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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on here. I Ritchy, you're

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Speaker 1: right now, microphony type in Elvis. This is obnoxious. Elan

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Speaker 1: them ladies of the evening. I've never done it, but

422
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Speaker 1: how cool would it be to actually put it all

423
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Speaker 1: together and way and some of us that wouldn't okay,

424
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Speaker 1: So that's on your secret list of things to consider?

425
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Speaker 1: Shoot up heroin like for well, I never I'm never

426
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,480
Speaker 1: gonna do it, but you always seen on TV and

427
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,200
Speaker 1: you hear these stories how crazy it is? What would

428
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Speaker 1: you like to actually pull the trigger and man state

429
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Speaker 1: for the record, Man state for the record. Heroin is

430
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Speaker 1: a very serious problem and a lot of people, a

431
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Speaker 1: lot of people have died from heroin, so's to take

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Speaker 1: it so lightly. I'm not I'm not really into that.

433
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Speaker 1: But what's next on your list? Well? Then I said,

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Speaker 1: what if I staked out somebody's house and then when

435
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Speaker 1: they left, I broken and robbed them and like took

436
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Speaker 1: like their TVs and their jewelry and everything. Technically it's

437
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Speaker 1: burgled them. It's a burglary. Robbing is when you it's

438
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Speaker 1: a one on one and you put a gun to

439
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Speaker 1: their head and say giving your stuff. That's robbing someone. Okay,

440
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 1: I didn't know that difference. Burglar burgling. Burglary is when

441
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Speaker 1: you break in when they're not at home, and burgling

442
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: is more fun to say. So okay, so you on

443
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Speaker 1: your list of things you're curious about, right under hiring

444
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Speaker 1: a Lady of the night, is you want to break it?

445
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 1: When you want to steak out someone's house, break in

446
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Speaker 1: and steal their stuff, which something that shouldn't be taken

447
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,159
Speaker 1: langage and I'm not gonna do at all. But what

448
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,160
Speaker 1: about like throwing a live hand grenade like that would

449
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: be kind of neat. I've never experienced that. I don't

450
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Speaker 1: know when I'm ever gonna be able to do that,

451
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 1: but that could be cool. Okay, So I know he

452
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 1: sounds crazy, right, sounds but but I kind of know

453
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: what he's saying. Well, then let's let's agree with him. Okay,

454
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 1: but let's let's give this name, this list the name

455
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Speaker 1: it deserves. It's not a bucket list. It's a list

456
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Speaker 1: of things you're curious about. You're curious. You can call it,

457
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Speaker 1: but I can't say it and then don't say it.

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Speaker 1: So so it's a things that I'll never do, but

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Speaker 1: I wonder what it would be like to do them list? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like what if list? Yesterday I was talking to Bethany

461
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Speaker 1: after the show and I said, you know, like when

462
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Speaker 1: when I get pulled over by a police officer for speeding,

463
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Speaker 1: Like I see him behind me and he's got the

464
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Speaker 1: lights on and I put the blink around and go

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Speaker 1: oh man, and I pull over to the soldier casually.

466
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Speaker 1: What if I was just like, you don't screw it

467
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Speaker 1: and I just keep going. Well if I was a

468
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Speaker 1: jackass listone just in a text and it's your dark

469
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Speaker 1: fantasy list. That really is very accurate. By the way,

470
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Speaker 1: always pull over when the police want you to pull

471
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Speaker 1: and I would, But I'm just saying, like, these are

472
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Speaker 1: the things what you're going to just go crazy hog wild. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's go talk to Matt. Hi, Matt, you have a

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Speaker 1: question for Great Teath. Yeah, Greg teeth. Going to prison?

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Speaker 1: Is that on your bucket list? It really is, like,

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Speaker 1: let's let's let's investigate this. Okay, so you're kind of

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Speaker 1: it's on it's on your dark fantasy list. Well, none

478
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Speaker 1: of us in this room have ever really spent a

479
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Speaker 1: full night like in real deal lock up. We don't know, right,

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00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 1: we don't know what that's like to be in like

481
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: a real room and that like pajamas and get body search.

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Speaker 1: You're not you're not going. This is not a night

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Speaker 1: at grandma's house. None of us know, not that I

484
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Speaker 1: want to go there, not that I'm going to do

485
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: that to go there. But that could be on the

486
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Speaker 1: bucket list. It's not a bucket list, it's a it's

487
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Speaker 1: a dark fantasy list. Matt. Have you ever been to prison? Right,

488
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 1: never been to prison? But you know what, I could

489
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Speaker 1: see his point of view that maybe you want to

490
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Speaker 1: try it, but that definitely is a dark fantasy. I'll

491
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Speaker 1: give you that. Yeah, I gotta be honest my estate.

492
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Speaker 1: For the record, I don't want to try that. I

493
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Speaker 1: don't want to try her when I don't want to

494
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,479
Speaker 1: hire a hooker. I don't want to outspeed a cop.

495
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Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to burgle someone's house and

496
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Speaker 1: someone So burgling is not a word. It just sounds

497
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Speaker 1: like a fun word. We make up words on this

498
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Speaker 1: show we're doing. I'm burgling, all right, Matt, Thank you

499
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Speaker 1: very much. Thank you, guys. We've got some calls coming in. Uh,

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Speaker 1: let's go talk to Bonnie. Hello, Bonnie. What's on your

501
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 1: dark fantasy list? Okay, my dark fantasy list. I've always

502
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 1: wanted to get into a fight and win. But I

503
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: was jumped in junior high school and I lost miserably.

504
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,360
Speaker 1: I'd like passed out. I bit the girl in the ankle,

505
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 1: like you just didn't work out very well. So I

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Speaker 1: want to get into the fight and actually win. All right, Um,

507
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: how did you end up at her ankle? Um? Okay,

508
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 1: so hold on. What had happened was your mouth became

509
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 1: level with her ankle at some point during a fight. Yeah. Yeah,

510
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 1: So she kind of just bashed my head into the

511
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Speaker 1: corner of a table and I went down and I'm small,

512
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: she was like really big, and all I had was

513
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Speaker 1: her ankle in my face. So I just kind of

514
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Speaker 1: fit her ankle and then I passed out. So you

515
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Speaker 1: in your life, Bonnie, there's unfinished business here and you

516
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Speaker 1: would like to get into a physical altercation and win, Yes,

517
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Speaker 1: but with someone that deserves it. I would never beat

518
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 1: up somebody for no reason, but that deserves it in

519
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Speaker 1: the face. I like, what else you said to youricha

520
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: when you called it? You know what else is on

521
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 1: our list of things to do? Go camping? Camping? This way?

522
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 1: What if we combined the two? You go camping, get

523
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Speaker 1: into a fight with a bear, and when punched it

524
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 1: in the face. Alight, a bit that bear in the ankle.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Bonnie, great call and thanks for listening to us.

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00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: Like I've thought about if I go to the bank

527
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: and I take all my money out of the bank

528
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: and then I just leave and my family never sees

529
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: me again and that's it, and they're like, what happened

530
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: to him? That is? You know what that say? I

531
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 1: have that fantasy all the time. I had it twenty

532
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Speaker 1: minutes ago. Hello Nicole, welcome to the Dark Fantasy List time.

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Speaker 1: What's on yours? Hey Elvis, Well, good morning Nicole. What

534
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: would you love to do and get away with it? Okay,

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00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 1: So my entire life I have thought about going up

536
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 1: to like some random stranger in a mall, in a

537
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: supermarket on the subway and like just making out with

538
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,439
Speaker 1: him and walking away and not saying a word. That

539
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: sounds good. I'll see someone and I'm like, I'm gonna

540
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: just kiss him. That's it, and that's gonna like be it.

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00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk away and not a freaking word. What

542
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: was that? Bena done that? It's fabulous? Wait wait, wait,

543
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: wait to tell us the story. What mean you did it?

544
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: I had just moved to New York and recently become single,

545
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: and I was in that like, holy crap, I'm single

546
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 1: for the first time in five years feeling and I

547
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: was walking down the street not far from here, and

548
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: I saw like a really cute guy and just walked

549
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: and we made eyes, walked him to him, kissed him,

550
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: and just kept walking. Fantastically. I'm so jealous. Do it

551
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: in full daylight when you're around a lot of people

552
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: and make sure he's alone. Yeah, well, it really is

553
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: a deep dark list because I'm married, happily married. It

554
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: will never happen, but it's out there. That's my head.

555
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,239
Speaker 1: Maybe your husband has the same deep Oh yeah, there

556
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: could be. That are right. Daniel has a point. If

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Speaker 1: you have a deep dark list, I bet your husband's

558
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: got one too. Maybe you guys should talk about your

559
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: deep dark list. Good luck with that. Thank you, Nicole,

560
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: love that story. Bethan's great. I just saw a guy

561
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: went up, kissed him, walked away. Yeah, nothing crazy, and

562
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: now he's he never never looked back. Danielle is back today.

563
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Speaker 1: Let's thank you Greg. He's go far away. By the

564
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Speaker 1: way we entertain not by the way. We found out

565
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Speaker 1: that burgled is a word. Yeah, I thought it was,

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Speaker 1: but someone said that's not a word. It is. That's

567
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Speaker 1: the word is. But I don't think burgling when you

568
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: said I'm burgling, I don't think burgling. Burgled is a

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Speaker 1: word in Burgling is now a word. I've never all

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Speaker 1: in favor of burgling being a word. Say I done?

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Speaker 1: All right? Into the Danielle Report. Welcome back, Daniel, Thank

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Speaker 1: you well. A former feel It. Nude model is claiming

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Speaker 1: that she is three and a half months pregnant with

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Speaker 1: Drake's baby. She also says that she has text messages

575
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Speaker 1: where he tells her to have an abortion and she

576
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Speaker 1: says no. Drake's people are saying that he has his doubts,

577
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Speaker 1: but he will do the right thing if it turns

578
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Speaker 1: out that the baby is his. This is kind of

579
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Speaker 1: crazy and his first major interview since his breakup from

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Speaker 1: Angelina Jolie brad Pitt has admitted that his split was

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Speaker 1: self inflicted. He said he was trying to better himself now,

582
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Speaker 1: but he was talking to g Q Style. He said

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Speaker 1: that he was boozing too much and that basically is

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Speaker 1: what killed his marriage. So he's being very honest. James

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Speaker 1: Gordon is doing another Carpool Karaoke prime time special on

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Speaker 1: May Katie Perry, Jenner Lopez. They will be involved along

587
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Speaker 1: with James God Bless you talking about some of his

588
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Speaker 1: favorite moments from the Late Late Show. Uh So, last

589
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Speaker 1: night at eleven thirty are Time, my phone was blowing

590
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Speaker 1: up with these reports that Queen Elizabeth's husband, Prince Philip

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Speaker 1: had passed away at is actually almost ninety six. The

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Speaker 1: Palette had called this emergency meeting. Um it promoted all

593
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Speaker 1: the rumors. Then they said everything was fine, and then

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Speaker 1: this morning we learned that Prince Philip will attend already

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Speaker 1: scheduled engagements between now and August, but after that he

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Speaker 1: will be stepping down for public life. Queen Elizabeth will continue.

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Speaker 1: So interesting, something interesting. If you're on Royal you make

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Speaker 1: an announcement like I'm kind of done, so I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: stay home. Yeah, I'm gonna watch TV. I'm gonna watch Netflix.

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Speaker 1: You may get that for me any day. Now, Elvis

601
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Speaker 1: Dard has decided to announce you stepping down from public life.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine at speaking of Netflix, which maybe that's

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Speaker 1: what I'll be watching. August eighteenth is when it's all happening.

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Speaker 1: The defenders will be Marvel's new Netflix series Daredevil, Jessica Jones,

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Speaker 1: Luke Cage, Iron Fist Altogether, fighting Together. Check it out,

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Speaker 1: Elvis durand dot com. We have the trailer for you,

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Speaker 1: and you've got some blipsick battle Tonight it is Shonda Thursday,

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Speaker 1: so get ready for that. And next hour we're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about Halsey. She's taking it on the road and

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Speaker 1: she's taking it up to what on the Road, on

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Speaker 1: the Road, and Halsey's here live performing first tomorrow to

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Speaker 1: call us listening to everyone in the morning show. Watch

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Speaker 1: the MTV Movie and TV Awards with host Adam Divine

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Speaker 1: featuring zac Efron, Hayley Steinfeld and more with performances by

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Speaker 1: Big Sean, Camila Cabayo, and Pitfull. The MTV Movie and

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Speaker 1: TV Awards Live the sun Day at eight on MTV.

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Speaker 1: So as we continue celebrating National Teachers Appreciation Week that

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Speaker 1: the official title, there was a a conflict going on

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Speaker 1: about whether it's this week or next week. And here's why.

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Speaker 1: National Teachers Appreciation Week is supposed to be the first.

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to be on the Tuesday, and actually the

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Speaker 1: whole week, the first full week of May. Okay, the

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Speaker 1: problem is this week isn't a full week because the

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Speaker 1: first was on Monday. Sunday was the first was the

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Speaker 1: thirty first or thirties whatever, So they're saying that it's

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Speaker 1: not a full week in May unless Sunday was May one.

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Speaker 1: But a lot of people are already celebrating our teachers

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Speaker 1: this week a week early to some and right on

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Speaker 1: time to others. Listen, teachers put up with a lot

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Speaker 1: of crap. I think that they can get two weeks.

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Speaker 1: I agree with that a month. Every day should be

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Speaker 1: teacher appreciation Day. Yes, scary. If it's a teacher appreciation week,

633
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: we should follow the teacher's calendar, and the teacher's calendar

634
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: starts on a Monday. I agree with that too. So anyway,

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00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: so in order to resolve this dispute, we're going to

636
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Speaker 1: officially make it's a teacher teachers appreciation two weeks this

637
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Speaker 1: week and next week. I don't want anyone yelling at me,

638
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: and no one can argue with that. We cannot give

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00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: our teachers enough time and appreciation, as Daniel has reminded us.

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00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: So this weeknd next week our teachers appreciation weeks. And so,

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Speaker 1: as you know, our director of feel goods producer Samantha

642
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Speaker 1: is here. That's so, how does this all tie in

643
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Speaker 1: with your feel goods today? Okay? So everyone, My roommate's

644
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Speaker 1: name is Miriam say Hi and she is one of

645
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Speaker 1: the nine nine percent of teachers K through twelve that

646
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: have to spend their own money for their students. And

647
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 1: that's a collective one point six billion dollars a year.

648
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Speaker 1: Is mind blowing. What is the average a teacher spends

649
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,919
Speaker 1: on students? It's the average. It's between five and six

650
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Speaker 1: hundred a year. I know. So we can actually help.

651
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Speaker 1: There's a website and it's called u B which actually

652
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: means one for you and one for me. So if

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00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: you go on, you be and buy your office supplies

654
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: or your students supplies or even just stuffer around the house.

655
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: Everything you buy, they will donate who is school that

656
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Speaker 1: needs it that. I'm gonna buy Big Chief tablets right now?

657
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: They still make Big Chief tablets. I don't even know

658
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Speaker 1: what that is. What is that's such an old school thing?

659
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: Are you doing such for Big Chief tablets? Big Chief tablets?

660
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: It's such an old school is the paper tablets it has?

661
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: It has a Native American on the cover. Back then

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00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: they said big Chief, which I don't know, you know

663
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: if it's politically correct anyway. So okay, how do you

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Speaker 1: spell this web website? So you can go over to

665
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand dot com and it's on the main page.

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Speaker 1: You can link over from there. But it is y

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Speaker 1: O O b I y O O B I I'm

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Speaker 1: going to buy. So whatever you buy, they will double it.

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Speaker 1: And send it to They'll donate and send it to

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Speaker 1: a school in need across the US. They've helped over

671
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Speaker 1: two million kids and they their mission is we won't

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Speaker 1: stop until every kid has what they need. Is amazing

673
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: and I posted on Twitter about it last night. They

674
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Speaker 1: reached out this morning and they're going to activate code Elvis.

675
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: I think they have to wait till after the show,

676
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,919
Speaker 1: but they're gonna activate code Elvis and for everything you buy,

677
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: they'll double the donation. That's awesome, thank you, y O

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Speaker 1: O B. I yeah, I want this pencil case that

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00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 1: says I'm very business. Oh that's cute. I shall do

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Speaker 1: us a favor. Go to ub dot com or if

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Speaker 1: you can't remember it, you're driving it whatever web grow.

682
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 1: Kathleen will have it up at Elvis, Durand dot com

683
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: and uh coded Elvis and double it up. Yep. I

684
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 1: love that. Thank you. This is why we love Samantha.

685
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: When she walks in the room, the birds start chirping

686
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: and the bees start pollinating, butterflies are flying around. If

687
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 1: you noticed that, it's like hanging out with Uncle Remus.

688
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 1: What's going on there? So next week is Nurses Appreciation Week,

689
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 1: so we should start preparing for that. All right, I'm

690
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: gonna clean my nipples and get ready to nourish a child. Um, okay,

691
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: that's nursing. That's oh, it's nursing. Appreciate those receive nourishment

692
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: through milk. Yes, what's scary. Well, so we have to

693
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: appreciate our nurses too, We love our nurses. Yeah all right?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, teachers, you know, what can you do to

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Speaker 1: help a teacher? If it's not through you be dot

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Speaker 1: com or you know whatever. Surely you know someone who's

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00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 1: a teacher asked him, Hey, can I help you? Can

698
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: I be your buddy? Do you need some help in

699
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Speaker 1: the classroom? I taught C c D for a while,

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00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: like a Catholic school for a while, and I had

701
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: a desk thrown at me. So I can just imagine

702
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: I did that once a week for you know whatever.

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00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 1: I just imagine what they put up with all the time. Sister,

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Speaker 1: My sister as a teacher and her students amazing. The

705
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: parents make her want to pull her hair out. So

706
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 1: be kind to your teachers. And if they say your

707
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: kid did something wrong, maybe believe them. Yeah, I'll just

708
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: work on it with him. Hey, have you seen this

709
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 1: stupid photo line the girl with the six ft long arm?

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00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: Is it weird, do you frog? Well, it's funny because

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00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: I thought at first it was like the bottom of

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00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: the person's shirt next to her, and then the person

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Speaker 1: next to them, But then I can't figure out whose

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00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: hand that is sticking out the side, so it does

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00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 1: look like her arm six ft long. Well, it's a

716
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 1: it's this optical illusion, and it's the people in the

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00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 1: photo or position just right with their clothing and there's

718
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: something that's either a purse or a furry code, or

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Speaker 1: there's something. It's a good one. It was taken in

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Speaker 1: a club in the Netherlands, and this girl's arm looks

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Speaker 1: like it's six ft long, basically like so the girl

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00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: is wearing black and the two people standing next to

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Speaker 1: her both have black stripes across their outfits and exactly

724
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Speaker 1: the right alignment. It's up on Elvis duran dot com

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Speaker 1: right now if you want to see it. I love it.

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00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: But if her arm really was six ft long, she

727
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Speaker 1: could sit in the living room and she can put

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Speaker 1: her and she can pick my nose while I'm in

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Speaker 1: the kitchen. Now, Bethany explained to me where the hand

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Speaker 1: comes from. So the hand is coming from the girl

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Speaker 1: with the red hair who's wearing a black sheer dress.

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Speaker 1: That's her hand, but there's a black stripe across her

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Speaker 1: boobs that looks like it's part of the other girl's arm,

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Speaker 1: which is then her hand. It's great, it's great, it's awesome.

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Speaker 1: And Kathleen, do you want to put that up ended

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Speaker 1: up already? Okay, go to Elvis drand on com and

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Speaker 1: look for the girl with the six ft long arm.

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Speaker 1: What is this one? Have you ever seen the guy

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00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: riding the woman on the boat. Oh my god, it's

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00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 1: a guy writing a woman on a boat. I love.

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Speaker 1: That was the pay managers of the Tommy lu I

742
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Speaker 1: had a long time ago, stop it look at that.

743
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Speaker 1: The longer you look at it, the funnier it gets.

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00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,479
Speaker 1: He's like riding a dude on the boat. I didn't

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Speaker 1: think about how much stuff I could do with arm.

746
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: Really was this long talk about honestly, like, I would

747
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Speaker 1: never have to ask anybody for helping the grocery store

748
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: because you can reach everything. I can help everybody. I

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Speaker 1: probably get an extra job, Daniel if you had a

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Speaker 1: six foot on and we wouldn't have to ask Bethany

751
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,839
Speaker 1: to get all the stuff we can't reach. All right,

752
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: I could reach over to Scary right now and pat

753
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 1: him on the head. It's just something you're dying to do.

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00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: By the way, that picture is also on the website, um,

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00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: Drive from the back Seat. That picture you're talking about,

756
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran dot com to drive from the back Seat. Yeah,

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00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: the one where the guy looks like he's writing the woman.

758
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: It's the strangest thing, these optical illusion pictures. We just

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00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: were so fascinated by them. Hey, you know what I

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00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: heard yesterday because I was thinking about pizza. What I

761
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: read last night that anticipating pizza makes us happier than

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00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: actually eating the pizza. Really, there's something about the thought

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00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 1: of pizzas on the way or we're going up for

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00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: pizza for lunch. It just makes it brings a little

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Speaker 1: dot of joy into your life. It's interesting. Brain is

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Speaker 1: so fascinating because I also just read I think yesterday

767
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Speaker 1: that if you are craving candy, like I know Nate,

768
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 1: you crave candy a lot and sugar a lot of times.

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00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 1: Just thinking about candy will help satisfy that craving if

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Speaker 1: you really sit down and like think about it, thinking

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00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: about eating it picture it tastes. You know. I had

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Speaker 1: a chiropractor who wouldn't let his kids have candy or

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Speaker 1: anything bed So on Halloween, I'm at the office and

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00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: the kids are smelling the candy bar through the wrapper,

775
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't get it. What's going on. Oh,

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00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 1: this is how I let them eat it. They just

777
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: smell it through the rap. We're not as good, but

778
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 1: scary knows of an anticipation, the thing we have in

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00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: our heads that will hit home with Bethany, what is that.

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00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 1: I feel the same way about coffee, the anticipation of coffee,

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00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: the smell of it. Look at Bethany's face just sitting

782
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: the coffee and then I drink it, and it's like

783
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 1: she looks like she's sitting on a washing machine over there.

784
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: She's so happy, just the thought of cope. I wake

785
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 1: up in the morning piston scared, and then I think

786
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: about coffee and I'm like, oh, there is a reason

787
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 1: to get up. And then I have it, and then

788
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, there is a reason to live again.

789
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: So let's do this. If someone you know is maybe

790
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 1: having a crappy day or whatever they're having a day,

791
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,839
Speaker 1: that could be made better look at them and say

792
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: do this, think about having pizza later today, and then

793
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: walk away and see what happens. Yesterday, I was hanging

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00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: out with pr Gurbu to the Stars, Stephen Levine and

795
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: Stephen Levine Sweet and he was looking around the office

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00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,919
Speaker 1: like he lost something. I'm like, what are you doing?

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00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 1: I said, I can't find the pen I was just using.

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00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: So you have a whole You have a whole mug

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Speaker 1: of pens on your desk. No, you don't understand. I've

800
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: got to find that pen. We lose things and we

801
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: could so easily just use the pen that's over there.

802
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: Why why do we have to drive ourselves nuts looking

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00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: for the pen? We just because it is an unfinished business, right,

804
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: So we live in a world of unfinished business? Is

805
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 1: that what has us on edge all the time? Constantly?

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00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 1: Could you could you make could you make a list

807
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 1: of things that are unfinished that maybe making the list

808
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: could kind of help you out a little bit. Making

809
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: a list is the best thing ever, but it's important

810
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: to not throw it away, keep it and just keep

811
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: adding on because then you get to see everything you've

812
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: already accomplished and then add some things to the list.

813
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: That you've already finished, so you can cross them off

814
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: right away and feel successful that. I love that, the

815
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: feeling of completion. But but something as simple as losing

816
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: a pen, even though you could replace it immediately, or

817
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 1: something as monumental as a conversation that didn't go well

818
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 1: maybe a day ago or years ago, and you need

819
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: to finish it. These are things that bother us, but

820
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: we don't consciously know it sometimes. So maybe that's something

821
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna think about today. Do you get mad when

822
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: I give you things to think about? All right? So

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00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 1: we learned several things. Number one thing about pizza the

824
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: anticipation of having it, Like, you have to know that

825
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: you're going to have it later today. Yeah, you will

826
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: make you so happy. Don't make you happy. I'm thinking

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00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: about it right now. Yeah, it's gonna be good. What

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00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 1: kind of pizza are you not going to have? I

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00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: don't know I'm going to have. No. No, it doesn't

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00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: work if you're not gonna have it. It only works

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Speaker 1: you for your anticipating handinget So you have to have

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00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:24,479
Speaker 1: a date with a slice later. Okay. Yeah, with that said,

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00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 1: we have a phone tap from Danielle on the way in,

834
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes. Also, Nile Horrn is going to be

835
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: calling in later today. We've gotta play some music of

836
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: his Just a busy day. Let's get into the headlines, Bethany,

837
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: what's going on? Facebook says they're going to hire three

838
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: thousand new people to monitor videos posted on the social

839
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: media site for crimes. They'll be added to the employees

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00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: that Facebook says it already has to review content reported

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Speaker 1: in violation of the company's community standards. This, of course,

842
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 1: is coming after the rash of people who are posting

843
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Speaker 1: really violent acts on Facebook Live. Puerto Rico has filed

844
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: for bankruptcy protection so spraaks used to make it really

845
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: smart to do business in Puerto Rico, but those tax

846
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: breaks expired in two thousand six. This meant that a

847
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Speaker 1: lot of businesses left the island, a lot of people followed,

848
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Speaker 1: and fewer people were left to pay taxes. The Puerto

849
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Speaker 1: Rico had to borrow money from US investors, who now

850
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Speaker 1: want their money back. Puerto Rico is seventy four billion

851
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Speaker 1: dollars in debt, hence the bankruptcy filing. Today is May four. Danielle,

852
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: May the fourth be with you. Say it back to

853
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Speaker 1: me by the way, there's a video at Elvis Durand

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Speaker 1: dot com ferished Star Wars fans to celebrate the fourth Yes,

855
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Speaker 1: this is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath.

856
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Speaker 1: And this is maybe my favorite story of the day.

857
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: There was a high school senior in Minnesota who could

858
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: not get a prom date. So who did she take

859
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 1: to the prom? Her Harvard acceptance letter. She is amazing.

860
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: Her name is Priscilla Sammy. No one wanted to go

861
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: to prom with her, so she said decided to take

862
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: a low maintenance date. Her Harvard acceptance let her. Only someone,

863
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: and only someone brilliant would do something like that, right

864
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: the pizzas people like me, I would take a pizza

865
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: like she didn't get a date for the mom she

866
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: brought her Harvard acceptance was Elvis Durand he brought a pizza.

867
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: So yeah, I go to Elvis duran dot com to

868
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: see that picture and the the story. I can't imagine

869
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,240
Speaker 1: living alive where I could be accepted into a Harvard

870
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: or or in my opinion, better yet, Yale. Yeah, I

871
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:29,399
Speaker 1: just I can you imagine? But you know, Bettany and Nate,

872
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: you could probably be accepted. Danielle, do you think you could, Roggy,

873
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: would you be accepted into an ivy League school? Hell? No,

874
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: scary things, he would? I think I would. You guys

875
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: didn't know me when I was younger. I was an

876
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: educational kid. I'm sorry, we have to go. Yale is calling.

877
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:55,240
Speaker 1: They watch Scary Is Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.

878
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: As a mom, we all know how busy mornings can be.

879
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: And that's why I love my Hyperchiller Iced Coffee maker.

880
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Speaker 1: I can make myself a delicious iced coffee or even

881
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Speaker 1: chill a glass of wine and literally one minute right

882
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: at home. This is perfect for all the moms out

883
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Speaker 1: there with Mother's Day right around the corner. Get one

884
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Speaker 1: at hyperchiller dot com. Okay, So there's a difference in

885
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: relationship between hooking up and actually being in a relationship. Yes,

886
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 1: and there's this little field of space in between the two. Yes,

887
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: like you're you're hooked up and you kind of like

888
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 1: each other, but you're not in a relationship because of

889
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: abc D whatever. That space. I was talking to someone

890
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: about this last night. That space is called a situation chip.

891
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm in a situation ship. Yeah, we have

892
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 1: this thing, but we don't have a Yeah, it's a

893
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: thing you have to make up a word to describe.

894
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: Are you in a situation ship with someone? Because this

895
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: is when it gets either dangerous or exciting or frightening.

896
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, here we go, because it's I was

897
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: in a situation ship once where I wasn't really sure

898
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: if the other person was seeing other people. He wasn't

899
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: really sure if I was seeing other people. Like there

900
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: were some emotions, but not a ton of emotions. It

901
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: was just sort of this like purgatory. Here are we

902
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: not close enough to really talk about it yet. But

903
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: if you feel the tipping point coming up, then you're like, crap,

904
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: I'm about to get my heart stomped on again or whatever.

905
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 1: You're not going to miss Christmas with your family to

906
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: go to his family. So let's talk about this life.

907
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: After the phone tap, We're gonna talk about this intend

908
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: or fifteen minutes. I want to hear from people who

909
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 1: are in a what is it called a situation situation

910
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: ship And you know you maybe nowhere year that place

911
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 1: in your life right now, but I want you to

912
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: be a part of this. I want you to help

913
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: us because there's a good chance you've been there. You

914
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: may be happily married. You may be in a great relationship,

915
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: you may be loving being single and not in a

916
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 1: situation ship at all, but you've been there. Maybe those

917
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: people who are in a situation ship need to hear

918
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: your third party advice. I don't know. We'll get into

919
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: that in a few minutes. The situation ship it is,

920
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: are you? Are you in a situation ship? I don't

921
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: think so. I'm sorry, I can't even hear your voice. No,

922
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: that's I don't think. I don't think so. I don't think.

923
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: Are you a funny little hairs growing? I'm a man

924
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,720
Speaker 1: a little allergy. Okay, what's getting some text? Are already

925
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: wants to rename it a flirtation ship, rights a ship? Well,

926
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's it's a situation ship. Let's keep

927
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: it at that, and we'll get into that in a minute.

928
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: We need a little help on it. But we've got

929
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: a phone tap from Danielle Elvis, Elvis Durran, Elvis Duran

930
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: phone tap. I love a good daniel on town. What

931
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 1: do you have going on to? All right? So Alison

932
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: is Shawn's dog walker, and he loves his dog liked

933
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: it's what he is. Sean's dog walker. Okay, whatever you know,

934
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 1: but I just love I love your dog. I don't

935
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: have one. The dog's name is Boots, right, So Alison

936
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: cannot show up to walk Boots today, so she called

937
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,399
Speaker 1: in back up. We turned it off. Hold his name

938
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: is Boots right, he stole my hob tap. You people

939
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 1: think you're so perfect. No, you don't hear what I'm saying.

940
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: Well you're not. You're not listening to what I'm what

941
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Listen to me. I love, I adore how

942
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 1: real and true to yourself you're you are and the

943
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: way you speak. I lost my Texas accent and I

944
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 1: miss it sometimes you go find that. Really? What do

945
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: you like to hear? What are you doing? We got

946
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: a little phone tap on the way. Let me tell you.

947
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. We're going to do the

948
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 1: weather for ca and then over you. You've got a

949
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: dog named boot right, all right, give me to the

950
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: phone tap. My apologies, say it again. Just pretend and

951
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: pretend like we had nothing. Okay, go ahead, here we go.

952
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: El Elvis ran, Elvis durand phone tap, Daniel, phone tap?

953
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: What do you have coming up? So Allison and she

954
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 1: wants dog walker? Right, and uh, he loves his dog

955
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: Boots so much. But Alison can't be there today to

956
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:26,240
Speaker 1: walk Boots, so she called in backup. So I'm calling

957
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: Sean as the backup, saying, oh, I lost your dog. Okay,

958
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: let's listen in to Daniel's phone tip. Here we go. Hello,

959
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 1: Hi Sea to Sean. Please Sean, listen. I spoke to Allison.

960
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: She gave me your number and just in case I

961
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 1: had an emergency. And I can't get Boots back, and

962
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do because I wait, who

963
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: who is this is? This is the dog walker Lisa.

964
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: Where's Allison? She's my dog walks? I forgot Okay, Allison

965
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: had an appointment today and so she called me and

966
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: said can I take Boots up for his walk? I

967
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: said yes? And then when I took Boots out for

968
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,479
Speaker 1: his well, we didn't talk about this before. Okay, okay, okay,

969
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 1: that's not important. Now listen to me. I went to

970
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: the store and I got the treat and I was

971
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: going Boots, Boots. I got the treats and then he's

972
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: not coming back. What do you mean he's not coming?

973
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,919
Speaker 1: Where is he? I want to get a hot dog?

974
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: And I tied him up to the pole and I know,

975
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: first of all, are you the thing that you want? Mustard?

976
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 1: I said yes, I turned around and he was gone.

977
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: I tied him to a pole and I can't find him.

978
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: Where are you? And the park? Wooddale Park Park? Yeah,

979
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: the one with all the trees. Yeah, I know. I

980
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 1: don't know. If I didn't leave him, I tied him

981
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: right next to me. I didn't. I only needed a

982
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: hot dog. I only one for one minute, I know.

983
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: But I went to the store and I asked the

984
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: store to the treats and I go boots, boots. He

985
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: doesn't com he's not hungry. I don't know what to do.

986
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:58,240
Speaker 1: It's like what it sounds like. I know, because dogs

987
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: like bread. So I was like, boo, let me try

988
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: it again. I got treats food, what kind of treats us?

989
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: He like, I'll go back to the store and get

990
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: whatever I treat you like. Dog, don't eat bro He cares,

991
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: but it's not like a matter because you can't find

992
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: and he can't even hear your boys right now. He

993
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 1: doesn't even know who you are. I'm not Alison, and

994
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: you want a stranger. I thought it was the last

995
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,959
Speaker 1: minute thing she got like some interview or something called

996
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:39,399
Speaker 1: me you are I'm leasing up right now. I will

997
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 1: be there in twenty minutes. Oh he's definitely not happy.

998
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sure he terrified. I didn't even

999
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: know get that bad. We're gonna call him back right now.

1000
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 1: And you just say that you got a phone call

1001
00:52:56,320 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 1: from your friend Lisa. Okay, okay, here we go. Hello Allison,

1002
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 1: where the hell are you and why don't you with

1003
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: Boots right now? I had an appointment I had to

1004
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: go to, and so I asked Lisa to walk him.

1005
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: I don't know who he is, and she locked my dog.

1006
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: I know. I just got a call from Lisa. I

1007
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:19,760
Speaker 1: am so sorry. It sounds like who is this Lisa woman? Listen,

1008
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: she's a really old friend of mine. I never know.

1009
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:26,240
Speaker 1: She's not called funds she lost him, but just listing,

1010
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: you know what? There there was this one time when

1011
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: Boots ran away with me and I was like freaking out.

1012
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 1: But then I got back to your house because I

1013
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do, and he was sitting there,

1014
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 1: so he knows how to get home. Like, how are

1015
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: you mention that? Because because he got home and it

1016
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 1: was fine, and still locked him and now he's lost. Okay,

1017
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: I found him. What Sean, This is Daniel Manaro from

1018
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 1: Just a Rand in the Morning Show and you just

1019
00:53:51,640 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: got boots is fine? That was awful because two things.

1020
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 1: Number One, if I was on the phone with someone

1021
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: who said they lost my Max, I would hang up

1022
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: and beat down there looking for him. And number two,

1023
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be laughing when I find it. Found out

1024
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:23,280
Speaker 1: was a phone tap to come down. Oh God, sure

1025
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 1: you do these. I don't make you do that. That

1026
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 1: was but thank you, I love you. If you have

1027
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: an idea for a phone tap, let us know, even

1028
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 1: if it's cruel, go to Elvis Durand dot com and

1029
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 1: click on the phone tap. Lane was pre recorded with

1030
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 1: permission granted by all Partisan Phone Tap Elvis Durand in

1031
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:48,799
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Seriously, that drives me. We lost you down.

1032
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: I get it. Hey, Let's talk about Mother's Day next Sunday,

1033
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 1: not this coming, but next Sunday. But you have time

1034
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,839
Speaker 1: to order something up for mom. And if you get

1035
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: it done, let's say today, you're off the hook till

1036
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 1: next year. Fabulous? Is that? That's why I think Sherry's

1037
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: Berries is uh, bless you. Sherry's Berries is a perfect

1038
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: thing to send mom. Em you know you can send mom, Yes,

1039
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,799
Speaker 1: they are. You can send your mom several things, but

1040
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 1: include Harry's berries on the list. Here's how they work.

1041
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: They are juicy, they are strawberries. How does the strawberry work?

1042
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 1: How does it know to be so good? Sherry's berries

1043
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,800
Speaker 1: are huge, sweet, juicy. They're covered in decadent toppings. They're beautiful,

1044
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 1: beautiful to look at it, even more beautiful. They eat

1045
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: and when you eat them, they are juicy. So have

1046
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: a napkin ready to go. Surprise your mom in your

1047
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Speaker 1: life with your Sherry's berries at the office she can

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Speaker 1: Click the microphone type in Elvis. I'm like because I'm

1056
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: so show alright. So we're talking about being in a

1057
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 1: situation ship where you're between meeting and hooking up and

1058
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:25,280
Speaker 1: actually being in a relationship. It really is the scariest

1059
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: or most exciting time. It's kind of before you have

1060
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: the conversation, yes exactly, Yeah, but you can also this

1061
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 1: is also a time where you can make a decision No,

1062
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,720
Speaker 1: I don't want this in my life right now. Stop

1063
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 1: falling in love. Sometimes you can't help it, You're everyone

1064
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 1: is different in the situation ship. We'll start with Brianna. Hey, Brianna,

1065
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 1: what's going on? Hi? I'm good, I'm good. How are

1066
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 1: you guys? Well, I'm okay. Well, welcome to the show,

1067
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: and thanks for talking to us. So you're in a

1068
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 1: situation ship with a co a co worker, which adds

1069
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 1: another element of fun. That's fun. Yeah, so we'll talk

1070
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 1: about what's going on. Well, first, it started well I

1071
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: consider a flirtation ship, like before you start doing not.

1072
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: Of course, it started as bat at work, but it's

1073
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: been going for like five months. We go out almost

1074
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 1: every weekend and he acted like my boyfriend. So this

1075
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: past Friday, I got really drunk, remended my feelings after

1076
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 1: he got kicked out of the bar. It's one of

1077
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 1: those nights, all right, So okay, um, and he took

1078
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: it well, I thought. Then we went back to his place,

1079
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 1: fooled around a little bit, gave up my virginity, and

1080
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: then we talked about everything on Monday and he was like, yeah,

1081
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 1: I knew you had feelings for me, but I'm not

1082
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 1: going to do anything about it. Wait he said that

1083
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do anything about it. Yep at work. Okay.

1084
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 1: I was like, are you going to do anything? And

1085
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: he was like now, And then he was like. I

1086
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: took his shirt home on Saturday and he was like,

1087
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: give this back to me. But then on Monday I

1088
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 1: was like, okay, here you go. He was like, no,

1089
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 1: you can keep it. No you don't well you don't

1090
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 1: want that? No, no, no, wait in a minute, but

1091
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: he okay, look, I'm not saying what he's doing feels good.

1092
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: But what I am saying is he's being very honest

1093
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: and very forthright, and I think there is something. These

1094
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 1: are the signs that you need to read. Yes, he's

1095
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: being he's being honest, which is good, but maybe not

1096
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: the most thoughtful in his presentation of that exactly, which

1097
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: all the more reason to gosh, there's a lot of

1098
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 1: stuff going on. You work with him, you lost your

1099
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: virginity with him. Uh, you got a little tipsy and

1100
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 1: told him how you're feeling. You really really have you know,

1101
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: you've opened yourself up here, and I'm not saying that's wrong,

1102
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,960
Speaker 1: but now you know the truth. He doesn't He doesn't

1103
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 1: want to be with you. It doesn't sound like it,

1104
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,440
Speaker 1: not now anyway. I don't think he wants to with anybody.

1105
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 1: Well good, this is an opportunity for you to understand

1106
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: where you are in your life right now and move

1107
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 1: forward with someone who deserves you. You know, yeah that

1108
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, take a virginity and then I won't

1109
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: do anything about it. Did he Did he know that

1110
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: this was your first time? Yeah? Yeah, Like it's like

1111
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 1: it's kind of like my em o that I'm a virgin,

1112
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 1: or it was like I don't like hide it from anybody,

1113
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: And like he told me, he knew I had feelings

1114
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 1: for him, Like before I told him, he was like that.

1115
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 1: So maybe he's he's entering into the douchey field. But

1116
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 1: either you can sit here and fret over it and

1117
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 1: drive yourself nutty over it, or you can learn from

1118
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 1: it and understand that, Look, you've learned something, it's time

1119
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 1: to move on it. Really, it's now time for you

1120
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 1: to explore what you're all about. It what you want

1121
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 1: and has, and it should have nothing to do with

1122
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 1: him from this point forward. I know, easier said than done.

1123
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: This is the card that Betsan he gave me yesterday.

1124
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 1: Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn, and both are wonderful.

1125
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 1: This time I think you did both. I think you learned,

1126
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 1: but you actually won because you're learning more about yourself.

1127
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 1: And so don't put yourself first and go out there

1128
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 1: and live your life. And if he's a douchebag, all right,

1129
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 1: guess what, there's gonna be more of those. Yeah, but

1130
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 1: you can spot them. Ye, spot them now, you'll show

1131
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 1: up on your douchebag detector. Yeah, it's just a really

1132
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:13,160
Speaker 1: cute UMU. Always go take care of yourself. And thanks

1133
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 1: for listening to us, for you, thank you for having

1134
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:18,439
Speaker 1: me call in. Absolutely absolutely go live your life because

1135
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 1: it's yours to live. You're gonna have a great one.

1136
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: Let's go talk to Jessica High. Jessica, are you in

1137
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 1: a situation ship? Hello, lady, I'm gonna enter for you.

1138
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: The answer is yes, But Jessica has been in a

1139
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 1: situation ship for six years. Yeah. Unfortunately, our families don't

1140
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 1: get along, so they think that a relationship is toxic.

1141
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 1: So we haven't moved on to the next level at

1142
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 1: all whatsoever? Like Romeo and Juliet. But do you do

1143
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: you think that you guys have enough to actually be

1144
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 1: in a relationship. I wish that we did. I mean,

1145
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 1: for me, I could care less what my family thinks,

1146
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 1: like if you don't like it, too bad, But he

1147
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 1: really cares about what his family thinks. I mean, like,

1148
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 1: he's thirty seven, I'm thirty. I just turned thirty on Saturday.

1149
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: So I'm just like, you know, I want to move

1150
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 1: on to that next level of the relationship. I want

1151
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 1: to have kids. I want to have a family and

1152
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to do that because our families don't

1153
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 1: get along. Well, six years into making how much longer

1154
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 1: are you going to give him? I have no idea.

1155
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: I don't think about that one. You could essentially go

1156
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: on like this for the rest of your life. You could.

1157
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: Family is not going away. Yeah, well, just think about

1158
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 1: what you deserve. I know it's not an easy thing

1159
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 1: to tackle, but think about yourself first. You have to

1160
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, I mean, I can't even go over

1161
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 1: his house because his family lives nearby, so I don't

1162
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 1: want to see my car parked outside anybody. Really, you

1163
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: deserve so much better than that, you really do. Absolutely, yeah,

1164
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 1: go do it, though easier said than done. Yeah, I

1165
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 1: have to, like, you know, get my girl balls and

1166
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 1: just like balls as look, look, most of the women

1167
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 1: in my life have bigger balls than I have, definitely

1168
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 1: bigger balls than straight Nate. But but you've got girl balls.

1169
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 1: You just kinda like let him hang out. Thank you,

1170
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 1: advice one on one, Have a great day, Jessica. Finally

1171
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 1: we go talk to a Michelle Hey. Michelle Hey, good morning,

1172
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 1: Good morning. So a situation ship is between the when

1173
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 1: you hook up and then then you finally decide it's

1174
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: a relationship. You're in this for seven months with this guy.

1175
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 1: I was in this for seven months. So let me

1176
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 1: paint you guys a picture because I love our story.

1177
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: So we've known each other for about twelve years now,

1178
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 1: and we actually worked. We were colleagues and strictly just

1179
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 1: colleagues because we don't do that inside work. But um

1180
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 1: so we lost touch, got in touch because of social

1181
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 1: media and just started talking and having fun. Well, I

1182
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: needed a ride. I needed an uber ride. One night

1183
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 1: and called him and he was available. Um, fooled around,

1184
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 1: had a good time, and then we didn't realize that

1185
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 1: there were there were feelings there. So, um, we were

1186
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 1: in this situation ship for about seven months and finally said,

1187
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: you know what, let's see if there's something there. And

1188
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 1: we've been going strong ever since. So yeah, so it

1189
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 1: can It can work. You just have two girls have

1190
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 1: to be patient and just kind of wait it out

1191
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 1: and enjoy the ride. Well, situation ships are different for everyone.

1192
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 1: They are no situation ships in my mind are. It's

1193
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 1: that time where you're on the border of either getting

1194
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: into the relationship or not. You your passport is out

1195
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:28,320
Speaker 1: and other either either you're gonna let them stamp it

1196
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: and you're gonna go on through border patrol or or

1197
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 1: or you're gonna say no, I don't I don't want

1198
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 1: to have my heart broken right now. I'm going to

1199
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:41,080
Speaker 1: be I'm gonna be just, I'm gonna be saying most definitely.

1200
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 1: And I think we were both kind of on that

1201
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 1: line of do we want to cross that border and

1202
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 1: do we want to expose our feelings. Um, it was

1203
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 1: pretty evident that we're both into each other. But as

1204
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 1: to how into each other. We were we were like,

1205
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 1: we didn't really know, but you're there now. Best of

1206
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,919
Speaker 1: luck to your machine there now, thank you. All right,

1207
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 1: have a very day. Don't forget let your girl balls out,

1208
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 1: need balls? You can just not have balls and you know, well,

1209
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: but you know, but it's not a literal thing. Is

1210
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:13,880
Speaker 1: that it's I mean, I mean, I don't know. Maybe

1211
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 1: I don't know what, just say it. What, Well, I

1212
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 1: don't think you need balls. I think it would be

1213
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 1: you don't have to euphemistically have balls. I think breasts

1214
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 1: are enough. I think you can. Well, they're just balls

1215
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 1: that are up higher. Yeah you move them up? Ye?

1216
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 1: Move your balls are higher than mine? Is that better? Yeah?

1217
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:33,959
Speaker 1: They're not harry though, are they? I don't think so? Okay,

1218
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 1: just checking Danielle, Yes, what's going on? All right? So

1219
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:44,960
Speaker 1: Halsey will be here tomorrow, will be here tomorrow. Her

1220
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 1: new album, Hopeless Fountain Kingdom coming out in June. She

1221
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 1: will be heading out on a eight week tour, kicking

1222
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 1: off September twenty nine in Connecticut. Tickets are going on

1223
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 1: sale May twelve, and she's gonna be all over the place, Orlando, Houston, Dallas, Oakland,

1224
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,360
Speaker 1: San Diego, New York. So it's gonna be cool. I

1225
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,120
Speaker 1: can't wait to see her, you know what, back to

1226
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 1: the balls saying, yeah, I think it's okay to assign

1227
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 1: balls to females now. I don't think it has to

1228
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 1: be a strictly a man thing, just as you can

1229
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 1: call me a bit Okay. I know more men bitches

1230
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,960
Speaker 1: than than women bitches. If you're gonna use the term,

1231
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:18,200
Speaker 1: it isn't what it used to be. We've reassigned it.

1232
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:23,880
Speaker 1: I've had I've reassigned bitches and balls back to you, Daniel.

1233
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:25,919
Speaker 1: All right, So if you go to elvis around dot com,

1234
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 1: you do know today is May four. If you're a

1235
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,040
Speaker 1: Star Wars fan, May the fourth be with you. So

1236
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Speaker 1: check this out smash Mouth. You know they sang this

1237
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Speaker 1: song all Star Well Jimmy Falloneae put together all the

1238
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Speaker 1: Star Wars characters singing it. It's really cute video, so

1239
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Speaker 1: check it out. We have a few for today at

1240
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Speaker 1: elvis around dot com. We know Brittie Spears is leaving

1241
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,920
Speaker 1: Las Vegas. Will she be heading to Broadway? That is

1242
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 1: the rumor that she and her manager Larry Rudolph have

1243
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 1: met with Broadway people in hopes of putting together a

1244
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 1: musical featuring her biggest hits, so we'll see if that happens.

1245
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:59,560
Speaker 1: You looked at the list of Britney Spears hits, Scott,

1246
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,640
Speaker 1: It's like you never think about it until you actually

1247
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 1: looks the list. You're like, wow, she is a she

1248
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 1: is a talented lady. Let's talk about Beyonce. The golden

1249
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 1: microphone that she used on her Formation World tour and

1250
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:17,280
Speaker 1: her Grammy performance got auctioned off for eleven thousand dollars. Elvis,

1251
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 1: what do you think you get for your gold microphone

1252
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 1: if we auctioned it off. It smells like my breath.

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01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 1: It can't be worth much. How about this, Let's call

1254
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 1: them chesticles testicles. That's a good Michael boublasa noa. You know,

1255
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,400
Speaker 1: thankfully he is doing very well after his cancer um

1256
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 1: six months ago. That's when they found out. So Michael

1257
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:43,320
Speaker 1: Boublet will be making his first public appearance soon at

1258
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 1: the end of June. He has scheduled to accept the

1259
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:48,280
Speaker 1: National Arts Center Award in Canada, and so they are

1260
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:50,640
Speaker 1: delighted that he and his family are doing so well

1261
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:52,919
Speaker 1: and they're saying that he will be there. So we're

1262
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:54,680
Speaker 1: excited to see him. I wish he would come see

1263
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:58,120
Speaker 1: us again. I love him so much. Uh. Tonight it

1264
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 1: is all about you know, Scandal and Grays. It's Sean

1265
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:03,080
Speaker 1: to Thursdays. Check that out. Lip Sync Battle is on

1266
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:05,720
Speaker 1: as well. Next hour we have to talk about Netflix

1267
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: and their new series, The Defenders. Hey, so, nil Horn

1268
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 1: has a new song out. I gotta play it for you.

1269
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. I may have leaked overnight. I don't

1270
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:15,840
Speaker 1: need it leak overnight, I don't think so. We may

1271
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:17,520
Speaker 1: world premiere that in about an hour and we'll talk

1272
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:20,760
Speaker 1: to him too. It is our honor to declare this

1273
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 1: Elvis Durande. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Watch the

1274
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 1: MTV Movie and TV Awards with host Adam Divine featuring

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01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: zac Efron, Hayley Steinfeld and more with performances by Big Sean,

1276
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:35,560
Speaker 1: Camila Cabello, and Pitfull. The MTV Movie and TV Awards

1277
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:42,880
Speaker 1: live this Sunday at eight on MTV. That's being an

1278
01:07:42,880 --> 01:08:05,240
Speaker 1: Awakenings Durand it is the fourth that's called Star Wars.

1279
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:08,840
Speaker 1: Come on, all the nerds are doing it, Nelvis Duran

1280
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:17,680
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. All right, so around the room

1281
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:20,479
Speaker 1: we go. It may the fourth be with you, with

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01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:24,360
Speaker 1: you and for all scary what's on your mind today?

1283
01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:26,080
Speaker 1: I have a tip for you. If you're short on

1284
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:28,720
Speaker 1: cash and you want lunch, go to the mall and

1285
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:30,599
Speaker 1: go to the mall with a food court, because all

1286
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:34,240
Speaker 1: you gotta do is walks through and one felt swoop.

1287
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 1: Yesterday I had a California roll sample from the sushi spot,

1288
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:42,960
Speaker 1: a chicken taroyaki on a toothpick, and Anthonyon's pretzel little

1289
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,400
Speaker 1: pretzel bike that they were given out, and a smoothie

1290
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:47,120
Speaker 1: to wash it down from the smoothie place. Then I

1291
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 1: went back around and I had another chicken karoki sample.

1292
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:51,679
Speaker 1: Just the lady who with the trade was a different lady.

1293
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,760
Speaker 1: So you can actually eat for free if you go

1294
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,040
Speaker 1: to the mall food court. There you go fully nourished.

1295
01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,920
Speaker 1: It sounds I love chicken a bit on a toothpick

1296
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:05,160
Speaker 1: that you need. What's up there, Bethany. Do something today

1297
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:08,559
Speaker 1: that makes you happy, and don't worry about whether it's

1298
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,599
Speaker 1: grown up or not. Last night for dinner, I had

1299
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:13,479
Speaker 1: ice cream. I had nothing else. I had an ice

1300
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 1: cream cone. It was American gloves from the big ice

1301
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:22,720
Speaker 1: cream down the street, and it is delicious. Just do

1302
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,120
Speaker 1: something that makes you have to have absolutely, have dinner

1303
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:28,320
Speaker 1: for breakfast, have breakfast for dinner, have ice cream for dinner,

1304
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:30,880
Speaker 1: have ice cream for breakfast, or just go to the

1305
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:34,519
Speaker 1: park and do a cartwheel. Yeah, do something. What's up there, Danielle? So,

1306
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:37,200
Speaker 1: I feel that they're all about food. But if you

1307
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 1: have never had Grandma pizza, If if you have a

1308
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 1: place by you that serves a Grandma slice, you need

1309
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,120
Speaker 1: to try it. It's kind of like the opposite where

1310
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:49,240
Speaker 1: the cheese is underneath the sauce. It is so damn good.

1311
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 1: It's the only pizza I will order now when I

1312
01:09:51,439 --> 01:09:54,639
Speaker 1: when I'm someplace that has Grandma pie. So try try

1313
01:09:54,680 --> 01:10:00,320
Speaker 1: a Grandma pie eating Grandma pie. It's really good. No

1314
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:07,960
Speaker 1: real Grandma. I didn't know what grandma pie was until

1315
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,240
Speaker 1: I moved to New York. So just let you know.

1316
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:12,160
Speaker 1: It's I think it's a very local thing. You've ever

1317
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:16,719
Speaker 1: heard of Grandma pie? No, it's it's almost It's usually

1318
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 1: cut in square, and they usually drizzle olive oil on

1319
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:22,599
Speaker 1: top of it, and it's usually really crunchy on the sides.

1320
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 1: If it's really good, I love Grandma. It doesn't have

1321
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,599
Speaker 1: real Grandma. We want it right now. Come on, yes,

1322
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:34,120
Speaker 1: I would deliver again. Just anticipating pizza makes you happy,

1323
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 1: meaning you have to have it on your calendar for today.

1324
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:40,880
Speaker 1: I'm going to have pizza today if you know that

1325
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,720
Speaker 1: it puts you in a better mood. A place by

1326
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:45,120
Speaker 1: us called Mario's, and they have I'm telling you the

1327
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:48,360
Speaker 1: Grandma pie from there. Nobody makes the Grandma pie like

1328
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:50,959
Speaker 1: they do. It's not called Mario, No, it's called Marios.

1329
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:57,480
Speaker 1: So it's great anyway, Just life it. Grandma pizzas fantastic

1330
01:10:57,560 --> 01:11:02,160
Speaker 1: Grandma pie. Whatever he does, creepy. I had a slice

1331
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:05,120
Speaker 1: of Grandma. What'd you have for dinner? I had ice

1332
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 1: cream cone, says Bethany. What do you have, Elvis? A

1333
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:14,439
Speaker 1: slice of Grandma drizzled with olive oid. It is messed up,

1334
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,559
Speaker 1: but it's so good. Where give me get Grandma pie

1335
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:19,599
Speaker 1: right now. I'll make some phone calls, please do didn't

1336
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:23,120
Speaker 1: she used to be a kindergarten teacher? Grandma pie? Anyway?

1337
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:25,280
Speaker 1: I don't know straight and it's very quiet today. Is

1338
01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:28,800
Speaker 1: your been a drill? Kicking in? Just kicked in? I'm

1339
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:31,519
Speaker 1: not sneezing anymore, But boy, am I tired? You need some?

1340
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,760
Speaker 1: Do you need some coffee. I do you need some

1341
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:37,800
Speaker 1: grandma pie? I would love I'm gotta eat that kind

1342
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:45,000
Speaker 1: of grandma. This is nasty, even though even though I

1343
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,280
Speaker 1: was essentially implying the same thing, just the way you

1344
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:49,600
Speaker 1: said it was creepy. I said that, he said it.

1345
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:51,639
Speaker 1: I was thinking about it, I know, but I said

1346
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:54,000
Speaker 1: it in a fun you know. Wait, you said it? Ok,

1347
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:56,200
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you been a drill. Goodbye, be off

1348
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:59,839
Speaker 1: with you. Uh. Let's do a sound with Garrett. Hi, Garrett,

1349
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,280
Speaker 1: good morning? All right, what do you got to that?

1350
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,479
Speaker 1: All right? Let's start with Paramore came out? What do

1351
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:06,719
Speaker 1: you have today? Paramore came out with new music yesterday.

1352
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:17,920
Speaker 1: It's called Told You So? Sounds awesome. Who don't love

1353
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:20,160
Speaker 1: a little Paramore. It's got a good vibe to it,

1354
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:22,040
Speaker 1: all the music that they've been putting out over the

1355
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:26,759
Speaker 1: past few weeks. Here we go love it? Yeah, alright,

1356
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:29,200
Speaker 1: so we all know the theme song to Big Bang Theories,

1357
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 1: sung by Baron Aken Ladies, sounds like this right billion years.

1358
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:38,960
Speaker 1: Bethany's never heard it, she's never watched the show, and

1359
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:43,680
Speaker 1: then speeds up, right, Bethani, this is the theme song

1360
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:47,320
Speaker 1: to Big Bang Theory. It's still on yes. So last night,

1361
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:49,679
Speaker 1: one of the stars, Kelly Koko, was on the Tonight

1362
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,880
Speaker 1: Show with Jimmy Fallon, and Jimmy said, Hey, you're on

1363
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:53,880
Speaker 1: this big show. Do you even know the theme song

1364
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:56,240
Speaker 1: to your own show? That's a hard theme song to

1365
01:12:56,280 --> 01:13:00,200
Speaker 1: do too. Let's see how she did. Holl universe been

1366
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:03,760
Speaker 1: a hot, dense state and nearly fourteen billion years ago

1367
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:07,040
Speaker 1: expansion started. Wait, the Earth began to call the auto

1368
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:09,040
Speaker 1: Trump began to drown me and with thought a dollar

1369
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 1: for want without the pyramids, past history, and raveling the

1370
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:17,960
Speaker 1: mystery that started with the bag. If you're getting paid

1371
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:20,000
Speaker 1: a million dollars an episode, you should know the theme

1372
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:22,880
Speaker 1: song to your own show. You should blanche um. All right.

1373
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,519
Speaker 1: So last night, also on the Tonight Show, with today

1374
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:29,240
Speaker 1: being May fourth, like Bethany has said, Jimmy Fallon took

1375
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:31,479
Speaker 1: all the Star Wars movies, mashed them together and had

1376
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 1: all the Star Wars characters do smack smash mouths. All

1377
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:41,519
Speaker 1: star once told me the world is drove me shot

1378
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:52,759
Speaker 1: school ship she was with and shape on the art form. Wow,

1379
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:54,960
Speaker 1: we can hear that all day. Well, you can watch

1380
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:57,519
Speaker 1: it all day at Elvis durand dot com if you

1381
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,200
Speaker 1: want later on and then from the show that has

1382
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:04,320
Speaker 1: brought you turtle sex? Remember this the turtle humping a shoe. Yes,

1383
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:06,639
Speaker 1: it sounds like this, the sound of a turtle having

1384
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:16,320
Speaker 1: sex with a shoe. Okay, now this is a three

1385
01:14:16,439 --> 01:14:19,680
Speaker 1: hundred pound tortoise in the UK having sex with the

1386
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:34,120
Speaker 1: small turtle. It has a British accent. I think I'll

1387
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:43,599
Speaker 1: have sex with this small tortoise. Yes, all right, Hey,

1388
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:50,719
Speaker 1: don't we have a turtle sex of the song turtle

1389
01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:56,680
Speaker 1: sex sex, add the British turtle turtle. There we go

1390
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: sex so stupid, we are so weird. Sex with a

1391
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:28,559
Speaker 1: taught alright, alright, okay, would you rather hear people having

1392
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:34,679
Speaker 1: sex or tortoises? Turtles? People, people, turtles, both turtles each

1393
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:38,320
Speaker 1: other with each other at the same time? Turtles? What

1394
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:43,160
Speaker 1: would that sound like? Hey? Oh yeah, my name is Elvis.

1395
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:53,519
Speaker 1: What's yours? Oh, let's get it on? Oh yeah, oh

1396
01:15:54,040 --> 01:16:04,639
Speaker 1: oh oh oh just a three way. It's a turtle

1397
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:09,880
Speaker 1: three way hold on in a shoe? Hey, baby, do

1398
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:11,479
Speaker 1: you mind if we bring a shoe home? Doesn't that

1399
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:14,920
Speaker 1: make it an orgy at that point? Yeah? Would you

1400
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:17,160
Speaker 1: be open minded having a three way with a shoe?

1401
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:22,519
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's go to the bar, pick up

1402
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:24,000
Speaker 1: a shoe. Let's go to pay less. You get the

1403
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:26,200
Speaker 1: left of the right shoe. I don't know. Shoe is it?

1404
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:31,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a crock a pump? Sorry, because

1405
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:33,519
Speaker 1: you could just tell they're taking their time. They're so

1406
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:37,200
Speaker 1: they're slow. A live for a hundred fifty years, you

1407
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:41,920
Speaker 1: might a little have a little baby. You mean the shoe?

1408
01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:48,840
Speaker 1: Meet me in the close you think one of the

1409
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:52,840
Speaker 1: turtles gets jealous of the shoe? Fine, you never did

1410
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:56,000
Speaker 1: me like you did that shoe. I don't know. Okay,

1411
01:16:56,880 --> 01:17:00,360
Speaker 1: you never did me like you did. You were with

1412
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:02,000
Speaker 1: that shoe last night. You looked like you had a

1413
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,040
Speaker 1: lot more funny you've ever had with me. What if

1414
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,479
Speaker 1: I just left you? Just live the rest of your

1415
01:17:05,479 --> 01:17:07,679
Speaker 1: life with a show. I didn't mean it. I didn't

1416
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:12,400
Speaker 1: mean it, like Grett, thank you. Hey, by the way,

1417
01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:14,120
Speaker 1: I went to go see Guardians of the Galaxy the

1418
01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:16,559
Speaker 1: last night. Okay, we we've been dying to hear your review.

1419
01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:21,200
Speaker 1: What is it? I loved it? Yeah, baby groups? Can

1420
01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:25,320
Speaker 1: I say what I thought of? Baby group? But yeah,

1421
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:29,040
Speaker 1: three D it's normally the big block parsters come out

1422
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:33,759
Speaker 1: in July. Big Backblusters start in May this Friday tomorrow.

1423
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:35,760
Speaker 1: So we're doing this really cool thing. I'm glad you

1424
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:39,400
Speaker 1: brought it up. Eminem's Bottles. It's these little plastic containers

1425
01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:43,160
Speaker 1: of Eminem. They call them bottles because it's sexy. You

1426
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:45,519
Speaker 1: can hear the milk, chocolate and goodness in there. So

1427
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:50,440
Speaker 1: they have these limited addition Eminem's Bottles featuring Marvel's Guardians

1428
01:17:50,439 --> 01:17:54,439
Speaker 1: of the Galaxy Volume two. It's in theaters tomorrow. You

1429
01:17:54,479 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 1: have an opener up, Scary scary. I was handing it

1430
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,639
Speaker 1: to Bethany is scary. Took it out of my hand.

1431
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,920
Speaker 1: What are you doing? You shake it and I sell them?

1432
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:16,200
Speaker 1: I beg your pardon. Please pull that. Please don't ever

1433
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:21,960
Speaker 1: say that on the show again, like that shoe Elvis. Okay,

1434
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:24,880
Speaker 1: thank you, Sar. I'm gonna eat five five at one

1435
01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:41,200
Speaker 1: sounds delicious. M m oh yeah, why don't get one

1436
01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:44,160
Speaker 1: with my slice of clementine. It's delicious. Chocolate and citrus

1437
01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:47,519
Speaker 1: are a fantastic combo. And peanut butter. Put it with

1438
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:50,080
Speaker 1: the peanut butter that I have over here. Hey, can

1439
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:53,640
Speaker 1: I play a song? May I play a song? I

1440
01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:55,719
Speaker 1: just feel like playing a song. You can do whatever

1441
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:58,639
Speaker 1: you want. I know we're very busy playing sound effects

1442
01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:05,280
Speaker 1: of turtles having sex with shoes. Greg tas fantasy is

1443
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:07,599
Speaker 1: he wants to rob someone or break into their home

1444
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:10,960
Speaker 1: and burgle them. But I just want to play a song. Okay,

1445
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:14,720
Speaker 1: this is what DJs did in the old days. Yeah,

1446
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:17,679
Speaker 1: they gave time, weather, traffic, and they played songs. MTV

1447
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:21,360
Speaker 1: used to play videos to remember that. Can you think

1448
01:19:21,439 --> 01:19:23,439
Speaker 1: of a song you heard for the very first time,

1449
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:26,880
Speaker 1: didn't know who sang it, but you just love the song.

1450
01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:30,160
Speaker 1: One of my songs like that that I heard Katy

1451
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:34,840
Speaker 1: Perry U Bag flying to the airworks Fireworks. Well, the

1452
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,080
Speaker 1: first time I heard that, I didn't know it was

1453
01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:38,320
Speaker 1: Katy Perry. I'd never heard it before, and I was

1454
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:41,040
Speaker 1: like this, this song is just fantastic. And then I

1455
01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:43,479
Speaker 1: found out was Katy Perry. It loved it. But this song,

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01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:46,080
Speaker 1: I remember where I was, who I was with when

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01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:48,240
Speaker 1: I heard it, and it just makes me feel good.

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Speaker 1: Our buddy Bruno Mars with b O B. I love

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01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:58,240
Speaker 1: this song. Remember this beautifuller Song's gonna make you smile?

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01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:04,360
Speaker 1: There you go. That's one of the songs. It takes

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01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:08,200
Speaker 1: me to a specific place with a specific person. Nothing

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Speaker 1: on you. That's back when Bruno Mars was still an

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01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:12,760
Speaker 1: unknown and b O B was just getting going. And

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01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:15,799
Speaker 1: b O B now gosh, he thinks the earth is flat.

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01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:19,240
Speaker 1: This was his big story last year. He has pictures

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Speaker 1: to proven. And Bruno Mars is just a superstar the Bob.

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Speaker 1: They're both fantastic. I mean, what's the song? I know? Scary?

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01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:27,720
Speaker 1: What's your song? I have one? It's a lit my

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01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:31,240
Speaker 1: own worst enemy. It takes me back to in the summer.

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Speaker 1: Greg T and I our first beach house at the

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Speaker 1: Jersey Shore. Now that's a long time ago, and mine

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Speaker 1: was a long time ago. Yours is a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: Do you have one? What is it? Frog the Sea?

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Speaker 1: David Gett A titanium record takes me back to the

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01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:47,880
Speaker 1: summer and that it came out. I can never get

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01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,800
Speaker 1: enough of hearing that song. What a song, love Titan?

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01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,880
Speaker 1: And you know what it is is the message of

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01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:55,519
Speaker 1: that song is so positive as well too. Mine is

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01:20:55,560 --> 01:21:01,400
Speaker 1: O P P another positive message. Really, But I remember

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01:21:01,439 --> 01:21:04,479
Speaker 1: sitting freshman year of of high school. I went to

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01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:07,000
Speaker 1: a Catholic high school for one year, rolled up my

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01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:09,760
Speaker 1: skirt and I remember all the boys blasting it from

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01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:11,880
Speaker 1: the when we were in the classroom, and all the

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01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:14,519
Speaker 1: girls dancing at our desks when we were listening to

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01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:17,640
Speaker 1: it outside of the classroom. That's what music does. It

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01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:19,920
Speaker 1: just does. Bethany has so many she can't she can't

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01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:21,720
Speaker 1: choose one is her favorite, But you don't have to.

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01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,519
Speaker 1: A big one for me is actually music that my

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01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:25,760
Speaker 1: dad used to listen to. Like, my dad was a

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01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:28,559
Speaker 1: big Van Halen fan, and I don't know anything about

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01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:30,519
Speaker 1: the band. I just knew that those were the songs

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01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:32,519
Speaker 1: we listened to as we drove to South Dakota for

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01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:35,719
Speaker 1: summer vacation one year, And any time I hear Van Halen,

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01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:38,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, there you go. You know these

1495
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:40,880
Speaker 1: are the I know it's so old to say it,

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01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:43,000
Speaker 1: but it's the sound track of your life. That's what

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Speaker 1: it is. Headlined, Bethany, ready to go? You want to do?

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Speaker 1: What's trending? Which one do you want to do? Which

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01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:50,000
Speaker 1: do you want me to do? You do headlines? Okay,

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01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,680
Speaker 1: I do what everything tells me to do. What is

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Speaker 1: this one? Right here? Beautiful girl over the world. We

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01:21:58,240 --> 01:22:02,639
Speaker 1: could be maccan. It feels like you're packing. I found

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01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:15,559
Speaker 1: nuts there on you nut, you all right? A different

1504
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:19,559
Speaker 1: meaning for sure? Absolutely, you're packing. I love that that's

1505
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:22,760
Speaker 1: just sitting in the system somewhere waiting for his time

1506
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:33,320
Speaker 1: in the sun. Nuts I found nuts alright. Fantastic goodness,

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01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:36,960
Speaker 1: fantastic trip down memory lane into the headlines we have

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Speaker 1: what's trending can be up next. Also, food News is

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01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:40,960
Speaker 1: back today with Froggy What are you got going on?

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Speaker 1: Bethany alrighty. Facebook says they're going to hire three thousand

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Speaker 1: new people to monitor videos posted on the social media

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Speaker 1: site for crimes and even suicides. They'll be added to

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01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:54,639
Speaker 1: employees that Facebook says it already has reviewing content reported

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Speaker 1: in violation of the company's community standards. If you get

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Speaker 1: an email from somebody, even if it's someone you know,

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01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:03,080
Speaker 1: and it says that it wants you to open a

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Speaker 1: Google doc, don't do it. If you click on the link,

1518
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Speaker 1: it's going to ask you to sign in with your

1519
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Speaker 1: Google information. And if you do, now this scam has

1520
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Speaker 1: access to your email and your contact list. Don't do it.

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Speaker 1: Report it instead. Bucking I Palace is reporting this morning

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Speaker 1: Prince Philip is not dead, as was falsely reported yesterday.

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Speaker 1: He's he's just stepping down from public life. This is

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01:23:27,439 --> 01:23:31,439
Speaker 1: your hourly reminder to take a deep breath. May the

1525
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Speaker 1: Fourth be with you, Nate say it back to me.

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Speaker 1: And a lot of people have to be gluten free.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people do it by choice. But the

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Speaker 1: people who really have to be gluten free, they you know,

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01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:47,960
Speaker 1: they would like a full meal that doesn't have gluten

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01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,880
Speaker 1: in it. Well, there was a man who was flying

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01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:53,320
Speaker 1: from Tokyo to Sydney and he ordered a gluten free meal,

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01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:57,000
Speaker 1: so they gave him a banana and salt and pepper

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01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:01,960
Speaker 1: packages here, So that's nut gets gluten free. There's not

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01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:04,599
Speaker 1: a lot to it. How long was that flight long

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01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:10,240
Speaker 1: Tokyo to Sydney. That's a fight alright, gluten free here,

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01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:15,439
Speaker 1: so that sucks. Here's an ant alive ant. Here's your

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Speaker 1: gluten free meial, exactly the way you're wondering where these

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Speaker 1: bagels came from. Today, These beautiful bagels ordered up by

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Speaker 1: we celebrate our eighth birthday. He always remember, he's so good.

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Speaker 1: Zero Elvis Strand in the morning show Beverage is e

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Speaker 1: Don't you love when you get to work or school,

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Speaker 1: all or wherever and you're wearing the same sort of

1548
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Speaker 1: clothing that someone else is wearing. Producer Samantha and Jake

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Speaker 1: and I both we all three of us walked in

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01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:12,880
Speaker 1: today wearing these these bombers bomber jackets. Yeah, you guys

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01:25:12,920 --> 01:25:16,639
Speaker 1: look all really great, and so we took a picture.

1552
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:18,760
Speaker 1: We're gonna put it online just to prove that all

1553
01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:21,040
Speaker 1: great minds think alike. It happens a lot. I think

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01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:24,800
Speaker 1: people here we kind of get SYNCD up and a

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01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:26,639
Speaker 1: lot of times people will come wearing the same colors

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01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,920
Speaker 1: or the same outfits. It happens quite a bit. I

1557
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:30,720
Speaker 1: feel like an old lady though, because I'm having to

1558
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:34,680
Speaker 1: wear my jacket inside because it's so cold. I don't know,

1559
01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:39,280
Speaker 1: but the guys aren't cold, No, they're seeing there whatever. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's wrong with your eyes? Danielle? The hants out side

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Speaker 1: of my hand. It squirted into my eye and I

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01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:48,960
Speaker 1: couldn't see anything. So it's also walking down the walking

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01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,040
Speaker 1: me down the hall way to get hell I had

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01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:55,120
Speaker 1: you couldn't see, so it was like someone leading a

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01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:57,160
Speaker 1: blind person down the hallway. She had a walk I

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01:25:57,160 --> 01:25:59,000
Speaker 1: couldn't even see to open the door, like I'm going

1567
01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:02,639
Speaker 1: like this for the or trying to do better. Yeah,

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01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:05,519
Speaker 1: a little pain going on there by the way, you

1569
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:09,479
Speaker 1: have to talk to her about her story about the burrito.

1570
01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:12,439
Speaker 1: Who she she she's There was a fire at her

1571
01:26:12,479 --> 01:26:15,000
Speaker 1: school the other day. She put the fire out because

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01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:18,280
Speaker 1: some idiot put a burrito in tinfoil in the microwave

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01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:22,640
Speaker 1: and it went on fire. Saved the school putting the

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01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:27,960
Speaker 1: fire out. But you shouldn't metal in a microwave. Forget.

1575
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:30,639
Speaker 1: I thought people know that. That's kind of common knowledge.

1576
01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:32,920
Speaker 1: I once put a paper plate in the microwave, but

1577
01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:35,080
Speaker 1: it was one of those happy birthday and I didn't

1578
01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:38,160
Speaker 1: realize that the foil on it was metal and lit

1579
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Speaker 1: the thing on fire. There's another thing you should know.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't put hand sanitizer in your eyes. Oh, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for that, Thanks jackass. Her eyes are

1582
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Speaker 1: so clean though, they really are. My right one so

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Speaker 1: clean right now? Oh, that's right for rose a season.

1584
01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:55,479
Speaker 1: You know, if I was living with Froggy in South Florida,

1585
01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:58,600
Speaker 1: you could it's rose a season year round. But you know,

1586
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Speaker 1: if you drink it around Christmas time, people look at you.

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01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:03,600
Speaker 1: I love rose, You're around. What the heck? Speaking of

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01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:07,080
Speaker 1: rose and all things food, I think we need food

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Speaker 1: news with Froggy. Get Froggy food News. What was that

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Speaker 1: Froggy gets before you get Froggy's food News. I like

1591
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Speaker 1: that we hire these jingle singers for that good. Well,

1592
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Speaker 1: how about this one? I like that Froggy is the

1593
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Speaker 1: great American food news source. How about this one? Food? Alright,

1594
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:48,000
Speaker 1: food news with Froggy. What do you have today? Froggy?

1595
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:50,360
Speaker 1: So you remember Taco Bell at one time had the

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Speaker 1: naked Chicken chiloopa where they took like a piece of

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Speaker 1: fried chicken and turned it into a taco shell. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well that was only for a limited time. But they're

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Speaker 1: bringing something back. The bringing back that they're gonna call

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Speaker 1: it naked chicken chips chips. It was like a chip chicken.

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Speaker 1: It's their version of chicken nuggets. It's a chicken choloop

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Speaker 1: a fried shell configured to look like a triangle, so

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Speaker 1: a chicken piece and it comes with nacho cheese. How

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01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:20,439
Speaker 1: do you get those chickens to grow up in a

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01:28:20,479 --> 01:28:23,000
Speaker 1: shape of a triangle? They're gonna form them that way.

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Speaker 1: It's a for a limited time later this month. Food.

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Speaker 1: We all love fries and shakes that steak and shake right,

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Speaker 1: Appreciation Week by giving free treats the nurses starting May

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Speaker 1: six to May twelve. Half piece wraps at Starbucks from

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Speaker 1: May fifth and Mayo and as you know, tomorrow is

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Speaker 1: It usually falls on Usually, Hey, let's get the fingers

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Speaker 1: together and smoke a lot of pot and sing jingles. First.

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Speaker 1: Froggy's News Froggy's food News segment. Anyway, that was cool.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very frog, very much, Froggy. I love food News.

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Speaker 1: You know, our friend Woody who works out in l

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Speaker 1: A has a morning shoe out there. We totally stole

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Speaker 1: that from him. They do food News, it's one of

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Speaker 1: the like the biggest testing thing on their show. Let

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Speaker 1: we stole it. We borrowed it, didn't we without asking

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Speaker 1: or paying? Is it time for Daniel's report? Danielle? Hold on,

1630
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Speaker 1: believe me, you're following up after food News. Good with that, Froggy.

1631
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Speaker 1: Great job today. I love it. You're reporting is second

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Speaker 1: to none. All right, Danielle, what's going on? Well, there's

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Speaker 1: a half months pregnant with Drake's baby. She also claims

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Speaker 1: that she has text messages where he tells her that

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Speaker 1: he wants her to get an abortion, and she says no.

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Speaker 1: Drake's people are saying that he has his doubts, but

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Speaker 1: if it does turn out to be his baby, he

1639
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Speaker 1: will definitely do the right thing. Is his doubts? He Drake,

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Speaker 1: did you get this nude model pregnant? I have my doubt.

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Speaker 1: nude model. Is she a model who's nude like right now?

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Speaker 1: think it's a model who does nude Okay, just checking.

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Speaker 1: So there's a trailer from Marvel's new Netflix series The Defenders.

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Speaker 1: all fighting together. Check it out Elvis ran dot com.

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Speaker 1: We have a great trailer for you. Brad Pitt is

1649
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Speaker 1: breaking his silence on his divorce from Angelina Jolie. He

1650
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Speaker 1: did his first interview since his breakup with g Q Style,

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Speaker 1: and he admitted that the split was self inflicted. He

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Speaker 1: also said that he was boozing too much, and he

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Speaker 1: said he's working on becoming a better man now. So

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Speaker 1: he gave up his wife and his booze at the

1655
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Speaker 1: same time. I guess so yeah. James Gordon doing another

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Speaker 1: Carpool Karaoke primetime special on May. Katie Perry Jennifer Lopez

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Speaker 1: will be involved along with James, talking about some of

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Speaker 1: his favorite moments from the Late Late Shows and that

1659
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Speaker 1: will be awesome. And um, Emma Stone, remember the guy

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Speaker 1: that made that La La Land video asking her to

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01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:40,760
Speaker 1: prom but she couldn't make it, so she sent a

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Speaker 1: carssage in a boudineer to the guy just to kind

1663
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:46,160
Speaker 1: of say, I'm thinking about you on prom sweet. I

1664
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Speaker 1: don't forget. Tonight is Shonda Thursday, so make sure you

1665
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Speaker 1: watch all your Shonda shows. All right? May the Fourth

1666
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Speaker 1: be with you? And what and also with you? We

1667
01:31:55,280 --> 01:32:00,680
Speaker 1: have May the Fourth be with you breaking news? You know,

1668
01:32:00,720 --> 01:32:03,080
Speaker 1: across the street from our building here in Tribeca, New York,

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01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:06,120
Speaker 1: there's a park we affectionately called it Rat Park because

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01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:10,439
Speaker 1: it's filled with rats. But right now, three men in

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01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:15,400
Speaker 1: fall full costume are having a lightsaber fight. Can I

1672
01:32:15,479 --> 01:32:17,479
Speaker 1: go now? Please? Can I go where we're We're gonna

1673
01:32:17,479 --> 01:32:23,640
Speaker 1: take you there? Live with Greg Tea. Is it him? Gregory?

1674
01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:26,280
Speaker 1: I know we just told everyone that are you in

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01:32:26,360 --> 01:32:30,120
Speaker 1: Rhett Park right now? I certainly am right now as

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01:32:30,160 --> 01:32:35,280
Speaker 1: we speak, as we I am running right now to

1677
01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:40,320
Speaker 1: the lightsaber fights in the park. Now, okay, look at

1678
01:32:40,320 --> 01:32:42,120
Speaker 1: the hold on. Everyone's running out of the office to

1679
01:32:42,160 --> 01:32:44,719
Speaker 1: go downstairs. What is where is everyone going? You gotta work?

1680
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:48,519
Speaker 1: We're okay, you're at the park. Go ahead, I am

1681
01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:57,600
Speaker 1: here now, So what is your name? Uh? Okay D

1682
01:32:58,240 --> 01:33:02,400
Speaker 1: and what is your name? Sir? And Stealth and they're here. Now,

1683
01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:04,920
Speaker 1: why are you guys gonna have a lightsaber fight? During

1684
01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:08,040
Speaker 1: the first off, we're doing a charity. We're kind of

1685
01:33:08,080 --> 01:33:09,680
Speaker 1: new to this planet, so we figured we helped out

1686
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:14,639
Speaker 1: how but we could all right, how about that, Elvis,

1687
01:33:14,680 --> 01:33:16,720
Speaker 1: Well they're doing it for charity. Which charity are they're

1688
01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:20,160
Speaker 1: doing it for? What charity are you doing for? Uh?

1689
01:33:20,240 --> 01:33:23,439
Speaker 1: Robert wood Johnson and St. Mary's Children's Hospital? Oh my god,

1690
01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:26,040
Speaker 1: there you got. We're gonna we're gonna go online. We're

1691
01:33:26,080 --> 01:33:28,320
Speaker 1: gonna donate because of this lightsaber fight. Let's get to

1692
01:33:28,360 --> 01:33:30,679
Speaker 1: fight and if any of them lose a hand, they

1693
01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:33,680
Speaker 1: can do it the hand. Yeah, donate the organs you

1694
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:36,600
Speaker 1: lose during this fight at rat Park. And you know

1695
01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:40,879
Speaker 1: why else? They're doing it the fourth? May the fourth

1696
01:33:40,960 --> 01:33:45,240
Speaker 1: be with you? Right? How about that? All right? Well?

1697
01:33:45,280 --> 01:33:48,680
Speaker 1: Are they fighting or just standing there with lightsabers in

1698
01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:50,760
Speaker 1: their house? Don't just stand there with a lightsaber in

1699
01:33:50,760 --> 01:34:01,679
Speaker 1: your hand? Yeah? Start fighting? Okay, here they go, Okay, Okay,

1700
01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:06,000
Speaker 1: they're fighting. Okay. You know, we've never done live coverage

1701
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:09,760
Speaker 1: of a lightsaber fight before. Oh, oh, I thought they

1702
01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:11,800
Speaker 1: was hitting shop. Look at it, whack over the head.

1703
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:17,320
Speaker 1: They really are hitting each other with the sword. Should

1704
01:34:17,320 --> 01:34:20,400
Speaker 1: we call the police? The helmet that way? Is anyone

1705
01:34:20,439 --> 01:34:23,280
Speaker 1: from the first Precinct down down there? This is amazing

1706
01:34:24,880 --> 01:34:30,880
Speaker 1: into the gut check in the park. Lord, Wow, okay,

1707
01:34:30,920 --> 01:34:33,439
Speaker 1: this is great. Hey, hold on, let's call on. Go

1708
01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:35,800
Speaker 1: to your corner. Go to your corner, all right, and

1709
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:39,800
Speaker 1: you have it. It's happening as we speak. Alright, Doll

1710
01:34:42,120 --> 01:34:48,680
Speaker 1: the ken doll one on guard. You know, I have

1711
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:50,519
Speaker 1: that app called Citizen here in New York City. You

1712
01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:52,439
Speaker 1: can see where crimes going on the neighborhood. What does

1713
01:34:52,479 --> 01:34:57,479
Speaker 1: it say people are fighting in the dark saying people

1714
01:34:57,479 --> 01:34:59,920
Speaker 1: are fighting with lightsabers in Red Park? All right, say

1715
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Speaker 1: you keep going live right now, Elvis Durand dot Com

1716
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Speaker 1: right now, Facebook Live? Are you Facebook living? What are

1717
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Speaker 1: you doing? Facebook? He's just taking video? Are you taking video?

1718
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Speaker 1: What do you go to Facebook Live? Don't you have that? Yeah?

1719
01:35:17,479 --> 01:35:19,880
Speaker 1: Go to Facebook Live? Jake, No, no, don't. Okay, we

1720
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Speaker 1: gotta go where you go. You're the worst reporter ever

1721
01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:28,120
Speaker 1: the studio. Thank you. You heard it. As he spoke,

1722
01:35:28,920 --> 01:35:32,040
Speaker 1: the lightsaber fight. Three grown men with lightsabers in rat

1723
01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:34,439
Speaker 1: Park in beautiful Tribeck in New York. That makes you happy?

1724
01:35:34,439 --> 01:35:38,200
Speaker 1: He doesn't about the me. Who's Facebook? Elvis Durand Show

1725
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Speaker 1: is live on Facebook right now. I'm gonna Facebook live

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Speaker 1: show ning moo, which translates us morning show is Elvis

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Speaker 1: They're like normal people. They talk about everyday things. Do

1754
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Speaker 1: you get into light bondage in the morning show? So

1755
01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:23,960
Speaker 1: I tell you, I think the last time we ran

1756
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:28,280
Speaker 1: into Nile Horn was at jingle Ball. I do believe.

1757
01:37:28,320 --> 01:37:30,760
Speaker 1: So is he on Hunters jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden. Yeah,

1758
01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:32,880
Speaker 1: that sounds right. And he came up and without you know,

1759
01:37:32,880 --> 01:37:35,160
Speaker 1: I went to shake his hand and he went past

1760
01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:36,920
Speaker 1: my hand and he hugged me. I'm like, what's up?

1761
01:37:37,080 --> 01:37:39,000
Speaker 1: He said, it's just so it's good to say you

1762
01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:42,439
Speaker 1: or you know, he speaks with that accent, but he

1763
01:37:42,439 --> 01:37:44,960
Speaker 1: swears I have the accent and he doesn't. But anyway,

1764
01:37:44,960 --> 01:37:46,240
Speaker 1: he has a new song. I'm gonna play it for

1765
01:37:46,280 --> 01:37:51,320
Speaker 1: you right now. It's called slow Hands. And after it's over. Wait,

1766
01:37:51,360 --> 01:37:53,920
Speaker 1: is that him calling? Now? Yeah, Nile is calling. Now

1767
01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:55,519
Speaker 1: we'll put on the whole time me to listen to

1768
01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:57,840
Speaker 1: his own song. After it's over, we'll talk to Nile Horn.

1769
01:37:57,920 --> 01:38:17,240
Speaker 1: This is slow Hands. Listen to that, so hands and

1770
01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:25,439
Speaker 1: there you go, Slow Hands, Nile Horn, fantastic. Hello, Hello Nile,

1771
01:38:26,120 --> 01:38:28,559
Speaker 1: good morning. I'm looking down these lyrics and I don't

1772
01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:31,439
Speaker 1: know if I can approve these radio Do you really

1773
01:38:31,520 --> 01:38:37,080
Speaker 1: wrote lyrics like this? Yeah, it was only midday when

1774
01:38:37,080 --> 01:38:40,000
Speaker 1: I wrote them as well. So hey, can I just

1775
01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:42,040
Speaker 1: say something nil? When we saw you, god way back,

1776
01:38:42,080 --> 01:38:44,360
Speaker 1: it was a jingle ball in New York City. Yea.

1777
01:38:45,760 --> 01:38:48,080
Speaker 1: And of all the people I talked to that night

1778
01:38:48,120 --> 01:38:50,519
Speaker 1: and interviewed, you were the nicest you. You were the

1779
01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:52,639
Speaker 1: nicest guy. And I just wanted I just been waiting

1780
01:38:52,680 --> 01:38:54,519
Speaker 1: all these months to say thank you, thank you very

1781
01:38:54,600 --> 01:38:57,559
Speaker 1: much of this. So let's talk about slow Hands. Of course,

1782
01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:00,479
Speaker 1: today's the day it's out. Now it's available for everyone

1783
01:39:00,520 --> 01:39:02,880
Speaker 1: to purchase, so I want everyone to spend your hard

1784
01:39:02,880 --> 01:39:05,240
Speaker 1: earned money and buy Slow Hands. How does it feel

1785
01:39:05,280 --> 01:39:07,880
Speaker 1: on music release day? Is this sort of like Christmas Morning?

1786
01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:10,360
Speaker 1: I mean, is this an exciting thing for you on

1787
01:39:10,439 --> 01:39:13,400
Speaker 1: debut day? Yeah, it's there. There's obviously, like you know,

1788
01:39:13,520 --> 01:39:15,639
Speaker 1: you hear artist talking about this all the time. It's

1789
01:39:15,840 --> 01:39:17,800
Speaker 1: it's like an anxious thing you just want everyone to hear,

1790
01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:19,280
Speaker 1: you know, but wanted people to hear it since the

1791
01:39:19,320 --> 01:39:21,360
Speaker 1: day I wrote it. So the closer you get to

1792
01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:22,920
Speaker 1: the time it is released, you know, the more you

1793
01:39:22,920 --> 01:39:25,120
Speaker 1: want people to hear it. And you obviously there's pressure

1794
01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:26,960
Speaker 1: there too because you want people to like it. Have

1795
01:39:27,080 --> 01:39:29,160
Speaker 1: you started working on the video yet? Because I feel

1796
01:39:29,160 --> 01:39:31,160
Speaker 1: like this is going to be like a rated X video.

1797
01:39:31,320 --> 01:39:38,519
Speaker 1: I'm shooting the video today. Ye, take a shower. Isn't

1798
01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:40,559
Speaker 1: it fun to kind of talk about things in your

1799
01:39:40,640 --> 01:39:43,320
Speaker 1: music you typically would not talk about in just regular

1800
01:39:43,320 --> 01:39:45,760
Speaker 1: conversation and you must get a charge out of that. Yeah, yeah,

1801
01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:47,439
Speaker 1: it's great. I remember it used to be a time

1802
01:39:47,479 --> 01:39:49,800
Speaker 1: when you'd be trying to hide things from people, where

1803
01:39:49,800 --> 01:39:52,200
Speaker 1: you know there's deadlines to me and well, we know

1804
01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:54,360
Speaker 1: we're not shooting the video today. No, no, no, Well,

1805
01:39:54,400 --> 01:39:56,559
Speaker 1: you know it's got the compass that time when you know,

1806
01:39:56,600 --> 01:39:58,760
Speaker 1: when Ed released two songs in January and no one

1807
01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:01,320
Speaker 1: has expected him to just do so it's kinda I

1808
01:40:01,520 --> 01:40:03,800
Speaker 1: like the fact that we just go around talking about stuff.

1809
01:40:03,840 --> 01:40:05,640
Speaker 1: That's great, there's no pressure but that so we have

1810
01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:08,320
Speaker 1: an album that we're waiting for and we've I'm assuming

1811
01:40:08,360 --> 01:40:10,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna be going on the road. Can you fill

1812
01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:12,400
Speaker 1: in any of these blinds? Yeah, the album that we

1813
01:40:12,439 --> 01:40:14,360
Speaker 1: can wing towards closer to the end of the year.

1814
01:40:14,760 --> 01:40:16,920
Speaker 1: I'm obviously gonna be busy, you know, with with low

1815
01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:18,599
Speaker 1: ants for a while, you know, going around the place

1816
01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:22,200
Speaker 1: and and doing interviews and performing places. So I'm gonna

1817
01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:24,839
Speaker 1: be I'm gonna be busy for the summer anyway, um

1818
01:40:24,880 --> 01:40:27,840
Speaker 1: and then uh toor yeah, I'm guessing that's going to

1819
01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:30,519
Speaker 1: be on the card that there's no talks of it

1820
01:40:30,600 --> 01:40:33,320
Speaker 1: as yet. As of yet, Torn is by far the

1821
01:40:33,360 --> 01:40:35,240
Speaker 1: best thing that we do and I kind of want

1822
01:40:35,240 --> 01:40:36,559
Speaker 1: to do it again. What is it you like so

1823
01:40:36,640 --> 01:40:39,320
Speaker 1: much about it? Because a lot of artists touring is exhausting.

1824
01:40:39,439 --> 01:40:41,439
Speaker 1: They you know, they missed their family, But you seem

1825
01:40:41,479 --> 01:40:42,800
Speaker 1: to love it. What do you love so much about it?

1826
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:45,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, just I think obviously the traveling can

1827
01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:47,960
Speaker 1: be tough sometimes, so like if you're spending six eight

1828
01:40:47,960 --> 01:40:50,720
Speaker 1: weeks away, that's what it gets tough. You just want

1829
01:40:50,760 --> 01:40:52,880
Speaker 1: your own bed and you know you want to see everyone.

1830
01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:55,640
Speaker 1: But the shows are so good. You could be in

1831
01:40:55,680 --> 01:40:58,400
Speaker 1: the worst moodever you could be, you know, hating everyone

1832
01:40:58,439 --> 01:41:00,880
Speaker 1: that you're tucked around you, and then you go on

1833
01:41:00,920 --> 01:41:04,120
Speaker 1: stage and its changes your day. So it's um, it's

1834
01:41:04,120 --> 01:41:06,320
Speaker 1: a good thing, Nile. I'm gonna try to talk you

1835
01:41:06,400 --> 01:41:07,760
Speaker 1: into something. I know you're going to be in New

1836
01:41:07,840 --> 01:41:10,559
Speaker 1: York the end of May. Promise me you're gonna come

1837
01:41:10,560 --> 01:41:14,120
Speaker 1: by and perform for us, Absolutely, no doubt. No, he

1838
01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:17,439
Speaker 1: just promised. I'm going to be in New York and

1839
01:41:17,479 --> 01:41:19,479
Speaker 1: I'm coming to see you, Lave good. We're holding you

1840
01:41:19,520 --> 01:41:22,160
Speaker 1: to that. We have the recording we will play and

1841
01:41:22,240 --> 01:41:23,880
Speaker 1: until then we'll listen to your song over and over

1842
01:41:23,920 --> 01:41:25,800
Speaker 1: and over and it will continue to make us horny

1843
01:41:25,880 --> 01:41:31,439
Speaker 1: or as you say, Randy, those words in the radio. Yeah, yeah,

1844
01:41:31,560 --> 01:41:38,240
Speaker 1: we're almost positive. Absolutely, Jesus. We can also talk about

1845
01:41:38,320 --> 01:41:44,559
Speaker 1: Fanny's this is. I'll tell you what radio It's so stupid,

1846
01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:48,920
Speaker 1: isn't it now? It's slow hands, it's out today. You

1847
01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:50,600
Speaker 1: just heard it. We'll play it again, of course all

1848
01:41:50,680 --> 01:41:52,559
Speaker 1: day long. Nile Horn will see you on the thirty

1849
01:41:52,880 --> 01:41:54,920
Speaker 1: New York. Thanks for calling in man, all right, thanks

1850
01:41:54,960 --> 01:41:57,160
Speaker 1: very much for having have a great day. Congratulations on

1851
01:41:57,200 --> 01:42:00,840
Speaker 1: a great single. Thank you love it. I love it

1852
01:42:00,840 --> 01:42:02,600
Speaker 1: when they bring your music to us. Yeah, thank you.

