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 1: All Stars at Trinity Tailor is on it? Are we

963
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: a Trinity fan? Oh, the one with the plants? Yes,

964
00:54:54,520 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 1: her Valentina Valentina, Valentina, Valentina Valentina. Then I'd like to

965
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: keep it on things. Yes, Jocelyn, Jocelyn Fox is not

966
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: she I told you she was. She was not. She

967
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: did not make the cut good dec gun oh the

968
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 1: boom boom gun. You know, the giant person she has

969
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: when she walks out. So I was at Fresh Slapia.

970
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,879
Speaker 1: I was at I think it was the first Root

971
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: Pause Dragon in l A when it was still on logo.

972
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 1: She had a booth where she was the guy who

973
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: makes those purses with selling them at the booth. So

974
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 1: it's not as scale now it's a little bit. It's

975
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 1: more manageable, but it's still hula hoop. What a person.

976
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: And so I get to the booth and I'm just like,

977
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 1: let me get this bag in black and this girl

978
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 1: has see her over there. She's on her phone with

979
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: her card in her hand, and she's like, well, you know,

980
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: she's trying to get the bag. And I said, what

981
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,839
Speaker 1: what's going on? Because if I see you standing there

982
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 1: at a booth with your card and your phone in

983
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 1: your hand, your card didn't working. So I'm like, what's

984
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: going on. She's like, oh, girl, her card adn't working.

985
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 1: We're just gonna see what happens. And I said, my

986
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: card ain't gonna get declined, and she just went, sorry, girl,

987
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,840
Speaker 1: sook my card to swipe that bitch. I got that

988
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,720
Speaker 1: bag right in front of that damn girl. My god.

989
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:22,239
Speaker 1: Also can't get it on a plane. So no, you

990
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 1: know so many of the things that they bring on.

991
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: Did you put that on that plane? Yeah? I mean

992
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: you can't check that bag. It's too precious to me.

993
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 1: Here's the list. I'm just gonna go through it. Manila

994
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,359
Speaker 1: lose On and Latrice Royal both back from all starts

995
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 1: one one okay, okay, I met Manila. She's so great. Yeah,

996
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:41,320
Speaker 1: Manila is is cool. Gia Gunn I said, Naomi Small's

997
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 1: Valentina and Trinity Taylor, Yes, Pheromone, Sarah Monique, card Exchange

998
00:56:54,480 --> 00:57:02,879
Speaker 1: and the gag Jasmine Masters she's on they brought shot

999
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 1: on the show. And honestly, yeah, I'm guessing you were

1000
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 1: a Chngela fan as we all were. I mean, hallelu

1001
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 1: hallelu Like Angela, first of all, do you ever see

1002
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 1: her and Jennifer Lewis are very friends and friends? Yeah,

1003
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: and their videos together are hilarious. Ch Angela, I actually

1004
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: legitimately laugh every time she says hallelu I think. I

1005
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 1: think it's so funny. I met her in a knack

1006
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 1: because she's very sweet. She was on Fire Island the

1007
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 1: same time we were, and she was just like chilling.

1008
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: She was just like, tell me about this Fire Island.

1009
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I've never seen. I don't even

1010
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 1: I don't even think it comes up in straight people's maps.

1011
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: It this is a common misconception. I'm from Long Island,

1012
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 1: so I can tell you it is mostly a straight nightmare. Okay,

1013
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 1: it's on Long Islands. I guess it's off. It's a

1014
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: strip of land off Long Island. You take a fairy

1015
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: it's by five minutes, so it's a it's an island.

1016
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: It's an adjacent island to the Island of Long Okay. Yeah,

1017
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 1: it's just it's cute. Gay things happened there in certain parts,

1018
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: and a lot of straight nightmare happens on the whole

1019
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: of butart like remember the shild Jersey Shore, Like that's

1020
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 1: the whole rest of Long Island. Like it's very like that.

1021
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: And then there's so much that would hit on me

1022
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: and act like they don't want to sleep with me. There.

1023
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 1: I mean the same, same, same, same, same, um, same campaign,

1024
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: but it's fun. And then like this Acid trips like

1025
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 1: opened it it up for me. I was like, oh,

1026
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: this is not it's not about like hooking up with people.

1027
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: It was just I don't know, it's great. It's not

1028
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 1: about six time. It's about the universe. It's about the universe,

1029
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 1: and it was about seeing everything and like three refracted overlays.

1030
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Really that happens, It's beautiful. The floors

1031
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: the floor started moving. It was who here has done acid?

1032
00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 1: Who's done acid? Anyone? Just is this conversation making you

1033
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:05,919
Speaker 1: want to do acid? It is? You guys are super fun.

1034
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 1: We've got a couple of people who are just like no,

1035
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: the floor became lava. No, no, no no. The floor

1036
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: was just like it was the light was percolating out

1037
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: of the floor. It was just like red blues, greens, yellow.

1038
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 1: It's just like flashing. It was I feel like the

1039
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 1: literally floor it sounds like a nightmare. It was gorgeous. Anyway,

1040
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 1: It's like an interior designer is trying to kill you.

1041
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally totally like these three

1042
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 1: identical vauses. Yeah it's something, Yes, that's what it was.

1043
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to get into a lot of trouble for

1044
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 1: announcing that All Stars forecast. Am I going to get murdered?

1045
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 1: Comedy Central saying no, that is legal. RuPaul is scary.

1046
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 1: I met RuPaul the show. RuPaul came on the show,

1047
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: and we were trying to like do like stuff online

1048
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 1: with RuPaul and whatever, and we're like, we can't get

1049
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: any confirmation back, and Paul was like, no, I'm not

1050
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,959
Speaker 1: gonna do anything because I think, like I just wanted

1051
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 1: to come in, do her thing and then leave. And

1052
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 1: when she comes in, she's not talking to anybody, and

1053
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 1: which is crazy that RuPaul was on the show, and

1054
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 1: then the Parkling Kids we're on the show at the

1055
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:27,439
Speaker 1: same time, and I was like, who booked It's very odd.

1056
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,960
Speaker 1: It was I don't know. They didn't get dinner act.

1057
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 1: And then RuPaul did the interview and came back out

1058
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 1: and was walking out. So when RuPaul had her talk show,

1059
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 1: it was in the same studio and she's in now

1060
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 1: and she walks out. She's like, oh, we used to

1061
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: shoot in the studio. Basically, this is the thing I

1062
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 1: want to say to you. So we don't engage. So

1063
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 1: she goes out, but she was very in and very out,

1064
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:59,919
Speaker 1: very quick. So it's like if you're busy, the gat

1065
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: always don't have time to talk to us. So I

1066
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 1: was like, oh, she's probably busy or whatever. So it's

1067
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 1: just popping and pop out. But like me and all

1068
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 1: the gameboys at work, like just sliding down the wall

1069
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 1: because we couldn't meet and you didn't get the chance

1070
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: to couldn't do talk to her, couldn't take pictures. It'll happen.

1071
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 1: You'll be just you should be against. We're trying to

1072
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 1: figure out. I'm trying to see if they can be

1073
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: a guest judge. Yes, oh, or maybe I can meet

1074
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 1: her at the Emmy's so oh yes, when you go

1075
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 1: to the Emmy, you and Ronnie should be a little

1076
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 1: guest judges. Like Ronnie would be great. Oh yeah, Ronnie

1077
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 1: would be great. I don't understand what's happening here. What's

1078
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 1: happening here? Oh my god, he looked great. Everything's great.

1079
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 1: I love capitalism. He would do not ask Ronnie Chang

1080
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 1: about capitalism? Oh my god, I don't know what I

1081
01:01:54,320 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 1: ever loves. He loves like, he loves like, he'll get

1082
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 1: like freestuff all the time. He just goes, Yeah, man,

1083
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 1: I just love capitalism, and I'm like, good morning money.

1084
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's just him trying to like cover

1085
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: up for the fact that his parents escaped communism or

1086
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 1: something like the rest of us, like the rest of it.

1087
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 1: But if my parents escaped communism, I probably would like capitalism. Yeah,

1088
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: well they're whatever. Fine, We're not getting killed and oppressed anymore.

1089
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 1: Let me buy this McDonald's like I can't, and then

1090
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: we're gonna get killed and impressed by capitalism itself. Anyway,

1091
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 1: we don't ask Megan McCain about socialism. Megan McCain, you

1092
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 1: ever watched the View she got They got into it

1093
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 1: on the View this week. Mgan McCain starts was just

1094
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: freaking out the edge at the idea that socialists were

1095
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 1: going to come after her inherited wealth and anyway, it

1096
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 1: was the whole thing, Joy Behart, The View is the

1097
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 1: biggest drag show until it is it is. Megan McCain

1098
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 1: was like, name one country where socialism has worked, and

1099
01:02:55,640 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: then Joy Bayard is just like Finland, Denmark, nor Sweet

1100
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: and like and then you know, and then Australia. Yeah, yeah,

1101
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 1: Like everyone's a lot of this social stuff that we

1102
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 1: have here here, like social security public school. Um so yeah,

1103
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 1: like she's like transportation. I think she's a robot who

1104
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: can only say my father, my father, my father, my father,

1105
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: my father. That's that's that's I think. Megan McCain is like,

1106
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 1: when they get married, just becomes my husband, my husband,

1107
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 1: which is the dream. Oh man, I can't wait to

1108
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 1: me when those women's starts every sentence with my husband

1109
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 1: and everything I owned, his monogramed. Uh can't want to

1110
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 1: say my husband and my plastic surgeon. There. I have

1111
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 1: been talked out of getting my lipstone recently. No, no,

1112
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 1: why do you need that? No, there might be some

1113
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: manager and costomy. Oh my god. He's a very sweet

1114
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 1: and he's not here because his wife is about to

1115
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 1: have their first baby. I've never met a man who

1116
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,919
Speaker 1: wanted to get married so bad and be a dad

1117
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:12,240
Speaker 1: so bad. Like he would just see, like we would

1118
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 1: be out somewhere and he would see like somebody just

1119
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 1: with their kid, and he's like, oh, like you know,

1120
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 1: asking me. He'd asked me about the baby carriacter they

1121
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 1: were in or the stroller and he's like, oh, yeah,

1122
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: I can get that from my kid. And I was like,

1123
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: you are adorable. And the man customed me. Um, so

1124
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 1: it's very sweet sweet man um strongly about it. And

1125
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 1: I was like, because we were in the car but

1126
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: going to the meeting, and I was like, I gotta

1127
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 1: tell you something. He's like, He's like, I think I'm

1128
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 1: gonna get in my lips and he goes fucking no, no,

1129
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 1: hell no, you're not doing it. Your face up. I

1130
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: was like, I need you to relax. He was very

1131
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,440
Speaker 1: not happy. Now he's a parent and he feels he's

1132
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,439
Speaker 1: like his parental instincts have kicked in. So he talked

1133
01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:00,479
Speaker 1: to you like a daughter. You're not getting your lips? Yeah,

1134
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: no daughter, amand cords. Okay, I think it's time. We're

1135
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 1: about to wrap up. We can't end this show, this

1136
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 1: live podcast recording without around up. I don't think so, honey.

1137
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:15,480
Speaker 1: And again we are going to do it again this

1138
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 1: evening at a thirty on the Loto Quebec stage outside

1139
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:23,440
Speaker 1: it's is it okay Quebec. That's fine, Yeah, okay, it's

1140
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 1: not like a robot um. But come because if you

1141
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 1: don't don't come, it's gonna be a lot of like

1142
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 1: kids who are going to have to listen to this,

1143
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,440
Speaker 1: who are gonna have to listen to anal stuck sex

1144
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:37,840
Speaker 1: jokes from Cojok and Booster. Don't don't feel bad about

1145
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 1: your French because French sounds like a baby talking backwards.

1146
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 1: Oh you think about it, It's like I like that

1147
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,880
Speaker 1: talk backwards. I love it. Do you want to go first?

1148
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 1: Should I? Um? I think you have something solid. I

1149
01:05:54,960 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 1: think you have something to look forward. Here we go, Rodgers.

1150
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,480
Speaker 1: I don't think you will stand for this, and his

1151
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. When you

1152
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 1: have shitty plane seat reclining etiquette. When I'm sitting there

1153
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 1: and I find that you were in my lap, fuck you.

1154
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: That is disrespectful. And then you got to put me

1155
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:19,000
Speaker 1: in the position of saying, excuse me, I have no

1156
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:23,440
Speaker 1: personal space. If you are not my baby, you should

1157
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 1: not be in my fucking lap. And I can't afford

1158
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:28,920
Speaker 1: a baby because I paid thirty dollars for in flight WiFi,

1159
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 1: and now I can't use my inflight WiFi because my

1160
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 1: computer is fucking crushed because of you, Chuck, which is

1161
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:39,520
Speaker 1: almost guaranteed your name because you are always an older

1162
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 1: white gentleman. It could be here's the problem, and you

1163
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,760
Speaker 1: cannot just lay in my lap willy nilly, unless you

1164
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 1: are one of the Chris's name Hemsworth, Pratt, seconds Pine, etcetera. Also,

1165
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:55,919
Speaker 1: I don't think, so honey that I have to pay

1166
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 1: for WiFi on the plane. My body stand on the plane.

1167
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 1: Wif I should be like her, it should be for everyone,

1168
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:07,640
Speaker 1: for everyone. I don't think, so honey, he's play wow.

