Speaker 1: You know another funny thing that you said one time
Speaker 1: that made me laugh. You go, who's at work today?
Speaker 1: And I was talking to this lady and she found
Speaker 1: out that you were my son in law because I
Speaker 1: told her.
Speaker 2: Toosha tosh sh I've missed you. Guys. It's Toss Show time.
Speaker 2: Give me a T T.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I want to do do that version where
Speaker 1: you like say you got that T.
Speaker 2: You got that T, Give me a T.
Speaker 3: You've got that T. You've got that T.
Speaker 2: Give me an Oh, you've got that.
Speaker 3: Oh you've got that.
Speaker 2: Oh, give me an ass.
Speaker 3: You've got that as you've got that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to keep going. You know what I
Speaker 1: was gonna spell Toss Show. I guess it was gonna
Speaker 1: take a long time.
Speaker 2: Five more letters. No, it's so long.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I lost interest. But I liked
Speaker 1: it when people say you got that T, you got
Speaker 1: that T? Do you remember that version?
Speaker 3: Remember that version?
Speaker 4: So you don't ever threw me when you were like,
Speaker 4: let's no, we just had Davis gave him a tea
Speaker 4: of boring tea.
Speaker 2: Here it is.
Speaker 1: That's what happens when you go to school in Nebraska.
Speaker 1: Many places you don't have any soul.
Speaker 3: No soul.
Speaker 1: I remember all the cheers. That's because I was always
Speaker 1: on the sideline, never in the game. I like it, Edie,
Speaker 1: you like sushi.
Speaker 3: I love soup.
Speaker 2: You love sushi.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: What's your go to?
Speaker 3: I mean that there's like that. I don't know the
Speaker 3: name of it, but it's like the fried kind of rice.
Speaker 2: With the spicy tune on top, with a spicy tune
Speaker 2: on top.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that spicy tune on top of the
Speaker 1: fried right, So it's it's like looks like it's been
Speaker 1: chewed up for some reason.
Speaker 3: It does look like it's like a baby's gonna about
Speaker 3: to eat it.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: Do you do you go at a mummy? Oh yeah, spicy,
Speaker 2: irregular spicy.
Speaker 1: See, we have to go regular because I got the
Speaker 1: little ones, now, that's true, and they eat it.
Speaker 2: But me so every time?
Speaker 3: Me so, not every time, but I do enjoy it.
Speaker 2: I do me so every time.
Speaker 3: Do you like the seaweed salad?
Speaker 1: I do the cucumber salad. I add I add crab
Speaker 1: and shrimp to it.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't. Sometimes I do a trilogy.
Speaker 1: Some I used to do a crab, shrimp, octopus and
Speaker 1: but to it. But now I don't do octopus anymore
Speaker 1: because they can use a hammer or something. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the rule is why we stopped eating octopus
Speaker 1: in the house, but we respect them and we don't
Speaker 1: eat them.
Speaker 3: One of them was a teacher.
Speaker 2: Yes, but here's here's my complaint.
Speaker 1: Almost with every sushi place that I get sushi from,
Speaker 1: I need, no matter what, fifty percent less rice.
Speaker 2: There's too much rice.
Speaker 1: I don't get why they would want to put so
Speaker 1: much rice on it, because all that does is fill
Speaker 1: people up. It doesn't cost anything. Rice is free. Nobody
Speaker 1: buys rice. So I fifty percent less rice. Then I
Speaker 1: can eat way more sushi, which costs way more. It's
Speaker 1: a fish.
Speaker 3: Now you're spending more money.
Speaker 1: Exactly, these businesses, they don't get it. I was at
Speaker 1: a place recently and I was just like, what in
Speaker 1: the world, I can barely I'm chore, I'm having to
Speaker 1: open my mouth like all my wife's having to bite it.
Speaker 1: Nothing makes me madter then watching my wife eat a
Speaker 1: roll in three bites, I'm like, Okay, now you're not
Speaker 1: getting all the flavors in in on each bite, so
Speaker 1: it's not tasting the way it's supposed to. It's falling apart.
Speaker 1: You look ridiculous for me.
Speaker 4: The spider roles when you get the end part the tails.
Speaker 1: I don't care about spider rolls. That's not good. I
Speaker 1: don't want that ship. Uh my uh wife knows the word,
Speaker 1: and I forgot what it is. But we always get
Speaker 1: it for our kids. But it's a version of like
Speaker 1: if you get a California roll, you can say blank
Speaker 1: style and it's it's they make it so much smaller.
Speaker 1: It's such a tight, tiny roll, and it's just amazing
Speaker 1: for kids because then they just they just they can
Speaker 1: pop them in their mouths, the whole thing.
Speaker 2: But I forgot that.
Speaker 1: The oh you're talking about Sumomono style. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't want. I don't want to say it. That's the
Speaker 1: cucumber salad. What doesn't matter anyway, I've been rambling too long.
Speaker 1: We got to get it back into this part two
Speaker 1: of Daddy Dearest.
Speaker 2: Enjoy previously on Toss Show.
Speaker 1: It's his birthday today, guys, talk about your sex life.
Speaker 1: Next question, what was your banking nickname?
Speaker 2: The Lone Ranger? Oh man, isn't that cool?
Speaker 1: Talk about your your legs and your thighs. Who did
Speaker 1: your wife have sex with?
Speaker 5: That is a mystery.
Speaker 2: Do you think you love your wife more than she loves.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's a fact that's not disputed. So you could
Speaker 5: be my dad, I could, but I'm not.
Speaker 2: No, Well that.
Speaker 1: Would be weird, Pasha. You have a son in law,
Speaker 1: me and a daughter in law. Okay, out of those
Speaker 1: people that aren't real fair? Which one of us is
Speaker 1: more family?
Speaker 5: Oh, you can't say that. No, you're both married, Beautiful
Speaker 5: Stephanie married to my oldest and then you're married to
Speaker 5: my second older But if you if you had a
Speaker 5: gun and I had to shoot one of the two.
Speaker 1: Of you, would you line both of our heads up
Speaker 1: seas the bullet traveled through both of us. You lived
Speaker 1: in Florida your entire life. Do you consider yourself a
Speaker 1: Florida man?
Speaker 2: Yes? I do. That's not Florida man. That's not a compliment.
Speaker 1: Right when you say Florida man, it's like, Oh, that's
Speaker 1: always those weird things that we find out about in
Speaker 1: the news. Talk about the race riots you witnessed when
Speaker 1: you were in high school.
Speaker 5: That's the true story. So senior in high school and
Speaker 5: beautiful Fort Pierce, Florida we merged our all white high school,
Speaker 5: which was called Dan McCarty, with our all black high school,
Speaker 5: which was called Lincoln Park Academy. Once football season was over,
Speaker 5: we had riots on a.
Speaker 1: You're telling me that your football team when you were
Speaker 1: all white was poor, and then when you merge with
Speaker 1: the black school, your football team went to the state finals.
Speaker 5: That's the true story. We weren't poor, but they certainly
Speaker 5: enhanced the team. All the stars just about uh yeah.
Speaker 2: All the stars. Yeah, but you guys still took care
Speaker 2: of the role players.
Speaker 5: I had to ye.
Speaker 2: Did you play football.
Speaker 5: Through tenth grade? I stopped in the eleventh grade.
Speaker 2: Yes. And did you have a formal ceremony for that retirement?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, No one wept.
Speaker 1: Talk about that one flag football intermule or game you
Speaker 1: played in college?
Speaker 5: Oh wait, you talking about the one I never got tackled? Boy,
Speaker 5: you know everything. That's a true story.
Speaker 2: I know you've told me sixteen times.
Speaker 5: This is a true story.
Speaker 2: To many touchdowns? Did you score that day?
Speaker 5: Six?
Speaker 2: Six touchdowns? Guys? Man?
Speaker 5: Okay, wait wow? It was it was the pledges versus
Speaker 5: the brothers, And it was.
Speaker 1: The pledges versus the brothers in a fraternity in a
Speaker 1: fraternity and that, and they told us the pledges that
Speaker 1: never won and we slaughtered, and you were the pledge.
Speaker 1: I was a pledge and you scored six touchdowns.
Speaker 5: I never got tackled that day. That's a true story.
Speaker 2: And that was it flag football or tackle? That was tackle?
Speaker 2: Do you have pads on?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: How many yards do you think you ran for?
Speaker 5: I don't know. That's a great question. I never totaled
Speaker 5: that up.
Speaker 2: You think it was over two hundred.
Speaker 5: We probably played a fifty yard field, so they were good.
Speaker 2: Were you fast? I used to be. Were you quick
Speaker 2: or just fast?
Speaker 5: Probably more quick than fast, but I had decent speed.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's a that's a mus felt. Was that
Speaker 1: the best day of your life?
Speaker 5: No, certainly not, but it was a great game athletically
Speaker 5: or day athletically. Yes.
Speaker 1: You've said many times to me under your breath that
Speaker 1: things need to go Tammy's way, not the right way?
Speaker 5: Have I said that many times? I try to keep
Speaker 5: Tammy happy? Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Your wife's from Arkansas? That's true. Why is that funny?
Speaker 5: Makes me laugh? I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: You're not a fan of the Razorbacks.
Speaker 5: Like the Razorbacks after the Gators are probably my favorite.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I thought you were a Vols fan.
Speaker 5: That was a long time ago, growing up a Valls fan.
Speaker 1: How much right now would I have to pay you
Speaker 1: to get an FSU seminal tattooed on your chest? And
Speaker 1: I want you to think about this, because I'm going
Speaker 1: to do it if the number is obtainable.
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's not obtainable, thank you. It would be,
Speaker 5: It would never happen.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of good artists in this town, tattoo artists.
Speaker 1: You sure you don't want it? What if you said
Speaker 1: a magical number like I'm willing to go close to
Speaker 1: four figures?
Speaker 5: No, not even a fingernail painted.
Speaker 2: For four figures. You hate the seminoles, don't you.
Speaker 5: I dislike this.
Speaker 1: Talk about how much you hate Tallahassee and everyone that
Speaker 1: goes down.
Speaker 5: You know, Tallahassee is a nice, pretty town, but it's
Speaker 5: got FSU.
Speaker 2: There and you hate FSU.
Speaker 5: There are are tribals, sure, and George.
Speaker 1: I don't think people realize what a Gator fan this
Speaker 1: guy is. So for a long the longest time, you
Speaker 1: used to write a family weekly email. Maybe it was monthly,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, and it was just an update of
Speaker 1: everything that was going on in Florida sports and.
Speaker 2: It wasn't it wasn't just football.
Speaker 1: It would be like if it was in the middle
Speaker 1: of summer, would be like they're recruiting gymnastics class, that
Speaker 1: the coach of the female swimming team, everything about it.
Speaker 1: It was so crazy to me, and you would send
Speaker 1: it to your kids. But most of your kids don't
Speaker 1: care about sports at all.
Speaker 2: Two like sports. Two don't.
Speaker 1: One pretends to. That's my wife doesn't care at all. Chase,
Speaker 1: your youngest son.
Speaker 5: Does not care care. Okay, well he didn't go to Florida.
Speaker 5: I forgive you, Chase.
Speaker 1: He's the only one of your kids that didn't go
Speaker 1: to Florida. We're kind of spit in the face to
Speaker 1: that field that was brutal, below brutal. Will you ever
Speaker 1: forgive him? Yeah, of course I forgave him. But you
Speaker 1: heard the line, right, give me this line?
Speaker 5: Oh the line was and Chase appreciates this. My tombstone
Speaker 5: was going to read four for four, indicating all four
Speaker 5: kids went to UF, but now it's going to have
Speaker 5: to say three out of four.
Speaker 2: Ain't bad.
Speaker 1: I have news for you. We are not putting that
Speaker 1: on your tombstone. Okay, shoot, you're not gonna have to say.
Speaker 1: Once you're gone, we're gonna write other things.
Speaker 5: Wait, I have newslash for you.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 5: Florida finish fourth and the All Sports Trophy this year? Okay,
Speaker 5: there's your update.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: That's very good. Do you remember did you stop writing
Speaker 1: these emails? Or have you do still do them occasionally?
Speaker 5: Occasionally?
Speaker 2: You don't send them to me. I'm the only one
Speaker 2: that would you like to see?
Speaker 1: Of course, I mean I get him anyway, because Carly
Speaker 1: just throws the phone because here, look at this before
Speaker 1: I dump it to my trash.
Speaker 5: Thanks Carr.
Speaker 2: How is Gator football looking this year?
Speaker 5: We're going to do good this year?
Speaker 2: No you're not. Yes we are. You won't finish five hundred?
Speaker 2: Yes we will?
Speaker 5: How much?
Speaker 2: One hundred?
Speaker 5: Okay, you're on seven and five.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing I know about you. You don't pay
Speaker 1: up on your bets. Do I owe you money? Curtly,
Speaker 1: who's the best gambler you've ever been with?
Speaker 2: You are? Hands out?
Speaker 5: I'm incredible. I have never seen you not make money
Speaker 5: at a gambling place.
Speaker 2: At a salution because you talking like you're a hundred
Speaker 2: I'm getting there. We like we like going to casinos together.
Speaker 5: I do like going to casinos with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 5: I've never seen you lose. I'm dead serious.
Speaker 1: No, you've seen me lose. But I I get I
Speaker 1: get lucky. Here's the I think. Here's my trick. I
Speaker 1: don't need to gamble a long time. And if I win,
Speaker 1: right when I win, I can. Oh, I've only been
Speaker 1: at them for three minutes. I'm stopping now.
Speaker 5: But but then you go to another table and you win.
Speaker 5: There that's the creepy part.
Speaker 2: Who's your favorite Gator of all time?
Speaker 5: Favorite Gator of all time? That's a tough one. Well,
Speaker 5: everybody's gonna say T Bow, So I'm trying to come
Speaker 5: up with somebody besides t bau Ha Spurger was a
Speaker 5: great Gator player and coach favorite Gator Collie.
Speaker 2: I stopped giving a ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah me too. Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 1: Next, because the woman's basketball program getting better, there's nothing
Speaker 1: I could ask him Gators that he wouldn't have, like
Speaker 1: a real four. What about the gymnasts. Where's their gymnastics squad.
Speaker 5: At Little I think we came in third or fourth
Speaker 5: this year in the country, and by the way had
Speaker 5: two or three girls on the tryout for the Olympics,
Speaker 5: although I don't think it ever made it.
Speaker 1: I watched that one girl's time trial, that the long
Speaker 1: distance runner, she finished second in qualified.
Speaker 5: That's not gymnastics, No, I know, I was just thinking
Speaker 5: of So.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking of somebody from the Gators that
Speaker 1: make it to Paris.
Speaker 5: We may have twenty five kids there. I mean there's
Speaker 5: going to be a bunch. I don't have many we'll
Speaker 5: end up with.
Speaker 2: Do you know how to play f Mary kill? I
Speaker 2: do not.
Speaker 1: Okay, fuck Mary kill. You have to pick one to fuck,
Speaker 1: one to marry, one to kill. Are you ready?
Speaker 2: It's a game.
Speaker 1: It's a game, people, put ready? All right, fuck Mary kill?
Speaker 1: Aaron Hernandez, Riley Cooper, Tim Tebow. All right, I'll do
Speaker 1: the dumb gator chomp thing while you answer. Wait second,
Speaker 1: fuck Mary kill?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: You'd have to marry Tebow because he's the best. Who
Speaker 5: the other two? Riley Cooper?
Speaker 2: And who in your murder friend Aaron Hernandez?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I have to murder Aaron. And for Taylor,
Speaker 5: they'd have to be Riley for the sex.
Speaker 2: Yes? Why is that?
Speaker 5: For Taylor? Had the hots for him.
Speaker 2: He's a racist.
Speaker 1: Well till that happens, she had the hots. Yeah, that's true, man.
Speaker 1: That goes against brand. If you ask me, you adore
Speaker 1: Steve Spurrier who was eleven and ten in Bowl games
Speaker 1: when he left Florida for the NFL?
Speaker 2: Did you burn any visors when I did not?
Speaker 5: I was upset when he left. Fabulous coach, by the way.
Speaker 2: Now true or false?
Speaker 1: Here, I paid to have a cameo made of Steve
Speaker 1: Spurrier giving you a motivational speech on a big, big
Speaker 1: meeting you had at the Bank.
Speaker 5: And he knocked it out of the park. And it's
Speaker 5: on my phone.
Speaker 6: How there, Greg, This is Steve Spurry or your former
Speaker 6: head ball coach up here at your school, our school
Speaker 6: at the University of Florida. Tosh tells me that you've
Speaker 6: got a big presentation coming up April the twenty eighth.
Speaker 2: What I used to tell our players all the time
Speaker 2: is make.
Speaker 6: Sure that we individually are totally prepared to do the
Speaker 6: very best we can do, and do it the entire game,
Speaker 6: and after that good things will happen. So good luck
Speaker 6: on Wednesday and go Gators.
Speaker 5: And it was a big hit at the Bank by
Speaker 5: the way too.
Speaker 2: You're inclated at the bank. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Even though they're all a bunch of Georgia bulldogs, they
Speaker 5: still all thought it was cool.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's great old Steve Spurrier doing cameos in
Speaker 1: his bathroom to make an extra one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2: He was phenomenal coach.
Speaker 1: You grew up in Florida and a lot of storms
Speaker 1: out there. Did you ever get struck by lightning?
Speaker 2: Yes? I did direct hit through a truck. Yeah, yep,
Speaker 2: through it.
Speaker 1: I thought if truck had rubber tires, you were safe inside.
Speaker 2: So no where I was outside. Oh, you were outside
Speaker 2: the truck.
Speaker 5: Standing in a ditch with my hand on the truck.
Speaker 2: Why are you in a ditch?
Speaker 5: We were surveying and just happened to be on the
Speaker 5: side of the road.
Speaker 2: What were you surveying?
Speaker 5: I was with a survey crew with the State Road Department.
Speaker 2: Okay, And the storm was a bruin.
Speaker 5: The lightning hit miles away and it knocked me ten
Speaker 5: feet off that truck. Was incredible. Is that because you're
Speaker 5: so small that was part of it?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: Did the other men look at you and they laughed?
Speaker 5: They laughed their asses, but they didn't.
Speaker 2: They didn't feel it because because they weren't.
Speaker 5: Probably the truck, that's my guess.
Speaker 1: But the true it couldn't have struck the ground and
Speaker 1: traveled through the rubber tires into the truck.
Speaker 5: It lived it. Yes, it happened, you're.
Speaker 2: Saying, but it could have struck the actual truck. Oh No,
Speaker 2: it was way away. Huh.
Speaker 5: I don't know how it happened either, But.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've gotten My brother in law got bounced
Speaker 1: by a lightning bolt that that struck in your by
Speaker 1: and he was holding a handrail and it it dropped
Speaker 1: him outside of the jail.
Speaker 5: It does knock you right down. Oh, it's incredible power.
Speaker 1: There's video of his but he won't release it because
Speaker 1: it's at the police.
Speaker 2: Department some long.
Speaker 1: So you were struck by light and ever since then
Speaker 1: you could you could see things that other people couldn't.
Speaker 2: That's right, I could see into the future.
Speaker 5: Correct.
Speaker 2: Did you like that movie Powder? Powder? What movie is powder?
Speaker 2: You don't remember what powder? About it? Getting struck by lightning?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh, that was like an albino. He had no Harry
Speaker 1: started by lightning. He could do something.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't say that. Sometimes I get powder and
Speaker 2: what's eating? Gilbert Grape? Confused?
Speaker 5: I did see that?
Speaker 1: You saw you've seen it? Okay, what's the best movie
Speaker 1: you've seen with my son recently?
Speaker 2: Well, all, we just started choop Up, but we watched
Speaker 2: the other day. God my memory, what was the one
Speaker 2: that we watched that was Wishing?
Speaker 5: Dragon Wish was good? Wish Dragon Wish Dragons so good.
Speaker 1: I watched real movies with him, and then I just
Speaker 1: wait for your daughter to come down and just scream
Speaker 1: at me. It's weird that you claim to love movies,
Speaker 1: but I've never seen you stay awake in front of
Speaker 1: the television longer than ten minutes.
Speaker 5: That's the stress of work. I will now do that
Speaker 5: as that goes away. In my retirement, I'll watch the
Speaker 5: movies start to finish normally.
Speaker 2: How long does it take you to get through a movie?
Speaker 5: I mean after I fall asleep and wait back right right,
Speaker 5: what I've missed?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Right, But I'm saying, does it take you normally two
Speaker 1: viewings to get through a movie?
Speaker 2: Or three?
Speaker 5: Where are you at if the movie is bad? It
Speaker 5: would take two?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Talk about some of your favorite favorite recent movies that
Speaker 1: you've liked.
Speaker 5: I hope you see Michael Keaton's movie Knox Goes Away.
Speaker 2: That's really good. It's out. I should watch and watch it.
Speaker 2: We're gonna watch it.
Speaker 5: I like Furio, So we just saw that that was good.
Speaker 5: George Miller's movie Uh huh uh Dune was good. Dune too?
Speaker 5: Part two?
Speaker 2: Uh huh?
Speaker 5: I love that. Like science fiction?
Speaker 2: I know you don't. I do like science fiction? I do?
Speaker 2: And you like war?
Speaker 5: I love what's the best?
Speaker 2: What was that last war movie that won the Oscar.
Speaker 5: Saving Private Ryan?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: What what the last one? The one this past year? Openhoe?
Speaker 2: Is that a great movie?
Speaker 7: War?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 5: I'm read.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, So the war movie, it's you love Oppenheimer fantastic.
Speaker 1: What about that long pilot ship with all the legends
Speaker 1: in there? It was like maybe two years ago? The
Speaker 1: Irish the Irishman? Did you do you love that?
Speaker 2: It is? Okay?
Speaker 5: I think I recall What do you mean you recall?
Speaker 5: I don't remember the Irishman that well? I thought you
Speaker 5: you know Irishman?
Speaker 2: How do you forget movies? You know everything about movies.
Speaker 1: Explain to our viewers what von Willebrand disease is and
Speaker 1: which one of you gave it to all your children.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh. Okay, so h a form of hemophilia
Speaker 5: that has passed down and it unfortunately takes I believe
Speaker 5: both parents to pass it on.
Speaker 2: That could be incorrect. That's incorrect. Does that incorrect? Okay,
Speaker 2: that's incorrect.
Speaker 5: So it's strictly just coming from me one hundred percent. Yes, okay, sorry, sorry?
Speaker 2: Kids.
Speaker 1: Do you have a bleeding disorder? By the way, you
Speaker 1: don't even know about it, but it here's what I'm want.
Speaker 2: To show you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, show me, uh yeah, yeah yeah, show me
Speaker 1: those show me. I thought there were liver spots that
Speaker 1: O day. What's that horrible scar on your wrist?
Speaker 2: Dog? And he says, your dog Carl bit him. No,
Speaker 2: he jumped up on me. That's that's that's from Carl.
Speaker 2: Oh it wasn't his teeth.
Speaker 5: No, that's his paws.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't care anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, so many people accused me that of
Speaker 1: like drug and Carl because he's so lethargic. But there's
Speaker 1: evidence that he's got a wild side. Now, you were
Speaker 1: a hippie us as a child or in your teen
Speaker 1: early twenties, correct.
Speaker 5: College hippie for sure?
Speaker 2: Drugs?
Speaker 5: Uh can I say that? Yeah, little I love stuff,
Speaker 5: low grade stuff.
Speaker 2: What was your drug of choice that you enjoyed the most?
Speaker 5: Pot? We smoked pot?
Speaker 2: What about crystal? Myth?
Speaker 5: Never?
Speaker 2: You never did crystal meth? You haven't lived your daughter?
Speaker 1: She loves it, of course you can't tell, not the
Speaker 1: one I'm married. So you did some marijuana?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we smoked. When is the last time you've you've
Speaker 2: had marijuana? Uh? Like edibles? He had an edible ever?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 5: Not pot? Edibles? The CBDs we do occasionally. Who's wee
Speaker 5: Tam and I? You guys are doing drugs over there
Speaker 5: occasionally occasionally. We quit smoking pot when she got pregnant with.
Speaker 2: Jordan I oldest.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you've got like a forty year drive spell.
Speaker 1: Do you think now that you retired empty nester? Do
Speaker 1: you think you might? And I believe this year on
Speaker 1: the ballot in Florida, recreational marijuana is going to be
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 2: Are you going to vote for it or against them?
Speaker 5: For it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm for it, you know I'm not.
Speaker 1: I refuse to get into politics with you because you're
Speaker 1: you're a fiscal conservative through it through Yes, that's fair, right, okay, good, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so weird because you're you're you're a very artistic
Speaker 1: your who famous artist? You care about Hollywood on some level.
Speaker 1: You love film. Yes, you know every actor, you know
Speaker 1: every director, you watch every movie. Speaking of which, yes,
Speaker 1: you randomly no experience.
Speaker 2: You're a banker. Were cast in a movie.
Speaker 5: The Wounded Healer.
Speaker 2: Okay, what is it called the Wounded Healer? All right?
Speaker 1: You were in a horror film that you have had
Speaker 1: this random friend a lot of times you hang out
Speaker 1: with people that are just random watching.
Speaker 2: His name is Phil.
Speaker 1: His name is Phil, and he made a horror movie
Speaker 1: and he cast you and you had no experience, but
Speaker 1: he's like you you were interested. You said yes, I'll
Speaker 1: do this, yes, which is also funny to me because
Speaker 1: it's like, I can't I can't imagine anyone saying to
Speaker 1: my father would you like to be in a film,
Speaker 1: and him saying, yes, I'll do this. I'll pretend with
Speaker 1: you because this is in Florida. This isn't like there
Speaker 1: was no budget for this zero.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Then he has you do some lines and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're bad, so he cut all your lines out.
Speaker 5: Yes, then I was not going to speak, that's true.
Speaker 2: So it became a silent film.
Speaker 5: Just my part was going to be I was the
Speaker 5: evil person. I think it was in a wheelchair too.
Speaker 5: I was the evil old white guy.
Speaker 2: Did you an evil? Was there a race element to this? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Wounded heelers black.
Speaker 2: He's well, I don't know. I didn't see this. No
Speaker 2: one saw this. Piece of I don't mean to. He's
Speaker 2: still work. Can I get a clip of you in that? Maybe?
Speaker 5: I'll ask?
Speaker 2: All right, so I've got him.
Speaker 5: Hey, by the way, Tammy was in it, and Chase, Yes, and.
Speaker 2: Your son was all of them. Do they have lines?
Speaker 5: Uh huh yeah, Dammy and I damn and I had
Speaker 5: shared scenes. They were awful. Oh man, awful.
Speaker 1: Talk about the cancer and all the ass play that
Speaker 1: was involved.
Speaker 5: Yes, so prostate cancer when what year two and a
Speaker 5: half years ago.
Speaker 2: That was a big phone call.
Speaker 5: That was a big phone call. That was no fun You.
Speaker 2: Know what's funny funny?
Speaker 1: It's it's funny now because you're here at your cancer
Speaker 1: free But in the moment when you went in to
Speaker 1: be tested and the doctor came out to talk to
Speaker 1: you and your wife, he just and this is what
Speaker 1: doctors do. Doctors don't have time for the most part.
Speaker 1: They don't have time to sit you down and buy
Speaker 1: He just came out and goes, okay, so here's how
Speaker 1: we're going to handle your cancer.
Speaker 2: And you were like, oh, what did you just say? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well how did he say it?
Speaker 5: Just like that. Up until that point there was at
Speaker 5: least a chance that I did not have cancer. But
Speaker 5: he just came out and said, Okay, here's what we're
Speaker 5: going to do for your cancer.
Speaker 1: And then after that you just stopped listening because you're
Speaker 1: just like, you just said, I have cancer.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a horrible Bloeah, it's not fun. It
Speaker 2: in time though, you did, but you were stage four.
Speaker 1: Yes, uh huh, and you and you texted and you
Speaker 1: called all of your kids and you said, guys, and
Speaker 1: you you milked it for everything it was worth.
Speaker 2: You said, dad's dad's leaving. That's that's a little un
Speaker 2: You said, Dad's gone.
Speaker 5: Car Carly especially was hard to talk to.
Speaker 2: Oh she couldn't handle it.
Speaker 5: Oh that's killed me.
Speaker 2: I know, I had I had to be right there.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh boy, here we go. The rest
Speaker 2: of them were pretty pretty good about it. I didn't care.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was that Carl Carly took it hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she did.
Speaker 1: It was and so over forty treatments of radiation, and
Speaker 1: they put a balloon up your butthole, yes, and inflated
Speaker 1: it so that they could keep your prostate in the
Speaker 1: right position while correct while the radiation zapp's the cancer
Speaker 1: correct And they got it all they did. But but
Speaker 1: your butthole, you couldn't hold in a fart to save
Speaker 1: your life.
Speaker 5: Now if it has a lot of the side effects, yes,
Speaker 5: those of us out there in viewer land that had
Speaker 5: prosy cancer understand that.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, lots of side effects. And how are you
Speaker 2: feeling today?
Speaker 1: I feel great. You don't have to get any more checkups?
Speaker 1: Or do you have to go yearly? Where you at?
Speaker 2: I was going yearly?
Speaker 5: He just told me, Doctor Sylvester told me I did
Speaker 5: not have to come back. So that's good, that's amazing,
Speaker 5: It's wonderful. So it actually and you actually gifted me
Speaker 5: one of your balloons. I did. I thought your since
Speaker 5: the humor would appreciate.
Speaker 2: That I have it. I still have the balloon.
Speaker 5: I thought I was getting it today.
Speaker 2: Was it a used balloon?
Speaker 1: No, that one was fresh? Okay, yes, By the way,
Speaker 1: how did they did they catch it. What what exam
Speaker 1: did you have?
Speaker 5: The PSA and PSA kept crawling up so once it
Speaker 5: got too high, they they're like a biopsy. Okay, watch
Speaker 5: your psa?
Speaker 2: Watch your What should your PSA b?
Speaker 5: Under four?
Speaker 2: Under four? Do anybody know what their PSA is?
Speaker 5: You guys are too young, but when they start measuring it.
Speaker 2: You know yours?
Speaker 3: Eddie?
Speaker 2: What's your PSA?
Speaker 3: Under one?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: That's very good. That's excellent Eddie.
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard one of Eddie's farts?
Speaker 5: I have not.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, it would sound it would sound like
Speaker 1: his ps A is well over six.
Speaker 2: Under one is great.
Speaker 5: That's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Good for you, Eddie, you have no issues. When will
Speaker 1: I need to find out? I'm fifty years yeah, fifty.
Speaker 1: I just had my first colon osby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are fun.
Speaker 1: That prep work is it's brutal. It's just so much.
Speaker 1: You just think, oh, this has got to stop soon,
Speaker 1: and it just doesn't.
Speaker 5: It just like they got to do one next year.
Speaker 5: Thanks for reminding me.
Speaker 2: Are you do you do the at home one?
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, oh you mean the prep?
Speaker 1: Yeah of course no, no, the prep at home, but
Speaker 1: now you can take after you've done the prep you
Speaker 1: can just take a poop smear and if you've already
Speaker 1: had proper klenoscopies and just mail it in.
Speaker 5: And they can't do that with what I had, I
Speaker 5: have to go get it checked.
Speaker 2: Good to know you got any piercings.
Speaker 5: I don't any tattoos as of the I do have
Speaker 5: three little dots on me from the cancer treatment.
Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of dots, have you, by chance ever seen
Speaker 1: a stripper who didn't have a single mole on her body?
Speaker 5: That's a great story. You're really digging in the past.
Speaker 5: I have once. That was my last foray into topless dancing.
Speaker 1: No it wasn't, because as soon as you processed you
Speaker 1: told me that story. Go, this is the last time
Speaker 1: I ever went to a strip cl And then you
Speaker 1: went well, and then I was at another strip plublic
Speaker 1: six months later.
Speaker 2: Is that right? You have a better memory than me.
Speaker 2: You ever pooped your pants as an adult? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Probably once again a side effect of Oh it's posts.
Speaker 5: It's really got a lot of problems attached to it.
Speaker 1: You don't have another funny thing that you said one
Speaker 1: time that made me laugh?
Speaker 2: You go, how's at work today?
Speaker 1: And I was talking to this lady and she found
Speaker 1: out that you were my son in law because I
Speaker 1: told her.
Speaker 5: Got a lot of mileage out of that.
Speaker 2: Just made me laughing because I told it. Have I
Speaker 2: ever cost you any loans?
Speaker 5: Now you have not?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good to hear.
Speaker 1: Yes, I would hate for somebody to be like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be in business with this guy. Have
Speaker 1: you ever used it to your advantage?
Speaker 5: No, it's just conversation.
Speaker 2: I don't believe you either. Have I ever picked you
Speaker 2: up you mean physically? Yes?
Speaker 4: Have I?
Speaker 2: Yes? When have I picked you up horsing around?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: I remember one time you came into the Reno air
Speaker 1: put and I ran up and grabbed you and lift
Speaker 1: jim you like you're like, put.
Speaker 2: Me down, put me down?
Speaker 5: Very endearing.
Speaker 2: Oh that makes me laugh? Yes? Or no? Can you
Speaker 2: get into a hammock? Not very well?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's I've got multiple videos of him trying to
Speaker 1: get into a hammock. Why don't you just stay away
Speaker 1: from them? They're not meant for you.
Speaker 5: Perhaps they're very comfortable if you can get in them.
Speaker 5: Getting out of different story.
Speaker 1: You just roll every time. Just's so comical. I always
Speaker 1: feel like you're doing a bit. You end up on
Speaker 1: the floor a lot I do.
Speaker 2: I watched I watched you fall yesterday. I did trying
Speaker 2: to get into.
Speaker 5: That was embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I thought you saw that.
Speaker 5: Yes, that was embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Well, just ask for help, not carry you around. I
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 5: Sweet.
Speaker 1: Are all the exotic trips that I plan and take
Speaker 1: you on a worthy amount of tomfoolery that comes with
Speaker 1: having me as your son in law?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Absolutely, yeah, these are great trips.
Speaker 2: Do you have fun in Mexico. We just went to
Speaker 2: Mexico too.
Speaker 5: It's fantastic. First time I've ever been there.
Speaker 2: It was the first time You've ever been in mexiccond.
Speaker 5: Time I've been out of the country, all right, first time.
Speaker 1: One time, so the third time you've been on the country.
Speaker 1: Stop it, Jesus, you forget everything. You went to Iceland
Speaker 1: too in London. I brought you to Mexico for the
Speaker 1: first time, and I had I didn't have this. I
Speaker 1: didn't set this up. This just happened. This is part
Speaker 1: of your retirement party. But a Mexican older man serenaded you.
Speaker 1: He did Nico, Nico, He's sang right to you, sang
Speaker 1: and it made your wife weep.
Speaker 5: We're not sure what made her weep, But go ahead.
Speaker 5: She didn't cry at the song, I didn't.
Speaker 2: I think she was. I think she did cry. I
Speaker 2: didn't say that.
Speaker 1: Your wife has only cried four times in her entire life.
Speaker 1: Is what we've got is the count that I think
Speaker 1: everybody's on. Yes, two of those times were in Mexico,
Speaker 1: and none of us can wrap our heads around it.
Speaker 2: She was just overwhelmed with love. That's the sweet thing.
Speaker 2: That's what I think it was. That's lovely. Is she
Speaker 2: the one in the house that could fix everything growing up?
Speaker 5: That is absolutely true? Yes, quite the tom boy.
Speaker 2: You couldn't.
Speaker 5: You can't do anything.
Speaker 2: Who is the disciplinarian?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say me, Yeah, that's a tough one.
Speaker 2: I heard a couple of times you you got a
Speaker 2: little to yell. Let your wife a couple of times,
Speaker 2: not often you do it. Right now, I swear to God,
Speaker 2: I'll turn this table over.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll be here myself.
Speaker 2: You think you think you could beat me in a fight,
Speaker 2: I'll give.
Speaker 5: It a row. Let's go. I'm getting old, though.
Speaker 2: I would pummel you.
Speaker 5: You probably would. Yeah, maybe we'll play tennis again one
Speaker 5: of these Oh you'll pummel me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but you better, you better. That's what I
Speaker 1: took you for a walk yesterday. I walked you and
Speaker 1: Carl long walk. But we're gonna do that every day,
Speaker 1: Oh boy, don't we. I'm telling we're gonna get you
Speaker 1: back or you're gonna be. You're gonna be, You're gonna
Speaker 1: be playing tennis, gonna be at one seventy five.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be exciting.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to thirty more years of Daddy Hallam,
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it. Pasha, all right, Carl,
Speaker 1: that does it for my father in law. Thank you
Speaker 1: Greg for being on the podcast. Part two our first
Speaker 1: two parter in the books. Now will there be a
Speaker 1: part three? The answer is yes, but the balls in
Speaker 1: his court. He needs to give us all the spicy
Speaker 1: details of his sex life. Ah, then he can have
Speaker 1: part three. We're gonna do my favorite segment Hello from
Speaker 1: Toss Show, where I say hello to one of our viewers. Listeners,
Speaker 1: we're saying hello to Simon Wiham. You can probably guess
Speaker 1: from his name. He's watching from the UK. He enjoyed
Speaker 1: watching the Goat and hopes there's another series that's what
Speaker 1: they call seasons over there. I hope there's another series.
Speaker 1: I hope there's another series as well. Also, hello to
Speaker 1: Jessica Engelhardt wanted to thank me for sharing my colenospy
Speaker 1: experience on the show. She was diagnosed with colon cancer
Speaker 1: at age forty six, which should serve as an important
Speaker 1: reminder that women also have colon's.
Speaker 2: You didn't know that, did Jed? Okay?
Speaker 1: Well, hello Jessica, and I hope you had a full
Speaker 1: recovery and I'm glad you caught it early. I want
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Speaker 1: please tell mister Tosh that his wife looks like the
Speaker 1: world's hottest Applebee's waitress. Congratulations, right, Adam, couldn't agree with
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Speaker 1: wife some flair. Oh, have her walk around the house
Speaker 1: with some sizzling fahitas.
Speaker 2: Little role play. Yeah, that'll get you going. That was fun.
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Speaker 2: I want you to tell me one happy Halloween story.
Speaker 7: Okay that, but then you be about I do all it.
Speaker 7: I say in a mouth with a pump on a.
Speaker 2: Pumpkin, A mouth on a pumpkin.
Speaker 7: Yeah, season a season some ice.
Speaker 2: We'll tell me the story.
Speaker 7: Okay, but but but but whining not real but okay,
Speaker 7: deal with the Mummy and the one but but they
Speaker 7: were just a boy, but the boy were dressed up
Speaker 7: by the mummy. Okay with that one, but not the end. Yea,
Speaker 7: they were treater treating they was, but but they would
Speaker 7: dressed up at the mummy, and he would tors distant
Speaker 7: health and the only health he saw with.
Speaker 2: A pee fort the pizza truck.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the house had a pizza So when he went
Speaker 7: to with the house, I had only pizza and and
Speaker 7: and they laughed and rapper it would dip pizza anywhere
Speaker 7: on the ground EdWay, no one except the mummy with
Speaker 7: the mummy you hit your mummy, not you know mummy,
Speaker 7: the mummy you hit your daddy here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so at the end of that story.
Speaker 7: But they didn't know that they with a real mummy.
Speaker 7: There was a real mummy in this story. But they
Speaker 7: can't talk about that one put that there was still
Speaker 7: put there. They were hand sounding mummies.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. Dam