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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a loser line. Good by, Just call me.

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Speaker 1: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 1: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're

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Speaker 1: out at the club and uses this charming pickup line

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Speaker 1: on you.

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Speaker 2: Hi, that excuse me? I can't hear you. Hello? Can

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Speaker 2: you hear me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you work at Little Caesar's?

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Speaker 4: Why am I leaning closer to the microphone?

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Speaker 5: I only say that because you you look hot and.

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Speaker 1: Ready, like, yeah, give me your crazy stick.

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Speaker 2: I like to go. Please.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, whatever you do, resist the urge to bring

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Speaker 1: that man down with an extra large bottle of NERD repellent. Instead,

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Speaker 1: give him the number of the loser lines. Hopefully he

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Speaker 1: leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 1: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Hey Katie, this is We met in line at the

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Speaker 2: TSA the other day. You were working and I had

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Speaker 2: a bunch of it was change in my pockets. I

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Speaker 2: actually get that on purpose because I was hoping that

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Speaker 2: maybe you'd be the one patting me down. But I

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Speaker 2: guess there's this nonsense boys on boys only rule there Anyway,

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Speaker 2: I was thinking maybe I could come by some time,

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Speaker 2: maybe get a cheap plane ticket, not really to go anywhere,

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Speaker 2: but just to see you, and we could get some

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Speaker 2: lunch and get some Starbucks making Panda if you're feeling

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Speaker 2: a little more adventurous, and yes, maybe we could search

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Speaker 2: each other sometimes.

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Speaker 3: Wow, God, the only person that enjoys TSA.

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Speaker 2: We found it right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Seriously? Did he just describe Panda Express as adventurous? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean tell me you're white without telling me you're white.

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Speaker 2: I mean maybe.

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Speaker 5: Maybe it just means the aftermask.

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Speaker 2: Fair enough.

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Speaker 5: Next message, Alix, why are you not responding?

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Speaker 3: What are you creeped out?

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Speaker 2: Because I was like sending you pictures of where you

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Speaker 2: were today.

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Speaker 5: Hello, it's a joke.

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Speaker 2: Do you not understand how jokes work.

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Speaker 5: I was like three tables behind you at the coffee shop.

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Speaker 4: We ordered the same thing.

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Speaker 5: You didn't even see me, Like, that's hilarious.

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Speaker 3: It's a joke.

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Speaker 5: Like, can you not make a joke, Alex?

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Speaker 1: Like I only followed you for one hour, Like that's

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Speaker 1: not even a long time.

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Speaker 3: That's not creepy behavior.

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Speaker 4: I'm just trying to hint to you that I like you, Okay,

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Speaker 4: This is how women tell guys that they're into them.

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Speaker 1: Are you not getting it? Hello?

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Speaker 5: Hint next, Hello Alex, I tracked down your mom where

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Speaker 5: she lives and went and met her and sniffed your

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Speaker 5: baby blankets as a joke.

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Speaker 3: Jo, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: I love people like this though.

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Speaker 2: They make me feel so much less crazy.

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Speaker 1: I think he's like and this is a restraining order.

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Speaker 1: Do you get it?

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Speaker 2: Not a joke.

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Speaker 1: If you know someone who also doesn't get jokes, though,

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Speaker 1: tell them about our TikTok. Jeffery doesn't for people who

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Speaker 1: can't distinguish as something is funny or not. Plus, we

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Speaker 1: play our favorite loser lines of the week on there

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Speaker 1: every single time. We don't hear messages like this one.

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Speaker 4: Hello, this is I know we met the other night

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Speaker 4: and there's an October fact coming up, and I honestly

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Speaker 4: really want to be a part of the Yodeling choir,

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Speaker 4: but I'm not very good. Yeah yoda, yeay yo yaya.

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Speaker 4: I could really use you, so please, you know, call

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Speaker 4: me back all right? Bye.

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Speaker 1: Someone needs to tell Disneyland one of the little Dutch

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Speaker 1: boys from the Small Word he got out a chip like.

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Speaker 4: The Yodelin restaurant in the town I grew up in

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Speaker 4: has since closed, so there's no work for him.

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Speaker 5: There's the soprano.

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Speaker 2: This is.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Rob, this is uh.

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Speaker 3: I think we had a pretty good time. I remember

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Speaker 3: you said that you've run a daycare center, and I'm

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Speaker 3: kind of in between jobs right now and I would

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Speaker 3: love for you to consider me for a position there.

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Speaker 3: Let me just go ahead and say the full disclosure.

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Speaker 3: If you, you know, decide that you want to run

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Speaker 3: a background check. I have had about three DUIs and

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Speaker 3: they will probably all show up and said background check.

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Speaker 3: But I'm fine now because I basically quit drinking hard liquor.

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Speaker 3: I'm just drinking light beer. Also, I'm not really that.

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Speaker 4: Big take shit.

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Speaker 3: But I'm sure you got a TV so I can.

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Speaker 2: Play some I don't know, blues clues or something.

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Speaker 3: I can just put them in front of the TV

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Speaker 3: and maybe have a cigarette or a beer or something.

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Speaker 3: You know, it should be fairly easy. So, like I said,

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Speaker 3: just in case you don't remember, and I'm really really

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Speaker 3: looking forward to getting to to speak with you about

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Speaker 3: this possibility and also maybe going out for dinner.

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Speaker 4: Brook.

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Speaker 1: You're always looking for babysitters at the last second, so

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Speaker 1: you can go on date nights. Just have her over

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Speaker 1: and make sure your fridge is stocked with PBRs perfect.

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Speaker 1: Don't like it though, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Right, A lot people in childcare.

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Speaker 5: You can listen to loser.

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Speaker 1: Line regularly at this time every single week, and make

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Speaker 1: sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel

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Speaker 1: if you haven't already. That's where you can listen to

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Speaker 1: every single loser Line, second date and phone tap that

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Speaker 1: we do right there. And speaking of phone taps, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do one coming up right after this