WEBVTT - I Really Hate to Swallow—Do I Have to? feat. Langston Kerman

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<v Speaker 1>Heybody, Oh my goodness, what's up? Everybody?

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to adult This is Jordan Carlos and I am

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<v Speaker 2>miss Shelbyte and you know what the fuck it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if this is your first episode, but

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<v Speaker 2>hopefully it's not your motherfucking last.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry I'm saying motherfucking so much, but it is what

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<v Speaker 1>it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Mother Wow, coming in hot, hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming in really hot.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, I realized people cuss less when they

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<v Speaker 2>have kids, But for me, like, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>cuss in front of them all the time because let's

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<v Speaker 2>be honest, But when they're at school, I'm like Andrew

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<v Speaker 2>Dice Clay bitch, like I have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Get it out.

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<v Speaker 3>It's smoking cigarettes and.

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<v Speaker 1>Little mass Muffett.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's like how I'm living my life because

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I like purposely put on.

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<v Speaker 1>Gangster rab when I go pick them.

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<v Speaker 2>Up because I have I go to sleep with Mowana suck.

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<v Speaker 1>In my head. Wait a minute, I'm like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Way o, way, like it is not okay, Coco Melon Incanto, Luca,

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<v Speaker 2>Paul Patrol, PJ Max.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, Like what I have this children's.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I have children's music stuck in my head and

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<v Speaker 2>nobody tells you this shit about parenting, like raising a kid, sure,

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<v Speaker 2>trying to have them not be an asshole, Okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>the terrible children's music in your mind, Like how does

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<v Speaker 2>Lynn Manuel Miranda ever sleep?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Does he can we check in on him? Is he okay?

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<v Speaker 4>No, he's out there rhyming and freestyling in his own way.

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<v Speaker 4>I did then raps, but I feel like I'm imagining

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<v Speaker 4>you pulling up in your mini van to pop smoke,

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<v Speaker 4>just like bumping pop smoke in the back of the car.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna lie. It's a lot of Tupac. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of Biggie. When I roll up to the daycare, Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>it was all a dream. Yeah, yeah so you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I roll up, I'm like kicking the door, wave in

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<v Speaker 2>the full fole.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, did they eat? Know their meatballs today?

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<v Speaker 2>Say bye? And then it's head, shoulders, seas and toast.

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<v Speaker 2>Like don't you feel like you're living a double life

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<v Speaker 2>as a parent.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, but I'm also I do admit I will

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<v Speaker 4>play jay z or like tryp call quest certain rap

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<v Speaker 4>I do play in their presence.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm like let them know, you know, and then

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<v Speaker 4>they'll be like, oh, those are grown up boards.

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<v Speaker 3>We can't say them.

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<v Speaker 1>And what age did you start playing the hip hop?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Blue Ivy's had a Beyonce concert, hitting all the moves?

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<v Speaker 5>What her?

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<v Speaker 1>When do we do it? We just do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Michelle?

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<v Speaker 4>For the record, you said, at what age do I

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<v Speaker 4>start playing the hip hop? We are officially old as fuck?

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<v Speaker 4>What the the hip hop?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a limited amount they thought that you could play

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<v Speaker 2>in front of your kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you start doing it?

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<v Speaker 4>I started probably around when she was like when Izzy

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<v Speaker 4>was probably around five, you know, just like playing things

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<v Speaker 4>old school, like ninety stuff that she could kind of

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<v Speaker 4>get into some maybe some stuff would go over her head,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, like some Arrested Development or trap call Quest,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, just like nineties mixes like that. Now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>Biggie is something a little bit different. I would play

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<v Speaker 4>like Hypnotize Big Papa, where she doesn't understand what he's saying.

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<v Speaker 4>That's always like fun. If they don't understand what they're saying,

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<v Speaker 4>then it's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they like the beat, the rhythm, the rhyme. Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>that was me growing up. Yeah, going to Jamaica every summer.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not know what reggae lyrics meant I was

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<v Speaker 2>like wax out her belly, ow like not knowing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's yuck, but you know, I think there is something

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<v Speaker 2>like if you don't know what it means. But also

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<v Speaker 2>you know, this is an education for the kids too,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. They're gonna hear it on

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<v Speaker 2>the school yard and shit.

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<v Speaker 4>You could never go wrong though, in the car with

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<v Speaker 4>the first name artists Stevie, Aretha, Diana, Beyonce. If you

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<v Speaker 4>take it back to Motown or you listen to Beyonce,

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<v Speaker 4>then it's like those songs you can pretty much hear

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<v Speaker 4>without any having to love like, uh that that's a

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<v Speaker 4>little too racy for them, you know, I mean if

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<v Speaker 4>you're playing like the Temps, the Tops, things like.

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<v Speaker 1>That, the Temps, the Tops, the Diana.

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<v Speaker 3>Of it all.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, my mom used to play the Big Chill

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<v Speaker 4>soundtrack when I was a kid. She would play the

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<v Speaker 4>Big Chill soundtrack and that's how I yeah, Big Chill.

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<v Speaker 4>Never saw the movie, but the soundtrack was thriving out here.

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<v Speaker 1>Like childhood everybody can.

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<v Speaker 2>I say, not to be a creeper, but I saw

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<v Speaker 2>a video that your sister posted of your parents dancing

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<v Speaker 2>and it so reminded me of my parents dancing, like

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<v Speaker 2>there's something so beautiful that doesn't happen anymore, where you

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<v Speaker 2>just like fall into each other's bodies, you know, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>your arms and you just melt into one person and

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<v Speaker 2>it's your person, and you've been dancing this two step

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<v Speaker 2>with this person for decades, and oh my goodness, I

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<v Speaker 2>just love to see it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just love to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love to see happy couples because I think we

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<v Speaker 2>have been so And this is also important used to

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<v Speaker 2>saying you don't have to be with someone if you're

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<v Speaker 2>not happy. They had like two happy homestead of one

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<v Speaker 2>unhappy home. But relationships is a lot of work. And

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the single folks out there, the people question,

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<v Speaker 2>the people like living with somebody respect to all that shit.

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<v Speaker 1>But I know what I know now as a.

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<v Speaker 2>Married person, like deep in twelve years, and it's hard.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really really motherfucking hard. So when you see someone

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<v Speaker 2>like your parents, what forty years later, fifty.

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<v Speaker 4>Two years married, and I think they like two years married,

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<v Speaker 4>three or four years dating, so like they've yeah, they've

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<v Speaker 4>been together so long. But I do feel that they.

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<v Speaker 1>To jump into each other's arms.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, gold, I mean, but you know, the getting

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<v Speaker 3>there is hard.

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<v Speaker 4>The I remember when I was a kid, there were

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<v Speaker 4>times when it was just like it wasn't tumultuous, but

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<v Speaker 4>there was definitely a lot of like stress in the

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<v Speaker 4>house with three black children in Texas, and they were

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<v Speaker 4>very much about the black excellence.

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<v Speaker 3>Of it all.

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<v Speaker 4>And I think that they've really mellowed out part of me.

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<v Speaker 4>When I watched the video, I was like, who are

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<v Speaker 4>these people?

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<v Speaker 5>But you know, you guys are out the house.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't have to worry about you anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't have to worry anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>They've definitely mellowed and gone back to who they were before,

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<v Speaker 4>they were before they had kids, you know, and they've

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<v Speaker 4>entered that river again. And it's really it's really beautiful

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<v Speaker 4>to watch because they really enjoy their own company, they

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<v Speaker 4>truly do, and they really love each other and they're

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<v Speaker 4>in love and that's a really beautiful thing. And they're

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<v Speaker 4>they're just each other's bestie. Now does that that they

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<v Speaker 4>spend they're that couple though on a plane that's like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, like the ones that are just like can

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<v Speaker 4>we I'm sorry, can we sit together? Because the tickets

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<v Speaker 4>we get and you're just like just when you gotten comfortable, right,

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, it's actually that's them because a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>couples at that age are just like, You're like, do

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<v Speaker 4>you want to sit together? And they're like, nah, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>we've been together a lot. This is fine, Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>just together.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so cute.

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<v Speaker 4>It's really cute. I loved it. They were just in

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<v Speaker 4>the Bahamas. They've been there like this past weekend and

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<v Speaker 4>just having a great time with friends, and they tried

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<v Speaker 4>to have their fiftieth wedding anniversary there but because of

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<v Speaker 4>COVID they couldn't, so they went back and we're just

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<v Speaker 4>having this a wonderful weekend and you know, it's it's

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<v Speaker 4>great to see.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like every conversation sometimes when people are like

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<v Speaker 2>we were going to but because of COVID, we couldn't,

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<v Speaker 2>and so like shut out to everybody who was meant

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<v Speaker 2>to celebrate, something was meant to graduate, something was meant

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<v Speaker 2>to go somewhere, just was meant to but because of COVID,

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<v Speaker 2>you couldn't up And what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks a lot, Fauci, I mean not no, no, I know,

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<v Speaker 4>I congratulations on your retirement.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, people are saying, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk about retirement.

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<v Speaker 2>Honey, him and his wife needs to go take a

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<v Speaker 2>whole ass break.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean for real, for real, they need to

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<v Speaker 3>go to the Bahamas. Yes, get out there.

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<v Speaker 1>And do it. I'm just saying, like, it's a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of things.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nice to hear that your parents did a good

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<v Speaker 2>job raising them children, and ken relax with no ailments

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<v Speaker 2>because you know, the minute you stopped working, something happens.

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<v Speaker 3>That happens to right, he did pretty damn well. I mean, yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>pretty damn well.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the only reason why I'm squatting like every other

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<v Speaker 2>day squats my exercise, squatting with some weights. Oh that's fun, right,

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<v Speaker 2>jump rope.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to jump rope. I'm trying to.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you got double the trouble, like you're trying to

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<v Speaker 4>catch up with two three year olds that are just

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<v Speaker 4>full of energy with batteries in their backs, just like

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<v Speaker 4>Triple A's going zooming.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's insane, it's insane. Thank God for you, y'all,

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<v Speaker 2>And thank god for updated playgrounds. I mean, we got

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<v Speaker 2>the Tetnis shots, but thank god for updated playground.

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<v Speaker 1>Come through inc that, honey.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like this, I feel like they're a testament

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<v Speaker 4>to the fact that they definitely hung in there and

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<v Speaker 4>wanted to be in this marriage sometimes. Yeah, even when

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<v Speaker 4>the chips were down and things look bleak, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>because you're a kid and you observe, Yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 4>can tell just from like whatever energy and stuff like

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<v Speaker 4>that that maybe things aren't right right now, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>and maybe this is a good patcher that was a

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<v Speaker 4>bad patches. I never wanted to get in their business,

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<v Speaker 4>but it was like I was in the house. I

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<v Speaker 4>could observe, and I remember them having it out sometimes,

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<v Speaker 4>but like they always argued towards something, and they're reaping

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<v Speaker 4>what they sewed. It's a really beautiful thing and they

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<v Speaker 4>actually are having what people dream of golden years, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And we love to motherfucker see it because that's goals.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not just a hashtag.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, it's crazy. I'm a dad can dance. They both can.

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<v Speaker 2>It's attractive when someone can dance. You don't have to sing,

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<v Speaker 2>but at least carry a fucking beat. It's like, God,

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<v Speaker 2>I see these like gorgeous bitches on their wedding days

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to like fucking carry this.

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<v Speaker 1>Dumb dude. I'm like, you better be.

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<v Speaker 2>Rich as fuck or just you better just have a

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<v Speaker 2>huge orgasm every time you sit on it, because why

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck would you put up with this? Anyways, very

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<v Speaker 2>excited to get to our guest Jordan who on that note.

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<v Speaker 1>He's so great. He's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a comedian, he's a writer, he's a producer, he's

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<v Speaker 2>a husband and a father. Like what can't he do?

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<v Speaker 2>He better be paying his taxes on time. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>kidding everyone, please give it up? How are we gonna

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<v Speaker 2>give it up? So you crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone?

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<v Speaker 3>Get out of your seat, Get on your feet.

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<v Speaker 1>What the only legs came?

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<v Speaker 3>Get on your feet right now in the drive through?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, there is what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>He's in the building.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at you.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, light skinned Benjamin Button agent backwards, Come on?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on?

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<v Speaker 3>Was I horribly ate when you met me?

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<v Speaker 2>We love this haircut. It is giving like BT awards.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna sing my album from nineteen ninety two, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the one song it was like. It's giving Puerto Rican

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<v Speaker 2>father of six that just got out of prison, who

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<v Speaker 2>got a new job, rollless cigars?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right? Am I good to the babies? And

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<v Speaker 3>I at least am I coming back?

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<v Speaker 1>They loved They loved you more than moms.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh ship, damn, this is beautiful. What a welcome didn't you?

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<v Speaker 1>What? What is that? Watches that movado?

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<v Speaker 3>Let me know, that's the cheap version of a rich

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<v Speaker 3>man's thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, let me get this chilled out. Let's say,

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<v Speaker 1>let's doubt I love it?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait can we talk? Can we just talk about Canada

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<v Speaker 1>for two point two? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Sure, yes, that we we should do that. Do you

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<v Speaker 5>want to do you want to explain to your listeners?

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<v Speaker 5>What what the context of Canada?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? What is Canada?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I've definitely I know you through the

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<v Speaker 2>stand up scene.

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<v Speaker 1>But then we both booked a pilot for seth Rogen.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it was gonna be a huge thing. I think, uh,

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<v Speaker 5>I think we both felt like this is the one. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>We were like, oh plus like everybody black audition for

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<v Speaker 2>it and we got it. We're like, oh fuck book blessed,

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<v Speaker 2>like highly favorite. All this got like an international fucking

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<v Speaker 2>visit of working Vancouver because that's where his.

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<v Speaker 1>Production company is, and we're like, this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Damon, Wayne's junior played your best friend slash my boyfriend

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<v Speaker 2>in it?

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<v Speaker 5>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>And we get to Vancouver. How long were we in

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<v Speaker 1>Vancouver for almost a month?

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<v Speaker 5>I think because Seth and Evan believe in rehearsals, which

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<v Speaker 5>is a rare thing for pilots. But they're like, yo,

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<v Speaker 5>we're gonna do two weeks of rehearsal on location so

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<v Speaker 5>that y'all can get comfortable with the shit, so that

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<v Speaker 5>there's no chance that this pilot will not become a series.

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<v Speaker 5>And boy, oh boy, did it not become a series?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, no, I remember this. What was the pilot exactly? Though?

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<v Speaker 5>It was this show called Singularity, which rings about the

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<v Speaker 5>survivors of a human apocalypse living in like this engineered

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<v Speaker 5>bubble run by technology, and the technology starts to turn

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<v Speaker 5>on them and society as a whole. It was very funny.

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<v Speaker 5>It was written by this dude, Sonny Lee, who's amazing.

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<v Speaker 5>It had all the parts and pieces and Michelle, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>just goddamn hilarious and all of it and just never happened.

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<v Speaker 3>FX said, no, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there was a lot of cooks in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Seth and Evan have uh and Sonny they

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<v Speaker 2>had a dope ass vision and I think FX and

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<v Speaker 2>this happens all the time they wanted it more.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the fuck they wanted more of, but.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, even when we were filming it, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this feels like it's gonna be good. It was futuristic.

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<v Speaker 2>We had weird sneakers on. I was like, this might

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<v Speaker 2>be something. But one of my favorite moments with you,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean there was, there was a few. None of

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<v Speaker 2>them was when we were filming.

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<v Speaker 3>Bomb throughout the filming.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a fun hang but boy did I bomb throughout

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<v Speaker 5>the filming.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to act like work as vacation, so I

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<v Speaker 2>like to spend money and have fun.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm basically spending the money that I'm making. Anyways, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm away from my family, Like, fuck it, let's just

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<v Speaker 2>have this good wine.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember I was eating with you, Damit that Purdue

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<v Speaker 1>was done.

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<v Speaker 2>I got like, I have this video of you and

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<v Speaker 2>Damon and like this really expensive bottle of wine that

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<v Speaker 2>I got.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I do remember. It came in a trough of

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<v Speaker 3>some kind.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like it looked like a like a cobra,

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<v Speaker 2>like a snake.

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<v Speaker 3>God, yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a show and I was like, why are

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<v Speaker 2>we doing this? And then like seafood towers. I left

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<v Speaker 2>like with gout. I felt like a fat king.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what I remember most is that Michelle, I think

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<v Speaker 5>every other day would go back to the same restaurant

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<v Speaker 5>order a new seafood tower. And it reached a point where,

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<v Speaker 5>like because I think they had multiple seafood tower options,

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<v Speaker 5>where she had gone down the entire like seafood tower menu,

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<v Speaker 5>and they kept getting more extravagant every time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yea, she returned. I didn't know you were that into seafood, Michelle.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm into a moment, Honey, I'm into a moment, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>make it make sense. I'm in Vancouver. Let me see

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm in a different part of the ocean. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>see what it tastes like. That's what I'm into.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, not that into octopus, but if you stack it

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<v Speaker 4>vertically and maybe throwing some scallops, is that you It.

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<v Speaker 2>Was muscles, oysters, it was tushimi, It was all types

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<v Speaker 2>of stay.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a different part of a lobster.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, they never didn't show up for the seafood tower,

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<v Speaker 5>you know what I mean, Like they showed up and

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<v Speaker 5>showed out when it came to the seafood tower.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, were you there that night we tried to get

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<v Speaker 2>into the strip club.

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<v Speaker 5>I was yeah, we were all very drunk and running

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<v Speaker 5>the streets of Vancouver. I was pretty blackout and then

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<v Speaker 5>we were Yes, you were the most drunk I think

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<v Speaker 5>of everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we tried to go to the strip club

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<v Speaker 3>and then they reject this. Didn't they tell us like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>you can't. They did, you can't strip club here?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they probably saw me and they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>take it away, she can't.

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<v Speaker 4>How did you get rejected from a strip club in Vancouver?

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<v Speaker 4>That's what what haped? No did y'all scream race?

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<v Speaker 3>I know? I will.

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<v Speaker 1>Al Sharpton showed up the next day.

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<v Speaker 4>It was but lex and you have a whole episode

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<v Speaker 4>on bust Down called Beaige Rage. Your Beaige rage didn't

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<v Speaker 4>come through brou No.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think I was leading the charge in the

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<v Speaker 5>strip club of it all.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, yeah, I'll go home. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't gotta be here. This is crazy beige rage.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my favorite. Do you get into fights? Have you

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<v Speaker 1>gotten into fights? Grown up?

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't a big fighter.

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<v Speaker 5>I am a I throw tantrums when people upset me

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<v Speaker 5>maybe more than I like throw fists and shit.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a I'll store them off, I'll knock over a glass.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a piece of shit.

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<v Speaker 5>But I don't I'm not punching anybody in the face necessarily.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not my style. You'll make a display. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>more of a how dare you? Sir? Is anyone else

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<v Speaker 3>seeing this?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you just gonna watch what's happening to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Your character? Man?

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<v Speaker 4>It just makes me laugh so hard because how far

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<v Speaker 4>away are you from that character?

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<v Speaker 5>I want to believe I'm very far from that person,

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<v Speaker 5>but I don't know that. You know, the goal when

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<v Speaker 5>the four of us wrote that show was really to

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<v Speaker 5>write the parts of each other that we hate the

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<v Speaker 5>most and activate them. So it really was making fun

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<v Speaker 5>of each other and then and then creating character from that.

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<v Speaker 5>And so it's you know, I am annoying, and my

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<v Speaker 5>friends amplified that as much as a because.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not, Like, you're not annoying? Man, all right, you're annoying.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll get You'll get in. See.

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta spend more time with you, bro, Like every

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<v Speaker 4>time we hang out. It's a fun hang I gotta

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<v Speaker 4>see you on a Wednesday at like eleven am or

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<v Speaker 4>something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm just being, oh, yeah, you'll get it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I really don't remember. Hanging one on one

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<v Speaker 2>with you at Vancouver. I felt like there was always

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people and door food. Yeah, I felt

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<v Speaker 2>like it was a lot of food.

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<v Speaker 5>We had a lot of meals together, we did it

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<v Speaker 5>was a great time, though.

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<v Speaker 3>I really that was a fun, fun shoot.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you finding fun in other projects like that? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>are you just like this, this is what I have

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<v Speaker 2>to do, but also let's make it motherfucking fun.

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<v Speaker 5>I have, but not to the same that one, to

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<v Speaker 5>your point, felt like an adventure in a way that

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think I've ever adventured.

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<v Speaker 3>Again.

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<v Speaker 5>I've had fun on sets, I've done shit with coworkers

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<v Speaker 5>and ship, but never have I felt like, oh, man,

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<v Speaker 5>like every day we wake up and we'll find a

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<v Speaker 5>new part of a city and just walk around and

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<v Speaker 5>then eat shrimps.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was like that was like a that was

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<v Speaker 1>like a summer camp.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it was one hundred summer camp.

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<v Speaker 5>I think the first night we got there, seth made

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<v Speaker 5>us go see get Out together and we just all

0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:27.040
<v Speaker 5>sat in a in a theater watching Get Out.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot that, you know why, because I smoked Seth's blunt.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, yes, everybody was.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I was better at smoking weed.

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<v Speaker 3>You smoked Seth Brogan's blunt. Yo. I meant start that

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<v Speaker 3>rumor too.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm got to start that rumor. Michelle Buteaux smokes Seth

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<v Speaker 2>Rogan's blunt. Yeah, start that motherfucking ruma.

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<v Speaker 1>I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I sucked it too. I was like, oh, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>little wet at the tip. I'm so sorry. Sorry, Seth,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the one.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry everyone.

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<v Speaker 5>I will say that they are high pretty much the

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<v Speaker 5>entire time.

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<v Speaker 1>They wake up and productive as fuck. I was very impressive.

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<v Speaker 3>It was super impressive because you know, we'd have.

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<v Speaker 5>Like four thirty five am like call times and show

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<v Speaker 5>up and those dudes are literally just like waking and

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<v Speaker 5>baking and also like planning out shots and you just

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<v Speaker 5>watch them effectively get a job.

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<v Speaker 1>Done better than most people that aren't high.

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<v Speaker 2>It was inspiring, really and truly, I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not living life properly. I think at one point, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you have snacks on set, like in America, you'll get

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<v Speaker 2>like a hot dog or like a turkey burger and

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<v Speaker 2>they think they're being healthy. We had like oysters and poutine.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>That was wild.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I think I cooked at his house one night.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all coming back to me like a fever dream.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>That was crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>They were doing a movie at the same time, and

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<v Speaker 2>the boys from what's the name of that show they

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<v Speaker 2>had in Comedy Central Workaholics, Workaholics.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the Workaholics dudes were shooting up there at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and Sugaring Beard was And I made oxtail for

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty people.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. I just wanted to.

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<v Speaker 3>And it was a good ax day.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. God, so much has

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<v Speaker 2>changed in then.

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<v Speaker 3>You never made me oxtail.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>You made me noxtail? Oh fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>But what have I made you and your family?

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<v Speaker 3>You've made me so much food?

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<v Speaker 1>Not much? My husband barbecue is not me.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you guys get to hang a lot now?

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<v Speaker 4>Not as much as I would like, because she abandoned

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<v Speaker 4>me and moved out of Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, where are you now?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in City Island, which is a little part of

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<v Speaker 2>the Bronx Oh, and it's like a little fish in

0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:36.680
<v Speaker 2>town and it's cute as fuck. I mean, I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like we've all entered the next phase of adulting.

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<v Speaker 1>We have kids now. We have to think of space in.

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<v Speaker 2>School districts and yard and where we're gonna put the

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<v Speaker 2>car and how many steps we got to fuck with?

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, can we have a dishwasher? You know

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<v Speaker 1>all that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>And so Jordan's family is definitely part of the quarantine,

0:21:53.200 --> 0:21:55.600
<v Speaker 2>like we hang. Yeah, our kids love each other, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck boo, you got a kid down.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's wild. It's a wild choice, it is. We

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<v Speaker 3>all made some wild choices. Huh. A little girl, little boy.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a little girl.

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<v Speaker 5>She's ten and a half months old, and she can stand.

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<v Speaker 5>She cannot yet walk, but she'll get there. She'll learn

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<v Speaker 5>to do that eventually, I'm told. And she's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a cool lady. I like her.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I love that you like her, because that happens too. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I've talked to a few friends who are like, nah,

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<v Speaker 5>I ain't. I ain't a big fan. Like they cool,

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<v Speaker 5>but I'm not liking love deeply.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah with the baby, Damn, that's real.

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<v Speaker 2>No one talks about it because they feel bad about it.

0:22:36.920 --> 0:22:40.440
<v Speaker 2>But that's real, Like just because it's your DNA, there

0:22:40.440 --> 0:22:42.080
<v Speaker 2>are people in your family that you don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what I mean, Like it happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Just because you're related, doesn't mean that you have to

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<v Speaker 2>like each other.

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<v Speaker 5>And I also think with babies, especially there constantly and

0:22:51.880 --> 0:22:55.720
<v Speaker 5>it's just a function of their nature. They're constantly taking right,

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<v Speaker 5>like that is who they have to be for the

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<v Speaker 5>first year to two years of their life. They don't

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<v Speaker 5>give a lie.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, eighteen years, yes, go on, sure, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm hopeful that this changes, but apparently it does.

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<v Speaker 3>It they just thirty to forty years. Yes, God, but.

0:23:12.920 --> 0:23:16.280
<v Speaker 4>After you're gone, after you're gone, they will stand on

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<v Speaker 4>their own.

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<v Speaker 5>Stand it right now, They're just gonna steal rings from

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<v Speaker 5>your gravesite after you're gone.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so funny you say that, because I was like,

0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:27.800
<v Speaker 2>if you want to have a kid and you've dated

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<v Speaker 2>someone who is useless, you'll be able to have a

0:23:31.119 --> 0:23:34.320
<v Speaker 2>kid because you're just taking care of someone that doesn't

0:23:34.320 --> 0:23:37.080
<v Speaker 2>do anything for you. And that's what it's like, especially

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<v Speaker 2>in the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I always ask, especially any new dad, did you feel

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<v Speaker 2>just like hella useless in the beginning because it was

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<v Speaker 2>all your wife.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, you you feel like a loser when every

0:23:51.600 --> 0:23:54.440
<v Speaker 5>time the baby needs something, you got to be like, hey,

0:23:54.440 --> 0:23:57.399
<v Speaker 5>the baby, the baby crying, the baby don't like me

0:23:57.480 --> 0:23:57.840
<v Speaker 5>no more.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to fix it.

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<v Speaker 5>But I will say that that the triumph when you

0:24:01.600 --> 0:24:04.520
<v Speaker 5>finally reach that triumphant moment of being able to put

0:24:04.560 --> 0:24:08.359
<v Speaker 5>your kid to sleep on your own without liking anyone else.

0:24:08.440 --> 0:24:11.760
<v Speaker 5>Jumping in is fucking huge once you start learning like

0:24:11.920 --> 0:24:15.399
<v Speaker 5>rhythmic things that like even like there are things I

0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:18.639
<v Speaker 5>can do for my daughter that my wife can't, and.

0:24:18.520 --> 0:24:21.360
<v Speaker 3>That's like, all right, yeah, I'm doing something now.

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<v Speaker 5>I cannot sustain her life and I thank her every

0:24:23.920 --> 0:24:26.639
<v Speaker 5>day for keeping her alive. But you know, when it

0:24:26.640 --> 0:24:29.320
<v Speaker 5>comes to making her laugh, I got this.

0:24:30.000 --> 0:24:31.199
<v Speaker 3>You're the playmate. You're the playmate.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm hilarious to this baby and I'll take that every day.

0:24:35.200 --> 0:24:38.359
<v Speaker 1>You know, Oh I love that. See, I can do

0:24:38.440 --> 0:24:38.840
<v Speaker 1>it all.

0:24:39.160 --> 0:24:42.520
<v Speaker 2>You know, nobody wants to follow my alphabet because it's giving.

0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:46.160
<v Speaker 3>She's got her own. You're the homie. Then the day

0:24:46.240 --> 0:24:47.120
<v Speaker 3>is made when you're around.

0:24:47.200 --> 0:24:51.080
<v Speaker 5>Is that I'm a fun hang and then I dip

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<v Speaker 5>off because the responsibility has to kick in for everyone else.

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan told me, like, I don't even remember when you

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<v Speaker 2>said this, probably like when debate before they were born.

0:25:01.160 --> 0:25:02.879
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember, but he was like, as a parent,

0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:04.440
<v Speaker 2>you have to learn how to parent yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Mmmm, tell me more. Absolutely, go home, bro, that kind

0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:09.720
<v Speaker 3>of stuff. You know.

0:25:09.880 --> 0:25:12.919
<v Speaker 4>Let's say you're out, it could even be five and

0:25:12.920 --> 0:25:15.320
<v Speaker 4>people are like, let's go get some drinks at the

0:25:15.359 --> 0:25:18.399
<v Speaker 4>thank thing and you're like, well, you know, I probably

0:25:18.400 --> 0:25:22.160
<v Speaker 4>shouldn't because my mate's not doing that. So rather than

0:25:22.200 --> 0:25:24.440
<v Speaker 4>tell her, you know that I did this with these

0:25:24.480 --> 0:25:27.639
<v Speaker 4>people while you were stuck with baby, I'm gonna just

0:25:27.680 --> 0:25:31.000
<v Speaker 4>go home like that kind of thinking of your partner

0:25:31.320 --> 0:25:33.679
<v Speaker 4>before your own needs for a while. And that's how

0:25:33.720 --> 0:25:36.040
<v Speaker 4>it is for a while, but it's not forever. It's

0:25:36.080 --> 0:25:40.639
<v Speaker 4>not forever, and especially in those early nascent moments and

0:25:40.720 --> 0:25:43.760
<v Speaker 4>that period, it's gonna change. You'll see it changes, like

0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:45.280
<v Speaker 4>you get your time back and you get a lot

0:25:45.280 --> 0:25:45.920
<v Speaker 4>of your life back.

0:25:46.000 --> 0:25:48.720
<v Speaker 1>And that's interesting because that's what it was like for you.

0:25:48.760 --> 0:25:53.960
<v Speaker 2>But for me it was like, I gotta stop having

0:25:54.080 --> 0:25:58.080
<v Speaker 2>my parents tell me their opinions because it's not absolute.

0:25:58.280 --> 0:26:00.159
<v Speaker 1>Like I got this like, I'm the parent it.

0:26:00.200 --> 0:26:00.360
<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a picture of your baby?

0:26:18.760 --> 0:26:22.679
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, I'll show you my Screensavorite pictures are of

0:26:22.720 --> 0:26:25.520
<v Speaker 5>her looking insane, because that's funnier to me.

0:26:25.680 --> 0:26:29.359
<v Speaker 3>But this, yeah, this is nice.

0:26:29.440 --> 0:26:32.200
<v Speaker 1>This is Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. Yo, drop it in the chat, bro.

0:26:35.359 --> 0:26:38.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's just a fat she's so squishy.

0:26:38.760 --> 0:26:39.680
<v Speaker 1>She looks like your wife.

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<v Speaker 3>She's healthy.

0:26:43.920 --> 0:26:46.240
<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, I'm making her jog as soon as

0:26:46.280 --> 0:26:47.040
<v Speaker 5>the legs work.

0:26:47.680 --> 0:26:50.480
<v Speaker 3>I love it. I'm joking.

0:26:50.600 --> 0:26:51.719
<v Speaker 1>I will say, enjoy it.

0:26:51.920 --> 0:26:54.560
<v Speaker 2>She's just about to start walking, and I say enjoy

0:26:54.600 --> 0:26:57.919
<v Speaker 2>it while she's still crawling and stuff. Because my daughter

0:26:58.000 --> 0:27:00.560
<v Speaker 2>walked at ten months, but she ain't just walking, she

0:27:00.600 --> 0:27:03.080
<v Speaker 2>started running. I was like, you gotta come back. And

0:27:03.119 --> 0:27:05.639
<v Speaker 2>then my son did not walk till he was a

0:27:05.680 --> 0:27:07.679
<v Speaker 2>year and a half. So with twins, I'm caring. And

0:27:07.720 --> 0:27:10.199
<v Speaker 2>he's like, he's the size of Bruno Mars right now

0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:10.960
<v Speaker 2>and he's three and a half.

0:27:11.040 --> 0:27:11.600
<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean.

0:27:12.440 --> 0:27:15.240
<v Speaker 1>He's big, No shade to Bruno.

0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:20.439
<v Speaker 3>I love he's a handsome little guy. Yeah that was

0:27:20.480 --> 0:27:22.080
<v Speaker 3>a double takedown. I love it.

0:27:22.960 --> 0:27:25.399
<v Speaker 1>Conto says, we don't talk about Bruno. I love to

0:27:25.440 --> 0:27:27.480
<v Speaker 1>talk about Bruno. I love it.

0:27:27.600 --> 0:27:28.760
<v Speaker 3>Bruno's my Beyonce.

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:32.600
<v Speaker 5>I love Bruno Mars right, he's I saw him in

0:27:32.680 --> 0:27:35.199
<v Speaker 5>concert on on Molly and it was truly one of

0:27:35.240 --> 0:27:37.160
<v Speaker 5>the more euphoric moments of my life.

0:27:37.200 --> 0:27:38.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, did it make you want to buy a

0:27:38.880 --> 0:27:39.880
<v Speaker 1>wig and a gold chain?

0:27:40.080 --> 0:27:44.480
<v Speaker 3>I thought I had one on the entire time? Did

0:27:44.480 --> 0:27:46.320
<v Speaker 3>you want to call out to Julio the whole time?

0:27:49.920 --> 0:27:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Get the whips?

0:27:52.520 --> 0:27:54.760
<v Speaker 3>What in the Morris Day is happening with this guy?

0:27:54.960 --> 0:27:56.080
<v Speaker 3>He just found his wave.

0:27:56.280 --> 0:27:59.000
<v Speaker 5>He was like, look, yell, ain't gonna call it appropriation

0:27:59.119 --> 0:28:01.000
<v Speaker 5>If I funk with eineteen eighty.

0:28:00.800 --> 0:28:04.440
<v Speaker 3>Three, black people's shit. Just that's where I'm gonna live.

0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:11.640
<v Speaker 1>That's true, That's true. Yeah, what a dad?

0:28:11.720 --> 0:28:14.800
<v Speaker 4>Laugh? Enjoy that baby fat because I love when a

0:28:14.880 --> 0:28:17.600
<v Speaker 4>tyler like they look like they got a little beer belly,

0:28:18.200 --> 0:28:21.480
<v Speaker 4>you know, oh and you could and then mouth breathe.

0:28:21.520 --> 0:28:27.160
<v Speaker 4>They're like, she does do that?

0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:29.399
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever seen that video of like this like

0:28:29.440 --> 0:28:31.160
<v Speaker 2>a Thai baby that's smoking a cigarette?

0:28:31.160 --> 0:28:31.960
<v Speaker 1>You haven't seen that baby.

0:28:32.000 --> 0:28:35.760
<v Speaker 5>I have seen that video and it's heartbreaking but also

0:28:36.280 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 5>real hilarious.

0:28:38.720 --> 0:28:40.200
<v Speaker 1>A two year old hypertension.

0:28:40.400 --> 0:28:42.520
<v Speaker 5>I will say that that one of the things that

0:28:42.600 --> 0:28:45.960
<v Speaker 5>somebody told me that ended up being like super helpful,

0:28:46.040 --> 0:28:49.080
<v Speaker 5>even when it just like first six months type shit

0:28:49.680 --> 0:28:53.719
<v Speaker 5>is like as a dad, you should just change every diaper.

0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:57.440
<v Speaker 5>And that was big for us because it was like, oh,

0:28:57.520 --> 0:28:59.120
<v Speaker 5>she's crying in the middle of I And this would

0:28:59.120 --> 0:29:00.880
<v Speaker 5>before back when we were stupid and we thought we

0:29:00.920 --> 0:29:02.520
<v Speaker 5>had to change her every time she cried in the

0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:04.840
<v Speaker 5>middle of the night. But like stuff like that, if

0:29:04.880 --> 0:29:08.040
<v Speaker 5>I pop up and change the diaper, I've done what

0:29:08.200 --> 0:29:11.840
<v Speaker 5>I can do, and then that allows my wife to

0:29:11.920 --> 0:29:15.120
<v Speaker 5>then take on the responsibility of staying awake with the baby.

0:29:15.360 --> 0:29:18.000
<v Speaker 5>But I've been good dad all the way through it,

0:29:18.080 --> 0:29:20.240
<v Speaker 5>you know, I've helped, And that's that's huge.

0:29:20.280 --> 0:29:22.960
<v Speaker 4>Hell yeah, playing a role making making the other person

0:29:23.000 --> 0:29:25.400
<v Speaker 4>not feel alone or like going through this alone.

0:29:25.600 --> 0:29:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's I think, especially as partners, because if you've

0:29:29.480 --> 0:29:32.720
<v Speaker 2>been with each other for so long, you just feel

0:29:32.720 --> 0:29:35.200
<v Speaker 2>like you know, but I think checking in and be

0:29:35.320 --> 0:29:38.440
<v Speaker 2>like what do you need, Like, like what do you

0:29:38.520 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 2>need me to do for you to feel comfortable relaxed

0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:47.000
<v Speaker 2>resting is huge and like actually mean it.

0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know what I mean.

0:29:49.120 --> 0:29:52.880
<v Speaker 5>There's an easy fix to a lot of stuff if

0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:57.120
<v Speaker 5>you're being communicative inside of it. It's not always a

0:29:57.280 --> 0:30:00.000
<v Speaker 5>comfortable fix, but it is an easy fix as long

0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:02.520
<v Speaker 5>as you're sort of talking it through. But when you're not,

0:30:02.840 --> 0:30:06.800
<v Speaker 5>it becomes like much more complex because now I'm resentful

0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:09.240
<v Speaker 5>of the fact that you didn't ask or we didn't

0:30:09.280 --> 0:30:10.840
<v Speaker 5>talk about this shit, and I had to do it

0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:13.600
<v Speaker 5>by myself. And now it's stacking on top of each

0:30:13.600 --> 0:30:17.120
<v Speaker 5>other and making things real messy for baby and everyone involved.

0:30:17.160 --> 0:30:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh, the resentment can build real quick. Yeah, I have

0:30:20.960 --> 0:30:25.440
<v Speaker 2>a question, what is the biggest misconception you think people

0:30:25.600 --> 0:30:29.600
<v Speaker 2>have of not only comedians but black mail comedians.

0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:30.080
<v Speaker 1>Mmmm?

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:31.000
<v Speaker 4>Who.

0:30:32.000 --> 0:30:34.480
<v Speaker 5>That's tough because I think if I were to give

0:30:34.520 --> 0:30:38.520
<v Speaker 5>an answer, it feels like a very nineteen ninety six answer.

0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:39.880
<v Speaker 3>Does that make sense?

0:30:39.920 --> 0:30:42.280
<v Speaker 2>That like that I wasn't even born yet, But go ahead,

0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I assure around.

0:30:45.840 --> 0:30:47.880
<v Speaker 5>But you know, it used to be like, oh, we're

0:30:47.920 --> 0:30:52.280
<v Speaker 5>all like humping stools and wearing big suits and running

0:30:52.320 --> 0:30:55.920
<v Speaker 5>the stage. And now I feel like we've introduced more of.

0:30:55.840 --> 0:30:59.880
<v Speaker 3>A nuanced approach to what.

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:02.880
<v Speaker 5>Can be We run the gamut now in a way

0:31:02.920 --> 0:31:07.440
<v Speaker 5>that I don't necessarily know that I feel stereotyped.

0:31:07.040 --> 0:31:09.640
<v Speaker 3>As often as as I.

0:31:09.560 --> 0:31:12.960
<v Speaker 5>Guess a former version of this career probably did. I

0:31:12.960 --> 0:31:15.120
<v Speaker 5>don't know, what do you guys think? Where where do

0:31:15.160 --> 0:31:16.760
<v Speaker 5>you land in this geez?

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:20.040
<v Speaker 4>I think it's maybe like there's still a glass ceiling

0:31:20.120 --> 0:31:22.480
<v Speaker 4>a little bit about what we can talk about. I

0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:25.920
<v Speaker 4>love talking about like class stuff, and that just really

0:31:25.960 --> 0:31:29.280
<v Speaker 4>gets people's booty holes puckered. And then I just feel like,

0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:32.040
<v Speaker 4>once I start talking about race again, I'm like, ah, better,

0:31:32.280 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 4>you know mm, I have noticed that. And if I

0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:40.080
<v Speaker 4>stray and talk about things that are actually things that

0:31:40.120 --> 0:31:43.120
<v Speaker 4>they don't expect me to talk about, then you know,

0:31:43.200 --> 0:31:45.920
<v Speaker 4>it's it still feels as though like I'm getting an

0:31:46.000 --> 0:31:48.680
<v Speaker 4>energy from the audience of like, we're just not sure

0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:50.240
<v Speaker 4>that we can trust you with these jokes.

0:31:50.320 --> 0:31:53.560
<v Speaker 3>Say in the box, yeah, in the box please. Yeah.

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 5>There is still this want for black comics to sort

0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:01.560
<v Speaker 5>of like it in staying in the box. It's also

0:32:01.840 --> 0:32:04.959
<v Speaker 5>a little bit of like stay on the right side

0:32:05.040 --> 0:32:09.520
<v Speaker 5>of what we consider to be like history or correct

0:32:09.680 --> 0:32:12.680
<v Speaker 5>or whatever it is. And niggas get messy too, you

0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:15.520
<v Speaker 5>know what I mean, Like we deserve the opportunity to

0:32:15.560 --> 0:32:18.440
<v Speaker 5>go up there and be figure it out, uh problematic

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:22.040
<v Speaker 5>and weird, and they all figure it out, and yeah, exactly.

0:32:21.840 --> 0:32:25.720
<v Speaker 2>Speaking to that, Like I think players, when I think

0:32:25.760 --> 0:32:27.880
<v Speaker 2>of the way I hear people talk about black male

0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:31.000
<v Speaker 2>comedians is like they're all going to be played, Like

0:32:31.040 --> 0:32:34.160
<v Speaker 2>even if they are married with kids, it's like, well,

0:32:34.640 --> 0:32:37.200
<v Speaker 2>they can't be I don't know why that.

0:32:37.440 --> 0:32:38.120
<v Speaker 1>I get a lot.

0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:41.320
<v Speaker 2>And then also I feel like we're just supposed to

0:32:41.360 --> 0:32:45.080
<v Speaker 2>be happy all the time. Oh yeah, happy all the time,

0:32:45.160 --> 0:32:48.200
<v Speaker 2>like even if it's just like running into you at

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:51.120
<v Speaker 2>a line or just like just do the thing, you

0:32:51.160 --> 0:32:53.840
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, like make the joke, say the thing,

0:32:53.920 --> 0:32:56.120
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's like happy clown, like do that shit.

0:32:56.240 --> 0:32:57.360
<v Speaker 1>That's what I feel like sometimes.

0:32:57.440 --> 0:33:01.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I will say that that Black people as artists,

0:33:02.000 --> 0:33:05.040
<v Speaker 5>I feel like, need to be in the eyes of the.

0:33:05.040 --> 0:33:09.120
<v Speaker 3>Public showmen, show people in a.

0:33:09.080 --> 0:33:11.720
<v Speaker 5>Way that I don't think is always asked of our

0:33:11.800 --> 0:33:15.719
<v Speaker 5>white counterparts, right that, like the show can never cease

0:33:15.800 --> 0:33:20.400
<v Speaker 5>with us, otherwise we are unlikable or difficult or whatever

0:33:20.440 --> 0:33:23.560
<v Speaker 5>the fuck. Whereas like if a white dude is just

0:33:23.640 --> 0:33:27.080
<v Speaker 5>sitting around grumpy, we recognize that it as like, oh,

0:33:27.120 --> 0:33:31.080
<v Speaker 5>he's a complex individual with like layers and nuanced and

0:33:31.120 --> 0:33:33.720
<v Speaker 5>it's like, nah, that's just a me motherfucker man, some

0:33:33.800 --> 0:33:36.800
<v Speaker 5>of the shit you're just like giving grace to and

0:33:36.840 --> 0:33:38.080
<v Speaker 5>not the other way around.

0:33:38.200 --> 0:33:41.320
<v Speaker 3>Right, Yeah, yo, I feel like I feel like this.

0:33:41.440 --> 0:33:44.560
<v Speaker 4>Sometimes people love your rhythm but hate your blues, right,

0:33:45.120 --> 0:33:49.280
<v Speaker 4>and that happens a lot a lot with black male

0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:52.640
<v Speaker 4>comics or black people in general. The second that you

0:33:52.680 --> 0:33:54.960
<v Speaker 4>get deep or the second that you do is stop down,

0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:58.880
<v Speaker 4>it's like everybody's butthole puckers and you're like, come on now, y'all,

0:33:58.880 --> 0:34:00.840
<v Speaker 4>Like I was just entertaining you for the past what

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:03.320
<v Speaker 4>umpteen minutes, and now I just want to say one

0:34:03.400 --> 0:34:04.800
<v Speaker 4>real thing, and y'all are like.

0:34:05.160 --> 0:34:08.280
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I can see the strings at the puppet.

0:34:07.880 --> 0:34:11.359
<v Speaker 4>Show, you know, like it's like I'm not I can't

0:34:11.360 --> 0:34:13.080
<v Speaker 4>spoon feed you forever. I want to have some I

0:34:13.080 --> 0:34:15.640
<v Speaker 4>want to get something out of this experience as well.

0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:18.400
<v Speaker 4>But it's not gonna stop me. Yeah it has, like

0:34:18.680 --> 0:34:22.239
<v Speaker 4>it's made me afraid, but it hasn't like stopped me.

0:34:23.360 --> 0:34:26.520
<v Speaker 3>And it's okay, you know, It's like it's all right.

0:34:26.600 --> 0:34:29.879
<v Speaker 2>Ultimately, it feels like just straight up pandering because it's

0:34:29.960 --> 0:34:32.279
<v Speaker 2>like I'm working on my shit too.

0:34:32.880 --> 0:34:34.840
<v Speaker 1>I just happen to be doing it. In front of

0:34:34.880 --> 0:34:39.319
<v Speaker 1>you guys, right, so just enjoy the bits that you

0:34:39.360 --> 0:34:40.120
<v Speaker 1>did laugh at.

0:34:41.000 --> 0:34:43.640
<v Speaker 2>But I'm a real ass fucking human being with experiences,

0:34:43.680 --> 0:34:44.799
<v Speaker 2>so let me fucking do this.

0:34:45.360 --> 0:34:48.719
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, And I think in that way, uh, there is

0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:52.239
<v Speaker 5>in the grander conversation where I having there, there is

0:34:52.280 --> 0:34:56.920
<v Speaker 5>sort of a want to remain inhuman for the audience,

0:34:57.040 --> 0:34:59.400
<v Speaker 5>right that as long as we don't start making human

0:34:59.440 --> 0:35:03.160
<v Speaker 5>connection and we remain funny and entertaining. And maybe that's

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:06.719
<v Speaker 5>just a fault of comedy in general. Is like they

0:35:06.719 --> 0:35:08.759
<v Speaker 5>don't want us to be human beings. They want us

0:35:08.760 --> 0:35:12.440
<v Speaker 5>to be, like you said, silly clowns. And then at

0:35:12.480 --> 0:35:15.719
<v Speaker 5>some point they go, I that's too fucking human.

0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:17.840
<v Speaker 3>For my taste. I'm not having fun anymore.

0:35:17.880 --> 0:35:20.200
<v Speaker 5>And the dance is really figuring out a way to

0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:23.799
<v Speaker 5>get these motherfuckers to accept us as human as we

0:35:23.880 --> 0:35:24.239
<v Speaker 5>want to be.

0:35:24.480 --> 0:35:24.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:35:25.000 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's kind of like whoever's listening to this, whoever

0:35:28.080 --> 0:35:31.400
<v Speaker 2>needs this, I don't like, whoever does this, just fucking

0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:32.240
<v Speaker 2>stop and chill.

0:35:32.480 --> 0:35:32.640
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:35:32.680 --> 0:35:36.160
<v Speaker 2>I remember when Lizzo stop and show it's too much.

0:35:36.400 --> 0:35:39.080
<v Speaker 2>You're like, it's like, are you the police of everybody's

0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:41.880
<v Speaker 2>fucking emotions? Like I remember when Lizzo posted that she

0:35:41.960 --> 0:35:45.279
<v Speaker 2>was working out and everyone's like, oh, no, she's working out.

0:35:45.400 --> 0:35:48.040
<v Speaker 2>It's like, yeah, bitch, cholesterol, Like she's still gonna be

0:35:48.040 --> 0:35:51.319
<v Speaker 2>thick and beautiful. Like the fact that even if you're

0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:54.320
<v Speaker 2>not even in the public eye or have the experience

0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:56.240
<v Speaker 2>on stage to like clap back at someone, that people

0:35:56.320 --> 0:35:59.880
<v Speaker 2>still have the desire the need to tell you what

0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:02.120
<v Speaker 2>they think. It's fucking wild, and like we are all

0:36:02.200 --> 0:36:04.839
<v Speaker 2>raising kids in a time where they have to think

0:36:04.880 --> 0:36:08.520
<v Speaker 2>for themselves in real life and then also on internet,

0:36:09.400 --> 0:36:12.040
<v Speaker 2>and that's fucking crazy. That's again one more job that

0:36:12.080 --> 0:36:13.160
<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to have to fucking do.

0:36:13.560 --> 0:36:16.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, And I think even to that, like I thinking

0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:19.279
<v Speaker 5>about the Lizo shit, it's like all right, even if

0:36:19.320 --> 0:36:22.920
<v Speaker 5>she was working out, just truly because she like was like, yo,

0:36:23.040 --> 0:36:28.520
<v Speaker 5>I don't want this figure anymore. Whatever goals change, sense

0:36:28.560 --> 0:36:32.520
<v Speaker 5>of self changes, and that's okay. It's perfectly normal for

0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:34.600
<v Speaker 5>a human being to be like, hey, I woke up

0:36:34.640 --> 0:36:37.279
<v Speaker 5>today and I want to be different. And I think

0:36:37.320 --> 0:36:41.600
<v Speaker 5>we've reached a weird space in society where we go no, bitch,

0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:45.279
<v Speaker 5>you pick your position, you stay exactly as you are

0:36:45.800 --> 0:36:48.480
<v Speaker 5>as the big girl that tworks with flutes and she's like, yo,

0:36:48.560 --> 0:36:50.319
<v Speaker 5>I don't even want to play flute no more. I

0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:54.480
<v Speaker 5>just I just want to read and grow bananas or

0:36:54.520 --> 0:36:56.640
<v Speaker 5>whatever the fuck Lizzo's planning to do next.

0:36:58.080 --> 0:37:00.439
<v Speaker 4>Adele was able to do it though. Adele I went

0:37:00.520 --> 0:37:03.359
<v Speaker 4>from her plus size down to where she is.

0:37:03.360 --> 0:37:05.279
<v Speaker 3>But they got mad at Adele for that shit.

0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:07.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, but she got through it. I feel like

0:37:07.440 --> 0:37:09.480
<v Speaker 4>she got through it. I am now like I'll be like,

0:37:09.600 --> 0:37:11.399
<v Speaker 4>oh yeah, Adele was like that.

0:37:11.719 --> 0:37:15.200
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she dropped an amazing album to follow it.

0:37:15.280 --> 0:37:17.840
<v Speaker 2>She got divorced, She dropped the Weight drop an album,

0:37:17.880 --> 0:37:20.880
<v Speaker 2>and then dropped her ass on some black Dick and

0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:23.480
<v Speaker 2>people were like, okay, right, she had a journey.

0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:25.440
<v Speaker 5>I'm here, you've got a lot going on, sister. We're

0:37:25.440 --> 0:37:31.200
<v Speaker 5>gonna let you see this through. Ah, we'll talk when

0:37:31.200 --> 0:37:32.040
<v Speaker 5>you're on the other side.

0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:36.000
<v Speaker 3>You clearly got some shit. You're you're operating through a blueprint.

0:37:36.080 --> 0:37:40.480
<v Speaker 2>We get questions from our audience members about adulting, and we'd.

0:37:40.239 --> 0:37:41.359
<v Speaker 1>Like to ask you some Is that cool?

0:37:41.480 --> 0:37:42.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's do it.

0:37:42.400 --> 0:37:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, there's so many good ones.

0:37:44.600 --> 0:37:46.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this one was just get out of the way,

0:37:46.200 --> 0:37:48.520
<v Speaker 2>because I think it's important nobody ever talks about it.

0:37:48.520 --> 0:37:49.960
<v Speaker 1>It's entertaining but also annoying.

0:37:50.520 --> 0:37:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Somebody, one of our listeners wants to know should I

0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:54.000
<v Speaker 2>get a vanity license plate?

0:37:54.080 --> 0:37:57.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh? Should I answer first? Or do you?

0:37:58.000 --> 0:37:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:37:58.239 --> 0:37:58.439
<v Speaker 4>Yes?

0:37:58.480 --> 0:37:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Please?

0:37:58.840 --> 0:38:03.040
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna say uh, I'm gonna say yes, you should.

0:38:05.120 --> 0:38:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Really.

0:38:06.680 --> 0:38:07.800
<v Speaker 3>Here's here's why.

0:38:08.239 --> 0:38:11.400
<v Speaker 5>My first instinct is to say no, that's loser behavior.

0:38:11.800 --> 0:38:14.640
<v Speaker 5>Don't you dare do that? But but I think if

0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:17.839
<v Speaker 5>I'm really thinking it through, if that's something that makes

0:38:17.880 --> 0:38:20.840
<v Speaker 5>you feel whole as a person, if it truly is

0:38:20.880 --> 0:38:23.440
<v Speaker 5>gonna fill a void in your life, then you just

0:38:23.560 --> 0:38:26.279
<v Speaker 5>get that vanity license plate. Now, if you get it

0:38:26.360 --> 0:38:30.160
<v Speaker 5>and that hole still sits there, you gotta go to therapy.

0:38:30.239 --> 0:38:32.880
<v Speaker 5>You gotta self reflect because you made a big choice

0:38:32.880 --> 0:38:35.919
<v Speaker 5>and it didn't solve your problems. But I say go

0:38:36.000 --> 0:38:38.760
<v Speaker 5>for it. If this is a gap that you feel

0:38:38.800 --> 0:38:40.160
<v Speaker 5>missing in your person.

0:38:40.400 --> 0:38:43.040
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if we had a microphone, we drop it.

0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:46.239
<v Speaker 2>They're too expensive. They're podcasting. I love it, but that

0:38:46.560 --> 0:38:48.680
<v Speaker 2>we don't need to follow. Oh sorry, we gotta follow.

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:49.480
<v Speaker 2>We got two fingers and.

0:38:49.480 --> 0:38:50.040
<v Speaker 1>A follow up.

0:38:50.239 --> 0:38:52.040
<v Speaker 4>I just want to ask what go around and ask

0:38:52.080 --> 0:38:53.480
<v Speaker 4>what your vanity plates to be?

0:38:53.719 --> 0:38:54.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh man?

0:38:54.760 --> 0:38:57.040
<v Speaker 2>I think Mom would be like be yourself or some shit,

0:38:57.200 --> 0:38:58.680
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, or like be beautiful or

0:38:58.719 --> 0:39:00.960
<v Speaker 2>like something about boot something about booty.

0:39:01.200 --> 0:39:01.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:39:01.640 --> 0:39:04.160
<v Speaker 5>I think I do something real stupid, which is why

0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:06.359
<v Speaker 5>I know I'm not supposed to. Like I would get

0:39:06.440 --> 0:39:10.400
<v Speaker 5>like it would say like not Cisco's car or something

0:39:10.480 --> 0:39:10.799
<v Speaker 5>like that.

0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:13.279
<v Speaker 3>It's like, what did you do that for?

0:39:13.440 --> 0:39:13.640
<v Speaker 5>Man?

0:39:13.680 --> 0:39:17.400
<v Speaker 3>You spent how much money to make it clear that

0:39:17.480 --> 0:39:19.319
<v Speaker 3>this isn't Cisco's car? What's wrong?

0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:39:19.840 --> 0:39:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:39:20.320 --> 0:39:23.240
<v Speaker 1>No? Next question?

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:26.840
<v Speaker 2>My daughter went to her father's house, my ex, for

0:39:26.880 --> 0:39:29.000
<v Speaker 2>the weekend, and I found out that his girlfriend cut

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:29.719
<v Speaker 2>my daughter's hair.

0:39:30.280 --> 0:39:31.279
<v Speaker 1>I didn't expect that shit.

0:39:31.320 --> 0:39:33.960
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm having some Okay, Well, she said it was

0:39:34.040 --> 0:39:37.000
<v Speaker 2>more than a trim, and I did not give her permission.

0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:38.239
<v Speaker 1>What do I do?

0:39:38.400 --> 0:39:41.200
<v Speaker 3>What do I do? Oh? You murder that lady.

0:39:41.480 --> 0:39:46.160
<v Speaker 4>You cannot advocate, cannot say that.

0:39:47.360 --> 0:39:53.640
<v Speaker 5>Okay, you confront that lady and you demand that she

0:39:53.960 --> 0:39:56.359
<v Speaker 5>grow your daughter's hair back, because.

0:39:56.040 --> 0:40:01.319
<v Speaker 3>That's the same. That is truly wild. How dare you?

0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:04.800
<v Speaker 1>That is some trifling shit right there? I cannot believe.

0:40:04.960 --> 0:40:06.680
<v Speaker 4>I think it's a never again. I think it's like

0:40:06.680 --> 0:40:09.000
<v Speaker 4>a never again. Like, Okay, you've done this. There's no

0:40:09.080 --> 0:40:13.120
<v Speaker 4>un baking the cake. Yeah, the next time, ask my permission. Okay,

0:40:13.520 --> 0:40:15.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm not coming in that nice. I'm not coming in

0:40:15.480 --> 0:40:17.919
<v Speaker 4>that nice. It's not her kids. She did not grow

0:40:17.960 --> 0:40:20.680
<v Speaker 4>the kids, she not have the kid. She is not

0:40:20.719 --> 0:40:21.359
<v Speaker 4>the kid's mother.

0:40:21.880 --> 0:40:23.759
<v Speaker 2>She's not allowed to see she's not allowed to be

0:40:23.800 --> 0:40:26.480
<v Speaker 2>over there when ex girl, we're girlfriend's there anymore?

0:40:26.600 --> 0:40:30.239
<v Speaker 1>Period. For me, co parenting is hard. Parenting together when

0:40:30.320 --> 0:40:31.439
<v Speaker 1>you love someone is hard.

0:40:31.880 --> 0:40:34.719
<v Speaker 2>Imagine if you're not together and don't see I this

0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:37.640
<v Speaker 2>is some trifling bullshit. Why doesn't one of her kids

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:40.440
<v Speaker 2>come over to my house now it's me and then

0:40:40.480 --> 0:40:41.400
<v Speaker 2>I give them a tattoo?

0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:45.520
<v Speaker 5>I mean like that, Okay, you can cut my daughter's there,

0:40:45.600 --> 0:40:47.600
<v Speaker 5>but I get to tattoo your child.

0:40:48.080 --> 0:40:50.839
<v Speaker 3>I love that, Michelle. I love how you clenched there.

0:40:50.920 --> 0:40:52.920
<v Speaker 2>You're just like you know why because I like, I

0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:55.040
<v Speaker 2>had this moment with my husband. So I was filming

0:40:55.080 --> 0:40:57.399
<v Speaker 2>Firstwaf's Club in Atlanta for three months. When I came back,

0:40:57.480 --> 0:41:00.680
<v Speaker 2>baby boy's hair was cut, and I'm like, that is

0:41:00.719 --> 0:41:01.160
<v Speaker 2>his crown?

0:41:01.280 --> 0:41:01.920
<v Speaker 1>How dare you?

0:41:02.000 --> 0:41:03.800
<v Speaker 2>And we had because my husband's white, we had a

0:41:03.800 --> 0:41:06.919
<v Speaker 2>whole less conversation of what it means to have hair

0:41:09.680 --> 0:41:12.440
<v Speaker 2>makes hair, And I was like, this is important for

0:41:12.680 --> 0:41:15.400
<v Speaker 2>different reasons, and then he was like, didn't even think

0:41:15.440 --> 0:41:18.719
<v Speaker 2>about it. I'm like, you're bald and you know what

0:41:18.800 --> 0:41:21.120
<v Speaker 2>to bean, Like why would you and so? And that's

0:41:21.160 --> 0:41:23.160
<v Speaker 2>a conversation with somebody that I love.

0:41:24.520 --> 0:41:26.520
<v Speaker 5>I just don't think you can this can be that

0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:30.320
<v Speaker 5>peaceful because this person is still going to be around

0:41:30.360 --> 0:41:34.840
<v Speaker 5>your child and clearly doesn't function from the instinct of

0:41:35.800 --> 0:41:40.200
<v Speaker 5>respect and care from the beginning. So like, whatever this is,

0:41:40.360 --> 0:41:42.640
<v Speaker 5>you gotta there's got to be a little smoke here.

0:41:42.719 --> 0:41:45.400
<v Speaker 5>It can't just be a polite conversation.

0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:49.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, tell your lawyer you're trying to roll up on him. Liston. Yeah, no,

0:41:49.800 --> 0:41:51.399
<v Speaker 3>I'm beating knees, you know what I mean.

0:41:51.480 --> 0:41:57.479
<v Speaker 2>Like, that's unacceptable, you guys, This is a really important question.

0:41:57.600 --> 0:41:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I think the guys should answer.

0:41:59.400 --> 0:42:01.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I really hate to swallow?

0:42:01.200 --> 0:42:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:42:01.880 --> 0:42:02.520
<v Speaker 3>Do I have to?

0:42:02.760 --> 0:42:04.600
<v Speaker 2>I really hate to swallow? Do I have to? Is

0:42:04.600 --> 0:42:06.000
<v Speaker 2>it bad not to swallow?

0:42:06.080 --> 0:42:08.839
<v Speaker 3>Ooh? Are we talking about mathwash?

0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:12.480
<v Speaker 5>Don't swallow your Mouthwise, that's not a good don't swallow listine.

0:42:12.560 --> 0:42:14.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this is from a male or female.

0:42:15.000 --> 0:42:17.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I don't think that matters. I think I think

0:42:17.320 --> 0:42:18.640
<v Speaker 3>the rule is still the rule.

0:42:18.719 --> 0:42:19.279
<v Speaker 1>What's the rule?

0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:23.160
<v Speaker 4>Some people want you to gargle the listerine, some people

0:42:23.239 --> 0:42:27.799
<v Speaker 4>want you to spit it back up. But let me

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:31.120
<v Speaker 4>tell you something. Oh god, I have no judgments either.

0:42:31.200 --> 0:42:31.600
<v Speaker 1>Did you know?

0:42:32.000 --> 0:42:33.759
<v Speaker 3>Can we not have an adult conversation about this?

0:42:33.920 --> 0:42:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Yes? We can.

0:42:34.600 --> 0:42:38.000
<v Speaker 5>Here's what I'll say. I'm thirty five years old. Yes,

0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:43.040
<v Speaker 5>if there is a lady, a person in my life

0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:46.480
<v Speaker 5>who ain't swallowing, you're out of here, sister, get beats,

0:42:46.920 --> 0:42:47.480
<v Speaker 5>hit the road.

0:42:49.840 --> 0:42:52.920
<v Speaker 3>We're all doing stuff we don't like. Hit the bricks, sister,

0:42:53.000 --> 0:42:53.680
<v Speaker 3>You're done here.

0:42:53.800 --> 0:42:57.600
<v Speaker 4>I honestly, I respectfully disagree Lngston. I feel as though

0:42:58.040 --> 0:43:01.520
<v Speaker 4>that moment, at those heightened moments of organs, I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like it's it's okay for you know, like maybe you

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<v Speaker 4>don't want to take somebody's sweet sausage in the in

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<v Speaker 4>the mouth, you know, and just like I think it's

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's all right, you know, I think it's

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<v Speaker 4>all right. I think it's like spray another way, because

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<v Speaker 4>there's sometimes I hear it untaste great.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you haven't tasted yours?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, never tasted my funky sponge.

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<v Speaker 5>You should why it's grossed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's from your body.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's like sticking their fingers and holes and licking it

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<v Speaker 2>and being like, oh my god, I'm tasting myself.

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<v Speaker 1>You should taste yourself.

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<v Speaker 6>No, that's that's a very charming thing for a lady

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<v Speaker 6>to do. That's a fucking grotesque thing for a man.

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<v Speaker 6>That's like coy fun for a play for a lady.

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<v Speaker 3>That is ghoulish behavior for a man. All right, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sure it's winter green and fresh.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I don't think you need to swallow.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't like to swallow, don't thank you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I say, you can't have the sixes up the nine.

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<v Speaker 2>So why are we even trying to suck a dry

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<v Speaker 2>unless you had an orgasm? Did you have an orgasm?

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<v Speaker 1>First?

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you sit on his face or figure out

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<v Speaker 2>how to get you before you do that. Maybe if

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<v Speaker 2>he fucking gives you what orgasm first, then you'd be

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<v Speaker 2>like willing to swallow if we're really going to get

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<v Speaker 2>into it.

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<v Speaker 5>WHOA, Okay, so I hadn't considered this possibility. I did

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<v Speaker 5>not consider the possibility that the reason this person is

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<v Speaker 5>not swallowing is because they are unsatisfied on their own end.

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<v Speaker 5>That's if that's the case, maybe reason then my apologies

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<v Speaker 5>to you.

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<v Speaker 3>You deserve to come. That said, if you come, you

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<v Speaker 3>better swallow that nut. Swallow that nut. You got your

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<v Speaker 3>side of it, now, swallow that goddamn nut.

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<v Speaker 2>I am so sorry and glad that I asked this question.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little bit of both.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we have time for one more question.

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<v Speaker 1>We have time for one more.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me ask a pretty serious one, and it's definitely

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<v Speaker 4>on the same topic. How much should I be saving

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<v Speaker 4>for my kids college education?

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<v Speaker 5>WHOA, oh, I don't frankly no, Yeah, my daughter hasn't

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<v Speaker 5>reached a year yet, so I'm not one hundred percent

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<v Speaker 5>sure you're not saving yet we are saving? How dare

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<v Speaker 5>you worth saving? I think a better way of approaching

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<v Speaker 5>it is more like ties for the church, right. You

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<v Speaker 5>should think more in terms of percentage of like what

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<v Speaker 5>you can give, rather than obligating yourself to a lump

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<v Speaker 5>sum that may feel like it's putting you underwater in

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<v Speaker 5>an unfair way.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is is like save what you can see

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<v Speaker 2>what kind of kid you have first? You might not

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<v Speaker 2>have a kind of kid that needs to go to school,

0:45:37.000 --> 0:45:39.480
<v Speaker 2>they could do something else. You might have the kind

0:45:39.480 --> 0:45:41.440
<v Speaker 2>of kid that is so smart they can get some

0:45:41.440 --> 0:45:43.799
<v Speaker 2>sort of scholarship. So I say, get to know your

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<v Speaker 2>kid first before you start figuring out where they should

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<v Speaker 2>go to school.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, especially in these days and times when tuition is

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<v Speaker 4>going up. I will say that you can, of course

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<v Speaker 4>register for a five twenty nine college plan. They have

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<v Speaker 4>them in various states, and you get tax deferment and

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<v Speaker 4>tax deduction using these plan, so it's like having a cueon.

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<v Speaker 4>I think the maximum you can put in each account

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<v Speaker 4>in New York State is fifteen thousand per child, and

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<v Speaker 4>so you'll get a rebate on your taxes for that.

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<v Speaker 3>But then also outside.

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<v Speaker 4>Of that, I was just reading this really great book

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<v Speaker 4>called The Price of Admission by Daniel Golden. He talks

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<v Speaker 4>all about how the college game is rigged. And one

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<v Speaker 4>thing that people do definitely gets a lot of white

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<v Speaker 4>students in is play sports that are what are called

0:46:25.560 --> 0:46:29.480
<v Speaker 4>country club sports now. That might be sailing, rowing, things

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<v Speaker 4>like squash, and there are actually now inner city programs

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<v Speaker 4>for squash and rowing. And if you have a black

0:46:36.040 --> 0:46:40.719
<v Speaker 4>child that is interested in rowing or squash, two things

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<v Speaker 4>you can do in the city and there are programs

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<v Speaker 4>for them. Then they give you an actual bump wherein

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<v Speaker 4>you could get a full on scholarship at a college

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<v Speaker 4>of your choice.

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<v Speaker 3>Woa oh, I love.

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<v Speaker 1>It when he gets Corey Booker on that ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, sorde on, let me put my glasses on. Let

0:46:55.280 --> 0:46:56.879
<v Speaker 3>me put my glasses on, so you believe me. There

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<v Speaker 3>you go.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, you know what I was gonna say. The

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<v Speaker 5>world is ending in college won't exist soon, so fuck it.

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<v Speaker 5>But no, I think I think Jordan's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Do what he said.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, it's a beautiful book.

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<v Speaker 3>I recommend it highly.

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<v Speaker 4>So you just see what the whites are doing, see

0:47:13.920 --> 0:47:15.680
<v Speaker 4>what the rich whites are doing, and then copy that

0:47:15.719 --> 0:47:17.200
<v Speaker 4>shit racketball baby.

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<v Speaker 1>One d see what's the rich white to do? Copy? Okay, Langston.

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<v Speaker 2>We ask every guest of ours, what's the most adult

0:47:23.800 --> 0:47:24.960
<v Speaker 2>thing you want to do for yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>This sear that you haven't been able to do yet.

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<v Speaker 5>I need to and I already know immediately I need

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<v Speaker 5>to start stretching.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't stretch very often.

0:47:35.320 --> 0:47:39.840
<v Speaker 5>I exercise far more than I stretch, and it's eventually

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<v Speaker 5>going to catch up to me and something is going

0:47:41.760 --> 0:47:45.480
<v Speaker 5>to blow up in my body, so I gotta stretch

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<v Speaker 5>if I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all can't see this because it's a podcast, But Lenggston

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<v Speaker 2>meant that shit because he was giving me Obama fingers,

0:47:52.600 --> 0:47:54.319
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, like when he was doing

0:47:54.320 --> 0:47:57.520
<v Speaker 2>a speech, Obama fingers, who meant it? So please go

0:47:57.520 --> 0:47:59.440
<v Speaker 2>get your downward dog and your son's salutation.

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<v Speaker 5>Distretch And now I'm gonna sing a little ol Green

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<v Speaker 5>to send us home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yay, it's so fun to see you friend, see you

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<v Speaker 2>in person one day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, man, when I get to La I love to

0:48:14.200 --> 0:48:15.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna hit you up.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's hang. I'd love that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm tired. It's not for an edible Bye.

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<v Speaker 3>We did it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness. You know what I love.

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<v Speaker 2>I love when podcast hangs feels like a friend's giving

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<v Speaker 2>where you do a proper ass check in and then

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<v Speaker 2>also recap all the crazy shit we've done in the

0:48:40.080 --> 0:48:43.600
<v Speaker 2>last like five to ten years. For sure, do it

0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:45.120
<v Speaker 2>because the last two and.

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<v Speaker 1>A half years have been bullshit, right, so we might

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

0:48:47.640 --> 0:48:50.840
<v Speaker 2>Just like Reminisce, Like for a while, Instagram became the

0:48:50.920 --> 0:48:54.359
<v Speaker 2>ultimate TBT. You're just like, well, I ain't doing shit,

0:48:54.440 --> 0:48:56.080
<v Speaker 2>but I did do this one year.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I can't believe that y'all did.

0:48:59.320 --> 0:49:02.319
<v Speaker 4>Like that is awesome that you got to have that

0:49:02.400 --> 0:49:04.040
<v Speaker 4>adventure in Vancouver together.

0:49:04.120 --> 0:49:06.680
<v Speaker 3>And it kind of shows that something.

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<v Speaker 4>I miss about film and television is the socialization that

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<v Speaker 4>we just don't have quite back yet, you know what

0:49:13.880 --> 0:49:15.479
<v Speaker 4>I'm saying, Like it's not there.

0:49:15.680 --> 0:49:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got it.

0:49:16.680 --> 0:49:18.799
<v Speaker 4>And it was an adventure and it was like what

0:49:18.840 --> 0:49:22.959
<v Speaker 4>we do, making comedy, making making laughs at its best,

0:49:23.040 --> 0:49:23.680
<v Speaker 4>you know what I'm saying.

0:49:23.920 --> 0:49:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it does feel like when you can do comedy

0:49:26.880 --> 0:49:30.680
<v Speaker 2>and film TV shows and films safely, you know, in

0:49:30.719 --> 0:49:32.960
<v Speaker 2>between takes, it's like contagion, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just hasn't had to eating your peanut butter and

0:49:36.120 --> 0:49:39.920
<v Speaker 2>jelly with like rubber gloves. But it is nice that

0:49:39.960 --> 0:49:43.000
<v Speaker 2>we could still connect. And I just say, I don't know,

0:49:43.080 --> 0:49:46.280
<v Speaker 2>y'all call a friend that you have a good memory

0:49:46.360 --> 0:49:48.880
<v Speaker 2>of that you haven't talked to in a while, and

0:49:49.040 --> 0:49:52.319
<v Speaker 2>just reminisce on that one drunken night that you guys

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<v Speaker 2>try to get into a strip club in Vancouver and

0:49:55.080 --> 0:49:59.160
<v Speaker 2>got denied. You know, it's like that was fun then,

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<v Speaker 2>it's still fun now, just do.

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<v Speaker 3>It and this is what happens when you smoke Seth

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<v Speaker 3>Rogan's blood. You know this is it?

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<v Speaker 1>You better start that rumor yet again.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, By everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>This has been an exactly right production.

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<v Speaker 1>Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

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<v Speaker 3>Senior Managing Producer is Hannah Kyle Kraign.

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<v Speaker 1>This episode was sound design.

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<v Speaker 3>And engineered by Ryobomb.

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<v Speaker 1>Our guest booker is Patrick Cotner.

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<v Speaker 3>Our theme song is by DJ Donwell.

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<v Speaker 1>Photography by Chris vander.

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<v Speaker 3>Most, artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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<v Speaker 2>Executive produced by Karen Kilgarrett, Georgia Hartstart and Danielle Kramer.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm