WEBVTT - Ep. 43: Prawn of the Dead

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna create more waste because I'm worried some yucko

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<v Speaker 1>stuck is butter type in the catch him before I

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<v Speaker 1>got there to order my pork roll sandwich. It's so

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<v Speaker 1>awesome when one or both of your clients is leaning

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<v Speaker 1>so far to one side of the boat that one

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<v Speaker 1>of your oars will not touch the water. You're doing

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<v Speaker 1>line class tractors to try to make a big name

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<v Speaker 1>for yourself, scarbage. I didn't get the stream name. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you tell me the stream name? The stream? Good morning,

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<v Speaker 1>degenerate anglers, Welcome to Bend, the podcast that thinks your

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<v Speaker 1>ability to make interesting conversation in the boat and always

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<v Speaker 1>show up on time matters more than your proficiency with

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<v Speaker 1>a rod or the size of your tackle box. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Surmelli A Miles nultyon. Amen to that man. I

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<v Speaker 1>will I'll take an interesting fishing buddy over and experienced one.

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<v Speaker 1>Every single right, to be clear, To be clear, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not advocating ignorance. Right. If we've been fishing together for

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<v Speaker 1>like five years and you haven't bothered to learn how

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<v Speaker 1>to tie on a leader or back up a trailer,

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<v Speaker 1>then you're just lazy or not. Actually that interested in fishing,

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<v Speaker 1>in which case that strong chance I wouldn't, I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be fishing with you for five years, like I would

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<v Speaker 1>have given up on you a lot sooner than five years.

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<v Speaker 1>But the argument I'm a big sake of the argument

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<v Speaker 1>guy exactly. So I gotta say that part of what

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<v Speaker 1>I love about my job I always have is that

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<v Speaker 1>I've gotten fish with many different people and get exposed

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<v Speaker 1>to just tons of different approaches in different places, different

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<v Speaker 1>rigs and techniques. Um. But the flip side of that

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<v Speaker 1>diverse fishing experience is that I'm constantly shown how little

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<v Speaker 1>I actually know. You know what I mean, Like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been afraid to suck at a particular kind

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<v Speaker 1>of fishing, so long as at the end of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>I've learned something, whether I could be a new nod

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<v Speaker 1>or new rig or even just the habits of fish

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<v Speaker 1>that maybe I don't target very often. So I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like very well versed in a broad sense. But you

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<v Speaker 1>get away from what you do and it's it's very

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<v Speaker 1>shocking how little you actually know. Oh yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 1>only figure that out by going and doing new things, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Like the most recent example I have is fishing with

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<v Speaker 1>you for shad. I've never seen a shad before in

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<v Speaker 1>my life, and trying to figure out how to work

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<v Speaker 1>those shad darts and like figure out the current and

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<v Speaker 1>all the different things that you showed me was was

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<v Speaker 1>a nice moment of realization, like I can figure all

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<v Speaker 1>this stuff out. I can do it, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know it, And had I been dropped there on my own,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have been able to Like I I I

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<v Speaker 1>think one of the things that I have learned the

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<v Speaker 1>more fishing I've done in the more places I've learned

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<v Speaker 1>that I just I suck at a lot of kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of fishing. I'm I'm I'm a pretty good learner, but

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<v Speaker 1>there are only certain things that I'm truly good at.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm hoping that with this particular episode that we've

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<v Speaker 1>laid out that we maybe I don't know, I hope

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<v Speaker 1>we encourage a few folks to feel comfortable sucking a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, like I hope by us stepping out and

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<v Speaker 1>saying like, hey, we suck at a lot of stuff

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to fishing, and that's okay. I hope

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<v Speaker 1>other people will take a q and be willing to

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<v Speaker 1>do that. But I am I'm slightly hesitant about this

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<v Speaker 1>week's theme. I gotta say, are you really a little

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm not losing sleep? This isn't It's not the

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<v Speaker 1>main thing that's keeping me up. But I'm just truly

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<v Speaker 1>and I think you get this. I'm not sure how

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<v Speaker 1>this one's gonna land, right, because we're this fair. You

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<v Speaker 1>say this episode is gonna focus on fly fishing, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>And we talk about fly fishing on this show all

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<v Speaker 1>the time, but in the past, Joe and I we've

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<v Speaker 1>always made a concerted effort to make sure that we

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<v Speaker 1>talk about something else too. We get some conventional stuff

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<v Speaker 1>in there, we got some ice, we get we've never

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<v Speaker 1>gone straight fly before. No, No, that's true. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think what Miles is getting at is that we have

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<v Speaker 1>a we have a pretty broad mix of anglers right

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<v Speaker 1>who listened to this show. And we say all the

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<v Speaker 1>time that we welcome everyone here at bent who likes

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<v Speaker 1>to fish long as you're you're thoughtful and ethical about it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not like a dirt bag out there. Um, But

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<v Speaker 1>we don't we we certainly don't want to alienate anybody,

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<v Speaker 1>but the fly thing it can be kind of polarizing.

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<v Speaker 1>We know that some of you are are dedicated fly folks.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of you dabble with flag gear or at least

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you're a little bit interested in it. And

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<v Speaker 1>some of you are either completely unfamiliar or just outright

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<v Speaker 1>like anti fly. And that's okay. We still we like

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<v Speaker 1>all of you, that's you know, yeah, And and we

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<v Speaker 1>hope that at least a couple of people will hear

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<v Speaker 1>this and and maybe feel a little differently if perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the anti side. But the thing is, it's June,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is and June where I live, Like, all

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<v Speaker 1>I think about when it comes to June is is

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<v Speaker 1>rivers just boiling with hatching insects and every fish and

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<v Speaker 1>every one of those rivers is chowing on those insects.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have been, you know, when I've been out

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<v Speaker 1>on the rivers, I have fish dry flies off and

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<v Speaker 1>on for a few months. But right now, this particularly

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<v Speaker 1>this week, is like the beginning of the prime time.

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<v Speaker 1>So in the spirit of that, we were thinking we

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<v Speaker 1>might spread a little unapologetic love for floating flies and

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<v Speaker 1>surface feeding trout because it's fun. Yeah. And the thing is,

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<v Speaker 1>we know there's there's gonna be some of you who

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<v Speaker 1>are understandably skeptical about this, right. I mean, we look,

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<v Speaker 1>we work at meat Eater, right, Steve Ronnella didn't build

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<v Speaker 1>his fan base advocating for dainty dry flies and precious trout.

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<v Speaker 1>But even even Steve will pick up the long rod

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<v Speaker 1>from time to time and admit how much goddamn fun

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<v Speaker 1>it is, right or can be? Um, You know, even

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<v Speaker 1>if he's not a huge fan of fly fishing culture,

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<v Speaker 1>that you've seen this, right, I have seen him do

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<v Speaker 1>it with my own two eyes. That is all true.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think before we we continue with our attempt

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<v Speaker 1>at a full throated appeal for wy fly fishing is

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<v Speaker 1>fun and not necessarily annoying or obnoxious, we do want

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<v Speaker 1>to remind all of you out there that this show

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<v Speaker 1>is brought to you by thirteen Fishing. It is, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's a little awkward, for thirteen thirteen doesn't actually

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<v Speaker 1>make any fly rods, at least not yet. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>that uh, they don't yet. But even in in the

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<v Speaker 1>heaviest insect hatch and dry fly fun, I still have

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<v Speaker 1>an omen black casting rod at the ready in my boat,

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<v Speaker 1>rigged up with the swim bait or a jerk bait,

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<v Speaker 1>because here's here's a little tip. Here's a little tip

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<v Speaker 1>for everybody out there. While the small and medium sized

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<v Speaker 1>fish in the river are are distracted because they're stuff

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<v Speaker 1>in their faces on teeny tiny bugs, sometimes like the

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<v Speaker 1>really big fish take advantage of the smaller fish being distracted.

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<v Speaker 1>So after I've cast some flies through a pool for

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<v Speaker 1>a while and and have my fun, I'll usually pick

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<v Speaker 1>up the short stick and huck some kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>big bait in there a few times, just to see

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<v Speaker 1>if if Walter p brown shout or maybe an opportunistic

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<v Speaker 1>small mouth or pike is feeling a little frisky. I've

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<v Speaker 1>had that work out well in the past. Absolutely, that's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's a great tip. Man and I may not

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<v Speaker 1>agree about which hand we reel um on a bait

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<v Speaker 1>caster right, because I'm a I'm a right I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>right hand retrieved guy all the way, which I and

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<v Speaker 1>I've been called out for it recently. People are like,

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<v Speaker 1>why is your your handle on the wrong side. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't switch hands yet when the photo was taken,

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<v Speaker 1>Damn you, I cast right and real right, I do

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<v Speaker 1>the switch. But anyway, we do both agree that there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing wrong with bringing a a conventional rod on a

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<v Speaker 1>fly fishing trip. Lord knows I do it all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>me too, or go you go the other way too.

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<v Speaker 1>There's another wrong with bringing a fly rod on a

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<v Speaker 1>conventional trip. That's fine too. And for those of you

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<v Speaker 1>out there feeling unsure, we're just trying to give you

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<v Speaker 1>license to go for it. Give it a shot, go

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<v Speaker 1>for it, just try it out. Getting in the long

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<v Speaker 1>rud doesn't have to be intimidating, even though some people

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<v Speaker 1>make it out that way. It's it's not that hard.

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<v Speaker 1>And going fly fishing it doesn't mean that you like

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<v Speaker 1>gott to wear a tweed jacket with elbow patches or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>like a felt hat, which I think is stupid. And

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to extend your ky while drinking a beverage.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to do any of those things. One

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<v Speaker 1>last point, fishing and fly rod does not make you

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<v Speaker 1>any less of a degenerate. It's true I do wear

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<v Speaker 1>the tweet and it felt I choose to do so,

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<v Speaker 1>But that doesn't mean that that you have to My

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<v Speaker 1>tweets actually getting tight. I need bigger tweet anyway, that

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<v Speaker 1>was all true, and it's okay to bring a fly

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<v Speaker 1>rod and not use it or only use it if

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<v Speaker 1>the situation is right, right, And I think when I

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<v Speaker 1>fish saltwater, I rarely go inshore saltwater fishing without a

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<v Speaker 1>fly rod, but I never go with only fly rods.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't do that. And if the situation presents

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<v Speaker 1>itself to get some miuse or stripers on the fly,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a total bonus and I might fly fish

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<v Speaker 1>all day, but I'm never going out there with just

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff. Right. So, anyway, today we we've kind of

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<v Speaker 1>assembled a cast of Motley characters, all of whom are

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<v Speaker 1>both professional fly angers and exactly the kinds of people

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<v Speaker 1>you just want to sit around a fire and drink

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<v Speaker 1>whiskey with. They're all they're all legitimately interesting, good folks.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna start things off with our friend Alvin Adot,

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<v Speaker 1>who we've had on the show many times before, but

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<v Speaker 1>in case you forgot. Alvin is a former frontman for

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<v Speaker 1>the Austin based funk band Bad Mother Goose and the

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<v Speaker 1>Brothers Grimm, who started working in a fly shop during

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<v Speaker 1>the day to help pay for his rock star lifestyle,

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<v Speaker 1>and that led him down the guiding path, which is

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<v Speaker 1>what he's been doing full time now for decades. Alvin's

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<v Speaker 1>homewater is the Lower Colorado River around Austin, where he

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<v Speaker 1>just puts a hurting on the large mouth and guadeloup

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<v Speaker 1>by bass and the white bass and all kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>other stuff. I've done it with him. It's super fun.

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<v Speaker 1>But he also guides for red fish down on the coast,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's spent many many years chasing trout in the Rockies.

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<v Speaker 1>So yep, he's well rounded. Yep. Bottom line, Yeah, Alvin

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<v Speaker 1>knows his ship, okay, And today he's here for a

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<v Speaker 1>Smooth Move segment where we let guides, outfitters, shop workers,

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<v Speaker 1>and anyone else who makes a living in the fishing

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<v Speaker 1>industry tell stories about stupid or hilarious things that clients do.

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<v Speaker 1>But this one is more instructive than most. Yeah, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean a lot of times we're just making fun

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<v Speaker 1>of people, but Alvin actually came with a useful, functional suggestion.

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<v Speaker 1>Anytime you find yourself fishing out of a small boat,

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<v Speaker 1>particularly someone else's boat, this is this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>help you. And I really enjoyed recording this one. I

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<v Speaker 1>had a good time. I kind of forgot the mic

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<v Speaker 1>was even on. We were just bullshitting. If you've ever

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<v Speaker 1>wondered what fishing guides talk about after everyone leaves, it

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<v Speaker 1>kind of sounds like this, why why This move doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>really have a name, but it has a solution. It

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<v Speaker 1>has a you know, there's there's a cure for this move,

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<v Speaker 1>and the cure is center up, get in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the boat. This is one that just anybody that

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<v Speaker 1>rows the boat boat pushes the boat. You got to

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<v Speaker 1>stay in the middle of the boat. I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's so awesome when one or both of your

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<v Speaker 1>clients is leaning so far to one side of the

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<v Speaker 1>boat that one of your oars will not touch the water.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you got that one. It's like digging in

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<v Speaker 1>and the other ones like catching air because the boat's

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<v Speaker 1>like on its gunnal. Yeah, So that's a that's a

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<v Speaker 1>that's a that's that's a constant one. You know, like

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<v Speaker 1>come on, man in in a In my my jet boat,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a little logo that's on the on the bench

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<v Speaker 1>that I have people stand on, and I've been tempted

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<v Speaker 1>to actually put some rails or something on either side

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<v Speaker 1>of the logo and be like, if you feel that

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<v Speaker 1>rail under your foot, you need to take a step

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<v Speaker 1>in the opposite direction. But it's it's a problem. You

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<v Speaker 1>could just put down gaffer's tape and like a little

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<v Speaker 1>like like create a little box, like do not step

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<v Speaker 1>outside of the tape. I have seriously serious considered that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just tell him, looks, stay on the logo, look down,

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<v Speaker 1>and every once in a while, make sure you're on

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<v Speaker 1>the logo. But see, I can take this a step further, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't know how many people I've rowed. It

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<v Speaker 1>just happened not too long ago. The dude was perfectly

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<v Speaker 1>centered because he had no choice because he was in

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<v Speaker 1>the leg braces on the boat. But then we'd set

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<v Speaker 1>up on a dry fly fish and he would cast

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<v Speaker 1>with so much oomph that like the entire drift boat

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<v Speaker 1>would be rocking like we were twenty miles off shore.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like, dude, I don't understand why you must

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<v Speaker 1>put so much body energy into laying how to dry

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<v Speaker 1>fly like there's no need for that. You guys have

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<v Speaker 1>you have to dealt with that too, Like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand it. Just stay the cat why why It's like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get that fly out of there. And if

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<v Speaker 1>I don't put somebody english into it. That thing is

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna make it that thirty feet to the bank.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm not gonna do with my arms. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta do with my legs rattling around. Drinks are coming

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<v Speaker 1>out of cup holders. Lay down the atoms, all right, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to have I used to have this really

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<v Speaker 1>skinny one of those uh one of those Arkansas trout boats.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like twenty ft long, but it was super skinny,

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<v Speaker 1>and that thing would rock from side to side. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I had this one guy in particular. You know, it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was like five to six false cast per presentation,

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<v Speaker 1>and each one was just like you know, it was

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<v Speaker 1>like he was trying to knock somebody out with these swings,

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<v Speaker 1>and the boat would the boat would just rock from

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<v Speaker 1>side to side so violently that my back would hurt

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of the day from like me just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to overcorrect to keep myself upright. Well, I had

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<v Speaker 1>a client for many, many years. He was a really

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<v Speaker 1>good client and good guy. But I won't use his

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<v Speaker 1>real name because I don't have to. I just nicknamed

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<v Speaker 1>him Captain Morgan. If he would ride in the back

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<v Speaker 1>of my boat with his foot perched up on the

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<v Speaker 1>gunnal the entire time, just completely throwing that thing off kilter,

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<v Speaker 1>so that I was almost at a forty five degree

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<v Speaker 1>angle rowing down the river all day and I would

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<v Speaker 1>literally have to say, captain, bring it back to center

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<v Speaker 1>for me, buddy, at least ten times a day. He

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<v Speaker 1>always felt sorry, I'm so sorry, but within ten minutes

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<v Speaker 1>and be right back on the gun. Dude, I've seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the creep. They can't help it. It's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>guys who know, Like you said, the captain knew he

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<v Speaker 1>was supposed to stay in the center, but it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like this weird creep thing. It's magnetic. You gotta put

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<v Speaker 1>that foot as far away from the other foot as

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<v Speaker 1>you can. So there you have it, everybody. Hot tip

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<v Speaker 1>from Alvin to do if you really, really really want

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<v Speaker 1>to piss off your guide, just keep rocking your body

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<v Speaker 1>weight from one side to the other all day long. Alvin,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks so much, man, really appreciate it. Hey, thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>having me. Man. See now, I really think that something

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<v Speaker 1>most casual anglers just don't know about or think about.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the centering your weight in small boats makes

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<v Speaker 1>such a huge difference, and as we've discussed I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I owned the mini Cooper of drift boats, as you

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<v Speaker 1>called it. So having the dude upfront centered in in

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<v Speaker 1>my boat in particular is extremely important to me. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very important because we might all go in okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not just a matter of being tilted, like we

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<v Speaker 1>might dump the thing. You know. It's one of those

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<v Speaker 1>things you're right, casual anglers don't think about because they

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to. I had no idea about any of

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<v Speaker 1>that until I was the one driving and rowing boats

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<v Speaker 1>all the time, and because other people's sense of where

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<v Speaker 1>they're standing has impacted my life so much right like now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just habit. I always keep an eye on weight

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<v Speaker 1>and balance when I'm in someone else's boat. Especially. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like one of those unwritten rules of courtesy that

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<v Speaker 1>that people no notice. It's just not enough people, unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're gonna keep rolling with this. We're gonna we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna keep the theme here and bring you a fly

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<v Speaker 1>fishing tackle tip that we also think will be equally helpful.

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<v Speaker 1>Be forewarned, this this one gets a little technical. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not difficult. This isn't a hard thing to do. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of specific, so you gotta pay attention. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting hacks coming from inside the city. Hi the flood.

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<v Speaker 1>So welcome back to tackle hacks. Joining us today our

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<v Speaker 1>friend and uh Montana slash Washington State guide Kinsley, Scott Kinsley.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you today? I am doing well. How are

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<v Speaker 1>you guys? We are We are great. We're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>better after this because you are going to uh pull

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<v Speaker 1>from from your many years of experience guiding, um, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna give us a tackle hack today, a little

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<v Speaker 1>tip something, just a little little nugget for anglers to

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<v Speaker 1>put in their pockets that will make them better on

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<v Speaker 1>the water. At least that's the plan. Yes, and this

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<v Speaker 1>one may not be applicable to all trout anglers, but

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<v Speaker 1>for us here in western Montana, our bread and butter

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<v Speaker 1>are foam dry flies with droppers the majority of our

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<v Speaker 1>fishing through the entire season. Really, so my hack today

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<v Speaker 1>to improve your dry dropper fishing, to make life a

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<v Speaker 1>lot easier is using a shorter leader. So I run

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<v Speaker 1>a seven and a half foot leader to my dry fly,

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<v Speaker 1>and right out of the package, I actually chop off

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<v Speaker 1>about a foot off the butt section of it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll explain why. So I cut about a foot

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<v Speaker 1>off of the butt section so that well di loop

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<v Speaker 1>that comes on a leader out of the factory, I

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<v Speaker 1>retire a perfection loop. So now we'll say my leader

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<v Speaker 1>is down to about six and a half feet, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's a pretty chunky taper. What that allows to do?

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<v Speaker 1>Our fish here in Montana Western Montana specifically aren't very

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<v Speaker 1>line shy spooky, especially if you're fishing a bigger bug,

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<v Speaker 1>right we'll say, like salmon fly golden stone fly season.

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<v Speaker 1>So with that six and a half foot dry fly leader,

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<v Speaker 1>that allows me to then throw a much longer dropper.

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<v Speaker 1>So say I throw a four ft dropper to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a salmon fly dry and I want to

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<v Speaker 1>fish up pats below and I want four ft in total.

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<v Speaker 1>That would cut my entire leader system down to about

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<v Speaker 1>ten and a half feet, which is pretty manageable. Whereas

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<v Speaker 1>if you were to keep that seven and a half

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<v Speaker 1>foot leader right out of the package with then a

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<v Speaker 1>four ft leader, you're pushing about twelve ft of leader

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<v Speaker 1>in your cast. So if you can shorten that leader

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<v Speaker 1>section up, it's still going to overturn your fly, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to really compact things and make it a

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<v Speaker 1>lot more manageable when casting. I love that. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a great tip. That makes a lot of sense. My

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<v Speaker 1>only my only critique of that is a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>the dudes I fly fish with couldn't do that because

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<v Speaker 1>if they cut the perfection loop off, they wouldn't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to tie a new one. YouTube your phone will

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<v Speaker 1>teach you about seconds exactly. Yes, No, that's a that's

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<v Speaker 1>a great tip. I wish that I had done that

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<v Speaker 1>when I was when I was guiding, because it would

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<v Speaker 1>have probably saved me a lot of tangles that I

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<v Speaker 1>had to pick apart for the next oh forty five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes or so. So next time you're you're out there

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<v Speaker 1>throwing big dry droppers, chop off the back end of

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<v Speaker 1>that leader. See how it works. Let us know how

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<v Speaker 1>you do. Kinsley, Thanks so much, and uh we'll we

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<v Speaker 1>look forward to another tackle hack from you soon. Thank you. Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>See I told you in a podcast many moons ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been saying all along that all you need to

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<v Speaker 1>catch fish in Montana is a big gass check and

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<v Speaker 1>that was just confessed Western Montana. She clearly what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not listen specified Western Montana, and she did that

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<v Speaker 1>on purpose because she grew up on the Missouri where

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<v Speaker 1>that's not true. And I don't know why, but the

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<v Speaker 1>trout and western Montana are dumber. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>that is, but I I am going to try this

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<v Speaker 1>trick out because I haven't had a chance to do

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<v Speaker 1>it yet, and we're coming to salmon fly in Golden

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<v Speaker 1>Stone season for any any day now, really, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm gonna try this one. But I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about it and this rigging, this tip that she gave,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's more broadly applicable than than Kingsley realized.

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<v Speaker 1>I would suggest that this one's useful for people who

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<v Speaker 1>are curious about fly fishing but don't live in a

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<v Speaker 1>place with trout streams. So right the rig she was

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<v Speaker 1>talking about, the big dry fly with the dropper set up,

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<v Speaker 1>that is sort of a classic out West Rocky Mountain

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<v Speaker 1>trout set up, But I actually use something very similar

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<v Speaker 1>for panfish and bass on lakes. I've adapted that rig

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<v Speaker 1>for warm water species, and I think that her leader

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<v Speaker 1>had would be perfect for that situation. So here's here's

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<v Speaker 1>my version that i'd suggest you guys trying to likea

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<v Speaker 1>do exactly what Kinsley suggests. Chop that leader to make

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<v Speaker 1>it a more magable length. Then to the end of

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<v Speaker 1>it ties something big and buoyant, a small popper fly

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<v Speaker 1>or a diver, maybe a cicada, hey maybe, and then

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<v Speaker 1>tie a three to four foot section of a leader

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<v Speaker 1>off the bend of the hook, you know, like four

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<v Speaker 1>six pound tests something like that, and then put any

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<v Speaker 1>kind of weighted fly that you like on that. I

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<v Speaker 1>personally I'm a big fan of prince nymps or hair's

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<v Speaker 1>ears because they just look a little bit like everything,

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll work really well on panfish. Or I'll throw

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<v Speaker 1>on like a wooly bugger if I'm after bass. You

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<v Speaker 1>pitch that thing up toward a weed line in the lake,

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<v Speaker 1>You let it settle, and then give it short strips

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<v Speaker 1>with long pauses in between. You'll either get to watch

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<v Speaker 1>that floating fly get inhaled, or more likely, the floating

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<v Speaker 1>fly will just disappear when a fish eats the bottom fly.

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<v Speaker 1>So seriously try out the next time your your lake

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<v Speaker 1>fishing in shallow water along weedlines. I think you'll be

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<v Speaker 1>impressed with how well it works. Solid tip man and

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<v Speaker 1>like a blind side for me has always been stillwater

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<v Speaker 1>trout on the fly, and I've I've done very little

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<v Speaker 1>of that, but I actually got to do it many

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<v Speaker 1>years ago in Montana on a small lake and it

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<v Speaker 1>was the first time I ever threw drys on stillwater

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<v Speaker 1>for trout, and dude, it was a blast. I must say, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a totally different game. You you've done it, so

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying. It's like these fish are cruising,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're just kind of letting your stuff bob around

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<v Speaker 1>out there and like ride the wake and ride the

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<v Speaker 1>ripple and they just come out of nowhere and slurp it.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't really target him like a head in the river.

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<v Speaker 1>So much fun, so much fun. But it's it's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of useful information today. I don't know, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what's wrong with us. So I know we're actually

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<v Speaker 1>we're actually we're actually having we have value today, um,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna keep that going right now, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>keep our value up as we head into fish News.

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<v Speaker 1>Fish new sescalated quickly, so I have one shout out

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<v Speaker 1>this week before we get going on news, going out

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<v Speaker 1>to listener Eric Haffman, and this is a response to

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<v Speaker 1>our last That's My Bar segment where we wax nostalgic

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<v Speaker 1>about ketchup in glass bottles, and Eric totally validated me

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<v Speaker 1>on this one. Thank you, Eric. Yeah, okay, but I

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<v Speaker 1>have more to say about it, okay. So we talked

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<v Speaker 1>about how you don't see that anymore, and and in that,

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<v Speaker 1>in that That's My Bar, I brought up the butter

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<v Speaker 1>knife trick where sometimes you start the ketchup in the

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<v Speaker 1>glass bottle with a butter knife to stick it in

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<v Speaker 1>there and get it going, which you said was a

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<v Speaker 1>childish maneuver, a rookie move, and that's fair anyway, Eric

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<v Speaker 1>rode in to say you should never use a butter

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<v Speaker 1>knife to start catch up in a glass bottle because,

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<v Speaker 1>according to the servers in a bar near him that

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<v Speaker 1>also uses glass catchup bottles, if someone sticks a butter

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<v Speaker 1>knife in the bottle, the bottle is now deemed unsanitary

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<v Speaker 1>and tainted and must be thrown away. Now, I I

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<v Speaker 1>I will admit that I, like many of you, probably

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<v Speaker 1>never considered this. Okay, I didn't, and I get I

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<v Speaker 1>admit I didn't. I didn't consider that like that is

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<v Speaker 1>a much stronger argument than my stupid like Oh that's

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<v Speaker 1>for kids. That that was his is like a legitimate reason.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, but I still take issue right now. It

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<v Speaker 1>makes now I do, and I'll tell you why. It

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<v Speaker 1>makes perfect sense. I get it. But this also feels

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<v Speaker 1>to me like one of those things people in the

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<v Speaker 1>eighties and nineties like gave zero shits about. Like they

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<v Speaker 1>were smoking sections on airplanes. Children were shooting each other

0:24:37.160 --> 0:24:39.440
<v Speaker 1>with BB guns instead of nerve guns. And your dad

0:24:39.440 --> 0:24:41.639
<v Speaker 1>would help you build the ramp that would allow you

0:24:41.640 --> 0:24:43.840
<v Speaker 1>to jump the creek on a bike sand's helmet, so

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<v Speaker 1>nobody was worried about a butter knife tainting ketchup. And

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<v Speaker 1>my point is, while the knife and the catchup thing

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<v Speaker 1>isn't wrong, this I don't know. It just feels like

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<v Speaker 1>a very millennial observation to me, you know what I'm saying,

0:24:55.760 --> 0:24:58.359
<v Speaker 1>Like there's there's there's more important ship to worry about.

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<v Speaker 1>So really, I guess er, thanks thanks for ruining catch

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<v Speaker 1>up in glass bottles the last bastion of Americana, Because

0:25:05.720 --> 0:25:11.119
<v Speaker 1>now it's not slight. It's like going to the doctor.

0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:13.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't have cancer if you don't tell me I do,

0:25:13.320 --> 0:25:14.879
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? So now I will never

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<v Speaker 1>be able to look at a glass catchup bottle and

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<v Speaker 1>go oh man, like, what nasty ass stuck their butternuts?

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<v Speaker 1>I think, thanks, I think you're Your anger here is misplaced.

0:25:28.480 --> 0:25:30.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's Eric fault. I don't think it's

0:25:30.119 --> 0:25:32.360
<v Speaker 1>a service fault, at least restaurant fault. If you want

0:25:32.400 --> 0:25:34.879
<v Speaker 1>to blame someone, you can blame like the health department

0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:40.200
<v Speaker 1>for trying to keep you safe. It's not really Eric's fault.

0:25:40.240 --> 0:25:42.119
<v Speaker 1>It's just like I didn't need to know that. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna excuse me, do you have a single serf packets?

0:25:44.200 --> 0:25:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna create more trash. I'm gonna create more waste

0:25:47.480 --> 0:25:50.320
<v Speaker 1>because I'm worried some yucko stuck is butter knife in

0:25:50.359 --> 0:25:53.240
<v Speaker 1>the ketchup before I got there to order my pork

0:25:53.320 --> 0:25:57.360
<v Speaker 1>royal sandwich. Damn it. Anyway, That's that's my shout out

0:25:57.359 --> 0:26:01.000
<v Speaker 1>of the week. You haven't this week? We I think

0:26:01.000 --> 0:26:02.720
<v Speaker 1>we got to talk about I think I think we

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<v Speaker 1>have to talk about the elephant in the playlist. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,

0:26:07.240 --> 0:26:09.520
<v Speaker 1>well okay, well we're gonna get to that because, as reminded,

0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:11.239
<v Speaker 1>us is a competition. Miles and I do not know

0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:13.359
<v Speaker 1>which news stories, the other dude is bringing to the

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<v Speaker 1>table and at the end, judgment shall be passed by

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<v Speaker 1>the mighty Phil our audio engineering. What Miles is referring

0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:24.040
<v Speaker 1>to UM is that Phil has officially contributed now to

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<v Speaker 1>the Bent Spotify playlists, which many of you guys seem

0:26:27.520 --> 0:26:29.240
<v Speaker 1>to be enjoyed. We can be getting a lot of

0:26:29.280 --> 0:26:31.520
<v Speaker 1>great notes on that. The numbers are ticking up, you're

0:26:31.560 --> 0:26:34.399
<v Speaker 1>you're listening, um, and if you're not rocking out with this,

0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:36.920
<v Speaker 1>you can find the link to the playlist in my Instagram. Mile.

0:26:37.520 --> 0:26:40.240
<v Speaker 1>But Miles and I were thinking right that down the line,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we'd start asking show guests time to time to

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<v Speaker 1>recommend a few tracks that will add here and there.

0:26:46.760 --> 0:26:49.160
<v Speaker 1>But it seemed only right that since we we've already

0:26:49.160 --> 0:26:51.960
<v Speaker 1>discussed Phil's musical taste, we let him throw down some choices.

0:26:52.760 --> 0:26:57.160
<v Speaker 1>And man, can you learn a lot from from having

0:26:57.200 --> 0:27:01.080
<v Speaker 1>somebody create a Spotify playlist for you at Phil. Phil

0:27:01.160 --> 0:27:03.920
<v Speaker 1>was all over the place, right from Wilco to Kanye

0:27:03.960 --> 0:27:08.560
<v Speaker 1>West to Steely Dan. Don't forget heart. There was some

0:27:08.640 --> 0:27:10.359
<v Speaker 1>heart in it. It was really it was eclectic and

0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:13.560
<v Speaker 1>I like that, and uh, Miles, so we we whittled

0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:16.600
<v Speaker 1>it down to three selections of pills that are now

0:27:16.640 --> 0:27:20.800
<v Speaker 1>officially in the Bent playlist, the first one being The

0:27:20.800 --> 0:27:23.280
<v Speaker 1>White Stripes Girl, You Have No Faith in Medicine. We

0:27:23.320 --> 0:27:25.760
<v Speaker 1>both agreed on that one. I'm actually a White Stripes fan.

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:29.000
<v Speaker 1>I always liked the White Stripes, and kudos to fill

0:27:29.640 --> 0:27:32.400
<v Speaker 1>He didn't. He didn't select really one hit. They were

0:27:32.400 --> 0:27:34.480
<v Speaker 1>all B sides, you know what I mean. And I

0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:37.560
<v Speaker 1>appreciate that. I like that. Now you chose this was

0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:40.200
<v Speaker 1>your pick. Run the Jewels, Goonies, verse et. I don't

0:27:40.200 --> 0:27:43.160
<v Speaker 1>know anything about Run the Jewels. Oh come on, killer Mike,

0:27:44.480 --> 0:27:47.560
<v Speaker 1>Now you gotta love it anyway. Yes, that's some classic,

0:27:47.800 --> 0:27:51.560
<v Speaker 1>classic conscious Atlanta hip hop right there. So okay. So

0:27:51.680 --> 0:27:55.879
<v Speaker 1>finally we went with um, Mexican Wine by Fountains of Wayne.

0:27:55.920 --> 0:27:58.359
<v Speaker 1>That was that was my choice, And I said that

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't I don't know, but I mean, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not a Fountains of Wayne guy. But I was a

0:28:02.119 --> 0:28:04.760
<v Speaker 1>fan of their first album. Um. They had a song

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<v Speaker 1>called Sink to the Bottom. I Want to Sing to

0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:10.119
<v Speaker 1>the Bottom, and I rocked out to that right when

0:28:10.160 --> 0:28:11.919
<v Speaker 1>I was a wee lad. And the first time I

0:28:11.960 --> 0:28:14.119
<v Speaker 1>ever heard it was when they played it live. On

0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:18.400
<v Speaker 1>the Jenny McCarthy show. Do you remember the Jenny McCarthy show,

0:28:19.000 --> 0:28:23.040
<v Speaker 1>sadly I do, yes, it was awful, but that is

0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:27.080
<v Speaker 1>where I I discovered Fountains of Wayne. So anyway, if

0:28:27.119 --> 0:28:29.040
<v Speaker 1>you hear those tracks pop up, you now know they

0:28:29.040 --> 0:28:32.960
<v Speaker 1>are from Phil, who, upon being asked to contribute, said,

0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:35.400
<v Speaker 1>and this is a direct fail quote. This is probably

0:28:35.440 --> 0:28:38.479
<v Speaker 1>the least consequential thing I've done at meat Eater, and

0:28:38.520 --> 0:28:44.720
<v Speaker 1>I've never felt more pressure. So pressure, the pressure is now, Phil,

0:28:45.160 --> 0:28:48.320
<v Speaker 1>You've done good. Your songs are in. The pressure is

0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:51.640
<v Speaker 1>now on, Miles as it is your leadoff for news

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<v Speaker 1>this week. Hit me alright, Okay, pressure is on. See

0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:57.360
<v Speaker 1>how I do? Uh, my first one is gonna come.

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<v Speaker 1>This comes from my original home state, where the Board

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<v Speaker 1>of Land and Natural Resources is clearly not messing around.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, do not mess around in Hawaii, and you'll

0:29:11.400 --> 0:29:13.720
<v Speaker 1>you'll hear about this will make sense in a second.

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<v Speaker 1>So last month they issued the largest fine in state

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<v Speaker 1>history for an aquatic resource violation. A six hundred and

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:26.360
<v Speaker 1>thirty three thousand, eight hundred and forty dollar fine was

0:29:26.400 --> 0:29:29.480
<v Speaker 1>issued to a Heilo man who dumped and poison into

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<v Speaker 1>Pa stream in order to kill and collect huge quantities

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<v Speaker 1>of Tahitian prawns for illegal sale. I didn't get the

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<v Speaker 1>stream name. Can you tell me? The stream name is

0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:48.760
<v Speaker 1>the stream? There you go? You got it? Yes, I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Tahitian prows are not native to Hawaii, despite their misleading name.

0:29:53.120 --> 0:29:56.280
<v Speaker 1>The species is found throughout East Africa, the Indian Ocean,

0:29:56.360 --> 0:30:00.640
<v Speaker 1>and Indonesia, and then over into the Marqueses Islands. Hawaii

0:30:00.720 --> 0:30:04.840
<v Speaker 1>state workers introduced to Hitian browns into two streams on

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<v Speaker 1>two separate islands, Moluchai and Oahu in nineteen fifty six.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifteen years later, the prawns were found in forty two

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<v Speaker 1>different streams on every single Hawaiian island, and though humans

0:30:19.600 --> 0:30:22.240
<v Speaker 1>are responsible for the original introduction, the spread and proliferation

0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:27.360
<v Speaker 1>occurred without any help because after hatching, Tahitian prawn larva

0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:30.880
<v Speaker 1>wash out to see where they spend a month growing

0:30:30.920 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 1>and molting, and just before reaching maturity, the young prawns

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<v Speaker 1>seek out whatever fresh water source they can find and

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<v Speaker 1>make their way upstream, where they spend the remainder of

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<v Speaker 1>their lives. And this life cycle makes them exceptional colonizers

0:30:43.600 --> 0:30:46.080
<v Speaker 1>and that's how they got everywhere. Fascinating so it's not

0:30:46.120 --> 0:30:48.120
<v Speaker 1>like steel had to go to the same stream. They'll

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:50.840
<v Speaker 1>just find the closest fresh water. They just spread out,

0:30:51.440 --> 0:30:54.360
<v Speaker 1>got you, got you right, and so so they've been

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<v Speaker 1>common residents of most freshwater systems in Hawaii since the seventies,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're they're considered in vase have as they may

0:31:01.480 --> 0:31:04.400
<v Speaker 1>compete with native shrimp and prons, but their impacts have

0:31:04.600 --> 0:31:08.200
<v Speaker 1>not been closely studied, so no one's sure how bad

0:31:08.240 --> 0:31:09.840
<v Speaker 1>of a deal they are. And since they've been around

0:31:09.880 --> 0:31:12.400
<v Speaker 1>for fifty years and everything hasn't collapsed, they kind of

0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:16.400
<v Speaker 1>sort of like they're not that bad. But harvest is allowed,

0:31:17.120 --> 0:31:20.000
<v Speaker 1>and the Department of Land Natural Resources has no bag

0:31:20.040 --> 0:31:22.800
<v Speaker 1>limits onto hitian prons. You can take as many as

0:31:22.840 --> 0:31:27.360
<v Speaker 1>you want. Common and legal methods of take include nets, spears,

0:31:27.360 --> 0:31:31.200
<v Speaker 1>and spotlights, but dumping a bottle of poison into the

0:31:31.200 --> 0:31:33.160
<v Speaker 1>water and then scooping up all the dead prons as

0:31:33.200 --> 0:31:38.000
<v Speaker 1>they float downstream is both illegal and incredibly destructive. Unfortunately,

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:41.320
<v Speaker 1>this practice seems like it's starting to become common, or

0:31:41.320 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 1>at least common enough to draw significant attention and resources

0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:48.960
<v Speaker 1>from the White Deal at all. Because people like prons

0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:54.800
<v Speaker 1>right like prawns are good exactly, and and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the legal methods of pron hunting can yield seems like

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<v Speaker 1>from what I can tell, can yield like a big

0:32:00.320 --> 0:32:02.719
<v Speaker 1>meal in a few hours of collection. You can get

0:32:02.720 --> 0:32:05.840
<v Speaker 1>a company dozen't But poachers can just dump a bottle

0:32:05.840 --> 0:32:08.160
<v Speaker 1>of ant poison the stream and and get like fifty

0:32:08.200 --> 0:32:11.040
<v Speaker 1>to a hundred pounds or more in minutes. And then

0:32:11.080 --> 0:32:12.880
<v Speaker 1>they take those fresh prawns and they sell them on

0:32:12.880 --> 0:32:16.160
<v Speaker 1>the roadside, and they make quick cash. Poisons like that

0:32:16.280 --> 0:32:20.320
<v Speaker 1>kill indiscriminately, and they have long lasting negative impacts. According

0:32:20.360 --> 0:32:24.800
<v Speaker 1>to state biologist Troy Sakihara, the illegal and unethical use

0:32:24.800 --> 0:32:28.080
<v Speaker 1>of these pesticides in streams have shown to cause extremely

0:32:28.200 --> 0:32:32.560
<v Speaker 1>damaging and long lasting effects into all aquatic stream animals,

0:32:32.840 --> 0:32:36.760
<v Speaker 1>native and non native. These pesticides are highly toxic to

0:32:36.920 --> 0:32:40.920
<v Speaker 1>all aquatic animals and result in extensive recovery time, particularly

0:32:40.960 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 1>for native and endemic stream life. Typically, non native and

0:32:45.040 --> 0:32:48.960
<v Speaker 1>invasive species are the first to repopulate these impacted areas. Therefore,

0:32:49.400 --> 0:32:53.680
<v Speaker 1>these types of activities can severely alter the natural biological

0:32:53.680 --> 0:32:58.040
<v Speaker 1>conditions and overall health of the stream ecosystem. So real bad,

0:32:58.200 --> 0:33:01.600
<v Speaker 1>that's what he's saying. Yeah, and beyond decimated the stream life.

0:33:01.720 --> 0:33:04.440
<v Speaker 1>This practice is also dangerous for the people who consume

0:33:05.080 --> 0:33:08.280
<v Speaker 1>the poison shellfish. Right like the side of the road,

0:33:08.280 --> 0:33:11.400
<v Speaker 1>it's full of a poison you don't know. So all

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<v Speaker 1>this is to say that cracking down on this practice

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<v Speaker 1>has become a high priority for for the Hawaii deal

0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:19.560
<v Speaker 1>in r last July, enforcement officer Edwin Shoshido got an

0:33:19.640 --> 0:33:23.760
<v Speaker 1>anonymous tip about one such incident. Shashido knew that he

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:25.760
<v Speaker 1>had an opportunity to make an impact, and so he

0:33:25.840 --> 0:33:29.880
<v Speaker 1>spent the next two months building this case. He partnered

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<v Speaker 1>with the Division of Aquatic Resources and the Department Agriculture

0:33:33.000 --> 0:33:36.320
<v Speaker 1>to collect water, soil, and prawn samples, all of which

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<v Speaker 1>tested positive for benethren, a toxin commonly found in commercial

0:33:41.480 --> 0:33:44.920
<v Speaker 1>insect poisons. He tracked down eye witnesses, and like you,

0:33:45.000 --> 0:33:46.160
<v Speaker 1>just spent a ton of time on this. He was

0:33:46.240 --> 0:33:50.520
<v Speaker 1>ultimately successful in prosecuting the offender, whose actions resulted in

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<v Speaker 1>the death of approximately six thousand, two hundred and fifty

0:33:53.720 --> 0:33:56.880
<v Speaker 1>Tahesian prawns, in addition to who knows how much other

0:33:57.760 --> 0:34:03.040
<v Speaker 1>aquatic wildlife. The guy got find a thousand dollars per

0:34:03.120 --> 0:34:08.000
<v Speaker 1>dead prawn, two dollars for unlawful use of poisonous substances,

0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:11.880
<v Speaker 1>plus another eight thousand sixty bucks to pay for the

0:34:12.040 --> 0:34:15.799
<v Speaker 1>overtime the officers Shushido and the other staff put into

0:34:15.800 --> 0:34:18.640
<v Speaker 1>the case. The chair of the Hawaii Board of Natural

0:34:18.680 --> 0:34:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Resources set it's sentencing this very significant fine. Let's illegal

0:34:22.840 --> 0:34:26.279
<v Speaker 1>fishers know that we take these matters very very seriously.

0:34:26.680 --> 0:34:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Responsible citizens acting as witnesses and our officers are watching

0:34:30.800 --> 0:34:34.120
<v Speaker 1>streams closely, and if you're engaged to these types of activities,

0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:37.680
<v Speaker 1>eventually the law will catch up with you. This kind

0:34:37.719 --> 0:34:41.080
<v Speaker 1>of illegal and extremely horrible fishing behavior collecting prawns and

0:34:41.120 --> 0:34:44.840
<v Speaker 1>streams using poison is unacceptable, and we will enforce it

0:34:44.920 --> 0:34:49.040
<v Speaker 1>at every turn. And I just I wish all poaching

0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:53.000
<v Speaker 1>and wildlife cases were prosecuted this way, right, because so

0:34:53.040 --> 0:34:55.080
<v Speaker 1>often the story ends with the offender like there's this

0:34:55.120 --> 0:34:58.080
<v Speaker 1>whole thing, and then the offender gets a nominal sanction

0:34:58.239 --> 0:35:01.160
<v Speaker 1>or like a little fine, and I think that ends

0:35:01.200 --> 0:35:04.000
<v Speaker 1>up doing far more harm than good because the message

0:35:04.520 --> 0:35:08.040
<v Speaker 1>from those cases it's not that big a deal. Breaking

0:35:08.040 --> 0:35:10.359
<v Speaker 1>fish and wildlife laws is really not that big a deal,

0:35:10.440 --> 0:35:13.680
<v Speaker 1>so people keep doing it. If if, on the other hand,

0:35:13.680 --> 0:35:17.280
<v Speaker 1>conservation officers are allowed and encouraged to prioritize catching offenders

0:35:17.320 --> 0:35:20.640
<v Speaker 1>and hit them with big fines like this that also

0:35:20.719 --> 0:35:24.319
<v Speaker 1>include the cost of overtime that all the people who

0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:27.000
<v Speaker 1>caught them put into it. I think that might actually

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:30.080
<v Speaker 1>make people think twice. So I'm I'm shouting out. I'm

0:35:30.120 --> 0:35:34.600
<v Speaker 1>applauding Hawaii deal in our and especially officers Shashido for

0:35:34.600 --> 0:35:36.080
<v Speaker 1>for this one. I think I think there's a job

0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:38.720
<v Speaker 1>really well done, dude. I think I think it's amazing.

0:35:38.760 --> 0:35:40.680
<v Speaker 1>And man, there's there's gonna be a lot of connections

0:35:40.680 --> 0:35:43.880
<v Speaker 1>between stories today. We've done some some some things in

0:35:43.960 --> 0:35:47.960
<v Speaker 1>similar veins, and I completely agree. The thing is like,

0:35:49.480 --> 0:35:51.440
<v Speaker 1>the fine is what it is. Dude's got to pay it.

0:35:51.800 --> 0:35:54.040
<v Speaker 1>And I mean, you know, as fin as you deal

0:35:54.120 --> 0:35:56.080
<v Speaker 1>with people in these cases that don't have a ton

0:35:56.120 --> 0:35:58.319
<v Speaker 1>of money, and it's like, well, you can you can

0:35:58.400 --> 0:36:00.480
<v Speaker 1>lay that fine on a guy. That doesn't mean that

0:36:00.640 --> 0:36:02.759
<v Speaker 1>the state's canna get all that money out of it.

0:36:02.840 --> 0:36:06.600
<v Speaker 1>That's Neil, and you know, and there's actually similarities here

0:36:06.680 --> 0:36:08.759
<v Speaker 1>on the mainland. I feel like we've talked about it

0:36:08.800 --> 0:36:10.480
<v Speaker 1>in this show at one point, but I had a

0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:12.440
<v Speaker 1>good buddy who is a veteran guide on the Salmon

0:36:12.560 --> 0:36:14.359
<v Speaker 1>river out here, and back in the Wild West days

0:36:14.400 --> 0:36:17.279
<v Speaker 1>of poaching, that wasn't uncommon to have these salmon run

0:36:17.360 --> 0:36:19.800
<v Speaker 1>up these little side trips and dude would dump a

0:36:19.880 --> 0:36:22.239
<v Speaker 1>ten gallon bucket of bleach in and the other dude

0:36:22.280 --> 0:36:25.320
<v Speaker 1>would stand at the bottom with a pitchfork. That happened

0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:27.960
<v Speaker 1>like in New York State. Yeah, yeah, like that was

0:36:27.960 --> 0:36:30.280
<v Speaker 1>a thing that people used to do. So the idea

0:36:30.320 --> 0:36:32.200
<v Speaker 1>of poisoning a run like that to get what you

0:36:32.239 --> 0:36:35.960
<v Speaker 1>need is it happens elsewhere and that's the same deal.

0:36:36.000 --> 0:36:38.880
<v Speaker 1>So then you're selling these salmon that like smell like

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:41.279
<v Speaker 1>bleach and their gills are white, and it's like, who

0:36:41.360 --> 0:36:44.640
<v Speaker 1>wants to freaking eat that? I will say, though I know,

0:36:44.760 --> 0:36:47.239
<v Speaker 1>I know those prawns are are invasive, but I've seen

0:36:47.239 --> 0:36:49.360
<v Speaker 1>stuff on TV, like the legit guys that do it

0:36:49.400 --> 0:36:51.880
<v Speaker 1>with the flashlights and the real small spear guns like

0:36:51.920 --> 0:36:55.080
<v Speaker 1>a little like needle Dart. I think it's cool as hell,

0:36:55.200 --> 0:36:56.879
<v Speaker 1>Like I would like I would like to try that.

0:36:57.760 --> 0:37:00.120
<v Speaker 1>The only reason I haven't done it is because I

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:02.719
<v Speaker 1>grew up on a wah who and I know that

0:37:02.760 --> 0:37:04.799
<v Speaker 1>there are clean streams on a wall who where you

0:37:04.800 --> 0:37:06.719
<v Speaker 1>can do this and feel comfortable about it. I don't

0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:09.920
<v Speaker 1>know which ones they are, like like the streams I

0:37:09.920 --> 0:37:11.560
<v Speaker 1>grew up, and you don't want to eat out of those,

0:37:12.200 --> 0:37:14.320
<v Speaker 1>right right? And that's the other thing with all this poisoning.

0:37:14.320 --> 0:37:15.400
<v Speaker 1>It's like, now, if you want to do it on

0:37:15.440 --> 0:37:16.879
<v Speaker 1>the up and up, how do you know which one

0:37:16.920 --> 0:37:20.719
<v Speaker 1>hasn't been ant poisoned to death? You know, well, if

0:37:20.719 --> 0:37:23.400
<v Speaker 1>there are bronze living in it, you're probably pretty safe.

0:37:23.600 --> 0:37:25.800
<v Speaker 1>From what I like. Everything I read, it just wipes

0:37:25.840 --> 0:37:28.960
<v Speaker 1>them out. Yeah. Well, you know the other thing too.

0:37:30.120 --> 0:37:34.040
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate ingenuity in terms of like getting legal meals

0:37:34.120 --> 0:37:36.520
<v Speaker 1>or harvesting more crabs or whatever it may be. But

0:37:37.120 --> 0:37:39.719
<v Speaker 1>is this the only way you would think? Like it

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:42.000
<v Speaker 1>wasn't something? Why isn't one of the old timers like

0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:44.480
<v Speaker 1>hooked up a car battery and shocked him or something like?

0:37:44.520 --> 0:37:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Can't we figure something out like that? We have to

0:37:46.520 --> 0:37:49.520
<v Speaker 1>poison the entire stream, Like my grandpa used to dig

0:37:49.560 --> 0:37:51.759
<v Speaker 1>worms with a car battery and two electrodes, stick them

0:37:51.760 --> 0:37:53.680
<v Speaker 1>in the ground, buzz them up. Upcome the worms. I'm like,

0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:57.600
<v Speaker 1>that's ingenuity, you know what I mean. We're not harming anything. Yeah, anyway,

0:37:57.680 --> 0:37:59.600
<v Speaker 1>it's I'm with you. I think it's a really cool

0:37:59.640 --> 0:38:01.960
<v Speaker 1>way of vesting food. And uh, next time I on

0:38:02.000 --> 0:38:04.279
<v Speaker 1>the neighbor island with cleaner water, I'm definitely gonna do

0:38:04.320 --> 0:38:06.439
<v Speaker 1>this because I think that'd be a lot of fun.

0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:08.759
<v Speaker 1>I think, I think it looks awesome. And you've given

0:38:08.800 --> 0:38:12.719
<v Speaker 1>me the simplest transition because we're going from invasives too invasives.

0:38:12.960 --> 0:38:14.640
<v Speaker 1>This is a cool story, though though it's a bit

0:38:14.719 --> 0:38:16.560
<v Speaker 1>it's a bit complex. I'm gonna do my best to

0:38:16.560 --> 0:38:19.719
<v Speaker 1>break it down in orderly fashion here. But it comes

0:38:19.719 --> 0:38:24.480
<v Speaker 1>from Hakai magazine, which is great. That's a really good magazine.

0:38:24.560 --> 0:38:28.360
<v Speaker 1>We highly recommend it. Excellent writing. Uh. And it centers

0:38:28.400 --> 0:38:31.640
<v Speaker 1>around the blood worm trade. And I realized that blood

0:38:31.680 --> 0:38:34.400
<v Speaker 1>worms are not exactly a ubiquitous bait. They're actually a

0:38:34.480 --> 0:38:37.279
<v Speaker 1>very niche bait used in salt water. But if you're

0:38:37.320 --> 0:38:40.160
<v Speaker 1>a Northeasterner like me from the mid Atlantic, you probably

0:38:40.280 --> 0:38:44.280
<v Speaker 1>understand their importance. Um. So blood worms are these big,

0:38:44.560 --> 0:38:47.719
<v Speaker 1>ugly meannass seaworms. They can be really long, they can

0:38:47.760 --> 0:38:50.040
<v Speaker 1>be a foot long. They have legs that run down

0:38:50.080 --> 0:38:53.440
<v Speaker 1>the side. It looks like like like a blood red fringe. Um.

0:38:53.440 --> 0:38:55.160
<v Speaker 1>And while you can use them for a wide variety

0:38:55.160 --> 0:38:57.759
<v Speaker 1>of saltwater species. They are most commonly used at least

0:38:57.760 --> 0:39:01.759
<v Speaker 1>where I live, for stripers and white perch, particularly in

0:39:01.800 --> 0:39:04.439
<v Speaker 1>the early season when the resident massard just waking up

0:39:04.520 --> 0:39:06.720
<v Speaker 1>because it's we have these fish in the back bays.

0:39:06.760 --> 0:39:08.919
<v Speaker 1>They're not chasing bait all over. The water is cold,

0:39:09.040 --> 0:39:11.680
<v Speaker 1>so they feed on the sand flats and the mud flats,

0:39:11.719 --> 0:39:15.120
<v Speaker 1>and blood worms are a choice bait, very important. Now.

0:39:15.160 --> 0:39:18.920
<v Speaker 1>These worms are primarily harvested in Maine and the Canadian Maritimes,

0:39:18.960 --> 0:39:21.440
<v Speaker 1>and believe it or not, they are one of Maine's

0:39:21.520 --> 0:39:25.799
<v Speaker 1>most valuable commercial fisheries. And according to this story, yes,

0:39:25.920 --> 0:39:28.800
<v Speaker 1>in twenty nineteen, the worm trade in Maine was valued

0:39:28.800 --> 0:39:32.560
<v Speaker 1>at north of six million dollars total um. And what's

0:39:32.560 --> 0:39:37.160
<v Speaker 1>so cool about it is the deep tradition tied to

0:39:37.440 --> 0:39:40.920
<v Speaker 1>this worm harvest. They have to be dug by hand.

0:39:41.080 --> 0:39:45.160
<v Speaker 1>You cannot use automated machinery. Right. Um, you still can't

0:39:45.200 --> 0:39:49.080
<v Speaker 1>dig for these worms on Sundays in Maine. And while

0:39:49.120 --> 0:39:51.960
<v Speaker 1>this number has shrunk, it's estimated that there's still about

0:39:51.960 --> 0:39:55.520
<v Speaker 1>seven and fifty miners that dig worms at least part

0:39:55.600 --> 0:39:59.400
<v Speaker 1>time for supplemental income and nowadays, the going rate for

0:39:59.440 --> 0:40:03.280
<v Speaker 1>like a really choice worm is about sixty cents per worm.

0:40:03.440 --> 0:40:06.359
<v Speaker 1>Um Now, because these live worms, you know, don't live

0:40:06.480 --> 0:40:10.520
<v Speaker 1>super long, this trade is all based around speed to market.

0:40:10.719 --> 0:40:14.600
<v Speaker 1>Worms are dug, packed and overnighted in most cases to

0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:18.000
<v Speaker 1>bait shops across the country, which is why a dozen

0:40:18.040 --> 0:40:21.040
<v Speaker 1>of the damn things is so expensive. They are an

0:40:21.040 --> 0:40:27.480
<v Speaker 1>insanely expensive bait. Especially, Oh man, you're gonna put me

0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:30.439
<v Speaker 1>on the spot. It's been so long since i've it's

0:40:31.239 --> 0:40:33.879
<v Speaker 1>it's more than ten bucks a dozen, maybe even up

0:40:33.880 --> 0:40:36.120
<v Speaker 1>around fifteen bucks a dozen. I mean, it would have

0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:38.359
<v Speaker 1>to be if if the diggers are getting sixty cents,

0:40:38.360 --> 0:40:40.759
<v Speaker 1>and then they've got to get overnighted, and their story

0:40:42.840 --> 0:40:46.120
<v Speaker 1>exactly right if you put all those factors together. Plus

0:40:46.160 --> 0:40:48.800
<v Speaker 1>now the story is saying supply and demand because of

0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:51.880
<v Speaker 1>of you know, the pandemic, pushing more people to fish,

0:40:52.239 --> 0:40:54.160
<v Speaker 1>they can't keep up. And I know there was a

0:40:54.200 --> 0:40:58.160
<v Speaker 1>blood worm shortage around here this past spring. Um. You know,

0:40:58.280 --> 0:41:01.040
<v Speaker 1>you can only dig so many by hand. And Tricky

0:41:01.080 --> 0:41:02.920
<v Speaker 1>told I only ever used them when I knew they'd

0:41:02.920 --> 0:41:06.560
<v Speaker 1>be critical, right, like, we're doing this, we need to

0:41:06.600 --> 0:41:08.520
<v Speaker 1>have blood worms or we're not going to be successful.

0:41:08.560 --> 0:41:10.600
<v Speaker 1>It's not something I've I've used much. You can catch

0:41:10.600 --> 0:41:13.640
<v Speaker 1>fluke on them sea bass, but they're just so damn

0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:16.879
<v Speaker 1>expensive that um, I've rarely ever done that. Now, when

0:41:16.880 --> 0:41:20.400
<v Speaker 1>you buy these worms, they come packed in seaweed and

0:41:20.400 --> 0:41:24.360
<v Speaker 1>it's a relatively common brown algae simply called wormweed. And

0:41:24.400 --> 0:41:26.880
<v Speaker 1>to cut to the chase here, right, Amy Fowler, a

0:41:26.920 --> 0:41:30.680
<v Speaker 1>marine biologist with the Smithsonian Environmental Research Center, has been

0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:33.960
<v Speaker 1>studying this worm weed for for years. This started in

0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:38.080
<v Speaker 1>two thousand eleven. She's taken samples from bait shops, from suppliers,

0:41:38.520 --> 0:41:41.360
<v Speaker 1>and it turns out that it's a major contributor to

0:41:41.440 --> 0:41:45.680
<v Speaker 1>introducing invasive species to other bodies of water. And this

0:41:45.760 --> 0:41:48.680
<v Speaker 1>worm weed that these worms come packed and is filled

0:41:48.719 --> 0:41:53.440
<v Speaker 1>with micro organisms, and the most critical are periwinkle snails

0:41:53.440 --> 0:41:58.080
<v Speaker 1>and green crabs um and she believes those particular species

0:41:58.160 --> 0:42:00.560
<v Speaker 1>ended up in several places that they should not be

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:04.960
<v Speaker 1>as a direct result of the bait trade. Furthermore, the

0:42:05.000 --> 0:42:07.919
<v Speaker 1>worm weed itself can take hold and has done so

0:42:08.000 --> 0:42:11.400
<v Speaker 1>in areas of both chest Peak and San Francisco Bay

0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:13.800
<v Speaker 1>because these main worms are shipped all the way across

0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:17.200
<v Speaker 1>the country. Right, Because what happens. Right, you finished with

0:42:17.239 --> 0:42:20.120
<v Speaker 1>your worms. It's seaweed you're throwing in the water. Right.

0:42:20.160 --> 0:42:22.759
<v Speaker 1>You don't think you don't think anything of it. Um. Now,

0:42:22.800 --> 0:42:24.960
<v Speaker 1>I could go on and on about the invasives within

0:42:24.960 --> 0:42:27.120
<v Speaker 1>the worm weed, but that's really not the most interesting

0:42:27.160 --> 0:42:30.319
<v Speaker 1>part of the story. What's fascinating is that it's been

0:42:30.360 --> 0:42:34.480
<v Speaker 1>proven that shipping blood worms in worm weed provides no benefit.

0:42:34.680 --> 0:42:37.960
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't make them live longer. They don't eat it, right,

0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:43.040
<v Speaker 1>it just acts like this natural moist packing peanut material. Um.

0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:46.880
<v Speaker 1>But distributors have skipped the weed in overnight shipments to

0:42:46.960 --> 0:42:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Europe just to reduce weight and just letting the worms

0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:52.720
<v Speaker 1>roll around and styre from containers, and they survived just fine.

0:42:52.920 --> 0:42:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Though it's kind of a daylight and a buck short.

0:42:54.760 --> 0:42:58.200
<v Speaker 1>California outlawed the importation of worm weed, and guess what

0:42:58.239 --> 0:43:00.440
<v Speaker 1>the worms headed. They are now packed in wet cardboard

0:43:00.480 --> 0:43:03.360
<v Speaker 1>strips or newspaper and they do just fine. So it

0:43:03.440 --> 0:43:07.000
<v Speaker 1>seems the simple solution is just stop packing the worms

0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:11.919
<v Speaker 1>in worm weed, Except the harvesting of the weed goes

0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:14.319
<v Speaker 1>hand in hand with the traditional style of blood worm

0:43:14.360 --> 0:43:18.200
<v Speaker 1>harvesting in Maine. Like one guy who just harvest worm

0:43:18.280 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 1>weed in this story says he gets about seven bucks

0:43:21.160 --> 0:43:24.160
<v Speaker 1>a bag and can make eight bucks on a good

0:43:24.200 --> 0:43:27.759
<v Speaker 1>low tide. Just collecting the weed for the worms to

0:43:27.800 --> 0:43:32.360
<v Speaker 1>be packed in right, doesn't actually serve any benefit. It

0:43:32.440 --> 0:43:35.520
<v Speaker 1>serves no benefit, it doesn't keep it, it serves really

0:43:35.560 --> 0:43:39.680
<v Speaker 1>no benefit. So, um, a lot of the bait distributors

0:43:39.680 --> 0:43:42.440
<v Speaker 1>in Maine are basically saying like that, Like Fowler is

0:43:42.480 --> 0:43:45.360
<v Speaker 1>passing on this information. She's talking to these guys, and

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:48.239
<v Speaker 1>a lot of them are just basically saying like, yeah, sorry,

0:43:48.400 --> 0:43:51.800
<v Speaker 1>this is how we've been doing it for decades, and UM,

0:43:51.920 --> 0:43:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna risk putting anyone out of work, meaning

0:43:54.719 --> 0:43:57.839
<v Speaker 1>the weed harvesters, by changing my ways. So even though

0:43:57.920 --> 0:44:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Fowler suggests that while it may hurt the finances of

0:44:00.920 --> 0:44:05.480
<v Speaker 1>a select group of manners, these weed collectors, the bait distributors,

0:44:05.520 --> 0:44:07.760
<v Speaker 1>would actually save money in the long run by switching

0:44:07.760 --> 0:44:10.120
<v Speaker 1>to a different packing material or skipping it all together.

0:44:10.400 --> 0:44:14.240
<v Speaker 1>She also says if you simply rinsed all the worm

0:44:14.239 --> 0:44:17.120
<v Speaker 1>weed in fresh water before packing, it would get rid

0:44:17.160 --> 0:44:20.200
<v Speaker 1>of a lot of these Cleinger honors. But there's there's

0:44:20.239 --> 0:44:23.440
<v Speaker 1>one distributor interview in the piece that says, yeah, rinsing

0:44:23.480 --> 0:44:27.640
<v Speaker 1>all the weed that's just too onerous, time consuming, and

0:44:27.760 --> 0:44:32.480
<v Speaker 1>contends and contends that the solution is educating anglers that

0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:35.040
<v Speaker 1>buy worms not to discard the worm weed in the water,

0:44:35.360 --> 0:44:39.600
<v Speaker 1>so to put the full responsibility on the buyer of

0:44:39.600 --> 0:44:44.040
<v Speaker 1>the blood worm. Oh, I could not disagree with that more. Yeah.

0:44:44.200 --> 0:44:47.879
<v Speaker 1>To me, it's it's plans and and and like I said,

0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:50.359
<v Speaker 1>I've used blood worms. It's not something I buy a

0:44:50.360 --> 0:44:54.240
<v Speaker 1>ton of. But as far as long as I can remember,

0:44:54.239 --> 0:44:56.279
<v Speaker 1>you buy blood worms. They come in seaweed. Never thought

0:44:56.320 --> 0:44:58.160
<v Speaker 1>anything of it. I threw that seaweed in the water,

0:44:58.480 --> 0:45:02.719
<v Speaker 1>never gave it a thought. It's it's organic. Um. So

0:45:02.920 --> 0:45:04.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, Fowler was even saying in this piece, like

0:45:04.960 --> 0:45:07.200
<v Speaker 1>a lot of times when you're trying to pinpoint where

0:45:07.200 --> 0:45:10.239
<v Speaker 1>certain invases are coming from, it takes so long to

0:45:10.280 --> 0:45:13.040
<v Speaker 1>find the source, Like there's so much work put into

0:45:13.520 --> 0:45:16.600
<v Speaker 1>the exact way that this thing got from here to here.

0:45:16.640 --> 0:45:18.319
<v Speaker 1>And she's like this one's playing his day, like we

0:45:18.360 --> 0:45:20.719
<v Speaker 1>could track it, Like these are all places that have

0:45:20.840 --> 0:45:24.400
<v Speaker 1>this high use of blood worms, and the blood worms

0:45:24.400 --> 0:45:27.840
<v Speaker 1>are packed in this seaweed that gets discarded. But it

0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:30.719
<v Speaker 1>just sounds like tradition is too strong. Nobody, nobody wants

0:45:30.760 --> 0:45:32.920
<v Speaker 1>to listen. It's just like now we're just gonna We're

0:45:32.960 --> 0:45:35.440
<v Speaker 1>gonna do that. That's what we do. Oh that is

0:45:35.600 --> 0:45:39.480
<v Speaker 1>that is maddening. I wish that everyone could see my

0:45:39.520 --> 0:45:42.840
<v Speaker 1>face right now because it's just like scrunched up frustration.

0:45:43.640 --> 0:45:45.279
<v Speaker 1>Because this is not a hard but as you were saying,

0:45:45.280 --> 0:45:48.960
<v Speaker 1>this is not a hard problems, it's not it's not

0:45:49.080 --> 0:45:51.239
<v Speaker 1>and and there is there is one, Like, you know,

0:45:51.320 --> 0:45:53.239
<v Speaker 1>I sort of see a parallel, believe it or not.

0:45:53.480 --> 0:45:56.960
<v Speaker 1>You know, you have these these old timy worm harvesting

0:45:56.960 --> 0:45:59.560
<v Speaker 1>operations that have worked with you know, this guy and

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:01.920
<v Speaker 1>that guy to collect all their weed for so long.

0:46:02.640 --> 0:46:04.840
<v Speaker 1>I sort of see a parallel. I think New Jersey

0:46:04.920 --> 0:46:07.400
<v Speaker 1>and Oregon in the last two states where it's um

0:46:07.440 --> 0:46:10.160
<v Speaker 1>illegal to pump your own gas, an attendant has to

0:46:10.200 --> 0:46:12.759
<v Speaker 1>do that for you, and like for many many years,

0:46:12.800 --> 0:46:15.560
<v Speaker 1>it's like, can we just like save money and like

0:46:15.600 --> 0:46:17.960
<v Speaker 1>we are happy to pump our own gas. But it's like, yeah,

0:46:18.160 --> 0:46:20.240
<v Speaker 1>but just simply killing that would put so many people

0:46:20.239 --> 0:46:22.520
<v Speaker 1>out of work. So I sort of see the loyalty

0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:24.680
<v Speaker 1>in the tradition there and not wanting their buddies and

0:46:24.719 --> 0:46:26.960
<v Speaker 1>the people they've worked with forever to be out of

0:46:27.000 --> 0:46:31.960
<v Speaker 1>a weed harvesting job to come. Yeah, dude, I don't.

0:46:32.000 --> 0:46:34.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't that that analogy doesn't work for me because

0:46:34.600 --> 0:46:37.880
<v Speaker 1>there is no downside other than a slightly higher cost

0:46:37.960 --> 0:46:41.759
<v Speaker 1>per gallant fuel. This one you're talking about. We're transporting

0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:44.360
<v Speaker 1>and basis species all over the country in the world,

0:46:44.840 --> 0:46:46.680
<v Speaker 1>and all we have to do is stop doing this.

0:46:46.719 --> 0:46:49.520
<v Speaker 1>It confers zero benefit other than a job like that.

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:54.840
<v Speaker 1>To me is the definition of of having of creating

0:46:54.880 --> 0:46:59.000
<v Speaker 1>a job that is detrimental and has no value. And

0:46:59.040 --> 0:47:01.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to hate on the weed harvesters out there.

0:47:01.840 --> 0:47:03.799
<v Speaker 1>This is not a personal attack at any of you.

0:47:03.920 --> 0:47:06.040
<v Speaker 1>But I think maybe you want to start getting into

0:47:06.080 --> 0:47:10.160
<v Speaker 1>digging worms. Perhaps that might be the way that you

0:47:10.200 --> 0:47:14.239
<v Speaker 1>could transition. Uh. Still still similar, similar activity, it seems.

0:47:14.360 --> 0:47:15.600
<v Speaker 1>And it's did I tell you what? It is a

0:47:15.719 --> 0:47:18.280
<v Speaker 1>nasty job, man. This is like a low tide window.

0:47:18.520 --> 0:47:21.319
<v Speaker 1>You are, you know, balls deep and muck like. It

0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:25.279
<v Speaker 1>is hard work. I believe it's it's it's pretty cool.

0:47:25.440 --> 0:47:32.960
<v Speaker 1>It's pretty cool. Here here's the other thing I'm gonna say,

0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:36.160
<v Speaker 1>what by by putting this on let's say that the

0:47:36.160 --> 0:47:39.000
<v Speaker 1>the onus is on anglers, right, Well, that's not actually

0:47:39.040 --> 0:47:41.359
<v Speaker 1>gonna fall on anglers because the way, the only way

0:47:41.400 --> 0:47:44.560
<v Speaker 1>this really works is if now every other state where

0:47:44.600 --> 0:47:46.840
<v Speaker 1>blood worms are used for fishing has to create a

0:47:46.840 --> 0:47:53.560
<v Speaker 1>regulation whereby if you have blood worm weed, you cannot

0:47:53.719 --> 0:47:57.120
<v Speaker 1>dispose of it. And that's just another thing that wardens

0:47:57.680 --> 0:48:00.719
<v Speaker 1>have to now use their time looking out for which

0:48:00.920 --> 0:48:02.520
<v Speaker 1>they don't have the time of the resources do and

0:48:02.520 --> 0:48:05.160
<v Speaker 1>they don't want to do. And that that to me

0:48:05.280 --> 0:48:07.880
<v Speaker 1>is obnoxious when it could have been handled at the source.

0:48:08.400 --> 0:48:11.880
<v Speaker 1>And and that that helps me kind of like continue

0:48:11.960 --> 0:48:14.120
<v Speaker 1>my theme of the week, which is which is calling

0:48:14.160 --> 0:48:17.239
<v Speaker 1>out game and wildlife enforcement officers in a positive light,

0:48:17.680 --> 0:48:20.839
<v Speaker 1>because you know, these these are men and women who

0:48:20.920 --> 0:48:25.280
<v Speaker 1>take a lot of ship, oftentimes unfairly, and they rarely

0:48:25.320 --> 0:48:27.719
<v Speaker 1>get credit for all the good work that they do. Right, Like,

0:48:27.960 --> 0:48:31.200
<v Speaker 1>they don't want to police your worm weed. They don't

0:48:31.239 --> 0:48:35.000
<v Speaker 1>want to do that, but they'll have to, perhaps even

0:48:35.040 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 1>though it could have been solved elsewhere in the supply chain.

0:48:38.800 --> 0:48:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Right And and I'm gonna start this one. This is

0:48:41.280 --> 0:48:43.880
<v Speaker 1>the actual story here is short and kind of dumb,

0:48:43.880 --> 0:48:45.600
<v Speaker 1>but I like it anyway. But I'm gonna start it

0:48:45.600 --> 0:48:48.000
<v Speaker 1>off with with the story of my own. Uh So,

0:48:48.040 --> 0:48:50.160
<v Speaker 1>the first time my wife and I took our son

0:48:50.280 --> 0:48:53.400
<v Speaker 1>out on our boat, it was a beautiful June weekend

0:48:54.480 --> 0:48:57.319
<v Speaker 1>a couple of years ago. The kid was seven months old.

0:48:57.360 --> 0:48:59.680
<v Speaker 1>We met up with some friends and their kids. We

0:48:59.800 --> 0:49:02.560
<v Speaker 1>all launch our boat is at at this busy river

0:49:02.600 --> 0:49:05.319
<v Speaker 1>access point in the Madison and our friends were out

0:49:05.320 --> 0:49:08.680
<v Speaker 1>of head just a little bit and I just eased

0:49:08.680 --> 0:49:10.960
<v Speaker 1>our sixteen foot drift boat out of the current when

0:49:10.960 --> 0:49:13.400
<v Speaker 1>I saw Warden waving me back over to the bank,

0:49:14.000 --> 0:49:17.120
<v Speaker 1>and you know, complied immediately as I always do, and

0:49:17.320 --> 0:49:20.480
<v Speaker 1>I was not concerned, right, I've I've talked lots of words.

0:49:20.480 --> 0:49:22.719
<v Speaker 1>I've been checked many times. I pulled up next to

0:49:22.760 --> 0:49:25.000
<v Speaker 1>guy like I got all my paperwork, I got all

0:49:25.000 --> 0:49:28.560
<v Speaker 1>my safety equipment. I'm I'm legit, no problem. What do

0:49:28.560 --> 0:49:30.440
<v Speaker 1>you what do you need to see? But then he

0:49:30.480 --> 0:49:32.080
<v Speaker 1>looks at me and he says, uh, sir, do you

0:49:32.080 --> 0:49:34.360
<v Speaker 1>have a life jacket for that child? And I was

0:49:34.480 --> 0:49:40.239
<v Speaker 1>just totally thrown because I didn't the kids. I mean,

0:49:40.760 --> 0:49:43.160
<v Speaker 1>the kid wasn't even crawling yet, so the idea of

0:49:43.200 --> 0:49:46.439
<v Speaker 1>him needing a life jacket, it simply hadn't crossed my mind,

0:49:46.560 --> 0:49:50.640
<v Speaker 1>which is stupid, because I knew the law, right, Like

0:49:50.719 --> 0:49:52.920
<v Speaker 1>I knew that all kids twelve and under half to

0:49:52.920 --> 0:49:54.440
<v Speaker 1>wear a PFD at all times. I had to do

0:49:54.480 --> 0:49:56.359
<v Speaker 1>that when I was guiding, but I just I never

0:49:56.480 --> 0:49:59.360
<v Speaker 1>thought about it with an infant who couldn't get away.

0:49:59.440 --> 0:50:02.799
<v Speaker 1>I just didn't thy right. So, like I mean, blame it.

0:50:02.800 --> 0:50:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Put him on the bat he's not going anywhere. Fine,

0:50:05.120 --> 0:50:06.440
<v Speaker 1>I blame it on a year and a half of

0:50:06.440 --> 0:50:11.239
<v Speaker 1>sleep deparation, whatever. But I was utterly unprepared. And and

0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:13.319
<v Speaker 1>it be in this beautiful weekend day, right, the ramp

0:50:13.360 --> 0:50:17.480
<v Speaker 1>is super crowded, there are people everywhere, and the officer

0:50:17.640 --> 0:50:21.400
<v Speaker 1>was understanding, but like he kind of just he's like

0:50:21.680 --> 0:50:24.480
<v Speaker 1>he was explained, my god, I'm sorry, man, but like

0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:27.360
<v Speaker 1>I have to. I have to pay attention to this.

0:50:27.480 --> 0:50:29.759
<v Speaker 1>I am. It's something that we're focusing on this year,

0:50:29.800 --> 0:50:32.719
<v Speaker 1>particularly this river, is making sure kids are safe because

0:50:32.760 --> 0:50:36.719
<v Speaker 1>we've had some issues and which I can't right. So

0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:38.680
<v Speaker 1>he's like I said, I can't. I can't just look

0:50:38.680 --> 0:50:41.920
<v Speaker 1>the other way on this. And what he could have

0:50:41.960 --> 0:50:44.720
<v Speaker 1>done was he could have told us, all right, I'm sorry,

0:50:44.760 --> 0:50:46.319
<v Speaker 1>but you gotta you're you guys are out of here.

0:50:46.320 --> 0:50:48.200
<v Speaker 1>You don't have a life jack for that kid, pull

0:50:48.239 --> 0:50:50.239
<v Speaker 1>the boat jack up, put it on the trailer, which

0:50:50.280 --> 0:50:52.759
<v Speaker 1>would have been a really, really lame way to end

0:50:52.800 --> 0:50:54.600
<v Speaker 1>my son's first ever float trip. It would have been

0:50:54.600 --> 0:50:57.880
<v Speaker 1>a real disappointing day and I would have been upset,

0:50:57.960 --> 0:50:59.960
<v Speaker 1>my wife would have everybody was upset. But the guy

0:51:00.040 --> 0:51:02.319
<v Speaker 1>he didn't gotten over right though. If nothing else, he

0:51:02.320 --> 0:51:04.719
<v Speaker 1>would have moved right on to other things. But but

0:51:04.800 --> 0:51:08.000
<v Speaker 1>that's not what he did, and that's where I your son.

0:51:08.200 --> 0:51:10.680
<v Speaker 1>He wouldn't have remembered. No, he wouldn't have cared at all.

0:51:11.000 --> 0:51:13.040
<v Speaker 1>It would have been like feed me and let me

0:51:13.080 --> 0:51:16.880
<v Speaker 1>sleep and scream at you. Um. But the the officer

0:51:17.000 --> 0:51:19.840
<v Speaker 1>didn't do that right. So instead he went back to

0:51:19.920 --> 0:51:22.240
<v Speaker 1>his truck and he pulled out an infant life jacket

0:51:22.320 --> 0:51:24.520
<v Speaker 1>of his own and loaned it to my son so

0:51:24.560 --> 0:51:28.040
<v Speaker 1>that we could legally complete our float. I'll say he did.

0:51:28.239 --> 0:51:30.480
<v Speaker 1>He did also issue me a citation, but I chalk

0:51:30.560 --> 0:51:32.279
<v Speaker 1>that up to the price of stupidity on my part,

0:51:32.320 --> 0:51:35.879
<v Speaker 1>like I deserved that. The point is that like these

0:51:35.920 --> 0:51:38.680
<v Speaker 1>aren't the stories that usually get told, right, the ones

0:51:38.719 --> 0:51:40.480
<v Speaker 1>where wildlife officers go out of their way to help

0:51:40.520 --> 0:51:43.319
<v Speaker 1>people are it's usually hear the other ones, And in

0:51:43.320 --> 0:51:45.279
<v Speaker 1>this case, I was breaking the law, and that dude

0:51:45.320 --> 0:51:47.759
<v Speaker 1>had every right to just pull us off the river

0:51:47.840 --> 0:51:51.160
<v Speaker 1>and go about his day, but he chose to loan

0:51:51.360 --> 0:51:53.279
<v Speaker 1>some of his personal property so that we could we

0:51:53.320 --> 0:51:55.239
<v Speaker 1>could have fun and we could do what we're doing.

0:51:55.280 --> 0:51:58.239
<v Speaker 1>And that's exactly what he did. And so that I

0:51:58.280 --> 0:52:00.799
<v Speaker 1>thought of that because I just read this other story

0:52:01.000 --> 0:52:04.719
<v Speaker 1>from the local news on Lake Tuscaloosa in Alabama from

0:52:04.800 --> 0:52:09.520
<v Speaker 1>last weekend. Tyler Cunningham took his girlfriend Mackenzie Boyd out

0:52:09.520 --> 0:52:12.719
<v Speaker 1>on his bass boat and he told her that he

0:52:12.760 --> 0:52:15.280
<v Speaker 1>wanted to sneak in a little bit of fishing before

0:52:15.320 --> 0:52:17.000
<v Speaker 1>they had to head out to a friend's house for

0:52:17.000 --> 0:52:18.840
<v Speaker 1>a dinner party. So they hit the water dress in

0:52:18.880 --> 0:52:23.120
<v Speaker 1>their Sunday bass like fully ducked out to go bass fishing. Okay,

0:52:23.480 --> 0:52:27.000
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden Mill Lake, Cunningham cuts the outboard,

0:52:27.600 --> 0:52:29.480
<v Speaker 1>gets down on one knee, pulls out a rigg and

0:52:29.520 --> 0:52:34.200
<v Speaker 1>proposes to Boyd, who's like totally surprised. I love I

0:52:34.239 --> 0:52:36.640
<v Speaker 1>love your response. There. I give the dude credit because

0:52:37.000 --> 0:52:40.520
<v Speaker 1>I actually pulled off the surprise part and and you

0:52:40.560 --> 0:52:43.319
<v Speaker 1>know she accepts everybody's happy blah blah blah. It's a

0:52:43.360 --> 0:52:46.879
<v Speaker 1>touching moment, Sir Mellie. But then on the way back

0:52:46.920 --> 0:52:51.239
<v Speaker 1>to the ramp, the couple gets detained by State Wildlife

0:52:51.280 --> 0:52:55.080
<v Speaker 1>officers because they don't have life jackets or a fire

0:52:55.160 --> 0:53:00.520
<v Speaker 1>stigmature on board. Now, similarly, by law, the off could

0:53:00.560 --> 0:53:03.080
<v Speaker 1>have issued a couple of citations and that would have

0:53:03.080 --> 0:53:05.400
<v Speaker 1>been the end of this story. But they didn't. They

0:53:05.440 --> 0:53:07.920
<v Speaker 1>did it differently. They they let the couple off of

0:53:07.920 --> 0:53:09.400
<v Speaker 1>the warning, which I think is a nice thing to

0:53:09.440 --> 0:53:11.840
<v Speaker 1>do for a young couple of probably broke I know

0:53:11.920 --> 0:53:14.840
<v Speaker 1>I was a young couple. But then they also used

0:53:14.880 --> 0:53:17.000
<v Speaker 1>this event as an opportunity to do a little pr work,

0:53:17.040 --> 0:53:19.040
<v Speaker 1>and this is what I think was pretty smart. The

0:53:19.120 --> 0:53:23.000
<v Speaker 1>officers took photos with the couple and then they put

0:53:23.080 --> 0:53:26.080
<v Speaker 1>up a Facebook post that I gotta say it's kind

0:53:26.080 --> 0:53:28.440
<v Speaker 1>of clever. And so here here's how it read. Quote

0:53:28.719 --> 0:53:32.440
<v Speaker 1>quite an eventful boat ride on Lake Tuscaloosa from Mackenzie L. Boyd,

0:53:32.560 --> 0:53:35.479
<v Speaker 1>who was first detained with a request for her hand

0:53:35.520 --> 0:53:38.880
<v Speaker 1>in marriage, and then once again with requests for licenses

0:53:38.880 --> 0:53:43.319
<v Speaker 1>and registration. Officers Stanley and Halloway congratulated Mackenzie and her

0:53:43.320 --> 0:53:46.840
<v Speaker 1>bow Tyler Cunningham, and remind them that the secret to

0:53:46.880 --> 0:53:50.040
<v Speaker 1>a long and successful life together includes life jackets and

0:53:50.120 --> 0:53:55.360
<v Speaker 1>accessible fire extinguishers. Okay, I I know this is this

0:53:55.440 --> 0:53:57.520
<v Speaker 1>is kind of a cheesy story, and I get now.

0:53:57.640 --> 0:54:00.080
<v Speaker 1>I have something to say. If you don't say that,

0:54:00.360 --> 0:54:02.680
<v Speaker 1>I want to give both the officers involved and the

0:54:02.719 --> 0:54:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Alabama Wildlife and Freshwater Fisheries Division a lot of credit

0:54:05.600 --> 0:54:08.439
<v Speaker 1>for how they handled this, because, as we've already said,

0:54:08.560 --> 0:54:12.560
<v Speaker 1>as I've mentioned, wardens generally have difficult, thankless jobs, and

0:54:12.560 --> 0:54:14.880
<v Speaker 1>while they are always exceptions, the vast majority of the

0:54:14.920 --> 0:54:16.880
<v Speaker 1>wardens that I've ever dealt with have been courteous and

0:54:16.920 --> 0:54:20.680
<v Speaker 1>polite and professional. And you you may get it. Yes,

0:54:20.760 --> 0:54:23.440
<v Speaker 1>you may get annoyed at getting checked or or getting

0:54:23.440 --> 0:54:27.279
<v Speaker 1>a citation for doing something accidental or stupid. I get that,

0:54:27.520 --> 0:54:29.360
<v Speaker 1>But you gotta remember that these are men and women

0:54:30.120 --> 0:54:32.880
<v Speaker 1>their primary responsibilities to protect the fish and wildlife that

0:54:32.880 --> 0:54:36.600
<v Speaker 1>we all really care about. And think about the sum total,

0:54:36.680 --> 0:54:38.799
<v Speaker 1>think about the good versus harm, and think about how

0:54:38.840 --> 0:54:41.920
<v Speaker 1>often like they have to deal with people being jerks

0:54:41.960 --> 0:54:46.400
<v Speaker 1>to them. Yes, and and and then take a step

0:54:46.400 --> 0:54:48.600
<v Speaker 1>back and recognize that when they have these moments to

0:54:48.680 --> 0:54:52.160
<v Speaker 1>like throw some levity in the situation, I think that

0:54:52.200 --> 0:54:54.839
<v Speaker 1>it is incredibly valuable and I love when they do it,

0:54:54.960 --> 0:54:59.279
<v Speaker 1>and and I thought that was very well handled. Here's

0:54:59.280 --> 0:55:02.040
<v Speaker 1>what I will say, which which just really goes back

0:55:02.080 --> 0:55:05.800
<v Speaker 1>to the to the couple, right. I don't know, dude,

0:55:05.920 --> 0:55:08.320
<v Speaker 1>I've had a lot of boats. I have boats now.

0:55:08.760 --> 0:55:15.920
<v Speaker 1>The life jackets are always in the boat, like, they

0:55:15.960 --> 0:55:18.719
<v Speaker 1>don't ever come out of the boat. The fire extinguisher

0:55:19.000 --> 0:55:22.359
<v Speaker 1>doesn't come out of the everything is always in the boat. Like.

0:55:22.440 --> 0:55:25.239
<v Speaker 1>That's like common sense to me. So when I hear

0:55:25.280 --> 0:55:27.400
<v Speaker 1>people on larger boats that get hit for having no

0:55:27.520 --> 0:55:30.040
<v Speaker 1>life jacket, like you, what do you take your life

0:55:30.080 --> 0:55:32.719
<v Speaker 1>jackets on and off the boat? Everything? Even if you

0:55:32.800 --> 0:55:35.880
<v Speaker 1>wear right, Like, even if you wear the suspenders type,

0:55:35.920 --> 0:55:40.560
<v Speaker 1>the comfortable ones, I still have the shitty orange ones

0:55:40.880 --> 0:55:44.120
<v Speaker 1>jammed in there to be up to code in case

0:55:44.160 --> 0:55:47.400
<v Speaker 1>I forget the suspenders. So you're like, you're always legal.

0:55:47.520 --> 0:55:53.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand that. I don't understand that either, the

0:55:53.160 --> 0:55:56.640
<v Speaker 1>same on my boat. I'm with you. Well, so I'm

0:55:56.640 --> 0:56:00.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna close here with one that um no no levity

0:56:00.920 --> 0:56:04.200
<v Speaker 1>from fish and game officials was warranted for this one

0:56:04.640 --> 0:56:06.640
<v Speaker 1>because it's it's pretty ugly and there's really not a

0:56:06.640 --> 0:56:09.240
<v Speaker 1>great punchline other than like we're gonna crunch some numbers

0:56:09.280 --> 0:56:11.759
<v Speaker 1>here and you're gonna be like what right. So this

0:56:11.800 --> 0:56:14.879
<v Speaker 1>one comes from Michigan's m live dot com headline two

0:56:14.920 --> 0:56:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Michigan men find eight point five thousand dollars for poaching

0:56:18.400 --> 0:56:23.200
<v Speaker 1>hundreds of walleye, pan fish and perch. Right now, it's

0:56:23.239 --> 0:56:27.799
<v Speaker 1>it's not that difficult to dig up approaching story. We

0:56:27.880 --> 0:56:30.560
<v Speaker 1>are I mean, like, we're all connected here, we are run,

0:56:30.719 --> 0:56:33.080
<v Speaker 1>we are locked in. Um. I was gonna say, it's

0:56:33.120 --> 0:56:34.719
<v Speaker 1>not really that hard to find a poaching story on

0:56:34.760 --> 0:56:37.799
<v Speaker 1>the local outdoor police blotterer somewhere, you know what I mean,

0:56:37.840 --> 0:56:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Like there's always somebody doing something. But this one's pretty

0:56:41.120 --> 0:56:42.480
<v Speaker 1>over the top. So this is from the story in

0:56:42.480 --> 0:56:46.000
<v Speaker 1>a single day in March, Stanley garb As Jr. Sixty

0:56:46.040 --> 0:56:48.480
<v Speaker 1>eight years old of Caseville and Bruce Warren, fifty three,

0:56:48.480 --> 0:56:52.000
<v Speaker 1>of Pigeon. We're allegedly over the perch daily catch limit

0:56:52.080 --> 0:56:56.120
<v Speaker 1>by sixty Fish. Authorities also found hundreds more walleye, pan

0:56:56.200 --> 0:56:59.839
<v Speaker 1>fish and perch in garbage is freezer. The case began

0:56:59.880 --> 0:57:01.960
<v Speaker 1>in March from the Department of Natural Resources received a

0:57:02.000 --> 0:57:05.359
<v Speaker 1>tip on its report all poaching hotlines, So there you go.

0:57:05.440 --> 0:57:07.359
<v Speaker 1>If you ever scoffed at those and like, don't think

0:57:07.400 --> 0:57:09.920
<v Speaker 1>you should call call okay, because here's here's an example

0:57:09.960 --> 0:57:13.759
<v Speaker 1>of where that worked. UM Advising that Garbas was at

0:57:13.840 --> 0:57:16.959
<v Speaker 1>his residence in possession of a few hundred perch, dn

0:57:17.120 --> 0:57:19.919
<v Speaker 1>R Conservation Officer josh Wright proceeded to the home and

0:57:19.960 --> 0:57:23.320
<v Speaker 1>called the Huron County Sheriff's office for assistance. Deputy Joshua

0:57:23.400 --> 0:57:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Loss arrived first and confirmed that there was quote a

0:57:26.520 --> 0:57:32.720
<v Speaker 1>lot end quote of perch being fall When Right arrived,

0:57:32.760 --> 0:57:34.560
<v Speaker 1>he received permission to count the fish that had been

0:57:34.560 --> 0:57:36.920
<v Speaker 1>caught that day, and we're being processed by Garbage and Warren.

0:57:36.920 --> 0:57:39.360
<v Speaker 1>He counted one and seventy. They were each over the

0:57:39.400 --> 0:57:45.200
<v Speaker 1>day by sixty perch. Right then found an additional eighty

0:57:45.200 --> 0:57:49.880
<v Speaker 1>five bags of frozen fish in four freezers at Garbage's residents.

0:57:49.920 --> 0:57:53.560
<v Speaker 1>The filets were fought and counted. Once everything was falled

0:57:54.080 --> 0:57:57.240
<v Speaker 1>and counted, it turned out dude was over his possession

0:57:57.280 --> 0:58:01.840
<v Speaker 1>limit by thirty five walleye two under and forty pan

0:58:02.000 --> 0:58:09.520
<v Speaker 1>fish and three hundred and ninete perch, right, God do

0:58:09.720 --> 0:58:13.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean? So this is my assessment short story again,

0:58:13.200 --> 0:58:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Like there's there's no quotes from these guys or anything. Um.

0:58:16.120 --> 0:58:19.000
<v Speaker 1>But on top of their fine, the combined fine of

0:58:19.560 --> 0:58:22.919
<v Speaker 1>eight point five k um, naturally, these men also face

0:58:23.040 --> 0:58:26.680
<v Speaker 1>the loss of their licenses you know, forever. Um. But

0:58:26.760 --> 0:58:28.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm gonna go out on a limb here and

0:58:28.600 --> 0:58:33.000
<v Speaker 1>say that, you know, similar to my worry about the

0:58:33.040 --> 0:58:36.200
<v Speaker 1>prawn deal, the loss of a fishing license will will

0:58:36.240 --> 0:58:40.640
<v Speaker 1>not necessarily stop these guys from fishing, because like, these

0:58:40.720 --> 0:58:43.680
<v Speaker 1>violations to me are so egregious. I'm guessing that these

0:58:43.720 --> 0:58:46.680
<v Speaker 1>two old timers basically give zero ships. Like if you're

0:58:46.920 --> 0:58:48.680
<v Speaker 1>if you're one or two over the limit and try

0:58:48.720 --> 0:58:50.480
<v Speaker 1>to be sneaky and you got caught, that's one thing.

0:58:50.520 --> 0:58:54.360
<v Speaker 1>But if you're willing to go three perch over the limit,

0:58:54.960 --> 0:58:57.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm betting you don't actually care about the rules.

0:58:57.760 --> 0:59:01.000
<v Speaker 1>You have not read the annual compendium, you probably never will,

0:59:01.800 --> 0:59:03.640
<v Speaker 1>And I don't really think if like you can't get

0:59:03.640 --> 0:59:05.160
<v Speaker 1>a license, you're not going to go out on the

0:59:05.240 --> 0:59:07.040
<v Speaker 1>lake at night or or do what you're gonna do.

0:59:07.280 --> 0:59:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Just my assessment, great bust like, good on them for

0:59:11.040 --> 0:59:14.240
<v Speaker 1>for busting this one. Um and again similar to the

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<v Speaker 1>Hawaii story. I mean, that's a hefty fine. They're they're

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<v Speaker 1>really trying to get after these dudes. But I always

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<v Speaker 1>question will it really matter in the end. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it is. It is a hefty fine, but not compared

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<v Speaker 1>to the six and thirty thousand dollars. But if if

0:59:29.680 --> 0:59:32.320
<v Speaker 1>Phil is gauging just on fines, you have wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>clearly I'm gonna I'm gonna be quick here. I don't

0:59:36.320 --> 0:59:39.240
<v Speaker 1>understand why anybody like I get eating fish, I get

0:59:39.280 --> 0:59:42.640
<v Speaker 1>harvesting fish. Having that many fish, particularly freshwater fish, and

0:59:42.760 --> 0:59:45.640
<v Speaker 1>freezer doesn't make that much sense to me. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>There's something going on there that I can't wrap my

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<v Speaker 1>head around. I try to be I try to be

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<v Speaker 1>compassionate about like these people whose stories come up, but

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<v Speaker 1>this one really I just struggle with. And to your

0:59:56.240 --> 0:59:59.080
<v Speaker 1>other point, yeah, these all the fines here may not

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<v Speaker 1>ever get paid, these people who may not be able to.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do think that having a story that puts

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<v Speaker 1>the word out there that can dissuade other people totally

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<v Speaker 1>making similar choices. And that's where particularly the prawns story,

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<v Speaker 1>like oh ship, they can come after me for a

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<v Speaker 1>half million dollars. Probably not worth it to poison some

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<v Speaker 1>some prawns tonight. Um, but that you're you're probably right.

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<v Speaker 1>These individuals likely can't pay these fines and likely won't

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<v Speaker 1>change their behavior, but hopefully it changes the behavior of

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<v Speaker 1>many others who might otherwise make similar stupid choices. That's

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<v Speaker 1>my hope. Yeah, well, I mean, unfortunately, it's it's always

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<v Speaker 1>hard to get to uh you never really can see them.

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<v Speaker 1>Then to find the follow up to these kinds of stories,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I always you read them and you read, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the fines, but then there's never anything about whether dude

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<v Speaker 1>actually ended up paying them. So we may never know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We'll keep an eye out. Um, Phil

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<v Speaker 1>has got a lot to ponder here. I think we

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<v Speaker 1>did a good job, like instead of staying just very

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<v Speaker 1>on man, just totally connective. So difficult job for Phil,

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<v Speaker 1>our guest DJ of the week. We're gonna hear from him,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we're gonna do a little covering water with

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<v Speaker 1>a tarpin. Legend will go full salty miles. I do

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<v Speaker 1>not judge based on which one of your subjects procured

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<v Speaker 1>the largest fine. I rate under three categories spunk, sizzle,

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<v Speaker 1>and SPF, and I think within those parameters, the winner

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<v Speaker 1>is obvious. Joe Surmelli, congratulations. Just for a glimpse behind

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<v Speaker 1>the scenes, I sent Joe and Miles big list of

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<v Speaker 1>songs to choose from, and I did not hear a

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<v Speaker 1>single word back. So I just assumed that they probably

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<v Speaker 1>saw the Buddy Rich Big Band on there and regretted

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<v Speaker 1>asking me to contribute. And we're just gonna pretend that

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<v Speaker 1>it never happened. But no, thanks for including my songs. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate it. I can't wait to see what selections river

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<v Speaker 1>Horse makes. I'm going in I can hold it wasting

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<v Speaker 1>his valuable time with us. Today we have infamous tarping

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<v Speaker 1>guide and photographer David Mangum. What's going on, man, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing infamous? Infamous? Ye? We'll see well so

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<v Speaker 1>so so. I I was intentional, man, I used infamous

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<v Speaker 1>to describe you because you've I don't know if you've

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<v Speaker 1>earned or cultivated this this this this kind of reputation

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<v Speaker 1>right like Bill the rumor mill has it that you

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<v Speaker 1>can be abrasive maybe on the water? Is that is

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<v Speaker 1>that legit? Did you like really deserve that, or is

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<v Speaker 1>just really good brand marketing. I don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it depends whether you mean to the boats

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<v Speaker 1>that are near me or to the people on my boat.

