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Speaker 1: Don't be out here acting like a donkey. He bitch,

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Speaker 1: it's time for Donkey of the Day.

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Speaker 2: I'm a big boy. I could take it if he'd

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Speaker 2: feel out deserve it ain't no big deal.

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Speaker 3: I know, charlottagea godna have funny shi say his mouth.

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Speaker 2: You gotta say something you may not agree with. It

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Speaker 2: doesn't mean I'm mean.

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Speaker 1: Who's getting that donky?

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Speaker 4: That donkey that don't don't don't don't dunk donkey.

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Speaker 2: Other day, right, there's a breakfast club.

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Speaker 4: Bitch.

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Speaker 1: You you could call me the donkey of the day.

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Speaker 5: But like I mean, no harm.

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Speaker 2: Yes donkey, whoa why the hell I'm so loud? Scared myself?

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Speaker 2: Donkey today for Tuesday, May six goes to a Pennsylvania

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Speaker 2: woman named Christina solar Meado. Christina Solomeado is forty four

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Speaker 2: years old, and she did something that people figuratively talk

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Speaker 2: about doing. And I wish I could curse on the radio,

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Speaker 2: but I can't. But just know bicky and I wrote

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Speaker 2: the song about doing this to her. Ops, she called

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Speaker 2: it did it on him? But that's the clean version. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's hear some of this classic. You remember this, right, Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's how the clean version go no, it was on. Okay,

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Speaker 2: turn it up, let me hear it. Okay, keep the

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Speaker 2: instrumental going for me. Uh yes, see all that. Y'all

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Speaker 2: talk about releasing snak missiles on your apps, but she

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Speaker 2: never actually released the chocolate hostages. But Christina actually did.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to NBC ten Philly for the report please.

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Speaker 4: The police chief or Prospect Park says he has seen

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Speaker 4: some road rage cases during his career. Somebody cuts someone off,

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Speaker 4: then the drivers might get into a heated exchange. Then

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Speaker 4: they typically drive away. But in this case on Tuesday,

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Speaker 4: there was a little more to that and the incident

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Speaker 4: was captured on video by a bystander. That video, shared

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Speaker 4: thousands of times on Instagram, shows a woman identified Thursday

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Speaker 4: as Christina Salametto walking to another woman's car. The forty

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Speaker 4: four year old sits on the hood or not showing

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Speaker 4: the most graphic parts of the video, including when she

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Speaker 4: appeared to defecate on the car. Solamento was brought to

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Speaker 4: the Prospect Park Police department Thursday in handcuffs, offering no remarks.

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Speaker 4: She faces a number of charges, including in decent exposure

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Speaker 4: and depositing waste on a highway.

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Speaker 2: Imagine how mad. You gotta be the weaponized your own

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Speaker 2: digestive system. Okay, this is biological warfare, all right. I

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Speaker 2: respect people who can back the brown Cadillac out of

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Speaker 2: the garage in public.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: I'm not one of those people.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: I am very regular, Okay, a thirty am every morning,

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Speaker 2: I'm making a tombstone in the water grave here at work.

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Speaker 2: But if somebody comes in the bathroom or sits in

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Speaker 2: the star next to me, I can't do it. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm a cowboy fan, but I can't take the Browns

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Speaker 2: through the super Bowl if someone else is in the

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Speaker 2: bathroom with me. So the fact this woman was able

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Speaker 2: to bake some butt brownies in public on Q it's impressive.

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Speaker 2: But I'm gonna tell you something, Christina. The reason you

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Speaker 2: get in the biggest he has because, according to the

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Speaker 2: police Affidavid, you said, and I quote, I wanted to

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Speaker 2: punch her in the face, but I pooped on her

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Speaker 2: car instead and went home. I would rather you punched

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Speaker 2: it in the face. It takes way more energy to

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Speaker 2: pull your pants down and birth a creamy behemoth in

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Speaker 2: public than it does to punch someone in the face. Now,

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Speaker 2: Christina allegedly told cops that it was a clean poop.

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Speaker 2: I didn't have to wipe. True. Quote for the record,

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Speaker 2: there is no such thing as a clean wipe, okay,

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Speaker 2: are a clean poop? When you release the mud monkeys?

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Speaker 2: The anal area becomes soiled with stool and you gotta

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Speaker 2: clean it. Okay. Fecal matter contains bacteria and other micro

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Speaker 2: organisms that can cause infections are spread if not properly

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Speaker 2: cleaned the way, and having residual dookie around the rum

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Speaker 2: of your bookie can cause discomfort, okay, itching and irritation

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Speaker 2: whenever the inside of your bookie. Itching guarantees you didn't

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Speaker 2: wipe properly. So there is no clean kills when you

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Speaker 2: push out a sewer snake, okay, when you launch fudge torpedoes,

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Speaker 2: there is always a casualty. That's all I got. Please

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Speaker 2: let remem mem give Christina solar Meto the biggest he huh.

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Speaker 1: He ha he ha.

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Speaker 4: You stupid motherfuck?

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Speaker 5: Are you dumb? The amounts of effort in which you

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Speaker 5: put that presentation?

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Speaker 6: Yes, you did?

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Speaker 5: You literally, boy, like you ate that I would, But

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Speaker 5: I'm saying you literally you told that story like maya Angela.

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Speaker 1: Hey, all right, well, thank you for that donkey of

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Speaker 1: the day. Now when we come back, thank you for

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Speaker 1: that duchy of the day. Eight undred five eight five

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Speaker 1: one o five one. What's the most creative excuse or

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Speaker 1: lie you've used to sneak into a party? Tell him

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Speaker 1: this came from Man, now, this came from Los. Los

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Speaker 1: is just Lars's camera man. Last night was the met Gala.

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Speaker 1: Of course he wasn't invited. He didn't make it to

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Speaker 1: the met Gala, but he made it to every party party.

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Speaker 2: He still got his met Galla clothes on. That he

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Speaker 2: got on a black turtlenecks.

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Speaker 3: Because Los works very hard.

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Speaker 5: He came right in here at three thirty.

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Speaker 1: He was on stream last night with Conson Nat for

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Speaker 1: over an hour. Conson I have no clue who he was,

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Speaker 1: but gripe dress pants, he told Conson do you have

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Speaker 1: to order?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 2: He told?

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Speaker 6: Cos?

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Speaker 2: I told him that shut up. You have the audio, you.

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Speaker 1: Have turned his mic on, you have the audio. Non drunk? Well,

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Speaker 1: he told con Sanat, I rather had an audio.

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Speaker 2: We had the audio.

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Speaker 4: Best to me, jump ahead next to me, I'm talking

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Speaker 4: not man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the first time I said it, Man, I said that.

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Speaker 2: Will the first time I see you.

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Speaker 3: As we shut down the city.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that was a bad day.

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Speaker 1: That was a lad day.

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Speaker 2: Charlama is my cousin just to him in the God yeah,

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Speaker 2: Nick Cannon is my cousin too. Yeah, like stop, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I was about clubs all motion. Brother, Carlos is not

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Speaker 2: with the Breakfast club.

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Speaker 6: So he said, no, this is with the Breakfast that's

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Speaker 6: your cousin, cousin, and yes we're definitely related.

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Speaker 3: Just is actually related related for the past four years.

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Speaker 2: What boy, he's still drown out. He's still He showed

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Speaker 2: us so many videos of him walking around name dropping. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I don't know this man.

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Speaker 1: He said he played last night.

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Speaker 3: He said sexy Red had been up here, sexy Red

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Speaker 3: came up here. He told him, my name is loose

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Speaker 3: After that.

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Speaker 2: Proves you know him.

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Speaker 5: But you beat on a you bet uh.

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Speaker 3: And on our I beat somebody and he didn't be

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Speaker 3: He said he lost to it. He said he beat

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Speaker 3: the white guy he watched. He said the actual one

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Speaker 3: of the owners of Louis Vatan actually paid for his

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Speaker 3: UH ride share to him to get to her.

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Speaker 2: He was trying to hit I'm telling you, yes, you

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Speaker 2: better go in to bathroom check.

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Speaker 6: Come right out this morning. I mean clean five days one.

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Speaker 1: What's the most creative excuse a lie you wanted to

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Speaker 1: sneak it to a party? Let's discuss who it's the

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Speaker 1: breakfast person That breakfast club.

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