Speaker 1: Transmitting, let's go welcome to Monday show more than studio.
Speaker 1: Laney Wilson coming in studio in about twenty minutes. So
Speaker 1: excited about that. So what we're gonna do is do
Speaker 1: the anonymous inbox now. So let's start the show with that.
Speaker 1: It's anonymous box, anonymous inbox.
Speaker 2: Here's the question to be Hello, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1: My sister announced with the family that she and her
Speaker 1: boyfriend are pregnant. She just found out they're having a girl.
Speaker 1: They're gonna name her Savory s A V. E.
Speaker 3: R Y.
Speaker 1: Apparently she liked the name Avery, but wanted to make
Speaker 1: it unique, hence the extra letter. Obviously, I don't need
Speaker 1: to tell you, but this is a terrible name for
Speaker 1: a baby, Savory and it's spelt like slavery without the
Speaker 1: l oh. No, oh, sorry, let me go back to
Speaker 1: the email. Obviously, it's a terrible name for a baby.
Speaker 1: I politely asked if they were considering any other names.
Speaker 1: She said no, they'd already decided recently. I gently suggested
Speaker 1: other options as I'm trying to get closer to my sister.
Speaker 1: We warmed up to different names, and she finally chose Margo.
Speaker 1: After we bonded over a new baby name book. I
Speaker 1: was relieved until I got to her boyfriend. He sent
Speaker 1: me an angry text accusing me of meddling. He claimed
Speaker 1: he chose the name Savory. I had no right to interfere,
Speaker 1: I fired back. Am I wrong for convincing my sister
Speaker 1: to change her baby's name? What can I do now
Speaker 1: that they're mad at me? Signed a future aunt to
Speaker 1: baby Savory.
Speaker 4: I mean you did meddle.
Speaker 2: You'd for sure.
Speaker 1: Medal old time. Yeah, so he has a right to
Speaker 1: be irritated at you. It's his baby, yeah, you more
Speaker 1: than yours. Yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 2: So you meddled with good intentions.
Speaker 1: We all said to say every pretty dumb name, but
Speaker 1: it's not her job as a sister to decide if
Speaker 1: it's pretty dumb name or not. Right, honestly, it's pretty
Speaker 1: dumb name, though maybe multiple levels because against Savory. It's
Speaker 1: like can that be Like it's it tastes good, exactly
Speaker 1: what it is, but it's also spelled like slavery. That's weird,
Speaker 1: Like it's wrong in so many ways.
Speaker 3: Like if you like the name Avery, just go with that.
Speaker 3: Like I know you want to make a different but
Speaker 3: what about you.
Speaker 4: Know, salty bravery.
Speaker 2: Oh, bravery Bravery's pretty.
Speaker 4: Good, davery sweetness slavery?
Speaker 1: Uh you metled, Now suffer the consequences. That's basically it.
Speaker 1: You probably should have tried to convince your sister to
Speaker 1: change the baby name to begin with. You could have said, hey,
Speaker 1: that's tough name. You understand, the kid's gonna be called
Speaker 1: little Slavery or taste Savory. That's gonna be how the
Speaker 1: kid lives its life. And once she here, here's that
Speaker 1: and accepts that, you just got to move on.
Speaker 2: So are you? Were you wrong?
Speaker 1: I think you had good intentions, but the husband has
Speaker 1: the right to be mad. We can all agree on that.
Speaker 1: Justice for baby Savory now, I wanted to be named
Speaker 1: Savory again because that was the baby's original name. Thank
Speaker 1: you for the email. That one's on you. But she
Speaker 1: might just be taking one for the team here, because
Speaker 1: little Margot will have a much easier life than little
Speaker 1: baby Savory.
Speaker 2: Can we all agree?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: On the Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 1: Now, Lanie Wilson, Laney, how you been.
Speaker 4: I'm good.
Speaker 1: I feel like Instagram's never a true indicator of how
Speaker 1: somebody really is. It's all a lot, but it's been
Speaker 1: like awesome, Like it's you're doing such cool things now.
Speaker 4: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: You've always been cool, but now it's like you're like
Speaker 1: hanging out with really cool people as well.
Speaker 2: Like the Miley cyr was thing was super cool. Oh dude,
Speaker 2: we played a clip.
Speaker 1: Of you when you were at my house like five
Speaker 1: years ago. You were talking about the first time I'd
Speaker 1: ever heard the story about you doing that as a job, right,
Speaker 1: and then to actually see you doing that, like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I kind of felt emotional just because you
Speaker 1: and I talked about that and I'm not even.
Speaker 4: You well, I'll tell you how crazy.
Speaker 5: Like last week was just a like full circle for
Speaker 5: me because I got to go back to Saint Jude,
Speaker 5: which was the very last place he said impersonated Hannah
Speaker 5: Montana and play a little show for the kids in
Speaker 5: the exact same spot, and the same week as that,
Speaker 5: I got to honor Miley.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Miley's like icon she is. I mean, yeah, is
Speaker 1: it nerve wracking to you? Did you see her seeing you?
Speaker 5: Yes, and like watching her crime and stuff like she
Speaker 5: don't even know how much of an influence that she
Speaker 5: was to me. I mean I did that for five
Speaker 5: years We've talked about this, but like just.
Speaker 1: To make money, to have a chance at a dream.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 5: I did three or four birthday parties a weekend, and
Speaker 5: so I felt like I knew her, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Did you have the clarity while it was happening,
Speaker 1: because again, it's so big and it's there are cameras
Speaker 1: and television. Did you have the clarity to actually go, Man,
Speaker 1: how about my freaking life right now and how far
Speaker 1: I've come and have great people around me and I've
Speaker 1: worked really hard, and right now is really bizarrely wonderful
Speaker 1: as it was happening.
Speaker 2: Did you get Were you able to think about that percent?
Speaker 1: Yea.
Speaker 5: So we were actually like backstage while they were like
Speaker 5: playing a clip of her video and stuff, and they
Speaker 5: had us on this platform that was going to eventually
Speaker 5: kind of roll out, and we stood up there for
Speaker 5: a good like seven minutes. And as I was up there,
Speaker 5: I had slowed down for like seven minutes that day
Speaker 5: to really just kind of like take it in. I
Speaker 5: was like, Oh, this is what's happening, and how insane
Speaker 5: full circle. I don't think I'll ever get used to
Speaker 5: stuff like that. One of the highlights so far.
Speaker 1: Did you feel like because again, you have forever to
Speaker 1: do your first and second albums. You know, you have
Speaker 1: your whole life to come up with songs, and yeah,
Speaker 1: reasons to write songs, and but you know, the last
Speaker 1: year and a half or so two years, it's been
Speaker 1: like such a massive success, Like you've really caught on
Speaker 1: to the point where now you've got to get music
Speaker 1: out and you got to think of stuff to write
Speaker 1: and sing. Was this a little different? Like having to
Speaker 1: come up with all these songs now that meant something
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 5: So I will say, normally I write two hundred songs
Speaker 5: to get my twelve or whatever it is. And this
Speaker 5: was definitely like quality over quantity. I had to like
Speaker 5: sit down and wrap my head around what is it
Speaker 5: that I hadn't shared yet?
Speaker 2: And I'll say, you're so busy, right, that's it.
Speaker 5: I was having to bring a lot of writers out
Speaker 5: to me. A lot of these songs were written at
Speaker 5: my house here in Nashville, out on like.
Speaker 4: A writer's retreat.
Speaker 5: And I'm the thing that kept me halfway sane during
Speaker 5: this crazy time of my life that is constantly changing
Speaker 5: every day and still continues to was making this.
