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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do

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Speaker 3: you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgariff, and we're talking.

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Speaker 3: To you from the home from home or homes.

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Speaker 1: The way I said it was almost like a trick,

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Speaker 1: Like I said home, like I'm from Philadelphia? Am I

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Speaker 3: You sounded like a Philadelphia version of missedoubt fire.

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Speaker 1: Though there was a boom.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I thought we'd just get in a car together.

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Speaker 3: But of course we can't. We have to follow the rules.

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Speaker 3: It would be illegal.

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Speaker 1: Well we yeah, we should follow the rules. We should

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Speaker 1: So we don't know. We don't know who has it,

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Speaker 3: The only way to not worry about it later, because

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Speaker 1: Which has gotten so exciting. I mean, it's like a

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Speaker 1: Finally I've broken you know what I mean, Like I'm

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Speaker 3: It is. It is amazing. I find it amazing that

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Speaker 1: Your scared germs are going to chase you and beat

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Speaker 3: Fly up my nose, airborne germs.

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Speaker 1: and Chris, do you want to talk about what's been

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Speaker 3: This is normal growth? This is what happens when I

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Speaker 1: It looks truly like you are in an eighties kind

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Speaker 3: There was a time where this hair said nothing but comedy,

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Speaker 1: You also look like you could be like the saxophone

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Speaker 3: I know what I look like. I'm doing this to myself.

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Speaker 1: Well unless you, and I've seen you do versions of

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Speaker 3: But you're comforted as you shoe a little animal out.

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Speaker 1: Right, You're like, no, this is this solar hexagon house

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Speaker 3: Great idea, exactly. But you can use your air conditioning.

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Speaker 1: great Stephen. Do you mind looking up their names so

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Speaker 3: Like she loved the Grassroots House. I love that house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's so many houses that they are they are

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Speaker 1: And I see Carolyn Quinton in so many of my

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Speaker 3: And when they brought it back it was just a

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Speaker 3: Quinland got her?

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Speaker 1: She got her clothes, She got her clothes, she got

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Speaker 1: and it's like, it's just people trying to keep you alive.

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00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 1: That's the only thing it is.

443
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 3: Well, then that sounds blasphemous. I'm going to church, I've

444
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 3: been I meant to google images or video of people

445
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,159
Speaker 3: in church on Easter, but I didn't. Did people go

446
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 3: to church or was that just a threat and no, no, no.

447
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 1: In some spots, people went to church in some of

448
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 1: those states where the governors were real like yeah, it's

449
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 1: no big deal and everybody's overreacting. And those are the

450
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 1: stories where like the pastor who there's a pastor who

451
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 1: spoke out about it, like first, you know, like saying,

452
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous and you can't keep but this is

453
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: religious oppression. He's died of it already. Like this story

454
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,119
Speaker 1: is like it's the great ironic, Like it just keeps

455
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,919
Speaker 1: the same thing keeps playing out in the news, people

456
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: pretending they're rebelling against something and then dying from it.

457
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I've i feel like I'm being paranoid. It's

458
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 3: so hard to compare it to anything. But I'm scared.

459
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 3: When I've been in supermarkets, I'm sweating and I'm nervous.

460
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:41,679
Speaker 3: So I've been been having groceries delivered here, totally pre

461
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 3: made boxes of you know, vegetables that I don't know

462
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 3: what to do with. I've been actually eating healthier. Oh

463
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:51,439
Speaker 3: that's good, until I did my shopping at Walgreens the

464
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 3: other day. That's that was a little dip in health.

465
00:23:54,280 --> 00:24:00,080
Speaker 3: A lot of canned but Annie's chili. Yes, but I

466
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 3: chili for two days in a row, but before that,

467
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 3: just grilling a lot of vegetables. And that I don't

468
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 3: even go out to get that anymore. You mean like

469
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,199
Speaker 3: I don't. I haven't been into grocery stores. I'm too

470
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 3: paranoid about what might fly under my mask because everyone says, yeah,

471
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,920
Speaker 3: it's it's only transferred with spit flying onto your face.

472
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 3: But who is sure. No one knows.

473
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,679
Speaker 1: I mean, no one knows anything for sure. That adds

474
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 1: to this scariness. Also, we as a society aren't used

475
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 1: to wearing masks everywhere, so that the first time I

476
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:36,439
Speaker 1: had to wear I hadn't. My sister sent me an

477
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 1: n ninety five mask that she bought like five of

478
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 1: them when the fires were happening in northern California, so

479
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 1: she had one left over, and she's like, I'll mail

480
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: it to you. And then I felt all these feelings

481
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: about you have one of the official masks, you should

482
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 1: drop it off whatever. And but that same day as

483
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,639
Speaker 1: the day I had to take George to go get her.

484
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: I told you George had to have her teeth pulled

485
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: last week in the middle of too.

486
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Okay, And then you just said teeth. I'd

487
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 3: imagined all of them like a ren and stamped cartoon.

488
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:11,719
Speaker 1: Well oh no, no, no, sorry, she had all her table

489
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,679
Speaker 1: and now she has a beautiful set of dentures, dog dentures.

490
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: No no, no, oh, can someone please make that image you?

491
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 3: No?

492
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 1: No. I took her to the vet because she kept

493
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: she was doing making a lot of sounds like she

494
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,199
Speaker 1: was trying to talk to me, and she kept laying

495
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: right next to me, and she was drooling all the time,

496
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,959
Speaker 1: and her breath was terrible. And I finally lifted up

497
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 1: her one of her lips and one of her back

498
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:40,439
Speaker 1: teeth was like, her gums looked really bad, you know,

499
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 1: ginger vitasy, And then one of her teeth looked really bad.

500
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: So I took her in and then I'm like, yeah,

501
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to pull two of her teeth. And

502
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 1: I was like, oh god, I felt so terrible, but

503
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 1: that seemed so I had to. And that was when

504
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: it was really scary, and really everyone decided everyone staying indoors, unlock.

505
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: Everyone that understands how medical experts are trying to help us.

506
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 1: Everyone's staying inside. And then it was like then I

507
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 1: had to leave, so then there was this whole going

508
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 1: to the vet. They had this whole procedure of them

509
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: coming outside, like they came to get the dog out

510
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,439
Speaker 1: of the car. I didn't ever go inside, and you

511
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: just kind of sat there and waited and whatever. So

512
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: then at one point I was like, Oh, I better

513
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,439
Speaker 1: I while I'm just sitting here, you know, kind of

514
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: out of town, not like in La Proper, I'll go

515
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: to the grocery store because they'll be less people and

516
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: there's a chance I could find toilet paper and blah

517
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: blah blah. Well, I put on this mask my sister

518
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: gave me, and I'm walking to the grocery store and

519
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: I started having a panic attack because I'd never worn

520
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: a mask like that, and I felt like, oh, I can't.

521
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: Oh this mask is preventing me from getting a full breath.

522
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,159
Speaker 1: And then I realized, no, I'm just scared because this

523
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: is fucked, Like, this is an insane situation where we

524
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: don't know what's happening, but a virus could you could

525
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: catch it just from being in public. Like the enormity

526
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: and the insanity of the whole thing kind of hit me.

527
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 1: And then I was like, really doing just a ton

528
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: of shallow breathing in the grocery store as I was

529
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 1: trying to very quickly pick up as many things. Also,

530
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: do you get this? We're like, even if I make

531
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: a list for the grocery store, once I hit the doorway,

532
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: it's like I'm on an insane game show where it's

533
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: like grab everything before you die. So it's like, even

534
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: when I know what I want to get, I just

535
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: start blinking out or going like, oh, I was going

536
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 1: to make this thing that requires these four ingredients, but

537
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: I'll get two of the ingredients. I'll be like fuck it.

538
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: Just keep going, like just do it to try to

539
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 1: do it the fastest that I can. And it's insane

540
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 1: because it's like just take the time and make sure

541
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: you get everything. But like it's I just want to

542
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: bail once I'm inside.

543
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is, but things are flying off, the people

544
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 3: are grabbing things. There is like a race to grab

545
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 3: things mm hmm. And and it makes you, like you said,

546
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 3: there's this underlying fear that we aren't addressing, and so

547
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 3: everything else is compounded. And have you gotten because you

548
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 3: have one of the ninety five masks at Judgey Looks

549
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 3: because it should be in a hospital or something, because

550
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 3: now they're saying, don't buy the masks they're available.

551
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I take that as you judge away, because

552
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: that's probably just people trying to figure out somewhere to

553
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: put their anxiety. So I don't reallyish it. If my

554
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: sister sent me the good mask, I'm keeping the fucking

555
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: good mask. They're trying to keep people from buying ten

556
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: thousand good masks and then being like, I'll charge you

557
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 1: five hundred percent more than normal. That's really what that's about.

558
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Martins Grellies of the world.

559
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: You mean, the presidents and his son in laws of

560
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: the world. Like that's really for them. What's happening. That's

561
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: what's happening. It's so crazy. The reason there isn't enough

562
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: of that equipment for medical workers is because the president

563
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: himself is keeping it so that they can somehow make

564
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: money off of, like of redistributing it. But the cool

565
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: thing is, did you hear that story about the company

566
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: three M that makes those masks and makes all kinds

567
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: of those products. They've started suing independent distributors who have

568
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: three M products and are marking them up like five

569
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: hundred percent. They're they're putting out lawsuits against those distributors

570
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: for doing that with their products. So, like there's apparently

571
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: there was an independent distributor in New Jersey that had

572
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: a shit ton of three M masks and gloves and

573
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: all the stuff that the medical workers need and he

574
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: was selling it to people for like five hundred percent

575
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: markup and they just immediately sued him. And it's like

576
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: one guy with one company. Yeah, so it's I mean

577
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: if that made me happy, because it's like there are

578
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: companies that have a sense of the like the gravity

579
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: of the situation and of what's right. They're just they're

580
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: not trying to make money off of this. They're trying

581
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:53,959
Speaker 1: to save people's lives.

582
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great.

583
00:29:55,720 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, three M. I love your tape, ye exactly.

584
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 3: I was going to mention the Scotch tape that and

585
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 3: their Scotch tape. It is the most adhesive.

586
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: And at Christmas you can see right through that shit.

587
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: It doesn't impact your wrapping. Yeah, yeah, thank.

588
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 3: You, Thriam. I'm sure they make other chemical things that

589
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 3: kill villages, but who.

590
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: Knows, Hey, we don't know that though.

591
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 3: We don't know until we know it's going to research it.

592
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: Yep, let's stay blissfully ignorant about the tape and masks

593
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: and everything.

594
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've just been I've just been wearing bandanas over

595
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 3: my face. It was so I The other day I

596
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 3: had that hat you gave me, the Orpheum theater hat

597
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 3: that looks like so cool. It's like, looks like a

598
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 3: Compton hat that that easy would wear. And then I

599
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 3: had a navy blue classic bandana, like just a crip bandana.

600
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 3: And I just walked nonchalantly into a bank with the

601
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 3: hat down and I looked in the mirror and I'm like, oh,

602
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 3: I'm and everyone around me looked like a bank rock.

603
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: Yes.

604
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 3: It was so great. And I had to say something

605
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 3: to the teller like Hi, I'm not a bank robber

606
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,719
Speaker 3: even though, and he's like, oh, look at mine. And

607
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 3: he pulled up this really sinister black one.

608
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: Like he had it. He pulled it off, but he

609
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: had it right there. Yeah.

610
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 3: He just showed me his basically sheer ski mask that

611
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 3: looked even more like a bandido. Those are the.

612
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: Ones I do love that they go all the way

613
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: down your neck and into your shirt and then you

614
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: can pull them up as high as you want. They

615
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: look like kind of socks for your face and neck.

616
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's the only it's the closest thing you

617
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 3: can have to having a beard as a girl.

618
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's your big chance if you're a girl that's

619
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: always wanted to feel beard, a beard like feeling, get

620
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: a neck mask.

621
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 3: I'm so close the itchiness. It's so realistic.

622
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: Wait, so you went to the bank during the pandem.

623
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 3: During rent time, because that's just how I pay my rent.

624
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 3: I have to deposit it into her account. But it

625
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 3: was scary to go in there. No one was in

626
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 3: there though, and they had the six foot lines like

627
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 3: everyone is doing a pretty good job. I've waited in

628
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 3: to go into grocery stores like it's a dance club. Yeah,

629
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 3: and it is comforting, but it's also just surreal.

630
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: Did you see the picture that I posted of this

631
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: Shepherd's pie that I made?

632
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 3: I did pretty good, right. Yeah. Now you don't usually cook,

633
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 3: right sometimes, No, I have.

634
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: I literally have like three recipes and if anyone wants

635
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: the shepherd's pie recipe, it's super simple. It's a pound

636
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: of hamburger and then you had a little can of

637
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: tomato paste, the small can because tomato paste is very dense.

638
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: It's not tomato sauce, tomato paste, and then you get

639
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: a can of the del Monte French cut seasoned green

640
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: beans and that's going to be most of your seasoning.

641
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: Then you brown that beef, drain off the fat. Then

642
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: when you have the cooked plain beef, you pour in

643
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: the tomato paste and you pour in that can of

644
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: French cut green beans with seasoning, and then that becomes

645
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: Then you mix that around. That becomes the meat with

646
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: the almost like its own gravy and green beans. Throw

647
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: in some if you have like onion salt or celry salt.

648
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: That's good, salted up, real good. Then you make mashed potatoes,

649
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: which is you can look that up. I'm not going

650
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: to walk you through making mashed potatoes. Rats on you.

651
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 3: I have made mashed potatoes.

652
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: They're very simple and easy. But once you make the

653
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: mashed potato, and also do yourself a favor of putting

654
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: in sour cream and put in tons of butter and

655
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: salt those things up and make them the most delicious

656
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes you've ever had, because why the fuck not.

657
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 3: That's something I've learned, Like seasoning and butter are so important,

658
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 3: they really are. Yeah, I've learned a lot just from

659
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 3: the handful of these recipes mailed to my door. You

660
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 3: need the same thing. I didn't even know that. I

661
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 3: didn't know how important olive oil and seasoning and butter

662
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 3: was to everything that you make.

663
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: Pretty much everything. Paprika comes in a lot too, which

664
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 1: is surprising. There's a couple of those seasonings that like spices.

665
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 3: Now now I know, I know to buy paprika. Yeah, it's

666
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 3: in everything you need it. And I'm starting from scratch.

667
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 3: I did not know how to cook anything, and I'm

668
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 3: kind of enjoying it.

669
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's pretty cool, like you might as well.

670
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: What I realized is all of cooking is just rehearsing,

671
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: like trying over and over and over, and it's also

672
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: setting timers and staying in the kitchen. If you have

673
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: something like cooking in a pan, I have a problem

674
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: where I walk away and then it burns. You can't

675
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: walk away.

676
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 3: That's what I've done my whole life. And it's like, oh,

677
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 3: that's why I can't make an omelet or even spaghetti

678
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 3: or rice. But if I'm standing there and I'm like,

679
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 3: don't have anything to do for the next forty five minutes,

680
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 3: but stand in my kitchen.

681
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: It's perfect for forty five days. Yes, there's no where you

682
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: have to be.

683
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 3: Just for a whole month. Man, this is going to

684
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 3: be good.

685
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: Lasagna layer five and you just make the tallest lasagna possible.

686
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 3: I am oh god that actually it's ooh a lasagna tower.

687
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god. How many layers could you get going?

688
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 3: I just visualized a hundred, But it's just the dimensions

689
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,399
Speaker 3: of a piece of lasagna. And then it goes straight

690
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 3: up to the ceiling.

691
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: Yes, like the leaning tower pizza.

692
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 3: Do it.

693
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: But then on the side you could you could, but

694
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: you could make a structure around the outside that's made

695
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: of like those really crispy breadsticks that you get at

696
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: some Italian places and use that as you're scaffolding to

697
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: go straight up.

698
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 3: Oh and make little food workers out a salary with

699
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 3: little carrot construction hats.

700
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 1: Hey speaking, Oh go ahead.

701
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 3: No, no, I were you about to talk to the

702
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 3: world of the world of miniature.

703
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: No, I was, okay, I was just going to transition

704
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 1: into how was your Easter? But that's kind of a

705
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: moot question since all of our easters were exactly the same,

706
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: and I grew.

707
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 3: Up I think when I was a kid of course

708
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 3: we died eggs, so we did that much. But I

709
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 3: didn't have Catholic or otherwise church going parents, so it

710
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 3: was it was a lot like the last fifteen easters

711
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 3: I've had. Just noticing that other people still go to church.

712
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: I should have called you and yelled. He has truly

713
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 1: risen into the phone so that you felt like you

714
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: had a church one.

715
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 3: Right, I'm pulling bread out of the oven.

716
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: He have you made? You haven't made bread?

717
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 3: No, I haven't made a bread stuff. You know, it

718
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 3: goes straight to my glutes. I've been making mostly I've

719
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 3: been eating pretty healthy. Actually, it's a lot of putting vegetables,

720
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 3: chopping them up, putting in a pan, and then stacking

721
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 3: them in the end. So I've been eating a lot

722
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 3: of piles of food.

723
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: Yes, maybe on top of some brown rice or something.

724
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, and way more garbonzo beans than I ever thought,

725
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 3: or chickpeas or whatever you want to call them. Same thing. Yeah.

726
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 3: Also stallions and onions, green onions are the same thing.

727
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 3: I'm learning a lot. Yeah, that is true about produce.

728
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,919
Speaker 1: I've got my master's degree online.

729
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:53,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that still your handle?

730
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah? Hell yeah, that's that's one of those commercials,

731
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: from of all the mamercials we talk about, from our

732
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: childhoods that are permanently burned into our brains. I feel

733
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: like I know that whole one by heart. I'm sure

734
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: we've talked this for sure, we've talked about already on

735
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: this show.

736
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh yeah. Sally Struthers being the first person

737
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 3: during a commercial that I see cry on camera. She

738
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 3: just cries. She cry talks and it works, yes.

739
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: Because she kind of talks like this, would you like

740
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: to make more money at home? Sure we all do that.

741
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: It's like, Sally, you're already breaking. You have to be

742
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: able to handle this problem so that we all can

743
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: feel like we can handle it too. Yes, I want

744
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 1: to make more money from home. Go on with what

745
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 1: you're saying. Oh, sure we all do.

746
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 3: She was just sad that she wanted to leave her home. Yeah,

747
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 3: I want to make more money at home because you

748
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 3: have no choice but to stay there. Sure we all do,

749
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 3: oh Sally? And then she went right, was on that list?

750
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: There's TVBCR repair, gun repair, childcare, gun repair. Those ones,

751
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: gun repair and childcare were right next to each other,

752
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: which I always loved this. I feel like this was

753
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: one of my first bits that I used to do,

754
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: like on the playground, you know what I mean, or

755
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: would be like you guys, gun repair and childcare.

756
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah that. My first bit was about infomercial reenactments

757
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 3: people hurting their back trying to do tasks around the house.

758
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 3: Sure ye yeah. That and my wig bit o ta

759
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 3: to the top.

760
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 1: Two rich areas. Don't you miss it? Audience?

761
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, then I just stared.

762
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: I just stared off, stared off, staring out the window.

763
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 3: I have to tell you to get You used to

764
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 3: brag about this mechanic you had, and it was while

765
00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 3: you had your Honda fit. Yes, my car of course

766
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 3: went down and tried to start it for the first

767
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 3: time in three weeks. I can't remember where I was going. Oh,

768
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 3: I was gonna go grocery shopping. I have to bite

769
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 3: the bullet. That's proof. I haven't used my car in

770
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 3: three weeks. Yeah, and it's just dead. And I had

771
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 3: my neighbor look at the battery and it works. Oh

772
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 3: so my car is I need to use your mechanics.

773
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 3: So after this, okay, I'll get you.

774
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: Like he's over those he's right in Glendale kind of

775
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: by that drive through Starbucks.

776
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 3: We want to right on San very close. Yeah, yeah,

777
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get Triple A to take it straight to him.

778
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 3: I isn't good with electrics.

779
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 1: He oh, I don't know. Wait is your car hybrid?

780
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 3: No, but it's I have an electrical problem, like all

781
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,839
Speaker 3: the lights are oh yes going off?

782
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: Yes, yes. He's good at everything. And also he's he's

783
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 1: he tries to make it so that you don't get reamed.

784
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: And I've never met a mechanic like that, where oftentimes

785
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, look, you know, this is how much

786
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: alternators cost a hundred dollars and then this is the

787
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 1: you know, this is how much like what am I

788
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 1: trying to think of? Like the actual cost of labor,

789
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 1: parts and labor, blah blah blah, that kind of stuff

790
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 1: where usually they break it down and there's kind of

791
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: nothing you can say. But he's that kind of person's like, man,

792
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: do you have two hundred and fifty dollars? Like he'll

793
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: kind of weirdly haggle with you, or at least he

794
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: did when I was so broken, truly had nothing, and

795
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: yet all four of my tires were bald on that

796
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: hand fit bad news.

797
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 3: I Yeah, I had a guy in Venice that Big Bill.

798
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 3: It was Big Bill's automotive, and he would only charge

799
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 3: me for parts. He's like, oh, it's not that hard.

800
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 3: And one time my car broke down and he drove

801
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 3: me back to it and went to my car across

802
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 3: town really and tried to work on it in front

803
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 3: of someone's house. Like are you He's treated me like

804
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,720
Speaker 3: a nephew or something.

805
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: Oh Big Bill.

806
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 3: And I know he's no longer with us because there's

807
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 3: some rich kids. They turned his shop into like an

808
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 3: industrial apartment compleat. Oh I miss big Bill. Bill. Help us, Oh,

809
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,280
Speaker 3: help us. I hope he's still with us.

810
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: I hope maybe he's like a mobile mechanic. I bet

811
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: mobile mechanics make bank.

812
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 3: He had a knack for it.

813
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,439
Speaker 1: It was his passion. Clearly, there's a couple. I've gone

814
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 1: to a couple really decent mechanics in this town, which

815
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: I never expect. I'm just always like, yep, you're going

816
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: to be dishonest, you're going to read me or whatever.

817
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,839
Speaker 1: This is going to be terrible. And more often than not,

818
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: it's people who are they're just trying to make a

819
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 1: living and they know that treating you well is how

820
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: to do it is what I find.

821
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 3: I worked on hunt. Yeah, I need to get his number.

822
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 3: I'm so excited about that because I should probably have

823
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 3: a car. Yeah, in case something comes up.

824
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: In case a new thing comes up. You know.

825
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 3: I think it's healthy. Yeah, to prepare for things to

826
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 3: suddenly be normal.

827
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a good idea. Or get way worse and

828
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: you have to drive away exactly. Either way, it's not

829
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: let's keep those wheels a moving. Yeah.

830
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. I need to be able to go grocery shopping, Yes.

831
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: For sure. I have to say my biggest regret before,

832
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: right at the beginning of this, I made it Amazon purchase,

833
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: and it was kind of like all the things I

834
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,720
Speaker 1: couldn't find at the store. And one of the things,

835
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 1: what I can't remember if I told you this already,

836
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: was those little Debbie cosmic brownies. Have you ever had those?

837
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: No?

838
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 3: A cosmic brownie?

839
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 1: No? So well I thought I was getting. I mistakenly

840
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: bought six boxes of them, is the short of it.

841
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 1: And at first I was like, this is great because

842
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,720
Speaker 1: they'll always have these. I never want to see another

843
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 1: one of these brownies again, Like I keep eating them

844
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: against my own will. They don't taste good to me anymore.

845
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: They're very plastic y, But in the beginning they were

846
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: really comforting because they're very like grammar school lunch snack

847
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: kind of feel and fare a while you don't. You

848
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: shouldn't have grammar school lunch snacks when you're trying to

849
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: like get through a day and retain your health. Cosmic

850
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 1: brownies don't come in here, dude.

851
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 3: That reminds you of a simpler a time in the past.

852
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 3: I've been watching a lot of like why would I

853
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 3: watch all three lethal weapons? It's the same as having

854
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 3: brownies that someone's mom would make. Oh and there have

855
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 3: been nights where I'm so hungry for anything and have

856
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 3: an empty fridge and I haven't touched I have your

857
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 3: kit cats. They are good. Oh good, Yeah, Canadian kit cats.

858
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 3: I've not touched them.

859
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: There's I mean those are from murder reinos from all

860
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: over this this land and the in the world next

861
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: door Canada. They mean, they gave us bags and bags

862
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 1: of those things, and people ship them to us too.

863
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: It's the greatest. Oh really, yeah, keep those for a

864
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,240
Speaker 1: special occasion because they're nuts good.

865
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 3: They're so yeah. Yeah, I'm the I There was some

866
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 3: macha Canada always has like a little twist on a

867
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 3: Canada candy. We all know, like the Reese's Peanut butter

868
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 3: cup that I ate once they had jelly in it.

869
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 3: There's like a little twist. But the macha it wasn't terrible,

870
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 3: but I'm not a big macha Macha man.

871
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:15,800
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry, you're not sorry.

872
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 3: I don't even know what macha is. It's a tea

873
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 3: yeah right, yeah, so I ate the tea kit cat. No,

874
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 3: it's up there with the like in Canada they have

875
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 3: ketchup chips. You know, there's some stuff that is It's

876
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 3: just not for our America palate.

877
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: Our highly refined American cosmic brownie palette. Yeah, I don't

878
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: anything because I think those macha ones are kind of

879
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: white chocolate based, aren't they. Like it's it's not regular chocolate, right,

880
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: it's white chocolate.

881
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 3: And understood white chocolate. It's the worst, like the same

882
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 3: amount of calories, but it's just sugar flavored, like milk sugar,

883
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 3: I don't know, milky sugar milk no, no, no, or

884
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 3: sugar milk elk. Keep it the way you slice it.

885
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: I don't want it sliced.

886
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 3: I don't want it poured. I don't want it in

887
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 3: my mouth.

888
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: Keep the cacao in there. There's no reason to take

889
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: anything else cackow. And also things that are flavored, tea flavored.

890
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 1: There's you know, like those fancy ice cream stores always

891
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: do that, like a salt and straw where they're like,

892
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,760
Speaker 1: it's your macha, you know, when they try to combine

893
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,760
Speaker 1: three fascinating flavors. It's like cream, cheese, macha and gravel,

894
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: and you're just like, I know, no one wants this.

895
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 1: Just give me chocolate with peanut butter in it. That's

896
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: all anyone wants there.

897
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,280
Speaker 3: I am a texture guy. I have I've been okay,

898
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 3: there's a liquor store down here. I've been really good.

899
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 3: I haven't had a drink in two and a half weeks.

900
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 3: There's no reason to now, so I feel great. But

901
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 3: I do go to the liquor store to buy Snickers

902
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 3: ice cream bars. Sure, And I think the reason I

903
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 3: like them so much is that there is not gravel

904
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 3: in them but peanuts. That texture thing. Yes, I'm a

905
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 3: big nut and chocolate together guy.

906
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: They work. It works.

907
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 3: It does work. It's a classic, and I'm going to

908
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 3: keep falling back on it when my move when my

909
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 3: when my stories don't work.

910
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,399
Speaker 1: The much like when they start. Somebody discovered that sea

911
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: salt and caramel was such a good combination, and it

912
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: really is.

913
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would not You could describe that to me,

914
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 3: and I wouldn't. I wouldn't be on board. But yes,

915
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 3: it works.

916
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, irl totally works.

917
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 3: Yeah. All you have to do is tap into several

918
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 3: quadrants of your tongue and that's a recipe for joy.

919
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: And if you can't tap into all four quadrants of

920
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: your tongue, you have coronavirus.

921
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 3: Right right in your mouth.

922
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 1: Did you hear that that one of the early signs

923
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 1: is you stop being able to smell and taste.

924
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 3: Yes, and so like when it rains, I have allergies

925
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 3: for some reason. And even though I know it's my

926
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 3: nose being plugged up, when I can't smell, I'm like,

927
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 3: I got it. Yeah, yeah, and I have a fever.

928
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 3: And then I checked the thermostat and it's explained that

929
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 3: I have it all the way up.

930
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 1: I did that two mornings ago, woke up boiling hot,

931
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 1: went and got my baby thermometer that I bought right

932
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: before the quarantine started, Thank god. And have you done that?

933
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: Where you have the digital thermometer that you watch as

934
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: it's in your mouth. You watch the numbers go up.

935
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: It's a very singular experience watching the numbers go up

936
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: and being like, don't go any higher, okay, And it

937
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 1: went and normally my temperature is ninety six point seven.

938
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 1: That's that's where it always stops.

939
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 3: And know your normal temperature.

940
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: Well, just only because that's what this thing always tells me,

941
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 1: is that's my temperature. And I know ninety eight point

942
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,280
Speaker 1: six is the standard, and.

943
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 3: Then boy bands too.

944
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 1: But then they say one hundred and three is when

945
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 1: you're like in the bread zone and you're so. But anyway,

946
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: when I got up the other morning and I was

947
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: really hot, I was like, shit, I have to take

948
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 1: my temperature. And then I just watched, like with crossed

949
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,439
Speaker 1: eyes like a cartoon, watched the little readout cause it's

950
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: like ticking up, and it stopped exactly at ninety eight

951
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: point six, and it was like, wow, the hugest relief

952
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: higher than normal, but still normal.

953
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

954
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. And I was pretty disappointed when I went to

955
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 3: buy a thermometer at the beginning of this thing and

956
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 3: that those had been stockpiled just like toilet paper. Yeah,

957
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 3: do you guys still have your toilet paper?

958
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: I mine still hasn't run out yet.

959
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I barely dented the stack.

960
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I well, because I was I think I

961
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 1: had like I had just run out when we bought

962
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: that toilet paper. I find the toilet paper we bought,

963
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: and I can't remember if we've talked about this already.

964
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: It's very loosely connected to the cardboard role on the inside,

965
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: which is uncomfortable.

966
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that? It's like a Chinese toy yoga.

967
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 3: It's like a paper thing and you used to swing it.

968
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 3: If you put your fingers in the toilet paper roll

969
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 3: and go like that, it will just fly. Yes, it's

970
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 3: very loosely.

971
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 1: Bound, which it doesn't matter, I guess, but I guess not.

972
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: It doesn't impact anything important. But it's still not comfortable.

973
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 3: Yeah. When I have my rules for toilet paper, which

974
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 3: I've never written down, but I being tightly tightly wound

975
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 3: is not has never been one.

976
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: No, My Rules for toilet paper is one of my

977
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 1: favorite rom coms of all time. My ten Rules for

978
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 1: Hating toilet paper about you? But I just found did

979
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: I tell you so? The day? It wasn't the day

980
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: that I was I had the panic attack because it

981
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 1: was so it was like two weeks later when I

982
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: calmed it all down, So it was actually kind of recently.

983
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: I went to Smart and Final and it was like

984
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: eight in the morning, and they had thirty two packs

985
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: of toilet paper stacked up, like three on each other,

986
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: all the way down the paper aisle. It was like

987
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 1: a beautiful it was a parade of toilet paper, and

988
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: I grabbed one of those things so fast. I was

989
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: just like, oh my god. So it's not there's not

990
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: a shortage. It's just at certain places. I think if

991
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: there's like too many people in the area, or if

992
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: there's greedy people in the area, you won't be able

993
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: to find it. But if you go early to certain stores,

994
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:35,280
Speaker 1: it's you know, they put it out in the morning.

995
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, the only shortage was the amount of place as

996
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,359
Speaker 3: I was willing to search for it. I'd go to

997
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 3: one place and be like, well, I guess it's all gone. Yeah,

998
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,839
Speaker 3: But then we found it while podcasting. That was great.

999
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 3: That was such a wonderful moment.

1000
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 1: Oh, such a relief in such troubling times.

1001
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 3: And the rain isn't helping. It's like not that I

1002
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:01,240
Speaker 3: had plans, but you really feel like in when also

1003
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 3: it's just pouring rain out.

1004
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know the rain is helping me. It

1005
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: feels like it's one additional reason to stay inside, so

1006
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem I feel like when it gets hot

1007
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: or sunny, then people are going to start feeling crazy.

1008
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's no it is. Yeah, I felt that way.

1009
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 3: It was nice the other day and I started to

1010
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 3: get antsy. Yeah, I bet. And then amazingly, while it's

1011
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 3: raining at night, I still use the sounds of falling

1012
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 3: rain and thunderstorms to fall asleep too, So I'm doubling up.

1013
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 3: Oh good, the real things in the background, but I

1014
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 3: turn up the artificial rain because then I really get

1015
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 3: deep rem.

1016
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: When you're asleep for four days, what what happens?

1017
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 3: I have? It's that's the other me being a hypochondriac.

1018
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 3: I've been sleeping for at least ten hours a night.

1019
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 3: That's good, I guess. I don't know. It's not how

1020
00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 3: you become successful. Well, I think it's how you.

1021
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: I think you can get off the hamster wheel for

1022
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: this pandemic. There's no one's becoming successful during this pandemic.

1023
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 3: And that's what is comforting to me. It's weird. I

1024
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 3: don't know if that's healthy. The race is at a

1025
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 3: standstill and it's comforting, I know, and I'm not making

1026
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,879
Speaker 3: light of it that terrible things are happening and people

1027
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 3: are dying and I think about that all the time,

1028
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 3: but personally I'm dealing with this everything at a standstill.

1029
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 3: It's somehow comforting for me. Yeah, I guess I am

1030
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 3: competitive well, but also no one else is getting theirs,

1031
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 3: so it's okay that I'm.

1032
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: Not you know what I mean, Yes, yes, it's not.

1033
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: First of all, you moved to Los Angeles to compete,

1034
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: because that's what all show business is, so that's having

1035
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: competitive feelings is completely normal and healthy. And then something

1036
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: like this, like I'll be honest, you know, Stephen has

1037
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: has been there for the day to day of the

1038
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: complete insanity of my working life for the past four years,

1039
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: where it truly is just one goddamn thing after another

1040
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: every day, all day, every day of the week, and

1041
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: all this there, all these ideas are said. With what

1042
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: you just said, this is one of the scariest things

1043
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 1: I've ever seen, and it's one of the most horrifying

1044
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: things that's happened to America ever, especially with these people

1045
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: who won't listen and won't fucking just stay inside and

1046
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 1: shut their mouths and stop acting like they know everything

1047
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: that It's like other people are just as scary or whatever.

1048
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 1: But just the idea that people are dropping dead, young people,

1049
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 1: you know, people who are trying to help whatever all horrifying.

1050
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: But the idea of something happening where everything stops is

1051
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 1: so comforting to me and brings me relief on levels

1052
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:59,959
Speaker 1: that I'm just discovering every single day because I keep normal.

1053
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: And four years straight, I've had this list of like

1054
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: I have to take care of this thing, I have

1055
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: to give this answer, I have to figure out this problem,

1056
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 1: I have to solve this problem, like and the list

1057
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 1: is fifty items long. I don't have a list anymore. So, Like,

1058
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: something came up the other day and I was talking

1059
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: to one of my agents about it, and I was

1060
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: just like, I'd be mad except for that nothing matters.

1061
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: So I'm not even slightly bothered by this because what

1062
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: is any of what are any of us supposed to do? Like,

1063
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 1: what is anyone supposed to do in a scenario like this?

1064
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like it is comforting almost. I have books

1065
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 3: right there. I haven't cracked one of them.

1066
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: I wonder why you turned and dramatically stared off into the.

1067
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 3: Distance so many pages.

1068
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: It was like, I guess I should be reading more.

1069
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 3: But everyone dramatic stare. I'm impressed, and I, first of all,

1070
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 3: I'm it's reassuring that I'm I feel pretty happy, I'm

1071
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 3: on and everything. But I've been having fun and I

1072
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 3: didn't know. If someone said, hey, you have to lock

1073
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 3: yourself in your house for an undetermined amount of time,

1074
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 3: I would think i'd go crazy, and I'm not no

1075
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 3: going crazy, no, no, And if someone told me you're

1076
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,319
Speaker 3: going to go crazy, I'd be like, ah, you're probably right,

1077
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 3: but I'm not. I'm kind of laughing and having fun. Right,

1078
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 3: So then I think I'm crazy because it's like, wait,

1079
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 3: do I not need people of nurse? I do?

1080
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: Well, you kind of don't go because you're a stand

1081
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 1: up comic, and we're the kind of people that early

1082
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 1: on we're like, oh, other people aren't all that reliable

1083
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 1: and hurt my feelings. I'm going to do this by myself.

1084
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: So we kind of are in a unique advantage position

1085
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:49,280
Speaker 1: of having practiced this lots for a lot of our lives.

1086
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: I don't feel very dependent on although I have to

1087
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 1: say my friends and I did house party that app

1088
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 1: where everyone, oh my god, I've been doing We were like,

1089
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,280
Speaker 1: we were laughing and it was just we were playing

1090
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 1: like a pictionary kind of drawing guessing game. I was

1091
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,919
Speaker 1: laughing like it was my eighth birthday. I was like, oh,

1092
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,320
Speaker 1: I haven't had this much fun in a long time.

1093
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: So I mean I need people.

1094
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been doing that with my up to twelve

1095
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 3: people childhood friends, and afterwards I'm high for hours. It's like, Okay,

1096
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 3: I do need human interaction, and I'm more focused on

1097
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 3: it now and talking to my family more than ever.

1098
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,439
Speaker 3: Of course, I think a lot of people are that way.

1099
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 3: You're trying to connect with people well, and it's a

1100
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 3: kind of going into it still.

1101
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: Well, it's embarrassing to need people, yeah, but I mean

1102
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 1: it's like, but everyone's in the same position. So you know,

1103
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: like I have a group of friends and we do

1104
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: game night like once a month, and we decided to

1105
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: do a game night on house party, which at first

1106
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: I was like, this is dorky and lame and embarrassing,

1107
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 1: and then the second it started, it was the funniest,

1108
00:57:55,040 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: most like helpful, you know, kind of enriching in a

1109
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: way experience that I would like. When we were all done,

1110
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, yeah, that's maybe I'm too

1111
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: good at being by myself. Because now that everyone's like

1112
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 1: call me, text me, like let's all reach out, it's like, oh, yeah,

1113
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: that's right, you're supposed to You're supposed to do this

1114
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 1: and let it make you feel better.

1115
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 3: I'm the same way. I'm hesitant to do it, but

1116
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 3: every time I'm glad I did. Yeah, it's been nice.

1117
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: I also sometimes will just call someone on the phone

1118
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,439
Speaker 1: in the morning where I'm like, I don't care, I'm

1119
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 1: just gonna like if. My friend Elson, very early on

1120
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: texted me and it was like like the second morning

1121
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 1: of the quarantine texted me, like and I hadn't seen

1122
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 1: her in a while because we used to work on

1123
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: a show together, and she texted me and I just

1124
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 1: called her back because I was like, why are you

1125
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 1: texting me? You might as well just call me, Like

1126
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: what totally, what's the point.

1127
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 3: I've been scared to talk on the phone for years.

1128
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,919
Speaker 3: I really don't talk on the phone much, and I've

1129
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 3: been really enjoying it so hopefully when this is all over, Yeah,

1130
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 3: I'll be cleaner. I don't think that's gonna shake. You'll

1131
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 3: have more doile pH, and I'm going to start calling

1132
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 3: people more from when things are normal. That's my resolution. Good,

1133
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 3: that's good by midyear resolution.

1134
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 1: It's good for you in ways like I should say

1135
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 1: for me, it's good for me in ways that I

1136
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 1: don't normally value, but I'm being forced to value because

1137
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 1: there's nothing else. So it's like, yes, I can watch

1138
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 1: another series on Netflix right now, or I can, you know,

1139
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 1: call this person that I like.

1140
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 3: My TV party has been so fulfilling. I've really been

1141
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 3: enjoying it.

1142
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 1: What's your TV party?

1143
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 3: Oh? Just how many movies and series I'm cramming? Oh yeah, yeah,

1144
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:51,439
Speaker 3: what you go thinking of them at all times because

1145
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 3: I've been watching something.

1146
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 1: I'm looking at those books. They're not going to help you.

1147
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 3: No, I'm looking at what I'm watching now. I mean,

1148
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 3: when else would I watch the movie Dodgeball. Oh that

1149
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 3: is riddled with offensive jokes, but I'm just watching it

1150
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 3: like to pick up on the mistakes they made. Becoming

1151
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 3: It's like, yes, you can't say that. Even in two

1152
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 3: thousand and three, when this was made. I'm watching a

1153
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 3: lot of bad stuff on purpose and enjoying it, stuff

1154
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 3: I didn't have time for in the past.

1155
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: You know, you know what movie my sister would recommend

1156
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 1: if she was here with us right now, which she

1157
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: never would be. But she loves the movie euro Trip.

1158
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 1: Have you ever watched that movie?

1159
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 3: No, it's like a national lampoon's euro Tip.

1160
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think it's a no. It's

1161
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: not a no no no, not the not that that's

1162
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: European vacation. Eurotrip is like a way. It's like a

1163
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: fifth generation away American pie from the producers of kind

1164
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 1: of thing.

1165
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and right.

1166
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 1: My sister's told me so many times, please just watch it.

1167
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 1: It's really funny, and I'm just like, what are you

1168
01:00:59,160 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 1: talking about?

1169
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 3: So I might watch it.

1170
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 1: You just reminded me.

1171
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 3: Right when we're done, I'll watch it.

1172
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, you watch and I'll watch it and we'll

1173
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 1: decide how crazy my sister.

1174
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 3: Is when I go. Because there are some restaurants in

1175
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 3: my area that you can call them and then go

1176
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 3: pick up food or they slide it, kick it over

1177
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 3: to you write it up. I'm worried for them because

1178
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 3: anyone could be robbed. There's no employees. I feel like

1179
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 3: crime isn't happening. Are you keeping track of that since

1180
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 3: you have a murder podcast.

1181
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,480
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to ask me if I'm

1182
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: doing crimes. I'm doing less crimes than normal.

1183
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:40,160
Speaker 3: Not how many do you knock over the same amount

1184
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 3: of stores that you used to?

1185
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 1: I just lightly shoplift.

1186
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 3: I feel like even murderers are like, yeah, normally i'd

1187
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 3: be outstabbing people, but you know, quarantine. Everyone's following the

1188
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 3: rules they are. I feel like as a result, bad

1189
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 3: things aren't happening, not just environmentally, but even bad people

1190
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 3: are even like the people in my neighborhood that have

1191
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 3: mental issues and don't have anywhere to live, which always

1192
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 3: makes me sad. They're wearing masks as a screen. Yes, yes,

1193
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 3: at fire height.

1194
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:15,920
Speaker 1: Everybody wants to stay alive.

1195
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:20,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, and for some reason that is comforting to me. Yeah,

1196
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 3: you're not. It's not showcased, ever, everyone does want to

1197
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 3: be alive.

1198
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 1: It's true.

1199
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 3: Everyone has criminals are staying at home. Maybe I'll just

1200
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:34,440
Speaker 3: find myself this week. I don't need to kill anyone.

1201
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I don't know. Maybe I maybe my serial

1202
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 1: killing ways need to end. And I need to start

1203
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 1: writing the Great American novel.

1204
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 3: Even as a kid. Yeah, they're picking up that trombone.

1205
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 1: Doing those war colors.

1206
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 3: I don't know why. I think I'm into murder, just

1207
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 3: like in my own way, I've always been. I always

1208
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 3: thought about murderers going to a store and trying on

1209
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 3: shoes and walking around and having someone to pinch and

1210
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 3: see where the toe is. But later on they're going

1211
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 3: to be doing heinous things. Yeah, they're doing a normal

1212
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 3: I always thought about that when I was a kid.

1213
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 3: Murderers buying shoes and trying them on.

1214
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing like a person, Well right, the

1215
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 1: when they wear a perfect mask, a perfect skies of

1216
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 1: being normal, and then like what and then they're then

1217
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 1: they start doing their thing and all of a sudden

1218
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,440
Speaker 1: they're just like the devil incarnate. That's what's fascinating about.

1219
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's companies of killers.

1220
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does it bring you great comfort?

1221
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 3: It does? It is? Yeah, I don't I think my

1222
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 3: point was weird, but I did always wonder what because

1223
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 3: you would You don't have a lot in common with

1224
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 3: those types of people, except everyone goes and buys shoes.

