1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,640 Speaker 1: Today I effed up by being too open minded on 2 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 1: a post looking for roommates. 3 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 2: If you need a roommate and you need to pay 4 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 2: for rent, like you're going to be open to anyone. 5 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 2: But sometimes there are certain roommates that are not good 6 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:16,320 Speaker 2: to have. And actually I have a story about this. 7 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:20,639 Speaker 2: After the story, I'm excited terrible stoker roommate that I 8 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 2: had for real. 9 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: Pretty much the title my post, looking for roommates in 10 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 1: New York City said open to four to twenty plus 11 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: LGBTQ plus pets plus whatever. Just be normal and pay 12 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 1: on time, and pay on time. I thought I was 13 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 1: being open and accepting, pay your rent and don't be creepy. 14 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 1: Those are my basic parameters. Pretty good rules. 15 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 3: So naturally, a. 16 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 1: Heroin addict moved in, and shortly after a girl I 17 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 1: had never seen before odd and passed away in my apartment. 18 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that escalated so quickly. Dude, this is 19 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 2: why you don't go with random roommates. 20 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 3: That's bad. That's very, very, very bad. 21 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: Later, the roommate told me that he assumed four to 22 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 1: twenty plus meant hard drugs were good to go. 23 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,600 Speaker 3: What does four twenty plus mean? Heroin? Not? 24 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, what does four twenty 25 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 2: plus mean? Like like weed and trooms? 26 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: I think I think he was like, Okay, I'm gonna 27 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 1: do the LGBTQ plus, so I'll just put the plus 28 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 1: on the other things, just like I don't know any thing. Yeah, 29 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 1: but but no, he said that's why he moved in, 30 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: and I did not mean for twenty plus like that. 31 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 1: Heroin is not weed, ladies, gentlemen, Heroin is not hey kids, 32 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,680 Speaker 1: heroin is not weed. So you know, uh, Now, I've 33 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: seen a dead person, bags of needles, and a dead 34 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 1: person in a body bag, all on the same night. 35 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 3: A nice New York for you. 36 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: I guess it was her second time doing heroin. She 37 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: was hammered drunk. They gave her a narcand but it 38 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 1: didn't work well enough. Apparently the roommate was a surprisingly 39 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: good dude and a friend. He is clean and sober. 40 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:09,399 Speaker 1: Now I have never had random roommates again, don't do drugs, kids. 41 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 3: Don't do drugs, and don't get random roommates. Good God, 42 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 3: So what's your story? 43 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 2: So one of my ex roommates was like, I want 44 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,920 Speaker 2: to randomly go to like I think it was like 45 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 2: Puerto Rico for a month, huh. And he told us 46 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,679 Speaker 2: like two weeks before he was going to leave, and 47 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 2: he's like, you know, if you're going to leave and 48 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 2: you want to sublet your spot, like you got to 49 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 2: find someone or like just like eat the cash. But 50 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 2: he's like, no, I want to find a sublet, and 51 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 2: so he just posted randomly on Facebook, right, and we 52 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 2: found this girl through Facebook and uh, yeah, our name 53 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:51,399 Speaker 2: was actually I won't even say yeah, yeah yeah, And 54 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 2: the first time we met her was she's like like, oh, 55 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,960 Speaker 2: like like Lena, let's jump on a call or a zoom. 56 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 2: She's like, actually, could you make me in this virtual 57 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 2: world and meet me by the campfire? 58 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:02,800 Speaker 3: Like what? 59 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 2: And so she like sends us this link to walk 60 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 2: to like like walk to this campfire, and you end 61 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 2: up being this little person and I'm like, oh, I 62 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,639 Speaker 2: guess that's kind of cute. Yeah, And then as we're walking, 63 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 2: Marcel's like this is fucking weird. And as we're walking 64 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 2: towards the campfire, she like appears on screen slowly and 65 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 2: or like oh shit, did she hear? And it was 66 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:26,960 Speaker 2: like she was definitely weird, but whatever, and she comes 67 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 2: in and she is literally the weirdest person. Ever, like 68 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,920 Speaker 2: she's like she says, she's allergic to sun, so she 69 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 2: can't like go out during the night or go out 70 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 2: during the day. She can only go out during night. 71 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 2: She has like the weirdest friends come over that she doesn't. 72 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like she actually knows. It seems like 73 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 2: she just like picks them up off the streets and 74 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 2: just like brings them into the house. Oh shit, how 75 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 2: what how did this happen? Because I remember she was 76 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 2: like banging on pots and stuff. Oh I remember she 77 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 2: would like like Christian and I were sleeping and she 78 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 2: came into her room and they're just like knocked on 79 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 2: our door incessantly until we woke up, and we're like, dude, 80 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 2: what's up. And she's like, oh, I just I just 81 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 2: I just want to let you know that I'm home, 82 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 2: and like, dude, we're sleeping. It was like really creepy 83 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 2: and weird. Right, it was just like late at night. Yeah, 84 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 2: it was like it was like midnight, so like what 85 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 2: are you doing? 86 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 3: Right? 87 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 2: And then we're like, hey, you know, if you know, 88 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,479 Speaker 2: we kind of have to respect our boundaries, like don't 89 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:30,600 Speaker 2: go in a room if you not invited in there, right, Yeah, 90 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 2: and then she was so mad. The next day she 91 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 2: started blasting you know, like you know, like, uh, you 92 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 2: know the the movie like when You're a Jet, You're 93 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 2: a Jet all the way? Like, h you know west 94 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 2: Side Story? Oh okay, yeah, or the play. She was 95 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 2: blasting West Side Story on a record player the next day, 96 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,839 Speaker 2: but it wasn't West Side Story. It was like the 97 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,040 Speaker 2: Looney Tunes West Side Story, and so it was super annoying. 98 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,719 Speaker 2: And she was banging on the pots and pans like 99 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:00,159 Speaker 2: like cooking, but food was flying everywhere, and I'm like, 100 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 2: is something wrong and she's like, no, not something, and 101 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 2: nothing's wrong. And when I went to the kitchen, she 102 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,599 Speaker 2: ran to the other corner of the room because she 103 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 2: was like taking my I need a little space, very seriously. Apparently, again, 104 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 2: it just gets weirder and weirder. Eventually she leaves and 105 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 2: she won't stop calling us and texting us. She'll show 106 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,160 Speaker 2: up at our apartment randomly. She'll like a year and 107 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 2: a half after, she would call a Christian and be like, hey, 108 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 2: I think I joined a cult. Can you come get me? 109 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,840 Speaker 2: And like random text of that nature. Oh dude, it 110 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 2: was so so bad. And it was only after like 111 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,039 Speaker 2: a year and a half that she stopped contacting us. 112 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 1: Watch she she watches every episode of this and then 113 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 1: she's gonna see. 114 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:49,800 Speaker 3: This and surprised. She asked me for podcast advice. 115 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 1: Oh man, dude, that that's that's maybe the greatest thing. 116 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 1: She literally asked you for podcast advice. I initially I 117 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 1: felt bad. This is probably like this was I think 118 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 1: deeper into when she was there, when when I met her, 119 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, man, like she's just here like dad. 120 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: But that's that's that's crazy. It was a lot, dude, 121 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,599 Speaker 1: that's it was a lot. Absolutely insane. 122 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 3: She hit us up. 123 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 2: Actually, she hit Christian up like a month ago and 124 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:19,159 Speaker 2: it's like, hey, my friend from Canada is visiting. Can 125 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:23,280 Speaker 2: he stay at your place? And I'm like, ro what. 126 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 1: No, Wow, Yeah, that's insane, Well. 127 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 3: Random roommates, dude. It's it's a it's really a crap 128 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,120 Speaker 3: shit dangerous game. Dangerous game.