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Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Miller starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the a eyway. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller

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Speaker 1: and Danny Oge's Saint Patty's Day. I guess if what's

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Speaker 1: my Irish name? What would my Irish name be here

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Speaker 1: to celebrate Saint.

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Speaker 3: Patt Ben o'miller o'miller.

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Speaker 1: There you go, Ben o'miller. Boom done.

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Speaker 3: Now, screw you, Ben o'miller.

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Speaker 1: Many podcasters, Danny would say, it's a big holiday, there's

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Speaker 1: no need to do a podcast on Saint Patrick Day.

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Speaker 1: Why would you bother doing that? Who's going to be

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Speaker 1: listening to a podcast? People are drinking green beer today,

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Speaker 1: That's what They're not here for your little stupid podcast.

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Speaker 1: But no, I have faith in the podcast army that

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Speaker 1: they will download. They're listening to this right now, Danny.

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Speaker 1: They're part of this. They're part of this experience while

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Speaker 1: they're completely sauced on green beer and all the Irish food,

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Speaker 4: This makes me think of and you'll relate all the

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Speaker 4: bad live broadcasts we did in our twenties in the

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Speaker 4: early thirties for Saint Patti's Day at bars.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was an easy remote to sell. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I did many a show from bars around Los Angeles. Hey,

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Speaker 1: come out, you have a half priced beer. You know,

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Speaker 1: Saint Patty's Day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, our whole staff is here. Of course they were,

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Speaker 3: because everybody's getting sloshed exactly, exactly.

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Speaker 1: One of my favorite memories though, of Saint Patty's Day

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Speaker 1: Saint Patty's Day. They would wear green hats for Saint

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Speaker 1: so they would wear these green hats. And I remember

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Speaker 1: how important it was they pulled out the green hats.

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Speaker 1: Now these teams all do these crazy things with uniforms

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Speaker 1: and all that. The other thing I was thinking about, Danny,

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Speaker 1: this being Saint Patty's Day, It is also National Corn,

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Speaker 1: Beef and Cabbage Day, which kind of makes sense. But

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Speaker 1: there's other holidays today, Like, if you were to have

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Speaker 1: the same day of Saint Patty's. It makes no sense.

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Speaker 1: Why would you do that. That's a bad job, right,

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Speaker 1: I know what is that?

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Speaker 4: Somebody made it up and I don't even know why.

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Speaker 4: It's on that national holiday calendar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Doctor Patient Trust Day, Yeah, that's also made up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: nobody trust their doctor. And evacuation Day in Boston. So

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Speaker 1: that's the base Staters how to get out of it.

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Speaker 1: There might be another great flood of the molasses flood

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Speaker 1: gotta get out of anyway, There other holidays. But it's

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Speaker 1: mail bag time, Danny. Let's not Dealey Daly, Let's not

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Speaker 1: waste any time. The great unwashed have jammed the inbox

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Speaker 1: right there. It's all right, thank you, Ohioow. First one

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Speaker 1: is from Dale, who knows who's known as Dave. Oh wait, no,

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Speaker 1: The voting thing. Yeah, I don't know what that was about.

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Speaker 1: the link. It did say twenty twenty three. It's weird

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Speaker 1: Mike in Fullerton writes in he says, Happy Sat Patty's Day, fellas,

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Speaker 1: I hope you're wearing something green in honor of this

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Speaker 1: great holiday. Could you say something nice about Ireland's three

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Speaker 1: greatest exports, Lucky Charms, Cereal, Irish spring soap, and ferg Dog,

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Speaker 4: Fair where it used to be sit down only. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I spent more time at Disneyland, but I did

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Speaker 1: go to Knots. You know, growing up in southern California,

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Speaker 1: And they mass produced those little cookies, those like jam cookies.

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Speaker 1: Bone from Portland main Wright. Since is there any chance

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Speaker 1: about contacting Rebur. He'll text me every once in a

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Speaker 1: have some events coming up. I have to travel, so

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Speaker 1: Danny to do the podcast? What do you think he's

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Speaker 4: Well, he's union now, so you'd have to pay the

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Speaker 1: And he's a bus driver, So we have to finish

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Speaker 1: by four o'clock, right, isn't that when the bus drivers

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Speaker 1: Well it's traffic, you know, it's truck. Stan in Portland

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Speaker 1: the trade that you guys have completed of Iowa Sam

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Speaker 1: for Lorena. Were there any draft picks involved? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, This reminded me Ben of the great Mike Ditt

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Speaker 4: How many picks did he use in that massive trade

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Speaker 1: what's the guy's name running back from Texas?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Williams, Ricky will Weed Smoker.

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Speaker 5: If you have an issue with that, man, have an

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Speaker 1: your look ranch dressing cult. Okay, so I want to

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Speaker 1: hear about it. And you've made a deal with the devil, Okay.

434
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Speaker 1: You are drinking the devil's blood, is what you're doing.

435
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Speaker 1: So you have to live with that. Good luck.

436
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Speaker 4: Well, definition of a cult is a small minority of

437
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Speaker 4: people that that's you. So you're actually in the cult

438
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Speaker 4: for a hating ranch.

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Speaker 1: You've been in doctrinate. You've been brainwashed, Danny. We need

440
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Speaker 1: to deprogram you. We have to deprogram you. We must

441
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Speaker 1: do it.

442
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Speaker 3: You can dip just about every delicious food into ranch.

443
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 1: Well, you can dip into any sauce. That doesn't mean

444
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Speaker 1: it's good, No true. How about horse rat if anything, a.

445
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,719
Speaker 3: Piece of pizza into horse radish?

446
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 1: No, but you could. I'd rather do it than that.

447
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 1: How about that.

448
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Speaker 4: I'd rather pepperoni and olive pizza dip that into a

449
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Speaker 4: wonderful ranch.

450
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 3: There's nothing better.

451
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Speaker 1: There's nothing better.

452
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Speaker 3: What you what kind of what kind of terrible better?

453
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Speaker 1: You heathen?

454
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Speaker 3: Think about a really good chicken finger? You dip that

455
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Speaker 3: in a really good ranch? Heaven?

456
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Speaker 1: No, honey mustard is what you dip it in? He

457
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 1: a barbecue sauce. A barbecue sauce that's second and third

458
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Speaker 1: to ranch. Man, that is blasphemy what you were saying

459
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Speaker 1: right now, This podcast is going to be blacklisted because

460
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Speaker 1: of you. Okay, racist, You're a slimeball with it, all right?

461
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: Moving on a mass whole mickey, all right, sin, he says, guys,

462
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Speaker 1: what's one alcohol that you used to drink but cannot

463
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Speaker 1: have any more from drinking too much of it or

464
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 1: got in air quotes sick and cannot even smell anymore

465
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Speaker 1: without getting nauseous. That's from mass whole Mickey in Massachusetts.

466
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 1: He says, as soon as I crack open a bottle

467
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Speaker 1: of Southern Comfort, I'll be like this, And he's got

468
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Speaker 1: the bar like sick emoji there it would appear. He

469
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Speaker 1: also told the story here Danny. He said he wanted

470
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Speaker 1: to know if we've ever woken up during a medical procedure.

471
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Speaker 1: Says last week he had a colonoscopy and an endo

472
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Speaker 1: oscopy and woke up while they were performing the colonoscopy

473
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Speaker 1: procedure and the doctor, the doctors and nurses said it's okay,

474
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Speaker 1: we're almost done, and then he fell back asleep. But

475
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Speaker 1: he said, in reality, they just gave me more of

476
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Speaker 1: the sleeping gas.

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Speaker 7: And that's pretty terrible. That's like, yeah, that's why I

478
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Speaker 7: have a horror movie, right, And that's that's you know

479
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Speaker 7: who wants that? I mean, that's the chainsaw massacre. You're

480
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Speaker 7: getting cut open and h wow.

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Speaker 1: That's I never drank that much, so probably the wrong

482
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Speaker 1: person to answer that any any alcoholic beverage back in

483
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Speaker 1: the day, Danny, that you just can't have anymore because

484
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Speaker 1: you're too old and it'll screw.

485
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah. I went to a concert in

486
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Speaker 3: my twenties and my friend and I drank Jaeger Meister

487
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Speaker 3: mixed with Red Bull the whole time. Em to this day,

488
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Speaker 3: even if I smell Jaeger Meister, it makes me sick

489
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Speaker 3: to my stomach.

490
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Speaker 1: Get that gag reflex going a little bit.

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Speaker 4: Well, if you know Jaeger it comes in that green

492
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Speaker 4: bottle and it kind of has the smell and a

493
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Speaker 4: little bit of the taste of liquorice. Yes, yeah, imagine

494
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 4: overdosing on liquorice. That's that is what it's like, except

495
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Speaker 4: this licorice makes you puke.

496
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Speaker 1: A little much, Yeah, a little much, But thank you, masshole. Masshole.

497
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Speaker 1: Mickey's one of the last guys listening that is a

498
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Speaker 1: newspaper delivery guy. He delivers newspapers from around Boston to

499
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Speaker 1: the different grocery stores. And at one point when I

500
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Speaker 1: started doing overnights, we had i'd say sixty seventy percent

501
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,919
Speaker 1: of the audience was newspaper delivery people. But now not

502
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Speaker 1: so much. Hardly any deliver the newspaper. That's one thing

503
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Speaker 1: that has changed a lot, Harry in how.

504
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Speaker 3: They delivered Amazon.

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Speaker 1: Yes, right, yeah, Harry and West Palm Beach. Right. So

506
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Speaker 1: he says, guys, thanks for doing the pod. He says,

507
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Speaker 1: you're with me. I do my errands here on Sunday morning.

508
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: I listen to you, guys, don't most people do errands

509
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Speaker 1: on Saturday, by the way, not Sunday. I don't know.

510
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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I don't know. Anyway, it says Bernie

511
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Speaker 1: Sanders wants to change from a five day work week

512
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Speaker 1: to a four day work week without lowering pay. As

513
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Speaker 1: Ben likes to say. It says, you guys do this

514
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Speaker 1: podcast eight days a week. Would you guys support a

515
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Speaker 1: four day a week work week. Well that's a very

516
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Speaker 1: odd question, Harry to ask the Fifth Hour podcast, But

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Speaker 1: thank you for asking it.

518
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Speaker 3: I was going to say that would not work for

519
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Speaker 3: us at all.

520
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Speaker 1: No, and with all I say with all due respect,

521
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: which is equivalent of saying the word but because when

522
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 1: you say it with all due respect, whatever you're about

523
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: to say is completely going to destroy the person you're

524
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Speaker 1: going to talk about. But there is no way on

525
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Speaker 1: God's green earth that you're going to be able to

526
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Speaker 1: keep salaries the way they are, not lower pay. If

527
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Speaker 1: people are working four days a week. That's not the

528
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Speaker 1: way life works. Okay, I'm an adult, I'm a grown up.

529
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Speaker 1: I know how it works. And you can say it's

530
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Speaker 1: not right and all that chastise it. But if you

531
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Speaker 1: work less, you're going to get paid less. That's the

532
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Speaker 1: way that it goes. And I'm against this because I

533
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: feel like, right now, it's five days, and most people

534
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: don't even work five days. I've worked with people that

535
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: almost never work five days. So if you go to

536
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: four days, people are going to then work three days.

537
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: So yeah, in our business, you've got to be there.

538
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: Radio is all about audio content. You have to be there.

539
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: You have to be part of people's routines or else

540
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: out of sight, out of mind, right, Danny, we all

541
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Speaker 1: learned back in the day. Freddie from New Hampshire writes

542
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Speaker 1: in Beauty New Hampshire Awesome. I'd never been to New

543
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Speaker 1: Hampshire before last year when I went on my Northeastern

544
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: sojourn and just really impressed with New Hamper although it

545
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: was a tourist town, so ye know, it's a state.

546
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Speaker 1: But the town we went to was a tourist town anyway,

547
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 1: right off I ninety five there, Freddie says, Fellas, now,

548
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: with Iowa Sam leaving your show, you're adding another body

549
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: to your list as the Pummeler of producers. That's right,

550
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: one of my nicknames, the Pummeler of producers. And Freddie says,

551
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Speaker 1: can you name all of the board ops you've had

552
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: since you worked at a box?

553
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 3: That would be impossible.

554
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: I actually cannot. I can name the regular people. I

555
00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: let's see here, let's see if I can. Jake Warner

556
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: worked with me twice. Jerry was my engineer in the

557
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: early days before you were there.

558
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Speaker 3: Profit dude, Yeah, but this is producers, not just engineers.

559
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, produce a combination of the two.

560
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, forget about it. The board ops Jake Jerry.

561
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, who was the profit dude, Profit dude.

562
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

563
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: Probably. He was the one where we the building got

564
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: shot at while we were on the air, and he

565
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: just decided to close the blind so at least they

566
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Speaker 1: didn't know where they were aiming.

567
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Speaker 3: That was a good and whenever he messed up, he

568
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 3: blamed it on the computer, yes, which the program was

569
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 3: called profit so he just said profit, dude.

570
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Speaker 1: Yeah, And at one point I love Jerry, but we

571
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: determined that Jerry was just a spinning chair because he

572
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: had this thing where he could not just sit in

573
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Speaker 1: one place. You know, He's always had to walk around.

574
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: And part of the job when you have that job

575
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: is you got to kind of be anchored. You can't

576
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: really run around. You got to be there. And I'd

577
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: look over back sometimes. I guess I can say this

578
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: the statue of himations. But sometimes somebody would curse on

579
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: the air, and those days, the only one that could

580
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: dump it was the boardop. So somebody would say something

581
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: bad on the air, I'd look over to Jerry, you

582
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 1: know the sign. I'd give him the sign. He wasn't there.

583
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: It was his chair spinning around. I was like, all right,

584
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: well I got on the air. Uh. We had Julio

585
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Speaker 1: who was with me for a number of years in

586
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Speaker 1: the early days. Julio.

587
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Speaker 4: Yeah, he had that late night Jay Leno TV show

588
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 4: on local cable.

589
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, I love Julio and he he was there.

590
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Speaker 3: Then I'd like you to be a guest on my

591
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Speaker 3: late night.

592
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Speaker 1: Ship, that's right. And he had the he had the

593
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Speaker 1: oh is it man? I'm telling you. Uh oh, the

594
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: Cougars were in the Cougar's commercial played. He was part

595
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: of the show. Then we had Jeff Durey. I don't

596
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Speaker 1: think you know, do you know Jeff? Probably I know Jeff,

597
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: You do not Jeff. Okay, Jeff was there from Boston.

598
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to him. Martinez Artie, who

599
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: you've met.

600
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Speaker 3: Of course, he closes down your parties at your house.

601
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Speaker 1: Of course you're on the list. Roberto, and then we

602
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: have the Queen that's I don't know. And there's been

603
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: a there have been a few other ones that were

604
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: only there for a short period of time. As far

605
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: as the producers, my god, we have Felix, we got

606
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: the well, oh, I forgot the amazing Vladimir I feel

607
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: I forgot.

608
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, amazing. He's in Miami these days.

609
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: I love lave lad I wish he was not that.

610
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: I don't like any of the people I worked glad.

611
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: I just loved the vibe. He was a generate. He

612
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: was a what's the word I'm looking for, gambling, yes, yes,

613
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: and he always knew whether he went or not based

614
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: on his mood, which is a real degenerate gambler, real

615
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: degenerated gambler. So yeah, so that was kind of that's

616
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,959
Speaker 1: some of the names the producers. Felix Coop's been with

617
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: me a while. You obviously on that list. Trying to

618
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: think Burgie, Oh yeah, wrong, Button, Bob, Miranda, Marino, Bob Gara.

619
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So been a lot of names that have

620
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: passed through. That's usually what happens when you stay somewhere

621
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Speaker 1: for a while. There's people.

622
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Speaker 3: Miranda left your show and popped out like three kids.

623
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Speaker 1: I know, she became all grown up. She was, you know,

624
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: single girl at a boyfriend and now she's been married

625
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,959
Speaker 1: for years and a bunch of kids. It's also how

626
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: life works. I think it's a circle of life. I

627
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: believe that's just how like the normal ebb and flow

628
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: of life generally speaking. We'll get out on that note, Danny,

629
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Speaker 1: it's Saint Patti's day. You gonna go out bar hopping today.

630
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: I have to be on my best behavior because the

631
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: show tonights.

632
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Speaker 4: Remember the hangover where they put little Carlos in the holder?

633
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and they have them the front holder, not

634
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 4: the backpack holder for the baby, and so that way

635
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,239
Speaker 4: little Carlos can look me in the eyes as I'm

636
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 4: drinking green beer. I'll make a CoA green bottle so

637
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 4: he can feel like he's, you know, part of the festivities. Yeah,

638
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 4: we're gonna party today.

639
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: Party Hardy man. You got a party, Hardy party alright,

640
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: have a wonderful sant Patti's day, enjoy the Irish food

641
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: and everyone's Irish for a day. I'm wearing green right now,

642
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: and we'll talk to you tonight. We'll be on the radio.

643
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 3: I'm Daniel Gallagher tonight.

644
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. I'll be hanging out with you

645
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: on the radio tonight eleven o'clock in the west, two

646
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: am in the east, early Monday morning, on what will

647
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Speaker 1: be the eighteenth day of the month and baseball season

648
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: starting in a couple of days. We'll catch you then later.

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Speaker 3: Skater gotta murder. I gotta go