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Speaker 1: Heybody, Oh my goodness, what's up? Everybody?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to adult This is Jordan Carlos and I am

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Speaker 2: miss Shelbyte and you know what the fuck it is.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if this is your first episode, but

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Speaker 2: hopefully it's not your motherfucking last.

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Speaker 1: Sorry I'm saying motherfucking so much, but it is what

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Speaker 1: it is.

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Speaker 3: Mother Wow, coming in hot, hot.

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Speaker 1: Coming in really hot.

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Speaker 2: You know what, I realized people cuss less when they

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Speaker 2: have kids, But for me, like, I don't want to

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Speaker 2: cuss in front of them all the time because let's

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Speaker 2: be honest, But when they're at school, I'm like Andrew

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Speaker 2: Dice Clay bitch, like I have to.

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Speaker 1: Get it out.

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Speaker 3: It's smoking cigarettes and.

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Speaker 1: Little mass Muffett.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's like how I'm living my life because

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Speaker 2: you know, I like purposely put on.

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Speaker 1: Gangster rab when I go pick them.

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Speaker 2: Up because I have I go to sleep with Mowana suck.

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Speaker 1: In my head. Wait a minute, I'm like, oh.

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Speaker 2: Way o, way, like it is not okay, Coco Melon Incanto, Luca,

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Speaker 2: Paul Patrol, PJ Max.

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Speaker 1: Wait, Like what I have this children's.

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Speaker 2: I'm I have children's music stuck in my head and

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Speaker 2: nobody tells you this shit about parenting, like raising a kid, sure,

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Speaker 2: trying to have them not be an asshole, Okay, but

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Speaker 2: the terrible children's music in your mind, Like how does

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Speaker 2: Lynn Manuel Miranda ever sleep?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: Does he can we check in on him? Is he okay?

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Speaker 4: No, he's out there rhyming and freestyling in his own way.

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Speaker 4: I did then raps, but I feel like I'm imagining

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Speaker 4: you pulling up in your mini van to pop smoke,

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Speaker 4: just like bumping pop smoke in the back of the car.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. It's a lot of Tupac. It's

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Speaker 2: a lot of Biggie. When I roll up to the daycare, Wow,

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Speaker 2: it was all a dream. Yeah, yeah so you. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I roll up, I'm like kicking the door, wave in

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Speaker 2: the full fole.

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Speaker 1: Hi, did they eat? Know their meatballs today?

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Speaker 2: Say bye? And then it's head, shoulders, seas and toast.

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Speaker 2: Like don't you feel like you're living a double life

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Speaker 2: as a parent.

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Speaker 3: Sure?

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Speaker 4: I mean, but I'm also I do admit I will

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Speaker 4: play jay z or like tryp call quest certain rap

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Speaker 4: I do play in their presence.

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Speaker 1: Interesting.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like let them know, you know, and then

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Speaker 4: they'll be like, oh, those are grown up boards.

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Speaker 3: We can't say them.

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Speaker 1: And what age did you start playing the hip hop?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm just.

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Speaker 2: Like Blue Ivy's had a Beyonce concert, hitting all the moves?

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Speaker 5: What her?

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Speaker 1: When do we do it? We just do it?

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Speaker 3: Michelle?

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Speaker 4: For the record, you said, at what age do I

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Speaker 4: start playing the hip hop? We are officially old as fuck?

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Speaker 4: What the the hip hop?

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Speaker 2: It's a limited amount they thought that you could play

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Speaker 2: in front of your kids.

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Speaker 1: Why do you start doing it?

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Speaker 4: I started probably around when she was like when Izzy

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Speaker 4: was probably around five, you know, just like playing things

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Speaker 4: old school, like ninety stuff that she could kind of

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Speaker 4: get into some maybe some stuff would go over her head,

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Speaker 4: you know, like some Arrested Development or trap call Quest,

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Speaker 4: you know, just like nineties mixes like that. Now, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Biggie is something a little bit different. I would play

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Speaker 4: like Hypnotize Big Papa, where she doesn't understand what he's saying.

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Speaker 4: That's always like fun. If they don't understand what they're saying,

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Speaker 4: then it's cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they like the beat, the rhythm, the rhyme. Yeah

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Speaker 2: that was me growing up. Yeah, going to Jamaica every summer.

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Speaker 2: I did not know what reggae lyrics meant I was

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Speaker 2: like wax out her belly, ow like not knowing. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's yuck, but you know, I think there is something

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Speaker 2: like if you don't know what it means. But also

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Speaker 2: you know, this is an education for the kids too,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. They're gonna hear it on

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Speaker 2: the school yard and shit.

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Speaker 4: You could never go wrong though, in the car with

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Speaker 4: the first name artists Stevie, Aretha, Diana, Beyonce. If you

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Speaker 4: take it back to Motown or you listen to Beyonce,

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Speaker 4: then it's like those songs you can pretty much hear

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Speaker 4: without any having to love like, uh that that's a

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Speaker 4: you're playing like the Temps, the Tops, things like.

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Speaker 1: That, the Temps, the Tops, the Diana.

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Speaker 3: Of it all.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, my mom used to play the Big Chill

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Speaker 4: soundtrack when I was a kid. She would play the

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Speaker 4: Big Chill soundtrack and that's how I yeah, Big Chill.

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Speaker 4: Never saw the movie, but the soundtrack was thriving out here.

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Speaker 1: Like childhood everybody can.

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Speaker 2: I say, not to be a creeper, but I saw

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Speaker 2: a video that your sister posted of your parents dancing

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Speaker 2: and it so reminded me of my parents dancing, like

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Speaker 2: there's something so beautiful that doesn't happen anymore, where you

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Speaker 2: just like fall into each other's bodies, you know, yes,

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Speaker 2: your arms and you just melt into one person and

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Speaker 2: it's your person, and you've been dancing this two step

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Speaker 2: with this person for decades, and oh my goodness, I

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Speaker 2: just love to see it.

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Speaker 1: I just love to see it.

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Speaker 2: I love to see happy couples because I think we

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Speaker 2: have been so And this is also important used to

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Speaker 2: saying you don't have to be with someone if you're

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Speaker 2: not happy. They had like two happy homestead of one

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Speaker 2: unhappy home. But relationships is a lot of work. And

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Speaker 2: you know, the single folks out there, the people question,

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Speaker 2: the people like living with somebody respect to all that shit.

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Speaker 1: But I know what I know now as a.

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Speaker 2: Married person, like deep in twelve years, and it's hard.

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Speaker 2: It's really really motherfucking hard. So when you see someone

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Speaker 2: like your parents, what forty years later, fifty.

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Speaker 4: Two years married, and I think they like two years married,

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Speaker 4: three or four years dating, so like they've yeah, they've

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Speaker 4: been together so long. But I do feel that they.

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Speaker 1: To jump into each other's arms.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, gold, I mean, but you know, the getting

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Speaker 3: there is hard.

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Speaker 4: The I remember when I was a kid, there were

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Speaker 4: times when it was just like it wasn't tumultuous, but

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Speaker 4: there was definitely a lot of like stress in the

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Speaker 4: house with three black children in Texas, and they were

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Speaker 4: very much about the black excellence.

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Speaker 3: Of it all.

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Speaker 4: And I think that they've really mellowed out part of me.

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Speaker 4: When I watched the video, I was like, who are

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Speaker 5: But you know, you guys are out the house.

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Speaker 1: They don't have to worry about you anymore.

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Speaker 3: They don't have to worry anymore.

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Speaker 4: They've definitely mellowed and gone back to who they were before,

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Speaker 4: they were before they had kids, you know, and they've

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Speaker 4: entered that river again. And it's really it's really beautiful

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Speaker 4: to watch because they really enjoy their own company, they

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Speaker 4: truly do, and they really love each other and they're

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Speaker 4: in love and that's a really beautiful thing. And they're

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Speaker 4: they're just each other's bestie. Now does that that they

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Speaker 4: spend they're that couple though on a plane that's like,

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Speaker 4: you know, like the ones that are just like can

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Speaker 4: we I'm sorry, can we sit together? Because the tickets

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Speaker 4: we get and you're just like just when you gotten comfortable, right,

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Speaker 4: So yeah, it's actually that's them because a lot of

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Speaker 4: couples at that age are just like, You're like, do

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Speaker 4: you want to sit together? And they're like, nah, all right,

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Speaker 4: we've been together a lot. This is fine, Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 4: just together.

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Speaker 1: That's so cute.

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Speaker 4: It's really cute. I loved it. They were just in

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Speaker 4: the Bahamas. They've been there like this past weekend and

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Speaker 4: just having a great time with friends, and they tried

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Speaker 4: to have their fiftieth wedding anniversary there but because of

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Speaker 4: COVID they couldn't, so they went back and we're just

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Speaker 4: having this a wonderful weekend and you know, it's it's

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Speaker 4: great to see.

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Speaker 2: This is like every conversation sometimes when people are like

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Speaker 2: we were going to but because of COVID, we couldn't,

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Speaker 2: and so like shut out to everybody who was meant

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Speaker 2: to celebrate, something was meant to graduate, something was meant

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Speaker 2: to go somewhere, just was meant to but because of COVID,

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Speaker 2: you couldn't up And what the fuck?

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Speaker 4: Thanks a lot, Fauci, I mean not no, no, I know,

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Speaker 4: I congratulations on your retirement.

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Speaker 3: You know, people are saying, like.

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Speaker 1: Talk about retirement.

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Speaker 2: Honey, him and his wife needs to go take a

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Speaker 2: whole ass break.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean for real, for real, they need to

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Speaker 3: go to the Bahamas. Yes, get out there.

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Speaker 1: And do it. I'm just saying, like, it's a couple

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Speaker 2: It's nice to hear that your parents did a good

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Speaker 2: job raising them children, and ken relax with no ailments

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Speaker 2: because you know, the minute you stopped working, something happens.

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Speaker 3: That happens to right, he did pretty damn well. I mean, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 3: pretty damn well.

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Speaker 2: It's the only reason why I'm squatting like every other

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Speaker 2: day squats my exercise, squatting with some weights. Oh that's fun, right,

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Speaker 2: jump rope.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to jump rope. I'm trying to.

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Speaker 4: Well, you got double the trouble, like you're trying to

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Speaker 4: catch up with two three year olds that are just

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Speaker 4: full of energy with batteries in their backs, just like

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Speaker 4: Triple A's going zooming.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's insane, it's insane. Thank God for you, y'all,

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Speaker 2: And thank god for updated playgrounds. I mean, we got

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Speaker 2: the Tetnis shots, but thank god for updated playground.

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Speaker 1: Come through inc that, honey.

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Speaker 4: I feel like this, I feel like they're a testament

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Speaker 4: to the fact that they definitely hung in there and

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Speaker 4: wanted to be in this marriage sometimes. Yeah, even when

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Speaker 4: the chips were down and things look bleak, you know,

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Speaker 4: because you're a kid and you observe, Yeah, and you

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Speaker 4: can tell just from like whatever energy and stuff like

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Speaker 4: that that maybe things aren't right right now, you know,

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Speaker 4: and maybe this is a good patcher that was a

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Speaker 4: bad patches. I never wanted to get in their business,

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Speaker 4: but it was like I was in the house. I

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Speaker 4: could observe, and I remember them having it out sometimes,

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Speaker 4: but like they always argued towards something, and they're reaping

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Speaker 4: what they sewed. It's a really beautiful thing and they

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Speaker 4: actually are having what people dream of golden years, you know.

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Speaker 2: And we love to motherfucker see it because that's goals.

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Speaker 2: It's not just a hashtag.

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Speaker 3: Nah, it's crazy. I'm a dad can dance. They both can.

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Speaker 2: It's attractive when someone can dance. You don't have to sing,

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Speaker 2: but at least carry a fucking beat. It's like, God,

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Speaker 2: I see these like gorgeous bitches on their wedding days

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Speaker 2: just trying to like fucking carry this.

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Speaker 1: Dumb dude. I'm like, you better be.

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Speaker 2: Rich as fuck or just you better just have a

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Speaker 2: huge orgasm every time you sit on it, because why

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Speaker 2: the fuck would you put up with this? Anyways, very

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Speaker 2: excited to get to our guest Jordan who on that note.

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Speaker 2: give it up? So you crazy?

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Speaker 1: Everyone?

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Speaker 3: Get out of your seat, Get on your feet.

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Speaker 1: What the only legs came?

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Speaker 3: Get on your feet right now in the drive through?

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Speaker 3: Come on, there is what's up?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 1: He's in the building.

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Speaker 2: Look at you.

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Speaker 1: Come on, light skinned Benjamin Button agent backwards, Come on?

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Speaker 3: Was I horribly ate when you met me?

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Speaker 2: We love this haircut. It is giving like BT awards.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right? Am I good to the babies? And

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Speaker 3: Oh ship, damn, this is beautiful. What a welcome didn't you?

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Speaker 1: What? What is that? Watches that movado?

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Speaker 3: Let me know, that's the cheap version of a rich

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Speaker 1: Come on, let me get this chilled out. Let's say,

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Speaker 1: let's doubt I love it?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Wait can we talk? Can we just talk about Canada

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Speaker 5: Sure, yes, that we we should do that. Do you

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Speaker 3: Yeah? What is Canada?

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Speaker 2: I feel like I've definitely I know you through the

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Speaker 1: But then we both booked a pilot for seth Rogen.

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Speaker 2: like highly favorite. All this got like an international fucking

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Speaker 1: Production company is, and we're like, this is going to

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Speaker 2: Damon, Wayne's junior played your best friend slash my boyfriend

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 1: And we get to Vancouver. How long were we in

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Speaker 5: I think because Seth and Evan believe in rehearsals, which

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Speaker 5: And boy, oh boy, did it not become a series?

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Speaker 3: Wait, no, I remember this. What was the pilot exactly? Though?

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Speaker 5: It was this show called Singularity, which rings about the

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Speaker 5: It was written by this dude, Sonny Lee, who's amazing.

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Speaker 5: It had all the parts and pieces and Michelle, you know,

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Speaker 3: FX said, no, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I think there was a lot of cooks in the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: I think Seth and Evan have uh and Sonny they

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Speaker 2: this happens all the time they wanted it more.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck they wanted more of, but.

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Speaker 2: You know, even when we were filming it, I was like,

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Speaker 2: this feels like it's gonna be good. It was futuristic.

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Speaker 2: We had weird sneakers on. I was like, this might

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Speaker 2: I mean there was, there was a few. None of

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Speaker 3: Bomb throughout the filming.

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Speaker 5: I'm a fun hang but boy did I bomb throughout

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Speaker 5: the filming.

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Speaker 1: No, you didn't.

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Speaker 2: I like to act like work as vacation, so I

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 2: I'm basically spending the money that I'm making. Anyways, I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I'm away from my family, Like, fuck it, let's just

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Speaker 1: I remember I was eating with you, Damit that Purdue

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Speaker 2: I got like, I have this video of you and

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Speaker 2: Damon and like this really expensive bottle of wine that

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Speaker 3: Yes, I do remember. It came in a trough of

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Speaker 2: It was like it looked like a like a cobra,

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Speaker 3: God, yeah, it was.

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Speaker 2: It was a show and I was like, why are

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Speaker 2: we doing this? And then like seafood towers. I left

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Speaker 5: That's what I remember most is that Michelle, I think

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Speaker 3: Yea, she returned. I didn't know you were that into seafood, Michelle.

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Speaker 2: I'm into a moment, Honey, I'm into a moment, you know,

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Speaker 2: make it make sense. I'm in Vancouver. Let me see

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Speaker 4: Like, not that into octopus, but if you stack it

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Speaker 2: Was muscles, oysters, it was tushimi, It was all types

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Speaker 1: It was a different part of a lobster.

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Speaker 5: Listen, they never didn't show up for the seafood tower,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like they showed up and

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Speaker 2: Wow, were you there that night we tried to get

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Speaker 5: I was yeah, we were all very drunk and running

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Speaker 5: we were Yes, you were the most drunk I think

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Speaker 3: And then we tried to go to the strip club

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Speaker 3: and then they reject this. Didn't they tell us like, no,

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Speaker 3: you can't. They did, you can't strip club here?

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Speaker 2: I mean they probably saw me and they were like,

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Speaker 4: How did you get rejected from a strip club in Vancouver?

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Speaker 4: That's what what haped? No did y'all scream race?

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Speaker 3: I know? I will.

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Speaker 1: Al Sharpton showed up the next day.

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Speaker 4: It was but lex and you have a whole episode

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Speaker 4: on bust Down called Beaige Rage. Your Beaige rage didn't

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Speaker 5: I don't think I was leading the charge in the

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Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I'll go home. I don't know,

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Speaker 3: I don't gotta be here. This is crazy beige rage.

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Speaker 1: That's my favorite. Do you get into fights? Have you

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Speaker 1: gotten into fights? Grown up?

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Speaker 3: I wasn't a big fighter.

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Speaker 5: I am a I throw tantrums when people upset me

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: I'm a I'll store them off, I'll knock over a glass.

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Speaker 3: I'm a piece of shit.

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Speaker 5: But I don't I'm not punching anybody in the face necessarily.

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Speaker 3: That's not my style. You'll make a display. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: more of a how dare you? Sir? Is anyone else

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Speaker 1: Are you just gonna watch what's happening to me?

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Speaker 3: Your character? Man?

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Speaker 4: It just makes me laugh so hard because how far

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Speaker 5: I want to believe I'm very far from that person,

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Speaker 5: but I don't know that. You know, the goal when

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Speaker 5: And so it's you know, I am annoying, and my

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Speaker 3: You're not, Like, you're not annoying? Man, all right, you're annoying.

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Speaker 3: You'll get You'll get in. See.

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Speaker 4: I gotta spend more time with you, bro, Like every

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Speaker 4: time we hang out. It's a fun hang I gotta

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Speaker 3: And I'm just being, oh, yeah, you'll get it.

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Speaker 2: That's what I really don't remember. Hanging one on one

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Speaker 5: We had a lot of meals together, we did it

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Speaker 5: was a great time, though.

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Speaker 3: I really that was a fun, fun shoot.

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Speaker 2: Are you finding fun in other projects like that? Like,

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Speaker 2: are you just like this, this is what I have

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Speaker 5: I have, but not to the same that one, to

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Speaker 5: your point, felt like an adventure in a way that

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Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever adventured.

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Speaker 3: Again.

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Speaker 5: I've had fun on sets, I've done shit with coworkers

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Speaker 5: like every day we wake up and we'll find a

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Speaker 3: And you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like that was like a that was

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was one hundred summer camp.

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Speaker 5: I think the first night we got there, seth made

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Speaker 5: us go see get Out together and we just all

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Speaker 2: I forgot that, you know why, because I smoked Seth's blunt.

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Speaker 3: That's right, yes, everybody was.

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Speaker 1: I wish I was better at smoking weed.

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Speaker 3: You smoked Seth Brogan's blunt. Yo. I meant start that

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Speaker 2: I'm got to start that rumor. Michelle Buteaux smokes Seth

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Speaker 2: Rogan's blunt. Yeah, start that motherfucking ruma.

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 2: I sucked it too. I was like, oh, it's a

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Speaker 2: little wet at the tip. I'm so sorry. Sorry, Seth,

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Speaker 2: I'm the one.

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Speaker 1: Sorry everyone.

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Speaker 5: I will say that they are high pretty much the

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Speaker 1: They wake up and productive as fuck. I was very impressive.

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Speaker 3: It was super impressive because you know, we'd have.

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Speaker 5: Like four thirty five am like call times and show

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Speaker 5: baking and also like planning out shots and you just

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Speaker 1: Done better than most people that aren't high.

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Speaker 2: It was inspiring, really and truly, I was like, I'm

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Speaker 2: you have snacks on set, like in America, you'll get

446
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,520
Speaker 2: like a hot dog or like a turkey burger and

447
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,720
Speaker 2: they think they're being healthy. We had like oysters and poutine.

448
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,119
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck?

449
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:40,680
Speaker 1: That was wild.

450
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,040
Speaker 2: Also, I think I cooked at his house one night.

451
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,840
Speaker 2: This is all coming back to me like a fever dream.

452
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:46,440
Speaker 3: That's right.

453
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:47,439
Speaker 1: That was crazy.

454
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,239
Speaker 2: They were doing a movie at the same time, and

455
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,919
Speaker 2: the boys from what's the name of that show they

456
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:54,400
Speaker 2: had in Comedy Central Workaholics, Workaholics.

457
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,199
Speaker 3: That's right.

458
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Workaholics dudes were shooting up there at the time.

459
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Sugaring Beard was And I made oxtail for

460
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:02,959
Speaker 2: like twenty people.

461
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,760
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I just wanted to.

462
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,719
Speaker 3: And it was a good ax day.

463
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 2: It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. God, so much has

464
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,440
Speaker 2: changed in then.

465
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,840
Speaker 3: You never made me oxtail.

466
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:12,800
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

467
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 3: You made me noxtail? Oh fuck?

468
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 1: But what have I made you and your family?

469
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,320
Speaker 3: You've made me so much food?

470
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 1: Not much? My husband barbecue is not me.

471
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,440
Speaker 3: Do you guys get to hang a lot now?

472
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,640
Speaker 4: Not as much as I would like, because she abandoned

473
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,320
Speaker 4: me and moved out of Brooklyn.

474
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 3: Oh no, where are you now?

475
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 2: I'm in City Island, which is a little part of

476
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,960
Speaker 2: the Bronx Oh, and it's like a little fish in

477
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,680
Speaker 2: town and it's cute as fuck. I mean, I feel

478
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,639
Speaker 2: like we've all entered the next phase of adulting.

479
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,960
Speaker 1: We have kids now. We have to think of space in.

480
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,280
Speaker 2: School districts and yard and where we're gonna put the

481
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,080
Speaker 2: car and how many steps we got to fuck with?

482
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,879
Speaker 1: And you know, can we have a dishwasher? You know

483
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 1: all that shit.

484
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,159
Speaker 2: And so Jordan's family is definitely part of the quarantine,

485
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 2: like we hang. Yeah, our kids love each other, but.

486
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 1: Fuck boo, you got a kid down.

487
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:05,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's wild. It's a wild choice, it is. We

488
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 3: all made some wild choices. Huh. A little girl, little boy.

489
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 3: She's a little girl.

490
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:13,119
Speaker 5: She's ten and a half months old, and she can stand.

491
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 5: She cannot yet walk, but she'll get there. She'll learn

492
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 5: to do that eventually, I'm told. And she's pretty cool.

493
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 3: She's a cool lady. I like her.

494
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,359
Speaker 1: Oh I love that you like her, because that happens too. Yeah.

495
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 5: No, I've talked to a few friends who are like, nah,

496
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,919
Speaker 5: I ain't. I ain't a big fan. Like they cool,

497
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,400
Speaker 5: but I'm not liking love deeply.

498
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 3: Yeah with the baby, Damn, that's real.

499
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,840
Speaker 2: No one talks about it because they feel bad about it.

500
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 2: But that's real, Like just because it's your DNA, there

501
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 2: are people in your family that you don't like.

502
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, Like it happens.

503
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 2: Just because you're related, doesn't mean that you have to

504
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 2: like each other.

505
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 5: And I also think with babies, especially there constantly and

506
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 5: it's just a function of their nature. They're constantly taking right,

507
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 5: like that is who they have to be for the

508
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 5: first year to two years of their life. They don't

509
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 5: give a lie.

510
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: I was like, eighteen years, yes, go on, sure, I

511
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,119
Speaker 1: don't know.

512
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 5: I'm hopeful that this changes, but apparently it does.

513
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:11,120
Speaker 3: It they just thirty to forty years. Yes, God, but.

514
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 4: After you're gone, after you're gone, they will stand on

515
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:16,640
Speaker 4: their own.

516
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 5: Stand it right now, They're just gonna steal rings from

517
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 5: your gravesite after you're gone.

518
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,959
Speaker 2: It's so funny you say that, because I was like,

519
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 2: if you want to have a kid and you've dated

520
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 2: someone who is useless, you'll be able to have a

521
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 2: kid because you're just taking care of someone that doesn't

522
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 2: do anything for you. And that's what it's like, especially

523
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 2: in the beginning.

524
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:37,920
Speaker 1: Now.

525
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 2: I always ask, especially any new dad, did you feel

526
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 2: just like hella useless in the beginning because it was

527
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 2: all your wife.

528
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:51,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, you you feel like a loser when every

529
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 5: time the baby needs something, you got to be like, hey,

530
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 5: the baby, the baby crying, the baby don't like me

531
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 5: no more.

532
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 3: You got to fix it.

533
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 5: But I will say that that the triumph when you

534
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 5: finally reach that triumphant moment of being able to put

535
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 5: your kid to sleep on your own without liking anyone else.

536
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 5: Jumping in is fucking huge once you start learning like

537
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 5: rhythmic things that like even like there are things I

538
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 5: can do for my daughter that my wife can't, and.

539
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,360
Speaker 3: That's like, all right, yeah, I'm doing something now.

540
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,880
Speaker 5: I cannot sustain her life and I thank her every

541
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 5: day for keeping her alive. But you know, when it

542
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 5: comes to making her laugh, I got this.

543
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,199
Speaker 3: You're the playmate. You're the playmate.

544
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 5: I'm hilarious to this baby and I'll take that every day.

545
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 1: You know, Oh I love that. See, I can do

546
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 1: it all.

547
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 2: You know, nobody wants to follow my alphabet because it's giving.

548
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 3: She's got her own. You're the homie. Then the day

549
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 3: is made when you're around.

550
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 5: Is that I'm a fun hang and then I dip

551
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 5: off because the responsibility has to kick in for everyone else.

552
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 2: Jordan told me, like, I don't even remember when you

553
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 2: said this, probably like when debate before they were born.

554
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but he was like, as a parent,

555
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 2: you have to learn how to parent yourself.

556
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 3: Mmmm, tell me more. Absolutely, go home, bro, that kind

557
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 3: of stuff. You know.

558
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 4: Let's say you're out, it could even be five and

559
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 4: people are like, let's go get some drinks at the

560
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 4: thank thing and you're like, well, you know, I probably

561
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 4: shouldn't because my mate's not doing that. So rather than

562
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 4: tell her, you know that I did this with these

563
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 4: people while you were stuck with baby, I'm gonna just

564
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 4: go home like that kind of thinking of your partner

565
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,679
Speaker 4: before your own needs for a while. And that's how

566
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 4: it is for a while, but it's not forever. It's

567
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 4: not forever, and especially in those early nascent moments and

568
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 4: that period, it's gonna change. You'll see it changes, like

569
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 4: you get your time back and you get a lot

570
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 4: of your life back.

571
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: And that's interesting because that's what it was like for you.

572
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 2: But for me it was like, I gotta stop having

573
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 2: my parents tell me their opinions because it's not absolute.

574
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 1: Like I got this like, I'm the parent it.

575
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:00,360
Speaker 4: Now.

576
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: Do you have a picture of your baby?

577
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,679
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'll show you my Screensavorite pictures are of

578
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 5: her looking insane, because that's funnier to me.

579
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 3: But this, yeah, this is nice.

580
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 1: This is Oh my god.

581
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yo, drop it in the chat, bro.

582
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just a fat she's so squishy.

583
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: She looks like your wife.

584
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 3: She's healthy.

585
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I'm making her jog as soon as

586
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 5: the legs work.

587
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 3: I love it. I'm joking.

588
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:51,719
Speaker 1: I will say, enjoy it.

589
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 2: She's just about to start walking, and I say enjoy

590
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 2: it while she's still crawling and stuff. Because my daughter

591
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 2: walked at ten months, but she ain't just walking, she

592
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 2: started running. I was like, you gotta come back. And

593
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 2: then my son did not walk till he was a

594
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,679
Speaker 2: year and a half. So with twins, I'm caring. And

595
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,199
Speaker 2: he's like, he's the size of Bruno Mars right now

596
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 2: and he's three and a half.

597
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

598
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: He's big, No shade to Bruno.

599
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 3: I love he's a handsome little guy. Yeah that was

600
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 3: a double takedown. I love it.

601
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 1: Conto says, we don't talk about Bruno. I love to

602
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: talk about Bruno. I love it.

603
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 3: Bruno's my Beyonce.

604
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 5: I love Bruno Mars right, he's I saw him in

605
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,199
Speaker 5: concert on on Molly and it was truly one of

606
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 5: the more euphoric moments of my life.

607
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 1: Oh yes, did it make you want to buy a

608
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 1: wig and a gold chain?

609
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 3: I thought I had one on the entire time? Did

610
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 3: you want to call out to Julio the whole time?

611
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: Get the whips?

612
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 3: What in the Morris Day is happening with this guy?

613
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 3: He just found his wave.

614
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 5: He was like, look, yell, ain't gonna call it appropriation

615
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 5: If I funk with eineteen eighty.

616
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 3: Three, black people's shit. Just that's where I'm gonna live.

617
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 1: That's true, That's true. Yeah, what a dad?

618
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 4: Laugh? Enjoy that baby fat because I love when a

619
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 4: tyler like they look like they got a little beer belly,

620
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 4: you know, oh and you could and then mouth breathe.

621
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 4: They're like, she does do that?

622
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen that video of like this like

623
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 2: a Thai baby that's smoking a cigarette?

624
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: You haven't seen that baby.

625
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 5: I have seen that video and it's heartbreaking but also

626
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 5: real hilarious.

627
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: A two year old hypertension.

628
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 5: I will say that that one of the things that

629
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 5: somebody told me that ended up being like super helpful,

630
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 5: even when it just like first six months type shit

631
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:53,719
Speaker 5: is like as a dad, you should just change every diaper.

632
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 5: And that was big for us because it was like, oh,

633
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 5: she's crying in the middle of I And this would

634
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 5: before back when we were stupid and we thought we

635
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 5: had to change her every time she cried in the

636
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 5: middle of the night. But like stuff like that, if

637
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 5: I pop up and change the diaper, I've done what

638
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 5: I can do, and then that allows my wife to

639
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 5: then take on the responsibility of staying awake with the baby.

640
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 5: But I've been good dad all the way through it,

641
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 5: you know, I've helped, And that's that's huge.

642
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, playing a role making making the other person

643
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 4: not feel alone or like going through this alone.

644
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I think, especially as partners, because if you've

645
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 2: been with each other for so long, you just feel

646
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 2: like you know, but I think checking in and be

647
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 2: like what do you need, Like, like what do you

648
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 2: need me to do for you to feel comfortable relaxed

649
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 2: resting is huge and like actually mean it.

650
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.

651
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 5: There's an easy fix to a lot of stuff if

652
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 5: you're being communicative inside of it. It's not always a

653
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 5: comfortable fix, but it is an easy fix as long

654
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 5: as you're sort of talking it through. But when you're not,

655
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 5: it becomes like much more complex because now I'm resentful

656
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 5: of the fact that you didn't ask or we didn't

657
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 5: talk about this shit, and I had to do it

658
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 5: by myself. And now it's stacking on top of each

659
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 5: other and making things real messy for baby and everyone involved.

660
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 2: Oh, the resentment can build real quick. Yeah, I have

661
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 2: a question, what is the biggest misconception you think people

662
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 2: have of not only comedians but black mail comedians.

663
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 1: Mmmm?

664
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 4: Who.

665
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 5: That's tough because I think if I were to give

666
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 5: an answer, it feels like a very nineteen ninety six answer.

667
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 3: Does that make sense?

668
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 2: That like that I wasn't even born yet, But go ahead,

669
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 2: I assure around.

670
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 5: But you know, it used to be like, oh, we're

671
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 5: all like humping stools and wearing big suits and running

672
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 5: the stage. And now I feel like we've introduced more of.

673
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 3: A nuanced approach to what.

674
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 5: Can be We run the gamut now in a way

675
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 5: that I don't necessarily know that I feel stereotyped.

676
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 3: As often as as I.

677
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 5: Guess a former version of this career probably did. I

678
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 5: don't know, what do you guys think? Where where do

679
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 5: you land in this geez?

680
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 4: I think it's maybe like there's still a glass ceiling

681
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 4: a little bit about what we can talk about. I

682
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 4: love talking about like class stuff, and that just really

683
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 4: gets people's booty holes puckered. And then I just feel like,

684
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 4: once I start talking about race again, I'm like, ah, better,

685
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 4: you know mm, I have noticed that. And if I

686
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 4: stray and talk about things that are actually things that

687
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 4: they don't expect me to talk about, then you know,

688
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 4: it's it still feels as though like I'm getting an

689
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 4: energy from the audience of like, we're just not sure

690
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 4: that we can trust you with these jokes.

691
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 3: Say in the box, yeah, in the box please. Yeah.

692
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 5: There is still this want for black comics to sort

693
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 5: of like it in staying in the box. It's also

694
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,959
Speaker 5: a little bit of like stay on the right side

695
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 5: of what we consider to be like history or correct

696
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 5: or whatever it is. And niggas get messy too, you

697
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 5: know what I mean, Like we deserve the opportunity to

698
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 5: go up there and be figure it out, uh problematic

699
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 5: and weird, and they all figure it out, and yeah, exactly.

700
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 2: Speaking to that, Like I think players, when I think

701
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 2: of the way I hear people talk about black male

702
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: comedians is like they're all going to be played, Like

703
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 2: even if they are married with kids, it's like, well,

704
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 2: they can't be I don't know why that.

705
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: I get a lot.

706
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 2: And then also I feel like we're just supposed to

707
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 2: be happy all the time. Oh yeah, happy all the time,

708
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 2: like even if it's just like running into you at

709
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 2: a line or just like just do the thing, you

710
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 2: know what I mean, like make the joke, say the thing,

711
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 2: you know, it's like happy clown, like do that shit.

712
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: That's what I feel like sometimes.

713
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I will say that that Black people as artists,

714
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 5: I feel like, need to be in the eyes of the.

715
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 3: Public showmen, show people in a.

716
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 5: Way that I don't think is always asked of our

717
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,719
Speaker 5: white counterparts, right that, like the show can never cease

718
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 5: with us, otherwise we are unlikable or difficult or whatever

719
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 5: the fuck. Whereas like if a white dude is just

720
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 5: sitting around grumpy, we recognize that it as like, oh,

721
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 5: he's a complex individual with like layers and nuanced and

722
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 5: it's like, nah, that's just a me motherfucker man, some

723
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 5: of the shit you're just like giving grace to and

724
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 5: not the other way around.

725
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, yo, I feel like I feel like this.

726
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 4: Sometimes people love your rhythm but hate your blues, right,

727
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 4: and that happens a lot a lot with black male

728
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 4: comics or black people in general. The second that you

729
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 4: get deep or the second that you do is stop down,

730
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 4: it's like everybody's butthole puckers and you're like, come on now, y'all,

731
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 4: Like I was just entertaining you for the past what

732
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 4: umpteen minutes, and now I just want to say one

733
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 4: real thing, and y'all are like.

734
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,280
Speaker 3: I don't know. I can see the strings at the puppet.

735
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 4: Show, you know, like it's like I'm not I can't

736
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 4: spoon feed you forever. I want to have some I

737
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 4: want to get something out of this experience as well.

738
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 4: But it's not gonna stop me. Yeah it has, like

739
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 4: it's made me afraid, but it hasn't like stopped me.

740
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 3: And it's okay, you know, It's like it's all right.

741
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,879
Speaker 2: Ultimately, it feels like just straight up pandering because it's

742
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 2: like I'm working on my shit too.

743
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: I just happen to be doing it. In front of

744
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: you guys, right, so just enjoy the bits that you

745
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: did laugh at.

746
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 2: But I'm a real ass fucking human being with experiences,

747
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 2: so let me fucking do this.

748
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I think in that way, uh, there is

749
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 5: in the grander conversation where I having there, there is

750
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 5: sort of a want to remain inhuman for the audience,

751
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 5: right that as long as we don't start making human

752
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 5: connection and we remain funny and entertaining. And maybe that's

753
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 5: just a fault of comedy in general. Is like they

754
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 5: don't want us to be human beings. They want us

755
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 5: to be, like you said, silly clowns. And then at

756
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 5: some point they go, I that's too fucking human.

757
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 3: For my taste. I'm not having fun anymore.

758
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 5: And the dance is really figuring out a way to

759
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 5: get these motherfuckers to accept us as human as we

760
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 5: want to be.

761
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

762
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like whoever's listening to this, whoever

763
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 2: needs this, I don't like, whoever does this, just fucking

764
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 2: stop and chill.

765
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: You know.

766
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 2: I remember when Lizzo stop and show it's too much.

767
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 2: You're like, it's like, are you the police of everybody's

768
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 2: fucking emotions? Like I remember when Lizzo posted that she

769
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 2: was working out and everyone's like, oh, no, she's working out.

770
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, bitch, cholesterol, Like she's still gonna be

771
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 2: thick and beautiful. Like the fact that even if you're

772
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 2: not even in the public eye or have the experience

773
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 2: on stage to like clap back at someone, that people

774
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 2: still have the desire the need to tell you what

775
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 2: they think. It's fucking wild, and like we are all

776
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 2: raising kids in a time where they have to think

777
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 2: for themselves in real life and then also on internet,

778
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 2: and that's fucking crazy. That's again one more job that

779
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 2: I didn't want to have to fucking do.

780
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I think even to that, like I thinking

781
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 5: about the Lizo shit, it's like all right, even if

782
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 5: she was working out, just truly because she like was like, yo,

783
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 5: I don't want this figure anymore. Whatever goals change, sense

784
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 5: of self changes, and that's okay. It's perfectly normal for

785
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 5: a human being to be like, hey, I woke up

786
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 5: today and I want to be different. And I think

787
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 5: we've reached a weird space in society where we go no, bitch,

788
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 5: you pick your position, you stay exactly as you are

789
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 5: as the big girl that tworks with flutes and she's like, yo,

790
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 5: I don't even want to play flute no more. I

791
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 5: just I just want to read and grow bananas or

792
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 5: whatever the fuck Lizzo's planning to do next.

793
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,439
Speaker 4: Adele was able to do it though. Adele I went

794
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 4: from her plus size down to where she is.

795
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 3: But they got mad at Adele for that shit.

796
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but she got through it. I feel like

797
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 4: she got through it. I am now like I'll be like,

798
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,399
Speaker 4: oh yeah, Adele was like that.

799
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, she dropped an amazing album to follow it.

800
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 2: She got divorced, She dropped the Weight drop an album,

801
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 2: and then dropped her ass on some black Dick and

802
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 2: people were like, okay, right, she had a journey.

803
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 5: I'm here, you've got a lot going on, sister. We're

804
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 5: gonna let you see this through. Ah, we'll talk when

805
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 5: you're on the other side.

806
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 3: You clearly got some shit. You're you're operating through a blueprint.

807
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 2: We get questions from our audience members about adulting, and we'd.

808
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: Like to ask you some Is that cool?

809
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it.

810
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's so many good ones.

811
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 2: Okay, this one was just get out of the way,

812
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 2: because I think it's important nobody ever talks about it.

813
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: It's entertaining but also annoying.

814
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: Somebody, one of our listeners wants to know should I

815
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 2: get a vanity license plate?

816
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 3: Oh? Should I answer first? Or do you?

817
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: Yes?

818
00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 4: Yes?

819
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:58,760
Speaker 1: Please?

820
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say uh, I'm gonna say yes, you should.

821
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: Really.

822
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,800
Speaker 3: Here's here's why.

823
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 5: My first instinct is to say no, that's loser behavior.

824
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 5: Don't you dare do that? But but I think if

825
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 5: I'm really thinking it through, if that's something that makes

826
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 5: you feel whole as a person, if it truly is

827
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 5: gonna fill a void in your life, then you just

828
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 5: get that vanity license plate. Now, if you get it

829
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 5: and that hole still sits there, you gotta go to therapy.

830
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 5: You gotta self reflect because you made a big choice

831
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,919
Speaker 5: and it didn't solve your problems. But I say go

832
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,760
Speaker 5: for it. If this is a gap that you feel

833
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 5: missing in your person.

834
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 2: I mean, if we had a microphone, we drop it.

835
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 2: They're too expensive. They're podcasting. I love it, but that

836
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 2: we don't need to follow. Oh sorry, we gotta follow.

837
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 2: We got two fingers and.

838
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: A follow up.

839
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 4: I just want to ask what go around and ask

840
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 4: what your vanity plates to be?

841
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 1: Oh man?

842
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: I think Mom would be like be yourself or some shit,

843
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, or like be beautiful or

844
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 2: like something about boot something about booty.

845
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:01,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

846
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 5: I think I do something real stupid, which is why

847
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 5: I know I'm not supposed to. Like I would get

848
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 5: like it would say like not Cisco's car or something

849
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 5: like that.

850
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 3: It's like, what did you do that for?

851
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 5: Man?

852
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 3: You spent how much money to make it clear that

853
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 3: this isn't Cisco's car? What's wrong?

854
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 4: Oh?

855
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 2: Oh?

856
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,240
Speaker 1: No? Next question?

857
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 2: My daughter went to her father's house, my ex, for

858
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 2: the weekend, and I found out that his girlfriend cut

859
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 2: my daughter's hair.

860
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: I didn't expect that shit.

861
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 2: Now I'm having some Okay, Well, she said it was

862
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 2: more than a trim, and I did not give her permission.

863
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 1: What do I do?

864
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 3: What do I do? Oh? You murder that lady.

865
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 4: You cannot advocate, cannot say that.

866
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 5: Okay, you confront that lady and you demand that she

867
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,359
Speaker 5: grow your daughter's hair back, because.

868
00:39:56,040 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 3: That's the same. That is truly wild. How dare you?

869
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 1: That is some trifling shit right there? I cannot believe.

870
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 4: I think it's a never again. I think it's like

871
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 4: a never again. Like, Okay, you've done this. There's no

872
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 4: un baking the cake. Yeah, the next time, ask my permission. Okay,

873
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 4: I'm not coming in that nice. I'm not coming in

874
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,919
Speaker 4: that nice. It's not her kids. She did not grow

875
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 4: the kids, she not have the kid. She is not

876
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 4: the kid's mother.

877
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 2: She's not allowed to see she's not allowed to be

878
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 2: over there when ex girl, we're girlfriend's there anymore?

879
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: Period. For me, co parenting is hard. Parenting together when

880
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,439
Speaker 1: you love someone is hard.

881
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 2: Imagine if you're not together and don't see I this

882
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: is some trifling bullshit. Why doesn't one of her kids

883
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 2: come over to my house now it's me and then

884
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 2: I give them a tattoo?

885
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 5: I mean like that, Okay, you can cut my daughter's there,

886
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 5: but I get to tattoo your child.

887
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 3: I love that, Michelle. I love how you clenched there.

888
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 2: You're just like you know why because I like, I

889
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 2: had this moment with my husband. So I was filming

890
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,399
Speaker 2: Firstwaf's Club in Atlanta for three months. When I came back,

891
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 2: baby boy's hair was cut, and I'm like, that is

892
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 2: his crown?

893
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 1: How dare you?

894
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 2: And we had because my husband's white, we had a

895
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,919
Speaker 2: whole less conversation of what it means to have hair

896
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 2: makes hair, And I was like, this is important for

897
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 2: different reasons, and then he was like, didn't even think

898
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 2: about it. I'm like, you're bald and you know what

899
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 2: to bean, Like why would you and so? And that's

900
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 2: a conversation with somebody that I love.

901
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 5: I just don't think you can this can be that

902
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 5: peaceful because this person is still going to be around

903
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 5: your child and clearly doesn't function from the instinct of

904
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 5: respect and care from the beginning. So like, whatever this is,

905
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 5: you gotta there's got to be a little smoke here.

906
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 5: It can't just be a polite conversation.

907
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell your lawyer you're trying to roll up on him. Liston. Yeah, no,

908
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,399
Speaker 3: I'm beating knees, you know what I mean.

909
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:57,479
Speaker 2: Like, that's unacceptable, you guys, This is a really important question.

910
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: I think the guys should answer.

911
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I really hate to swallow?

912
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: Yes?

913
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 3: Do I have to?

914
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 2: I really hate to swallow? Do I have to? Is

915
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 2: it bad not to swallow?

916
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 3: Ooh? Are we talking about mathwash?

917
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 5: Don't swallow your Mouthwise, that's not a good don't swallow listine.

918
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is from a male or female.

919
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think that matters. I think I think

920
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 3: the rule is still the rule.

921
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: What's the rule?

922
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 4: Some people want you to gargle the listerine, some people

923
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 4: want you to spit it back up. But let me

924
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 4: tell you something. Oh god, I have no judgments either.

925
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: Did you know?

926
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 3: Can we not have an adult conversation about this?

927
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 1: Yes? We can.

928
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 5: Here's what I'll say. I'm thirty five years old. Yes,

929
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 5: if there is a lady, a person in my life

930
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 5: who ain't swallowing, you're out of here, sister, get beats,

931
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 5: hit the road.

932
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 3: We're all doing stuff we don't like. Hit the bricks, sister,

933
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 3: You're done here.

934
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 4: I honestly, I respectfully disagree Lngston. I feel as though

935
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 4: that moment, at those heightened moments of organs, I feel

936
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 4: like it's it's okay for you know, like maybe you

937
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 4: don't want to take somebody's sweet sausage in the in

938
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 4: the mouth, you know, and just like I think it's

939
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 4: I think it's all right, you know, I think it's

940
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 4: all right. I think it's like spray another way, because

941
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 4: there's sometimes I hear it untaste great.

942
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: You know you haven't tasted yours?

943
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,919
Speaker 3: No, no, never tasted my funky sponge.

944
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,240
Speaker 5: You should why it's grossed.

945
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: It's from your body.

946
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 2: Everyone's like sticking their fingers and holes and licking it

947
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 2: and being like, oh my god, I'm tasting myself.

948
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,800
Speaker 1: You should taste yourself.

949
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,720
Speaker 6: No, that's that's a very charming thing for a lady

950
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 6: to do. That's a fucking grotesque thing for a man.

951
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 6: That's like coy fun for a play for a lady.

952
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 3: That is ghoulish behavior for a man. All right, I'm

953
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 3: sure it's winter green and fresh.

954
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 2: By the way, I don't think you need to swallow.

955
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 2: If you don't like to swallow, don't thank you. Yeah,

956
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 2: I say, you can't have the sixes up the nine.

957
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 2: So why are we even trying to suck a dry

958
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 2: unless you had an orgasm? Did you have an orgasm?

959
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: First?

960
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 2: Make sure you sit on his face or figure out

961
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 2: how to get you before you do that. Maybe if

962
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 2: he fucking gives you what orgasm first, then you'd be

963
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 2: like willing to swallow if we're really going to get

964
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 2: into it.

965
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 5: WHOA, Okay, so I hadn't considered this possibility. I did

966
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 5: not consider the possibility that the reason this person is

967
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 5: not swallowing is because they are unsatisfied on their own end.

968
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 5: That's if that's the case, maybe reason then my apologies

969
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 5: to you.

970
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 3: You deserve to come. That said, if you come, you

971
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 3: better swallow that nut. Swallow that nut. You got your

972
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 3: side of it, now, swallow that goddamn nut.

973
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 2: I am so sorry and glad that I asked this question.

974
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 1: It's a little bit of both.

975
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 3: I think we have time for one more question.

976
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:49,919
Speaker 1: We have time for one more.

977
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 4: Let me ask a pretty serious one, and it's definitely

978
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 4: on the same topic. How much should I be saving

979
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 4: for my kids college education?

980
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 5: WHOA, oh, I don't frankly no, Yeah, my daughter hasn't

981
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 5: reached a year yet, so I'm not one hundred percent

982
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 5: sure you're not saving yet we are saving? How dare

983
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 5: you worth saving? I think a better way of approaching

984
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 5: it is more like ties for the church, right. You

985
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 5: should think more in terms of percentage of like what

986
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 5: you can give, rather than obligating yourself to a lump

987
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 5: sum that may feel like it's putting you underwater in

988
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 5: an unfair way.

989
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: Okay.

990
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 2: The thing is is like save what you can see

991
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 2: what kind of kid you have first? You might not

992
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 2: have a kind of kid that needs to go to school,

993
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 2: they could do something else. You might have the kind

994
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 2: of kid that is so smart they can get some

995
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 2: sort of scholarship. So I say, get to know your

996
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 2: kid first before you start figuring out where they should

997
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 2: go to school.

998
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:47,720
Speaker 5: Yeah.

999
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 4: Absolutely, especially in these days and times when tuition is

1000
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 4: going up. I will say that you can, of course

1001
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 4: register for a five twenty nine college plan. They have

1002
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 4: them in various states, and you get tax deferment and

1003
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 4: tax deduction using these plan, so it's like having a cueon.

1004
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 4: I think the maximum you can put in each account

1005
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 4: in New York State is fifteen thousand per child, and

1006
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 4: so you'll get a rebate on your taxes for that.

1007
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 3: But then also outside.

1008
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 4: Of that, I was just reading this really great book

1009
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 4: called The Price of Admission by Daniel Golden. He talks

1010
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 4: all about how the college game is rigged. And one

1011
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 4: thing that people do definitely gets a lot of white

1012
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 4: students in is play sports that are what are called

1013
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 4: country club sports now. That might be sailing, rowing, things

1014
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 4: like squash, and there are actually now inner city programs

1015
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 4: for squash and rowing. And if you have a black

1016
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 4: child that is interested in rowing or squash, two things

1017
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 4: you can do in the city and there are programs

1018
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 4: for them. Then they give you an actual bump wherein

1019
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 4: you could get a full on scholarship at a college

1020
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 4: of your choice.

1021
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 3: Woa oh, I love.

1022
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: It when he gets Corey Booker on that ass.

1023
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:52,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1024
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 3: Oh, sorde on, let me put my glasses on. Let

1025
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,879
Speaker 3: me put my glasses on, so you believe me. There

1026
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 3: you go.

1027
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 5: I said, you know what I was gonna say. The

1028
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 5: world is ending in college won't exist soon, so fuck it.

1029
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 5: But no, I think I think Jordan's right.

1030
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,280
Speaker 3: Do what he said.

1031
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's a beautiful book.

1032
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 3: I recommend it highly.

1033
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 4: So you just see what the whites are doing, see

1034
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 4: what the rich whites are doing, and then copy that

1035
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 4: shit racketball baby.

1036
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: One d see what's the rich white to do? Copy? Okay, Langston.

1037
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 2: We ask every guest of ours, what's the most adult

1038
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 2: thing you want to do for yourself?

1039
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: This sear that you haven't been able to do yet.

1040
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 5: I need to and I already know immediately I need

1041
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 5: to start stretching.

1042
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 3: I don't stretch very often.

1043
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 5: I exercise far more than I stretch, and it's eventually

1044
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 5: going to catch up to me and something is going

1045
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 5: to blow up in my body, so I gotta stretch

1046
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 5: if I don't.

1047
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 2: Y'all can't see this because it's a podcast, But Lenggston

1048
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 2: meant that shit because he was giving me Obama fingers,

1049
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like when he was doing

1050
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 2: a speech, Obama fingers, who meant it? So please go

1051
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 2: get your downward dog and your son's salutation.

1052
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 5: Distretch And now I'm gonna sing a little ol Green

1053
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 5: to send us home.

1054
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 2: Yay, it's so fun to see you friend, see you

1055
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 2: in person one day.

1056
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, when I get to La I love to

1057
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna hit you up.

1058
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:15,439
Speaker 4: Man.

1059
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's hang. I'd love that.

1060
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,760
Speaker 1: All right, I'm tired. It's not for an edible Bye.

1061
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:21,399
Speaker 3: We did it.

1062
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,399
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. You know what I love.

1063
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 2: I love when podcast hangs feels like a friend's giving

1064
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 2: where you do a proper ass check in and then

1065
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 2: also recap all the crazy shit we've done in the

1066
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 2: last like five to ten years. For sure, do it

1067
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 2: because the last two and.

1068
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: A half years have been bullshit, right, so we might

1069
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: as well.

1070
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 2: Just like Reminisce, Like for a while, Instagram became the

1071
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 2: ultimate TBT. You're just like, well, I ain't doing shit,

1072
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 2: but I did do this one year.

1073
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 3: I know, I can't believe that y'all did.

1074
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 4: Like that is awesome that you got to have that

1075
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 4: adventure in Vancouver together.

1076
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 3: And it kind of shows that something.

1077
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 4: I miss about film and television is the socialization that

1078
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 4: we just don't have quite back yet, you know what

1079
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,479
Speaker 4: I'm saying, Like it's not there.

1080
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got it.

1081
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 4: And it was an adventure and it was like what

1082
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:22,959
Speaker 4: we do, making comedy, making making laughs at its best,

1083
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying.

1084
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does feel like when you can do comedy

1085
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 2: and film TV shows and films safely, you know, in

1086
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 2: between takes, it's like contagion, you know what I mean.

1087
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 2: You're just hasn't had to eating your peanut butter and

1088
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 2: jelly with like rubber gloves. But it is nice that

1089
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 2: we could still connect. And I just say, I don't know,

1090
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:46,280
Speaker 2: y'all call a friend that you have a good memory

1091
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 2: of that you haven't talked to in a while, and

1092
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 2: just reminisce on that one drunken night that you guys

1093
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 2: try to get into a strip club in Vancouver and

1094
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 2: got denied. You know, it's like that was fun then,

1095
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 2: it's still fun now, just do.

1096
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 3: It and this is what happens when you smoke Seth

1097
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 3: Rogan's blood. You know this is it?

1098
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,760
Speaker 1: You better start that rumor yet again.

1099
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, By everyone.

1100
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

1101
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

1102
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 3: Senior Managing Producer is Hannah Kyle Kraign.

1103
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: This episode was sound design.

1104
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 3: And engineered by Ryobomb.

1105
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 1: Our guest booker is Patrick Cotner.

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Speaker 3: Our theme song is by DJ Donwell.

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Speaker 1: Photography by Chris vander.

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Speaker 3: Most, artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 2: Executive produced by Karen Kilgarrett, Georgia Hartstart and Danielle Kramer.

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Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pot.

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Speaker 2: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm