WEBVTT - My Father-In-Law, Part 2 - Greg Hallam 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.280 You know another funny thing that you said one time 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:04.880 that made me laugh. You go, who's at work today? 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:06.960 And I was talking to this lady and she found 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:09.520 out that you were my son in law because I 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:10.040 told her. 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:26.160 Toosha tosh sh I've missed you. Guys. It's Toss Show time. 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:28.160 Give me a T T. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:31.920 No, no, no, I want to do do that version where 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:34.080 you like say you got that T. 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:36.360 You got that T, Give me a T. 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:38.440 You've got that T. You've got that T. 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:40.600 Give me an Oh, you've got that. 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:41.400 Oh you've got that. 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:42.640 Oh, give me an ass. 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:43.839 You've got that as you've got that. 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:45.960 I don't want to keep going. You know what I 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:48.160 was gonna spell Toss Show. I guess it was gonna 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:48.840 take a long time. 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:51.880 Five more letters. No, it's so long. 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.640 I can't do it. I lost interest. But I liked 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:56.760 it when people say you got that T, you got 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:58.360 that T? Do you remember that version? 0:00:58.560 --> 0:00:59.280 Remember that version? 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:01.160 So you don't ever threw me when you were like, 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:03.760 let's no, we just had Davis gave him a tea 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:04.600 of boring tea. 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:04.760 Here it is. 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:07.080 That's what happens when you go to school in Nebraska. 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:09.800 Many places you don't have any soul. 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:10.680 No soul. 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:13.320 I remember all the cheers. That's because I was always 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:18.280 on the sideline, never in the game. I like it, Edie, 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:19.000 you like sushi. 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:19.720 I love soup. 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:20.840 You love sushi. 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:21.520 I like it. 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:22.399 What's your go to? 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:24.680 I mean that there's like that. I don't know the 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:27.760 name of it, but it's like the fried kind of rice. 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:30.960 With the spicy tune on top, with a spicy tune 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:31.240 on top. 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:33.000 Yeah yeah, yeah, that spicy tune on top of the 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:36.520 fried right, So it's it's like looks like it's been 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:38.080 chewed up for some reason. 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:39.959 It does look like it's like a baby's gonna about 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:40.280 to eat it. 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:41.360 But yeah, I like that. 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.399 Do you do you go at a mummy? Oh yeah, spicy, 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:45.400 irregular spicy. 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:46.840 See, we have to go regular because I got the 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:48.560 little ones, now, that's true, and they eat it. 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:50.440 But me so every time? 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:52.280 Me so, not every time, but I do enjoy it. 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:53.360 I do me so every time. 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:54.640 Do you like the seaweed salad? 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:57.639 I do the cucumber salad. I add I add crab 0:01:58.000 --> 0:01:58.880 and shrimp to it. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.640 Oh I didn't. Sometimes I do a trilogy. 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:06.120 Some I used to do a crab, shrimp, octopus and 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:07.919 but to it. But now I don't do octopus anymore 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:10.400 because they can use a hammer or something. I don't 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:12.480 know what the rule is why we stopped eating octopus 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:14.839 in the house, but we respect them and we don't 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:15.239 eat them. 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:16.400 One of them was a teacher. 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:21.840 Yes, but here's here's my complaint. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:26.520 Almost with every sushi place that I get sushi from, 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:32.799 I need, no matter what, fifty percent less rice. 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:34.240 There's too much rice. 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:37.440 I don't get why they would want to put so 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:40.480 much rice on it, because all that does is fill 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:45.120 people up. It doesn't cost anything. Rice is free. Nobody 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:49.760 buys rice. So I fifty percent less rice. Then I 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:52.480 can eat way more sushi, which costs way more. It's 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:52.919 a fish. 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:54.360 Now you're spending more money. 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:57.600 Exactly, these businesses, they don't get it. I was at 0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:59.680 a place recently and I was just like, what in 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:02.720 the world, I can barely I'm chore, I'm having to 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:05.480 open my mouth like all my wife's having to bite it. 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:09.040 Nothing makes me madter then watching my wife eat a 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:13.200 roll in three bites, I'm like, Okay, now you're not 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:16.960 getting all the flavors in in on each bite, so 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:20.560 it's not tasting the way it's supposed to. It's falling apart. 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:23.360 You look ridiculous for me. 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:29.720 The spider roles when you get the end part the tails. 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:32.079 I don't care about spider rolls. That's not good. I 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:37.480 don't want that ship. Uh my uh wife knows the word, 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:39.360 and I forgot what it is. But we always get 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:42.720 it for our kids. But it's a version of like 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:45.280 if you get a California roll, you can say blank 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:50.400 style and it's it's they make it so much smaller. 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:54.160 It's such a tight, tiny roll, and it's just amazing 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.840 for kids because then they just they just they can 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:59.040 pop them in their mouths, the whole thing. 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:00.480 But I forgot that. 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:03.360 The oh you're talking about Sumomono style. I don't I 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:05.400 don't want. I don't want to say it. That's the 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:11.840 cucumber salad. What doesn't matter anyway, I've been rambling too long. 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.920 We got to get it back into this part two 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:18.200 of Daddy Dearest. 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:20.960 Enjoy previously on Toss Show. 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:23.799 It's his birthday today, guys, talk about your sex life. 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:26.279 Next question, what was your banking nickname? 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.880 The Lone Ranger? Oh man, isn't that cool? 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:33.960 Talk about your your legs and your thighs. Who did 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:35.080 your wife have sex with? 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:36.520 That is a mystery. 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:39.320 Do you think you love your wife more than she loves. 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:42.320 Oh, that's a fact that's not disputed. So you could 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:44.200 be my dad, I could, but I'm not. 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:45.200 No, Well that. 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:55.080 Would be weird, Pasha. You have a son in law, 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:58.800 me and a daughter in law. Okay, out of those 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:03.080 people that aren't real fair? Which one of us is 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:04.120 more family? 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:08.920 Oh, you can't say that. No, you're both married, Beautiful 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:12.320 Stephanie married to my oldest and then you're married to 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.800 my second older But if you if you had a 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:17.279 gun and I had to shoot one of the two. 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:20.200 Of you, would you line both of our heads up 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:23.159 seas the bullet traveled through both of us. You lived 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:25.320 in Florida your entire life. Do you consider yourself a 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:26.000 Florida man? 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:29.360 Yes? I do. That's not Florida man. That's not a compliment. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.880 Right when you say Florida man, it's like, Oh, that's 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:33.920 always those weird things that we find out about in 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:37.000 the news. Talk about the race riots you witnessed when 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:37.800 you were in high school. 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:41.240 That's the true story. So senior in high school and 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:44.720 beautiful Fort Pierce, Florida we merged our all white high school, 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.440 which was called Dan McCarty, with our all black high school, 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:50.479 which was called Lincoln Park Academy. Once football season was over, 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.320 we had riots on a. 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.720 You're telling me that your football team when you were 0:05:56.760 --> 0:06:00.359 all white was poor, and then when you merge with 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:04.680 the black school, your football team went to the state finals. 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:07.400 That's the true story. We weren't poor, but they certainly 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:10.800 enhanced the team. All the stars just about uh yeah. 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:13.280 All the stars. Yeah, but you guys still took care 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:14.159 of the role players. 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:15.120 I had to ye. 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:19.200 Did you play football. 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:22.240 Through tenth grade? I stopped in the eleventh grade. 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.840 Yes. And did you have a formal ceremony for that retirement? 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:25.360 No? 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:26.960 No, No one wept. 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:30.000 Talk about that one flag football intermule or game you 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:31.120 played in college? 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:34.200 Oh wait, you talking about the one I never got tackled? Boy, 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:36.040 you know everything. That's a true story. 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:37.839 I know you've told me sixteen times. 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:38.760 This is a true story. 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:40.520 To many touchdowns? Did you score that day? 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:40.840 Six? 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:43.159 Six touchdowns? Guys? Man? 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:47.400 Okay, wait wow? It was it was the pledges versus 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:48.800 the brothers, And it was. 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:52.000 The pledges versus the brothers in a fraternity in a 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.880 fraternity and that, and they told us the pledges that 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:57.080 never won and we slaughtered, and you were the pledge. 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:59.719 I was a pledge and you scored six touchdowns. 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.440 I never got tackled that day. That's a true story. 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:04.640 And that was it flag football or tackle? That was tackle? 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:05.760 Do you have pads on? 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:06.080 No? 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:08.200 How many yards do you think you ran for? 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.800 I don't know. That's a great question. I never totaled 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:12.160 that up. 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:13.920 You think it was over two hundred. 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:20.120 We probably played a fifty yard field, so they were good. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.600 Were you fast? I used to be. Were you quick 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:23.440 or just fast? 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.560 Probably more quick than fast, but I had decent speed. 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:29.400 Oh man, that's a that's a mus felt. Was that 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:30.360 the best day of your life? 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:33.640 No, certainly not, but it was a great game athletically 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:35.360 or day athletically. Yes. 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.880 You've said many times to me under your breath that 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:42.440 things need to go Tammy's way, not the right way? 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:49.080 Have I said that many times? I try to keep 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:50.400 Tammy happy? Uh huh. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:53.760 Your wife's from Arkansas? That's true. Why is that funny? 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:57.040 Makes me laugh? I'm sorry. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:07:59.560 You're not a fan of the Razorbacks. 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:03.000 Like the Razorbacks after the Gators are probably my favorite. 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:05.320 Really, yeah, I thought you were a Vols fan. 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:07.920 That was a long time ago, growing up a Valls fan. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:11.120 How much right now would I have to pay you 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:15.200 to get an FSU seminal tattooed on your chest? And 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:16.840 I want you to think about this, because I'm going 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:19.080 to do it if the number is obtainable. 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:23.560 Oh no, it's not obtainable, thank you. It would be, 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:24.800 It would never happen. 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:27.640 There's a lot of good artists in this town, tattoo artists. 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:29.400 You sure you don't want it? What if you said 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:31.480 a magical number like I'm willing to go close to 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:32.200 four figures? 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:35.800 No, not even a fingernail painted. 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:38.080 For four figures. You hate the seminoles, don't you. 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:38.960 I dislike this. 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:41.840 Talk about how much you hate Tallahassee and everyone that 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:42.280 goes down. 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:45.360 You know, Tallahassee is a nice, pretty town, but it's 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:46.319 got FSU. 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:47.439 There and you hate FSU. 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:50.840 There are are tribals, sure, and George. 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:53.120 I don't think people realize what a Gator fan this 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:56.440 guy is. So for a long the longest time, you 0:08:56.559 --> 0:09:02.360 used to write a family weekly email. Maybe it was monthly, 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.360 it doesn't matter, and it was just an update of 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:08.920 everything that was going on in Florida sports and. 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:10.439 It wasn't it wasn't just football. 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:12.200 It would be like if it was in the middle 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:15.840 of summer, would be like they're recruiting gymnastics class, that 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:19.520 the coach of the female swimming team, everything about it. 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:22.360 It was so crazy to me, and you would send 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:26.800 it to your kids. But most of your kids don't 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:28.640 care about sports at all. 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:30.400 Two like sports. Two don't. 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:36.480 One pretends to. That's my wife doesn't care at all. Chase, 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:37.679 your youngest son. 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:40.240 Does not care care. Okay, well he didn't go to Florida. 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:41.199 I forgive you, Chase. 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:43.000 He's the only one of your kids that didn't go 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.800 to Florida. We're kind of spit in the face to 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.920 that field that was brutal, below brutal. Will you ever 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:51.920 forgive him? Yeah, of course I forgave him. But you 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.400 heard the line, right, give me this line? 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:57.359 Oh the line was and Chase appreciates this. My tombstone 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:00.160 was going to read four for four, indicating all four 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.000 kids went to UF, but now it's going to have 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:02.920 to say three out of four. 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:03.480 Ain't bad. 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:07.600 I have news for you. We are not putting that 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:12.600 on your tombstone. Okay, shoot, you're not gonna have to say. 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:14.600 Once you're gone, we're gonna write other things. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:15.679 Wait, I have newslash for you. 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:16.160 What is that? 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:18.920 Florida finish fourth and the All Sports Trophy this year? Okay, 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:19.640 there's your update. 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:20.200 There you go. 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:24.040 That's very good. Do you remember did you stop writing 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:26.240 these emails? Or have you do still do them occasionally? 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:26.880 Occasionally? 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:29.040 You don't send them to me. I'm the only one 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:29.880 that would you like to see? 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:32.280 Of course, I mean I get him anyway, because Carly 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:35.079 just throws the phone because here, look at this before 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.240 I dump it to my trash. 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:37.840 Thanks Carr. 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:40.800 How is Gator football looking this year? 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:42.200 We're going to do good this year? 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:46.120 No you're not. Yes we are. You won't finish five hundred? 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:46.880 Yes we will? 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:47.560 How much? 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:48.520 One hundred? 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.920 Okay, you're on seven and five. 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:53.400 Here's the thing I know about you. You don't pay 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:55.679 up on your bets. Do I owe you money? Curtly, 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:58.760 who's the best gambler you've ever been with? 0:10:59.160 --> 0:10:59.959 You are? Hands out? 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:03.199 I'm incredible. I have never seen you not make money 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:05.080 at a gambling place. 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:08.520 At a salution because you talking like you're a hundred 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.640 I'm getting there. We like we like going to casinos together. 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:13.400 I do like going to casinos with you. 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:14.080 Yeah, it's fun. 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:16.080 I've never seen you lose. I'm dead serious. 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.000 No, you've seen me lose. But I I get I 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:22.040 get lucky. Here's the I think. Here's my trick. I 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:25.480 don't need to gamble a long time. And if I win, 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:28.200 right when I win, I can. Oh, I've only been 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:30.200 at them for three minutes. I'm stopping now. 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:32.640 But but then you go to another table and you win. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:33.880 There that's the creepy part. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:36.200 Who's your favorite Gator of all time? 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:41.319 Favorite Gator of all time? That's a tough one. Well, 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:43.600 everybody's gonna say T Bow, So I'm trying to come 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:46.720 up with somebody besides t bau Ha Spurger was a 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:51.920 great Gator player and coach favorite Gator Collie. 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:53.080 I stopped giving a ship. 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:55.280 Yeah me too. Yeah, that's all right. 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:59.320 Next, because the woman's basketball program getting better, there's nothing 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:01.360 I could ask him Gators that he wouldn't have, like 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:04.959 a real four. What about the gymnasts. Where's their gymnastics squad. 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:06.200 At Little I think we came in third or fourth 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:08.400 this year in the country, and by the way had 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:11.679 two or three girls on the tryout for the Olympics, 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:13.160 although I don't think it ever made it. 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:15.880 I watched that one girl's time trial, that the long 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:18.520 distance runner, she finished second in qualified. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:20.840 That's not gymnastics, No, I know, I was just thinking 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:21.040 of So. 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:23.200 I was just thinking of somebody from the Gators that 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:24.160 make it to Paris. 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:26.200 We may have twenty five kids there. I mean there's 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:27.640 going to be a bunch. I don't have many we'll 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:28.080 end up with. 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:30.040 Do you know how to play f Mary kill? I 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:30.400 do not. 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.160 Okay, fuck Mary kill. You have to pick one to fuck, 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:35.760 one to marry, one to kill. Are you ready? 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:37.040 It's a game. 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.640 It's a game, people, put ready? All right, fuck Mary kill? 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:44.920 Aaron Hernandez, Riley Cooper, Tim Tebow. All right, I'll do 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:48.400 the dumb gator chomp thing while you answer. Wait second, 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:49.400 fuck Mary kill? 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:49.960 All right? 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:53.400 You'd have to marry Tebow because he's the best. Who 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:54.360 the other two? Riley Cooper? 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:57.240 And who in your murder friend Aaron Hernandez? 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.839 Oh yeah, I have to murder Aaron. And for Taylor, 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.120 they'd have to be Riley for the sex. 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:04.320 Yes? Why is that? 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.360 For Taylor? Had the hots for him. 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:07.400 He's a racist. 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:11.040 Well till that happens, she had the hots. Yeah, that's true, man. 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:14.960 That goes against brand. If you ask me, you adore 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:17.880 Steve Spurrier who was eleven and ten in Bowl games 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:19.679 when he left Florida for the NFL? 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.680 Did you burn any visors when I did not? 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:26.720 I was upset when he left. Fabulous coach, by the way. 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:28.480 Now true or false? 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:31.640 Here, I paid to have a cameo made of Steve 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:34.760 Spurrier giving you a motivational speech on a big, big 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:36.359 meeting you had at the Bank. 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:37.719 And he knocked it out of the park. And it's 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:38.520 on my phone. 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:41.160 How there, Greg, This is Steve Spurry or your former 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.880 head ball coach up here at your school, our school 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:47.200 at the University of Florida. Tosh tells me that you've 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:50.160 got a big presentation coming up April the twenty eighth. 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:52.560 What I used to tell our players all the time 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:53.240 is make. 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:56.760 Sure that we individually are totally prepared to do the 0:13:56.840 --> 0:14:00.000 very best we can do, and do it the entire game, 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:03.320 and after that good things will happen. So good luck 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:05.000 on Wednesday and go Gators. 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:07.200 And it was a big hit at the Bank by 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:07.640 the way too. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:09.320 You're inclated at the bank. Yeah. 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.280 Even though they're all a bunch of Georgia bulldogs, they 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:12.280 still all thought it was cool. 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:16.840 Oh man, that's great old Steve Spurrier doing cameos in 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:19.280 his bathroom to make an extra one hundred and fifty bucks. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:20.920 He was phenomenal coach. 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:24.000 You grew up in Florida and a lot of storms 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:25.720 out there. Did you ever get struck by lightning? 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:29.960 Yes? I did direct hit through a truck. Yeah, yep, 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:30.840 through it. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:34.600 I thought if truck had rubber tires, you were safe inside. 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:37.320 So no where I was outside. Oh, you were outside 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:38.000 the truck. 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:39.960 Standing in a ditch with my hand on the truck. 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:41.200 Why are you in a ditch? 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:43.960 We were surveying and just happened to be on the 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:44.680 side of the road. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:45.880 What were you surveying? 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:49.080 I was with a survey crew with the State Road Department. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:50.000 Okay, And the storm was a bruin. 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:54.200 The lightning hit miles away and it knocked me ten 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:56.680 feet off that truck. Was incredible. Is that because you're 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:58.080 so small that was part of it? 0:14:58.200 --> 0:14:58.520 Yes? 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:01.600 Did the other men look at you and they laughed? 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:03.800 They laughed their asses, but they didn't. 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:06.680 They didn't feel it because because they weren't. 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:08.920 Probably the truck, that's my guess. 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.840 But the true it couldn't have struck the ground and 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:13.880 traveled through the rubber tires into the truck. 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:16.720 It lived it. Yes, it happened, you're. 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.120 Saying, but it could have struck the actual truck. Oh No, 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.280 it was way away. Huh. 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:22.640 I don't know how it happened either, But. 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:25.840 Yeah, so you've gotten My brother in law got bounced 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:28.320 by a lightning bolt that that struck in your by 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:31.000 and he was holding a handrail and it it dropped 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:32.040 him outside of the jail. 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:35.080 It does knock you right down. Oh, it's incredible power. 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:37.840 There's video of his but he won't release it because 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:39.720 it's at the police. 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:41.240 Department some long. 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:44.120 So you were struck by light and ever since then 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.880 you could you could see things that other people couldn't. 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:48.760 That's right, I could see into the future. 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:49.400 Correct. 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:54.320 Did you like that movie Powder? Powder? What movie is powder? 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:56.800 You don't remember what powder? About it? Getting struck by lightning? 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:57.960 I don't. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:00.360 Oh, that was like an albino. He had no Harry 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:02.240 started by lightning. He could do something. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.520 No, I didn't say that. Sometimes I get powder and 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:06.200 what's eating? Gilbert Grape? Confused? 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:10.600 I did see that? 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:14.480 You saw you've seen it? Okay, what's the best movie 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:15.880 you've seen with my son recently? 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:19.840 Well, all, we just started choop Up, but we watched 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:24.040 the other day. God my memory, what was the one 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:25.480 that we watched that was Wishing? 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:30.880