1169
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:13,080
Speaker 1: I it's so ridiculous to be like when they they

1170
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 1: the second the guy says you can now recline and

1171
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 1: it's push, and you're like, come on, push, Yeah, some

1172
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 1: of them are too close. And then like I don't

1173
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 1: know what it was about the screen on the fly

1174
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:30,480
Speaker 1: on the plane, but I was like leaned back, you

1175
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 1: know the inch that they give you. And the dude

1176
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,160
Speaker 1: behind me, I thought he was kicking the seat because

1177
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:41,800
Speaker 1: he was pushing the hard and eventually his way, sir,

1178
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,120
Speaker 1: and it's like you realize, you know what, you have

1179
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:49,880
Speaker 1: no idea what I'm yelling at for. Okay, okay, I

1180
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:52,400
Speaker 1: think I think this is Bowen Yang's I don't think,

1181
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:55,320
Speaker 1: so honey, his time will begin now. I don't think

1182
01:07:55,360 --> 01:08:00,480
Speaker 1: so honey. Kibbi quabes. The bees here are out of control.

1183
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,720
Speaker 1: We were eating at St. Hubert yesterday, I was enjoying

1184
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:08,480
Speaker 1: a peri peri rotisserie chicken and Joel came by, and

1185
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:10,120
Speaker 1: then Joel ordered, like I said, in greed, and I

1186
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:15,640
Speaker 1: guess the sucros attracted the bees and they started swarming

1187
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 1: all around us. I tried to be a hero, and

1188
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:19,200
Speaker 1: I tried to be a good guy with a gun

1189
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:22,599
Speaker 1: and kill the bee. I tried to swat it away.

1190
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:27,440
Speaker 1: The bee did not perish, kept harassing, brought its brethren

1191
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 1: to come and harass us. And I said, I had

1192
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:34,120
Speaker 1: to call over the nice ki quause waitress and say,

1193
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,639
Speaker 1: we need to move inside. This is out of control.

1194
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:40,600
Speaker 1: You need to take care of this. Fifteen seconds you

1195
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 1: needed to hear of this. And I mean, I'm glad

1196
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:52,639
Speaker 1: they're going extinct because we can make honey from a govey.

1197
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 1: And that's one minute. I just wanted to describe. I

1198
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 1: want to describe Bow and Yank's technke of killing this bee.

1199
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:03,200
Speaker 1: It was to take like I don't know what did

1200
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 1: you have. I took it like like a cocktail menu,

1201
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:09,160
Speaker 1: a cocktail menu and swipe sideways across the table, which,

1202
01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:12,720
Speaker 1: like many tables restaurants, has shipped on it. So he's

1203
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 1: just like the bees here, and he's like push and

1204
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,720
Speaker 1: like a lot of the glasses get hit, like they

1205
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,240
Speaker 1: didn't fully break. But I was like, that was ridict.

1206
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:23,719
Speaker 1: You were driven mad by the female. But Joe was scared,

1207
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:25,840
Speaker 1: and Joe was genuinely had that. You were really scared

1208
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:27,840
Speaker 1: God in his eyes, and I had to I had

1209
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:35,519
Speaker 1: to kill all. Are you allergic? We can't have the

1210
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 1: bees biting Joe. It can't be a min girl situation. Okay,

1211
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 1: this is this is Joel say Sloans. I don't think so, honey.

1212
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:45,599
Speaker 1: I mean bees are gang member. Jones has the original

1213
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:48,800
Speaker 1: Anna class key. Oh fun fact. Every bee I've ever

1214
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 1: seen a female, because then I have mentalities like bees, ants, termites.

1215
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:58,040
Speaker 1: It has to be females. So they worked together, and

1216
01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:00,599
Speaker 1: males to the queen. The male tend to the un

1217
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:02,640
Speaker 1: there's only males around the queen and just get are

1218
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 1: knocked up and make more bees there and then when

1219
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:09,680
Speaker 1: they don't need them anymore, they kill them. Matriarchal societies,

1220
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:15,519
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, great, this is Jose Sans. I don't

1221
01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:18,639
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

1222
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 1: White men trying to destroy me? What the fuck I

1223
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 1: do is exist as a fat black woman in this world?

1224
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:29,400
Speaker 1: Why do you need me to be fired from every

1225
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:32,320
Speaker 1: job I've ever had? Why am I being harassed by

1226
01:10:32,439 --> 01:10:35,320
Speaker 1: rednecks on a variety list? What the fuck is going

1227
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:43,599
Speaker 1: some ridiculous southern redneck? No, And this thing is I'm

1228
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,519
Speaker 1: not gonna call him a redneck because rednecks have a

1229
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,080
Speaker 1: little bit of class and they're a little bit like

1230
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:51,679
Speaker 1: Nick love, fat chicks, love big cars, the love rap music. Rednecks.

1231
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:57,120
Speaker 1: I don't. This was this bit strit to come from me.

1232
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:58,760
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you I don't know that he don't.

1233
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:00,760
Speaker 1: We don't put it the same God, cause he wasn't ready.

1234
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,040
Speaker 1: He wasn't ready, Because I know the God that I

1235
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:06,200
Speaker 1: starved out very much, pray just today for the arrows

1236
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:07,880
Speaker 1: of the enemy to be sent back to the scendor.

1237
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:10,799
Speaker 1: And every evil thing that motherfucker did to me yesterday

1238
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,880
Speaker 1: came back on his ass, and he imploded his career.

1239
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:19,040
Speaker 1: And when I tell you the ball keep going, the

1240
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:22,759
Speaker 1: ball that bitch had, When I tell you, Nagasaki here Eshima,

1241
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:29,679
Speaker 1: Pearl Harbor had nothing on the ball that this dirty

1242
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:33,479
Speaker 1: haired bitch had, yes third ass. And also I did

1243
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,599
Speaker 1: not know that people hate the boot cout jeans so much.

1244
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:42,280
Speaker 1: That's Twitter's main problem with this man is he sucking

1245
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:44,320
Speaker 1: boot cut jeans and a man this heels um. I

1246
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:48,280
Speaker 1: g stories, yes, that man. Oh and after his bomb,

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Speaker 1: after he said something racist and homophobic, he came past

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Speaker 1: me called me precious. Let me tell you no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no no. Now, like I said, if it

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Speaker 1: was not for the beautiful Hebrew hair like wool, Jesus,

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Speaker 1: I would have dragged this bitch out of existence because

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Speaker 1: I did not realize what was happening to me when

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Speaker 1: this hateful man walked past me and said, I did

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Speaker 1: a good job, precious. Now your southern so so your southern.

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Speaker 1: So I've heard that word before. And we were staying outside.

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Speaker 1: I was smoking a Newport and I was like, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, this bitch called me. I was staying next

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Speaker 1: to a man of seals. Oh my god, say hey girl,

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Speaker 1: oh my bag, right quick, it's already after Chris read

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Speaker 1: a customer because he was sitting inside at the bar

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Speaker 1: waiting for everybody to leave because he got booed by

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Speaker 1: industry yesterday. We were there, we were and all of us,

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Speaker 1: they were like, what's going on. We like this fucking

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Speaker 1: guy at the panel of Cold Now, mind you, we

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Speaker 1: all did an amazing job. We're gonna be talking about

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Speaker 1: up what this whole motherfucker did yesterday. And when I

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Speaker 1: mean ho, I don't mean it's not a It's not

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Speaker 1: a shaming of anybody who likes to get it in.

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Speaker 1: When I say oh, I mean a motherfucker that has

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Speaker 1: sold himself to the lowest common denominator. That's what I

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Speaker 1: mean when I say ho, when I say weak, you

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Speaker 1: are selling a campaign that a lot of this othern

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Speaker 1: white folks have worked very hard to let the rest

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Speaker 1: of the country. No, this is not how we think.

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Speaker 1: And you were upset because you thought that you were

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Speaker 1: not going to be accepted because of your identity. But

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Speaker 1: all you did with ship on my identity, Joe's identity,

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Speaker 1: everybody else's identity on that show, when all you had

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Speaker 1: to do was shut the funk up and take that bomb.

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna turn around and go, oh, well because

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Speaker 1: of the other people on the show. Bit you had

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Speaker 1: attitude today before, Yes, when you were at the awards ceremony,

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Speaker 1: didn't want to take pictures what not us? Yep, Joel,

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Speaker 1: am I wrong? He didn't want to stand on the stage,

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Speaker 1: so you went around being Southern Mama, and you ended

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Speaker 1: up being a fucking Alabama, racist, homophobic person that people

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Speaker 1: have had to say, we are not like this. This

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Speaker 1: is not everybody down here, and you don't hopped up

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Speaker 1: and brought your ass out the country to lose your

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Speaker 1: entire career. Praise God. And that's for a minute, that

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Speaker 1: twenty seconds, Joel sank slowing everybody, Thank you all so

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Speaker 1: much for coming. Give it up for Joel saying I'm

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Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers. Thank you so much. Come out tonight on

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Speaker 1: the outdoor. Stay Yeah. This has been a Forever Dog

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