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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand. Hey, you guys want to

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Speaker 1: meet the most frustrating person on the planet. High it's

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Speaker 1: a jewel show. It's me. I'm so frustrating that Alex,

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Speaker 1: who I'm married to, one of the sweetest people I've

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Speaker 1: ever known, has started assaulting me at home. Not on purpose.

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Speaker 1: I'm not an ambusive person physically. I'm just not a fighter, right,

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Speaker 1: but like recently, over the past couple of days, there's

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Speaker 1: been things like where I've hurt him on accident and

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, he's he's gonna come in with a

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Speaker 1: black eye and people are gonna think I punched him

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Speaker 1: in the face, but I'm not gonna will smith. Yea.

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Speaker 1: So we're redoing our closet. We're making it bigger, so

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Speaker 1: we're just kind of expanding it a little bit. And

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Speaker 1: the other day I'm trying to help him, which was

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Speaker 1: a bad idea because it didn't matter anyways, but he

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Speaker 1: was cutting through the drywall and we have our shop

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Speaker 1: back and I'm holding it. He's cutting the drywall. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to make a mess in my closet, and

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Speaker 1: super hard to cut drywall and not make a mess.

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Speaker 1: So the next thing I know, because I don't want

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Speaker 1: to be helping doing this, like just make the mess

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Speaker 1: fine whatever. So I'm like holding this long hose, like

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Speaker 1: trying to hold it really up high, and then it

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Speaker 1: falls over and gets sucked up on his face. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I was just like, oh my gosh, and I

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Speaker 1: have sharp stuff in my hands too. I'm like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, it's still talking, like are you trying to

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Speaker 1: pull it off or you're just laughing. And then that's

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Speaker 1: after you stopped holding the thing that you left shortly

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Speaker 1: after that, Yeah, that's where's the ring came. And now

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Speaker 1: I'm wondering if you are trying to hear me because

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Speaker 1: you did that you sucked my nose. And then I'm

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Speaker 1: not done. In the morning when I got when I

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Speaker 1: was getting out of bed, I have a big, long

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Speaker 1: body bellow and it and it was so Also Bella

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Speaker 1: is Alex's daughter, my stepdaughter, and I was like, I

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Speaker 1: will take her to school like at seven thirty, right,

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Speaker 1: and then to right after I said that, then this

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Speaker 1: happened ahead, okay, So I was like, all right, I'm

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Speaker 1: getting up and I'm like trying to fling this pale

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Speaker 1: out of my way, and it like flinked it just

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Speaker 1: flunk the hord and just like even said that head

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Speaker 1: in the face of the pillar, and I was like, fine,

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Speaker 1: wait hard. It was like I thicken and we're pull

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Speaker 1: fighting almost his whole hand body was like well. I

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Speaker 1: was like okay. Five. Then I don't know. And then

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Speaker 1: the last thing that I did was like in the

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Speaker 1: closet when I was getting dressed, he was coming around

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Speaker 1: and I elbowed him really hard on accident. Give you

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Speaker 1: a kiss. Wasn't here because you were leaving to go

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Speaker 1: tak her. And I'm like, I'm so sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Every time it's like you do something nice, I was like,

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Speaker 1: i'll see you. I'll be back in a minute. It's

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Speaker 1: like elbow the vacuum on the face. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: We should recreate that. I really should. If you need help,

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Speaker 1: just blink twice. I'm sorry. I love you. She's right here. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm really not trying to hurt you. Do able. But

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know that sometimes I contemplate it though,

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Speaker 1: and I also know that that's another thing that I know,

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Speaker 1: but I don't do it. I know, and I appreciate that,

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Speaker 1: but look, I'm frustrating. I'm a frustrating person. Slow and slow,

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Speaker 1: I frustrate myself. You know how many Yeah, because I

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Speaker 1: can't speed up. I try everything, well, not everything everything.

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Speaker 1: I've tried one thing and it sped me up, and

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that because you can get addicted to that.

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Speaker 1: I get frustrated with myself all the time. So I

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Speaker 1: understand it. Because Alex and I am married. If you

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Speaker 1: didn't know that, right, We've been talking about the fact

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Speaker 1: that she's assaulting me with home things. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: suck my face up with a vacuum the other day,

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Speaker 1: and normally that's a fun thing we do, but but no,

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Speaker 1: it was on accident. But I do understand it though,

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Speaker 1: because it feels so bad for my wife. Sometimes he's

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Speaker 1: sitting right there and I can see it in her

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Speaker 1: face when she's also frustrated with me. When you feel

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Speaker 1: because relate to everything, No, he likes everything all the time.

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Speaker 1: I'm like looking around, please some God, is it always

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Speaker 1: my fault? Because I feel like I'm ready. So it

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Speaker 1: is actually just like I said before, I'm not meaning

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Speaker 1: to hurt him, but sometimes I do contemplate it. And

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Speaker 1: the most recent contemplation. I asked him to bring in

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Speaker 1: the groceries and I would put him away. And I

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Speaker 1: thought this was a great idea. I thought I was

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Speaker 1: saving the day on this. So I'm like, where where

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Speaker 1: is he? Like, this is taking so long And it

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Speaker 1: wasn't that many groceries. It was an amazing idea, you guys,

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear it. He went to the garage, yeah,

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Speaker 1: grabbed a wagon that he had to figure out how

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Speaker 1: to open it wasn't that hard, and find scissors, and

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Speaker 1: then he proceeded to take all of the bags of

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Speaker 1: groceries and put them in the wagon. Okay, I waste

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Speaker 1: so much time, you know, understand. I work out in

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Speaker 1: the morning in our yard. I have a little jim

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Speaker 1: area set up. I get up three in the morning

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Speaker 1: because I want to be working out at four in

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Speaker 1: the morning. It takes you an take me an hour

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Speaker 1: to put on shoes. That's insane. It is insane. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. The other day, all I had to do

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Speaker 1: was put on my little workout shirt and my little

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Speaker 1: stuff to sweat, and it took me thirty five minutes

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Speaker 1: to do that. Dealing I don't know, so I understand. Listen,

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Speaker 1: listen to the listen to me. Okay, I've been dealing

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Speaker 1: with this since I was me, so it's so frustrating

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Speaker 1: that it takes me forever to do everything. Anyway, I

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Speaker 1: walked up the stairs all proud of myself, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, that was a lot quicker than usual, wasn't it.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, actually, shooting, I've taken a really long time,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, really, damn it. The Jebel

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