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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hello, huh Hello, is this Vince?

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Speaker 2: Hi? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hey, Well sorry you got to speak up there, son,

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Speaker 1: I was clear on my throat, couldn't hear you?

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Speaker 2: Oh may I ask who's calling?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Well, I think this might be the only question

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Speaker 1: I allow you to ask. But yes, this is Shelby's dad.

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Speaker 2: Oh right, right, she told me you'd be calling. I

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Speaker 2: just didn't realize it was you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to take my daughter out on a date.

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Speaker 2: Huh yes, sir, Yeah, I would really like to kick

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Speaker 2: her out on a nice dinner date. But you know,

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Speaker 2: she said, if I wanted to, I would have to

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Speaker 2: talk to you first.

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Speaker 1: Well that's right, because she's a good girl. I look

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Speaker 1: out for my daughter's best interests. And you want to

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Speaker 1: take her out to dinner. Don't think I know what

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Speaker 1: that means?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I literally just want to take her out dinner, sir.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I want three facts about you, vents that can

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Speaker 1: convince me to let you go out with Daddy's precious

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Speaker 1: little angel baby doll girl. Was that enough imaginatives for you?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know I have a full time job, so

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Speaker 2: I can afford to pay.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, not impressed. You got a job. Huh, good

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Speaker 1: for you, so does most of the world. Is that

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Speaker 1: what you want to do? You want to not have

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Speaker 1: a job. You want to get a van and drive

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Speaker 1: around the country smoking smoke stuff and reefing reefing, popping

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Speaker 1: mushrooms in your nose, growing your hair out long, and

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Speaker 1: singing songs about hugging people. This is America, damn it.

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Speaker 1: And I'm tired of you guys riding your bus vans

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Speaker 1: around doing all kinds of pill pushing and popping and touching.

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Speaker 2: That type of person at all. I don't I don't

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Speaker 2: know where you're coming from.

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Speaker 1: What kind of car you drive, Vince?

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Speaker 2: I drive a Ford Explorer Ford Explorer.

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Speaker 1: Huh, yeah, you don't. You don't drive a van. No,

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Speaker 1: with your hippie friends and wearing wearing hemp dresses. You're

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Speaker 1: not wearing a himp dress right now?

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Speaker 2: Are you a hemp dress? No? I'm wearing jeans and

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Speaker 2: a shirt.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm wearing.

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Speaker 2: What are you wearing?

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Speaker 1: I'm wearing nothing but a bathrobe right now? Vince?

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, didn't really need to know that.

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Speaker 1: Well. I wanted to tell you that because if you

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Speaker 1: want to go out with my daughter. You still want

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Speaker 1: to go with my daughter, then I need you to

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Speaker 1: come over to my place right now and massage my back.

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Speaker 1: Uh to slip out of this bathrobe, nothing sexual, lay

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Speaker 1: down on my front side and you can massage the

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Speaker 1: knots out of my lower back. If you want to

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Speaker 1: go out with my daughter, you'll do it.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't even want to go out with her daughter.

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Speaker 2: That bad if it means I have to come and

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Speaker 2: like massage your back, with all due respects, go yourself,

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Speaker 2: old man.

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Speaker 1: I might do just that in a minute. I'm wearing

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Speaker 1: a bathroom easy access.

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Speaker 2: Hey Vince, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Is this is actually Jewbil from the

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Speaker 1: Jewbeil Show doing a phone prank on you?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Oh my god? So wait this is a joke.

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Speaker 1: Yes, your friend Shelby set you up the girl that

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Speaker 1: you've been asking out. Oh no, she said that she

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Speaker 1: told you you had to convince her dad if she

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Speaker 1: was going to go out with you. So this whole

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Speaker 1: thing was an elaborate setup for a prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, do I really have to go through her dad? No?

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Speaker 1: I was just pretending to be your dad. She said

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Speaker 1: she would love to go out with you, but she

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Speaker 1: wanted to do it this way. So there you go. Vince,

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Speaker 1: you're hippie with those mushrooms you're putting in your ear holes.

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Speaker 1: You gotta date with Shelby as well.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't wake

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Speaker 1: Up every morning with jubile phone Franks weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties,