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Speaker 1: and welcome to another exciting edition of Stupid Internet Questions.

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Speaker 1: talking about on the dot com today. I'm Johnny Badfinger

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Speaker 1: and welcome to the show. What is today's stupid Internet question?

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Speaker 1: this phone number eight at eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: and I'm Johnny Badfinger. This is Stupid Internet Questions. What

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Speaker 1: is today's stupid Internet question? Thank you for asking today's

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet question? Is this? Which seat on an airplane

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Speaker 1: do you prefer? Also, we could do a follow up

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Speaker 1: to that. Should the middle seat get both armrests? Definitely

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Speaker 1: the aisle seat, okay, why it's easy to get up.

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Speaker 1: If I'm not with my husband, then I'll choose aisle seat.

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Speaker 1: And then I do think that the middle seat should

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Speaker 1: have both armrests. It's already bad enough. You're stuck in

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Speaker 1: the middle at least the armrest. Thing is. That's a

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Speaker 1: situation that people struggle with all the time. If you're

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Speaker 1: in the middle seat, call us up eight at eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one six one, text in four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. It's stupid internet questions. And today's stupid

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Speaker 1: internet question is which seat on an airplane do you

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Speaker 1: prefer the most? Samantha, My preference is the aisle seat

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Speaker 1: because I don't like to crawl over anybody if I

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Speaker 1: have to get upo te you know what I mean, Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: So the aisle seat is the seat that I choose

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Speaker 1: to sit in the same reason because I have to

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Speaker 1: pee every five seconds, right, and the aisle seat would

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Speaker 1: be my preferred but I don't want to have to

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Speaker 1: get up and let you travel together because I married,

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Speaker 1: of course we travel together. I have long legs, so

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Speaker 1: I like the aisle seat as well because I could

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Speaker 1: put my you know, my legs in the aisle, stretch

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Speaker 1: out a little bit. Yeah, people coming down the aisle

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Speaker 1: put my foot back in for them and then put

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Speaker 1: it right back. I'm the opposite. I don't like the seat.

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Speaker 1: I like the window seat the best because I'm a

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Speaker 1: shorter dude, and I like tight little spaces, so it

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Speaker 1: feels comfy in there, right next to the window. But

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Speaker 1: I don't like to have to crawl over people and

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Speaker 1: make people moving after pea, so I prefer the window seat.

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Speaker 1: But I sit in the asle seat. And the problem

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Speaker 1: with the ale seat for me is I'm short, so

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Speaker 1: I get butts in my face for like five minutes

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Speaker 1: while people are getting on the plane. I'm butt love

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Speaker 1: with everybody. Jam times I've like turned around, there's a

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Speaker 1: button my face, and I'm the worst. I haven't liked

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Speaker 1: the window seat ever since that woman got like kind

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Speaker 1: of sucked out in Selfless Early. Yes, yeah, I remember that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Alex said, catch me in the middle or the I

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Speaker 1: feel like jack my son. He said, you said there

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Speaker 1: you real time calls up three four three one six

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Speaker 1: one text and four one oh six one. It's stupid

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Speaker 1: internet questions and we're asking you the question which seat

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Speaker 1: on the airplane do you prefer? Well, I just said

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Speaker 1: I prefer like the aisle because I got these long,

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Speaker 1: daddy long legs. I want to put them out. But

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Speaker 1: no one said the cheapest seat, so whatever, the cheapest

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Speaker 1: one is the one I'm again thankfully because it's stinky

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Speaker 1: back there and it's no toilet. No, you gotta upgrade

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Speaker 1: because like some of these airlines now, you just pay

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Speaker 1: like seventy eighty dollars for upgrade and it includes a

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Speaker 1: entire time. It's like I'd pay one hundred and eighty

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Speaker 1: internet questions, and today we're asking you the question that

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Speaker 1: everybody's talking about on the dot coms, and that is

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Speaker 1: what is the best seat on an airplane? Also the

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Speaker 1: big debate too is this should the middle seat get

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Speaker 1: both armrests? I think for sure, you know what I

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Speaker 1: So you know what, you can deal without the arm

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Speaker 1: claims at first. It's kind of like the same thing

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Speaker 1: like calling shotgun for the front seal car. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you know if you give it up and you

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Speaker 1: don't call shotgun again, you can't have the armrest back.

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Speaker 1: That's true, right, So if the person next you grabs it,

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Speaker 1: you know you're sol until they lift their arm up.

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Speaker 1: You know what I want to start doing on planes

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Speaker 1: is you remember how if you like to see and

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Speaker 1: you wanted to sit in that seat, you get up

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Speaker 1: tapp it be like tap like nobody can take this seat.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna start doing that to the arm rest if

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Speaker 1: I sit next to a stranger and they're trying to

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Speaker 1: be territorial with your arm dress, because you've have to.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been like in that little argument like

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Speaker 1: it's not you really like an argument with words, But

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Speaker 1: you guys are kind of fighting over the arm wrest

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Speaker 1: bath you know it, and everyone one takes the arm off,

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Speaker 1: the other one puts the arm on. If I get it,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get up and I'm gonna tap the thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go tap tap it if they use it

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Speaker 1: when I come back and I think they can get

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Speaker 1: kicked off the plane. Why do we have to tap

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Speaker 1: tap so much as kids? I think it's actually kind

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Speaker 1: of stuff that we like, people were stealing our chairs

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Speaker 1: so much. Yeah, what that is an interesting point. I've

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Speaker 1: never thought about that. I'm a big fan of being

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Speaker 1: childlike as an adult. You should be sometimes I talk

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Speaker 1: to myself, you know, like the other day of a

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Speaker 1: ten year old steps on Alex's sun was doing something

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Speaker 1: like that I do when I clean, which is just

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Speaker 1: played games with myself, and he ran around the corner

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Speaker 1: in the kitchen and he hopped up on the counter.

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Speaker 1: He threw some away and hopped up on the counter

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Speaker 1: and he was just quiet. And I looked at him.

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Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing? And He's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm cleaning it. I'm playing the floors lava by myself.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, that's good. I started doing it

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Speaker 1: for a little bit by myself too, and we should

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Speaker 1: bring that back as adults. Anybody gets up at your

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Speaker 1: work today from their chairs, steal their chair because they

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Speaker 1: didn't tap it, started stealing each other's chairs. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you used to do all right. The Jebil Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: it's another Jebil phone frame mornings. Hello, howdy, neighbor, I

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Speaker 1: know you took it? What you heard me? Neighbor? I

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Speaker 1: know you took it. Wait a, who who is this?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Okay, we're gonna play dumb now, aren't we.

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Speaker 1: I know you took it. I saw it in my

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Speaker 1: ring cam and I know you took it. Who what

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Speaker 1: do you want? Is this? Jack? Yes? This is Jack Jack.

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Speaker 1: The name is Pete Eakins, and I'm one of your

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Speaker 1: neighbors and I have got more than a few bones

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Speaker 1: to pick with you. What do you what's going on?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Mister grabby hands? Is? I saw you

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Speaker 1: took it? You came and took my things. I didn't

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Speaker 1: take your things. Oh yeah, If you didn't take my things,

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Speaker 1: then why are my things in your backyard? What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? I didn't take anything from you. You

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Speaker 1: grabbed my wood, and I am sick and tired of

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Speaker 1: people in this neighborhood just grabbing my wood whenever they want.

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Speaker 1: I had some wood sitting out that I was going

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Speaker 1: to use for a fire, and you grabbed it and

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Speaker 1: took it. Hey, I'm sorry. I thought you were throwing

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Speaker 1: that stuff out because they just looked like scrap wood,

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Speaker 1: so I just I took it. I'm really sorry. Oh

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Speaker 1: he's sorry. Okay, Well, sorry, he's not going to get

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Speaker 1: my wood back, is it. I want you to grab

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Speaker 1: my wood and put that wood right back where you

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Speaker 1: found it. Unfortunately, I kind of like use some of

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Speaker 1: the wood up. I can give place it for you

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Speaker 1: if you want, or do whatever. I didn't know it. Like,

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Speaker 1: first things first, what kind of maniacs is a pile

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Speaker 1: just gonna put my grubby little hands all over someone

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Speaker 1: else's wood and then use it as my own. And

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Speaker 1: you said you thought my wood was trash. You think

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Speaker 1: the things in front of my house are just trash.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying that the things in front of your

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Speaker 1: way it was piled where it was piled. I just

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Speaker 1: thought that you were putting it out for collection. And

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Speaker 1: there you go. There's the problem. Thinking. You had thoughts,

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Speaker 1: and unfortunately for you, those thoughts fled to action. And

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Speaker 1: I know you've already used my wood. I saw what

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Speaker 1: you did with my wood, And how do you even

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Speaker 1: explain yourself? Well, listen, I let's see. Yeah, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: that's all I could say, right, I mean, I didn't

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Speaker 1: mean to take it another wood. I made a birdhouse

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Speaker 1: the house. Bird house, that's what you call that. I saw.

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Speaker 1: If I were a bird, I'd rather be homeless than

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Speaker 1: live in that shack? Are you talking about. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: built using my wood. You should be ashamed of yourself

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Speaker 1: and listen. Okay, I'm gonna want to get into what

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Speaker 1: you know about bird houses. That don't know about bird houses.

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Speaker 1: But it's a good bird house, all right. It's got

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Speaker 1: a freaking porch on it. Birds like perches, not porches yet, idiot,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what your freaking problem is, all right, buddy,

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Speaker 1: And okay, I took My problem is a jother joint

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Speaker 1: because I took some of your wood that looked like trash. Correction,

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Speaker 1: you stole it. No, I didn't steal it. It was

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Speaker 1: out there. It was on the parkway where it's like

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Speaker 1: if you wanted to keep it closer to your house.

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Speaker 1: Do you know anything? Are you sick? Holy you're an

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Speaker 1: apple and a pool. Oh boy, okay, you did it.

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Speaker 1: You're a wood stealing thief and I'm calling the cops

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna be arrested for getting your hands on

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Speaker 1: my wood and building in a bird house. Good, good, ahead.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to them. I want to talk

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Speaker 1: to them with you. And if you want to take

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Speaker 1: this with the police, they're take it up with the police.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we just meet outside right now and talk

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Speaker 1: about it. Huh okay, he wants to take it there. Hey,

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Speaker 1: your is grass and I'm the lawn mower, budd. I'd

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Speaker 1: love to meet you outside, but I'm at home right now.

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Speaker 1: You know where I'm at. Where are you? Where are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting in the parking lot of a home depot

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Speaker 1: about to buy some new wood because you're a wood thief.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna go to the police station and tell

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Speaker 1: them you stole my wood and you're threatened to fight me,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna come home and fight you and

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Speaker 1: meet you outside. H yeah, yeah, right, you're buying more

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Speaker 1: wood cash me outside? How about that? Right? That's enough?

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Speaker 1: All right? You, you and your wood? All right. I

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Speaker 1: to replace your wood, and then you are escalating like crazy,

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Speaker 1: your petty as hell. I'm tired of it, all right.

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Speaker 1: I tried to be nice. I tried to be the

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Speaker 1: bigger guy here, but you won't let it happen because

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Speaker 1: you're a tiny little guy. All right. I might be

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Speaker 1: then just say something like these are free flowers, but

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00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:36,200
Speaker 1: pretty nice, right, just thinking to you, I love you mom. Great,

426
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,439
Speaker 1: I can do that for you. And you know what,

427
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,400
Speaker 1: I am also allowed to offer a bonus to this.

428
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,880
Speaker 1: Any love interests in your life you'd like to send

429
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:50,840
Speaker 1: some flowers to two Let's see, maybe McKenzie just say

430
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,760
Speaker 1: something along the lines of McKenzie, I can't believe you

431
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:58,480
Speaker 1: think I would fall for this, seriously, like, just be

432
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,680
Speaker 1: an adult and we could talk about this. What that's

433
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,480
Speaker 1: a lot to write on the card. Also, think that

434
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:07,639
Speaker 1: you know this is the Jebel Show. You probably already

435
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:12,679
Speaker 1: know that your girlfriend McKenzie's on the phone. Yeah, Hi McKenzie. Okay,

436
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,920
Speaker 1: first off, I want to say I'm sorry, Like I didn't,

437
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,119
Speaker 1: you know, want to put you on the spot, and

438
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 1: like I can see now that you're I still feel

439
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 1: like he could be cheating. By the way, why did

440
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,640
Speaker 1: you leven go on so long with that stupid grocery

441
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 1: store all right? I think? Yeah, man, I just I

442
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,159
Speaker 1: wanted to see how long you would do that. It

443
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:36,440
Speaker 1: was really obvious. Okay, Mackenzie, what the I think I'm

444
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 1: cheating on you? Yeah, Like here's the thing, Like I

445
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,920
Speaker 1: kind of had suspicions, but like I just wanted to

446
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 1: like find out for sure, you know, like I don't

447
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:50,680
Speaker 1: know this is the way to find out. Well, I mean,

448
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 1: you've been like really sketchy on your phone lately ever

449
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 1: since Casey moved in, and um, the thing is is

450
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,560
Speaker 1: like I keep catching a guy being like super familiar

451
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:04,159
Speaker 1: with each other, so like it kind of makes me uncomfortable. Honestly,

452
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaker 1: I would be pissed if I was your girlfriend because

453
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 1: she had her feet under you. I can't talk about this.

454
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:14,359
Speaker 1: I got to go back to work. I think the

455
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 1: fact that he hung up right there mackenzie, that's shady.

456
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 1: Um No, Like his work is really really particular about

457
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,919
Speaker 1: his fifteen minute break, like he has to be like

458
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:28,639
Speaker 1: on the dot back on task, Like okay, it's actually normal.

459
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,160
Speaker 1: It's weird that it happened right when you brought up

460
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 1: the roommate right to me, Like, I feel like we

461
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 1: didn't even get to discuss that part. Yeah, that's I

462
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 1: still think that he could be cheating. Why McKenzie, it

463
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 1: sounds like you're thinking that he's not cheating. I mean,

464
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 1: like I feel kind of bad now. I don't know,

465
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 1: I feel like kind of guilty because he did put

466
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:54,159
Speaker 1: the flowers to me. Yeah, he knew it was me

467
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 1: the whole time, remember oh yeah yeah, like he already

468
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 1: knew it. Yeah, he totally could have been obvious, like

469
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 1: he didn't want to send it to his mom. Yeah,

470
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 1: and he said that, like why would why would he

471
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 1: not send them to you? Exact ucially, if he knew

472
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 1: about the show, he would want to prove that he's

473
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 1: not cheating on you about in the flowers to you.

474
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 1: He was more concerned on like pointing out that you

475
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 1: were trying to catch him rather than prove his innocence.

476
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 1: And he said he knew it was me the whole time. Girl,

477
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: sounds like he's gas lighting everyone trying to Oh my god,

478
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: what he just texted me and he just broke up

479
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 1: with me? What? Why that fast? Yeah? Like I feel

480
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 1: like this proved that he's like, what the thing fisty? Yeah,

481
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 1: he definitely feel like issue. Yeah, but that's so awkward.

482
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: You still gotta go home? Yeah? Still all lived together?

483
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh I'm done. I'm done with this

484
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,919
Speaker 1: benefit We're into the follow up with you? Yes? What

485
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 1: he just sent me another text message just says, oh

486
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 1: my god. He just says he didn't want to humiliate

487
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 1: himself on the radio. He has been cheating on me

488
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 1: with Casey. What girl? Yeah? And now he's like and

489
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: he just said another one. He just said another one

490
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 1: that says that he's moving out now. No shame, that's insane,

491
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: Like does he not care about your feelings whatsoever? Like, dude,

492
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 1: why is he even just texting me about this? Why

493
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 1: didn't you just go to it? Wait? Power? Wait wait

494
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: wait doesn't Casey have a boyfriend? Yeah, but not for long?

495
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 1: Because I'm about to blow up all that in their

496
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 1: face right now. Yeah, a good put up a camera

497
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 1: in the apartment and send us the video because that's

498
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: going to be entertaining. So sorry, but he yeah, so sorry,

499
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: but he seems so lame, and yeah, he's super lame.

500
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 1: Like you deserve someone who will not cheat on you.

501
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 1: So don't ever settle until you know it's right. Yeah, thanks,

502
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: you trust me. We are done good all right? And

503
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: so they so go blow that up. Oh yeah, this

504
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 1: is about to go new clear. I'm one girl the

505
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: Jewels Show on demand, jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

506
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: what's up? You texted in at four one o six

507
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: one and you said you had a dirty little secret.

508
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 1: So this is the Jewel Show calling you back to

509
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 1: ask you, Hey, what's up? What's your dirty little secret? Hi? Morning?

510
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: Well I get a mouth swap. Okay, Now, is this

511
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 1: an innocent thing or is this something? Because it sounds

512
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 1: like it could go either way whenever the word swap

513
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 1: is involved in anything, I think should this be on

514
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 1: not on the rating? No? No, this is perfectly perfectly innocent.

515
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if this is called but

516
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: my boyfriend and his kids went on vacation or summer

517
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: and the kids have pet mice. Okay, they're these two

518
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 1: little mice that they just keep it just a little

519
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: white mice. I mean, you know, find them mittle white mice.

520
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: And one of them died while they were out. Was

521
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: it murder or was it natural causes? No, it was

522
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: just it was just natural causes. So and I went

523
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: and got another mouse, and you know, worked with it

524
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 1: and trained it so it would come up on my

525
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: hand like the other one did. And they don't know

526
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: the difference. And I don't know whether to tell them

527
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: or not, wait to either Stepmom, No, no, no, it's

528
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: my boyfriend and his kids. The kids are like, you know,

529
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 1: they're they're three and five. So you know, you're such

530
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 1: a good girlfriend. You are, well what they don't know

531
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 1: well her exactly. Yeah. I think you keep that a

532
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Yes, you think so, because I just

533
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: use this little mouse and they're like, oh my god.

534
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's not the same mouse does your boyfriend? Now,

535
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: you know, you definitely got to keep it going there,

536
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: definitely have to keep secret. In fact, if they find out,

537
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, I have no idea, what like

538
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: what somebody stole our mouth and replace it? With another one. Yeah,

539
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: and he gets you know, it's like they didn't want

540
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: to get a dog because they're in an apartment and

541
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 1: the cat. You know, so they got these two little

542
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: pet mice, one for each kid, and it's, oh my gosh, yeah,

543
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: keep that as you rest in pieces. Oh my gosh,

544
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: the poor little thing you want again? Who are you

545
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 1: talking about, Alex? Yes? Did Alex win the lotta again? So, Alex? Yeah,

546
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: Christian and Bennett both think that you're going to tell

547
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: them that you won the lottery again. Did you win

548
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: the lottery again? Yeah? Crazy because I pick three again.

549
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: That's I think eleven wins now, eleven pick three lot victory.

550
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: Eleven wins this week though, And this time it's really

551
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: crazy though, because I do the numbers myself at home.

552
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: But we were running late, so I was just going

553
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: to text Jeble my numbers that I wanted to do

554
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: when he went to the gas station. That's what happened.

555
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,679
Speaker 1: Sometimes of running late, Alex, I'll call my name and

556
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: then she go go to the gas station and get

557
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: mom on her number. I don't know why. She sounds

558
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: like an eight year old smoking when she does it,

559
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: but it just happens to be that. That's what I do.

560
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take a screenshot and send you this

561
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: check that I of the numbers that I sent to Jewel. Okay,

562
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: look at all the numbers that I sent him. The

563
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: very first set of numbers, right there was the winning number.

564
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: What the very first numbers that I texted Jewel were

565
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: the winning numbers? Gosh, it was so bizarre, you guys crazy.

566
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: It can't be that bizarre. I'm like, it still trips

567
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: me out. It's still tripps me out. That's like, I know,

568
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: how powerful magical line, but then I don't. And then

569
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's like I forget. I know I'm powerful magical.

570
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: But then also sometimes I'm like, oh yeah, I forgot.

571
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: It's still got it validated for me. Think about it.

572
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: If I bought one hundred of those tickets for the

573
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: first two numbers that I sent him, it'd been like

574
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: five hundred times one hundred. You know, wow, that's five

575
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. Actually, that's not a reason. The Jewel

576
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: Show on demand everybody knows this feeling. It's a jewel show.

577
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: You're in a group of people and then one of

578
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 1: them starts talking about something that everybody should know. Yeah,

579
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: like Tesla's for example, everyone by now should know about

580
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: the battery operated cars that can sometimes park themselves unless

581
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: they malfunction and crash into the side of a bait.

582
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: Well let's say you're in that conversation and everybody else

583
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: has heard of a Tesla before, but for some reason,

584
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,959
Speaker 1: you haven't heard about them. So you start freaking out

585
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: about almost self driving cars and everybody's looking at you like, um,

586
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: where have you been the last ten years? Well, the

587
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: entire internet is doing that with Stacy Dash right now.

588
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. If you don't know who Stacy Dash is,

589
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: she used to be an actress. Most people will know

590
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: her from the movie Clueless, But right now people know

591
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 1: her because she posted something super cringeing on Instagram and

592
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: the Internet won't stop talking about it. Before I played

593
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: the audio of this video that everybody's ripping on Stacy

594
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 1: Dash about, I'll just set it up for you. If

595
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: you don't know, DMX is a rapper. Was a rapper.

596
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: He passed away seventeen months ago. All right, yeah, I

597
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: loved DMX, right. He had a lot of personal problems.

598
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: He died of a cocaine overdose. He died on April ninth,

599
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, huge news when DMX passed away. The

600
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: entire world was talking about it. That was seventeen months ago.

601
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: That day, and just the other day, Stacy Dash took

602
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 1: to her Instagram and posted this video. She's an actress, Okay, yeah,

603
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: but judging from the tears in this video, it's obviously

604
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 1: been a while since Stacy Dash actually acted it. I

605
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: was ashamed. I didn't know. Did she put the music on?

606
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: I was just about to say that because you watched video,

607
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: you don't really she actually put this music in the

608
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 1: background of the video. She was acting like she was

609
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: just listening to the music in the background. Right the

610
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: piano hit perfectly. I'm gonna started off for you. Okay,

611
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: I didn't know DMX died. I didn't know what It

612
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: sounds like a bad BT movie. She didn't get casted too.

613
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: But it's one percent right picture of this in your head.

614
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: Any bad movie that you've seen where somebody has to

615
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: go to somebody's house, knock on their door and tell

616
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: them that a friend of theirs passed away and they

617
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: wished there was more they could have done to help them. Okay,

618
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: I'm ashamed. I didn't know that's coming up here in

619
00:31:49,680 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: a second. I didn't know DMX died. I said that

620
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: I could have done literally sounds exactly. There's something I

621
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: could have done that, do you Max MoMA? I mean

622
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: I was. I was doing the same thing. It's just

623
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: funny because we all had this reaction to seventeen months ago.

624
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: Get off. I saw it tweet too, and I said,

625
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 1: wait till she founds out Michael Jackson died. Oh my god,

626
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: Stacy Dash has any sense of humor about this, so

627
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: she will actually post another video, same music behind it,

628
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Okay, I was ashamed. I didn't know

629
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson died. Oh man, are you laughing at the

630
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: comments on the Stacy Dash video that we're Christian? Christian?

631
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: This is the trailer for Clueless Too Union concert next week?

632
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can't wait till Stacy Dash okay, it

633
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: releases a video on Oh no, I didn't know too much. No,

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Speaker 1: the Internet is trolling Stacy Dash so hard for this video.

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Speaker 1: Dmax passed away April nine, twenty twenty one, and Stacy

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Speaker 1: Dash just posted this on her Instagram and everybody's been

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Speaker 1: talking about it because she just found out this whole News.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what this is? Like that scene from

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Speaker 1: Dumb and Dumber, that movie Dumb and Dumber. I wish

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Speaker 1: I could hear that in this like this, It'd be like, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I was ashamed. I didn't know. I didn't know we

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Speaker 1: landed on the moon. Oh my god. Somebody else also

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Speaker 1: tweeted that this was Stacy Dash finding out DMX died

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Speaker 1: a year ago. The Internet. The Internet always wins no

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Speaker 1: matter what. Remember, you can follow the show on social media.

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Speaker 1: At the Jewels Show, follow all of us individually. I

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Speaker 1: met Jewel Fresh at that, I'm at Christian Grace now

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Speaker 1: I'm at Bennett Knowles. But Stacy Dash no, no, nothing, nothing.

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