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<v Speaker 1>So h the answers would be different. But no, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I think when I was younger, I was

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<v Speaker 1>a little more abrasive, But in my old age, I've

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<v Speaker 1>I've soppened up. Let's say, how's that? How's that? I

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<v Speaker 1>like that? I think we all mellow with age, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know I do, yeah a little bit. We've asked

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<v Speaker 1>you here to to do this. I guess you'd call

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<v Speaker 1>it our version of an interview. But you know, instead

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<v Speaker 1>of like conducting a well thought out, proper interview, we

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<v Speaker 1>just blurred out a bunch of ships and see what

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<v Speaker 1>you come back with. So here's how it's gonna work.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe's gonna put two minutes on the clock, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he and I are gonna we're gonna like pepper you

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<v Speaker 1>with rapid fire questions. The goal is to get through

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<v Speaker 1>as many of these as we can in two minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>which means you can't really think about it. You just

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<v Speaker 1>you just got to react. It's a I think I

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<v Speaker 1>describe it as like a verbal roar shock test. First

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<v Speaker 1>thing that comes to your head just say, but in

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<v Speaker 1>the spirit of fairness, we will give you one minute

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<v Speaker 1>at the end to to like, expand and elaborate on

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<v Speaker 1>whichever answer you think is is most interesting or stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Sound good? Okay? Sure, all right, Joe, you're ready and

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<v Speaker 1>Clark is starting now. Roughly how many clients have you

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<v Speaker 1>made cry in your career? Zero? Worst place you've ever

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<v Speaker 1>been hooked? Uh? Eyelid. One sentence that describes how you

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<v Speaker 1>feel about boon flies. Uh god, I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>it since his garbage finish the sentence. I cringe whenever

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<v Speaker 1>a client tells me they've um got high expectations. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>there go the words that come out of your mouth

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<v Speaker 1>when you see someone trout set on a tarpin blate

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<v Speaker 1>blip blie, believe. What's the greatest tarpin destination outside of

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<v Speaker 1>the US? I'm gonna have to go Guinea Bissau? Oh okay, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>far flow Florida man stories funny or annoying? Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>both pivotal point in a tarpin fight. People screw up

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<v Speaker 1>most often both side um just too much bend in

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<v Speaker 1>the rod. Okay, greatest angler of all time Zane Gray. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>saved by the bell or fresh Prince of bel Air

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<v Speaker 1>Fresh Prince? Yeah? Nice? Black flag no effects or blink

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<v Speaker 1>one two black flag? Oh excellent? Name a bucket list

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<v Speaker 1>species you haven't checked off your list yet? Oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to go with black marline. Okay, Yeah, greatest

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<v Speaker 1>fly ever invented? Spoon fly? No kidding? Um? Oh maybe

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<v Speaker 1>the maybe the toad, Gary Mer's toad. Okay, and we

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<v Speaker 1>have we have time for one last question here. Chasing

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<v Speaker 1>line class records cool or lame? Somewhere in between depends.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot to do, There's a lot you have

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<v Speaker 1>to answer with that question, but somewhere in between. It

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<v Speaker 1>all depends on the person chasing. Fair enough, fair enough,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, now you've got you got your one minute

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<v Speaker 1>to elaborate. If that's the one you want to go

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<v Speaker 1>on again. Yeah, well, I you know, I think a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the difference between folks that chase line class records. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, some folks that have been angling their whole

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<v Speaker 1>life and have caught everything and they're trying to make

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<v Speaker 1>it more challenging. You know, they don't care if they

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<v Speaker 1>catch that fishes and they've already caught tons of them,

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<v Speaker 1>so they challenge themselves by trying to do some line

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<v Speaker 1>class records. If you're doing line class records to try

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<v Speaker 1>to make a big name for yourself and you're starting

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<v Speaker 1>out angling, and you start out doing it scarbage were

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<v Speaker 1>We recently reviewed the Monty Burke Lords of the Fly

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<v Speaker 1>book that kind of goes through that that that whole culture.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've read it, man, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's a really good one. I have, I figured since

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<v Speaker 1>you were in there. So to each his own, I

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<v Speaker 1>think is the is my feeling on it. I think

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<v Speaker 1>in some ways it's great chase the line class records.

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<v Speaker 1>In some ways, I don't know. I'm hot and cold

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<v Speaker 1>on it, but I think I'm warming up to it

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<v Speaker 1>a little more after you know the the book and

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<v Speaker 1>kind of looking into the hearts of some of those

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<v Speaker 1>people to do it. So then we appreciate you. You're

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<v Speaker 1>taking the time to talk with this man and coming

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<v Speaker 1>on here. We hope to talk to again soon. So

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<v Speaker 1>I've never actually hung out with Dave, but we we have.

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<v Speaker 1>We have quite a few mutual friends. But I've never liked,

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<v Speaker 1>never had a beer with the guy. He's as you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he's an icon in the saltwater fly fishing world. But

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<v Speaker 1>he definitely has that reputation, like a long standing reputation

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<v Speaker 1>of being a hardass, right. Oh yeah, yeah, dude. I

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<v Speaker 1>know people who fished them back in the day. They

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<v Speaker 1>were like scared, they were a little bit scared. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't personally know him either, but supposedly,

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<v Speaker 1>supposedly he's this super amped up hothead, but that that

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<v Speaker 1>was not the guy who showed up for interview. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't know. I don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he's just mellowed out because he's

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<v Speaker 1>gotten a little older, he was just in a like

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<v Speaker 1>a chill mode because we caught him, you know, in

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<v Speaker 1>the off season, not between crazy Tarp and Trip, or

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<v Speaker 1>if he's just trying to like soften his public image,

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<v Speaker 1>which is also a possibility. But he was not um

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<v Speaker 1>at all like the intimidating, aggro dude that he's been

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<v Speaker 1>made out to be. I feel like I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>he's hired a PR consultant or something. Someone you got,

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<v Speaker 1>you got an interview, come up, Okay, here's what you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta do. Take three volume wash it down with this.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. He wasn't He wasn't the he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>show up anyway as as the image that he's been

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<v Speaker 1>built up to be. And I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>disappointed or if I was relieved about that. I was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of ready for this edgy interview that was that

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<v Speaker 1>was combative, and it just wasn't like that at all.

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<v Speaker 1>It was he was kind of tame. Actually, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean maybe he's different when he hits the water,

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<v Speaker 1>which would mean that he has something in common with

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<v Speaker 1>a classic fly you're gonna tell us about in this

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<v Speaker 1>week's end of the line, which also happens to be

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite dry fly. Well that's not loud enough. One

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<v Speaker 1>mid March years ago, a former fishing buddy and I

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<v Speaker 1>skipped down for a few rain soaked days. The trip

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<v Speaker 1>turned into an exercise and cognitive dissonance misery amid euphoria.

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<v Speaker 1>Three days of steady downpour with tempts that never crept

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<v Speaker 1>above the low forties. The air and water were nearly indistinguishable,

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<v Speaker 1>being about the same temperature and saturation level. We set

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<v Speaker 1>up camp in the rain, rendering our shelters wet from

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<v Speaker 1>the start. And leaving us no escape, no warm, cozy respite.

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<v Speaker 1>So we just stayed on the river from daylight to dusk,

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<v Speaker 1>because though our bodies may have been damp and cold,

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<v Speaker 1>we experienced three days of the most spectacular trout fishing

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<v Speaker 1>either of us had ever seen before or since. Insects

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<v Speaker 1>emerged from the water in sheets, creating a near mirror

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<v Speaker 1>image of the falling rain, and just about every trout

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<v Speaker 1>settled at the surface with their mouths wide. The gray

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<v Speaker 1>light and steady drizzle made them far less spooky than

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<v Speaker 1>usual on this particular tail water, and since the weather

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<v Speaker 1>was more Southeast Alaska than Fort Lauderdale, the spring break

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<v Speaker 1>crowds were absent. We didn't quite have the place to ourselves,

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<v Speaker 1>but with hoods up and eyes focused, we hardly saw

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<v Speaker 1>another soul. The first morning we set up in a long,

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<v Speaker 1>slick covered and feeding fish. Two different insects were hatching

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<v Speaker 1>tiny midges and just slightly larger slate colored mayflies called batas.

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<v Speaker 1>The fish seemed to be alternating between bugs, so I

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<v Speaker 1>kept switching flies. One fish would be focused on midges,

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<v Speaker 1>while the fish just below it only wanted mayflies. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 1>my buddy standing just downstream remained consistently hooked up without

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<v Speaker 1>ever retiring. I finally broke down, while shivering and trying

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<v Speaker 1>to thread hair thin mono into a miniscule hook eye again, Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you using? And atoms size twenty, he replied,

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<v Speaker 1>Rod still bent. Kind of look like a midge cluster,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of looks like a batis. I dug into my box,

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<v Speaker 1>tied on a size twenty Adams, and didn't change flies

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<v Speaker 1>again for the rest of the trip, except when one

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<v Speaker 1>got chewed beyond recognition or broken off by a big fish.

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<v Speaker 1>If I could, I would rename the Atoms the gray

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<v Speaker 1>area with a gray dubbed body and some buggy hackle.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the prototypical anything fly. You can find it in

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<v Speaker 1>sizes that range from damn near invisible like what we

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<v Speaker 1>were fishing in that rainstorm hatch, to holy sh it

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<v Speaker 1>is that hummingbird. Depending on how it's tied, it can

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<v Speaker 1>imitate midges, mayflies, catas, even ants, and fool everything from

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<v Speaker 1>the most naive backcountry opportunists to the most selective tailwater scrutinizers.

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<v Speaker 1>The Atoms was invented in Michigan in two The story

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<v Speaker 1>goes like this, Charles Adams, an attorney and avid fly

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<v Speaker 1>angler who regularly traveled to Michigan to fish the famous

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<v Speaker 1>Boardman River, found him self in a position familiar to

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<v Speaker 1>almost anyone who trout fishes. He was on the Mayfield

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<v Speaker 1>pond one summer evening and found fish rising to some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of insect that he could not identify or imitate.

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<v Speaker 1>Now Adams couldn't tie flies. He was your standard relatively clueless,

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<v Speaker 1>wealthy sport. So the next day he went to local

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<v Speaker 1>fly tire Leonard Halliday, and described in broad and general

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<v Speaker 1>terms the confounding bug. Holliday lashed golden pheasant feathers to

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<v Speaker 1>a size fourteen hook to create the tail, coarsely dubbed

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<v Speaker 1>the body with gray wool yarn, and then made oversized

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<v Speaker 1>wings and hackle from rooster neck feathers. Halliday handed the

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<v Speaker 1>creation to Adams, who fished at the following day and

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<v Speaker 1>reported incredible success. Being a humble Midwestern fellow, Holliday decided

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<v Speaker 1>to name the fly not after himself, but the man

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<v Speaker 1>who commissioned it, telling Lee Adam's initial success on the

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<v Speaker 1>new fly didn't come on the pond where the mystery

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<v Speaker 1>hatch actually went down. Instead, he proved its effectiveness on

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<v Speaker 1>the nearby Boardman River, where the insects would almost certainly

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<v Speaker 1>have been different, which makes the perfect origin story for

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<v Speaker 1>this fly that can imitate just about anything. Also, fittingly,

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<v Speaker 1>the modern Atoms in your fly box or local fly

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<v Speaker 1>binds doesn't include a single one of those original materials

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<v Speaker 1>from Holiday's invention. Over the past ninety years, the fly

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<v Speaker 1>is transformed. What was once a bushy, oversized, and frankly

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<v Speaker 1>kind of sloppy looking fly morphed into a relatively sleek

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<v Speaker 1>and sparse profile as American fly tying evolved. Unlike modern

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<v Speaker 1>fly marketing, where a tire swaps out a single material

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<v Speaker 1>and then claims to have invented a whole new pattern,

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<v Speaker 1>the Atoms evolved steadily but completely, without ever losing its name.

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<v Speaker 1>It became a collaborative pastiche of American fly tying tradition

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<v Speaker 1>as a whole, with dozens of different innovators adding their

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<v Speaker 1>own flare to it over the decades without demanding any credit. First,

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<v Speaker 1>the golden pheasant tail changed to brown or grizzly hackle

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<v Speaker 1>fibers sometime in the mid nineties. Next to go was

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<v Speaker 1>the wooly yarn body, which has a tendency to absorb

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<v Speaker 1>water and cause the fly to sink, replaced by much

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<v Speaker 1>more buoyant muskrat fur. Then the wings and hackle shifted

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<v Speaker 1>to an upright cat skill style. Eventually the fly lost

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<v Speaker 1>most of its original form. Today's Atoms sports a calf

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<v Speaker 1>tail or poly yarn parachute instead of hackle tip wings,

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<v Speaker 1>and a synthetic dubbed body. The only attribute it shares

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<v Speaker 1>with the original is the color gray, a generic stand

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<v Speaker 1>in that can pass for just about anything. The Atoms

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<v Speaker 1>is a perfect reminder the profile and presentation matter more

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<v Speaker 1>than exact representation when it comes to fly fishing. Cut

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<v Speaker 1>off the tail, pick out the dubbing a little, and

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like a cat as. Keep it sleek and

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<v Speaker 1>it can imitate just about, and you may fly on

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<v Speaker 1>the planet as long as you get the size right.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of all, it's the perfect fly to use when

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<v Speaker 1>you encounter a situation like the fly's namesake Charles Adams

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<v Speaker 1>did on that Michigan pond in the early twenties, when

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<v Speaker 1>fish are feeding on some kind of bug that you

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<v Speaker 1>can't seem to identify. You don't need a text photos

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<v Speaker 1>to some aquatic entomologist friend. Just grabbing atoms of appropriate size,

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<v Speaker 1>and make a good cast. So that is all we

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<v Speaker 1>have in the fly bin for you guys this week.

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<v Speaker 1>We hope that we didn't piss off any of our

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<v Speaker 1>a deep breath, find your center, get a grip on

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<v Speaker 1>that tapered leader, and cut about a foot off the

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<v Speaker 1>butt end. Seek inner clarity on the reasons why you

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<v Speaker 1>are chasing those line class records in the first place,

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<v Speaker 1>and reconnect with the whole family of flies named Adams.

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