Speaker 1: How many times has this happened to you? You're running
Speaker 1: late for a flight said you will show, and you're
Speaker 1: in the security line and you realize that you have
Speaker 1: more than three point four ounces of your favorite conditioner
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Speaker 1: those supple handed TSA agents take it from you hands.
Speaker 1: So you get it out of your bag and you
Speaker 1: slip it into one of your body's cubbyholes for safe keeping.
Speaker 1: Here what but then you forget about it and right
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Speaker 1: you get flagged by the TSA for I'm scared? They
Speaker 1: say it on the signs. Not always this one seems
Speaker 1: pretty obvious. But arguing or being aggressive, oh yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: fire away to get extra attention from the TSA. People
Speaker 1: still do it, though. I've seen people get pulled aside
Speaker 1: because they're like freaking out on the TSAGE And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what in your mind, Like you must have snapped because
Speaker 1: you know that's not a good idea.
Speaker 2: Oh and you can see it coming. You can see
Speaker 2: that person in the line. They are doing the huffy dance,
Speaker 2: which is just like and they're like turn like they're
Speaker 2: phrasing this way, they're facing that way. You're like, that
Speaker 2: person's probably they're about to explode.
Speaker 1: I don't get it, cause you're you're there's nothing you
Speaker 1: can do, Like you're not going to have get special
Speaker 1: treatment because you're freaking out in the TSA line. I
Speaker 1: saw one woman get literally they pulled into the private
Speaker 1: room because she was screaming. She was in the back
Speaker 1: of the line and her flight was late, and she
Speaker 1: was screaming at the TSA agents and everybody in line
Speaker 1: that they should get out of her way because her
Speaker 1: flight's late, and it's like, that's not good work. She's
Speaker 1: so disrespectful.
Speaker 3: You know what, love did The TSA agents just trying
Speaker 3: to do their job and they end up being a
Speaker 3: punching bag for everybody who's trying to just make it
Speaker 3: to their flight. And if you're late, sweetheart, it's your fault.
Speaker 1: Whoa. It's true. You can also get flagged by the
Speaker 1: TSA for using too much cologne or perfume. Wait really yeah,
Speaker 1: like on yourself? How why is that mad? Because they
Speaker 1: think you might be trying to mask the smell of something.
Speaker 1: Oh like we really yeah, like drugs to do that?
Speaker 1: In high school, what.
Speaker 3: My mom would pick me and my friends up from
Speaker 3: you know, the mall or whatever, and before we'd leave,
Speaker 3: we'd go through the perfume section and would always tell
Speaker 3: her we would have perfume fights.
Speaker 1: I didn't want her to smell what was on at
Speaker 1: the time. Well that happened. Another thing that the TSA
Speaker 1: can flag you for being extra chatty with them. Wait,
Speaker 1: why it would be nice if they can get you
Speaker 1: padded down because they might think you're trying to distract them.
Speaker 3: Oh well right, that's a little too extreme for me.
Speaker 3: If somebody is friendly, that doesn't necessarily mean they're sketchy.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, but the person who's like trying to be like.
Speaker 1: Hey, how's it going, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Two things are happening there.
Speaker 2: One they could be distracting because there's only so many
Speaker 2: TSA agents, But two, you're getting in my way, like
Speaker 2: as a TSA agent, like you're getting in the way.
Speaker 2: This is a system that has to flow right.
Speaker 1: And if you're.
Speaker 2: Stopping me to chat with me about something, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: miss something. And or you're just slowing everything down right,
Speaker 2: So just move it along. Yeah, take your shoes off,
Speaker 2: don't wear the boots with the metal in them, and
Speaker 2: get the hell through the line.
Speaker 1: How are you doing today, officer? I don't have any
Speaker 1: drugs on me. Oh my god, look at that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, you're not making eye contact is another thing that
Speaker 1: can get you flagged by TSA sign that you're nervous
Speaker 1: or you have something to hide. Some people are just awkward.
Speaker 1: Social anxiety. Its a real thing. I can't, I can't.
Speaker 2: I'm not looking you in the eye, dude, what I
Speaker 2: don't know what it is. It's head down.
Speaker 1: I kind of don't believe that. Head down, you're mister.
Speaker 2: Hay No, I'm only like that when I have to
Speaker 2: be okay outside in the world. I'm like in the corner,
Speaker 2: I'm like just leaving. Just don't look at it, don't
Speaker 2: look at me, don't talk to me.
Speaker 1: I don't want you touch me.
Speaker 5: I'll look at me, talk to him, and I walk
Speaker 5: through and to breeze through and just go sit in
Speaker 5: a corner.
Speaker 1: The TSA can also pull you aside if you're yawning
Speaker 1: a lot. They watch for that.
Speaker 6: What does that do with anything?
Speaker 1: They say. When people are stressed, they tend to want
Speaker 1: more oxygen, so they yawn more. So if sure for
Speaker 1: a flight tired and you're just yawning, you might get
Speaker 1: pulled into the room and ask what you have on you.
Speaker 3: Everybody is stressed at the air, they're running late. They
Speaker 3: don't know if they forgot stuff that doesn't make sense
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: Panama is gone. We know our experiences that amount to sock.
Speaker 3: I'm big into like profiling people, but this is a
Speaker 3: little experience.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm all for profile being dressed for the
Speaker 1: wrong weather, it will also get you flagged by the team.
Speaker 5: That sounds like some like what's that CIA stuff where
Speaker 5: it's like I don't know, like you're looking at them,
Speaker 5: but it's like, sir, you're going to Hawaii, but you're dressed
Speaker 5: in a.
Speaker 1: Part that going on leaving a place where snow is
Speaker 1: on the ground. Make sure, right, you either make really
Speaker 1: bad decisions with your outfits or you're trying to hide something.
Speaker 1: They say, if you have too many layers on in
Speaker 1: the summer, they might pull you aside because it could
Speaker 1: mean you're trying to hide.
Speaker 5: Things or you're just trying to take it off anywhere. Also,
Speaker 5: that way, they don't have the their bags were.
Speaker 6: Fifty pounds and then can't fit stuff.
Speaker 1: You're right, I've done that.
Speaker 2: I love the consequences of poor planning.
Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning the twenties. Hello, come
Speaker 1: out with your hands up and I want to see
Speaker 1: those sandwiches in the sky. Hello, I said, come out
Speaker 1: right now. Let me see those hands, and one of
Speaker 1: them better be holding some ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I think you might have the wrong number.
Speaker 1: Do I logan? That's your name right? Yes, well, my
Speaker 1: name is Pete Akins. Your friendly neighborhood grocery store security guy.
Speaker 4: Grocery. I'm sorry, I'm confused. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I didn't think I find you. Huh. I didn't think
Speaker 1: i'd find you, did you? Is there a particular reason.
Speaker 1: I've been a a three store detective for twenty years.
Speaker 1: This isn't my first rodeo come out.
Speaker 7: Now, I'm not exactly sure that I understand what's going on.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, let me take you back to the
Speaker 1: scene of the crime. Just a few days ago. You
Speaker 1: were at grocery. Is that cocked?
Speaker 4: Okay? Yes, I was, yep.
Speaker 1: And you went through the self checkout out, didn't you?
Speaker 4: Yes? I usually do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to come clean now.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I really don't understand.
Speaker 1: All some ice cream sandwiches, a whole box full. I
Speaker 1: poured through all the footage that day, and I saw
Speaker 1: you sneak that in your bag without scanning it. Bring
Speaker 1: it outside right now, hands in the air. I want
Speaker 1: to see those sandwiches in the sky.
Speaker 4: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: This is do I sound like I'm not serious?
Speaker 4: Well, look, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: I accidentally missed one of the items.
Speaker 1: I guess, so you admit that you stole the ice
Speaker 1: cream sandwiches? On that day.
Speaker 7: Logan, Okay, look, I mean look, I accidentally missed scanning
Speaker 7: one of the ice cream sandwiches. But I didn't think
Speaker 7: it was going to be this big deal that you
Speaker 7: guys combed through all of the footage with some clearly
Speaker 7: loser security.
Speaker 4: Come home.
Speaker 1: That's what I do every single night. I go through
Speaker 1: all the footage from self check out with a fine
Speaker 1: tooth comb.
Speaker 4: And I see clearly you take your job way too seriously. Look,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: I'll be happy to go and pay for the ice
Speaker 7: cream sandwiches.
Speaker 4: I It's not something that I have a habit of doing.
Speaker 4: But look, come.
Speaker 1: Out with your hands up right now, ice cream sandwiches
Speaker 1: in the sky, or I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 4: The ice cream sandwiches are gone. I've already eaten the
Speaker 4: ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 1: That's it. Come out now, hands up.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about? What do you what do
Speaker 4: you mean?
Speaker 1: I'm outside of your house right now, parked out front
Speaker 1: of mine, right.
Speaker 4: Side of Why are you outside of my house? Because
Speaker 4: you are not a police officer. No, you cannot be
Speaker 4: outside of my home. I am not coming outside No.
Speaker 1: Pete Eagan's grocery store security. I'm outside and I'm taking
Speaker 1: you downtown.
Speaker 7: Yeah. No, look, I'm not coming outside. You do not
Speaker 7: have that kind of authority. You are not police, all.
Speaker 1: Right, you asked for it. We're coming in. Get the
Speaker 1: battering ram ready, boys, No, do not come into minot here.
Speaker 7: We do not actually have a battering ram. Okay, you
Speaker 7: are not welcome to the house. If you come into
Speaker 7: my house, I will be calling them.
Speaker 1: We're gonna break down that door and pull you out
Speaker 1: of there and take you down so quick your head
Speaker 1: will spin around all the way.
Speaker 7: I will be calling the police if you come anywhere
Speaker 7: near this house, okay, and they'll probably have to arrest
Speaker 7: me because I will be kicking your all right. Look,
Speaker 7: I'm sorry about the ice cream sandwiches. I'll take care
Speaker 7: of it, but do not come near my home.
Speaker 1: I will hit you up, all right. Then I'll let
Speaker 1: you know that this is actually Jewel from the Jewel
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife
Speaker 1: set you up so that doesn't happen. It's a joke.
Speaker 1: Your wife wanted to set you up for a prank
Speaker 1: because she said how you accidentally didn't scan some ice
Speaker 1: cream sandwiches the other day and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh yeah, I mean it definitely. Yeah, it definitely
Speaker 4: sounded like a joke.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, But I really thought for a second
Speaker 7: that this guy without better house.
Speaker 6: Wake up every morning with Jewbel phone pranks.
Speaker 1: Time was trending.
Speaker 3: Well, there's one place you're not gonna be going potty
Speaker 3: anymore unless you cough ups in cash and buy something.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 3: Starbucks has just announced that they're reversing their open door
Speaker 3: policy that used to invite everybody into their stores to
Speaker 3: use their restroom and just sit in there do whatever.
Speaker 3: And now they're like, nah, no, we're not going to
Speaker 3: do that. If you come in here, you need to
Speaker 3: buy something, you don't. Many times I've gone to the
Speaker 3: bathroom and the Starbucks they're so nice about it, like road
Speaker 3: trips and stuff. Yeah, because they're clean, that's the place
Speaker 3: you want to stop.
Speaker 1: I could have used them yesterday.
Speaker 6: Oh cool, great world.
Speaker 1: Did I have an experience?
Speaker 6: You do?
Speaker 1: I can't say that not tell us. I was on
Speaker 1: the way in my chiropractor appointment and I had to
Speaker 1: go a pee real bad, uh huh, And I was like,
Speaker 1: there was nowhere to go, so I pulled over on
Speaker 1: the side of the road and then like it was
Speaker 1: in the back of my truck and I got a
Speaker 1: water bottle. Oh, but also I had to do other
Speaker 1: things real bad. Oh yeah, and a little bit where
Speaker 1: did you do that? So then I had to go
Speaker 1: into the chiropractor office, and you know, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to use it as the bathroom first, and
Speaker 1: then I had to howl awful a little bit. And
Speaker 1: the whole time I'm like, are they do they know?
Speaker 1: Are they gonna know? I'm sure? Yeah. It was a
Speaker 1: bad it was a bad little time for me. I think,
Speaker 1: I think this is one of those teachable moments. Do
Speaker 1: you have to throw them away?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I didn't have any on Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Teach moment is now that you learn that you need
Speaker 3: to have a go back that yeah wipes right, a
Speaker 3: change of pants.
Speaker 1: In the bathroom. Their game planning. I was game planning.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, well it's a chiropractor, right, maybe if
Speaker 1: he like cracks my back and I just go, oh,
Speaker 1: you did such a good job, and then maybe I
Speaker 1: make it like HiT's his fault. Yeah, I think I'm
Speaker 1: going to switch chiropractic places after that.
Speaker 3: Idea. You gotta go to a different Yeah, chiropractice. The
Speaker 3: list just grows. Okay, well, let me add they also
Speaker 3: have banned discrimination or harassment of all kinds. No outside alcohol, smoking, vaping,
Speaker 3: drug or pen handling inside of Starbucks.
Speaker 5: Okay, but they have codes on it like it has
Speaker 5: been an open door policy for a minute.
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of them still don't have
Speaker 1: codes on their bathroom. Really really have one of those
Speaker 1: in years, And it depends where you go. When I
Speaker 1: do encounter when I'm like, right, if they're in the city,
Speaker 1: guarantee they have a code. But even outside of that,
Speaker 1: sometimes they don't.
Speaker 3: They'll just tell you like, hey, what's the code, and
Speaker 3: then they tell you a nice day. Yeah, I get
Speaker 3: nervous to ask, so anyway.
Speaker 5: Always the order anyway, because that's exactly and I still
Speaker 5: get it nervous.
Speaker 1: And sometimes though, Yeah, those bathrooms can be disgusting sometimes
Speaker 1: because of people just going in to use them.
Speaker 3: I'm sure, well they're better than the alternative, But anyway,
Speaker 3: we'll move on. So I've got a challenge for all
Speaker 3: of gen Z today. Gen Z, do you know how
Speaker 3: to change a light bulb?
Speaker 6: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: The challenge is to change a light bulb, maybe two,
Speaker 3: and see how effectively you can do it, because one
Speaker 3: in five gen z ers can't.
Speaker 1: So if you find that you can.
Speaker 6: Where are you getting this record? We know how to change.
Speaker 1: A light bulb? Gen Z, you know how to change
Speaker 1: light bulb? Gabby is also our social media research has
Speaker 1: shaking her head. You know how a change light bulb? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really understand how someone could not know.
Speaker 6: I mean exactly, it's pretty self exploited.
Speaker 1: We need to get three other gen zs in here.
Speaker 1: This study is correct.
Speaker 2: But I know some of Victoria's friends.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know how to change a light. You
Speaker 1: know how to.
Speaker 5: Change a light bulb, it's just you unplug it because
Speaker 5: you don't want to do it.
Speaker 6: Well, it's plugged in. I learned that the hard way.
Speaker 5: But you unplug it, make sure it's off, and then
Speaker 5: you unscrew it and then screw peckon.
Speaker 1: How did you learn that the hard way? Well, it
Speaker 1: was on, it was plugged in. You burnt yourself on
Speaker 1: a light.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh wow, okay, so you learned, but the
Speaker 3: first time, you bet I knew how to.
Speaker 6: It's not the smart proper way. That's what's trending, We learn,
Speaker 6: and we live.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad she lives. To tell the story.
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Speaker 1: Lauren is on the phone today for a first Day
Speaker 1: follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Sammy.
Speaker 1: So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
Speaker 1: if it tells why he's ghosting her and maybe get
Speaker 1: her another date. But first, Lauren, how long has it
Speaker 1: been since you heard from Sammy?
Speaker 4: Oh it's been like a week or show.
Speaker 1: Now have you reached out to him in that time?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, I definitely have, although I don't think he
Speaker 4: knows that I have, which I'll probably have to explain
Speaker 4: that to you a little bit. Have a weird situation, okay,
Speaker 4: but I can't believe I'm saying. It's that the date
Speaker 4: was actually like amazing, and it's so rare that I
Speaker 4: meet anyone's letters, you know, IRL or online where it's
Speaker 4: like especially online to say, because you know, we'll text
Speaker 4: and like I think that there could be a possibility
Speaker 4: that going somewhere and then like I don't know, we
Speaker 4: meet up and it's just not what I expected. But
Speaker 4: in this case, the text chemistry absolutely translated to real life.
Speaker 4: We spent like several hours together. Wasn't just at one spot.
Speaker 4: We were kind of hopping all around one venue to
Speaker 4: the next, and believe it or not, even I got
Speaker 4: to know some of his friends and they same awesome
Speaker 4: as well. And the night ended up at his place,
Speaker 4: which I do expect. But no, yeah, I know, you know,
Speaker 4: talk in the radio, so stuff. Things happened at our
Speaker 4: you know, PG thirteen rated R. So I stayed the
Speaker 4: night there and then we decided to meet up for
Speaker 4: date number two, which was just casual but so much fun,
Speaker 4: like downtown after work, you know, not my neighborhood where
Speaker 4: I live, but it was just a great time.
Speaker 1: Did you go back with him after date number two?
Speaker 7: Too? Well?
Speaker 4: I texted him and just got no response, like I
Speaker 4: didn't know where he was, so sitting there like what
Speaker 4: And then after fifteen minutes I did something that like
Speaker 4: I never want to do, like the phone call like hey,
Speaker 4: where are you? That sort of thing awkward.
Speaker 3: So wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry he disappeared in the
Speaker 3: middle of your date.
Speaker 4: No, I got there and he was nowhere to be found.
Speaker 1: Oh clear, got it?
Speaker 4: Yeah again, I really think I like this guy. So
Speaker 4: I'm like, normally after fifteen minutes, I would just leave, like, okay,
Speaker 4: you're gonna go to waste my time. I don't even
Speaker 4: know you. But I'm like, let me give the chance
Speaker 4: that you never know, Like what kind have happened?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: So I call and I miss that My calls are
Speaker 4: doing like the same thing every single time. It would
Speaker 4: like ring twice and then go straight to voicemail. I
Speaker 4: talked this up to like okay, he's in a bad
Speaker 4: service area, that sort of thing, but it happened, I
Speaker 4: want to say, like four times in a row. So
Speaker 4: at that point I just was like, Okay, I'm going
Speaker 4: to go ahead and google, Like how do I know
Speaker 4: if someone's blocked me? Because I never could understand the
Speaker 4: answer to this. But it's actually turns out it's really
Speaker 4: easy to do that. Apparently, like you could just make
Speaker 4: your number anonymous. Yeah, to block people. You could just
Speaker 4: if you're locked or to be blocked, to be blocked.
Speaker 9: Okay, Like this was a lesson for me because like
Speaker 9: apparently if it rings more than twice before the voice
Speaker 9: that that means you're blocked.
Speaker 3: It does or does that mean you're getting sent to
Speaker 3: voicemail it's blocked? So I okay, okay.
Speaker 4: So I was like, all right, well, I wow, this
Speaker 4: sucks right, And I just went back to my car
Speaker 4: and I was sulking there, like I couldn't even build
Speaker 4: myself to drive home. I was still bummed out.
Speaker 1: Oh that's really number.
Speaker 3: I would be frustrated about that, especially if you think
Speaker 3: the date went so well that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you just want to know why.
Speaker 6: Also, you're like, well did.
Speaker 3: You do something though, like if you think back to
Speaker 3: that first date, is there any thing that could have
Speaker 3: happened that would cause the blocking?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: And I'd asked myself that now, like up and down,
Speaker 4: and I'm for me. I thought it was mutual, like
Speaker 4: you had this insane chemistry that's super rare. So that's
Speaker 4: why I'm so disappointed. I can't come up with any
Speaker 4: reason why. I feel like, you know, seeing me stle
Speaker 4: more to lut from you would ghost me, Like why
Speaker 4: would you just say something?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we'll try to figure it out for you
Speaker 1: to play a song, come back and then call him
Speaker 1: and see if you'll tell us why he's ghosting you. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. Play song come back, get your First Day
Speaker 1: follow up next if you're just joining us for today's
Speaker 1: First Day follow up. Lauren is on the phone and
Speaker 1: she's getting ghosted by a dude named Sammy. So in
Speaker 1: a second, we're gonna call him sefa, tell us why
Speaker 1: he's ghosting her, and maybe get her another date if
Speaker 1: she still wants one. But before we do that, Lauren,
Speaker 1: why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Well, basically, I had like two really nice dates
Speaker 4: with this guy, and I went for date number three
Speaker 4: and he was m I A. And he has not
Speaker 4: talked to me whatsoever. And I don't understand why I'm
Speaker 4: being ghosted.
Speaker 1: And you think you might be blocked even.
Speaker 4: Yeah, blocked me? Why? I did take him for being
Speaker 4: a coward. So that's why I'm so cute.
Speaker 1: All right, you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 4: It's ready to all for me?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm aspeaking to Sammy please.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, this is Sammy. What's up? This is Jewbel.
Speaker 1: My name is Jewbel. I host the radio show. It's
Speaker 1: called the Jubil Show.
Speaker 3: How's it going, Sammy? The whole show's here. I'm Nina Hi,
Speaker 3: and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 4: Oh hi, Hi?
Speaker 1: All right, you ever listened to the show.
Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, I've ever heard you guys on Well have.
Speaker 1: You ever heard of first d a follow up? Before?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 5: I have.
Speaker 4: I'm starting to get nervous here, But.
Speaker 1: Don't be nervous because we're calling you because somebody did
Speaker 1: send us an email about you, So maybe you'd be nervous.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But it's a segment where if you're
Speaker 1: ghosting somebody, they can email us to get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we
Speaker 1: got an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 10: Okay, I think I probably know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1: You want to try to take a guess at the Dame.
Speaker 4: Lauren?
Speaker 1: Yes, Sammy, you're correct, You've won absolutely nothing. But Lauren,
Speaker 1: do you mind telling us why you're a ghostinger?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: Man? All right? Look, we texted for a while. It
Speaker 4: was great. We need for the day chemistry there. She's
Speaker 4: really cool, she's hot.
Speaker 10: Everything was good, and then at some point the conversation
Speaker 10: turns around to like, you know, relationship stuff. You know,
Speaker 10: we're just talking about like relationship things, like you know,
Speaker 10: or are you ever gonna have kids. Are you ever
Speaker 10: gonna get well, I don't know whatever, you know, just
Speaker 10: stuff like about relationship.
Speaker 4: Okay, And at one point I asked.
Speaker 10: Her what her definition of cheating is, Uh, if a
Speaker 10: guy goes to a strip club, is that.
Speaker 4: Cheating that sort of thing? You know what I mean?
Speaker 10: Yeah, and let's just say that her perspective is pretty strict.
Speaker 10: She said even watching adult movies was cheating. That to
Speaker 10: me is like pretty extreme.
Speaker 1: And nobody's gonna take that from you.
Speaker 10: So you're saying, it's not like I watched it all
Speaker 10: the time, but it is a part of my life
Speaker 10: and it is okay that I enjoy I don't know,
Speaker 10: it just feels like that to me is not cheating,
Speaker 10: you know, that's just like entertainment.
Speaker 3: So did you have that conversation with her and like
Speaker 3: express your concern with her line that you drew in
Speaker 3: regards to adult film.
Speaker 10: Oh, I mean I just kind of got off word
Speaker 10: and it kind of gave me the ick, you know
Speaker 10: what I mean.
Speaker 4: And it's just weird.
Speaker 1: I gave you an Okay, that's that's new.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I don't want to be a cheater.
Speaker 4: Like if we got together, like i'd be cheating on
Speaker 4: her all the time.
Speaker 10: Okay, you know, it's like she can feel however she
Speaker 10: wants to feel, and that's totally fine. But I just
Speaker 10: kind of realized, like maybe this wasn't like a long
Speaker 10: term thing, and I maybe I should have said something
Speaker 10: I didn't. I mean, this happened in like the first
Speaker 10: forty five minutes of the date, and it was like
Speaker 10: four hours long, and like you know, you know, she
Speaker 10: spent the night and it was great, you know, that
Speaker 10: was fun. But the whole time I was just kind
Speaker 10: of this is in the back of my mind, and
Speaker 10: I just I mean, what do you say to that?
Speaker 4: Do you say, like, wait a minute, I gotta watch that,
Speaker 4: don't move.
Speaker 3: I feel like I would want to get to the
Speaker 3: bottom of it and kind of understand why that was
Speaker 3: such a hard line for somebody. Yeah, because I think
Speaker 3: we asked those questions in the beginning of a date,
Speaker 3: whether it's about the adult film or just like do
Speaker 3: you want to get married? But like to understand where
Speaker 3: the person comes from, and sometimes that's sometimes that sparks
Speaker 3: a conversation that helps the other person see where you're
Speaker 3: coming from and you can change your mind a little bit.
Speaker 3: So she might have been into it if she was like,
Speaker 3: it's not cheating if you watch it with me.
Speaker 4: No. Can I just say something right now? It is
Speaker 4: absolutely textbook cheating.
Speaker 10: Like no matter who he's watching it with, Sammy, Wait
Speaker 10: a minute, Lauren, Wait, Lauren's here.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's Lauren. She's on the phone listening and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to oh Man, oh Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I came here to get answers. This was
Speaker 4: not one I was expecting to get of all the
Speaker 4: reasons that could be. But you know, like I have
Speaker 4: sort of been wondering, like why he was so like
Speaker 4: animated during sex, And I'm like, maybe he was mimicking
Speaker 4: a performance like he's had Funny's experience watching these tutorials.
Speaker 4: If you will, you see it can be a good thing.
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I mean, you know, while we're putting
Speaker 4: everything out on the table right now, I just want
Speaker 4: to ask something like, you know, we went on two dates,
Speaker 4: so there was a little bit of time in between,
Speaker 4: you know, date one and date two. So what were
Speaker 4: you doing during that time where you're spending your time
Speaker 4: like prepping you know why seeing all these videos cheating?
Speaker 4: You know, what were you doing? Well? Yeah, I watched
Speaker 4: some videos in between. That's what people do. Okay. So
Speaker 4: the gist of it is you were cheating on me.
Speaker 4: We weren't experience was we'd gone on a date. What
Speaker 4: are you talking about? You know what? This is cheating
Speaker 4: again types of cheating. It should just be between two people.
Speaker 4: It's it's to me, it's no different than cheating, swinging,
Speaker 4: watching four it's all the same group, it all together
Speaker 4: and Gary, I'm like thinking that you're amazing, but it
Speaker 4: turns out I almost been blinded by something because you
Speaker 4: could not even stay faithful to me for two days.
Speaker 10: Well, I mean, look, it wasn't like I was watching
Speaker 10: videos of girls that looked like you. I was watching
Speaker 10: videos of like other types of matter what they look like.
Speaker 4: Lauren.
Speaker 10: We went on two dates. We it's not like we
Speaker 10: were engaged. Like this is wild to me.
Speaker 4: You're really you're forgetting in those four Actually it was
Speaker 4: six hours that we spent together, not four like you said.
Speaker 4: I guess you're forgetting half the things you said to
Speaker 4: me during that day. But it's cool, it's fine.
Speaker 10: I didn't make commitments and I'm am I in single
Speaker 10: white female right now?
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 6: Is that another video kind of yeah.
Speaker 4: About a crazy girl. I'm scared. I don't know, this
Speaker 4: is wild, man. I really don't think you would be
Speaker 4: acting pretty good. I think you'd be pretty crazy if
Speaker 4: you just found out you got cheated on too. Okay, buddy, if.
Speaker 10: You came to me and said, hey, I was watching
Speaker 10: a bunch of porn this week, I'd be like, hell, yeah,
Speaker 10: look I didn't cheat on you.
Speaker 4: We weren't together, we went on two days. This is
Speaker 4: not okay. You can come up with an excuse evers
Speaker 4: you try to, like, you know, floss it all over
Speaker 4: and whatever you want to say, but like, you're a
Speaker 4: cheater and I do not ever want to see you again.
Speaker 1: Well, I haven't asked that, Sammy. Would you like to
Speaker 1: go on another day with Lauren? Will pay for it?
Speaker 10: Uh No, I would like to log into my internet
Speaker 10: and watch some art films now, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think that's really just proved my point that
Speaker 4: I've been talking about with my friends, like every single
Speaker 4: guy out there is a cheater in some way, shape
Speaker 4: or form.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's a good way to put.
Speaker 10: It, but sure, all right, Lauren, you know I nobody
Speaker 10: asked you to talk.
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Speaker 3: Venus is the hottest planet in our solar system. There
Speaker 3: are seven red stripes on the American flag. Wait, yeah,
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Speaker 6: What do you mean there's only thirteenth the thirteen colony right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Oh that scared me to be wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be really bad on that. And like kindergarten
Speaker 1: or first grade or whatever, when they have you like
Speaker 1: color the American flag, they said it's red, white and blue.
Speaker 1: That's all. They said, it's red, white and blue. And
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Speaker 1: on the Jubil Show, Lauren is on the phone today
Speaker 1: for a first day follow up, and she's getting ghosted
Speaker 1: by a dude named Sammy. So in a few minutes
Speaker 1: we'll call him and see if it's as why he's
Speaker 1: ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Lauren,
Speaker 1: how long has it been since you heard from Sammy?
Speaker 4: Oh it's been like a week or show.
Speaker 1: Have you reached out to him in that time?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, I definitely have, although I don't think he
Speaker 4: knows that I have. I'll probably have to explain that
Speaker 4: to you a little bit situation, but I can't believe
Speaker 4: I'm saying. It's that the date was actually like amazing,
Speaker 4: and it's so rare that I meet anyone, whether it's
Speaker 4: you know, IRL or online where it's like especially online
Speaker 4: to say, because you know, we'll text and like I
Speaker 4: think that there could be a possibility that going somewhere
Speaker 4: and then like I don't know, we meet up and
Speaker 4: it's just not what I expected. But in this case,
Speaker 4: the text chemistry absolutely translated to real life. We spent
Speaker 4: like several hours together. Wasn't just at one spot. We
Speaker 4: were like kind of hopping all around one venue to
Speaker 4: the next, and believe it or not, even I got
Speaker 4: to know some much his friends and they seem awesome
Speaker 4: as well. And the night ended up at his place,
Speaker 4: which I just expect, but yeah, I know, you know
Speaker 4: park in the radio, so if something happened that our
Speaker 4: you know PG thirteen rated R. So I stayed the
Speaker 4: night there and then we decided to meet up for
Speaker 4: date number two, which was just casual but so much fun.
Speaker 4: Liketown after work, you know, not my neighborhood where I live,
Speaker 4: but it was just a great time.
Speaker 1: Did you go back with him? After date number two?
Speaker 6: Too?
Speaker 4: Well? I texted him and just got no response, like
Speaker 4: I didn't know where he was, so sitting there like
Speaker 4: what And then after fifteen minutes, I did something that
Speaker 4: like I never want to do, like the phone call
Speaker 4: like hey where are you? That sort of thing awkward?
Speaker 3: So wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry he disappeared in the
Speaker 3: middle of your date.
Speaker 4: No, I got there and he was nowhere to be found.
Speaker 1: Oh got it?
Speaker 4: Yeah again, I really think I like this guy. So
Speaker 4: I'm like, normally after fifteen minutes, I would just leave, like, Okay,
Speaker 4: you're gonna going to waste my time. I don't even
Speaker 4: know you. But I'm like, let me give a chance
Speaker 4: that you never know, like what could have happened?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: So I call and I missed that. My calls are
Speaker 4: doing like the same thing every single time. It would
Speaker 4: like ring twice and then go straight to voicemail. I
Speaker 4: talked this up to like okay, he's in a service
Speaker 4: area that sort of thing, but it happened, I want
Speaker 4: to say, like four times in a row. So at
Speaker 4: that point I just was like, Okay, I'm gonna go
Speaker 4: ahead and google, like how do I know if someone's
Speaker 4: blocked me? Because I never could understand the answer to this.
Speaker 4: But it's actually turns out it's really easy to do that. Apparently,
Speaker 4: like you could just make your number anonymous, yeah, to
Speaker 4: block people, and so you can.
Speaker 1: Just to find out if you're blocked or to be blocked,
Speaker 1: to be blocked.
Speaker 9: Okay, Like this was a lesson for me because like
Speaker 9: apparently if it brings more than twice before.
Speaker 4: The voice that that means you're blocked?
Speaker 3: It does or does that mean you're getting sent to
Speaker 3: voicemail it's blocked? So I mean, okay, either way, it's
Speaker 3: not okay. So I was like, all right, well, I wow,
Speaker 3: this sucks right, And I just went.
Speaker 4: Back to my car and I was sulking there, like
Speaker 4: I couldn't even bring myself to drive home. I was
Speaker 4: still bummed out.
Speaker 1: Oh that's really a number.
Speaker 3: I would be frustrated about that, especially if you think
Speaker 3: the date went so well that's yeah, yeah, you just
Speaker 3: want to know why.
Speaker 1: Also, you're like, what, but did you do something? Though?
Speaker 3: Like if you think back to that first date, is
Speaker 3: there anything that could have happened that would cause the blocking.
Speaker 4: No, and I'd asked myself that now, like up and down,
Speaker 4: and I'm for me. I thought it was mutual, like
Speaker 4: we have this insane chemistry that's super rare. So that's
Speaker 4: why I'm so disappointed. I can't come up with any
Speaker 4: reason why, especially after, like you know, seeing each other
Speaker 4: more than once, but he would ghost me. Why wouldn't
Speaker 4: you just say something?
Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll try to figure it out for you
Speaker 1: to play a song come back, and then call him
Speaker 1: and see if you'll tell us why he's ghosting you.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, thank you, play song.
Speaker 1: Come back, get your first Day follow up next, it's
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show if you're just joining us for today's
Speaker 1: first Day follow up. Lauren is on the phone and
Speaker 1: she's getting ghosted by a dude named Sammy. So in
Speaker 1: a second, we're gonna call him see if he'll tell
Speaker 1: us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another
Speaker 1: date if she still wants one. But before we do that, Lauren,
Speaker 1: why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, basically, I had like two really nice dates with
Speaker 4: this guy, and I went for date number three and
Speaker 4: he was m I A and he has not talked
Speaker 4: to me whatsoever. And I don't understand why I'm being ghosted.
Speaker 1: And you think you might be blocked.
Speaker 4: Even yeah, blocked me? Why? I take him for being
Speaker 4: a coward. So that's why I'm so cute.
Speaker 1: All right? You ready for us to call him?
Speaker 4: That's ready to all for me?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm asking to Sammy please.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Sammy, what's up? This is Jewbel. My name
Speaker 1: is Jeubel. I host a radio show. It's called The
Speaker 1: Jubile Show.
Speaker 3: How's it going, Sammy? The whole show's here, Amina High
Speaker 3: and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 4: Oh hi, Hi, all right.
Speaker 1: You ever listened to the show?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I've ever heard you guys?
Speaker 1: Well, have you ever heard of first a follow up?
Speaker 1: Before I have?
Speaker 4: I'm starting to get nervous here, but.
Speaker 1: Don't be nervous because we're calling you because somebody did
Speaker 1: send us an email about you, So maybe you'd be nervous.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But it's a segment where if you're
Speaker 1: ghosting somebody, they can email us to get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we
Speaker 1: got an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 10: Okay, I think I probably know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Do you want to try to take a guess at
Speaker 1: the name having to the Lauren? Yes, Sammy, you're correct,
Speaker 1: You've won absolutely nothing. But do you mind telling us
Speaker 1: why you're ghosting her?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 4: All right? Look, we texted for a while. It was great.
Speaker 4: We meet for the date. Chemistry is there, she's really cool,
Speaker 4: she's hot. Everything was good.
Speaker 10: And then at some point the conversation turns around to like,
Speaker 10: you know, relationship stuff. You know, we're just talking about
Speaker 10: like relationship things like you know, we are you ever
Speaker 10: gonna have kids?
Speaker 4: Are you ever gonna get well? I don't know whatever,
Speaker 4: you know, just stuff like about relationship.
Speaker 10: Okay, And at one point I asked her what her
Speaker 10: definition of cheating it If a guy goes to a
Speaker 10: strip club, is that cheating that sort of thing? You
Speaker 10: know what I mean? Yeah, And let's just say that
Speaker 10: her perspective is pretty strict. She said, even watching adult
Speaker 10: movies was cheating. That to me is like pretty strange.
Speaker 1: And nobody's going to take that from you.
Speaker 10: So you're saying, it's not like I watch it all
Speaker 10: the time, but it is a part of my life
Speaker 10: and it is okay that I enjoyed. I don't know,
Speaker 10: it just feels like that to me is not cheating,
Speaker 10: you know, that's just like entertainment.
Speaker 3: So did you have that conversation with her and like
Speaker 3: express your concern with her line that you do in
Speaker 3: regards to adult film.
Speaker 10: I mean, I just kind of got awkward and it
Speaker 10: kind of gave me the ick, you know what I mean,
Speaker 10: And it's.
Speaker 1: Just gave you an Okay, that's that's new.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I mean I don't want to be a cheater, like
Speaker 10: if we got together, like I'd be cheating on her
Speaker 10: all the time.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 10: It's like she can feel however she wants to feel,
Speaker 10: and that's totally fine. But I just kind of realized,
Speaker 10: like maybe this wasn't like a long term thing, and
Speaker 10: I maybe I should have said something I didn't. I mean,
Speaker 10: this happened in like the first forty five minutes of
Speaker 10: the date, and it was like four hours long, and
Speaker 10: like you know, you know, she spent the night and
Speaker 10: it was great, you know, that was fun. But the
Speaker 10: whole time I was just kind of this is in
Speaker 10: the back of my mind and I just I mean,
Speaker 10: what do you say to that? Do you say, like,
Speaker 10: wait a minute, I gotta watch a doul't move.
Speaker 3: I feel like I would want to get to the
Speaker 3: bottom of it and kind of understand why that was
Speaker 3: such a hard line for somebody. Yeah, because I think
Speaker 3: we asked those questions in the beginning of a date,
Speaker 3: whether it's about the adult film or just like do
Speaker 3: you want to get married, but like to understand where
Speaker 3: the person comes from, and sometimes that's sometimes that sparks
Speaker 3: a conversation that helps the other person see where you're
Speaker 3: coming from and you can change your mind a little bit.
Speaker 3: She might have been into it if she was like,
Speaker 3: it's not cheating if you watch it with me.
Speaker 4: No, Can I just say something right now? It is
Speaker 4: absolutely textbook cheating, Like no matter who we've watching it with. Yeah,
Speaker 4: wait a minute, Lauren, Wait, Lauren's here.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's Lauren. She's on the phone listening and what's
Speaker 1: to talk to me?
Speaker 4: Oh man, oh man. Yeah. And I came here to
Speaker 4: get answers. This was not one I was expecting to
Speaker 4: get of all the reasons that could be. But you know,
Speaker 4: like I have sort of been wondering, like why he
Speaker 4: was so like animated during sex, and I'm like maybe
Speaker 4: he was mimicking a performance, like he's had some experience
Speaker 4: watching these tutorials. If you will, you see, it can
Speaker 4: be a good thing. I mean yeah, And you know,
Speaker 4: while we're putting everything out on the table right now,
Speaker 4: I just want to ask something like, you know, we
Speaker 4: went on two dates, so there was a little bit
Speaker 4: of time in between, you know, Gate one and date two.
Speaker 4: So what were you doing during that time? Were you
Speaker 4: spending your time like prepping, you know, watching all these
Speaker 4: videos cheating? You know, what were you doing? Yeah? I
Speaker 4: watched some videos in between. That's the people do. Okay,
Speaker 4: So the gist of it is you were cheating on me.
Speaker 4: We weren't experiences. We'd gone on the date. What are
Speaker 4: you talking about? You know this is cheating again, tis books.
Speaker 4: Cheating should just be between two people. It's it's to me,
Speaker 4: it's no different than cheating, swinging, watching four it's all
Speaker 4: the same group, it all together and hear I'm like
Speaker 4: thinking that you're amazing, But it turns out I's been
Speaker 4: blinded by something because you could not even say faithful
Speaker 4: to me for two days.
Speaker 10: What I mean, Look, it wasn't like I was watching
Speaker 10: videos of girls that looked like you. I was watching
Speaker 10: videos of like other types of matter what they look like, Lauren.
Speaker 10: We went on two days. It's not like we were engaged. Like,
Speaker 10: this is wild to me.
Speaker 4: Really, you're forgetting in those four Actually it was six
Speaker 4: hours that we spent together, not four like you said.
Speaker 4: I guess you're forgetting half the things she said to
Speaker 4: me during that day. But it's cool, it's fine.
Speaker 10: I didn't make commitments. And I'm am I in single
Speaker 10: white female right now? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Is that another video kind of Yeah, you're about a
Speaker 1: crazy girl.
Speaker 4: I'm scared. I don't know. This is wild, man. I
Speaker 4: really don't think you would be acting pretty good. You'd
Speaker 4: be pretty crazy if you just found out you got
Speaker 4: cheated on too, okay, buddy, If.
Speaker 10: You came to me and said, hey, I was watching
Speaker 10: a bunch of porn this week, I'd be like, hell, yeah,
Speaker 10: look I didn't cheat it on you.
Speaker 4: We weren't together, we went on two days. This is
Speaker 4: not okay. You can come up with an excuse, have vers,
Speaker 4: you try to like, you know, floss it all over
Speaker 4: and whatever you want to say, but like, you're a
Speaker 4: cheater and I do not ever want to see you again.
Speaker 1: Well I have an Actually, Sammy, would you like to
Speaker 1: go on another day with Lauren? Will pay for it?
Speaker 10: Uh No, I would like to log into my internet
Speaker 10: and watch some art films now, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Sure, Okay, I think this really just proved my point
Speaker 4: that I've been talking about with my friends, like every
Speaker 4: single guy out there is a cheater in some way,
Speaker 4: shape or form.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's a good way to put it,
Speaker 1: but sure.
Speaker 4: All right, Lauren, you know I just nobody asked you
Speaker 4: to talk.
Speaker 6: The jubile shows to catch a cheater?
Speaker 1: Have you ever told a lie? You know? Like, Officer,
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Speaker 1: biggest lies that they've ever told. This is terrifying.
Speaker 3: Actually the people are capable of telling lies this big.
Speaker 3: I'm just raising myself.
Speaker 1: That is insane what people will lie about insane. No,
Speaker 1: it's sad how karma comes for you. What one person
Speaker 1: said in the sixth grade, I claimed to know Hebrew
Speaker 1: like fluently. So under Rusher, I taught myself for a
Speaker 1: few years and now I can confidently say that I
Speaker 1: speak it. Okay. That's impressive because most people that lie
Speaker 1: don't actually do it, never back it up. That was
Speaker 1: a cool lie that worked out.
Speaker 2: What an interesting thing to do, though, to lie and
Speaker 2: then be like, oh, I got it back.
Speaker 1: Now I have to figure it out. Suits.
Speaker 2: Most liars don't do that now. My show, Yeah, like
Speaker 2: the TV show Suits. He lies about being a lawyer
Speaker 2: and then then he proves it actually I'm a lawyer.
Speaker 2: He can back it up.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 3: I went out with this guy once who told me
Speaker 3: he was a firefighter. Boy turns out he actually used
Speaker 3: to stock vending machines.
Speaker 1: That's quite a difference.
Speaker 3: Fast forward, he is now a firefighter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 3: It's like, manifest those are not bad lies if you
Speaker 3: do something about you.
Speaker 1: Told me you're a firefighter, wall I do put the
Speaker 1: hot to Mally's. It's kind of like I'm dealing with fire, right.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was hilarious when I found out, but
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I put out the fire of hunger. Okay, Emily, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's the biggest lie you ever told?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 8: I am married to one man, call him Dave, and
Speaker 8: we've been married for a long time. We've never lived together,
Speaker 8: and honestly, I'm not entirely sure he's straight, but I digress.
Speaker 8: He's in love with me, his world devolves around me,
Speaker 8: but he is not fulfilling. So I've had a side
Speaker 8: piece for about a year. And I recently moved in
Speaker 8: with my boyfriend and I told my husband.
Speaker 1: That I'm living with the roommate, so we don't live
Speaker 1: with your husband.
Speaker 3: You said that, right? I just that went so fast.
Speaker 3: I wasn't sure if I heard correctly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't live with my husband.
Speaker 8: We both got locked into the leashes and it was
Speaker 8: going to be like six grand to break both of them, okay,
Speaker 8: or like the six grand each. So we just never
Speaker 8: really lived together. And despite the fact that we're married,
Speaker 8: we don't really do stuff that couples do. And honestly,
Speaker 8: I fell out of love with him on our wedding night.
Speaker 1: Oh on the wedding night.
Speaker 3: At bad times, this is even worth lying about. You
Speaker 3: look somebody else anyway.
Speaker 12: Well, let's just say that he.
Speaker 8: A lot of his body works, but not the parts
Speaker 8: that matter.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you know you could have just not turned
Speaker 2: the marriage paperwork in right.
Speaker 3: How did you not know that before you got married though?
Speaker 3: Did it just like stop working.
Speaker 1: Or are you just.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, we just like we waited until we were
Speaker 8: getting married because he's actually a bublom.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh wow, conversation another day. You've got a lot
Speaker 1: to figure out. So you live with your side piece,
Speaker 1: but you tell your husband it's your roommate.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I'm actually planning on divorcing my.
Speaker 4: Husband so that I can marry my fide piece.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you didn't know, so I just destroy his life.
Speaker 8: That's just lying that I still love him and lying
Speaker 8: with who I love with.
Speaker 1: Does your and your boyfriend know that you have a husband?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, well there's truth.
Speaker 1: In that relationship. That's Emily. Thank you very much for
Speaker 1: your phone call. Appreciate you, and good luck with all that.
Speaker 1: That's a lot to figure out for real. That's what
Speaker 1: I meant by this is terrifying. Somebody texted in at
Speaker 1: four one sixty one and said, when Titanic came out,
Speaker 1: I was in elementary school and became obsessed. Not only
Speaker 1: did I tell people that I was on the real Titanic,
Speaker 1: but I also said Leonardo DiCaprio was my family member.
Speaker 1: That's a great delusion. Is that a lie or a delusion?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: I used to have a family that would swear that
Speaker 2: the Kennedys were in our family. Were they really like
Speaker 2: they were just obsessed with the Kennedys, like they're in
Speaker 2: our family, And we were all like, OK, like this
Speaker 2: is the biggest lie, and then everyone would tell the lie.
Speaker 1: Everyone would tell the lie.
Speaker 2: And then ancestry dot com thing came out and we
Speaker 2: found out that they were actually correct. Wow, But we
Speaker 2: just thought it was like this huge lie that we
Speaker 2: were all telling because we all repeated a lie.
Speaker 10: Right.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you waited until today to tell us that
Speaker 3: you're related to a Kennedy.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like distant, distant. It's not like it's like
Speaker 2: because we're Irish.
Speaker 1: It's not. That's why.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, we're related to them from Ireland.
Speaker 1: You've got a strong bloodline. Somebody else said. The biggest
Speaker 1: lie that they told they said they were taking a
Speaker 1: chemistry course in college twice. They failed it and they
Speaker 1: didn't want their parents to know because they were splaying
Speaker 1: the tuition fifty to fifty. So each time they had
Speaker 1: to take it, they just said they were taking the
Speaker 1: other part of the course. So they took it three times,
Speaker 1: and I'm taking the third third part of it like with.
Speaker 6: Mom and dad. There's just multiple parts to it.
Speaker 1: So you better be good at it.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 2: I failed chemistry twice as well, but I just told
Speaker 2: my parents I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to talk about it.
Speaker 6: Wait, seriously, I'll school going.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about something else. Yeah, for years, you still
Speaker 1: do that, Yeah, that's not It's time Berninas's training.
Speaker 3: Do you guys want to hear about the hot pocket heist,
Speaker 3: or about expressing love in thirteen different languages this holiday season, I.
Speaker 1: Came out of love with my hot pocket.
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, the weirdest story about a hot pocket.
Speaker 3: You do have the weirdest story about a hotbog. I
Speaker 3: know it, okay, but this particular one, and it is
Speaker 3: what you think?
Speaker 1: Wait what what?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: To tell it?
Speaker 6: You to tell us?
Speaker 1: God, just be careful. It just no.
Speaker 6: There was a girl in my high school.
Speaker 5: Apparently she used to put a hot pocket up somewhere, no,
Speaker 5: so that her boyfriend could.
Speaker 1: Know she would feed her boyfriend.
Speaker 6: No, I could never hear hot pok. I just can't
Speaker 6: hear it.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: We're gonna move on. Yeah, just called me and they
Speaker 2: said move on. Well, so this is a different hot pocket.
Speaker 2: Just called and said, we want to endorse this show.
Speaker 2: How to a sponsor? This is a you should be
Speaker 2: the folks.
Speaker 1: Person, a different kind of pocket. Hest I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: keep going.
Speaker 3: So there's this guy who shows up at the Dollar
Speaker 3: General store and he's like craving hot pockets. Apparently, so
Speaker 3: he fills his pocket with hot pockets and he stole
Speaker 3: the hot pockets at gunpoint on his way out, he
Speaker 3: grabbed a couple of chicken wings.
Speaker 1: So now this guy is at work.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's at work when he gets busted because the
Speaker 3: guy that runs the dollar general knows him.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a guy who would still hot pockets at gunpoint.
Speaker 1: When the cops arrive at his job, he's eating a
Speaker 1: hot pocket. I didn't take any hot pockets what we're
Speaker 1: talking about? He said.
Speaker 3: He tried to pay for the hot pockets, but nobody
Speaker 3: was there.
Speaker 2: It's also believable, and called him a gunpoint and the
Speaker 2: dollar store manager's a narc.
Speaker 3: Well, and then they went on to find out that
Speaker 3: he was in possession of a pistol that he didn't
Speaker 3: have a license for.
Speaker 1: So, well, that's shocking. That guy still hoping it's a
Speaker 1: gun point but he didn't have a license for it.
Speaker 1: That it doesn't make any sense tomorrow. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: I just love saying hot pocketheist five times. I will continue,
Speaker 3: I will continue to tell you about love. So this
Speaker 3: is cool. You know those little heart candies that used
Speaker 3: to give out to people in school that was like,
Speaker 3: be mine, I love you.
Speaker 1: Like those little things and they're so very possessive, So bros.
Speaker 3: I always used to look for the right one that
Speaker 3: would say be mine, and I believe a lot.
Speaker 2: I believe walking around with heart candies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I learned my lesson. It's exhausted because it's not
Speaker 1: a question on that candy. That's true. It's kind of creepy.
Speaker 1: Be mine mine.
Speaker 3: I think it's cute, But so now Brox has basically
Speaker 3: changed it into a global thing and instead of saying
Speaker 3: like be mine and all that, there's gonna be little
Speaker 3: terms of endearment and love and thirteen different languages on
Speaker 3: those hearts.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. You can learn how to say like
Speaker 1: say tayoma or like whatever something pretty is. Isn't that cool?
Speaker 2: We discovered the other day that nobody even knows how
Speaker 2: to read cursive anymore. Where you expect Americans to learn
Speaker 2: French from a candy heart?
Speaker 1: Right? Yes, I love that. That's so cool.
Speaker 3: This last story is directed towards Jewbil and Brad and
Speaker 3: anybody else that shares a dream of wanting to host or.
Speaker 1: Be on Saturday Night Live. Oh now is your chance?
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: They're launching an immersive experience to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary,
Speaker 3: where you can go to Rockefeller Center in New York
Speaker 3: and you can just prance ride on in there and
Speaker 3: give you the experience of standing on stage hosting with
Speaker 3: the microphone and stuff.
Speaker 1: Now it's supposed to.
Speaker 3: Just be like a moment for people to do whatever.
Speaker 3: But I also can think about this asn't like an audition.
Speaker 3: Actually crush it and you do a good job and
Speaker 3: you engage the crowd in there. Somebody is going to
Speaker 3: see you from NBC and have.
Speaker 1: Real people on real people watching it. Yeah, Oh it's
Speaker 1: free to go.
Speaker 6: Wait, so anyone can go.
Speaker 3: Anybody can from January thirtieth through February second, but you
Speaker 3: just have to make a reservation because of course everybody
Speaker 3: wants to go. But I'm just in my mind it's
Speaker 3: not an open audition, but in my mind it kind
Speaker 3: of is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know, you have to.
Speaker 3: I mean I would laugh so hard and get everybody
Speaker 3: around me to laugh at you. Butle if you got
Speaker 3: up there and we'd be like this guy needs to
Speaker 3: be on SNL.
Speaker 1: Yes, we make you go viral.
Speaker 2: But if the audience is made up of all people
Speaker 2: who are about to get up on stage, it's kind
Speaker 2: of like being in a comedy.
Speaker 1: Open mic where they're all going at you on person purpose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that everybody's thinking the same way
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, right, could just be a little kids.
Speaker 1: But it's a childhood dream. Like childhood dreamind was to
Speaker 1: be on SNL.
Speaker 5: What if there's also like but there has to be
Speaker 5: like one or two execs somewhere in the crowd there.
Speaker 1: But if they invited you to be HONESTNL, you'd say yet,
Speaker 1: Oh for sure, Yeah, absolutely, I would definitely. So i'd
Speaker 1: like to host. You like to host? Yeah, you'd like
Speaker 1: to host. I'd like to be honest for a week, right,
Speaker 1: Like I've been in stand up a long time and
Speaker 1: I've met a lot of people that are on SNL
Speaker 1: right for SNL, and I was like, really, like, honestly,
Speaker 1: that dream would keep me up at night when I
Speaker 1: used to cry myself to sleep when I was eighteen
Speaker 1: years old and I hadn't made it on an SNL
Speaker 1: yet because Eddie Murphy was on SNL when he was
Speaker 1: like seventeen or something, and I'm like, my failure in life.
Speaker 1: And then I met people that were honest and ow
Speaker 1: and they told me how much work it is, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm good it's a lot of work.
Speaker 1: It's like seven days a week. I could barely take
Speaker 1: the trash out. I'm not trying to work that much.
Speaker 1: I just thought that you wanted something so much to
Speaker 1: keep you up at night like that, how much work?
Speaker 1: I was like, no way, I focused on the positive.
Speaker 6: New dream radio.
Speaker 1: Into radio. It's just still a mountain of work. It's true,
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we might do more work than them, maybe put
Speaker 2: on an hour a week. I've never said I made
Speaker 2: the best to say, like an hour two hours of
Speaker 2: content a week, and we do twenty.
Speaker 1: That's well, I mean, and that all kinds of celebrity
Speaker 1: guests say everything. Yeah Aarona Grande is not opening up
Speaker 1: our show singing about it. No, yeah yet. Yeah, that's true,
Speaker 1: and that is what's trending.
Speaker 12: Jules dirty little secret.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Well it's kind of a mixed kind of Okay.
Speaker 11: So my biological father, he has admitted he thinks and
Speaker 11: believes he has over three hundred kids.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 4: I had asked him where.
Speaker 11: My name came from, and he said that he named
Speaker 11: me after a one night stand.
Speaker 1: What in that moment, Like, what did you do?
Speaker 12: I was actually twelve when I found out, and I
Speaker 12: freaked out.
Speaker 5: Huh, they say, honest, he's the best policy. Your dad
Speaker 5: took that to heart when you were twelve years old.
Speaker 5: I guess the audacity father.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so I'm actually named after one of the one
Speaker 12: night's faans he had.
Speaker 13: He doesn't remember her last name or anything about it,
Speaker 13: but apparently rememberable with the name or daughter after one
Speaker 13: night stance.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, how does that make you feel.
Speaker 12: Kind of weird?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like that would make me feel weird.
Speaker 1: Have you met any of your other three hundred siblings
Speaker 1: or two hundred and ninety nine siblings I've met.
Speaker 12: For the rest of them, I have not met.
Speaker 6: Oh wow.
Speaker 13: He said that every time a family or whatever fails,
Speaker 13: he just goes and making another one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god, why they're failing? Yeah here?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wow. Well, thank you for telling us your
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. I was going to ask what your
Speaker 1: name is, but this will be anonymous. So yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: I have a good one. You appreciate you. Bye. Hello, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well it's kind of the NIX kind of okay,
Speaker 13: So my biological father, he has admitted he thinks and
Speaker 13: believes he has over three hundred kids.
Speaker 10: What.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 11: I had asked him where my middle name came from,
Speaker 11: and he said that he named me after a one
Speaker 11: night stand.
Speaker 1: What did you say in that moment?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 12: I was actually twelve when I found out, and I
Speaker 12: freaked out.
Speaker 5: Huh, they say, honest, he's the best policy. Your dad
Speaker 5: took that to heart when you were twelve years old.
Speaker 5: I guess the audacity father.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so I'm actually named after one of the one
Speaker 13: night's stands he had. He doesn't remember her last name
Speaker 13: or anything about it, but apparently I was rememberable with
Speaker 13: the name or daughter after one night stance.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. How does that make you feel?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 12: Kind of weird?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like that would make me feel weird.
Speaker 1: Have you met any of your other three hundred sibil
Speaker 1: or two hundred ninety nine siblings?
Speaker 12: I've met.
Speaker 13: For the rest of them, I have not met.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 11: He said that every time a family or whatever fails,
Speaker 11: he just goes to making another one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, I know why they're failing.
Speaker 1: Yeah here, oh wow, Well, thank you for telling us
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. I was gonna ask what your
Speaker 1: name is, but this will be anonymous. So yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: I have a good one. Appreciate you. Bye. What's your
Speaker 1: dirty little secret.