WEBVTT - The 2021 Spoony Awards

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty twenty one, the year of the Serial Bowl. All

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<v Speaker 1>have been tried, all have been judged. Today we award

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<v Speaker 1>the best of the best and the worst of the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>The Serial Killers Podcast presents the twenty twenty one Spoony Awards,

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<v Speaker 1>and now your school hosts Scottie Bee and Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>Spoony is welcome. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, what an incredible crowd.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the twenty twenty one Spoony Awards. Andrew. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, okay, thank you. Andrew likes to call it

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<v Speaker 2>the second annual, but it didn't happen last year because

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<v Speaker 2>of COVID, right, so it's really the second Spoony Awards.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, whatever, right, whatever, We'll go with the Oscar theming

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<v Speaker 3>next year.

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<v Speaker 2>This is really exciting. I was gonna wear that stupid

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<v Speaker 2>tuxedo T shirt. I wanted one too. Yeah, we should

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<v Speaker 2>have because we've been wearing the same clothes for three episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine, It's fine tonight. It's a huge night.

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<v Speaker 3>It really in Cereal. You know the Grammys say their

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<v Speaker 3>music's biggest night. This is Cereal's biggest night.

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<v Speaker 2>It is. Did you get to walk the red carpet?

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<v Speaker 2>I did I stood there with the mic and the

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<v Speaker 2>bee flew right by me and that was it. Nobody

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<v Speaker 2>else came. It's amazing, it was Seriously, the cabin was there?

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<v Speaker 3>Was he?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was drunk again. He needs to get help. Seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we need some more comedic planned bits. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>what can I tell you? What a big, big night

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<v Speaker 2>for Cereal folks. It is a huge night. And let's

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, twenty twenty one was a huge year

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<v Speaker 3>for Cereal. We had a lot of highs, a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of lows, a lot of new cereals entering into the

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<v Speaker 3>ceial Hall of Fame.

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<v Speaker 2>You know something, that's what keeps us alive. New cereals

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<v Speaker 2>just keep coming onto the market, It's true. And some

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<v Speaker 2>of them are big winners and some of them are

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<v Speaker 2>big losers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so we'll be recapping all of that, from best

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<v Speaker 3>New Serial to best quote unquote healthy Cereal to h

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<v Speaker 3>Worst Cereal of the Year, and finally the biggest award

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<v Speaker 3>of the night Serial of the Year sponsored by Wax

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<v Speaker 3>having Candles.

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<v Speaker 2>You make it sound like we actually did our homework.

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<v Speaker 2>We could have done so much more for this award

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<v Speaker 2>show that we didn't do. I tried to do it

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<v Speaker 2>in memoriam segment, but I couldn't find what cereals were

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<v Speaker 2>discontinued in twenty twenty one, So I just gave up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you did. Yeah, Okay, okay, you tell me

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<v Speaker 2>where's the segment? Well you gave up, right, So you

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<v Speaker 2>think you could have taken it over? Oh okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>let me just add it to my list. I was

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<v Speaker 2>the one who tabulated the nominees. I think they stopped

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<v Speaker 2>making one of those dunkin cereals.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so we'll do some sad music. Where's a sad one?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, there is no sad one, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>because when I see the green tag and Shopwright, I

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<v Speaker 2>know that it's gone. It's on the way out. God.

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<v Speaker 2>It like the like the Little Debbies, the cream Pie thing,

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<v Speaker 2>They're gone.

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<v Speaker 3>Sad, very sad. Yeah, you want to get to the

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<v Speaker 3>first of war. I mean, we have a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>great presenters tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>We do, we do? And I also forgot the gold spoons.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you do. So we're gonna have to give them

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<v Speaker 2>to the winners after the ceremony.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we'll ship them to the ceial companies where they

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<v Speaker 3>will throw them out.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually have gold spoons in my house that I

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<v Speaker 2>got for this, and I forgot to bring them.

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<v Speaker 3>We need to figure out how we're going to get

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<v Speaker 3>them to these companies, not that they're actually going to

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<v Speaker 3>open the mail. But it's fine, okay, all right? Shall

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<v Speaker 3>we get to the first category?

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew? Absolutely, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>This next presenter was recently seen on The Challenge thirty

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<v Speaker 3>seven Spies, Lies and Allies, and also was on Survivor

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<v Speaker 3>Winners at War season forty and Survivor thirty two co

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<v Speaker 3>wrong who could that be? Welcome our next presenter, Michelle

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<v Speaker 3>hit the thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Cheers? What's the cheers? Cheers? What's the cheers? The audience?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we have a live studio.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so sorry, coming up, Michelle been.

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<v Speaker 4>The nominees for Best Healthy Cereal are Wild Terra by

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<v Speaker 4>General Mills.

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<v Speaker 2>Four bowls in a spoon. It's really good. Those are delicious,

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<v Speaker 2>It's sweet. The raisins add nice flavor. I love it. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no raisins in here, so what that's cool? Cereal guy?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it dried cherries and cranberries?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think that's perfect. I love this Cereal. I

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<v Speaker 3>want to take it home.

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<v Speaker 4>Big Shop Bliss Monster Cookie Granola by Bakery on Maine.

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<v Speaker 2>Our decadent Whole Gang granola is packed with beneficial nutrients

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<v Speaker 2>and one hundred and sixty six whole grains for serving.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Cliff Cereal Blueberry and Almond butter by Cliff.

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<v Speaker 2>I like this. I'm giving you four bowls. It's a Cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to take this home. Yeah, can I take

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<v Speaker 2>it home? Yeah. I'm not supposed to be eating because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still on the slim pass, but whatever, this is

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<v Speaker 2>your healthy snack. This is my sensible meal.

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<v Speaker 4>Simply Raisin by Cashe deafinitely tastes like fall, but it's

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<v Speaker 4>just so delicious and it definitely you will give you okay, good,

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<v Speaker 4>very good. And lastly, Raisin Bran toasted oats and honey.

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<v Speaker 2>Kelloggs Razin Brand toasted oats and honey, Real honey good

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<v Speaker 2>source of fiber overall wellness, Raisin brand, Crunch original. See

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<v Speaker 2>it tastes almost like that, So I'm wondering if they're

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<v Speaker 2>just rebranding. Is that possible? I don't know. Interesting all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Is killing me?

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy. Thank you so much, Michelle. We appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to open it? All right? And the

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<v Speaker 2>winner is I'll open you read okay? Oh wow, you

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<v Speaker 2>opened it that way. That's the only part you can

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<v Speaker 2>tear without you tearing the actual winner.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a tie, a tie Wild Terra and Bake

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<v Speaker 3>Shopless Munster Cookie Granola.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can't have a tie, Yes you can. You

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<v Speaker 2>can't have a tie so that we have to send

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<v Speaker 2>them both spoons. Our scientific formula established it.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a tie that ties have been seen most recently,

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<v Speaker 3>like two years ago with the Golden Globes or the Critics'

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<v Speaker 3>Choice Awards. There was an Oscars where two females won

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<v Speaker 3>Best Actress.

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<v Speaker 2>You can have a tie. Do you know what companies

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<v Speaker 2>even make those? I do? Huh? If you wait one? No? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't have to wait. Andrew, you're a serial podcast host.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you digging in the garbage here? Who makes

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<v Speaker 2>Wild Terra, Andrew, I'll tell you what you can get

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<v Speaker 2>box tops on Wild Terra. What does that tell you?

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, come on back, come on back, and

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<v Speaker 2>Monster Cookie h Bakery on me.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good, very good, very good.

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<v Speaker 3>Congratulations to the winner of best Healthy Cereals. We have

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<v Speaker 3>Wild Terra and Bake Shop Bliss Monster Cookie Granola.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is, I don't have enough gold spoons, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna bend it until it breaks and send

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<v Speaker 2>one to one And the only one that's gonna care

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<v Speaker 2>is a baker. I main because they sent us stuff. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and General Mills doesn't even know we They did not

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<v Speaker 2>pay for their reward. We just need to make that

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<v Speaker 2>very clear. Yeah, no, there's no payola here. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you like how in when they were reading it,

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<v Speaker 3>it would go to a clip of us.

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<v Speaker 2>Eating the sea. I didn't even get to see that.

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<v Speaker 2>The monitors in here were not working properly.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, you know what, So it's faulty, faulty production this year.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's the thing, and you can go behind the

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<v Speaker 2>velvet ropes. Here is that Andrews says that he's going

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<v Speaker 2>to do all of this in post production. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>very very curious to see how it's going to look.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, even if it turns out to be amazing and

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<v Speaker 3>with Spielberg quality, something tells me you're gonna be. Like

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<v Speaker 3>I looked the bottom right hand coder, I noticed that

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<v Speaker 3>you didn't make it frame out of the way.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe it's going to be a giant train wreck,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm excited to see it the best kind of

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<v Speaker 2>train wreck. Yes, see, this is gonna be Is this

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be more of a visual than an audio podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>Or well, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I only started uploading the videos consistently recently. Oh I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>but I only started uploading the videos consistently recently. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so there is some where it's just audio, so there's

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<v Speaker 3>gaps or we have no videos. Yeah, so that's just

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be audio playing in the package.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh how's that gonna work? Though? What are they gonna

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<v Speaker 2>see when there's audio playing? You know? And that's TVDA

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<v Speaker 2>They all have pieces a box of cereal? Yeah that

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<v Speaker 2>could work. Okay, yeah v boxes. Make sure it's the

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<v Speaker 2>correct box of cereal, though, No, I'm going to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure I google the wrong box entirely. You probably will

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<v Speaker 2>because you don't know very much about cereal. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>makes you a great co host of this serial podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know I'm gonna go to Serial KILLERSPC dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>Make sure it matches up perfectly. Oh so you're completely

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<v Speaker 3>out of the frame.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not. You are all the way on your

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<v Speaker 2>own island. Move in? What we just move the computer over?

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<v Speaker 2>What the easier thing is if you move this way?

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<v Speaker 2>How about that? Great? Okay, wow, next category. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to plow through this. Well, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to do? I don't know. We were not

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit. We're not prepared for this. Why don't

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<v Speaker 2>you banter a little bit? What do you want to

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<v Speaker 2>banter about? We talked about cereal, you don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's well, what do you have? What are some serial

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<v Speaker 3>fun facts?

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<v Speaker 2>Well fun facts are that possibly best new cereal for

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty two could be the new Cinigram Toast Crunch. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>very excited for that. I'm very excited as well. Apparently

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<v Speaker 2>it is starting to be seen in stores. It's rippling

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<v Speaker 2>from the Midwest to the east, so that's right, So

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<v Speaker 2>we will see it soon in our area. Because of

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<v Speaker 2>course General Mills has not sent us any because we

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<v Speaker 2>haven't reached out to them. Have we Andrew?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know you can, but you have the contact. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>it seems like there was somebody that reached out to

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<v Speaker 3>you and said something. No, you should check your DMS. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>you should check your d Just pour the milk guy,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, he's just a podcast guy. He sent me

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<v Speaker 3>a link to something. Yeah, that's the link that I have.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my contact.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well I filled it out. Oh amazing. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>coming soon maybe well yeah, yeah, it's gonna buy it

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<v Speaker 2>in the store. Of course it's coming soon. No, they

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<v Speaker 2>send you the preview box. They're not sending us the

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<v Speaker 2>preview boxes are done.

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<v Speaker 3>There.

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<v Speaker 2>Week's old already, it's old news. I was able to

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<v Speaker 2>buy the strawberry ban out of Cheerio's already old news.

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<v Speaker 2>We missed it. Okay, we need to be the premiere

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<v Speaker 2>serial podcast, premiere premiere. We need to get everything first.

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal Life, all these other people sereal Time. They get everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Gabe over there, he has crazy contact. They get everything

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<v Speaker 2>first before us. Well, why don't you talk to Gabe?

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<v Speaker 2>We get nothing to Gabe. He doesn't like us. Doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>you like us? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe we should have it on an episode in twenty

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<v Speaker 3>twenty two. Have a Doctor Phil sit down.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we should. I would love that. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's talk to the next award here.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, This next presenter is the host of the

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<v Speaker 3>nationally syndicated Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we got him. I know, it's crazy. How did

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<v Speaker 2>we get him? Okay, are you sure we got him?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure. Let's go to the videotape. Here's Elvis douran

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<v Speaker 2>best New Cereal category. Okay, so it looks like we

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<v Speaker 2>didn't get Elvis. So it's going to be my Family

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<v Speaker 2>with the best News Cereal nominees. And the nominees are

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<v Speaker 2>apple Pie. It's host crunch. Yeah. Yeah, that tells like

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<v Speaker 2>a McDonald's apple pie. Holy crap, that's so good. Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>The elf on the shelf, hot cocoa cereal with marshmallows,

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<v Speaker 4>the fact that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's similar, and then I love count Chocula.

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<v Speaker 2>This cereal gets five balls. This tastes like cocoa puffs.

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<v Speaker 2>Five balls cocoa puffs.

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<v Speaker 3>With marshmallows, So I give it five balls. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>the official Hall of Fame worthy Ooh.

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<v Speaker 2>Dulce de leche toast crunch. It's been a minute since

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<v Speaker 2>I've had actual cinnamon toast crunch. But this is really delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes like buttery. I don't know how to explain that.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel that it's like buttery sweet. It's delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>Five balls.

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<v Speaker 2>There's definitely a hint of cinnamon, so it's the cinnamon

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<v Speaker 2>toast crunch base yep, with a little I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>caramel powder on that.

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<v Speaker 6>Little Debbie Cosmic brownies.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good. It's really It almost tastes like a flattened

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<v Speaker 2>cocoa puff. No, it's a different cocoa taste because it's

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<v Speaker 2>a different company. Okay, well, for me, it tastes like

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<v Speaker 2>a flattened cocoa puff.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's only because you're not very familiar with cereals. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's pretty good. And the finales the kew looggs one mmmm,

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<v Speaker 2>it's really good. My problem is I have a prior

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<v Speaker 2>roof of mouth injury from some chips the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's it's it's hurting me a little bit to eat,

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<v Speaker 2>but gets delicious. Let's go five bowls. It's a perfect cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>I might go there as well. Hold on, let me

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<v Speaker 2>just check one more time.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a little sugary, but I mean, what do you

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<v Speaker 3>expect from a small cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>And the winner is the Best New Cereal for twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one by voted by as voted by the Academy,

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<v Speaker 2>The Academy, the Academy. Yeah of cereal. Yes is apple

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<v Speaker 2>pie toast crunch?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations? What should we have some? Okay? I mean I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like, why not? Well, I mean then we have

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<v Speaker 2>to eat Wild Terra and Monster cook. We have to

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<v Speaker 2>eat every you want to eat everything again? Oh god? No, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>let's just the best new cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay, that sounds good to me, especially because it

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<v Speaker 3>is the best New Cereal winner. This one was a highlight,

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<v Speaker 3>I feel for me. I did enjoy this one a

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<v Speaker 3>lot because it tasted like an apple pie and it

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't overpowering.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember, oh my god, I put on so much

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<v Speaker 2>weight doing this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you did it from this podcast because

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<v Speaker 3>all you're eating is one spoonful unless you're doing the

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<v Speaker 3>full cups.

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<v Speaker 2>No, when it's good, I eat the whole thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I ate a lot today already. Did you see me

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<v Speaker 2>housing that safe and fair apple pie? That apple pie

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<v Speaker 2>cereal was really good. That honeycrisp apple cereal. I like

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<v Speaker 2>apple cereals. I guess yeah, I love Apple cereals. Can't

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<v Speaker 2>go wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, the jankeity marketing we have on this. Next year,

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<v Speaker 3>we'll get Mike Fleggs. You'll see next year's Spoonies. It'll

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<v Speaker 3>be televised across all networks.

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<v Speaker 2>We could have done so much more.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, We're about to go on vacation. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not I am Where you going? I mean it's oh wait,

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<v Speaker 3>technically this is the twenty seventh. It's the holidays.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you in Florida right now? No? Where are you home?

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<v Speaker 2>You're in New Jersey? Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>We usually go to Florida, but couldn't go this year.

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<v Speaker 2>All right because they're renovating the big house that you

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<v Speaker 2>live in. Yeah, the big house. Okay, Well it's smell

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<v Speaker 2>so good. Mmmm. It actually tastes like a fresh pick apple.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm not even kidding. I agree. How do

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<v Speaker 2>they do that? I don't know, General Mills, you've done

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<v Speaker 2>it again. Wow, thank you, General Mills. You know who

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<v Speaker 2>used to say that magoo mister mgoo, oh my goo,

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<v Speaker 2>you've done it again. You don't remember that, Oh a

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<v Speaker 2>mic blake. This is really good. M what's the matter?

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<v Speaker 2>What's so funny? Are you spinning cereal? She's a jangite

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<v Speaker 2>low budget nature of this whole? What can I tell you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are these microphones? What's the levels like?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>They're so low? Right? Are the good? That's you? That's me?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's you? I'm one? All right? Your too? And what's

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<v Speaker 2>this over here? Both of us? That's just what's feeding in?

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<v Speaker 2>This is really good. I agree, our best new serial winner.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta stop being you. I gotta go to the

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<v Speaker 2>holiday party and eat some more apple Pyetos crunch, very

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<v Speaker 2>very again.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the holiday season. All diets are off, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>December twenty sixth starts for me. No carbs for a month.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're gonna take a pause here in the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one Spoonies and we'll be back right after this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you didn't even leave a long enough pause there.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna know where it is, damn it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right. Well, we'll be back right after this. And

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<v Speaker 2>we're back. We're back. Welcome back to the twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 2>one Spoonies. Andrew calls it the second annual, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>just the second.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're just gonna go with the second Spoony Awards.

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<v Speaker 3>Next year will be the third. Quite frankly, this could

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<v Speaker 3>have been the third annual, but we blew it off

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<v Speaker 3>last year. We didn't blow it off. It was COVID

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<v Speaker 3>canceled liar we had off. We had the crypto dot

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<v Speaker 3>com currency arena out in La booked.

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<v Speaker 2>It was stacked. First of all, Stack Knight, You're the

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<v Speaker 2>worst can't liar ever because we were gonna do it

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<v Speaker 2>and we're like, eh, let's just not do it and

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<v Speaker 2>blame it on COVID, because everybody blames everything on COVID.

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<v Speaker 2>We couldn't do it COVID. Yeah, we could have done it.

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<v Speaker 2>We were still recording episodes. Go back and listen to

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<v Speaker 2>December of last year. We were still in the studio

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<v Speaker 2>recording episodes. But you had to go catch a flight

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<v Speaker 2>or something like that, so we couldn't do it. Remember,

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea what you're talking about. Who's our

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<v Speaker 2>next presenter, Andrew feel attacked.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, this next category our worst cereal of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>We had terrible cereals this year. You sure did.

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<v Speaker 3>And coming up to present the nominees oh from the

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<v Speaker 3>nationally syndicated Elvis dran in the Morning show. Let's welcome

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<v Speaker 3>to this stage.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, stupid thing, Daniel, welcome.

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<v Speaker 6>Worst Cereal and the nominees are Catalina Crunch, Fruity Keto

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<v Speaker 6>Friendly Cereal. Catalina Crunch was an episode two o five

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<v Speaker 6>of Crap Sandwich.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like.

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<v Speaker 5>Cherry strussel soft granola, the toasted oat bake House episode

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<v Speaker 5>what eighty seven, worst ever.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes like paint. Oh my god, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>got curious ranchid.

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<v Speaker 6>Trust berry Trust Foods episode one seventy nine. Don't trust

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<v Speaker 6>this cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what it tastes like, revetzing. You will agree.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, oh gia, bunch of cinnamon squares. Well, I can

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<v Speaker 5>tell you now I don't like that. Hospitality episode two

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<v Speaker 5>o five. Calcium is not a vitamin.

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<v Speaker 2>Eh, what the hell?

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<v Speaker 6>And protein berry burst pummins Barbera's episode one sixty three,

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<v Speaker 6>Holy onions.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the berry flavoring almost tastes oh it tasting coffee

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<v Speaker 2>grinds in the middle. That is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now.

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<v Speaker 6>That Keto crap both for that one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, these are.

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<v Speaker 4>Terrible, all of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me just get this right, hold on all right,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you, Daniell and Gandhy.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, there were many, many, many crappy cereals that we

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<v Speaker 2>vomited from in twenty twenty one, Yes, but only one

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<v Speaker 2>of them made us vomit the most. However, we must

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<v Speaker 2>give what do they call it, honorable mention? Yes, we

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<v Speaker 2>must give honorable mention to one that just didn't quite

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<v Speaker 2>slip into the twenty twenty one awards because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>everything was tabulated already. Yeah, wonder wors Cereal Academy freakin'

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<v Speaker 2>wonder works cinnamon. Where are you when it works? Please

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<v Speaker 2>take a bow? Oh here I am. This was disgusting,

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<v Speaker 2>the cereal that was disgusting. This made us vomit all

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<v Speaker 2>over the place so bad. I vividly remember that one.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's funny because Ashley, my daughter's like, can

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<v Speaker 2>you please bring it home from me? I want to

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<v Speaker 2>see if it's really that bad, because I bet I

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<v Speaker 2>would like it. I don't believe that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you ready, Andrew, the worst cereal of twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 3>one is cherry Strusel soft granola.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, don't you have like a wamp wamp? That's what

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<v Speaker 2>should be there, not cheers no ah, here we go

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<v Speaker 2>with this thing. Yeah, stupid ass soft granola cereal tasted

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<v Speaker 2>like mold and we nearly vomited from it. Yes, it

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<v Speaker 2>was horrendous.

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<v Speaker 3>The soft cherry specifically, yeah were it was such an

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<v Speaker 3>odd taste. I'm used to the freeze dried or whatever

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<v Speaker 3>it's called fruit in the cereal, which I already I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not a fan of, if you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, and I'm a huge fan of cherries of any kind,

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<v Speaker 2>but not those. Yeah, these were something was wrong with

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<v Speaker 2>the cereal. Let's play a clip. Well, can we not

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<v Speaker 2>do that? No, we can. Oh, but it would have

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<v Speaker 2>been in the package that played. Oh oh we just

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<v Speaker 2>played a clip.

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<v Speaker 3>No no, no, okay, you're not you're not understanding when the

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<v Speaker 3>nominees are being there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yea, yeah, just I'm like three minutes ago we played it. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>remember that.

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<v Speaker 3>This granola was absolutely disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't even granola. It was like broken up you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, you know what it was. It was like

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<v Speaker 2>a fruit cake that sat in the store for two years.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and then they just kind of mushed up

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<v Speaker 2>whatever they could mush and put it in a bag, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and called it granola. God damn.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is that is jankity. Yeah yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 3>discussing it almost sakes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like sand I have to say it also nominated.

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<v Speaker 2>There was the Catalina crunch, the fruit one. Yes, no,

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<v Speaker 2>that was disgusting too. Yes. Oh we're not eating it though.

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<v Speaker 2>Open what do you mean? Open? Open your mouth? I'm here, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>open your mouth. It's easier that way. Yea, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not spilling. You just put it there, eat it. Come on, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>not one at a time. You put a good handful

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<v Speaker 2>in there. Hey, come on, we have to prove that

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<v Speaker 2>this wasn't the worst Andrew h delicious right eh? Fulk good?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? Perfect?

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<v Speaker 3>Four?

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<v Speaker 2>Clear? Like what that was disgusting? I'm sorry. We just

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<v Speaker 2>needed some fill there, so I had to make you

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<v Speaker 2>eat that. That was the taste I have in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, uh it Honestly, it feels like somebody just

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<v Speaker 3>took lemon like my saw or pledge and sprayed it

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<v Speaker 3>in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>It smells like fruity pebbles. I'm here. Well, let me

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<v Speaker 2>tell you something doesn't taste like it. Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>That was disgusting and deserved to be in that category, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, we haven't done it a long time. We haven't

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<v Speaker 2>visited the serial graveyard. Like mister t back there, he's

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<v Speaker 2>been on the gravestone for quite some time.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean, if you send me the serial killer's

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<v Speaker 3>graveyard noise, otherwise I could just do the stacks.

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<v Speaker 2>I could do it myself. No, no, no, no, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have anything to I have nothing. See Okay, See

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<v Speaker 2>that was just like an observation. Yeah, things to add

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<v Speaker 2>in twenty twenty two. Yes, more serial graveyard visits because

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, they deserve the respect of visits in

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<v Speaker 2>the graveyard.

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<v Speaker 3>And as much as I wasn't a fan of it

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<v Speaker 3>at first, it is fun to go back in time

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<v Speaker 3>with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm sorry, what back in time? You like it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll admit it. Okay, Yeah, I think more nostalgia things.

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<v Speaker 3>I love when you used to do that. Hmm, used

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<v Speaker 3>to be big on that. Did I just blow a booger?

0:22:47.200 --> 0:22:49.480
<v Speaker 3>I felt something come out. Oh god, that's gonna get

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<v Speaker 3>memed and then played over and over because this is

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<v Speaker 3>the most highly.

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<v Speaker 2>Watched Ward show of the year, is it? Yeah? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I think we should move on to the grand category. Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it? Do we have some like fanfare, we have applause.

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<v Speaker 2>Do do do do do do do do do? You

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<v Speaker 2>don't have anything like that. No, you just did it

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<v Speaker 2>all right? Coming up now, Cereal of the Year. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>we get to read these, We get to read the nominees.

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<v Speaker 2>So where are they? Andrew? You threw them in the garbage?

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<v Speaker 2>I did? Oh damn it? Hold on Wednesday, this guy, Seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>this could not be a worse planned show, Like, we

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<v Speaker 2>did not give you what you deserve right now. You

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<v Speaker 2>deserve only the finest serial award show and we completely

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<v Speaker 2>what are you doing? I can't believe that you threw

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<v Speaker 2>it away? Where is everything? Are you kidding? And we

0:23:40.200 --> 0:23:43.760
<v Speaker 2>should remember what they are though? Well, then you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe we should Maybe we should pre record our package

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<v Speaker 2>of us doing it. Let's go to us. Should we

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<v Speaker 2>do that? Yeah, we're gonna go to us. Where is it? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't put in the recycle can because you don't recycle.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that is in the recycle can. It's about

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<v Speaker 2>time you recycled something. I always recycle whatever, dude, you

0:24:06.600 --> 0:24:08.760
<v Speaker 2>always throw stuff in the regular garbage. But you know

0:24:08.800 --> 0:24:11.520
<v Speaker 2>what's very disappointing. I've seen them collect the garbage here

0:24:11.680 --> 0:24:15.720
<v Speaker 2>and they put both cans in the same bin. Recycling

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<v Speaker 2>in buildings is a scam. It is on the next

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<v Speaker 2>episode of Scottie Talks. All right, Andrew, are you ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal of the Year sponsored by Wax Cabin Candle Company.

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<v Speaker 2>There've been a lot of great cereals this year. There have,

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<v Speaker 2>but these are the top five. I don't know where

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<v Speaker 2>these came from. By the way, there's one that doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>really belong on here.

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<v Speaker 3>But okay, Serial KILLERSPC dot com. You can see all

0:24:39.840 --> 0:24:42.760
<v Speaker 3>the ratings there. So unluckily newman who does all the

0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:45.360
<v Speaker 3>data in the background, tabulated it and figured it out.

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<v Speaker 3>So what you're saying is all of these cereals that

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<v Speaker 3>are nominated all have double five balls. These are all

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<v Speaker 3>legacy cereals, or out of five of these do if

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<v Speaker 3>not three out of the five, why don't they all

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<v Speaker 3>have like a four point seven or four point come

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<v Speaker 3>all of them don't have five because cause we didn't

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<v Speaker 3>give like all of them five stars.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't had five cereals in twenty twenty one that

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<v Speaker 2>we both gave five balls to.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe it. I think Scott messed up. Okay, well,

0:25:11.160 --> 0:25:15.280
<v Speaker 2>let's Father Scott other Scott, You're so focused on your

0:25:15.359 --> 0:25:18.080
<v Speaker 2>jingle jank podcast that you can't even worry about serial

0:25:18.160 --> 0:25:19.399
<v Speaker 2>killers PC dot com?

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<v Speaker 3>What's up with you that he helps us with for free?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much, Scotty.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you may start? Andrew apple Pie Toast Crunch from

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<v Speaker 2>General Mills Hall of Famer, not crazy. Wow, there's delicious.

0:25:35.359 --> 0:25:41.640
<v Speaker 2>M Hm. Coco Dino bytes from Multomeal So good. Hi's delicious.

0:25:41.680 --> 0:25:45.040
<v Speaker 2>You cannot wait to drink this milk. Five balls, yum,

0:25:45.080 --> 0:25:50.480
<v Speaker 2>five balls that shouldn't be on there? Go on, Why

0:25:50.440 --> 0:25:52.600
<v Speaker 2>shouldn't it be on there? Because that's just like that's

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, let's just rip off Coco pebbles.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, Bake Shop Bliss Monster Cookie granola from bag

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<v Speaker 3>Korean Mainlicious.

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<v Speaker 2>The delicious flavors of dark chocolate and premium nuts and sprinkles.

0:26:05.920 --> 0:26:09.000
<v Speaker 2>This granola is perfect for sprinkling over ice cream or

0:26:09.040 --> 0:26:11.480
<v Speaker 2>into a bowl of milk for a wholesome breakfast. I

0:26:11.480 --> 0:26:14.439
<v Speaker 2>would even put this in yogurt. The Elf on the shelf.

0:26:14.480 --> 0:26:18.879
<v Speaker 2>Hot Cocoa Cereal with marshmallows from Gallogs. That is so

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<v Speaker 2>freaking good. So what freaking good? Oh friggin' you said

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<v Speaker 2>freaking the first time. I just want to make sure. Okay. Cool?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>And the final one, Wild Terra from General Miles. It's

0:26:30.600 --> 0:26:34.040
<v Speaker 2>really good. Those are delicious, It's sweet. The ragin's add

0:26:34.119 --> 0:26:39.879
<v Speaker 2>nice flavor. I love it. Wow, what a night it

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<v Speaker 2>has been. Sorry, Oh my god, the fire alarm is

0:26:55.560 --> 0:27:00.399
<v Speaker 2>gonna go on. Get those out of here. You were

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<v Speaker 2>the one who did it.

0:27:01.080 --> 0:27:03.760
<v Speaker 3>I told you from the beginning. Having paper by open

0:27:03.840 --> 0:27:06.440
<v Speaker 3>fire is a bad idea.

0:27:06.560 --> 0:27:09.600
<v Speaker 2>I said it so many times. If the fire alarm

0:27:09.640 --> 0:27:11.960
<v Speaker 2>goes off, we're in big trouble. That video is gonna

0:27:11.960 --> 0:27:14.320
<v Speaker 2>make us. It's gonna be the one that makes the

0:27:14.400 --> 0:27:19.120
<v Speaker 2>video great. All right, who the fire alarm is gonna

0:27:19.119 --> 0:27:22.359
<v Speaker 2>go off? No, it's not. We're fine, all right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal of the Year and the winner, and the winner

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<v Speaker 2>is ready Andrew apple Pie toast Crush. Don't try it

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<v Speaker 2>by the fire. Blow those out. Wow. Two awards and

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<v Speaker 2>one night, General Mills apple Pie Toast Crunch. This is

0:27:46.320 --> 0:27:48.520
<v Speaker 2>a winner. If you have not tried this cereal yet,

0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:51.399
<v Speaker 2>that is why we do this podcast. Go to the

0:27:51.440 --> 0:27:53.560
<v Speaker 2>store and buy it because it's a limited edition and

0:27:53.600 --> 0:27:56.399
<v Speaker 2>it won't be around much longer apple pie toast Crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Check it out. It is that good. It really is

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<v Speaker 2>that good. I'm telling you, take like apple pie. I

0:28:02.080 --> 0:28:03.520
<v Speaker 2>don't know how else to describe it. You'd take a

0:28:03.600 --> 0:28:06.800
<v Speaker 2>McDonald's apple pie and make that a cereal and that's this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it almost even tastes like you know, some like

0:28:09.640 --> 0:28:12.679
<v Speaker 3>really good apple pies they put like the granulated sugar

0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:13.160
<v Speaker 3>on the top.

0:28:13.359 --> 0:28:16.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, like it even feels like it has that on it. Okay, nice,

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. Well, there's tons of sugar in it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no doubt about that. So thank you very much

0:28:21.680 --> 0:28:24.919
<v Speaker 2>for tuning in, watching, listening to whatever you did this

0:28:25.440 --> 0:28:27.840
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty one Spoony Awards. Let's just say, if you

0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:30.160
<v Speaker 2>watched it, you saw a piece of paper go on fire.

0:28:30.600 --> 0:28:34.000
<v Speaker 2>This episode was fire. Yeah. Do they still say that?

0:28:34.680 --> 0:28:36.360
<v Speaker 2>Can you hold this? Is there like a wamp wamp

0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:46.240
<v Speaker 2>that you're gonna play? I mean it was quite literally right, Yeah,

0:28:46.280 --> 0:28:49.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna have to play it again. I mean,

0:28:49.640 --> 0:28:51.600
<v Speaker 2>that was a big mishap that happened. What are you

0:28:51.600 --> 0:28:53.880
<v Speaker 2>gonna do? Wish we could have given you more, you

0:28:53.920 --> 0:28:56.120
<v Speaker 2>know what? It was this anti climactic. I don't think

0:28:56.160 --> 0:28:58.480
<v Speaker 2>so don't think so either. A twenty five minute award show.

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<v Speaker 2>Not bad, not bad at all. So thank you so

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<v Speaker 2>much for listening. Yes, Andrew, you're the best co host

0:29:03.720 --> 0:29:05.600
<v Speaker 2>I could ever ask for. Scott you're a great co

0:29:05.680 --> 0:29:06.680
<v Speaker 2>host too, Thank you so much.

0:29:06.760 --> 0:29:09.000
<v Speaker 3>A lot of good times, but the most important people

0:29:10.400 --> 0:29:13.240
<v Speaker 3>were our listeners. Thank you all so much for listening

0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:14.040
<v Speaker 3>to this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and please once last time, please, please, one last time.

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<v Speaker 2>thank you so much for listening. It's been a wonderful year.

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<v Speaker 3>Go out and go buy yourself some Apple pietoast crunch

0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 3>our cereal of the Year Spoony winner.

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<v Speaker 2>We will see you on wednesdayday. Yeah. Wait, wait today,

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<v Speaker 2>what days? Today? Today's the twenty seven Oh yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>we'll see on Wednesday it'll still be December. Yeah, December

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<v Speaker 2>twenty ninth. That will be then. Yep, great, there it is,

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<v Speaker 2>all right. Thank you for listening. Please follow us serial

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0:30:09.920 --> 0:30:12.520
<v Speaker 3>especially when you give us five stars, not one star, and.

0:30:12.520 --> 0:30:14.640
<v Speaker 2>Especially when you talk crap about Andrew. Are you burping?

0:30:14.680 --> 0:30:17.600
<v Speaker 2>I giggle from that you're giggling. I giggle from when

0:30:17.640 --> 0:30:19.160
<v Speaker 2>they make fun of you. Oh, I giggle when they

0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:21.640
<v Speaker 2>make fun of you. That's cool er. Thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you in the new year. Yes, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the last Serial Killers of twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Wow, what a year it's been. But Apple, Pyetos, Crunch,

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<v Speaker 3>you won congratulation, they won.

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<v Speaker 2>Two spoons, two spoonies. I did all right, this was

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<v Speaker 2>a good year. That's a side that talks. All right, Andrew,

0:30:41.760 --> 0:30:45.880
<v Speaker 2>until we see you next year, say crunch, buddy, corn Crunch,

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Sorry my limos outside, I gotta go. The word of

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<v Speaker 2>the day is lackluster.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd be the only person who does a full twenty

0:30:56.880 --> 0:30:59.120
<v Speaker 3>five minute serial award show and then walks away with

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<v Speaker 3>it going alasted.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we could have given it more, why don't

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<v Speaker 2>you be a little more positive?

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<v Speaker 6>K bye.