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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of This Code. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: cool Strat and for cacabolic cost met her out for

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Speaker 1: today Shelby. First up, it's Chris Alvarado. Hey Chris, what's

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Speaker 1: your go to song for driving up? My goes down

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Speaker 1: on a sunny day? Um? So I just recently discovered Spotify.

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Speaker 1: You guy should check this thing out. Yeah, I'm not

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Speaker 1: kidding you. I really did. Um yeah, I just like

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Speaker 1: I don't know, like I heard of it if I

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Speaker 1: never used it, and I certainly was gonna pay for it.

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Speaker 1: So because of that, I had listened to music and years,

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Speaker 1: to be honest, just a lot of podcasts and stuff.

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Speaker 1: So then so then my fiance is like, no, you

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Speaker 1: have to have you have to have Spotify. So she

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Speaker 1: did this like family plan, gave it to me and

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with it. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: my whole life has changed. And lately I've been listening

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Speaker 1: to this song Helen Back by Bakar. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I'm saying that right. It's just like it starts

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Speaker 1: off with a whistle. I love a sube starts up

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Speaker 1: with a whistle. You know, dude, do do do do

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Speaker 1: do do do Do Do So, I'm just feeling really

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Speaker 1: good about that song right now. Nice follow up question

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Speaker 1: because he didn't listen to music. What was your go

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Speaker 1: to podcast for a sunny day with the windows down? Alchemy?

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Speaker 1: This baby Nice? Next up it's Mr James Heeney. James,

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Speaker 1: what's your favorite roller coaster? A thrill ride? I like

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Speaker 1: the X two at six Flags Magic Mountain. You get

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Speaker 1: speakers in your in your roller coaster and you get

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Speaker 1: to pick from the songs that you want to play

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Speaker 1: that I guess go along with the track. Uh, it's

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Speaker 1: hard to tell, but it was also the roller coaster

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Speaker 1: that made it so I could no longer go well

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Speaker 1: one of them that I can't go to six Flags anymore?

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Speaker 1: You know that that was the X two is the

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Speaker 1: best of the x Mence franch guys, let's be honest. Yes, yes, uh.

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Speaker 1: Next up it's Jackie to Ruthie. Jackie, it would be

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Speaker 1: your dream holiday if money with no limit, um holiday

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Speaker 1: being vacation or um money is no limit. You know

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Speaker 1: done it before and I'm going to do it, but

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Speaker 1: I've never done it with no money limit. You know,

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Speaker 1: I've been on a strict budget. I'd like to go

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Speaker 1: back to Spain and just blow it all baby um

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Speaker 1: all being the people, they're just kidding My money money,

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Speaker 1: and I want to go everywhere, take the train. I

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Speaker 1: want to go to the cities, but I also want

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Speaker 1: to go to the beaches so I can get like

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Speaker 1: a little taste of of all the different vacations and

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Speaker 1: because I've got great meat there. It's all about the meat, alright, alright, uh,

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Speaker 1: great getkowski Greig. If you were to try something to

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Speaker 1: get in the Guinness Book, what would it be? M M.

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Speaker 1: I mean those twins, those fat twins on motorbikes are

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Speaker 1: awfully cocky. They've held that record for a while. And

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Speaker 1: so I think I need to get a lot of

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Speaker 1: weight and uh and find my twin and also convinced

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Speaker 1: them to gain a lot of weight if they haven't already.

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Speaker 1: So I think that's the one nice and then you

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Speaker 1: can go to Europe and blow everyone. Finally, Mr Joey Greer, Joey,

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Speaker 1: it's St. Patrick's day when we're recording this, and I

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Speaker 1: hear you wrote a new book of Irish poetry. Here

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Speaker 1: an excerpt. Sure this is not crazy? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: wasn't expecting to be talking about it, but cool. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for bringing it up. It's actually gonna

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Speaker 1: be on sale soon. Chris slash overa dot com. I

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Speaker 1: have my books on there, so please just go check

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Speaker 1: that out. But this one's called Whispers from the Western

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Speaker 1: Wind and that's the title of the book. And these

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Speaker 1: are all different poems and and thoughts and musings that

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Speaker 1: shores of Ireland, the Emerald Isle. And if people are

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Speaker 1: familiar with the western winds of Ireland, just a little

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Speaker 1: side now before I get into the actual poetry, that's

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Speaker 1: actually some of the strongest winds in the world. And uh,

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Speaker 1: it actually go completely shape a topography of the country itself.

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Speaker 1: And uh Ireland, even though it's an island right off

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Speaker 1: of the UK and the poem, I think, well, we're

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Speaker 1: for the next episode. Just geared on all right, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I just want to give the backstory guys. Guys, guys,

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Speaker 1: that was the poem. Go all right, let's do a show,

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Speaker 1: at alchemy. Seen one comes from Tucker, who wrote, Hello Alchemists.

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Speaker 1: Over the holiday season, I've being almost all the episodes

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Speaker 1: in your back catalog, and now every thought I have

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Speaker 1: is the voice of Jevy Grieber. Has been a pleasant

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Speaker 1: kind of hell. I even listened to the first episode

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Speaker 1: of fan podcast that has reminded of the old saying

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Speaker 1: analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. A few people

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Speaker 1: are interested in the frog dies of it, which brings

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Speaker 1: me to my scene suggestion. A comedy club run by

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Speaker 1: a dead frog. Tucker from Queens. Let me just talk

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Speaker 1: to him. Okay, let me just allright, listen, get out there, man,

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Speaker 1: then everybody, man, he look man, Look, look, if you

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Speaker 1: keep doing it in time. Man, I'm one of the

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Speaker 1: guys putting in I know we know who you are

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Speaker 1: dead from all right, that's who That's who he is,

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. I'm at it here, man puts club sucks.

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Speaker 1: Shut up? Uh, sir? What's all this noise outside my office? Um? Sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 1: that's just another comic. They want more time. All the

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Speaker 1: comics want more time. Yeah, I know, I know, and

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Speaker 1: and you know they they're gonna be upset because they

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Speaker 1: feel like they're putting in time here and the putting

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Speaker 1: not getting, you know, the stage time they want. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what to do, sir. Are you uh you

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Speaker 1: hinting that you want some time Thayland? I mean, I've

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Speaker 1: just I wouldn't come right out and say that I

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Speaker 1: also work for you. I know I'm on the payroll here,

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Speaker 1: but if you felt that I deserved it, I feel like,

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Speaker 1: you know, five ten, fifteen, I could be a closer.

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Speaker 1: I could be a closer in the in the dungeon room.

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Speaker 1: You know. Um, I got some alternative stuff that dungeon

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Speaker 1: room closed. It needs to do two hours you have

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Speaker 1: two hours of material Thailand, No, sir, not strong, not strong,

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Speaker 1: not strong exactly, not strong. Why don't I work up

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Speaker 1: a type five first and then you can build up

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Speaker 1: the closing. Yes, a lot of people don't take me

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Speaker 1: seriously because I'm a dead frog. Yeah, yeah, I do.

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Speaker 1: We do. I do. I mean your community does, sir. Um.

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Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, we have somebody waiting for

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Speaker 1: can stop right here. I told her I'd see if

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Speaker 1: you have time to talk to the mystery who is it?

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Speaker 1: Just just drop the name. You know her, You've seen her,

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Speaker 1: you probably love her. I'll let her in and um

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Speaker 1: could book some time on the stage, but preferably not

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Speaker 1: in the dungeon room, as I have been held captive

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Speaker 1: in a dungeon before, and although it led me to

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Speaker 1: finding my true love, it still is very triggering to

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Speaker 1: me to be there. If there's not like a beast

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Speaker 1: who's um like keeping me but also protecting me. So

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Speaker 1: if we could um give me one of the other rooms.

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Speaker 1: I get it. I get it. Uh. First of all,

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Speaker 1: I'm tremendously impressed that you know who I am and

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Speaker 1: who my club is, because I'm a big fan of

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Speaker 1: your work and your fan of yours. A minute that

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Speaker 1: you didn't start showing up before movies singing and dancing,

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Speaker 1: I thought, oh, no, has he died? And yes he has,

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Speaker 1: but he is not gone forever. The fact that you

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Speaker 1: own this club is so impressive to me. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: a second dance, a frog who died, and I'm here

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Speaker 1: running a comedy club. Uh. Somehow I'm you know, I

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Speaker 1: think I probably have uh some business that that I'm

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Speaker 1: not aware of that needs to be settled before I'm

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Speaker 1: able to ascend to the next life. But right now,

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Speaker 1: my my spirit haunts this world. Uh, Edward, could you

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Speaker 1: come into my classroom really quick? Yeah? Yeah, Well, Edward,

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Speaker 1: we're missing one of our frogs. Uh. Why why are

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Speaker 1: you automatically asking me? Huh yeah, my teacher's assistant, Edward,

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Speaker 1: I expect you to make sure that every single class

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Speaker 1: is prepared and ready for our lessons, and I need

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Speaker 1: you to track down this missing dead frog. Right. I'll

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Speaker 1: get on and miss dress and door f But excuse me.

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Speaker 1: Hold on one second, don't go anywhere this is This

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Speaker 1: is a tablet and there's a GPS. Do you see

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Speaker 1: that little dot? Yeah, that's where the frog is. That's

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Speaker 1: where the frog is. Dude, What do you do with

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Speaker 1: that fucking frog? Dude? Just because that owner didn't let

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Speaker 1: a fucking sickle about it. Man. You shut the hell up. Man,

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Speaker 1: you don't know what the hell is going on. Man,

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Speaker 1: all right, you're you're hiking. Yeah, Hi, dude, I'm high

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Speaker 1: on facts. I'm high one that's worse. I'd rather you

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Speaker 1: do fucking smack. No, man, dude, I kicked that. Dude.

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Speaker 1: I'm proud of myself for kicking that. Man. All right,

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Speaker 1: and so okay, so just walking to the plan again.

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna do with this frog? Now, I'll

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Speaker 1: think what we're gonna do? No, open it. What are

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Speaker 1: you gonna do again? But we're gonna do it. I

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Speaker 1: mean I'm saying that as a royal thing. But me

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Speaker 1: and you are okay, go look dude, you're not stopping me.

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Speaker 1: Did You're in accessory to the fact and after all right,

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Speaker 1: so you're gonna work at this point, I'm only accessory

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Speaker 1: to youse stilling a frog room at school. That's not

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Speaker 1: that big of a deal. But what you're gonna do next,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to be a part

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Speaker 1: of it, because I'm gonna open a portal, a rift

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Speaker 1: in another dimension. It's gonna hatch just a spirit of

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Speaker 1: this frog facts. Again, you're high on fast now. I

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Speaker 1: know you specifically said you don't want to play the

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Speaker 1: dungeon rooms because of because of past trauma and whatnot.

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Speaker 1: But everyone starts in the dungeon room. I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: just it's just the way that things go here. It's

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Speaker 1: a policy, and uh, you know that the other comics

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Speaker 1: celebrity such as yourself, well that's the thing. Everyone starts there,

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Speaker 1: but not everyone's a celebrity. So I think that we

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Speaker 1: can make some kind of agreement. No, I look, I

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Speaker 1: hear you, I hear you. My hands are tied here.

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Speaker 1: You gotta play the dungeon room. You did say if

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Speaker 1: there's some sort of creature that that might help, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean, listen tormenting you, But also protecting, but also protecting.

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Speaker 1: He's tormenting, but he's protecting and preferably a beast, you know,

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Speaker 1: like a beast like creature. Sorry, it's Tyler interrupt Um.

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Speaker 1: Just something I want to show you. Seems kind of weird.

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Speaker 1: There's a new Instagram account that was just started by

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Speaker 1: well by a dead frog starting a new comedy club

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Speaker 1: I told you so many times. Look, you're you're you're handsome. Uh,

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Speaker 1: boinos we're the boingoes. Huhya, I'll go to Boines. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go to Boin Goes. Yeah, have fun. Hey, excuse me,

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Speaker 1: That's too expensive. She's a celebrity. Hey, Jimmy, here is

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Speaker 1: a cheat. And if you all believe that cheats don't

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Speaker 1: That's Bell. Everyone give it up for Bell. And now

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Speaker 1: the travel like Lama exhibit here at this zoom for

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Speaker 1: It's just that I've been told that we gotta pay

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00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 1: full price. Let me just look at the Okay, you

417
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 1: guys are just we'll just go for adults and at

418
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: the pricing board. My friend. Uh yeah, I just it's

419
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,880
Speaker 1: just that I need three adult tickets, I guess, but

420
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: I don't really do see it's three adult ideas. Well,

421
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 1: here's the thing discounts. Oh there's an adult discount. Yes, children,

422
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: adults are half price with a buddy. Buddy, Yeah, buddy,

423
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: you want some fake I d s. I think this

424
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 1: guy can hear you. Let's step away for something. You

425
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,479
Speaker 1: can't stay, stay up close and don't go anywhere. All right,

426
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: you got a dad, alright, what's what's so? What's the

427
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: old he's seventeen and a half. Jeez, he's Harry's Hill.

428
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: Yeah he I don't know what side of the family

429
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: that comes from anyway, not dad, I'm sorry, trying to

430
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: do a business transaction. Yes, maybe we should just go

431
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: we get carded and have to pay admission that every

432
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: animal we go to. No, no, no, no, I've got

433
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,239
Speaker 1: a I got a good solution. Just stick with your

434
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: brothers for a second. Alright, I'll go to dad. I

435
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: don't think you're supposed to smoke in here. I don't

436
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 1: think anybody's I just want to put it on the

437
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 1: record that I said before I didn't wasn't interested in

438
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: the llama's case, I actually very much. So Okay, that's

439
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: a lot of tickets. Okay, okay, alright, co simply brothers.

440
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: Go see with the brothers. Alright, I need four fake

441
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: I D s. I can do that. I can do that.

442
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: Wre I blame, all right, But first things first, let

443
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 1: me see you're you're not a cop, are you? Of

444
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: course I'm not a fucking cop. Alright, but I gotta

445
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 1: know what idea more you you want to make? You

446
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: gotta stay, I gotta keep them. Here's my I T alright, Florida. Okay,

447
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 1: looking good? Oh thank you? This is outdated, um not

448
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: five by very much. That's what I'm able to fly

449
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: with this so well, right up, step right up, last

450
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: chance to see the lava. I gotta get those fake

451
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: Ida s. Come on, I know, of course, but look,

452
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: first things first, we had to update your idea. Okay,

453
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: these things, I mean there's the same. Okay, so four

454
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: I T s four IDs. But quick the lamas. You

455
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: already said four ideas, you're gonna need five one for yourself. Listen, Fred,

456
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: we like you, we like your lamas. They're just not

457
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: bringing in the sales that you promised. They would bring in.

458
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: And look, this is a business first and foremost. You

459
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: understand me. Understood, understood, friend. Look, the lamas don't do tricks.

460
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: They're not tradeable. They just sit there and eat. Hey, look,

461
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: if you don't bring in the percentage you promised, you know,

462
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to fulfill the promise I made in

463
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: the contract, the Lama contract I recalled the Lama contract.

464
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: So unless you want to be eating Lama stew tonight,

465
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: you better get those sales up. You're saying you're gonna

466
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: kill my lamas and feed them. Doing to you and

467
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: only you. You're saying that I'm gonna run out of

468
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: money and then I'm gonna have to kill my own

469
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: lamas and eat them because I'm starving the former for

470
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: the former. You're gonna kill my laws, Fred, baby, I mean,

471
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: you should have read this contract before you signed it.

472
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: This is nuts. I mean, the language of the zoo

473
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: uses is just crazy stuff, your buddy, All right, let

474
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: me go through this with you. I mean, this is

475
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: this is pretty ironclad. Alright, there's not much we can

476
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: do with this, okay, unless you come up with they're

477
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: gonna be able to do so much. Crazy ship the

478
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:12,239
Speaker 1: lamas and I would put up twenty dollars. I just

479
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: didn't look. They said it to me. That's an electronic

480
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: talking about I just clicked. I just clicked and clicked. Baby,

481
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: you can't just have any signature and think it's all grave. Okay,

482
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: this stuff is bunny service. What about it? You just click? Yes?

483
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: Except oh great, they sell all your personal data. Let

484
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: me take something that happened to me. Let me tell you, Fred,

485
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: I can't loan you twenty dollars, okay, Like Marmoset Magic

486
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: closed and I had to eat my marmosets. I have

487
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: no money coming in. Oh no, but but Marmoset Magic

488
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: it was. It was the top grossing touring adimal act

489
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: for years. What happened one of the marmos that's gave

490
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: away its secrets and nobody wanted to see the show anymore.

491
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 1: And I had to. I had to fry him up

492
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: and I had to put him on a brie of fun.

493
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: This was the only option. That was the only option.

494
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: It Tarder doesn't even match. Just not Steve Foods. The boy.

495
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: I gotta kid who threw up away? I needed to

496
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: clean up with your feet. I gotta go hamster boy.

497
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: Well that was part of the contract. I had to

498
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: eat my mom's that's none. They had to splice my

499
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: DNA with the hamstting. Now I'm like half and half.

500
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: I thought you look different. Yes, yes, this pandemic. So dad,

501
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: what's the deal I'm getting in hert? This doesn't look

502
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: like me at all. This isn't it's I mean, nobody's

503
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: gonna be able to tell this is a zoo. Okay,

504
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 1: I can't produce this name evo, it's I can't do that. Okay,

505
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 1: come on, just take the I T. What's someone? What's what?

506
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: Sign is somebody? If they're born October one? Libra? Come on,

507
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: let's go, guys, don't we don't want to miss the

508
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: al right, guys, all right, it looks like we had

509
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: some people here right to see the long is six.

510
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: We talked to the other guy. Where's the are you?

511
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: You're the same traveling I'm the Lama tour right here.

512
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: So I'm actually just some part of the zoo. But

513
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 1: anytime there's a traveling exhibit, wait, hold on, you just

514
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: have a you have a post it on your shirt

515
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: that says zoo. Yeah, we're running a little a little

516
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: thin right now. So you know, I had to give

517
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: my shirt up to one of the most senior members.

518
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: They forgot the shirt. So, yeah, I'm an adult and

519
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: this is my adult idea and these are my children

520
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: with children idea. So we'd like to get the kids discount. Interesting,

521
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: what a weird way to say. I mean, it's just

522
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: trying to cut to the chase. We want to see

523
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 1: the llamas before they leave. Please, could you please going

524
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: to have to process? Wait? Wait, you haven't been in

525
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: this sir. Sure you have not been in this room before.

526
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: He Well, it looks similar because it was all dark

527
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: last time. Understood. But we are the okay, but we

528
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 1: still have our own standards over here. Okay, okay, you're

529
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: just being You thought you got this with the same Loma. Guy.

530
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I mean I didn't know. I do Okay,

531
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm sitting kids are right there. Wait, not those, Danny,

532
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: get the line's blaze. No, my hands get so cold

533
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: in here. Please all right, all right, now you listen

534
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: to me. You see that you see that two way

535
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: mirror right there? Uh it's two ways? Yeah, you see

536
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: that mirror right there? I see I see a mirror. Okay,

537
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: that's two ways. Now, you don't know what kind of

538
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: fucked up the house to keep pointing, I don't know,

539
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: but I want to go in there and just slap

540
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: the guy's face a bunch, just pink pung them between

541
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: my my flips. Yeah, that's all I want to do. Yeah,

542
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: imagine this. Imagine this. I slap him so much he

543
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: falls and then I belly slide on his whole body

544
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: and then but then I land, like I get stuck

545
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: kind on his face, so then he is fixiates a

546
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: little bit. Nobody scary for him. It's pretty dark. It's

547
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: been dark these days. Yeah, it's been dark, for sure.

548
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: It's been dark. It's hard to come out and see

549
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: the light after you've been just suffocated with darkness. Yeah. Yeah,

550
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: I just want to say my I'm sorry that after

551
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 1: your family got eaten by that ORCA. You know I didn't.

552
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: Yeah hard, you know, it's another hard day. It's like,

553
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: can I get a break? All right? We'll give you

554
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: a couple of minutes to say goodbye okay to the Llamas,

555
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: and you know, just let me know when you're ready.

556
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 1: I'll be running on the wheel over there. Oh okay, Louise,

557
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: you're a good Lama. I tried to trade you. You

558
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: did nothing. Look at your dumb Lama face. You don't

559
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: even understand what's happening. Uh, I'm gonna have to eat

560
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 1: you in a gamey stew All the all the spice

561
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 1: in the world, it's start gonna wait. Hold up, we've

562
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: got money. We want to see the Lamas. We want

563
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:30,839
Speaker 1: to see the Lavas. I wanted the Lamas. Do respite, respite, yes,

564
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on friend, hold on love here, take

565
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: my money here, take my money here, dollars Fred, Fred,

566
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: wake up, baby, come wake up, God God, Oh I

567
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: hate the ball didn't I hate them all? Baby? Come on, buddy. Look,

568
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: you can't sleep in my car anymore. You're gonna have

569
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: to fund a place. Louise. He actually was tinder. He

570
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: wasn't gave me at all. It was so good. Fred,

571
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: I don't need to hear this, Okay, I don't need

572
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 1: to hear this. All right, I've hooked. You've got to

573
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 1: fly me to Peru. I need more. Get off of me.

574
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: Get off of me, Fred, and get off of mean.

575
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: Look I gave you enough money. I give you more

576
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: than enough advice. All right, you need to live in

577
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: your own ship. But I'll do you one favor. I'll

578
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: grant you one wish. You want to go to Peru?

579
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: You got it? Okay, are you are you a genie? Hey? Dad? Um,

580
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: we were talking and um, we don't think we want

581
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: to spend weekends with you anymore. Oh oh, but we

582
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 1: have a great time. Your mom's a boring, boring woman

583
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: no time. Do you all think we're not having a

584
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 1: great time. We're not having We all agree, Dad, Yeah,

585
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:58,280
Speaker 1: definitely on same page. Okay. Well, we're a family and

586
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: sometimes we've got to make sacrifice. And sometimes even if

587
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 1: you don't like doing something, sometimes you just do it

588
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:07,959
Speaker 1: because family are a family. Can we see your idea? Dad?

589
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: I mean current? This is the most current I have. Listen, kids,

590
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: I know you don't look a lot like me, but

591
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,760
Speaker 1: your mom and I have been together since you were born.

592
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: It must be that i'm your your father. It must

593
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: be We've celebrated every birthday, every Christmas, every holiday. Here's

594
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: my high d Look. Look, you keep telling us that,

595
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: but I have no memory of any of that stuff.

596
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: You don't yet I can't read what this says. Yet.

597
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 1: You cannot be smoking in my car? Okay, I have

598
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: sensitive lungs. Please please tell me what to do. I

599
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:50,399
Speaker 1: know exactly what. Okay, don't put that next to my dad, Dad.

600
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:55,240
Speaker 1: I think I think Josh is older than you. Josh, Josh,

601
00:37:55,640 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: I think you're older than Dad. That's true. I'm thirty

602
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: seven and a half. I'm thirty seven and three quarters.

603
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: Look at me. Look at me, I'm the dad. Now

604
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 1: look at that. Now, Dad, I'm hungry as a wonderful

605
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: Alpalca diner around the corner. Okay, great, let me just

606
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: see somebody so can let you pop into the is

607
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: you real quick? I don't know why we came back here,

608
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: but there you go. All right? Okay, and your birth

609
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: SI for September just processed me already. Number two, our

610
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: final stage. It's from Anthony, who wrote, Hello people, I

611
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 1: have seen suggestion guy who mixes up the words corrugated

612
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: and coral did frequently. Thanks, your show is funny. Well

613
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: you can see how they're you know, both the ideas

614
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: are corrugated, so it's not it's not that hard to understand.

615
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: But you know, you know, I wanted what what do

616
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: you mean? What do you mean the ideas are corrugated?

617
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: I mean that if we're talking about integrating marketing and uh,

618
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: you know production. You know, we're trying to get those

619
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: two uh just reinforced cardboard. What reinforced cardboard? So it

620
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: corrugated corrugated cardboard. Yeah, m hm, no, they're I mean

621
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: they're connect trying to go with your analogy, well, I

622
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: mean similar to being is it similar to being perforated?

623
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:49,280
Speaker 1: You're saying we can, we can kind of that's core larked.

624
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: So it's correlated. That's correlated. Okay, So that's that's what

625
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: I want to do. So I want to bridge these

626
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: do because they are they are they are corrugated, right,

627
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: I mean it might seem not so on paper, but

628
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: really in practice, they're they're they're doing the same thing, right,

629
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: We're both trying to promote. We're both trying to push

630
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:13,760
Speaker 1: all right, inside socks, and that's the whole thing. Marketing's

631
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: got inside socks are doing all the you know, productions

632
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: got inside socks are doing everything over there. But why

633
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 1: not bridge the two? Right? Why not? Why not be

634
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: able to look, we know we have an incredible product.

635
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, Hanson, did you lose another job again? I'm

636
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: I'm feed you know, I don't have the wherewith all

637
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: of my body to go and and do this for myself.

638
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 1: I need my son's help. I know, Mama, I know,

639
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: I'll hope you. I promise that. Well, okay, I'll feed you.

640
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: I'll feed you. I'll feed you as much food as

641
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: you want. All the llamas in the world you can eat.

642
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 1: I just want omeal I'm a simple gal. Yeah, I

643
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: just I could. The only thought of that, the most

644
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:10,800
Speaker 1: you know, exquisite meal or the most Hey, Hanson, look,

645
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: we can't allow you into the grocery store anymore. Already.

646
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: Well we've already caught you shop looking three times and

647
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: management I told you I felt okay, and then those

648
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: those things just got into my jacket. I can't explain it. It's,

649
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: if anything, there's a there's some kind of curse on

650
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 1: you when I went to high school together. Man, I

651
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: like you. You're cool, but I can't let you in

652
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: here anymore. Can you see that there's a there's a

653
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: what can I get a job here? I mean, look,

654
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,439
Speaker 1: you're lucky the owners in today. This is hell. Mary.

655
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 1: If you asked me, but you want to talk to

656
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: the dead frog, you can talk to the dead frog.

657
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 1: I really appreciate him, and thank you so much. Thank you, man.

658
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: I promise you I'm not gonna let you down, all right, don't.

659
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not the one in charge. Thank you, man,

660
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: Thank you for this opportunity to get off of me. Dude,

661
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: thank you. I just want to say, thank you so much, man,

662
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: Thank you. My mom My mom's just tied up in

663
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 1: his chair. She's not able to move like that stuff.

664
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,919
Speaker 1: I'm trying to try to run a grocery store. Yeah,

665
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: uh um. We have a gentleman here who's looking for

666
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: a job. I don't know if there's any positions available

667
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 1: for him. Wait a minute, I know that guy you

668
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: saw from me, Oh, sir. To be fair, I fell

669
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: on it. There's a dimensional rift. There's the curse on

670
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: this grocery store. I think we can all agree, okay,

671
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: Dan Bryce in the curse on this grocery store from

672
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 1: the ghost of Michigan Jay Frog living in an alternate dimension.

673
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: There's infinite versions of me running different types of businesses

674
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: and different dimensions. And yeah, until I find closure in

675
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: this world, I can't ascend to the next life. But

676
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,959
Speaker 1: that's what I want to help you do, sir, because

677
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I've just being honest as a customer walking

678
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: around your displays with registers. I think there's a corrugation there.

679
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: I think we're able to integrate a corregation. I'm just

680
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: an old crone. I'm not going to put a hex

681
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: on this establishment. I just need to get my groceries.

682
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: Please let me just let me shop and peace, ma'am, ma'am.

683
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,879
Speaker 1: I can't be more clear about this. You gotta get

684
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: the hell off property, all right, please, sir. I've already

685
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: been outlawed disband from most bodegas. This is the only

686
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 1: option that I have, which, oh God, my good. Okay.

687
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 1: A good portion of our clientele are fairy tale or

688
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: otherwise fantastical beings, okay, and they're just there to get

689
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 1: their damn groceries, all right. Because you kicked her out,

690
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: she is going to place a hex on the store.

691
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: I knew it. God, I knew it, Sir, I knew it.

692
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 1: I knew she was gonna curse this place well because

693
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,399
Speaker 1: of you. She is. If you just let her get her,

694
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: you know, cans of chili that she's lead again and

695
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,399
Speaker 1: always be doesn't mean I know. I'm so sorry, sir,

696
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 1: I bring these curses. I don't know what to see

697
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: I'm a curse boy. One more shot. Okay, well, thank you,

698
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: thank you so much, sir, I thank you. Hey, Hansen. Um,

699
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: so the boss gave me an address and cash to

700
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: drive you just in place somebody there. It's just I

701
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. You said it yourself. You're

702
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: a curse boy, right yeah, okay, So this person is

703
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: supposed to help remove the curse. And by that, I

704
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: mean you're gonna probably kill this person and their soul

705
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: is gonna be able to go and I don't I

706
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: don't know. Just be clear. Why is this? So just

707
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: be clear about it. Well, here's the address. I don't know.

708
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: There's a guy sitting in there. You probably know what

709
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 1: to do. I don't want to shoot this guy or

710
00:44:55,280 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: what what? Hey? Come on? Uh okay, uh does this

711
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 1: gonna take long? It's the full moon's coming out quickly

712
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: the radiator. If you don't have the scout cookies, I

713
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: guess I could just turn you away right now. But

714
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 1: that's the noise the gun makes when I got car,

715
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: Come down, Come down. This is you just gotta do this.

716
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: You gotta do this quick because the moon is turning

717
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: full right now. Man, I just throwing up. So what

718
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 1: the fun was the money for? Then? I don't know.

719
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: I'm trying to putting the dollars in his mouth as

720
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: he was throwing up. I thought I was supposed to

721
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: plug it personally, still cursed. Did it work? I don't know.

722
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I shot him in

723
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: the lakes. I shot him in the lakes six times.

724
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,919
Speaker 1: I hope that was good enough. All right, we're here

725
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 1: back at the store. The doctor. Let me get this straight.

726
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna be a werewolf and a wheelchair. Well,

727
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 1: in all, it's actually not so bad. You'll be able

728
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: to in wear wolf form, use your front paws uh

729
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:24,399
Speaker 1: to pull yourself and roll it. Actually, it's not. It's

730
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 1: a good situation for you. I mean, obviously better if

731
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 1: you weren't. But I mean it's at the end of

732
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: the world. They're gonna make so much fun of me

733
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: at monster parties. No, no, no, no, You're gonna be

734
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: like half Terminator half werewolf. You're gonna be like the

735
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 1: Power Rangers when they did animals and robots. What part

736
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: of the Terminator was in a wheelchair? I don't understand.

737
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 1: It's that you, the back half of you is kind

738
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: of machine, like in a good way, like you'll be

739
00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: faster without your I want to talk to you guys,

740
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 1: because you're supposed to be protecting my image, my records,

741
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 1: my name, and right now I feel like I need

742
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: to re record one of my greatest hits because uh,

743
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a starboy and now there's a fucking

744
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 1: curse Boy? Are you out of your mind? Weekend? Look,

745
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 1: I I'm sorry about this. We're doing the best weekend.

746
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: This is your job. This is your job to find

747
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: people who have similar titles to the ones that I

748
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 1: bestow upon myself and to snuff them out. We can

749
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: I understand. Look, everyone on PR is working, everyone on digital,

750
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: because everyone on PR and everyone on digital because I'm

751
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: seeing on all platforms hashtag Curseboy, hashtag boy and go

752
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: go bad. That place close down and it was a palace,

753
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 1: and that it happened star Boy and Curse Boy. They're

754
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: not corgated. OKAYRETD. If you don't think there's a corrugation,

755
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: then you can get fucked and I can go get

756
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: a better PR team. I don't know if you know this,

757
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: but um I performed at the Super Bowl. Do you

758
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: know that what you're saying, my haunted house needs to

759
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: be a a compliant. I have to install the whole

760
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: ramp just for one guy to it for the hit

761
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: to attend the monster party. You know, I don't like

762
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 1: it either, but those are the facts, man. I I

763
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: need to be able to attend, you know, I need

764
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: to be able to pal around with the creature from

765
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: whatever lagoon. And I can't do that if I can't

766
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: get inside the party track. Look, you're a You're a monster,

767
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: like two three days a month tops. Okay. It just

768
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: so happens that Halloween this year coincide with the full moon. Yeah,

769
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: so yeah, so what to invite you? By the rules

770
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: of monsters, my monster thing is more of like a

771
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: gig based thing. I had to do it once a month.

772
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 1: I get it. It's not a nine to five being

773
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: a monster. But you know what's hard, you know, being

774
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: a monster and also not being able to like actually

775
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: catch anyone that I'm trying to eat, you know, Like

776
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: it's tough. Chair, you know, anybody could build it for me? Yeah,

777
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 1: how can I help you? This is gonna sound weird.

778
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 1: I'm listening. I need a souped up chair that can

779
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 1: move faster. But also go upstairs. Hold hold, hold on,

780
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: he said, hold said hold on, hold it, holding mask off?

781
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 1: What what fun do you just say to me? I

782
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: need a chair that's faster, but also goes upstairs. It's faster,

783
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: also goes upstairs. Follow me? I can't did he did?

784
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: He say? Old it? Yeah, make it, make it older? No, No,

785
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: he said hold it like he wanted. I think I

786
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: was trying to listen to what he was saying. He

787
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: was trying to get us to hold our our You

788
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: know how loud welding and iron work sucks. Man, fut

789
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: working here? Man, Listen, it's a better workplace, and you

790
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: give a credit for like where else could you get

791
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: your hands dirty working on iron, sweat and blood and

792
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: tears and working with correlated steel? Every correlated correlated steel? Yeah,

793
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: correlated steel, correlated iron, tin, aluminum, it's correlated to all

794
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:55,799
Speaker 1: those steels. Okay, that track, that track, thank you. We

795
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: should be lucky that we have this job. All right,

796
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: we're wolf. I've sembled a team here now this. You

797
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 1: might recognize this team as the PR team for Weekend. Um.

798
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 1: They've left. They've left the Weekend and they are now

799
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: working for me. Butcher is so, h did you finish? Butcher?

800
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: I let think I'm high on right now? Is I'm high?

801
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 1: I'm getting this guy some wheels, some wheels of steel,

802
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: real wheels of steel. That would be great. But first

803
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 1: of all, you don't have to call me where well,

804
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: if you can call me Rick, that's my name. But

805
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 1: you know it's not like I would call you publicists

806
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: have it like Gary or whatever? You know what I mean? Well, look,

807
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 1: we're your butchers. We are excited for this opportunity, isn't

808
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: that right? Team? Now, we have some documents here, we

809
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: have some PDFs here for you. We've got a couple

810
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 1: of slides for you butchers. What you know what I'm saying, like,

811
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: what is it? There's your feet there? Yeah, I don't

812
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 1: even know what that was supposed to be doing it

813
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: like welding would would be like that'd be like my

814
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: top choice, you name it. Yeah, all the correlated steals

815
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:20,240
Speaker 1: what you know? But I would say what you were saying,

816
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: you should steals? Yeah? Uh, Hanson, I've got some bad news.

817
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: What's going on? Your mom passed? She starved to death

818
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 1: because I couldn't hold down a job. I'm so sorry.

819
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 1: I was just finishing up here at dead frogs. I

820
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: don't understand she she died you? What do you mean

821
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: she's she's alive, she's fine. Almost don't need the rent.

822
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 1: She she's dead, she starved? You know what? The right?

823
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: Just why you go ahead and read this? This is

824
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 1: for you. We still need the rent. We still need

825
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: the rent. Can we still leave the huh? Tell him?

826
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: We still need this is all corrugated, all right? We

827
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Speaker 1: just what is your what is your? What is your?

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Speaker 1: Fat twins saying what is he? We're sorry, but we

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Speaker 1: still need the rent, need the rent. Buddy? Are you

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Speaker 1: talking to me? Oh God, I'm trying help me up

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Speaker 1: up the stairs. Just crushed this tiny motorcycle. I guess

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Speaker 1: I'll read this will weekend weekend? Are you? Are you

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Speaker 1: are able to perform and still be a powerhouse performer?

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Speaker 1: Why even asking me a stupid fucking question? Because you've

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Speaker 1: fallen out of like, you know, pop culture and the

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Speaker 1: site guys in general. Do you know that I performed

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Speaker 1: at the super Bowl? All right, later, man, I'll talk

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Speaker 1: to you later then, dude, come on, we can. We

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Speaker 1: got your e back? You got my e back? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that that you lost at the beginning of your career.

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Speaker 1: We've been looking all over for it. My my ecstasy. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: of course, not the E and your stylized name. We

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Speaker 1: wouldn't change that. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you

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Speaker 1: my ecstasy. Good good, good good. I have been missing.

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Speaker 1: This is the very beginning of my career, and I

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Speaker 1: must puppet right now. Pup baby. Uh we can look.

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Speaker 1: We know you're a giant celebrity, but stage time is

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Speaker 1: very scarce here, and you're high. It's fun. I don't

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Speaker 1: think we can let you go up. Come on, I'm

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Speaker 1: just asking for the Dragon Room, the Dungeon room, the

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Speaker 1: just put me in the I don't care. Just the

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Speaker 1: Dragon Room is really dangerous. But the audiences are pretty hot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like that. I like hot people. I'm hot person myself.

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Speaker 1: I can dance all over that place and give it

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Speaker 1: to me, give it to me good. I'm gonna look crazy,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna look confused, and I'm gonna put it everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, Okay, I can give you fifteen minutes

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Speaker 1: after Smog finishes this set. Okay, I like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's good for me. All right, Well just head out

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Speaker 1: down to the Dragon Room. Okay, that was Smog. Everyone

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Speaker 1: smog from Middle Earth. He's got a soft spot on

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Speaker 1: his underbelly. H don't don't try to kill him there.

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Speaker 1: And now let's give it up for the weekend. Do

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Speaker 1: you do you ever? I know we should be singing,

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Speaker 1: but I thought not try out comedy? Right? You want

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Speaker 1: to look at your hands and they look like um,

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Speaker 1: just flippers, like they just look like one solid piece

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Speaker 1: that could probably navigate through water pretty well. But don't

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Speaker 1: let you fly? Does that? Sorry sir, Sorry sir, The

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Speaker 1: show has already started. Do your id show has already begun.

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Speaker 1: I yes this, I'm whispering as quiet as I can.

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Speaker 1: I'm here to see the weekend. I'm here to see Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm here to see the weekend. Here's my I d okay,

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Speaker 1: even see that here? Okay? Florida. Yeah, it's just state

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Speaker 1: in the United States accounts. Oh, it counts. It's not weird.

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Speaker 1: It's one of the fifty. Fuck. I love this punchline.

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Speaker 1: I love this punchline. Hold on, let me hear then,

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Speaker 1: and then he ate it in his ass, he ate

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Speaker 1: it in anyway. Okay, So I didn't hear the sentence.

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear. I sat, I'm gonna have to send

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Speaker 1: you to processing really quickly, okay, because they're still processing here.

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Speaker 1: There's been a good there's been a big corrugation between

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Speaker 1: people who are breaking in the comedy clubs and people

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Speaker 1: who are stealing. Yeah, okay, okay, can we do it quick.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to catch at least some of the set.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, watch check this out, check this out, Listen

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Speaker 1: to this setup. Listen to the set, and I can't

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Speaker 1: feel my face, so it gets fun different. But you

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Speaker 1: can't get me to the processing broom. Okay, welcome to

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Speaker 1: this room here. Okay, so there's a dead frog in there.

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Speaker 1: Just resrespectunds nice, it doesn't matter. Okay, Oh I can't

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Speaker 1: feel on my face when I'm with you. Yes, let's

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Speaker 1: see whatever it is up to say goodbye? It ever there?

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Speaker 1: Christol Alorado, Oh my gosh, thank you so much. That

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Speaker 1: was so much fun. Love playing with you all. Um.

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Speaker 1: Took out my other podcast, The Comedy Fix. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's like a philosophical podcast about come do you know how?

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Speaker 1: Asking all the right questions I'm figuring out none of

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Speaker 1: the answers that felt like a that felt like a

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Speaker 1: Jackie Ruthy character. It's pretty good. Jackie Dorothy here I am. Yes,

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00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 1: thank you for that, Chris. Guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: This is so much fun. Uh. I'm still at Jackie

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Speaker 1: Druthy on all Boards, on all Around, and you know

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Speaker 1: I'm www dot Jackie Gonzalez Ruthy dot com. Can you

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Speaker 1: believe it? I can't. I mean I can't, but I can't. Sorry, Jackie.

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Speaker 1: Didn't you win Alchemy of the I did? I want Alchemy?

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Speaker 1: That great podcast. If you like this podcast, take a listen,

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Speaker 1: And I did win alchem Alchemists of the Week. And

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Speaker 1: let me tell you. When you do that, they make

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Speaker 1: you like a little beautiful plaque and they really nailed

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Speaker 1: like a manta, like a little It was a lot

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Speaker 1: of pictures of me, a collage, that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: But then it was also like little stickers of the

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Speaker 1: Miami he there was a big bing Cross Crosby singing

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Speaker 1: Christmas and then there was this like alien um like

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Speaker 1: Gangly Dancer and that I was like, Wow, they really

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Speaker 1: know me, and I don't know how they would know,

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Speaker 1: but that's how I move that they do. Thank you Chris,

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Speaker 1: and shout out to Alchemy that for sure. Congratulations, you

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Speaker 1: know I want it one day. Everybody else has several,

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Speaker 1: but you know it's okay. Print up paper was side

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Speaker 1: and I read it. This is your episode, This is

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Speaker 1: your James ten everybody, Jake, thanks for tuning, and is

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Speaker 1: it too soon to announce the show that we have

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Speaker 1: coming up live on the internet. I'll wait for Craig's

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Speaker 1: term because he probably knows the most about it. Um alright, well,

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Speaker 1: I think it's April twenty seven. Ye. Yeah, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be uh you know what if you if you want,

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Speaker 1: you can check out the real James Need dot com.

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Speaker 1: It'll be on my calendar once I hear from uh

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Speaker 1: somebody now when it isn't what time it is? That

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Speaker 1: was my thing. Well, we're gonna do a live Alchemy

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Speaker 1: show for the Austin Sketch Fest and let's let me

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Speaker 1: get that day in time for you. Well, well, Joey

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Speaker 1: Grit Talks Joey Hello. Check out Alchemy this on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: We also gotta reddit Alchemy this pod on Reddit. If

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Speaker 1: you want to go out there and I don't know,

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Speaker 1: talk about you know, what's going on, James Jacket, You

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Speaker 1: know you really want to muse about that and maybe

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Speaker 1: get to the core of it, because I think it's American,

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Speaker 1: but it's also it looks like the Union Jack. It

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Speaker 1: looks like the pants I got onto a Really, I'm

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Speaker 1: really dressed up today. Yeah, you look like you're like

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Speaker 1: we're working your way up as an Olympic coach, you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, he just like we want to show up.

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Speaker 1: You're an assistant, but you're gonna get there one day.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna get the one day. Um So that's about it.

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Speaker 1: Check us out on the sociules like and subscribe to

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Speaker 1: whatever the hell is available to do that, and I

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Speaker 1: and per James write a review. Give us those stars

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Speaker 1: that help please Saturday April four, five thirty Pacific, seventh

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Speaker 1: thirty Central, eight thirty Eastern and then sometime and other

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Speaker 1: time zoned. I'm at col Stratton at Stratton Cold depending

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Speaker 1: on the service. But as sketchest dot com, retfest pot

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Speaker 1: clips or past videos give us a float. But we

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Speaker 1: can do another life Festival hopefully in January two. Let's

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Speaker 1: thank our engineer, producer Doug Bame and the fine folks

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Speaker 1: at iHeart Media dot com. Please write to us at

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Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. That's your

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Speaker 1: name here at alchemystime until next time, I'll