1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:04,120 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's almost signed for your dirty 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: little secret. Remember text in four one O six one. 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,440 Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, it could be 4 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:10,879 Speaker 1: a big secret, any size secret. You can say anything 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 1: you want on the show, and we always keep everybody anonymous, 6 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: so nobody will even know who you are. We don't 7 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. That's why everybody who 8 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 1: calls in to tell us a dirty little secret gets 9 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,960 Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname and on the phone right now 10 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret is I don't 11 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: have any name off top my head. Anybody have one 12 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 1: that they would like to go with? How about the 13 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 1: Queen the Queen? We share a birthday the Queen and I, 14 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 1: Oh hello Queen, Hello Queen, how adorable? Hello? So you 15 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,600 Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret. I'm sure you have a 16 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 1: lot easily that you don't like Megan Malcole because we 17 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 1: all know that. Yeah, no, I like Megan Marcole. But 18 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: if you're the Queen, you don't. Yeah, yeah, wow, that's 19 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 1: a lot of responsibility. Shared birthday. Well, what's your dirty 20 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 1: little secret secret you want? It's a secret. Okay, only 21 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 1: a few of my friends know, My doctors know, people 22 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 1: who's like, you know, gotten naked with me now, but 23 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 1: my mom doesn't know anything about it. She's the main 24 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 1: one I keep the secret from. Okay, okay, So in 25 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: high school she was really really strict with me, and 26 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: when I was fifteen, I snuck out and I lied 27 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: about my age and I got a tattoo on my 28 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:43,040 Speaker 1: left butt cheek. Yeah, and it's it's a it's a 29 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: the meme of a guy holding a sign. Do you 30 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? Yes? Yes, what the guy 31 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: holding the sign? Up signed guy? And you can change it. 32 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 1: You can change to say whatever you want. Really, yeah, 33 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh okay, So what did you get though? Um? 34 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: It just starts what mother doesn't know? One hurt her? 35 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that says that right on your butt cheek. Yeah, okay, 36 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: that's better than what I thought, because when you said 37 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,359 Speaker 1: only only people who have been naked with you know 38 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,079 Speaker 1: what you have. I assumed it was like a fungal 39 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 1: infection or you know something. I was thinking. I was like, oh, okay, 40 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 1: here we go. No, I'm SDD free. Currently, what's the 41 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 1: reaction when people see your butt cheek tattoo? Is it 42 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 1: a pleasant surprise? I mean, I think they expected to have, 43 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: Like I really you know, people usually have like really 44 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,240 Speaker 1: deep meanings for their tattoos, but mine's like pretty straightforward, 45 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: so nice. They're usually like, oh, okay, like that makes sense. 46 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,080 Speaker 1: Well you sound a little bit older. Now do you 47 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: think you'll ever tell your mother? I mean, I don't 48 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 1: do why I would have to. Yeah, sounds like a 49 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: mom that would not want to know. It would be 50 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 1: kind of weird if she did want to know about 51 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: your butt cheek tattoo anyway. I mean like she wouldn't care. 52 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: She think it's funny humor. Hello, Then some some moms 53 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,120 Speaker 1: would be very angry about that, probably even though you're 54 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: grown adult and you can tattoo whatever you want on 55 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: your butt, right, Yeah, I don't think she'd be happy 56 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: about it. All right, Well, thank you for telling us 57 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: your dirty little secret, Queen of England. You're welcome. Nice 58 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 1: to know that the Queen of England has a butt 59 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,360 Speaker 1: cheek tattoo. If you get a tattoo when you're a 60 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 1: teenager in high school, it's usually a terrible idea. Oh 61 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: you're genuinely gonna regret it. Yeah, that's why I have 62 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 1: Marvin the Martian on my shoulder. Place, Marvin the marsh 63 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 1: Marvin the Marshan, Yeah, if anybody's gonna get a tattoo, 64 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: I'm I'm always think like, okay, wait about five years, 65 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: and by that time you'll have it dialed in on 66 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,679 Speaker 1: what you actually want to put on your body. Because 67 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: I started getting tatoos at sixteen, and I've put a 68 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: bunch of weird stuff on my body. I've had to 69 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 1: cover some of them up. I'm much like it's wait, 70 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: wait about five years. That sound advice as well, because 71 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: you know that, well, you guys know that I've removed 72 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 1: some tattoos. I've had some experiences in the past. So 73 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 1: I've also got some Chinese lettering on my stomach, though 74 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 1: I'm not sure exactly what it says, but I think 75 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: it says in the strength. Yeah, I used to have 76 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: that on my forearm, really Chinese lettering. Yeah what did 77 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 1: it say? It was power, money, respect or something like that. 78 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 1: You're like, scafface. I know. But my group of friends 79 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 1: in high school got one tattoo, and I'm so glad 80 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: I didn't get it. I was gonna get it, though, 81 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: but I wasn't with them on the day they all 82 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: went to go get it. It's a dog print on 83 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: your on your shoulder, like you're not in your shoulder blade, 84 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: but like on the end of your shoulder. Like it 85 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,719 Speaker 1: looks cool the way the print I'll pop print yeah, 86 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,920 Speaker 1: but in the like the little circles for the I 87 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,599 Speaker 1: would say knuckles. They're not toast, yeah, the toast or dogs. 88 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 1: It says money over. I'm so glad I didn't get that. Wow, 89 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,720 Speaker 1: that was the Math Club. Yeah, text in four one 90 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: six one what is your bad tattoo? And text in 91 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: four or six one if you had a little secret. 92 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: It said, what's your dirty little secret.