Speaker 1: Music because it felt consistent like it's the one consistent
Speaker 1: thing that's been happening over the past ten years as
Speaker 1: you've been trying to make create music.
Speaker 5: It brought me like a lot of peace and comfort.
Speaker 5: It made me feel like I had one foot on
Speaker 5: the ground.
Speaker 1: I always am curious about the why people put number
Speaker 1: one songs number one on a track list, and so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play a little bit of a keep up
Speaker 1: with the Jones real quick right, hit this for me.
Speaker 1: Why when you're thinking about songs going where? Why was
Speaker 1: this the very first song you put on the record?
Speaker 5: Because when we sat down to do this record in
Speaker 5: the studio, my band got to play on this record.
Speaker 5: This is the first record that they have ever done.
Speaker 5: And we have played, oh my gosh, hundreds of shows
Speaker 5: together in the past two years since bel Botom Country,
Speaker 5: and it's almost like we knew what was missing from
Speaker 5: our live show without even talking about it, and so
Speaker 5: we went into doing this record really want to kind
Speaker 5: of show that like a little extra thump, I guess
Speaker 5: you could say, And I wanted to kind of feel
Speaker 5: like you are listening to a live show.
Speaker 1: Will you explain what you mean by your band finally
Speaker 1: got to play because most people may think, well, I
Speaker 1: thought your band would play every song you've ever done. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why was this a big deal that your band got
Speaker 1: to play in this record with you, as opposed in
Speaker 1: the past when your band didn't play.
Speaker 5: Yep, So one of my band members has played on
Speaker 5: my last two records. But I feel like, my gosh,
Speaker 5: you spend time with people on the road. You get
Speaker 5: to know them, they get to know you. You communicate
Speaker 5: on stage without even talking, even just when it comes
Speaker 5: to stage presence, and we might change up a little
Speaker 5: something here, and we just kind of riff off of
Speaker 5: each other. And I think that chemistry has grown so
Speaker 5: much that I was like, I want to take a
Speaker 5: chance on this by putting them in the studio. Every
Speaker 5: other record we've done, we've used studio musicians which are
Speaker 5: absolutely incredible, and we still did. We had double drums
Speaker 5: on the record, so we brought in Fred Eltringham and
Speaker 5: Rob McNelly, so we had a couple of guitars too.
Speaker 1: Gotta be cool for your band that they know you
Speaker 1: have the confidence in them because this is going to
Speaker 1: be around forever.
Speaker 2: Like, well, you just did this record.
Speaker 1: Regardless of what happens to you, you go way up,
Speaker 1: you go way down both this is always going to exist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and for you to go I want you guys to
Speaker 1: do this to be forever with me. Like this's got
Speaker 1: to give them a ton of confidence.
Speaker 5: Oh and when I tell you, they truly are like
Speaker 5: incredible musicians. Probably after some folks hear this, they'll they'll
Speaker 5: probably want them to go play on their record.
Speaker 4: They're that good.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool. Last song, I do want to talk about
Speaker 1: Whiskey Colored Crayon, and I'm going to play a little
Speaker 1: bit first to go ahead.
Speaker 2: Why I would you in the record with that song.
Speaker 5: Because when I think about why I fell in love
Speaker 5: with country music as a whole, it is truly the storytelling.
Speaker 5: And I come from a family of teachers. My mom
Speaker 5: was a teacher, all of my aunts, my daddy even
Speaker 5: taught for a second my grandma. I think it's just
Speaker 5: a it's a good like teacher appreciation kind of song
Speaker 5: to like tag on the end and really just kind
Speaker 5: of sum up the why I love country music so much, and.
Speaker 1: In the way the music affects everybody differently, Like I
Speaker 1: hear the story from somebody that had all alcoholic parents,
Speaker 1: and like from the kids version more than the teacher version, yep.
Speaker 1: And so yeah that song, that's a really good one.
Speaker 1: You guys had to finish that song and be like,
Speaker 1: I think we just did something. Did you feel that way?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they had started the song and I and I
Speaker 5: had to like kind of come in and help like
Speaker 5: finish the story, and we knew it was special. I
Speaker 5: think you kind of know when you when you're like
Speaker 5: sitting down and you get those feels, you kind of
Speaker 5: feel like the tingle and you're like.
Speaker 4: Is that the Holy Spirit? What is it? But I
Speaker 4: had the fleetlands for sure.
Speaker 3: Even in that clip that No, I mean I have goosebumping,
Speaker 3: like I was all. I felt all of the emotion.
Speaker 1: You say goose pumps and that's what I heard, goosebumps
Speaker 1: and chills, oh chill heard like you said you had goosebumps,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I was like wow, I just thought that.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's just going to hit people from
Speaker 3: all angles, like you, the teacher's side, the child's side,
Speaker 3: a parent side, maybe someone that's now sober that's like,
Speaker 3: oh wow, you know, now my kids are going to
Speaker 3: have different memories of me instead of just that's right.
Speaker 4: Alcohol ones yep.
Speaker 1: The Good Horses with you and Miranda, you guys write
Speaker 1: that together?
Speaker 4: We did.
Speaker 1: Do you set a time on a calendar when you're
Speaker 1: both in town to get together to write or is
Speaker 1: it one of those hair are you in town? Let's try?
Speaker 2: How did that come together?
Speaker 5: She she called me one day and she's like, I
Speaker 5: want you to come out to my farm.
Speaker 4: I want you to take a nap.
Speaker 5: We're gonna feed you because her husband can cook, and
Speaker 5: and she said, and if we get around to it,
Speaker 5: let's write a song. And our buddy Luke Dick was
Speaker 5: out there and I took like a thirteen hour nap.
Speaker 5: I'm not even playing.
Speaker 4: She like took me in. She's a go to bed girl.
Speaker 5: And uh, we just had so much fun, like living
Speaker 5: that western way of life that me and her both
Speaker 5: both loved just so much and connect on. And as
Speaker 5: we were sitting there writing the song, we were sitting
Speaker 5: on like the balcony of her cabin, and three bluebirds
Speaker 5: flew up and landed on the balcony, and her and
Speaker 5: Luke kind of looked at each other crazy and said
Speaker 5: that when they were writing her song Bluebird, that the
Speaker 5: same exact thing happened, like it was it.
Speaker 1: Do they feel like it was a sign because obviously
Speaker 1: didn't write about birds, but it's good horses. But they
Speaker 1: saw that as some sort of indicator of something positive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: about the same free years.
Speaker 4: Yes, Yeah it felt special.
Speaker 1: Yes, she have a bunch of animals out there.
Speaker 4: She does.
Speaker 5: She's got tons of horses and a little bit of everything.
Speaker 4: Many horses. They are so cute.
Speaker 1: This record as a whole was fourteen songs. Yep, what different?
Speaker 1: What's sonically different is it is on this? I mean
Speaker 1: what instruments did you use differently? How did you feel
Speaker 1: like you matured with your sound?
Speaker 5: There's been times in my show where I was like, man,
Speaker 5: I wish I had a song like this to kind
Speaker 5: of glue these parts together.
Speaker 4: And so I really thought about that.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm gonna be singing these songs for a
Speaker 5: really long time, and I want my live show to
Speaker 5: be badass.
Speaker 1: And what song do people sing back the loudest? Now?
Speaker 4: Man, I'll tell you what. They love them some watermelon moonshine.
Speaker 2: You can almost just start it. Yeah, they can take it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
Speaker 1: That's how often do you take your ears out and
Speaker 1: listen to the crowd?
Speaker 5: Look, my team gets mad at me because they're like,
Speaker 5: leave your ears in, like you're gonna end up hurting
Speaker 5: your hearing.
Speaker 4: I can't help it.
Speaker 5: I keep an ear out almost every show because for
Speaker 5: so long I wanted that feeling and I want to,
Speaker 5: like I want to hear them.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. I'm so happy for you ladies. Here her
Speaker 1: record is out, it's called Work. And it's also wild
Speaker 1: to look and see that you already have seven number ones,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like, hey, I'm Bobby, Hi, I'm Laney.
Speaker 1: I mean, it feels like that just happening. And at
Speaker 1: the same time, it's also like twenty years right, it's
Speaker 1: like two different versions at once. But the fact that
Speaker 1: you've had such such success, and it's so cool because
Speaker 1: obviously you know right now as much as you can
Speaker 1: and you're everywhere, and it's cool. It's really cool to
Speaker 1: see it all pan off for you. Fourteen songs, Laney Wilson.
Speaker 1: You can follow her Laney Wilson Music. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I tell you your country's cool again tour. Obviously you have
Speaker 1: a ton of songs and you're a great live performer,
Speaker 1: but your support it's like an A plus show.
Speaker 4: Dude, I could not have chose a better line up.
Speaker 1: Like from Ian Munsick, who we love, who played a
Speaker 1: million dollar show with us, Zach Top who I love,
Speaker 1: who feels like he's fifty but he's like twelve. He
Speaker 1: is so good, Jackson Dene who says like three words
Speaker 1: but until he gets on stage and he's It's such
Speaker 1: a good lineup doing a show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I was genuinely fans of the like, I
Speaker 5: wanted to loosen selfishly.
Speaker 4: I wanted to loosten to the every night.
Speaker 1: The tour Country is Cool Again, the headlining tour. I
Speaker 1: was looking at dates it go was all the end.
Speaker 2: Of the year.
Speaker 4: So yeah, you're still doing We're rocking and rolled h.
Speaker 2: There she has our friend Lanny Wilson.
Speaker 1: I'd love to check out.
Speaker 2: It's time for the good news.
Speaker 4: So there's this nine year old boy, Derek.
Speaker 3: His family was vacationing in California and they made it
Speaker 3: back to Texas and realized Derek left his little stuffed
Speaker 3: monkey at the hotel in California.
Speaker 4: Well, then they decided to hit up the old church.
Speaker 3: Chain because someone that went to their church was vacationing
Speaker 3: near where the hotel was. So they hit them up
Speaker 3: and they drove an hour to the hotel. Her name
Speaker 3: is Josephine Ortego, so shout out to her because she
Speaker 3: picked up the stuff monkey and then road tripped back
Speaker 3: to Texas with it, her and her boyfriend and they
Speaker 3: took little photos like, you know, the stuff monkey got
Speaker 3: a doctor Pepper and watched the Minions while they were driving,
Speaker 3: you know, sort of like flat Stanley style.
Speaker 2: I'm sure the kid loved it. Great for her drive
Speaker 2: an hour to get that monkey.
Speaker 1: But they were driving back home anyway, right, They didn't
Speaker 1: just drive home because they had the monkey. Oh flown
Speaker 1: with the monkey if they were flying back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they they drove an hour to the hotel
Speaker 3: out of their way.
Speaker 2: Then an hour back and then out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I agree. It's super thoughtful. That kid had
Speaker 1: to be so happy to get his monkey back. I
Speaker 1: just bought him a new monkey, that's me sure, and
Speaker 1: the monkey got a road trip.
Speaker 4: That's really yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, good story. Yeah great, that's that meant
Speaker 1: a lot to that kid. I'm sure that's what it's
Speaker 1: all about.
Speaker 2: That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1: Amy what happened?
Speaker 3: So my friend's car was hit and run, Like a
Speaker 3: hit and run happened right outside of her house, and
Speaker 3: she had this suspicion that it's one of her neighbors.
Speaker 3: And so she's for like all weeks, she's been walking around,
Speaker 3: like trying to see if she saw dents that would match,
Speaker 3: like the the damage.
Speaker 1: You know, did she think it was a neighbor because
Speaker 1: was it a boom hit and run or was it
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 3: No fender but like damage enough to where if you whoever.
Speaker 4: Hit it, they knew.
Speaker 3: And she just felt like it was where they were
Speaker 3: parked in the alley, that it had to be someone
Speaker 3: that parks back there too.
Speaker 4: And so she's been.
Speaker 3: Walking around and she found she found a car that
Speaker 3: had matching dents the whole situation, and so you.
Speaker 4: Know, now she's like, how do I handle this? Like
Speaker 4: what do I do? And I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 4: that I say anything, like they live right by you.
Speaker 4: What if it's awkward? Like why would they just do
Speaker 4: that and run? And why are they trying to hide it?
Speaker 1: Y's so awkward. The same paint color, I'm assuming like
Speaker 1: it matches where they could have scraped the side if
Speaker 1: they were driving.
Speaker 4: She send me a picture as for yes, it's absolutely
Speaker 4: what happened.
Speaker 1: If you were the judge, would you judge that that's
Speaker 1: the car? They hit her car?
Speaker 4: And now the car is like she did.
Speaker 3: The reason why she almost didn't notice that one for
Speaker 3: days is it parked out front in a different spot,
Speaker 3: because she was like, oh, this is normally in the alley,
Speaker 3: and so she believes like, oh, are they intentionally now
Speaker 3: parking out front to sort of hope it dies down
Speaker 3: or maybe till they can get it fixed and make.
Speaker 4: It look like not.
Speaker 3: But I told her I don't know that i'd say anything,
Speaker 3: but she can't let it go, Like she's like, who
Speaker 3: doesn't hit and run? Who does this? This is crazy,
Speaker 3: Like you're risking a felony.
Speaker 1: For I don't know if it's a felony with a
Speaker 1: mild like scratchy a hit run. You're saying hit and
Speaker 1: run as in somebody was in the car, you nailed
Speaker 1: them and you drove off. This was like you accidentally
Speaker 1: scratched someone. You can also go out. Didn't know I
Speaker 1: even scratched them, So I don't felony. I don't know
Speaker 1: the word felony around.
Speaker 4: She was very passionate about that.
Speaker 3: She just thought like, why would you risk like an
Speaker 3: even larger charge for something that, yeah, maybe you don't
Speaker 3: want to pay five hundred dollars for the DNT to
Speaker 3: fix it or whatever, but like you're facing something far worse.
Speaker 3: So she's just like out for justice right now, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, let it go. I don't want to be
Speaker 3: awkward with my neighbor.
Speaker 1: For damages under four hundred bucks. It's a classy misdemeanor
Speaker 1: a little more than that, but it's not a felony
Speaker 1: for them.
Speaker 2: They probably fled because maybe they've been drinking.
Speaker 6: They're like, oh, I don't want to get in trouble,
Speaker 6: so I'd rather sever the consequences later.
Speaker 1: Or it could have been a kid was driving the car,
Speaker 1: or it could have been they don't have the money
Speaker 1: right now, they're insurance, Like, there's all these things.
Speaker 2: What would I do?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I would take I think I'll write in
Speaker 1: a note and I would put it on a few
Speaker 1: of the cars around there, and I'd go, hey, someone
Speaker 1: has hit my car. If you've seen it, please let
Speaker 1: me know. I live here at this address. The color
Speaker 1: of the cars seems to be this. Any information, let
Speaker 1: me know, And I'd put it on like four or
Speaker 1: five cars. But I'd be sure to put it on
Speaker 1: the car that had the scratches, because then they know
Speaker 1: you know, and you didn't just target them and.
Speaker 3: You didn't have to like go knock on their door and.
Speaker 2: Then they know you know. And then what happens is
Speaker 2: you go four or five.
Speaker 1: Then you go over to them later and go hey,
Speaker 1: to knock on the door, leave another note, Hey, sorry
Speaker 1: to bother you. A couple of folks said that maybe
Speaker 1: somebody that was driving your car scratch my car. But
Speaker 1: when I put the notes on everyone's card, I just
Speaker 1: want to check and make did that happen, because then
Speaker 1: you have a reason to actually go there. It's not
Speaker 1: just you accusing. You can blame it on another note.
Speaker 1: That's if you want justice, if you want real justice,
Speaker 1: ty Iron, Oh no no, but that's real justice.
Speaker 2: That's real justice. I'm not advising real justice.
Speaker 1: But if she's doing that, that's if she just goes
Speaker 1: up in a straight accusatory toward them, you did it,
Speaker 1: because maybe they didn't. Maybe everything just happens to be,
Speaker 1: but maybe they didn't, right.
Speaker 4: Because not like she has actual footage of it.
Speaker 1: If I were strategizing, i'd go multiple notes and then
Speaker 1: the multiple notes. I would go, if anyone has any
Speaker 1: doorcam footage or anything, please let me know, because all
Speaker 1: that's gonna do is freak out the person that really
Speaker 1: did it. That someone's going to turn in the door
Speaker 1: cam footage and they never have to turn it in
Speaker 1: and the other person can't prove that they did or
Speaker 1: didn't turn it in.
Speaker 2: That's what I do.
Speaker 1: I freak them out, and then I'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: we have this is awkward. But some people said that
Speaker 1: it could have been your car. That's scratch. If you're
Speaker 1: super nice, I think he's taken care of and justice
Speaker 1: is served. Okay, That's what I would do, Like three
Speaker 1: levels deep.
Speaker 4: I think I can get on board with that.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I don't understand your three levels deep, Like I'm like,
Speaker 3: what why would you go through all of that? Like
Speaker 3: she was to like dance around whatever. But in this case,
Speaker 3: I'm here for it's.
Speaker 2: Also a neighbor and you're always gonna have to live by.
Speaker 4: Them, yes, and you don't want awkwardness or them to like.
Speaker 1: Murder yes murdering yes, yes yeah. Let me know if
Speaker 1: she decides to do that. If you posted, I hope
Speaker 1: she does. I want to see all my experiments come
Speaker 1: to line, that'll be great. Morgan went to a breakup
Speaker 1: on the air, she talked about it. It's been pretty
Speaker 1: much on the open And the next day she talked about
Speaker 1: how she was crying on a swing set and the
Speaker 1: guy came up and was like, can I get your number?
Speaker 2: A low weird for the.
Speaker 1: Guy because as soon as I see like the massacre,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm backing off because I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on. So we appreciate you Morgan for being so
Speaker 1: open and candid.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think a lot of listeners have gone through
Speaker 1: something similar a breakup, however, and I've made Lunchbox wait
Speaker 1: a couple of days. But Lunchbox is now claiming that
Speaker 1: you taught us all a very valuable lesson.
Speaker 2: Oh here we go, right, Yes, and it is.
Speaker 6: If you're going to take someone to your fam family
Speaker 6: member's wedding, you need to either be engaged or married
Speaker 6: to that person. You can't just be dating that person
Speaker 6: because now all those pictures from Morgan's sister's wedding are ruined.
Speaker 4: Probably in family photos.
Speaker 1: Was as her before you start saying yes he is,
Speaker 1: let's ask her because you took him to your sister's
Speaker 1: wedding where you were the maid of honor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did, okay, lunch postional questions. Would you like
Speaker 2: to ask her? Was he in family photos?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 8: He was not in the set up family photos.
Speaker 2: Was he in pictures of with your sister on the
Speaker 2: dance floor?
Speaker 1: Okay? But those there are probably people that that doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: It doesn't ruin a picture.
Speaker 6: Are you serious every time they look back at her
Speaker 6: sister's wedding, Oh, there's that guy, Man, there's that guy?
Speaker 4: Or is that I thought it coming?
Speaker 8: I think it's more going to be for me in
Speaker 8: the photos, because it's really just photos of him and
Speaker 8: I that have shown up in those that I'm gonna
Speaker 8: be like, dang, that sucks for me that I brought
Speaker 8: it to something that was important to me.
Speaker 6: Right, such a big event, and now you every time
Speaker 6: you look at that wedding, you're gonna think of him.
Speaker 1: No, you're not.
Speaker 2: So the new it's not runned, Okay, go ahead. The
Speaker 2: new rule is if.
Speaker 6: You're going to a family meter family member's wedding, because
Speaker 6: that's a special wedding, you have to be engaged or
Speaker 6: married to the person. A friend's wedding who cares. You're
Speaker 6: just there to have fun.
Speaker 1: Anyway, or bump them out of the family pictures like
Speaker 1: Morgan did, and they get to exist like everybody else.
Speaker 2: Oh, man, I am so glad to hear you win
Speaker 2: in family photos. Oh you're so.
Speaker 1: Glad because you care that much about the Morgan.
Speaker 4: Yes, I keck you up at night.
Speaker 6: I was thinking Mike Morgan probably had her arm around
Speaker 6: him and they'd had to photoshop him Mountain Morgan's arm
Speaker 6: just be hanging in the air.
Speaker 1: Like what up?
Speaker 7: Guy?
Speaker 6: Like here at the wedding. Hey, I yeah, so weird.
Speaker 6: But hey, I'm glad to hear. But yes, I am.
Speaker 6: Ooh and money it would have cost them to pay
Speaker 6: extra to get them photoshopped.
Speaker 4: Oh, it doesn't cost money.
Speaker 2: You can also just crop it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: But those you agree with My rule, I think the
Speaker 1: role and she followed it, is if you're not engaged
Speaker 1: or Mary, don't put him the main family picture.
Speaker 2: And she did that.
Speaker 4: Gosh, she even engaged in the main family picture.
Speaker 2: That's dangerous.
Speaker 1: Engaged, I think it's fine.
Speaker 2: Engaged is a pretty like committed self.
Speaker 1: If I'm engaged to you and you don't put me
Speaker 1: in the family picture, I'm like, we're not feeling very
Speaker 1: good about this engagement, so I think engaged with definitely
Speaker 1: on the end. Yeah, your thoughts on the whole thing, Morgan, I.
Speaker 8: Mean yeah, like like listen, I'm I'm super bummed, Like
Speaker 8: I wish I would have known him before that wedding
Speaker 8: because it was a really special and important wedding for
Speaker 8: my sister and in like our period of our lives.
Speaker 8: So it's a bummer to think about that and that
Speaker 8: he was there. But I think that's just right now.
Speaker 8: I don't know that that's going to be a lingering
Speaker 8: feeling forever, so hopefully not.
Speaker 9: I mean, I hadn't thought about that till lunch brought
Speaker 9: it up. Well, that's all I can think about.
Speaker 2: Compassionate than I am.
Speaker 6: I'm thinking about her and her family hards, what you're
Speaker 6: known for right now and this hard time.
Speaker 2: Here's a voicemail we got last night.
Speaker 10: I travel for work, and I've been listening now for
Speaker 10: about a year, and I hear all these people call
Speaker 10: in and complain about Lunchbox, and there are some things
Speaker 10: about Amy that's annoying, like the way she says her asses.
Speaker 10: I have to turn it on my radio. Eddy when
Speaker 10: he's like yeah, and I go after every game that
Speaker 10: he wins. I mean, everybody had annoying in their own
Speaker 10: little way. I think everybody should just lay out lunchocks.
Speaker 1: That's like the opposite of what a parent tells like
Speaker 1: a seven year old, you're beautiful in your own way.
Speaker 1: She just said us all with everybody's annoying their own way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which we know that. I know all my little annoying ways.
Speaker 1: I think lunchbox. So he's just louder. He's just louder
Speaker 1: with his more abrasive. Therefore it's pushes its way through more. Well.
Speaker 4: The s is how us.
Speaker 3: Like, No, I've even talked to my dentists about there's
Speaker 3: something we can do to help with the says.
Speaker 4: It's annoying to me too.
Speaker 2: Don't fix it because then you'll come in like double
Speaker 2: you wrong.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's just I got to figure it out.
Speaker 2: Pile of stories.
Speaker 3: So MSN put together a list of suggestions from Warren
Speaker 3: Buffett on how to build wealth. Okay, okay, first thing
Speaker 3: is reading is key. He reads five hundred pages from
Speaker 3: various sources every single day.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that five hundred pages. There's no way
Speaker 1: even if somebody likes to read. There's no way that's
Speaker 1: a book a day. That's impossible. That's impossible. I guess
Speaker 1: that's not because he does it. It's probably why it's
Speaker 1: a billionaire. That's a leg. But to also have like
Speaker 1: a full day of work, wow, go ahead, say maybe
Speaker 1: the words are really big, like he's blind, he's old,
Speaker 1: and they're really big words.
Speaker 2: Because there's no way.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, save first, Warren Buffett says, do not save
Speaker 3: what is left after spending, but spend what is left
Speaker 3: after saving.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a wise words, rich guy.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, eat at home.
Speaker 3: Warren Buffett avoids regular nights out.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm go out. I just order Ruber reads all.
Speaker 1: I eat at home. I'm not rich. I eat at home.
Speaker 1: Oh you're saying, so you haven't doing that, do it
Speaker 1: all the time? Well, I guess I do eat at
Speaker 1: home too, I just order it from Okay, Well.
Speaker 4: Eddie, then this one's for you. Don't waste money on gambling,
Speaker 4: he says.
Speaker 2: Okay, you counting one too, Give me one more from
Speaker 2: warm buffet.
Speaker 4: Don't live beyond your means.
Speaker 3: If it's not in need and it's not in your budget,
Speaker 3: make it a hard pass.
Speaker 1: That is probably the best piece of advice that he's
Speaker 1: given so far.
Speaker 3: And then tags on to that, he said, quality always
Speaker 3: over quantity.
Speaker 2: Easy to say, yeah, you have to say, okay, what else?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: So New York Posts had this relationship colonist Jana Hawking
Speaker 3: talking about simple things that guys do that women cannot resist.
Speaker 3: So if y'all want your wives to be totally into you,
Speaker 3: take notes.
Speaker 4: Okay. The first thing is reading a book like women
Speaker 4: love something.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's on something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Yeah, So there's a whole Instagram page devoted
Speaker 3: to that. This is called hot Guys reading NYC.
Speaker 2: But they have to be hot first. It's not just
Speaker 2: the book.
Speaker 1: Is not just guys reading, and it's every like, hold up,
Speaker 1: I'm already I'm reading the book to be.
Speaker 2: Hot first, to make this account go ahead.
Speaker 4: Number two is cooking a meal.
Speaker 1: Okay, I could see whe're women like that. Yes.
Speaker 4: Number three is men who walk on the road side
Speaker 4: of the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: I would say some of them don't even know that's
Speaker 1: the thing anymore, that's so old.
Speaker 3: Well, some women are very attracted to it, so make
Speaker 3: sure you're doing it. And then men who share photos
Speaker 3: of their less than masculine pets online, like if they
Speaker 3: have a little tiny dog or a kitten.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, what no chance?
Speaker 3: Yeah a guy with a cat, I mean like that's hot.
Speaker 2: No chance else.
Speaker 3: Jelly Roll was talking about his hack for always getting
Speaker 3: a late checkout at a hotel, and he said, what.
Speaker 1: You need to do, say your name is show them
Speaker 1: your awards. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, when you're checking in, you need the night shift
Speaker 3: person because they don't really tend to care. They're not
Speaker 3: going to be there in the morning. But if you
Speaker 3: call morning of you're kind of dealing with people that are,
Speaker 3: you know, trying to get the day going, get people
Speaker 3: in and out. But the night person is more than
Speaker 3: likely always like yeah, sure, no problem, who cares.
Speaker 2: That's a little like you said, like two pm.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of a two pm l like check out,
Speaker 4: that's late late.
Speaker 1: Got two pm a few times? Really, Yeah, I just did.
Speaker 1: My name is jelly Roll, I'd like, yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's my file.
Speaker 2: That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
Speaker 2: good news.
Speaker 10: Ready.
Speaker 9: So a couple of weekends ago, Bones, you and I
Speaker 9: were a fanatics.
Speaker 1: Fest, right, Yeah, it's big sports. I would say, it's
Speaker 1: like Comic Con for sports. Tom Brady was there talking,
Speaker 1: or you can like run the forty yard dash, or
Speaker 1: you can go look at cards. It's like in every
Speaker 1: way I'm thinking.
Speaker 4: Like when I saw it, I was like, Oh, this
Speaker 4: is like Bravo Con.
Speaker 2: For sports, which is like Comic Con for Bravo.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all that, But I didn't know
Speaker 9: this was happening. Apparently there was a costume contest going
Speaker 9: on there and the winner she dressed up as a
Speaker 9: Bills fan but jumping on a table. Her whole costume
Speaker 9: was a Bills fan jumping on table, which is what
Speaker 9: the Bills fans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they jump off like wrestling and rest slinging me
Speaker 1: when they jump off the top row person, they jumped
Speaker 1: through tables. Those mafia does, that's their thing. And that
Speaker 1: was her costume. And so she won the first prize,
Speaker 1: like the main prize. Dude, this prize is crazy.
Speaker 9: So for the next year, she's got tickets to the
Speaker 9: Super Bowl, the World Series, NBA Finals, Stanley Cup Finals,
Speaker 9: em I Lel's Cup, WrestleMania, and UFC.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 1: All that she got for that costume contest.
Speaker 2: That's azing.
Speaker 1: This is unbelievaze I've ever heard of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, every one of the championships. That's wild.
Speaker 1: I thought that was so I saw.
Speaker 2: The costume is pretty good. She's on a table leaning back.
Speaker 1: It looks like she's falling through it, but she's really not.
Speaker 1: But it's part of the costume. The table is do
Speaker 1: Why did we not get dressed up when we win?
Speaker 1: We weren't gonna win or think about like that. Dan,
Speaker 1: that's awesome, that's like much more. Why don't we think
Speaker 1: of a million dollar idea? Well, we just didn't have them.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that is the greatest prize I've ever heard,
Speaker 1: other than like winning lottery. No, this is pretty cool.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1: One of our favorite voice Mellers Trucker Joe left us
Speaker 1: this message, Hey, Bobby, when somebody wins easy.
Speaker 5: Trivia, ain't they supposed to eliminate somebody so somebody.
Speaker 1: Else could play?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 1: Oh, we played our whole first match on Friday in
Speaker 1: the new season. Oh, Eddie's the champion, Eddie, you can
Speaker 1: still eliminate somebody.
Speaker 2: Wow, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Who it is. Let me think about this for a second,
Speaker 1: because if you win, you get to cut someone. So
Speaker 1: if you don't cut someone the next five seconds, we're
Speaker 1: moving on with life.
Speaker 9: I mean, Amy's my main competitor, so if I cut her,
Speaker 9: I have a better chance of winning.
Speaker 2: She did cut you once. Yeah, let's cut Amy.
Speaker 1: Wow, just like that, Trucker Joe breaks into Justice and
Speaker 1: what does that put Abby in? Yeah? Yeah, well whoever
Speaker 1: did really?
Speaker 2: Just an empty chair? Wow, justice is sir, Thank you,
Speaker 2: Trucker Joe.
Speaker 1: And now, so you got to the Morning Corny right
Speaker 1: after that? Oh no, oh no, all right, let's go
Speaker 1: to the Morning Corny.
Speaker 2: The Morning Corny.
Speaker 4: Why was the baby jalapeno shivering?
Speaker 2: Was the baby jalapeno shivering?
Speaker 4: He was a little chilly?
Speaker 2: Tears are falling down her face.
Speaker 1: That was the morning Corny. How do you feel about that? Amy?
Speaker 4: I get it. I had to do it to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's part of the game.
Speaker 3: It's hard being the competition.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, well, I guess I take it.
Speaker 4: You'll play again, but no, Amy, So I guess it's
Speaker 4: a compliment.
Speaker 2: Sure you can take that way or whatever.
Speaker 1: Wake up, Wake up in the mall radio and the
Speaker 1: Dodgers going to lunchbox. More Game two stea bread out
Speaker 1: of trying to put you through fog. He's running It's
Speaker 1: wigs next year. The Bobby's on the box, so you
Speaker 1: know what this.
Speaker 2: Abotty ball. Let's do the news Bobby's story.
Speaker 1: This guy named Jesse Kipp eighty one month jail sentence
Speaker 1: after being convicted of faking his own death by hacking
Speaker 1: government systems, officially marking himself as deceased. Now, he used
Speaker 1: credentials of a physician to gain access to the death
Speaker 1: of registry. So he did all this basically to get
Speaker 1: out of paying child support.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, creative As from the register, he up his game.
Speaker 1: He stole credentials, he accessed other states death registries, and
Speaker 1: they say, dead beat dad hacks government to fake death.
Speaker 1: Once he's released from jail, he'll be on the hook
Speaker 1: one hundred and ninety five thousand dollars to cover the
Speaker 1: child support he was trying to avoid. Ooh dang, that's like,
Speaker 1: if you're that smart to do all that, why not
Speaker 1: be that smart to make the money to pay your
Speaker 1: child support?
Speaker 2: Isn't that rational?
Speaker 1: Thinking? Yes, well, you.
Speaker 2: Don't want to do it, but now do you want
Speaker 2: to jail? You know what, you don't do it Joe.
Speaker 2: He didn't want to do trust me, you don't want
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 9: It's like cartels that like do like awesome business, but
Speaker 9: they got to do it illegally.
Speaker 2: Over they make a lot of money. They make a
Speaker 2: lot of This guy just like try to whack himself.
Speaker 1: They make a lot of money. Not that I would
Speaker 1: do that, of course. Not to stop the hiccups. Reach
Speaker 1: for these common fruits. So if you have the hiccups,
Speaker 1: which I don't get the hiccups very often, and I
Speaker 1: can usually stop mom by just holding my breath for
Speaker 1: five seconds. Been very easy for me to get rid
Speaker 1: of it. Never been a big hit hiccup guy. But
Speaker 1: a simple and effective way to stop hiccups. Drip lemon
Speaker 1: juice or lime juice into the back of the throat.
Speaker 1: It'll almost stop them immediately, okay, because it is a
Speaker 1: stimulation of the vegas nerve which runs from the brain
Speaker 1: down to blow the diaphragm. And what the limon or
Speaker 1: lime juice does is some sort of sensory sour who knows.
Speaker 4: Whatever, Because I get hiccups for a long time.
Speaker 1: A person accidentally texted a police officer saying, you want
Speaker 1: to smoke like smoke yeah, you will smoke, and the
Speaker 1: officer played along for a second, but then the person
Speaker 1: was like yo, and then he sent a picture for
Speaker 1: the badge and they stopped texting. Oh no. Just for
Speaker 1: those wondering smoking, not legal smoking, especially in this day
Speaker 1: in Mississippi, Ward is not legal smoke the marijuana. That's
Speaker 1: from Fox News. It wasn't wow, maybe you were a
Speaker 1: little hard It was Is it okay to drink twenty
Speaker 1: five cups of coffee a day? No?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Around eight thousand people were surveyed with coffee habits ranging
Speaker 1: from one to twenty five cups of coffee each day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there are people that do twenty five a day. The
Speaker 1: survey conducted, Uh, we're with again, thousands of people from
Speaker 1: the United States, UK, like countries that we know, because
Speaker 1: sometimes I do it with countries we don't know, and we're.
Speaker 2: Like, how believable is this?
Speaker 1: But a high amount of coffee consumption didn't have a
Speaker 1: noticeable effect on the hardening of arteries.
Speaker 2: So it was safe to drink twenty five cups of
Speaker 2: coffee a day.
Speaker 1: WHOA just seems like a lot.
Speaker 2: The Mayo Clinic has concluded it's safe to drink four
Speaker 2: a day.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna listen to.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, but some people do twenty five. That's all day, right,
Speaker 1: that's you wake up drinking coffee, drink it all the
Speaker 1: way till you go to bed. Right, there's no way
Speaker 1: to drink all that just in the morning. Seventy three
Speaker 1: percent of insured drivers prefer to pay out a pocket
Speaker 1: rather than filing insurance claims. And I think also two reasons.
Speaker 1: One because if it's something that is not a substantial
Speaker 1: amount of money, you don't want your insurance to go
Speaker 1: up because that sucks. Has happened to me before, where
Speaker 1: it's like I just could have paid like four hundred
Speaker 1: and nineteen dollars instead of having my go up one
Speaker 1: hundred and ten dollars a month in perpetuity, so forever,
Speaker 1: it's just like up one hundred bucks. Some people, though,
Speaker 1: don't even want to get insurance. They would just rather
Speaker 1: pay for it themselves. Like car, the thing is you
Speaker 1: have to have insurance, that's the law with cars. Yes,
Speaker 1: many prefer to pay out a pocket for auto damage.
Speaker 1: And I would say, you have to make that decision.
Speaker 1: Is it worth it to go because your premium will
Speaker 1: change if so. That's from PR Newswire anybody here not
Speaker 1: have car insurance?
Speaker 2: Good job?
Speaker 1: Everybody third of America cans consider themselves to be an entrepreneur.
Speaker 1: Who here considers themselves to be an entrepreneur? Eddie, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit. Chicken business. I mean I have my job,
Speaker 1: this one. This is an entrepreneur job. This is a
Speaker 1: regular jobrepreneur. I know that's what I'm saying. I get
Speaker 1: a paycheck here. But my chicken business entrepreneur, Yes, that
Speaker 1: would be true, but he doesn't do anything.
Speaker 9: I sold a lot of chickens, but I'm still selling chickens.
Speaker 1: Amy.
Speaker 4: I have done entrepreneurial things.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh boy, entrepreneur what?
Speaker 4: Oh boy?
Speaker 6: Oh I mean pow it that's entrepreneurial. Uh storage shed
Speaker 6: I mean lawn mowing business back in the day.
Speaker 2: You were eleven DVDs. Uh, I mean everything.
Speaker 1: I'm for the record, are you an entrepreneur if it's illegal,
Speaker 1: I am an entrepreneur and I still come up with
Speaker 1: ideas every day on the napkin.
Speaker 4: Why why you don't think we have entrepreneuris?
Speaker 2: Why do you say?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know when I said mind you said
Speaker 4: old boys.
Speaker 6: I said it to him, was going to him, you know,
Speaker 6: he was going to me next amy He wouldn't, okay.
Speaker 4: I was sensitive to that because I.
Speaker 2: Was like, you don't install us entrepreneurs over here, Okay, No, No.
Speaker 1: I just knew you were gonna have a list of
Speaker 1: things that really probably shouldn't count, like doing bits for
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: Does it mean you're Yeah, the palette where.
Speaker 1: We all put in money and we still haven't seen
Speaker 1: our money back yet.
Speaker 2: It's working on it, all right.
Speaker 1: And then finally five million dollars worth of meth disguised
Speaker 1: as watermelons found at a California customs checkpoint.
Speaker 2: Somebody got in trouble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. US Customs and Border Protection discovered five
Speaker 1: million dollars worth of meth and fetamine disguised as watermelons.
Speaker 1: So disguised though, I would think they would be in
Speaker 1: the watermelons, and.
Speaker 2: They probably hollowed out somehow.
Speaker 1: More so than like they were just they just painted
Speaker 1: the meth bundles green.
Speaker 4: Lunchbuck is the entrepreneur. See what he would do?
Speaker 6: I just told you, yeah, yea, yeah, you would get
Speaker 6: a machine to hallow them out and then be able
Speaker 6: to put the watermelon back together.
Speaker 2: Here's what happened. They didn't do that.
Speaker 1: They literally pay need these bundles to look like watermelons.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be a lot of work.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's crazy. I'm looking at them.
Speaker 4: Are they oval?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well if they weren't, that wouldn't look like a watermelon.
Speaker 2: Another square.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. They took the wrapping the packages and just
Speaker 1: painted on my light green and then drew darker green
Speaker 1: lines on them.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: They must have gotten through many times though running five
Speaker 1: million through. They've probably run two hundred thousand through first.
Speaker 1: A couple of times. I thought they would have hollowed
Speaker 1: the melons out too, but straight up like somebody putting
Speaker 1: those glasses just walking through.
Speaker 6: What's crazy is they're kind of smaller. And I got
Speaker 6: a question. Is Mexico known for their watermelons? Because it
Speaker 6: would be a little weird if you're bringing that much
Speaker 6: watermelon for Mexico and they don't grow there.
Speaker 4: I don't know there.
Speaker 2: I would think that'd be a very watermelony place.
Speaker 3: I got from South Texas and my grandpa was a
Speaker 3: watermelon farmer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I would think so.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's the news story. All right, we have
Speaker 1: vacation coming up. Eddie telling Amy what's going on.
Speaker 9: So we were talking about vacation, me and Abby in
Speaker 9: the glassroom and she said, where are you going to
Speaker 9: go for vacation? I said, Scottsdale, Arizona. She said, oh
Speaker 9: my gosh, I am too. We should get together.
Speaker 2: And I was like, so.
Speaker 9: I'm just going with my wife. This is me and
Speaker 9: my wife going. And she said, I'm going with my boyfriend.
Speaker 9: Like we should do. We should double day, go hiking
Speaker 9: and we can do like lunch and stuff. And I'm like, okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Maybe one activity.
Speaker 2: Why would you va how here? Let me ask Gabby?
Speaker 2: I off, how real? Sometimes people on the show exaggerate. Abby?
Speaker 1: Did you tell Eddie you wanted to go on a
Speaker 1: double date if you guys are both on vacation in Scottsdale?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I have a whole itinerary we could do.
Speaker 9: Why not?
Speaker 2: Why not do it here?
Speaker 1: Because when you're on vacation, you're doing stuff you don't
Speaker 1: normally get to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but his wife is always watching the kids. They
Speaker 4: never get to do dates here. So I was like,
Speaker 4: that'd be awesome to do a double date.
Speaker 3: And last time we went on vacation, remember I went
Speaker 3: to QS by myself.
Speaker 2: And so now I finally but you have a boyfriend.
Speaker 2: You don't need to track down you know what that
Speaker 2: this direct.
Speaker 4: In the same place. So it's like.
Speaker 2: Exactly, and if we see you, we'll wait at you, That's.
Speaker 1: What she said to she, like, this is crazy. It's
Speaker 1: meant to be.
Speaker 4: We should hang out odds one time, not an itinerary.
Speaker 1: Why would you not do it if you're at home,
Speaker 1: That's what I said, time going to somewhere new.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys never hang out. That would be the
Speaker 2: weirdest thing, the weirdest effort.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's weird.
Speaker 7: It be fun.
Speaker 3: What I it's the beginning of the coolest thing ever.
Speaker 4: Exactly.
Speaker 3: The boyfriend really gets along with Eddie.
Speaker 1: Ye, that's actually but you can find that out here.
Speaker 2: I don't want to waste my vacation testing out.
Speaker 1: You want to waste a vacation one hike. You want
Speaker 1: to waste hours evening testing she said, hike and then
Speaker 1: lunch afterwards. I'm like, I.
Speaker 2: Wanna do that.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Did you feel like it was awkward?
Speaker 1: Eddie? I feel like it's really all not awkward to
Speaker 1: do because we all love Abby, sure, except for but
Speaker 1: I feel like on vacation that's a weird pressure to
Speaker 1: put on you for you.
Speaker 9: Oh, I think it is crazy that we're going to
Speaker 9: the same city.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. We can all acknowledge. Yes, what are
Speaker 1: the odds? Right?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How many times have you been in Scottsdale?
Speaker 1: Eddie?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 4: Okay, see, I always go. We used to go there.
Speaker 1: Every which is right.
Speaker 2: Why you shouldn't hang out there? You should go?
Speaker 4: She can help them know what to do.
Speaker 9: She said that too, like I can show you around.
Speaker 9: I know Scottsdale, I have GPS.
Speaker 2: I don't need you.
Speaker 1: We can run.
Speaker 2: Is this awkward or no?
Speaker 1: I vote heavily awkward. Not that it's abbey, but just
Speaker 1: that there's an expectation of because you happen to be
Speaker 1: in the same city on vacation, you need to hang
Speaker 1: out together. I'm gonna go awkward. Amy, Well, okay, if.
Speaker 4: When you put it that way, it's awkward.
Speaker 2: There should be an ex That's what it is.
Speaker 4: There shouldn't be an expectation. But I mean, why not
Speaker 4: just get together for one thing?
Speaker 2: But you can do it here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're in Scottsdale.
Speaker 1: We can do it here, and we don't do it here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've chosen not to do it.
Speaker 2: Here. Okay, so Amy's going not awkward lunchboxing, heavily awkward example.
Speaker 6: I mean it's so weird and strange and I don't
Speaker 6: even understand it.
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 2: So what did you do on vacation? I went and
Speaker 2: hung out with Abby.
Speaker 4: Like what one thing?
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't believe it. We're there, we should go like,
Speaker 1: let's go on a double day? Or was it like, hey,
Speaker 1: something we should think about if we're both there and
Speaker 1: we're bored, we could reach out to each other. No, no,
Speaker 1: it was like immediately we should do blank.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you guys staying in the same area?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Scottsdale, Scottsdale, Utah.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my gosh. Do you feel where this feels funny?
Speaker 4: I don't really, I really don't.
Speaker 9: You know what.
Speaker 2: That's what we love about you. You're a good person
Speaker 2: with a good heart.
Speaker 1: I guess that's maybe maybe we'll see what happens. Hey, sure,
Speaker 1: hit me out. You never know what the world is
Speaker 1: gonna bring, right, and if you get lost, you know
Speaker 1: who to call because she spent exact time there. You
Speaker 1: guys are great.
Speaker 2: Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 1: Today.
Speaker 6: This story comes us from Iowa, a forty eight year
Speaker 6: old man was at home with his dad when his
Speaker 6: dad was like, hey, man, can you cover up your feet?
Speaker 2: Your feet stink?
Speaker 6: He said what, and he goes, yeah, those are nasty.
Speaker 6: So the sun shot the dead what.
Speaker 1: I would imagine there was some some beef prior to
Speaker 1: the feet sure, stinky argument. I would imagine there is
Speaker 1: a long history of these two not getting along, and
Speaker 1: then this was just a final straw.
Speaker 2: And he did ask him to wash his feet.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Again, I would imagine there was a lot more
Speaker 1: to it than just the feet thing.
Speaker 2: Nobody died, No one died.
Speaker 1: Allow.
Speaker 2: We don't allow deaths.
Speaker 6: No, there's no deaths. That's why this one is allowed.
Speaker 6: This is why it's allowed.
Speaker 1: Anyone have stinky feet because I do not have stinky feet.
Speaker 1: My shoes don't stink.
Speaker 9: Depending on what I wear, like if I wear shoes
Speaker 9: without socks for like oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I never. I never do that, So
Speaker 2: maybe that's why.
Speaker 4: I don't know how people do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he never throw them on.
Speaker 1: I feel like it makes the shoes smell long term.
Speaker 1: Sure it does.
Speaker 2: Okay, you guys are also bonehads for doing that. I'm
Speaker 2: much box at your boneheads story.
Speaker 6: Of the day.
Speaker 1: Let's go talk to Mitchell in Knoxville, Tennessee. Mitchell, you're out, buddy.
Speaker 7: I don't know you've noticed this in Nashville, but in
Speaker 7: Knoxville there's more and more people running not just stop signs,
Speaker 7: but red light. So I dropped the kids off at
Speaker 7: school this morning. On my way back, I was like,
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna pull over this gas station seats, you know,
Speaker 7: see if I see anybody running. Out of twenty cars,
Speaker 7: five people ran the red light. And I don't know
Speaker 7: if you guys are seeing that more in Nashville or not,
Speaker 7: but it's it's kind of sketchy. I didn't want to
Speaker 7: talk about it on the radio. I didn't want to
Speaker 7: entice more people to do it right, but you know,
Speaker 7: I just wanted to ask you the question, like, if
Speaker 7: you pull up through a red light, look both ways
Speaker 7: and no one's coming, do you run the thing or
Speaker 7: do you dreamlight?
Speaker 1: Different question? Okay, Okay, I now see what he's saying.
Speaker 1: Y if it's yellow and I'm not too far back,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to beat it. That's not running red light
Speaker 1: because yellow means hurry, right, Yeah, it's unless you're pretty
Speaker 1: far away. That it means yield slow, it's about to change,
Speaker 1: But it depending where you are in the relationship with
Speaker 1: the yellow light. Sure, the yellow light means different things.
Speaker 1: If you're pretty close and there's no car in front
Speaker 1: of of you. Oh, what really burns me up is
Speaker 1: if somebody's in front. There's plenty of time to get
Speaker 1: under the yellow and they slam on their brakes.
Speaker 2: That's the worst. Oh, it's like, bro, you could have
Speaker 2: made it. You easily could. I could have made it right.
Speaker 2: And I'm not an aggressive driver.
Speaker 4: That's as I say.
Speaker 3: I'm shocking.
Speaker 4: I think you're the yielder at all times.
Speaker 1: I'm got to get somewhere on time at all times,
Speaker 1: and if it's safe. Yellow doesn't mean slam on your brakes.
Speaker 1: Yellow means if you're far back, start slowing down because
Speaker 1: it's about to turn red. But if you're underneath it,
Speaker 1: here's a gas. They left it in parentheses. He's a gas.
Speaker 2: So okay, I thought.
Speaker 1: That's what he meant. Like people were running the after
Speaker 1: it turns red, they just go under. Now, I think
Speaker 1: it's a different story. If you get to a red
Speaker 1: light and there's nobody around. I am a real follower.
Speaker 1: If I get to a red light and there's no
Speaker 1: one around, I do not run the red light because
Speaker 1: I think somewhere behind a bush there is a police
Speaker 1: officer that.
Speaker 2: Is watching, and boo, I'm gonna get run. So I
Speaker 2: won't run it.
Speaker 1: However I can't. I'm not gonna be mad at somebody
Speaker 1: who does. If there's no reason to sit there amy
Speaker 1: red light, no one's around, you go through it.
Speaker 4: Yes, not listen. Not during the normal day.
Speaker 2: God our citizens arrest, right, huh.
Speaker 3: Like when we're on our way to work and it's
Speaker 3: early in the morning and there's not that many people
Speaker 3: on the road and somehow I'm at some red light
Speaker 3: that is gonna cause me to be late here and
Speaker 3: I'm sitting there unnecessarily. And if there's not that many
Speaker 3: people on the road, that is when I do it.
Speaker 3: But if it's two pm, no, I'm not doing it,
Speaker 3: because I.
Speaker 1: Don't think any of us are doing it at two
Speaker 1: pm daylight. No, No, I'm gonna send I'm doing it
Speaker 1: middle of the night too. But you're saying middle of
Speaker 1: the night, no one's around, you're gonna go and run
Speaker 1: through it if you're late, correct, Eddie, three am, no problem,
Speaker 1: three pm not doing it? Do you think twice about
Speaker 1: it at three am?
Speaker 9: Well, you know what if I'm like sometimes you're like
Speaker 9: coming out of a neighborhood and those lights just don't
Speaker 9: change for summer.
Speaker 1: If you're not back and forth, back and forth, and
Speaker 1: you do that twenty times, it's still not changing. I'll look.
Speaker 9: I mean, if it's more than three minutes, I'm looking, like,
Speaker 9: what's happening here?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll go.
Speaker 6: And what's funny is is not more than three minutes.
Speaker 6: It feels like three minutes because you're sitting there and
Speaker 6: there's no cars going by, but it feels like it's forever.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, all right, I'm out of here. What
Speaker 6: do you do during the day. I've done it where
Speaker 6: I run it, but I treat it like a stop someday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: And we're not talking about right on red because that
Speaker 1: can be treated like a stop sign.
Speaker 6: Like I'm sitting there and I'm looking and I'm just
Speaker 6: sitting there like there is no one around.
Speaker 2: This is so dumb.
Speaker 6: But in the middle of the night, if it's dark out,
Speaker 6: see you Mitchell.
Speaker 1: We had the conversation, how do you feel about our
Speaker 1: thoughts on what you told us all perfect.
Speaker 7: I agree with everything. It's the loud read for a
Speaker 7: long period of time, probably running it. But more of
Speaker 7: the story has looked both ways because you don't know
Speaker 7: who's coming and who's going to respect a lot, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think the larger moral of the story, even more
Speaker 1: than just traffic, is look both ways because you never
Speaker 1: know who's coming. That's right in the life Bobby Bones.
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