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Speaker 1: You guys in this room. No, I slay the charity auctions.

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Speaker 2: Right, you do th joke.

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Speaker 1: The charity auction circuit.

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Speaker 3: Brook.

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Speaker 1: I come in there with my tucks, throw out some zingers,

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Speaker 1: grab somebody's to pay, toss back of Martin, raise a

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Speaker 1: cool seven figures, and then I'm done. But I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you it's not that easy for everyone. In fact, one

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Speaker 1: woman who's putting one on for the very first time

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Speaker 1: is freaking out right now because she hasn't spoken with

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Speaker 1: her MC yet. Event they run the whole show, she's

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Speaker 1: about to meet him, and it could be possibly the

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Speaker 1: worst fit ever because his name is Timid Benjamin. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's ready to go all in for charity with your

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Speaker 1: phones out right now.

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Speaker 2: Another on the twenties, Hello, I is this Marie? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Who's this?

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Speaker 4: My name is is Benjamin from Event Speakers, and I

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Speaker 4: was hired to be the MC for your your charity

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Speaker 4: auction this weekend.

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Speaker 3: You're the MC?

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Speaker 4: Yes? That is that is correct? Or as as the

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Speaker 4: French would say, and I took one year of French

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Speaker 4: in middle school.

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Speaker 3: I'm shore okay, I need to talk to you about

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Speaker 3: the charity event.

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Speaker 4: Actually, I read the event program that you sent okay, great.

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Speaker 4: It says, join us for a night of good food,

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Speaker 4: great wine, incredible auction items, all in honor of the animals.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I wrote that.

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Speaker 4: So I have a question, will you be selling illegal

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Speaker 4: animals that night? Or are we raising funds to capture

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Speaker 4: some what?

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Speaker 3: We're raising funds for pets that need homes. Why would

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Speaker 3: we be capturing animals?

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Speaker 4: I thought that that sounds more exciting.

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Speaker 3: Can I ask you about your experience? Have you ever

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Speaker 3: m seed an event before?

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Speaker 4: Well, I built a program on my computer. It's called

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Speaker 4: Charity Event Simulator. What I've told jokes to thousands of

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Speaker 4: approving avatars and almost sixty percent left.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, some of them. I don't think that counts as

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Speaker 3: actual experience seeing that.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me in real life? Excuse me with real people. Well,

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Speaker 4: I don't think your opinion matters on that, But excuse me.

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Speaker 3: I think my opinion definitely matters. Because it's my charity

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Speaker 3: event that I'm hosting for the first time, and I

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Speaker 3: there are.

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Speaker 4: Some some stipulations in my contract. You should know them

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Speaker 4: before the big event.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know if you're gonna be performing at

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Speaker 3: the at the at the event at this point.

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Speaker 4: First, are you suing me, yes, because I need to

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Speaker 4: tell you I must have my inhaler on the stage.

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Speaker 4: My gosh, yeah. Second, do you have perhaps a DJ booked?

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Speaker 3: Why would I need a DJ? It's it's an auction.

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Speaker 4: Well, because I really I cracked up the simulator audience

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Speaker 4: with my Snoop Dogg impression. Oh okay, b o e

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Speaker 4: p A okay, please stop. Snoop Dogg is in.

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Speaker 3: The how please stop? You have to stop?

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Speaker 4: Then that that's from my simulator, Benjamin.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be rude.

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Speaker 4: Actually it's actually a soft j. Then you I didn't

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Speaker 4: say correctly. Please, I would appreciate if you addressed me properly.

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Speaker 3: What shaw jay, Benimen what I don't even know how

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Speaker 3: to say what you're saying. All I'm saying is venimit?

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Speaker 3: Then then bow me. You are not qualified for my event.

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Speaker 4: I would appreciate it if you didn't molly coddle me.

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Speaker 2: Oh what is that?

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what you're talking about?

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Speaker 4: Open.

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Speaker 3: I don't see how you could ever m see any

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Speaker 3: event in real life.

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Speaker 4: I have spoken in real groups before.

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Speaker 3: And what and what groups?

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Speaker 4: One time at my aunt Helen's bake sale, I had

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Speaker 4: to make an announcement that the cinnamon twists were two

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Speaker 4: for one. Okay, I get goose pimples just thinking about

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Speaker 4: the moment.

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Speaker 3: Listen, this is one hundred percent not gonna work. You

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Speaker 3: tell the company. I'll tell the company that I need

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Speaker 3: someone with real experience.

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Speaker 4: Your partner, Lisa seems to disagree what I talked to her,

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Speaker 4: and she said, I have plenty of experience to do

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Speaker 4: a brank phone call on you. So gotcha.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my real name is jeff from the

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Speaker 1: radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: You didn't sound like yourself. Problem.

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Speaker 1: It's just me in the room today doing this. But

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Speaker 1: Lisa is the one who set you up. She says,

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Speaker 1: this is the first time that you're doing the auction,

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Speaker 1: and you were kind of nervous that you hadn't had

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Speaker 1: your speaker locked down yet.

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Speaker 3: So much pressure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm very very good under pressure, just like my

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Speaker 4: idle Snoop Dogg, theod I.

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Speaker 2: Know music Store.

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Speaker 1: I'm not

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Speaker 3: Week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning