1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:04,160 Speaker 1: All right, Stephen, you were going to tell us about 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:07,080 Speaker 1: your handcuffed story we were talking about. I was young, buddy, 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: as I got out of college. I met this girl 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,559 Speaker 1: at this job I had. It took me a while 5 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: to convince her to go out with me. Finally, when 6 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: I went out here at dinner about six seven times. 7 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,079 Speaker 1: I'm sitting now, I'm pulling it on thick as I can. Man, 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 1: I got this girl, this girl going, oh my god, 9 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: this guy, the one I didn't really know who I 10 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: was pulling it on to. I just kept pulling it 11 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,639 Speaker 1: and pulling it on. You know, when I'm with you, 12 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 1: my heart just my heart matters, and my heart ain't 13 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,960 Speaker 1: maddening to me in so long. You actually make my 14 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:43,360 Speaker 1: heart matter. I mean the girl you didn't even understand. 15 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 1: I had it going on this girl. Finally, Man, one evening, 16 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 1: she said, you have got to come on, and I 17 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 1: don't want you to leave. I said, this finally got here, 18 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 1: Thank you, Lord, go by there. We get through having 19 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: dinner and shot up and everything. Thing getting a little 20 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: crazy up in here. So she said, I got some 21 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 1: been just a fantasy of mind to do with you. 22 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 1: I got these handcuffs. The handcuffs had fur on them, 23 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:17,199 Speaker 1: so I didn't think nothing of it. So she said, 24 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 1: I'm gonna just handcuff you. I said, now, you know, 25 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,199 Speaker 1: just this just for a little bit, because I don't 26 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 1: like being handcuffed. She said, I will never hurt you. 27 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:32,919 Speaker 1: This had her handcuffed me, but inside the fur was metal. Yahh, 28 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:38,039 Speaker 1: So now I'm handcuffs. As soon as she handcuffed, she changed. 29 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: What do you mean she changed? So I said, hey, baby, 30 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,319 Speaker 1: let me do this right here. Put the key in 31 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 1: my other hand. She took the key and threw it 32 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 1: behind the dresser. Oh hell, we got problem. I got 33 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: boxer drawers on with the lips on them. You know, 34 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: I had these boxer drawers. I thought they were sexy. 35 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: I found them had the lips prints on them. And 36 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 1: he kisses all over the Yeah, I'm sitting up in here, 37 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:10,359 Speaker 1: met surely the way you that ain't what it wants. 38 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 1: That just had some lips on what no lips by calling, 39 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:20,959 Speaker 1: come on with the story here man, and this helfer 40 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 1: threw this key behind the dresser and she turned around 41 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:27,799 Speaker 1: all sudden. She look evil. I said this. She said, 42 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: I'm finnsha show you something, and she took her teeth 43 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 1: and started tearing the drawers off, and I'm scared of her. 44 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 1: There's too much teeth this to what is you biting? 45 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: For help? This helfer was gnawing on me. I'm talking 46 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 1: about she eating meat on me alive. I mean, she 47 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 1: just take it like what she said, I'm just gonna 48 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: do little nipples. But I don't like that. I don't 49 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: like bite. So I'm here flictioning this. I'm she got 50 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: this little wrought iron, little bed kind of wrought iron, 51 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 1: and I'm on the bars and I'm snatching every time 52 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: she bite. I'm snatching because I'm you know, I'm real convulsive. 53 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 1: It's uncomfortable. So every muscle in my body then locked up. 54 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,959 Speaker 1: Now I'm skinny. His hair back then, I ain't got 55 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 1: no fat, so you biting muscle, skinny muscle. I just 56 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: in here flinching, and that's all I'm doing. And she said, 57 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 1: why don't you act like a man right there? So 58 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to get my hands out 59 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: the cuffs. My arms is so cut up from trying 60 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: to snatch. Finally, man, I just couldn't take it no more, 61 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 1: and I just pull as hard as I could, and 62 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 1: I bent the bar so far back that it popped 63 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: out the little hole in the top. I had one 64 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: hand free, but I got a bed in my hand. 65 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: What I'm trying to just helf off me because this 66 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: helf ain't trying to stop. Let me do what I've 67 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 1: been wanting to do. 68 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 2: That. 69 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: It's a fantasy of mind the screen. That's what I said. Okay, cool, 70 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 1: Finally man got enough strength. She rolled off. I got 71 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: my other hand over there by the bar and just 72 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: pulled hard as I could and broke the bed post 73 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 1: on that side and got my hand up off that bar. 74 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:26,280 Speaker 1: You'd have seen my skinny nakad trying to bend overhead 75 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 1: that dresser. Get that because you when over the dresser 76 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 1: reaching for the keys. She said, I want to do 77 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: something else to you. 78 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 2: Uh. 79 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 1: I turned around and said, hold up, I'm being over 80 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: like that. You don't will do nothing else. I'm just 81 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 1: trying to get this key. I can't put my drawers on, 82 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: hate them off. You don't bend over, you stoop, you squaw. 83 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this key. Talking man. I finally 84 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 1: got that key. Man got them cuffs off. I didn't. 85 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,160 Speaker 1: It didn't take me no time to drifts because I 86 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 1: ain't got no draws no more. She didne bit them off. 87 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: They now we had worked the next day. I couldn't 88 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,839 Speaker 1: even look at her work with her. Wow, yeah, she 89 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 1: was on my job. Wow. Oh wow. I love it. Relationships? 90 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:22,360 Speaker 1: How many? How many full blown me? No one here 91 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: got a cigaret. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. That's 92 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,200 Speaker 1: that's why I look man when people telling me, Man, 93 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 1: we're gonna go to strip club, We're gonna do this. Noah, No, 94 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 1: I'm good, man. Aren't we glad we didn't have social 95 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 1: media when we were coming up. I wouldn't be on 96 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: the radio. I wouldn't be on here. Well, I wouldn't 97 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 1: have a career. No, thank you Jesus. She's Steve Harbin, 98 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: Marty show Man. I did get to the drunk part. 99 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: You know how the complex store party? Oh okay, uh 100 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:57,839 Speaker 1: huh yeah, and the complex through a party and it's crazy. Yeah. 101 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 1: I don't want them to finish. 102 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 2: I ain't been in the apartment of so long, A 103 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,360 Speaker 2: long time, I said, But I was throwing it out 104 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,640 Speaker 2: there hoping y'all would say yeah. 105 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:11,039 Speaker 1: But I said no party. 106 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:15,280 Speaker 2: I thought I thought you yes, Steve, they do that, 107 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:19,480 Speaker 2: all the tech company done. It was at the Complex party. 108 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 1: What I wanted to know your I wanted to hear 109 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:27,360 Speaker 1: your take for sure, but drinking his coffee after he 110 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: said it like nailed nail did, I said, where are? 111 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 1: We were asking more to what you were. 112 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:40,799 Speaker 2: Going to the Complex party, Steve 113 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,480 Speaker 1: The morning show coming up right after that.