1853
01:42:02,720 --> 01:42:07,240
Speaker 1: N you hang up first. Okay, he's gone. Okay, I

1854
01:42:07,240 --> 01:42:09,799
Speaker 1: feel kind of weird hanging out first. Hey, what's trending?

1855
01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:16,160
Speaker 1: Kathy always called her Kathee Lee? Hey, Kathee Lee? What's trending?

1856
01:42:16,320 --> 01:42:20,160
Speaker 1: Call me? Holda Hey, holda hello, Bethany, what's trending? Already? So,

1857
01:42:20,400 --> 01:42:21,720
Speaker 1: we have a lot of women who work in our

1858
01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:24,000
Speaker 1: office who have really curly hair, and one of them,

1859
01:42:24,040 --> 01:42:27,360
Speaker 1: our friends, Shelley Rome, got our attention when she pulled

1860
01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:31,760
Speaker 1: this spiraled elastic out to put her hair into a ponytail. Well,

1861
01:42:31,800 --> 01:42:35,360
Speaker 1: your Ritza found what this is. It's called an invisibabble,

1862
01:42:35,840 --> 01:42:38,000
Speaker 1: and it was actually invented by a college student who

1863
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Speaker 1: hated getting headaches whenever she used regular elastics. Plus she

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Durant phone Tap, d Daniel phone tap, What

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Speaker 1: do you have coming up? So Alison is sants dogwalker right,

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Speaker 1: and he loves his dog Boots so much. But Alison

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Speaker 1: can't be there today to walk Boots. So she called

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Speaker 1: in backup. So I'm calling Sean as the backup, saying, oh,

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Speaker 1: I lost your dog. Okay, let's listen in to Daniel's

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Speaker 1: phone here you hello, Hi, speak to Sean. Please Sean listen.

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Speaker 1: I spoke to Allison. She gave me your number and

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Speaker 1: just in case I had an emergency. And I can't

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Speaker 1: get Boots back, and I don't know what to do

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Speaker 1: because I sho treats. What wait? Who is this is?

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Speaker 1: This is the dog walker Lisa. Where's Allison? She's my

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Speaker 1: dog walks? I forgot. Okay, Allison had an appointment today

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Speaker 1: and so she called me and said, can I take

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Speaker 1: Boots up for his walk? I said yes? And then

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Speaker 1: when I took Boots out for his wen't talk about this. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's not important. Now listen to me. I went to

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Speaker 1: the store and I got the treat and I was

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Speaker 1: just going Boots Bootsy. I got the treats and then

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Speaker 1: he's not coming back. What do you mean he's not coming?

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Speaker 1: Where is he? I want to get a hot dog?

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Speaker 1: And I tied him up to the poll and I know, Lucky,

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Speaker 1: first of all, you and the thing that you want mustard?

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Speaker 1: I said yes, I turned around and he was gone.

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Speaker 1: I tied him to a pole and I can't find him.

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Speaker 1: Where are you? And the park? Wooddale Park Park? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the one with all the trees. Yeah, I know. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I didn't leave him. I tied him

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Speaker 1: right next to me. I didn't I only needed a

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Speaker 1: hot dog. I only went for one minute, I know.

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Speaker 1: But I went to the store and I asked the

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Speaker 1: store to the treats and I go boots boots. He

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Speaker 1: doesn't come. He's not hungry. I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 1: It's like it sounds like I know because dogs like bread.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, boo, let me try it again.

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Speaker 1: Food funk. I got treats day? What kind of treats

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Speaker 1: does he like? I'll go back to the store and

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Speaker 1: get whatever I want to. Treat you like a dog.

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Speaker 1: Don't eat bro. He cares. It's like him because you

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Speaker 1: can't find and he can't even hear your voice right now.

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Speaker 1: He can't even know who you are. I'm not Alliston

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Speaker 1: and you want to stranger. I thought it was the

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Speaker 1: last minute thing she got, like some interview or something

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Speaker 1: called me you are and Alison didn't get it. I'm

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Speaker 1: leaving up right now. I will be there in twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's definitely not happy. Oh my god, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: he terrified. I didn't even know get that bad. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna call him back right now and you just say

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Speaker 1: that you got a phone call from your friend Lisa. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Hello Allison, where the hell are you?

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Speaker 1: And don't you Boots right now? I had an appointment.

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Speaker 1: I had to go to it, and so I asked

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Speaker 1: Lisa to walk him. I don't know who he is,

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Speaker 1: and she locked my dog. I know. I just got

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Speaker 1: a call from Lisa. I am so sorry. It sounds

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Speaker 1: like who is this Lisa woman? Listen, she's a really

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Speaker 1: old friend of mine. I never know she's not called friends.

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Speaker 1: He lost him? But just listening, you know what? There

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Speaker 1: there was this one time when Boots ran away with

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Speaker 1: me and I was like freaking out. But then I

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Speaker 1: got back to your house because I didn't know what

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Speaker 1: to do and he was sitting there, so he knows

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Speaker 1: how to get home. Like how you mention that? Because

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Speaker 1: because he got home and it was fine, and still

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Speaker 1: lost him and now he's lost. I'm okay, I found him.

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Speaker 1: What Sean, This is Daniel Manaro from Just Around in

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Speaker 1: the Morning show and you just got phone town. Boots

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Speaker 1: is fine? Oh my phone have an idea for a

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Speaker 1: phone tab. Go to elst Ran dot com, click on

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Speaker 1: the phone ta tab Tell us what you want to do.

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Speaker 1: This table is prerecorded with permission granted by all Hers

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Speaker 1: Duran phone tab on Elvis Durand in the Morning show. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you hear me talking a lot about Sherry's Berries Mother's

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Speaker 1: Days on the way, But I'm I do it a

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Speaker 1: lot in frequency so you won't screw this up. So

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Speaker 1: let me remind you again. Sherry's Berry is a wonderful

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Speaker 1: gift for your mother for Mother's Day. Now, even though

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Speaker 1: the microphone in the upper right hand corner and type

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Speaker 1: in Elvis. We'll send your mother some beautiful juice, juicy

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Speaker 1: People are asking how they can get the new Nile

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Speaker 1: Horn song. Well, you know, you can go to iTunes

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Speaker 1: and buy it, which is what he really wants you

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Speaker 1: to do. But also, I was listening to it on

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Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio app. It's right there, we have

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Speaker 1: it up already. I'm gonna tell you something about the

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio app that I'm loving. Froggy sent me

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Speaker 1: a taxi said, I gotta tell you my new favorite thing.

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Speaker 1: So what's that? Tell him what you told me? Your

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Speaker 1: new favorite thing is on the I Heart Radio app. Listen, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I can tell you listening to that on the Sam

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Speaker 1: song g s A I Am. It's the boy band playlist.

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Speaker 1: The boy band. Next, let's see Liquid Dreams by Oldtown God.

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Speaker 1: Who doesn't love a good liquid dream anyway? So the

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Speaker 1: boy band playlist on the I Heart Radio App is hilarious.

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Speaker 1: It is amazing. It's the same music is featured on

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Speaker 1: boy band Bonanza. Yes, but anyway, baby, okay, turning, so

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Speaker 1: anyway the I the I Heart Radio App. Oh sorry,

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Speaker 1: sorry sorry? Which song is I'll Make Love to? Yes? Yes, see,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you. It's hit after hit after hit. It

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Speaker 1: never stops. Okay. What it does is the I Heart

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Speaker 1: Radio App. It's just okay, sorry, sorry, Heart Radio App.

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Speaker 1: It's more than a thing. It really is truly a living,

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Speaker 1: breathing friend. And as you feed it your loves and hates,

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Speaker 1: it becomes closer to you thumbs up thumbs down on

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Speaker 1: whatever song you're listening to, and it learns about what

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Speaker 1: you're all about. They call it the algorithm of the system,

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Speaker 1: which to me is just so beyond my my mind strength.

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Speaker 1: What is an algorithm is a formula, but it's it's

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Speaker 1: a formula that the computer learns because you have to

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Speaker 1: teach it that algorithm. I played a song by Starli

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Speaker 1: called Calling Me Bryan right Back Remix, and it just

2044
01:52:35,680 --> 01:52:39,200
Speaker 1: started playing songs in that vibe. I didn't even know

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Speaker 1: it was doing it, and it was exactly the kind

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Speaker 1: of music I wanted to listen to based on that

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Speaker 1: one song. Right, the the I Heart Radio app is

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Speaker 1: for free. Of course, you can listen to all sorts

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Speaker 1: of music and maybe all you need, but you can

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Speaker 1: actually upgrade was just a few dollars a month and

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Speaker 1: you can do uh, the I Heart Radio App all access,

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Speaker 1: so you can save these songs into your playlists and

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Speaker 1: then it it'll invent playlist based on the things that

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Speaker 1: you like. It just kind of knows, but you just

2055
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Speaker 1: gotta feed it. It's like a little Petka really playing

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Speaker 1: on the boy bad channel. Yeah, yeah, fast streets this channel.

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Speaker 1: You just can't. Oh my god, I love this channel.

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Speaker 1: So the I Heart Radio app play with it today,

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Speaker 1: I mean, and play with it often, but always thumbs up,

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Speaker 1: thumbs down. And this is also how we figure out

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Speaker 1: who you want to see at the I Heart Radio

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Speaker 1: events like I Heart Radio Music Festival or the big

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Speaker 1: summer party we're having in Miami in a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 1: Have we announced the artist for that yet? It's yes

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Speaker 1: or no? Okay, you don't have to do just yes

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Speaker 1: or no. It'll be monday, Okay. We have the big

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Speaker 1: weekend at the Fountain Blue in Miami. It's it's we

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Speaker 1: do it every year. We kick off the summer. Wait

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Speaker 1: till you here's gonna who's gonna be on the stage.

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Speaker 1: You selected them by thumbs uping on your I Heart radio.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I know God, I wish I could

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Speaker 1: say who's going to be there? Okay, well I won't

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Speaker 1: do it, but we do know who's gonna be We'll

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Speaker 1: be there too, and you can win trips to join

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Speaker 1: us there. You can say that, what can we say that?

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Speaker 1: You can say everything you just said. You can say

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Speaker 1: you're saying everybody's gonna want to be there. Trust you're

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Speaker 1: telling me I should stop talking now. Yes, okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: So Monday we announced the lineup for our thanks to

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Speaker 1: A T and T. By the way, it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a big party of the Fountain Blue. We'll all get

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Speaker 1: together and high. I'm actually gonna do a Saturday midday

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Speaker 1: radio show. I haven't done a like, just a show

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Speaker 1: playing music. And Daniel is gonna be with me. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have an appearance. Bethany has a dog show, might

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Speaker 1: be there show. We'll talk about that. Funny. I got

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Speaker 1: a call from some one of the muckety MUCKs at

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Speaker 1: I heeart. They said, how come Bethany's coming? I said,

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Speaker 1: because she has a dog show. I committed to the

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Speaker 1: dog show. First, of course I have a dog show too.

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Speaker 1: You don't. The only dog show you're going to is

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Speaker 1: uh me? Okay, alright, just gonna be a lot of fun. Wait.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't Beth Daniel know she's going to this? Right? Yeah? Okay, okay, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: figure it out. You don't have to go. I want

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Speaker 1: to go. I don't know if I can yet. Let

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Speaker 1: me go back to my old DJ days and have

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Speaker 1: my own show. It sounds good. I'm just gonna play

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Speaker 1: the music. All right, here's another hit for you. How

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Speaker 1: do you do it? I scary, Give me some music.

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Speaker 1: I ever done a radio show and quite some time

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Speaker 1: radio content. I want to talk up the post ball.

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Speaker 1: Give me a song, scary, Come on, we don't have

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Speaker 1: a bunch of time here. Any song will, dude? Song

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Speaker 1: right here? All right? Where is it? All right? Live

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Speaker 1: from the Fountain's see how the DRD show with the

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Speaker 1: Eagle Light Sherry. Here we go down. When I hear

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Speaker 1: when I hear, when I hear our radio people, they

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Speaker 1: sound like that to me. They sounds so antiquated. I'm

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Speaker 1: like the oldest guy in radio, but I sound a

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Speaker 1: little more hip than you really have to edf the youth.

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Speaker 1: The name of the title and there here's a bad

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Speaker 1: full of promise in the future. The name is Blink

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Speaker 1: one eight two. All these small things not a song

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Speaker 1: about my Penis. Here we go? Is that what you

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Speaker 1: want to hear on my thing? And now? C. C. Peniston,

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Speaker 1: it's a Penis Saturday. Welcome to it, d with you

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Speaker 1: playing the c d s and the CD player. We're

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Speaker 1: playing c ds you want to see, you want to

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Speaker 1: see ds nuts. C. C. Penis right, so that when

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Speaker 1: we're in Miami for the show, I'm gonna be doing

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Speaker 1: my own mid day show. Nice. That's awesome. Here's a

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Speaker 1: brand new track for you, Pump up the Jam by

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Speaker 1: Techno Tronic. It's a tronic that's techno al right, so

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Speaker 1: many I'll give you the date so you can listen next.

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Speaker 1: I know that's the Heart radio channel. Ever, that's a

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Speaker 1: preview what you're gonna hear live from the pool. It's

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Speaker 1: the Mountain Blood at the A T and T Summer

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Speaker 1: kickoff thing. We haven't given it a name yet. Summer

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Speaker 1: all right, do we have time for a Danielle cc

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Speaker 1: played two hits in a row from CC penis, Yes

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Speaker 1: I played it? What? What? Nate? What? We already? Time? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I gotta take a break. Nates over their crap in

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Speaker 1: his pant. I hope you're not there when I'm doing

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Speaker 1: my midday show it and I hope you give me

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Speaker 1: some long intros. He's right, there's nothing to d j

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Speaker 1: H worse than a zero zero intro. All Right, we

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Speaker 1: gotta take a break.