Speaker 1: Twenty twenty one, the year of the Serial Bowl. All
Speaker 1: have been tried, all have been judged. Today we award
Speaker 1: the best of the best and the worst of the worst.
Speaker 1: The Serial Killers Podcast presents the twenty twenty one Spoony Awards,
Speaker 1: and now your school hosts Scottie Bee and Andrew.
Speaker 2: Spoony is welcome. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, what an incredible crowd.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the twenty twenty one Spoony Awards. Andrew. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, okay, thank you. Andrew likes to call it
Speaker 2: the second annual, but it didn't happen last year because
Speaker 2: of COVID, right, so it's really the second Spoony Awards.
Speaker 3: Okay, whatever, right, whatever, We'll go with the Oscar theming
Speaker 3: next year.
Speaker 2: This is really exciting. I was gonna wear that stupid
Speaker 2: tuxedo T shirt. I wanted one too. Yeah, we should
Speaker 2: have because we've been wearing the same clothes for three episodes.
Speaker 2: It's fine, It's fine tonight. It's a huge night.
Speaker 3: It really in Cereal. You know the Grammys say their
Speaker 3: music's biggest night. This is Cereal's biggest night.
Speaker 2: It is. Did you get to walk the red carpet?
Speaker 2: I did I stood there with the mic and the
Speaker 2: bee flew right by me and that was it. Nobody
Speaker 2: else came. It's amazing, it was Seriously, the cabin was there?
Speaker 3: Was he?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was drunk again. He needs to get help. Seriously.
Speaker 2: I feel like we need some more comedic planned bits. Well,
Speaker 2: what can I tell you? What a big, big night
Speaker 2: for Cereal folks. It is a huge night. And let's
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Speaker 3: And you know, twenty twenty one was a huge year
Speaker 3: for Cereal. We had a lot of highs, a lot
Speaker 3: of lows, a lot of new cereals entering into the
Speaker 3: ceial Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: You know something, that's what keeps us alive. New cereals
Speaker 2: just keep coming onto the market, It's true. And some
Speaker 2: of them are big winners and some of them are
Speaker 2: big losers.
Speaker 3: Yes, so we'll be recapping all of that, from best
Speaker 3: New Serial to best quote unquote healthy Cereal to h
Speaker 3: Worst Cereal of the Year, and finally the biggest award
Speaker 3: of the night Serial of the Year sponsored by Wax
Speaker 3: having Candles.
Speaker 2: You make it sound like we actually did our homework.
Speaker 2: We could have done so much more for this award
Speaker 2: show that we didn't do. I tried to do it
Speaker 2: in memoriam segment, but I couldn't find what cereals were
Speaker 2: discontinued in twenty twenty one, So I just gave up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean you did. Yeah, Okay, okay, you tell me
Speaker 2: where's the segment? Well you gave up, right, So you
Speaker 2: think you could have taken it over? Oh okay, so
Speaker 2: let me just add it to my list. I was
Speaker 2: the one who tabulated the nominees. I think they stopped
Speaker 2: making one of those dunkin cereals.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we'll do some sad music. Where's a sad one?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, there is no sad one, you know,
Speaker 2: because when I see the green tag and Shopwright, I
Speaker 2: know that it's gone. It's on the way out. God.
Speaker 2: It like the like the Little Debbies, the cream Pie thing,
Speaker 2: They're gone.
Speaker 3: Sad, very sad. Yeah, you want to get to the
Speaker 3: first of war. I mean, we have a lot of
Speaker 3: great presenters tonight.
Speaker 2: We do, we do? And I also forgot the gold spoons.
Speaker 2: Yeah you do. So we're gonna have to give them
Speaker 2: to the winners after the ceremony.
Speaker 3: Yes, we'll ship them to the ceial companies where they
Speaker 3: will throw them out.
Speaker 2: I actually have gold spoons in my house that I
Speaker 2: got for this, and I forgot to bring them.
Speaker 3: We need to figure out how we're going to get
Speaker 3: them to these companies, not that they're actually going to
Speaker 3: open the mail. But it's fine, okay, all right? Shall
Speaker 3: we get to the first category?
Speaker 2: Andrew? Absolutely, all right.
Speaker 3: This next presenter was recently seen on The Challenge thirty
Speaker 3: seven Spies, Lies and Allies, and also was on Survivor
Speaker 3: Winners at War season forty and Survivor thirty two co
Speaker 3: wrong who could that be? Welcome our next presenter, Michelle
Speaker 3: hit the thing?
Speaker 2: Cheers? What's the cheers? Cheers? What's the cheers? The audience?
Speaker 2: Oh we have a live studio.
Speaker 3: Oh so sorry, coming up, Michelle been.
Speaker 4: The nominees for Best Healthy Cereal are Wild Terra by
Speaker 4: General Mills.
Speaker 2: Four bowls in a spoon. It's really good. Those are delicious,
Speaker 2: It's sweet. The raisins add nice flavor. I love it. Also,
Speaker 2: there's no raisins in here, so what that's cool? Cereal guy?
Speaker 2: What is it dried cherries and cranberries?
Speaker 3: Well, I think that's perfect. I love this Cereal. I
Speaker 3: want to take it home.
Speaker 4: Big Shop Bliss Monster Cookie Granola by Bakery on Maine.
Speaker 2: Our decadent Whole Gang granola is packed with beneficial nutrients
Speaker 2: and one hundred and sixty six whole grains for serving.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Cliff Cereal Blueberry and Almond butter by Cliff.
Speaker 2: I like this. I'm giving you four bowls. It's a Cereal.
Speaker 2: I want to take this home. Yeah, can I take
Speaker 2: it home? Yeah. I'm not supposed to be eating because
Speaker 2: I'm still on the slim pass, but whatever, this is
Speaker 2: your healthy snack. This is my sensible meal.
Speaker 4: Simply Raisin by Cashe deafinitely tastes like fall, but it's
Speaker 4: just so delicious and it definitely you will give you okay, good,
Speaker 4: very good. And lastly, Raisin Bran toasted oats and honey.
Speaker 2: Kelloggs Razin Brand toasted oats and honey, Real honey good
Speaker 2: source of fiber overall wellness, Raisin brand, Crunch original. See
Speaker 2: it tastes almost like that, So I'm wondering if they're
Speaker 2: just rebranding. Is that possible? I don't know. Interesting all right?
Speaker 2: Is killing me?
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Thank you so much, Michelle. We appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Do you want to open it? All right? And the
Speaker 2: winner is I'll open you read okay? Oh wow, you
Speaker 2: opened it that way. That's the only part you can
Speaker 2: tear without you tearing the actual winner.
Speaker 3: We have a tie, a tie Wild Terra and Bake
Speaker 3: Shopless Munster Cookie Granola.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't have a tie, Yes you can. You
Speaker 2: can't have a tie so that we have to send
Speaker 2: them both spoons. Our scientific formula established it.
Speaker 3: There was a tie that ties have been seen most recently,
Speaker 3: like two years ago with the Golden Globes or the Critics'
Speaker 3: Choice Awards. There was an Oscars where two females won
Speaker 3: Best Actress.
Speaker 2: You can have a tie. Do you know what companies
Speaker 2: even make those? I do? Huh? If you wait one? No? No,
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have to wait. Andrew, you're a serial podcast host.
Speaker 2: Why are you digging in the garbage here? Who makes
Speaker 2: Wild Terra, Andrew, I'll tell you what you can get
Speaker 2: box tops on Wild Terra. What does that tell you?
Speaker 2: There you go, come on back, come on back, and
Speaker 2: Monster Cookie h Bakery on me.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, very good, very good.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to the winner of best Healthy Cereals. We have
Speaker 3: Wild Terra and Bake Shop Bliss Monster Cookie Granola.
Speaker 2: The problem is, I don't have enough gold spoons, so
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna bend it until it breaks and send
Speaker 2: one to one And the only one that's gonna care
Speaker 2: is a baker. I main because they sent us stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and General Mills doesn't even know we They did not
Speaker 2: pay for their reward. We just need to make that
Speaker 2: very clear. Yeah, no, there's no payola here. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Did you like how in when they were reading it,
Speaker 3: it would go to a clip of us.
Speaker 2: Eating the sea. I didn't even get to see that.
Speaker 2: The monitors in here were not working properly.
Speaker 3: Ah, you know what, So it's faulty, faulty production this year.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing, and you can go behind the
Speaker 2: velvet ropes. Here is that Andrews says that he's going
Speaker 2: to do all of this in post production. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: very very curious to see how it's going to look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even if it turns out to be amazing and
Speaker 3: with Spielberg quality, something tells me you're gonna be. Like
Speaker 3: I looked the bottom right hand coder, I noticed that
Speaker 3: you didn't make it frame out of the way.
Speaker 2: I believe it's going to be a giant train wreck,
Speaker 2: but I'm excited to see it the best kind of
Speaker 2: train wreck. Yes, see, this is gonna be Is this
Speaker 2: gonna be more of a visual than an audio podcast?
Speaker 2: Or well, here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I only started uploading the videos consistently recently. Oh I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: but I only started uploading the videos consistently recently. Okay,
Speaker 3: so there is some where it's just audio, so there's
Speaker 3: gaps or we have no videos. Yeah, so that's just
Speaker 3: gonna be audio playing in the package.
Speaker 2: Oh how's that gonna work? Though? What are they gonna
Speaker 2: see when there's audio playing? You know? And that's TVDA
Speaker 2: They all have pieces a box of cereal? Yeah that
Speaker 2: could work. Okay, yeah v boxes. Make sure it's the
Speaker 2: correct box of cereal, though, No, I'm going to make
Speaker 2: sure I google the wrong box entirely. You probably will
Speaker 2: because you don't know very much about cereal. That's what
Speaker 2: makes you a great co host of this serial podcast.
Speaker 3: Well, you know I'm gonna go to Serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 3: Make sure it matches up perfectly. Oh so you're completely
Speaker 3: out of the frame.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. You are all the way on your
Speaker 2: own island. Move in? What we just move the computer over?
Speaker 2: What the easier thing is if you move this way?
Speaker 2: How about that? Great? Okay, wow, next category. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't want to plow through this. Well, what do
Speaker 2: you want to do? I don't know. We were not
Speaker 2: a little bit. We're not prepared for this. Why don't
Speaker 2: you banter a little bit? What do you want to
Speaker 2: banter about? We talked about cereal, you don't.
Speaker 3: Let's well, what do you have? What are some serial
Speaker 3: fun facts?
Speaker 2: Well fun facts are that possibly best new cereal for
Speaker 2: twenty twenty two could be the new Cinigram Toast Crunch. Okay,
Speaker 2: very excited for that. I'm very excited as well. Apparently
Speaker 2: it is starting to be seen in stores. It's rippling
Speaker 2: from the Midwest to the east, so that's right, So
Speaker 2: we will see it soon in our area. Because of
Speaker 2: course General Mills has not sent us any because we
Speaker 2: haven't reached out to them. Have we Andrew?
Speaker 3: Well, you know you can, but you have the contact. Well,
Speaker 3: it seems like there was somebody that reached out to
Speaker 3: you and said something. No, you should check your DMS. Okay,
Speaker 3: you should check your d Just pour the milk guy,
Speaker 3: I mean, he's just a podcast guy. He sent me
Speaker 3: a link to something. Yeah, that's the link that I have.
Speaker 3: That's my contact.
Speaker 2: Oh well I filled it out. Oh amazing. Okay, so
Speaker 2: coming soon maybe well yeah, yeah, it's gonna buy it
Speaker 2: in the store. Of course it's coming soon. No, they
Speaker 2: send you the preview box. They're not sending us the
Speaker 2: preview boxes are done.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 2: Week's old already, it's old news. I was able to
Speaker 2: buy the strawberry ban out of Cheerio's already old news.
Speaker 2: We missed it. Okay, we need to be the premiere
Speaker 2: serial podcast, premiere premiere. We need to get everything first.
Speaker 2: Cereal Life, all these other people sereal Time. They get everything.
Speaker 2: Gabe over there, he has crazy contact. They get everything
Speaker 2: first before us. Well, why don't you talk to Gabe?
Speaker 2: We get nothing to Gabe. He doesn't like us. Doesn't
Speaker 2: you like us? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe we should have it on an episode in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty two. Have a Doctor Phil sit down.
Speaker 2: I think we should. I would love that. All right,
Speaker 2: let's talk to the next award here.
Speaker 3: All right, This next presenter is the host of the
Speaker 3: nationally syndicated Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2: Oh we got him. I know, it's crazy. How did
Speaker 2: we get him? Okay, are you sure we got him?
Speaker 2: I'm sure. Let's go to the videotape. Here's Elvis douran
Speaker 2: best New Cereal category. Okay, so it looks like we
Speaker 2: didn't get Elvis. So it's going to be my Family
Speaker 2: with the best News Cereal nominees. And the nominees are
Speaker 2: apple Pie. It's host crunch. Yeah. Yeah, that tells like
Speaker 2: a McDonald's apple pie. Holy crap, that's so good. Yep.
Speaker 4: The elf on the shelf, hot cocoa cereal with marshmallows,
Speaker 4: the fact that.
Speaker 2: I think it's similar, and then I love count Chocula.
Speaker 2: This cereal gets five balls. This tastes like cocoa puffs.
Speaker 2: Five balls cocoa puffs.
Speaker 3: With marshmallows, So I give it five balls. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: the official Hall of Fame worthy Ooh.
Speaker 2: Dulce de leche toast crunch. It's been a minute since
Speaker 2: I've had actual cinnamon toast crunch. But this is really delicious.
Speaker 2: It tastes like buttery. I don't know how to explain that.
Speaker 2: I feel that it's like buttery sweet. It's delicious.
Speaker 3: Five balls.
Speaker 2: There's definitely a hint of cinnamon, so it's the cinnamon
Speaker 2: toast crunch base yep, with a little I don't know,
Speaker 2: caramel powder on that.
Speaker 6: Little Debbie Cosmic brownies.
Speaker 2: It's good. It's really It almost tastes like a flattened
Speaker 2: cocoa puff. No, it's a different cocoa taste because it's
Speaker 2: a different company. Okay, well, for me, it tastes like
Speaker 2: a flattened cocoa puff.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: That's only because you're not very familiar with cereals. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's pretty good. And the finales the kew looggs one mmmm,
Speaker 2: it's really good. My problem is I have a prior
Speaker 2: roof of mouth injury from some chips the other day.
Speaker 2: So it's it's it's hurting me a little bit to eat,
Speaker 2: but gets delicious. Let's go five bowls. It's a perfect cereal.
Speaker 2: I might go there as well. Hold on, let me
Speaker 2: just check one more time.
Speaker 3: It's a little sugary, but I mean, what do you
Speaker 3: expect from a small cereal?
Speaker 2: And the winner is the Best New Cereal for twenty
Speaker 2: twenty one by voted by as voted by the Academy,
Speaker 2: The Academy, the Academy. Yeah of cereal. Yes is apple
Speaker 2: pie toast crunch?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Congratulations? What should we have some? Okay? I mean I
Speaker 2: feel like, why not? Well, I mean then we have
Speaker 2: to eat Wild Terra and Monster cook. We have to
Speaker 2: eat every you want to eat everything again? Oh god? No, Well,
Speaker 2: let's just the best new cereal.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, that sounds good to me, especially because it
Speaker 3: is the best New Cereal winner. This one was a highlight,
Speaker 3: I feel for me. I did enjoy this one a
Speaker 3: lot because it tasted like an apple pie and it
Speaker 3: wasn't overpowering.
Speaker 2: I remember, oh my god, I put on so much
Speaker 2: weight doing this podcast.
Speaker 3: I don't think you did it from this podcast because
Speaker 3: all you're eating is one spoonful unless you're doing the
Speaker 3: full cups.
Speaker 2: No, when it's good, I eat the whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I ate a lot today already. Did you see me
Speaker 2: housing that safe and fair apple pie? That apple pie
Speaker 2: cereal was really good. That honeycrisp apple cereal. I like
Speaker 2: apple cereals. I guess yeah, I love Apple cereals. Can't
Speaker 2: go wrong.
Speaker 3: Wow, the jankeity marketing we have on this. Next year,
Speaker 3: we'll get Mike Fleggs. You'll see next year's Spoonies. It'll
Speaker 3: be televised across all networks.
Speaker 2: We could have done so much more.
Speaker 3: You know what, We're about to go on vacation. I'm
Speaker 3: not I am Where you going? I mean it's oh wait,
Speaker 3: technically this is the twenty seventh. It's the holidays.
Speaker 2: Are you in Florida right now? No? Where are you home?
Speaker 2: You're in New Jersey? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: We usually go to Florida, but couldn't go this year.
Speaker 2: All right because they're renovating the big house that you
Speaker 2: live in. Yeah, the big house. Okay, Well it's smell
Speaker 2: so good. Mmmm. It actually tastes like a fresh pick apple.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm not even kidding. I agree. How do
Speaker 2: they do that? I don't know, General Mills, you've done
Speaker 2: it again. Wow, thank you, General Mills. You know who
Speaker 2: used to say that magoo mister mgoo, oh my goo,
Speaker 2: you've done it again. You don't remember that, Oh a
Speaker 2: mic blake. This is really good. M what's the matter?