1225
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 3: I guess that's what I'm saying true, true, and everyone's

1226
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 3: worried about masks right.

1227
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 1: In in a pandemic, everyone wants to stay alive because

1228
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: even if you're a total psychopath and you're completely disconnected

1229
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: from all feeling and whatever, you still want to continue

1230
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: to live. So it's self interest that which is what

1231
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,480
Speaker 1: the ironic part of those people who I watched a

1232
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 1: video today, which is what makes me mad. Somebody retweeted

1233
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,240
Speaker 1: on Twitter of like these people like they had a

1234
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 1: small group of protesters trying to get like a kind

1235
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: of like a walking parade going. I think it was

1236
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 1: in Seattle or somewhere like that, and the person talking

1237
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 1: was just like, we're not going to let the government

1238
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,080
Speaker 1: tell us what to do, Like they thought they were

1239
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 1: so fucking smart. And it's like, how come you how

1240
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 1: come you don't aren't so scared to die that this

1241
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:49,160
Speaker 1: is what you're doing? How is this possible?

1242
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,160
Speaker 3: Or you just don't don't believe that they that think

1243
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 3: it's a paranoia and fake news and everything that that

1244
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:59,200
Speaker 3: it's that bad, that the numbers aren't real, they're just

1245
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 3: ignoring or the not watching that news. I always wonder

1246
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 3: what people are thinking they aren't watching the same news yeah, true,

1247
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,000
Speaker 3: or they're not watching any I guess.

1248
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,720
Speaker 1: Right, they're just they just got kind of like the

1249
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 1: general idea of say say fuck you to the man

1250
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 1: and the lib lib tards can't keep you at home

1251
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,440
Speaker 1: or whatever weird thing where it's just like and in

1252
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 1: two weeks we're in here about you being dead, Like

1253
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:22,480
Speaker 1: this is the way to keep.

1254
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:25,080
Speaker 3: Saying any proof. I haven't heard any proof on my

1255
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 3: ham radio. Look, that's all they're they're just not watching.

1256
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 1: Or in my uh my newsletter.

1257
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, pamphlets. Oh, I have so many pamphlets to

1258
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 3: go through.

1259
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 1: Oh, wipe them all down first, please.

1260
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:43,640
Speaker 3: Oh I oh, I have been I when I do

1261
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 3: get groceries, even when hand delivered, I've been springing them

1262
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:49,040
Speaker 3: with bleach. I've really done a good job. Could be

1263
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:53,919
Speaker 3: so proud of me. Bleach just on the packaging, right right, okay,

1264
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:55,600
Speaker 3: just a mist of watery bleach?

1265
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 1: Oh good, okay, all right, that's yeah, I'm thinking not

1266
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 1: straight up not okay, good good.

1267
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 3: I'm hardly ingesting and just trace amounts.

1268
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 1: Of bleach, hardly at all.

1269
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 3: This was every time someone's in one of these zoom things.

1270
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 3: Did you watch Saturday Night Live to it for some

1271
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:22,120
Speaker 3: reason was very really good to me. For that same reason,

1272
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 3: they're in the same position as us. All of the

1273
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:28,840
Speaker 3: sketches were them writing an idea cast member and performing

1274
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:31,920
Speaker 3: it in their living room with no laughs, so it

1275
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,320
Speaker 3: just becomes a video that you're watching. And they did

1276
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 3: a lot of zoom and skype meeting type sketches, and

1277
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 3: I laughed through the whole thing. I also cry constantly,

1278
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:47,160
Speaker 3: So I'm an easy I'm an easy target. But they

1279
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 3: did a really good job, I think, And I can't

1280
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:50,800
Speaker 3: remember why I'm mentioning that.

1281
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 1: Just hooray for them to positive feelings, just like.

1282
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 3: I just enjoyed it.

1283
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 1: They yeah, we all got to see Tom Hanks's kitchen.

1284
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 3: That was cool. Yeah, yeah, so that that episode I enjoyed.

1285
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: I didn't. I people retweet little pieces and that's I

1286
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 1: see things on Twitter and then go not for me.

1287
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:11,600
Speaker 1: I support.

1288
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:14,120
Speaker 3: I got on Hulu and committed to a whole episode,

1289
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 3: and I haven't watched Snell for a lot of years,

1290
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 3: and it made me laugh. You know, I had a

1291
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 3: reason that I brought that up. Okay, and it'll come

1292
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 3: to me.

1293
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:25,520
Speaker 1: Oh, I see. It just made me think of your

1294
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 1: We just came full circle with the wigs where that

1295
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 1: was there was some clip that people were retweeting or

1296
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 1: at least a piece of it, and there was I

1297
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,320
Speaker 1: just saw there were too many. There's too much wig

1298
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,360
Speaker 1: work where I was just like it was like somebody

1299
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:43,720
Speaker 1: in their normal shirt, but then like a kookie wig

1300
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 1: where I was like, this is I have a stomach

1301
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 1: ache immediately, this is every horrible audition I've ever been

1302
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:49,320
Speaker 1: to is not for me.

1303
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:52,240
Speaker 3: You're right, and I have that wig phobia myself. It's

1304
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 3: just but it turns out every once in a while

1305
01:07:57,080 --> 01:08:01,000
Speaker 3: it lets you know that someone's pretending to be a character. Sure,

1306
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 3: it's just an indicator.

1307
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it reminds you you're not just watching someone

1308
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 1: like a pervert in their house like you, someone you

1309
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 1: somehow tapped in and hidden a camera inside.

1310
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 3: They're home home. There you are with that Philly accent again.

1311
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 1: All right, well.

1312
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:23,040
Speaker 3: You've been listening. Do you need a ride? E yn

1313
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 3: r Hong Kong? Are you leaving?

1314
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:30,880
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

1315
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:32,840
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be.

1316
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give

1317
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:44,400
Speaker 2: us time and they turminal engage. We want to send

1318
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:49,639
Speaker 2: you off inside. We want to welcome you back home.

1319
01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:52,840
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

1320
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,759
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

1321
01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:57,320
Speaker 2: Malcorn?

1322
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:16,639
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1323
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:20,519
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1324
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:24,960
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1325
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,519
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1326
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 3: Do you need with Karen and Chris?

1327
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 1: Although Chris has so much more volume in his hair

1328
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 1: than me, I'm jealous.

1329
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:44,639
Speaker 3: It is.

1330
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:53,839
Speaker 1: Please record this, even recording. What a reveal, What a reveal,