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Speaker 1: Today up by going on a second date with a

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Speaker 1: girl way out of my league. Hey, never go on

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Speaker 1: second dates with girls way out of your league, especially

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Speaker 1: if you're flying across the country with them. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I think I think girls who are very much in

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Speaker 1: your league because you are the prize. Yeah, Pries, that's right.

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Speaker 1: I update you on what she said. No, no, okay,

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Speaker 1: so so no, just just a little recount. So I

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Speaker 1: met this girl the beach. We had a great date

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Speaker 1: at the Getty and then I'm like, yo, we we

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Speaker 1: like randomly bumped into this kid who was wearing a

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Speaker 1: shirt that said Biscuits and Porn, and he was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a place in North Carolina, and like, y'all want

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Speaker 1: to go to North Carolina to this girl? And we

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Speaker 1: flew to North Carolina. I bought her the ticket, she

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Speaker 1: got the hotel. So yeah, so even trade a big

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Speaker 1: but a big yeah big yeah, freaking totally totally random,

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Speaker 1: totally uh not dealing with my breakup in weird ways.

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Speaker 1: So I I next her just so she she basically

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Speaker 1: we were supposed to meet up last Thursday, and she

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Speaker 1: said she couldn't and I'm like and I just said, hey,

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Speaker 1: just sent over the shared album in the North Carolina

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Speaker 1: Picks and No Sweat Rain checked. Then I'm back from

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Speaker 1: the farm Sunday night and leaf for Orlando Thursday morning.

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Speaker 1: So if you're free for date three and between, then

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Speaker 1: let me know. Otherwise it's pause and reconnect after the eighteenth,

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Speaker 1: when you're settled in your apartment and I'm back from London.

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Speaker 2: Right, And there had been a prior discussion also about like, okay,

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Speaker 2: if we can't get together then maybe well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there had been connect yeah right right bro. She

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Speaker 1: responds a day later with a picture of a pack

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Speaker 1: of gum and says, your next brand deal. Wait, that's it,

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Speaker 1: that's actually it, that's actually it. What the hell? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Why I think it's over? Man?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I see the problem is I don't. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: get I guess that's the safe assumption. But I'm also

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Speaker 2: just like so confused. I'm so confused. Yeah, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: Have we gotten the expert on the situation? I have

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Speaker 1: not not any direct intel yet, right, Okay, I think

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Speaker 1: I think we like this is some this is way

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Speaker 1: above our art. This is some some women's brain.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I have no idea. It's a brand sponsors.

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Speaker 2: What do I do with this?

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Speaker 1: Please? Nothing? Nothing anyway, Let's get to the story anyways.

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Speaker 1: See that's see. You guys listen to all the episodes

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Speaker 1: because you never know, you never never know when you're

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Speaker 1: gonna get an update. That's right. So I recently moved

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Speaker 1: to a new city for grad school and pretty quickly

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Speaker 1: met this wonderful gal on one of the dating apps. Hey,

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Speaker 1: let's go of course, Hey this is triggering. Yeah, stop

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Speaker 1: talking about wonderful dates. That's right.

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Speaker 2: We went on our first date two nights ago and

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Speaker 2: it went really well, and she's super sweet and kind of.

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Speaker 1: Way why why why? Why? Why? Out of my league?

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Speaker 1: That's that's fairly out, fairly out of the lea. Seems

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Speaker 2: Last night we decided to hang out again, so we

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Speaker 2: went out, got a few beers, had a few laughs,

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Speaker 1: Say, you know, go out, go out to l a,

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Speaker 1: I have a few laughs. The one is a little thing.

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Speaker 1: You know. What's that? That's the Diehard quote? You know,

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Speaker 1: the Diehard It's like, hey, lets you know, let's have

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Speaker 1: a few laughs. Is that die Hard? Is that? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Is Diehard? Die Hard? Have he goes come out to

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Speaker 1: the coast. We'll get together. We'll have a few lefts.

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Speaker 1: That's when he's in the.

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Speaker 2: Is that the first one? Yeah, yeah, I need to

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Speaker 2: see the other ones I've seen. I have seen the

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Speaker 1: I heard one, Diehard two pretty good. Those are the ones. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was pretty enthralled. Actually, die heard one was amazing.

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Speaker 1: Diehard dire two holds up too. And they are Christmas movies.

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Speaker 1: I watched it on Christmas with my parents. It's great.

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Speaker 1: That's that's that's a good that's a good adult Christmas movie. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's cute. It's cute.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I want to show that to like my three

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Speaker 2: So like they just get like toy grenades and stuff.

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Speaker 2: I'm also like knocking to tell my kids what Santa is.

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Speaker 2: It's just gonna be die Hard references like Bazukas.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we we just have a dinner. Watch Diehard. That

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Speaker 1: is the Christmas celebration. We were walking on the sidewalk

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Speaker 1: I'm going. Nice so distractracted by the pretty girls. You know, hey,

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Speaker 1: a pothole. Oh no, not a good move, dude, tripping up.

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Speaker 1: My boy is getting hue twisted and leg blisted. That's right,

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Speaker 1: it's not looking good.

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Speaker 2: And at that moment, I glanced down on my right

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not that's all what you want to know, peculiar.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't quite place what was wrong with it until

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Speaker 1: I realized that my right foot was now perpendicular tumba left. Yikes, dude,

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Speaker 1: my foot did a backfoot to the left. Now, y'all, Oh,

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Speaker 1: one hop this time, because that's all he's doing. He's

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Speaker 1: off and hop everywhere this time because you can't walk.

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Speaker 1: Because you can't walk. Bam. Not to be deterred from

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Speaker 1: enjoying the rest of our date, I quickly grabbed my

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Speaker 1: foot and snapped it back forward. Yo. Hey, yo, what

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Speaker 1: you think man man wants this date to go so well?

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Speaker 1: He's willing to snap back token bones and rolled ankles.

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Speaker 2: He's just ready to lose a foot for this one.

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Speaker 1: He's committed. He's risking it all. I tried to walk

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Speaker 1: it off. I promptly made it three steps before she

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Speaker 1: caught me and sat me down. I assured her, Oh no,

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Speaker 1: everything's fun to okay, man. I just you know, my

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Speaker 1: always been like twisted around. It's a party, baby, you

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Speaker 1: know how people like pop their shoulders out. I caught

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Speaker 1: my ankle. I just it's called foot, like, don't worry

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Speaker 1: about it. But she was having none of it. Thankfully,

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Speaker 1: I could have hurt myself way more than I already did. Yeh,

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Speaker 1: shout out to the date, dude. I mean, I would

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Speaker 1: hope any reasonable human is like, like, no, we are

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Speaker 1: walking to get this ice cream. March s get to

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Speaker 1: step in. In fact, I don't want to walk anymore.

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Speaker 2: Carry me, Carry me to the ice cream, you peasants,

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Speaker 2: you like like arms. I made a cult to my roommate,

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Speaker 2: yar later, I'm sitting in the waiting room at about

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Speaker 2: one am with an ankle the size of a cantelope.

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Speaker 1: Yikes, yikes.

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Speaker 2: The girl at this point was entirely justified in leaving

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Speaker 2: and cutting her losses.

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Speaker 1: I'm just a random dude. She met on bubble four

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Speaker 1: eight hours ago. Low key, like true, like she no obligation,

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Speaker 1: like she I'm she like left right, she definitely left.

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Speaker 2: I think, oh, actually we're maybe not to the contrary. However,

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Speaker 2: she stayed no way all freaking night long.

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Speaker 1: This one's a key for op. This, This one's a key.

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Speaker 1: Ru bruh.

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Speaker 2: He's saying at a league, she's staying the whole night. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: this is this is it for you. Lock it down,

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Speaker 2: propose on your good leg right now, will you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Mary screaming through the pan, he's like biting onto a stick. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Through two hours in the waiting room, multiple X rays,

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Speaker 1: setting my ankle, a CT scan, a cast, and more.

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Speaker 1: From one to seven am, I had more fun than

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Speaker 1: I thought possible I ever could in an emergency room. Wow,

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Speaker 1: this is a great date. This is like a true time,

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Speaker 1: This is incredible. We cracked jokes, we laughed at the

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Speaker 1: sheer efing stupidity of this whole night, and we made

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Speaker 1: bets on whether it was broken or sprained, and we

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Speaker 1: called my mom. I really should have been in pain,

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Speaker 1: this is very this is not how Reddit dates usually go.

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Speaker 1: Oh we thought this was hurt, gonna take her to now,

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Speaker 1: We thought this is gonna go way downhill. She she

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Speaker 1: saw I broke my foot, then she kicked it just

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Speaker 1: to make sure it was broken. For the audacity of

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Speaker 1: breaking my leg on her do dare you? Oh God?

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Speaker 1: At seven am, we finally made it back to my apartment,

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Speaker 1: and instead of leaving, she stuck around even longer, and

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Speaker 1: bro marry her right now? What are you waiting? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Stop writing this story to right your vows. It was

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Speaker 1: the laptop right now. Turned out I broke my ankle

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Speaker 1: in two different ways, and oh, two different ways. This

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Speaker 1: is a lot, And I got to enjoy surgery next

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Speaker 1: week as they put some titanium screws and plate someplace. Coincidentally,

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Speaker 1: my graduate school also starts next next week. Not sure

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Speaker 1: how I'm going to manage, especially since I can no

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Speaker 1: longer even drive no basketball for me for a long

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Speaker 1: time either, which also really sucks. But I'm managing to

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Speaker 1: stay in good spirits overall. I got to meet an

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Speaker 1: absolutely incredible lady go on by far the most interesting

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Speaker 1: second date of my life, and now have a phenomenal

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Speaker 1: story for how we met, and maybe, if I'm lucky,

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Speaker 1: the Nightingale effect will take hold with the night and

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Speaker 1: Gale effect. I have no idea. What's the Nightingale effect.

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Speaker 1: The Florinace Nightingale effect is a trope where a caregiver

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Speaker 1: falls in love with their patient. Ah, that's a good reference, dude,

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Speaker 1: that's a great reference.

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Speaker 2: I hope so too, op I hope so too. I

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Speaker 2: think emptier savings and buyering right now, dude, it's going well.

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Speaker 2: It's going well for op And Opie said in himself

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Speaker 2: he's ugly.

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Speaker 1: He's this girl league, so, you know, at a minimums

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Speaker 1: but probably ugliest. Frick frack. So lock it in, Lock

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Speaker 1: it in, Lock it in.