Speaker 2: What's so funny? Are you spinning cereal? She's a jangite
Speaker 2: low budget nature of this whole? What can I tell you?
Speaker 2: Are these microphones? What's the levels like?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: They're so low? Right? Are the good? That's you? That's me?
Speaker 2: Where's you? I'm one? All right? Your too? And what's
Speaker 2: this over here? Both of us? That's just what's feeding in?
Speaker 2: This is really good. I agree, our best new serial winner.
Speaker 2: I gotta stop being you. I gotta go to the
Speaker 2: holiday party and eat some more apple Pyetos crunch, very
Speaker 2: very again.
Speaker 3: It's the holiday season. All diets are off, that's true.
Speaker 3: December twenty sixth starts for me. No carbs for a month.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna take a pause here in the twenty
Speaker 2: twenty one Spoonies and we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, you didn't even leave a long enough pause there.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna know where it is, damn it. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're right. Well, we'll be back right after this. And
Speaker 2: we're back. We're back. Welcome back to the twenty twenty
Speaker 2: one Spoonies. Andrew calls it the second annual, but it's
Speaker 2: just the second.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just gonna go with the second Spoony Awards.
Speaker 3: Next year will be the third. Quite frankly, this could
Speaker 3: have been the third annual, but we blew it off
Speaker 3: last year. We didn't blow it off. It was COVID
Speaker 3: canceled liar we had off. We had the crypto dot
Speaker 3: com currency arena out in La booked.
Speaker 2: It was stacked. First of all, Stack Knight, You're the
Speaker 2: worst can't liar ever because we were gonna do it
Speaker 2: and we're like, eh, let's just not do it and
Speaker 2: blame it on COVID, because everybody blames everything on COVID.
Speaker 2: We couldn't do it COVID. Yeah, we could have done it.
Speaker 2: We were still recording episodes. Go back and listen to
Speaker 2: December of last year. We were still in the studio
Speaker 2: recording episodes. But you had to go catch a flight
Speaker 2: or something like that, so we couldn't do it. Remember,
Speaker 2: I have no idea what you're talking about. Who's our
Speaker 2: next presenter, Andrew feel attacked.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, this next category our worst cereal of the year.
Speaker 2: We had terrible cereals this year. You sure did.
Speaker 3: And coming up to present the nominees oh from the
Speaker 3: nationally syndicated Elvis dran in the Morning show. Let's welcome
Speaker 3: to this stage.
Speaker 2: Hold on, stupid thing, Daniel, welcome.
Speaker 6: Worst Cereal and the nominees are Catalina Crunch, Fruity Keto
Speaker 6: Friendly Cereal. Catalina Crunch was an episode two o five
Speaker 6: of Crap Sandwich.
Speaker 2: It looks like.
Speaker 5: Cherry strussel soft granola, the toasted oat bake House episode
Speaker 5: what eighty seven, worst ever.
Speaker 2: It tastes like paint. Oh my god, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: got curious ranchid.
Speaker 6: Trust berry Trust Foods episode one seventy nine. Don't trust
Speaker 6: this cereal.
Speaker 2: Here's what it tastes like, revetzing. You will agree.
Speaker 5: Well, oh gia, bunch of cinnamon squares. Well, I can
Speaker 5: tell you now I don't like that. Hospitality episode two
Speaker 5: o five. Calcium is not a vitamin.
Speaker 2: Eh, what the hell?
Speaker 6: And protein berry burst pummins Barbera's episode one sixty three,
Speaker 6: Holy onions.
Speaker 2: Now the berry flavoring almost tastes oh it tasting coffee
Speaker 2: grinds in the middle. That is disgusting.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 6: That Keto crap both for that one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, these are.
Speaker 4: Terrible, all of them.
Speaker 3: Let me just get this right, hold on all right,
Speaker 3: thank you, Daniell and Gandhy.
Speaker 2: Now, there were many, many, many crappy cereals that we
Speaker 2: vomited from in twenty twenty one, Yes, but only one
Speaker 2: of them made us vomit the most. However, we must
Speaker 2: give what do they call it, honorable mention? Yes, we
Speaker 2: must give honorable mention to one that just didn't quite
Speaker 2: slip into the twenty twenty one awards because you know,
Speaker 2: everything was tabulated already. Yeah, wonder wors Cereal Academy freakin'
Speaker 2: wonder works cinnamon. Where are you when it works? Please
Speaker 2: take a bow? Oh here I am. This was disgusting,
Speaker 2: the cereal that was disgusting. This made us vomit all
Speaker 2: over the place so bad. I vividly remember that one.
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny because Ashley, my daughter's like, can
Speaker 2: you please bring it home from me? I want to
Speaker 2: see if it's really that bad, because I bet I
Speaker 2: would like it. I don't believe that.
Speaker 3: Well, you ready, Andrew, the worst cereal of twenty twenty
Speaker 3: one is cherry Strusel soft granola.
Speaker 2: Wait, don't you have like a wamp wamp? That's what
Speaker 2: should be there, not cheers no ah, here we go
Speaker 2: with this thing. Yeah, stupid ass soft granola cereal tasted
Speaker 2: like mold and we nearly vomited from it. Yes, it
Speaker 2: was horrendous.
Speaker 3: The soft cherry specifically, yeah were it was such an
Speaker 3: odd taste. I'm used to the freeze dried or whatever
Speaker 3: it's called fruit in the cereal, which I already I'm
Speaker 3: not a fan of, if you.
Speaker 2: Know, and I'm a huge fan of cherries of any kind,
Speaker 2: but not those. Yeah, these were something was wrong with
Speaker 2: the cereal. Let's play a clip. Well, can we not
Speaker 2: do that? No, we can. Oh, but it would have
Speaker 2: been in the package that played. Oh oh we just
Speaker 2: played a clip.
Speaker 3: No no, no, okay, you're not you're not understanding when the
Speaker 3: nominees are being there.
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, just I'm like three minutes ago we played it. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: remember that.
Speaker 3: This granola was absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even granola. It was like broken up you
Speaker 2: know what, you know what it was. It was like
Speaker 2: a fruit cake that sat in the store for two years.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and then they just kind of mushed up
Speaker 2: whatever they could mush and put it in a bag, yeah,
Speaker 2: and called it granola. God damn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is that is jankity. Yeah yeah, that was
Speaker 3: discussing it almost sakes.
Speaker 2: It's like sand I have to say it also nominated.
Speaker 2: There was the Catalina crunch, the fruit one. Yes, no,
Speaker 2: that was disgusting too. Yes. Oh we're not eating it though.
Speaker 2: Open what do you mean? Open? Open your mouth? I'm here, Yeah,
Speaker 2: open your mouth. It's easier that way. Yea, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not spilling. You just put it there, eat it. Come on, no, no,
Speaker 2: not one at a time. You put a good handful
Speaker 2: in there. Hey, come on, we have to prove that
Speaker 2: this wasn't the worst Andrew h delicious right eh? Fulk good?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Perfect?
Speaker 3: Four?
Speaker 2: Clear? Like what that was disgusting? I'm sorry. We just
Speaker 2: needed some fill there, so I had to make you
Speaker 2: eat that. That was the taste I have in my mouth.
Speaker 3: It's like, uh it Honestly, it feels like somebody just
Speaker 3: took lemon like my saw or pledge and sprayed it
Speaker 3: in my mouth.
Speaker 2: It smells like fruity pebbles. I'm here. Well, let me
Speaker 2: tell you something doesn't taste like it. Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: That was disgusting and deserved to be in that category, you.
Speaker 2: Know, we haven't done it a long time. We haven't
Speaker 2: visited the serial graveyard. Like mister t back there, he's
Speaker 2: been on the gravestone for quite some time.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if you send me the serial killer's
Speaker 3: graveyard noise, otherwise I could just do the stacks.
Speaker 2: I could do it myself. No, no, no, no, but I
Speaker 2: don't have anything to I have nothing. See Okay, See
Speaker 2: that was just like an observation. Yeah, things to add
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty two. Yes, more serial graveyard visits because
Speaker 2: you know what, they deserve the respect of visits in
Speaker 2: the graveyard.
Speaker 3: And as much as I wasn't a fan of it
Speaker 3: at first, it is fun to go back in time
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, what back in time? You like it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll admit it. Okay, Yeah, I think more nostalgia things.
Speaker 3: I love when you used to do that. Hmm, used
Speaker 3: to be big on that. Did I just blow a booger?
Speaker 3: I felt something come out. Oh god, that's gonna get
Speaker 3: memed and then played over and over because this is
Speaker 3: the most highly.
Speaker 2: Watched Ward show of the year, is it? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 2: I think we should move on to the grand category. Andrew,
Speaker 2: it's it? Do we have some like fanfare, we have applause.
Speaker 2: Do do do do do do do do do? You
Speaker 2: don't have anything like that. No, you just did it
Speaker 2: all right? Coming up now, Cereal of the Year. Oh
Speaker 2: we get to read these, We get to read the nominees.
Speaker 2: So where are they? Andrew? You threw them in the garbage?
Speaker 2: I did? Oh damn it? Hold on Wednesday, this guy, Seriously,
Speaker 2: this could not be a worse planned show, Like, we
Speaker 2: did not give you what you deserve right now. You
Speaker 2: deserve only the finest serial award show and we completely
Speaker 2: what are you doing? I can't believe that you threw
Speaker 2: it away? Where is everything? Are you kidding? And we
Speaker 2: should remember what they are though? Well, then you know what,
Speaker 2: maybe we should Maybe we should pre record our package
Speaker 2: of us doing it. Let's go to us. Should we
Speaker 2: do that? Yeah, we're gonna go to us. Where is it? Andrew?
Speaker 2: You didn't put in the recycle can because you don't recycle.
Speaker 2: I know that is in the recycle can. It's about
Speaker 2: time you recycled something. I always recycle whatever, dude, you
Speaker 2: always throw stuff in the regular garbage. But you know
Speaker 2: what's very disappointing. I've seen them collect the garbage here
Speaker 2: and they put both cans in the same bin. Recycling
Speaker 2: in buildings is a scam. It is on the next
Speaker 2: episode of Scottie Talks. All right, Andrew, are you ready?
Speaker 2: Cereal of the Year sponsored by Wax Cabin Candle Company.
Speaker 2: There've been a lot of great cereals this year. There have,
Speaker 2: but these are the top five. I don't know where
Speaker 2: these came from. By the way, there's one that doesn't
Speaker 2: really belong on here.
Speaker 3: But okay, Serial KILLERSPC dot com. You can see all
Speaker 3: the ratings there. So unluckily newman who does all the
Speaker 3: data in the background, tabulated it and figured it out.
Speaker 3: So what you're saying is all of these cereals that
Speaker 3: are nominated all have double five balls. These are all
Speaker 3: legacy cereals, or out of five of these do if
Speaker 3: not three out of the five, why don't they all
Speaker 3: have like a four point seven or four point come
Speaker 3: all of them don't have five because cause we didn't
Speaker 3: give like all of them five stars.
Speaker 2: We haven't had five cereals in twenty twenty one that
Speaker 2: we both gave five balls to.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I don't believe it. I think Scott messed up. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: let's Father Scott other Scott, You're so focused on your
Speaker 2: jingle jank podcast that you can't even worry about serial
Speaker 2: killers PC dot com?
Speaker 3: What's up with you that he helps us with for free?
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, Scotty.
Speaker 2: Are you may start? Andrew apple Pie Toast Crunch from
Speaker 2: General Mills Hall of Famer, not crazy. Wow, there's delicious.
Speaker 2: M Hm. Coco Dino bytes from Multomeal So good. Hi's delicious.
Speaker 2: You cannot wait to drink this milk. Five balls, yum,
Speaker 2: five balls that shouldn't be on there? Go on, Why
Speaker 2: shouldn't it be on there? Because that's just like that's
Speaker 2: I don't know, let's just rip off Coco pebbles.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Bake Shop Bliss Monster Cookie granola from bag
Speaker 3: Korean Mainlicious.
Speaker 2: The delicious flavors of dark chocolate and premium nuts and sprinkles.
Speaker 2: This granola is perfect for sprinkling over ice cream or
Speaker 2: into a bowl of milk for a wholesome breakfast. I
Speaker 2: would even put this in yogurt. The Elf on the shelf.
Speaker 2: Hot Cocoa Cereal with marshmallows from Gallogs. That is so
Speaker 2: freaking good. So what freaking good? Oh friggin' you said
Speaker 2: freaking the first time. I just want to make sure. Okay. Cool?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: And the final one, Wild Terra from General Miles. It's
Speaker 2: really good. Those are delicious, It's sweet. The ragin's add
Speaker 2: nice flavor. I love it. Wow, what a night it
Speaker 2: has been. Sorry, Oh my god, the fire alarm is
Speaker 2: gonna go on. Get those out of here. You were
Speaker 2: the one who did it.
Speaker 3: I told you from the beginning. Having paper by open
Speaker 3: fire is a bad idea.
Speaker 2: I said it so many times. If the fire alarm
Speaker 2: goes off, we're in big trouble. That video is gonna
Speaker 2: make us. It's gonna be the one that makes the
Speaker 2: video great. All right, who the fire alarm is gonna
Speaker 2: go off? No, it's not. We're fine, all right, Okay.
Speaker 2: Cereal of the Year and the winner, and the winner
Speaker 2: is ready Andrew apple Pie toast Crush. Don't try it
Speaker 2: by the fire. Blow those out. Wow. Two awards and
Speaker 2: one night, General Mills apple Pie Toast Crunch. This is
Speaker 2: a winner. If you have not tried this cereal yet,
Speaker 2: that is why we do this podcast. Go to the
Speaker 2: store and buy it because it's a limited edition and
Speaker 2: it won't be around much longer apple pie toast Crunch.
Speaker 2: Check it out. It is that good. It really is
Speaker 2: that good. I'm telling you, take like apple pie. I
Speaker 2: don't know how else to describe it. You'd take a
Speaker 2: McDonald's apple pie and make that a cereal and that's this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it almost even tastes like you know, some like
Speaker 3: really good apple pies they put like the granulated sugar
Speaker 3: on the top.
Speaker 2: Okay, like it even feels like it has that on it. Okay, nice,
Speaker 2: I love it. Well, there's tons of sugar in it.
Speaker 2: There's no doubt about that. So thank you very much
Speaker 2: for tuning in, watching, listening to whatever you did this
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one Spoony Awards. Let's just say, if you
Speaker 2: watched it, you saw a piece of paper go on fire.
Speaker 2: This episode was fire. Yeah. Do they still say that?
Speaker 2: Can you hold this? Is there like a wamp wamp
Speaker 2: that you're gonna play? I mean it was quite literally right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna have to play it again. I mean,
Speaker 2: that was a big mishap that happened. What are you
Speaker 2: gonna do? Wish we could have given you more, you
Speaker 2: know what? It was this anti climactic. I don't think
Speaker 2: so don't think so either. A twenty five minute award show.
Speaker 2: Not bad, not bad at all. So thank you so
Speaker 2: much for listening. Yes, Andrew, you're the best co host
Speaker 2: I could ever ask for. Scott you're a great co
Speaker 2: host too, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: A lot of good times, but the most important people
Speaker 3: were our listeners. Thank you all so much for listening
Speaker 3: to this podcast.
Speaker 2: Yes, and please once last time, please, please, one last time.
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Speaker 2: thank you so much for listening. It's been a wonderful year.
Speaker 3: Go out and go buy yourself some Apple pietoast crunch
Speaker 3: our cereal of the Year Spoony winner.
Speaker 2: We will see you on wednesdayday. Yeah. Wait, wait today,
Speaker 2: what days? Today? Today's the twenty seven Oh yeah, so
Speaker 2: we'll see on Wednesday it'll still be December. Yeah, December
Speaker 2: twenty ninth. That will be then. Yep, great, there it is,
Speaker 2: all right. Thank you for listening. Please follow us serial
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Speaker 3: We love reading your reviews like those make our day,
Speaker 3: especially when you give us five stars, not one star, and.
Speaker 2: Especially when you talk crap about Andrew. Are you burping?
Speaker 2: I giggle from that you're giggling. I giggle from when
Speaker 2: they make fun of you. Oh, I giggle when they
Speaker 2: make fun of you. That's cool er. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: We'll see you in the new year. Yes, this is
Speaker 2: the last Serial Killers of twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: Yes, Wow, what a year it's been. But Apple, Pyetos, Crunch,
Speaker 3: you won congratulation, they won.
Speaker 2: Two spoons, two spoonies. I did all right, this was
Speaker 2: a good year. That's a side that talks. All right, Andrew,
Speaker 2: until we see you next year, say crunch, buddy, corn Crunch,
Speaker 2: Sorry my limos outside, I gotta go. The word of
Speaker 2: the day is lackluster.
Speaker 3: You'd be the only person who does a full twenty
Speaker 3: five minute serial award show and then walks away with
Speaker 3: it going alasted.
Speaker 2: I think we could have given it more, why don't
Speaker 2: you be a little more positive?
Speaker 6: K bye.