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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And remember when they're

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Speaker 1: only used to be like two or three video streaming apps? Now,

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Speaker 1: was it? Yeah, it feels like a long time ago,

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Speaker 1: but it really wasn't like these two were the only

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Speaker 1: ones were ever. Yeah, and now there's like over a

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Speaker 1: hundred one for every single TV channel that's ever existed,

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Speaker 1: and you're paying fifteen bucks a month for each one.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was all a ploy the whole

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Speaker 1: time they told us cutting the cable, cutting the cord

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Speaker 1: was going to be cheaper. Well, we're about to call

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Speaker 1: a customer of a very popular one to let her

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Speaker 1: know she's been randomly selected for a complimentary, free upgrade. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but once she agrees to it, that's when I tell

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Speaker 1: her what she's act. Surely get it with her new

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Speaker 1: upgraded service, and suddenly she's not so happy. Here in

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now the twenties. Hello. Hi, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking to speak with Andrea. This is Andrea. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? Hi Andrea. My name's Draymond. I'm a

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Speaker 1: customer service representative from Disney Plus streaming service. How are

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Speaker 1: you doing today? I'm doing good. How are you? I'm

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Speaker 1: doing all right. I was just calling to ask if

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Speaker 1: you saw the email that we sent out announcing our

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Speaker 1: new streaming package. Um. No, you're one of the few

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Speaker 1: customers selected for a complimentary upgrade, so I wasn't sure

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Speaker 1: if you'd seen it or if you'd heard about that yet. No.

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Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything, but that sounds good. Oh okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: your service is going to change if you agree to it.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you about it real quick, if you

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Speaker 1: have a moment. What do you mean it's going to change.

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Speaker 1: We love it the way it is. Oh no, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: but this change is for the better because the new

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Speaker 1: plan is a really great deal. Going to get deleted

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Speaker 1: scenes from all our classic movies, and it's going to

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Speaker 1: stream significantly faster. I don't have to pay anymore, do I?

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Speaker 1: I mean I won't have an increase, right, It'll be

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Speaker 1: the same. Oh, you're going to pay the exact same

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Speaker 1: amount as you were before. All I would need from

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Speaker 1: you is to just verbally agree over the phone that

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Speaker 1: you would like to upgrade your package. Well, sure, I

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Speaker 1: will verbally agree to this, especially since I don't have

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Speaker 1: to pay any extra sound good? Excellent? Excellent, Andrea? Okay, well, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: you are now upgraded officially to Disney Plus plus. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Smell me okay now before I let you go. The

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Speaker 1: most exciting part of this is that you're only going

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Speaker 1: to have access to Disney sequels and prequels, but no originals.

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Speaker 1: But that doesn't sound good. I mean, in my opinion,

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Speaker 1: they're actually better. Why would that be better? We wouldn't

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Speaker 1: even know how it started or what the you know, Like,

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Speaker 1: I really want to recommend you Aladdin six, Iago's Bizarre

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Speaker 1: hair Day. No, it's so good. Know what? The kids

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Speaker 1: they don't know anything about Aladdin at all, so they

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Speaker 1: need to see the beginning to even what do you

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Speaker 1: really need to know about Aladdin? He's a thieving peasant

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Speaker 1: who gets lucky one day and he ends up with

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Speaker 1: a magic lamp. And there I just told you the

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Speaker 1: whole movie in ten seconds. That's why everybody watches the originals.

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Speaker 1: The prequels and the sequels are the worst movies. They're

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Speaker 1: actually the best. You just haven't watched enough. All we

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Speaker 1: do is stream all these channels. I get calls from

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Speaker 1: all these other streaming services, but we were at least

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Speaker 1: happy with what we were getting before. I understand that.

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Speaker 1: But none of those other streaming services offer Lion King

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Speaker 1: one and a half Lyon King one and a half.

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Speaker 1: I've never even heard of Lyons King one and a half.

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Speaker 1: It's in between the first Lion King in the second

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Speaker 1: Lion King where you just see Nalla's pregnancy. I don't

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Speaker 1: even think I care about this. This is not even

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Speaker 1: something I want my family and I care about na

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Speaker 1: It was a really, really inspiring pregnancy. I don't think

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Speaker 1: this is right for kids. They don't need to see

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Speaker 1: this pregnancy. Well, I mean, if you feel that way,

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Speaker 1: then I'll tell you definitely don't watch Cinderella three if

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Speaker 1: you're oh my gosh, and Cinderella three does she get pregnant.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to give too much of it away,

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Speaker 1: but they do show some of Cinderella's honeymoon scenes. Very tasty.

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Speaker 1: Cinderella's honeymoon scene. I was not a fan of Prince

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Speaker 1: Charming until I saw him on his honey. Oh there's

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Speaker 1: no way, Oh my god, really stepped his game up. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: this sounds insane. Why would anybody want Disney plus plus?

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Speaker 1: Just give me the plus. I don't want to double plus.

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Speaker 1: But ma'am, if you don't have Disney Plus Plus, then

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Speaker 1: you won't have access to Little Mermaid five where Sebastian

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Speaker 1: gets crabs. No way, and that's weird because he is

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Speaker 1: a crab, all right, and then he has to sell

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Speaker 1: his soul to Ursula to get the antibiotics. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to talk about this anymore, and I want to

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Speaker 1: talk to your supervisor immediately. M he's actually busy right

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Speaker 1: now watching the Mary Poppins prequel where she dances her

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Speaker 1: way through boarding school. But I could take a message.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about this. I don't want my family

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Speaker 1: involved in this. This is just a bad Actually, I

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Speaker 1: think your family does want to be involved in this,

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Speaker 1: because they're the ones who told me to call you.

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Speaker 1: My family told you to call me. Yeah, they were

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Speaker 1: the ones that set you up for this prank call?

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Speaker 1: Are you you kidding me? I'm not because this is

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Speaker 1: actually a joke. My name is Jeffrey from the radio

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Speaker 1: show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Oh my gosh, your husband Jared set

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Speaker 1: you up. He said, you do complaining about all the

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Speaker 1: new streaming services you have to buy, and you just

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Speaker 1: want to go back to cable. I can't believe you

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Speaker 1: did that. So, yeah, don't worry. You just have Disney Plus,

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Speaker 1: not Plus Plus, thank god. But I still do recommend

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Speaker 1: Cinderella three. Oh no, something else happens to her pumpkins

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Speaker 1: at midnight. It's magical every morning. Broke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning