Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
Speaker 2: a Pod.
Speaker 3: With Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge.
Speaker 2: And I've got to say the amount of DMS that
Speaker 2: I've gotten since you No, not about not about the
Speaker 2: two teeth, not about us.
Speaker 3: Saying our name, not our intro or over that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm moving on to a new topic because
Speaker 2: everybody's very revved up about Real Housewives in New Jersey recap.
Speaker 2: I know, like, not only are people saying that current
Speaker 2: cast or I don't know if you can say current
Speaker 2: anymore because we don't know if they're coming back or not,
Speaker 2: but cast members wanting to come on every you know,
Speaker 2: the different fans I have more.
Speaker 3: Or Jackie, Teresa and maybe even Louis.
Speaker 2: There's something that we didn't really discuss that now that
Speaker 2: I've gone deeper down the rabbit hole, now that social
Speaker 2: media has gotten hold of Jersey post our recap, you know,
Speaker 2: whatever is that moment where Jackie's deciding if she should
Speaker 2: lie or not, if she should double down on that lie,
Speaker 2: And like I know we talked about on our podcast
Speaker 2: where we like said, you know, what, did you ever
Speaker 2: get caught lying on? How many seconds did it take
Speaker 2: for you to give in on the lie?
Speaker 3: Oh at the moment, the one that I told you
Speaker 3: about prior? Yeah, oh no, no, no, it was days.
Speaker 2: Oh it was days. So the way we see Jackie deciding, like,
Speaker 2: am I going to keep lying? Is there going to
Speaker 2: be proof? Like all of those things, it took you days,
Speaker 2: It took her, According to editing, it took her seconds.
Speaker 3: Well because she had shit in writing, she knew what
Speaker 3: was going to happen, but it was also the season finale,
Speaker 3: so going through her head is like, fuck, fuck, do
Speaker 3: I do it?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Do it?
Speaker 3: And do I'm gonna deal with that at the reunion?
Speaker 3: Oh god, what do I do? What do I do?
Speaker 3: And uh? It just she decided that it'd be her
Speaker 3: best interest to just come claim, and she even said,
Speaker 3: I've been worried about this coming out.
Speaker 2: But also I'm curious, at what point do you think
Speaker 2: the cast realized that there was not going to be
Speaker 2: a reunion, that this was.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't I think, right, be like just a
Speaker 3: month couple of months ago, I don't think.
Speaker 2: Okay, So not why they were filming.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: No, But before we even get into Dubai, there's a
Speaker 2: couple things that have also surfaced since jen Aiden made
Speaker 2: a post saying that it was not aired, but that
Speaker 2: Danielle came for her husband before.
Speaker 3: Did she say what was said?
Speaker 2: No, she didn't.
Speaker 3: I don't believe anything she says.
Speaker 2: So, but then Danielle went on like a posting spree
Speaker 2: of topless photos of her husband, which listen. I think
Speaker 2: her husband's attractive. I think he's a good looking guy.
Speaker 2: But I don't know that you needed a double This
Speaker 2: is where I had a little bit of cringe when
Speaker 2: it came to that photo session.
Speaker 3: Was skin show more skin that one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that wasn't the problem. Not the skin, not the chest,
Speaker 2: not the nips, nothing. Guess what I had my issue with?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: What was he holding Andy Cohen's book?
Speaker 3: Yeah? He died, I honestly died inside.
Speaker 2: Why why would anyone think that that was a good
Speaker 2: I would have liked to see him hold like an
Speaker 2: implant or something.
Speaker 3: I could have given him my implant. That would have
Speaker 3: been better.
Speaker 2: It really would have, because at least if he was
Speaker 2: holding an implant, it would have been a jab at Bill.
Speaker 3: Well, I kind of feel like it was a little
Speaker 3: kiss ass, a little like Cohen, pick me if you're
Speaker 3: going to read reboot.
Speaker 2: It wasn't pick me. And it also was like, if
Speaker 2: one of us is going to be back and blah blah,
Speaker 2: but we've also seen all these other.
Speaker 3: I wander back, So I'm just poking at you, girl.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I was a little, a little little I
Speaker 3: would have loved to see him not with the book.
Speaker 3: No disrespect to Andy Cohen, but I just felt.
Speaker 2: Like it was just or if he was going to
Speaker 2: do a book, I mean, he could have done The
Speaker 2: Weight of Beautiful that yeah, because.
Speaker 3: He could have had a sign that said all in
Speaker 3: by Teddy.
Speaker 2: You know what. He could have also been throwing a
Speaker 2: Venus CBD into his mouth. I know, like, if we're
Speaker 2: going to do product placement, pay for that shit before
Speaker 2: we get into Dubai, are we going to read Louis's
Speaker 2: statement or are we going to let that one ride?
Speaker 3: Well, first, I have a very serious question to ask you.
Speaker 2: What very serious?
Speaker 3: Okay, So I went to a wedding in cabbo at
Speaker 3: while ago and everybody there had the most sparkling smile
Speaker 3: I've ever seen in my life, and Sasha the Bride.
Speaker 3: I'm like, Sasha, did did you get new teeth? She's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: Doctor Hale's and Ldia Ranch. You have to go see him.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I've never thought about getting veneers ever in
Speaker 3: my life because my teeth are pretty straight.
Speaker 2: Let me see something close, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: So so she goes go to him. He can do
Speaker 3: a mock up of what it will look like with
Speaker 3: veneers on. So I'm like, do it. So I went
Speaker 3: literally his office, spent three hours with Eddie and I.
Speaker 3: They did Eddie's teeth, they did my teeth, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh shit, I want veneers now. Now I need to
Speaker 3: know you have veneers?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? But I got mine?
Speaker 3: Am I going to regret it if I get them?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I only have four veneers. I
Speaker 2: think where it can get a little bit dicey.
Speaker 3: I'm going to do ten on top, ten on bottom.
Speaker 2: See Okay, I broke my teeth out in the eighth grade,
Speaker 2: so I had bonding because these four teeth were broken.
Speaker 3: So they're bonding chips though, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: So bonding kept chipping. So when I was nineteen years old,
Speaker 2: I got veneers on these front four teeth. It's the
Speaker 2: same for veneers. When you get a full mouth of veneers,
Speaker 2: it can start. I mean, I don't want to call
Speaker 2: people out, but it can just look a little no,
Speaker 2: little Jackalanthney, because it's all these faked teeth like mine,
Speaker 2: not to Well, that's.
Speaker 3: What I actually meant. This is what I actually liked,
Speaker 3: is that it widens your smile all the way to
Speaker 3: the back and it shows like now I'm seeing because
Speaker 3: I'm getting older and as you get older, your teeth
Speaker 3: shift and I'm not good about wearing that inn abizal
Speaker 3: line and one tooth sets back a little bit. So
Speaker 3: because it sits back just a little bit. When I
Speaker 3: take pictures, there's kind of like a shadow and I
Speaker 3: don't know, it's just I mean, Eddie looked fire. I'll
Speaker 3: tell you that.
Speaker 2: Listen, if I don't wanted to get Vineyers, I'd be
Speaker 2: all for it.
Speaker 3: He has veneers, isn't he ed one?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: He needs them?
Speaker 3: Oh I thought he had vinear. I thought you said
Speaker 3: he had veneers.
Speaker 2: No he needs them. He had like adult braces at
Speaker 2: twenty Oh.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what Eddie said. Eddie's like all just get prices.
Speaker 3: You ain't get racist dude.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry adult Thankfully I did not know
Speaker 2: him when he had adult braces, but adult braces unfuckable.
Speaker 3: I also host a picture of what they look like
Speaker 3: with just the temporaries, which aren't perfect. But he literally
Speaker 3: puts them on, files them down, takes him twenty minutes,
Speaker 3: and then after his enjus pop them off. I wanted
Speaker 3: to wear them for a week, but.
Speaker 2: Well, the worriesome part about getting a full mouth of
Speaker 2: veneers is mine have never granted now, it'll probably fall
Speaker 2: out tomorrow, but mine have never fallen out. They've never chipped.
Speaker 2: There's I've never been missing a tooth and had a
Speaker 2: little he says.
Speaker 3: He says his last twenty to thirty years.
Speaker 2: You know what, people say that about tits too, and.
Speaker 3: Then they're not like later they don't. They don't shave
Speaker 3: your teeth down anymore. Huh, they don't shave your teeth
Speaker 3: down anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, did we get our answer on Howell?
Speaker 3: I don't know he did Faye Resnick. She does the
Speaker 3: commercials for him. Oh has good, go check him out.
Speaker 2: Okay, well are you going to read Louise?
Speaker 3: I did talk with Teresa this morning. She reached out
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: Is she mad at us?
Speaker 3: No, She's just wanted to explain better about certain things.
Speaker 3: And she told me that Louis had released a statement
Speaker 3: and I said, send it to me. She says, well,
Speaker 3: it's all of our Instagram. This is this morning. So
Speaker 3: I went and looked, and I did see it. I
Speaker 3: didn't read the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Louis posted this. The finale was very rough for me
Speaker 2: to watch, and I wanted to address it with you all.
Speaker 2: After watching the finale, I was disappointed in my actions
Speaker 2: and bringing up Margaret Joseph's son. The reason he was
Speaker 2: even brought up was because I've been dealing with being
Speaker 2: falsely accused of calling Margaret's son at his work, which
Speaker 2: is simply not true. For the last year, Margaret kept
Speaker 2: putting this narrative out there that I called her son
Speaker 2: at work, and I've had to deal with it knowing
Speaker 2: I'm being lied on. Still, I know better not to
Speaker 2: bring someone's child up, and it is something I deeply regret,
Speaker 2: so I do want to apologize and acknowledge that I
Speaker 2: was wrong. There's been a lot of toxicity on the
Speaker 2: show and it has affected everyone on the show. We
Speaker 2: have been dealing with a lot of frustrating things behind
Speaker 2: the scenes, and it has been very hard for our
Speaker 2: entire family and my children who have been really impacted
Speaker 2: by all that's happened at the hands of certain people.
Speaker 2: Two wrongs don't make a right, and I deeply regret
Speaker 2: saying what I said. I don't know if this is
Speaker 2: fully an apology or if this is just doubling down
Speaker 2: on the reason on why he said it.
Speaker 3: But I think he's explained why he said it. I mean,
Speaker 3: I think it was he didn't apology. There was no explanation,
Speaker 3: but it's a It is a good thing that he
Speaker 3: did apologize because I even said to Teresa said it
Speaker 3: wasn't good, girl. Yeah, it wasn't good.
Speaker 2: It definitely wasn't good. But also something that somebody else
Speaker 2: pointed out on Jersey and then we'll move on to Dubai.
Speaker 2: I know, was that somebody said that there was a
Speaker 2: scene in the super teaser or one of the trailers. Oh,
Speaker 2: there was a right, yes, where it showed Louis and
Speaker 2: Teresa talking about money and there was like a back
Speaker 2: and forth, and it seemed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that happens all the time. It happens all
Speaker 3: the time, you'll see things in super Teas and you
Speaker 3: will never see them in the show.
Speaker 2: But that kind of bugs because, like, you guys, it's
Speaker 2: going to be in the super Teas and you're gonna
Speaker 2: real us in that way.
Speaker 3: Well, I think what happens is editing starts happening. They
Speaker 3: make the super tease, then they start editing the show.
Speaker 3: You know, they might be like three episodes into editing
Speaker 3: the first three, you know, the first three episodes, and
Speaker 3: then they do the super Teas and it just doesn't
Speaker 3: fit in the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, they had a lot of time to fit
Speaker 2: too much shit into Dubai. So let's get into it
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 3: Let's go. I've never been so confused about a damn
Speaker 3: voice note in my entire life.
Speaker 2: Well, apparently so was Chanel, because it starts off where
Speaker 2: least to tell Chanel that she shared Sarah's voice note
Speaker 2: with her under the impression that it would stay between them.
Speaker 2: Lisa shared the voice note because she wanted a second
Speaker 2: opinion on whether Sarah was disagreeing with Brooks about the
Speaker 2: fight at Stanbury's house. On the voice note, you can
Speaker 2: hear Sarah say you explained yourself. You're like, even if
Speaker 2: I'm not a Brooks fan. I will not stand for that,
Speaker 2: meaning she was repeating Lisa's words back to her. Then
Speaker 2: Sarah says in the note, you know what, I'm not
Speaker 2: her biggest fan as well, and Sarah explained she was
Speaker 2: referring to Telene and Sarah's confessional. She plays the original
Speaker 2: voice note where she and Lisa were talking about Telene
Speaker 2: trying to contact them after the party. Telene says she's
Speaker 2: relieved the truth was uncovered because she knows how much
Speaker 2: Sarah means to Brooks. Chanelle tells Stanberry that they are
Speaker 2: all fucking done and flips Stanberry off. Chanelle says she
Speaker 2: is more angry with Lisa than Stanberry because she expects
Speaker 2: more from her and the way Lisa said to Ion
Speaker 2: that she couldn't trust her.
Speaker 3: I'm so confused. At certain point, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: even know who sent the damn voice note. I don't
Speaker 3: even know who originally recorded it.
Speaker 2: Sarah recorded a voice note that she sent Lisa. Lisa
Speaker 2: Milan sent it to Shanelley on to clarify what she
Speaker 2: thought Sarah was saying.
Speaker 3: But then and then stan Berry brings it up at
Speaker 3: the table.
Speaker 2: Than Chanelle shared the voice note, thinking she was actually
Speaker 2: talking that they were talking shit about Brooks, but really
Speaker 2: she was talking shit about to Leene, And so it
Speaker 2: all gets confused. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: do you think Chanelle had any reason to be upset
Speaker 2: with Lisa? In my opinion, I actually had to go
Speaker 2: with Lisa here. Lisa is the one that should be upset.
Speaker 2: Lisa sent the voice note to her best friend, her
Speaker 2: family or whatever.
Speaker 3: I absolutely agree with that.
Speaker 2: But it's also a very Greek tragedy that they were
Speaker 2: thinking they were coming in for sarah takedown and end
Speaker 2: up ended up imploding.
Speaker 3: There shouldn't Sarah be upset?
Speaker 2: Sarah's like, I don't give a shit. I didn't say
Speaker 2: anything wrong, and Sarah didn't.
Speaker 3: She didn't. It didn't And the whole thing, the whole
Speaker 3: voice note wasn't even damaging.
Speaker 2: I didn't think and Teleene the two people could be
Speaker 2: damaging for or to Leen and Sarah, potentially Sarah and Brooks,
Speaker 2: but broke even Brooks who flies off the handle with everything.
Speaker 2: Everything that wasn't even upset.
Speaker 3: And so now so Lisa basically now doesn't trust Chanel
Speaker 3: on right? Is that what it is?
Speaker 2: Well, that's what she said, But then she went to
Speaker 2: Chanell's room, and Chanelle was rude to Lisa. But then
Speaker 2: the part that confused me even more. I'm trying to think,
Speaker 2: if I was the most mad at you ever and
Speaker 2: I was the most hurt and you said terrible things
Speaker 2: to me and Edwin didn't answer the phone, would I
Speaker 2: call Eddie? Yes?
Speaker 3: Like that, I mean, if you called to Eddie, I
Speaker 3: wouldn't care because we're all close. But if one of
Speaker 3: my cast members, like if Heather called Eddie because they
Speaker 3: have a friendship a relationship, I'd be like, no big deal,
Speaker 3: she would be calling out a concern. But if like
Speaker 3: I don't know anybody, ill.
Speaker 2: Lisa and Chanelle are best friends like off the show,
Speaker 2: or were best friends, She's.
Speaker 3: Got to be close with her husband then so they.
Speaker 2: Must all be close. But still, if I couldn't get
Speaker 2: in touch with my husband, I had to have had
Speaker 2: like phone another friend. I don't know that then I
Speaker 2: would go to.
Speaker 3: But what was her main reason to be calling the husband?
Speaker 3: Just to vent or to.
Speaker 2: Vent and to share her piece on why she was upset?
Speaker 2: And I think because we didn't really see it, it must
Speaker 2: have happened off camera because we're seeing them say we
Speaker 2: need a minute, we need a minute.
Speaker 3: Maybe they had filmed all day long and they're like,
Speaker 3: just give me a minute.
Speaker 2: Why.
Speaker 3: I don't think people realize how sensitive Chanelle is.
Speaker 2: But also Lisa didn't say anything bad. She just said
Speaker 2: I if I shared a voice note with you, let's
Speaker 2: just put it in very clear terms. If I shared, like,
Speaker 2: even it's me you, I'm just putting it out there,
Speaker 2: me and Emily. I shared a voice note with you
Speaker 2: that Emily sent me about Gina. M I share it
Speaker 2: to you because I'm like, is Emily talking about Gina?
Speaker 2: And then you shared it with somebody else and then
Speaker 2: they shared it and then they share them. It's game
Speaker 2: a voice note notes.
Speaker 3: But the only person.
Speaker 2: I would be mad at in that situation.
Speaker 3: It's you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would be like, Tamora, that's fucked up. You're supposed
Speaker 2: to be my best friend.
Speaker 3: I'm by the way, this is part of being a housewife.
Speaker 3: Do you know how many times we share text messages
Speaker 3: and show proof receipts, timeline screenshots all the time, all
Speaker 3: the time. Let's do it, Heather Gay, Yes, But I also.
Speaker 2: Think if you truly think that somebody, I I think
Speaker 2: that you you're and my friendship is to the point
Speaker 2: that you wouldn't do that to me.
Speaker 3: Oh, I wouldn't think they are. I do think there
Speaker 3: are very very going back to bed. It is a
Speaker 3: very like bad thing to do in normal life outside
Speaker 3: of a housewife life, to be like here, let me share,
Speaker 3: share this with you, and share this with you, and
Speaker 3: then you just never know where it's going to go.
Speaker 2: But I think I think that's the point. I think,
Speaker 2: you know what I think, Beverly Hills time. If I
Speaker 2: would have shared a voice note with Kyle and Dury
Speaker 2: and Dree shared it, I've probably been like, you know
Speaker 2: what you asked for it, Teddy. You guys are friends,
Speaker 2: but yeah you don't that time friendship. But if Kyle
Speaker 2: shared it, I'd be like, fuck you. Yeah, yeah, my
Speaker 2: very best friends.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about one of your very best
Speaker 3: friends taking am a text message from two years prior
Speaker 3: because mad at you and sharing it with somebody to
Speaker 3: try to get them to hate you.
Speaker 2: I think this is a case. It's dirty. It's dirty.
Speaker 2: I also I think a voice note is kind of
Speaker 2: different than a text message. A voice note you hear inflection,
Speaker 2: you hear whatever. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: Sarah is vindicated.
Speaker 3: I think might be worse.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's worse than a text because
Speaker 2: text can be taken out of context, they can be crop,
Speaker 2: they can do whatever. But then but Stanbury's face when
Speaker 2: she realizes that, like shit's like she's just like never
Speaker 2: been happier, halo over her head. But then the girls,
Speaker 2: but then it ends up backfining anyway because nobody cares
Speaker 2: about this freaking thing but Chanelle and Lisa. The girls
Speaker 2: then are getting ready to go out after dinner. Lisa
Speaker 2: is still on the phone with her husband and she
Speaker 2: says she'd know if she should go out now that
Speaker 2: Chanelle told her to get the fuck out of her
Speaker 2: room and slam the door. Meanwhile, Lisa's husband's like, I'm
Speaker 2: at the plub like I had a busy day, Like
Speaker 2: I don't, I can't.
Speaker 3: I love her husband, I know, but that's clearly I know.
Speaker 3: But I just love sir.
Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm out, bitch alone.
Speaker 3: You're a Bali baby. By the way, I'm going to say,
Speaker 3: their Bali trip was not like our Bali trip. That
Speaker 3: why I loved Bally much better than our now I
Speaker 3: want to go to BALI. Where were they staying? Will
Speaker 3: you host us? We'll do a podcast and ball.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden we are open Lisa. They go out,
Speaker 2: Lisa gets into a cage and starts to dance. Sarah
Speaker 2: says she feels like the sober mom taking care of
Speaker 2: her daughters. How do we feel about the fact that
Speaker 2: Sarah is always being the mother figure, Like, isn't she.
Speaker 3: Like the youngest as well? But also does Sarah not
Speaker 3: drink at all?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I haven't. I don't know that I've
Speaker 2: ever seen her drink. But has Sarah ever had fun
Speaker 2: at all? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Sarah needs to have a little fun. I like seeing
Speaker 3: Lisa in the cage dancing. I like to see fun girls.
Speaker 3: And how about when Stanbury gets on stage all and
Speaker 3: all she needed was a eighty song and she was
Speaker 3: out there in her daisy dukes. Well you know, Stanley,
Speaker 3: all the girls are dressed in like cocktail dresses, and
Speaker 3: there's Stanbury in her jean shorts and white.
Speaker 2: Well you know, stanbaby was drinking petrol. When she decided
Speaker 2: to not even do a change of outfit to go
Speaker 2: to the club. She threw on her Daisy Dukes in
Speaker 2: her baby.
Speaker 3: She did have some protat shoes on, she did.
Speaker 2: But all I do know that was one hundred percent
Speaker 2: confirmed this episode is that Tolene must hate Brooks because
Speaker 2: trying to hook her up with that man, either Babio
Speaker 2: but Fabio. That may have been a setup, now that
Speaker 2: I think about it, because.
Speaker 3: Why what do you mean?
Speaker 2: I think that it was a setup. Because and then
Speaker 2: soon as Fabio told us that he was the GM
Speaker 2: of that other club, and then he took them clubbing
Speaker 2: to all the other places, it made me go ding
Speaker 2: ding ding. He already signed the waiver and they got
Speaker 2: permission to film at all these places, and this is
Speaker 2: why we're going down this route.
Speaker 3: Maybe you are just like the FBI girl. Kind of
Speaker 3: sounds like that's the way it went, for sure, one
Speaker 3: would guess, One would guess. The next morning, Teleen walks
Speaker 3: in to find Stanbury hung over in bed from all
Speaker 3: that was. She said she was drinking the Petro petru,
Speaker 3: which is like gasoline. She's drinking gasoline. Stanbury says Chanelle
Speaker 3: needed to just own up to her actions and move
Speaker 3: on Toleene's tells Stanbury that Chanelle is pissed at Lisa,
Speaker 3: do you think the women are overreacting about this voice note?
Speaker 3: I don't think Chanelle had bad intentions whatsoever, or did
Speaker 3: they just have nothing? I don't think she had bad intentions.
Speaker 2: What do you mean she didn't have bad intentions? I
Speaker 2: now just did that on purpose to try to take
Speaker 2: down Sarah, but she didn't understand that that message wouldn't
Speaker 2: take down Sarah. It actually validates everything that Sarah has
Speaker 2: been doing. Well.
Speaker 3: I'm glad she did it, but I don't think she
Speaker 3: really actually knew what she was doing.
Speaker 2: I mean they needed to do it, because if it
Speaker 2: wasn't for that, we would have just had a healing
Speaker 2: waterfall where they scream and Stanbury texts, which.
Speaker 3: Mary's like, no, I'm not going in there. Relaxing to
Speaker 3: me is getting a massage and having a cup of coffee.
Speaker 2: But speaking of massages, why is Saba always rubbing on Sarah?
Speaker 3: First of all, why she's been there? I don't actually
Speaker 3: somebody explained to me, we've had friends on our show
Speaker 3: that have had a big her presence on our show
Speaker 3: and didn't get invited to trips where they're like, just
Speaker 3: invite everybody. Something's got to stick, something's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: First, she massaged Sarah's hand, supposedly to get glue off.
Speaker 2: But I feel like when they're in the vans and
Speaker 2: they're showing this back and forth, I just kept thinking,
Speaker 2: like you kind of looked at Saba and she looks
Speaker 2: like she's been kidnapped, and she'saking I know it well.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna throw it out there. I miss Sergio.
Speaker 3: I need him to show up to this trip.
Speaker 2: I miss Sergio.
Speaker 3: Clearly, he's a better delivery than last time. You can't
Speaker 3: do the same pulling up on a jet ski. I
Speaker 3: think you need to sky dive in to the jungle.
Speaker 2: I think they should have allowed Stanberry. If she was
Speaker 2: going to be so miserable and hungover, they should have
Speaker 2: allowed her just to stay at the at the hotel.
Speaker 3: Oh I enjoyed seeing her throw up or hearing her
Speaker 3: throw up.
Speaker 2: You did, but you don't enjoy it when I have
Speaker 2: an accidental burden.
Speaker 3: I'm joking. Have you ever been on a filming and
Speaker 3: somebody's hungover and they're throwing up? I have thrown up,
Speaker 3: but not dude, I hangover, carsick or anything like that.
Speaker 2: I threw up in Berlin because We were in the
Speaker 2: back of like a sprinter van for a really long time,
Speaker 2: weaving in and out of places, and I kept saying,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get sick, I'm gonna get sick. And they
Speaker 2: were like, Oh, everybody's like Okay, here's Tom's, here's this,
Speaker 2: here's whatever. And then all of a sudden, I.
Speaker 3: Was like, and then, well, Housewives in the Future, if
Speaker 3: you're going to throw up, just do it on camera.
Speaker 3: Please don't go running to the side.
Speaker 2: Just throw up everybody's everybody miserable.
Speaker 3: Make everybody miserable, and then you get out of filming
Speaker 3: that day because you're gonna have turn around and go home.
Speaker 2: And take shot hot tips from Tam.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: But then the ladies arrive at Sarah's destination. The guide
Speaker 2: welcomes the girls to the healing center to cleanse them.
Speaker 2: The women walk under well, first they have to take
Speaker 2: their shoes off, which none of them can really handle.
Speaker 3: Type of girl. I like to walk on the street barefoot.
Speaker 3: I don't even care.
Speaker 2: I'd much rather have no shoes on than the heels
Speaker 2: that everybody.
Speaker 3: Rounding it makes you supposed to make you better, or
Speaker 3: heel shit or I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, I don't know already tells me to you whatever,
Speaker 2: I'm just like walking.
Speaker 3: On the grass. I just don't that's how my feet
Speaker 3: look like A nine year old man's.
Speaker 2: Edwin always tells me that I have to have shoes
Speaker 2: on or slippers on inside the house, that it's really
Speaker 2: bad for me to just walk my feet on the floor.
Speaker 2: He said his mom taught him that. Then the women
Speaker 2: walk under a big waterfall to scream.
Speaker 3: That looked dangerous to me. Look, you trust all those Yeah,
Speaker 3: trust me if I was with you, But like your
Speaker 3: whole cast walking, you're looking down like what does somebody fell?
Speaker 2: Well? Stanbury didn't trust it. She wasn't even doing it.
Speaker 2: She's like, listen, fuck this at my bandly a case.
Speaker 3: I want to know how her how her text message
Speaker 3: out the jungle were working.
Speaker 2: I know, how could have? Do you think they had
Speaker 2: good WiFi at the healing center.
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm just gonna act like I'm texting. I
Speaker 3: don't even give a shit. I am not engaging, I'm
Speaker 3: not screaming.
Speaker 2: She's like, I couldn't even be bothered to brush my
Speaker 2: hair alone, put makeup on, let alone.
Speaker 3: But you know, you know what it feels like when
Speaker 3: you're so hungover. I haven't hungover in years, but so hungover,
Speaker 3: and like, were you throwing up? And I wouldn't be
Speaker 3: able to get out of bed? No, I give it
Speaker 3: to her. She actually looked decent, Like she looked human.
Speaker 3: I would look like the creeper what's his name?
Speaker 2: Well, I love Stanbury, but I don't be so sure
Speaker 2: of that workout outfit. I was like, no, I didn't
Speaker 2: like that. Well. Then Sarah shares that she is letting
Speaker 2: go of the trauma of her past relationships. Then Lisa
Speaker 2: says she this part I thought I was emotional about.
Speaker 2: Lisa says she lost her brother a few years ago,
Speaker 2: and in this moment she decided to finally let go
Speaker 2: of this grief. She now wanted to heal the inner
Speaker 2: little girl in her and getting everything that disappointed, betrayal
Speaker 2: and sadness out of her. And then I love that
Speaker 2: they showed to Lene's face screaming with such intensity, like
Speaker 2: she's like and then they pander her confessional and she goes,
Speaker 2: you know what, I didn't really feel anything, yeah, and
Speaker 2: then that's it. They seem kind of annoyed at Stanbury
Speaker 2: because she's not participating, but then they all still hold
Speaker 2: hands and pretend to grow.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna throw out bitty second. Do you want me
Speaker 3: to scream and vomit come out of my mouth?
Speaker 2: She was like, She's like, I'd rather pull my eyelids
Speaker 2: out with pliers and go under that slippery waterfall and
Speaker 2: scream my trauma out. I'm gonna hold it in and
Speaker 2: be angry, just like you know half of the rest
Speaker 2: of the world.
Speaker 3: Haven't we seen this screaming on other Housewives shows?
Speaker 2: Didn't No Sea or something like, didn't we see it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, Gina. Didn't Gina do that where she had to
Speaker 3: pull the ghost out of her mouth?
Speaker 2: Yes, but then we also saw it like where that
Speaker 2: girl that was only on one season, but all of
Speaker 2: her husband's billboards are all over the place all the time, Noela,
Speaker 2: where she like went in that little box and like yelled.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that was on purpose.
Speaker 3: But I think she does did whatever she could for TV.
Speaker 2: Well. Then, though the women arrived back at the house,
Speaker 2: Lisa says she reached out to Miss Indonesia's designer to
Speaker 2: dress them for tonight. The ladies all get dressed and
Speaker 2: ready for dinner. Touline complains that she got the worst
Speaker 2: color of everyone.
Speaker 3: I mean, they're like traditional gowns, like they should have
Speaker 3: just warm them and just for the experience and just
Speaker 3: you know, it comes across a little bit disrespectful. I
Speaker 3: know when we went to Bali, we were like head
Speaker 3: pieces or whatever. I mean, it's just cultural things, like
Speaker 3: you're not walking a runway, you're not going out for
Speaker 3: the day. It's just for like a dinner or something.
Speaker 2: Then let's be clear, like four minutes of this dinner
Speaker 2: was shown, like it doesn't really matter if I think
Speaker 2: that concerned with how you look for four minutes, just
Speaker 2: go with the flow. And Lisa, you know, trying to
Speaker 2: say she had to move you know, heaven on Earth
Speaker 2: in order to get these dresses.
Speaker 3: No, I don't wear mustard yellow Brooks. I'm like you
Speaker 3: are today.
Speaker 2: And then Stanbury of course shows her like bougie shade,
Speaker 2: where she's like the dress was not made for me
Speaker 2: and has no clue how to make it worse. And
Speaker 2: then I don't know, I just feel like at this point,
Speaker 2: everyone's just trying to come up with a reason on
Speaker 2: why to have a problem with Lisa, Like she got
Speaker 2: you the dresses and either put them on or just
Speaker 2: put them.
Speaker 3: I want to go back to where Brooks is just
Speaker 3: being a bitch. That's more entertaining than watching them fight.
Speaker 2: Oh you mean episodes back?
Speaker 3: Yeahs being nice? I don't want to see nice Brooks.
Speaker 3: That is you realize that.
Speaker 2: We were bitching about Brooks being too over the top
Speaker 2: two episodes.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that a voice of it was coming in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't know that this new stupid fight over
Speaker 2: the dresses. If I were to give you something really
Speaker 2: ugly to wear on camera, would you wear it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: What do you mean, like to go to a party,
Speaker 3: or we're all wearing something.
Speaker 2: Ugly, everybody's wearing something.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't care?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, who fucking cares? I have to say, like,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do very well with netting on my arm.
Speaker 2: I'm not like a dainty little flower when it comes
Speaker 2: to my arms, and having a mesh netting is not
Speaker 2: my most mattering look.
Speaker 3: I'll make sure I'll get on the right now, and.
Speaker 2: You're ever gonna provide me with attire. It should not
Speaker 2: have arm netting, But just wear the freaking dress because
Speaker 2: you look more ridiculous not wearing it when everybody else
Speaker 2: is wearing it.
Speaker 3: Damn we every gonna show up in our Daisy Dukes.
Speaker 2: Well that was the end of the episode.
Speaker 3: That was it until next week.
Speaker 2: Until next week. Are you guys liking Dubai? Are you
Speaker 2: feeling more of a connection? I'm also a little bit
Speaker 2: confused as we're closing out on this episode, why Lisa
Speaker 2: and Chanelle seem like they've made up but clearly we
Speaker 2: know they haven't.
Speaker 3: Bomb We'll figure it out real soon.
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out real soon. But thanks you guys
Speaker 2: for tuning in. Make sure to tune in later this
Speaker 2: week for twat's flashback because we're talking all things Real
Speaker 2: Housewives at Beverly Hills. We've also got Tamra's premiere of
Speaker 2: her new show with Dan talking a big game, and
Speaker 2: then me and Emily will be back next week recapping
Speaker 2: double episodes on popping off of Too Hot to Handle
Speaker 2: because Emily is in New York this week. But thanks
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 1: Hi