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Speaker 1: I don't want to go to my brother's wedding because

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Speaker 1: they want me to bake a cake. Should I bake

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Speaker 1: it or flake it? This is OKAYOP, Home of the

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Speaker 1: Craziest stories on Earth. I'm Sophia, And should she bake

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Speaker 1: it or flake it?

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Speaker 2: If you kind of don't want to do it? I

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Speaker 1: That's true. If you're not fully into baking this cake,

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Speaker 1: if your heart's not in, don't bake it.

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Speaker 2: Wait you baked, don't you?

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Speaker 1: I do bake?

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Speaker 2: How old is it to bake a wedding cake?

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Speaker 1: Oh, wedding cake really hard. Yeah, there's like layers of

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Speaker 1: tears to that cake. Wedding cakes are pretty crazy. I

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Speaker 1: don't think I would make I'm not very good at

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Speaker 2: How much money would you need to be able to

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Speaker 1: Even start it as a hobby. I don't know, like

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Speaker 1: a a fifty dollars. I'll lowball it just to start

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Speaker 1: it as a hobby. That's that's okay. But what about

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Speaker 1: OP for OP, Well, it depends are they like a baker.

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Speaker 1: If they're a bak, we got to know, yes.

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Speaker 2: Do that. But there's only one way to find out, But.

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Speaker 1: There's only one way to find out, spill that gee.

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Speaker 1: this gets a little messed up, so yeah, hold on,

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Speaker 1: it's a bumpy ride. Hold on to your horses. Friday.

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Speaker 1: So I don't really know how to start this, but

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Speaker 1: here I go. I'm a nineteen female, but most of

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Speaker 1: all this happened in the past, and I can't get

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Speaker 1: it out of that, and I can't get it out

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Speaker 1: of my head. I have a really strong idea that

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Speaker 1: family is everything, and the feelings I have hurt my core.

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Speaker 1: My mom and dad split when I was eight, and

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Speaker 1: ever since then, my dad has been jumping from girl

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Speaker 1: to girl until he met a girl I'll call Jay.

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Speaker 1: Jay was the only person I have ever called mom

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Speaker 1: besides my real mother, and she will probably be the last.

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Speaker 1: They were together for almost five years. I think details

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Speaker 1: are foggy. I've lived with my mom and visited my

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Speaker 1: dad for the entire time. My parents were split until

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Speaker 1: I moved to college recently. But Jay and my dad

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Speaker 1: were what I thought was a match made in heaven.

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Speaker 1: My dad managed to buy her a ring and asked

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Speaker 1: her to marry her. I loved baking, so I asked

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Speaker 1: if I could make them their cake. This will be

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Speaker 1: sent me important later. Anyway, they didn't have the money

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Speaker 1: right away for the weddings, so they pushed it off

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Speaker 1: for a while. This is where my brother comes in.

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Speaker 1: My brother lives a few states away. For most of

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Speaker 1: his life. I was told I don't trust most of

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Speaker 1: the things I'm told for my dad, Jay, or my

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Speaker 1: brother anymore. That my brother was in a bad relationship.

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Speaker 1: And when it came to Thanksgiving time, my brother called

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Speaker 1: my dad crying because my brother was left by his

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Speaker 1: girlfriend on the side of the road so she could

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Speaker 1: go to her family Thanksgiving. Oh my god, that's so sad. Oh, Jay,

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Speaker 1: being the nice girl, I thought, she was hopped into

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Speaker 1: the car with my dad to go get him. To

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Speaker 1: go get him, They drove more than five hours to

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Speaker 1: get him and took him home with them. Buckle up,

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Speaker 1: because this is where it gets interesting. What do you

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Speaker 1: think is going to happen.

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Speaker 3: Riley, what do you put?

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Speaker 2: I see you in the comments?

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Speaker 1: Put I see you if you see what's going on.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. Do you have any conspiracies? Honestly?

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Speaker 2: Like, my conspiracy is Jay is sounding too good to

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Speaker 2: be true right now, and I think she actually turns

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Speaker 2: out to be a horrible person and ruins everybody's lives.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think the Jay and the dad are

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Speaker 2: Or My other conspiracy is Jay breaks up with the

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Speaker 2: dad and then Dad finds another person and is like,

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Speaker 2: take a cake for this new person. But op, He's like,

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Speaker 2: but Jay is my mother.

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Speaker 1: Oh I thought you're gonna say Jay breaks up with

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Speaker 2: Ooh, that would be wild. I'm down for that house.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's find out my brother moved in with them,

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Speaker 1: and less than a year later, my father's engagement with

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Speaker 1: Jay had broken off, as we suspected. Damn, Oh, I

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Speaker 1: guess so she decided to be with next my brother.

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Speaker 1: What genius? What I'm a genius. I didn't even read

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Speaker 1: this story before. Oh my god, Oh my god. I

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Speaker 1: literally did see it. I saw it coming. Did anyone

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Speaker 2: I did?

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Speaker 1: Not I saw that coming. I mean I didn't, I

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Speaker 1: wait for age gap Wise. My brother was twenty one

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Speaker 2: She had a whole nother life brother. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: that didn't No, no, my god, no, no, no no. I

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Speaker 1: Forty two just broke up with his father and then

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Speaker 1: got to get that's insane. That's insane's wild, that's whoa.

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Speaker 1: That's like a movie plotline. I'm sorry, OPI that sucks.

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Speaker 1: That sucks.

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Speaker 2: Dad.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be really as a father

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Speaker 1: or as a parent to find out that, like your fiance,

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Speaker 2: How do you even process that?

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Speaker 1: Process that? How do you like go on that.

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Speaker 2: Happened to you? Please let us know how you process that?

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Speaker 1: How did you process that? I'm sorry. When I learned this,

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Speaker 1: I felt betrayed by not only my big brother but

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Speaker 1: for many reasons, not just what was happening at my

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Speaker 1: dad's house. That's that's very fair. Take time, op because

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Speaker 2: That's like in his face of.

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Speaker 1: In the same place.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, my god, waking up seeing your son son.

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Speaker 1: With your ex fiance. A few years passed and Jay

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Speaker 1: dad high and dry. Yeah, that's fair. My brother and

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Speaker 1: wanted me to make their wedding cake. Now, oh, yo, audacity,

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Speaker 1: the audacity to cheat on her father, Opie's father with

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Speaker 4: Can you make me a cake?

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Speaker 1: Though we're still bessies, we're still besties. I'm your mom,

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Speaker 2: Please?

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Speaker 1: That's insane. They asked me about it, and I told

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Speaker 1: I told them that I would make the cake as

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Speaker 1: long as they pay for the materials. They seemed fine

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Speaker 1: purple camouflage with edible shotgun shells on it. The materials

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Speaker 1: ended up being around four hundred dollars. That's insane. Wedding cake.

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Speaker 2: Also, okay, how complicated is multiple tiers halfway down the

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Speaker 1: That's hard, That's really complicated. The materials ended up being

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Speaker 1: It was a week before the wedding and I had

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I would never talk to them again.

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Speaker 1: Who's gonna want that? No one's gonna want that cake.

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Speaker 2: Purple camouflage halfway down with shotgun shells like.

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Speaker 1: They had called the wedding off because they didn't realize

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Speaker 1: This was Jay's fifth time planning a wedding. She had

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Speaker 2: She knows what the heck.

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Speaker 1: She just didn't want to go through with it. I

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Speaker 2: Honestly, Loki, sounds like she gets a high off of

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Speaker 1: She's only wedding planner. This is Jay's calling in life,

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Speaker 1: I was furious before this happened. I was already stressed

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Speaker 1: All of the stress and anger that I had been

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Speaker 1: Sat I love it. They tried to say I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: only was it a bit cake and these things needed

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Speaker 1: because I don't want it. I don't want it to

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Speaker 1: be my responsibility anymore after it's made and they would

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Speaker 1: still be paying for it. They reluctantly agreed, as they should.

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Speaker 1: I finished decorating the cake.

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Speaker 2: Did the shotgun shows to it?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I took it to them as originally planned.

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Speaker 1: I ftasized about doing things like putting laxatives in the decorations,

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Speaker 1: or even just throwing it in their faces. But if

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Speaker 1: you know me, I would never do that other than

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Speaker 1: in my head. I gave it to them. They gave

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Speaker 1: I would never be doing this again for them and left.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have agreed in the first place. Like, I

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Speaker 1: get that they gasolate you, but jeez, you're a nicer person.

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Speaker 2: You are very nice, better than me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So it seems like they are still planning on

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Speaker 1: having the weddings sometime, but I didn't want to go

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't want to do that again. Not

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Speaker 2: Because oh, you were not the asshole to maybe some

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Speaker 1: What do you guys think? In what world would you

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Speaker 2: You finished the cake, the cake.

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Speaker 1: You gave them the cake and they try to cancel

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Speaker 2: Okay, my question here is such a question what do

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Speaker 2: How many wives did the dad have before? Do you

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Speaker 1: He needs to find himself, he needs to go, he

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Speaker 2: Oh, if if you don't mind, can you do me

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Speaker 2: I would absolutely love to see it.

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Speaker 4: Please.

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Speaker 1: I want to know what it looks like at the end.

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Speaker 1: What we need to do is we draw a picture

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Speaker 1: A beautiful autistic interpretation.

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Speaker 2: All right, so it was four layers, yeah, okay, beautiful.

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Speaker 2: The shotgun shows on.

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Speaker 1: One side, so it's split in half, so one side

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh my gosh, that's crazy. Shotgun shows

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Speaker 2: This is my version of what your cakes looks like,

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, here this that's what it is. You've

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Speaker 2: And if you guys don't mind, please just put up

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Speaker 2: Sophia take it on her first solo just like this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Of course, I'll be here every day this week. We

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Speaker 3: for okop rewark.

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Speaker 1: Day.

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Speaker 3: I fd up by accidentally hooking up with my former

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Speaker 3: that's all I gotta say. Doing God's work out him. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: How many how many years older is too much older?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 4: Hey, what's that thing is like?

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Speaker 3: Uh, after age period two plus two. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 3: We meet up a local bar and well, one thing

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Speaker 3: Oh and I found out that he's married. So there's that, bro. No, dude,

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Speaker 3: how do you do that right before the day of

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Speaker 4: That that is wild Wow small town vibes.

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Speaker 3: Also, how are you on Tinder as a youth pastor?

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Speaker 3: Get like with your full face on there in a

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Speaker 3: How is everyone not seeing that?

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Speaker 2: Literally?

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Speaker 4: Like like there there has to be one person in

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Speaker 3: So they're all everyone has as a mutual agreement just

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Speaker 2: I'll marry this idiot shick and then.

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Speaker 4: I'll be on a youth pastor and then I'll sleep

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Speaker 4: with all the girls in town and no one will

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